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dam it dam it dam it dam it dam it dam it dam it dam it
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Whar’s dat bucket wehnz Ai kneads it?
Congradamulashuns, Smammie on nawt-sekkind ! @@@@@@@@@@ for ur comment. I laffed at urz an lost all branez….
It’s Caturday Eve! Whutchu wantz fur singin/danzin/drinkin?
“Dere a holz in mah buket, deer Liza, dear Liza” 4 teh song, adn iffen enybuddyz got teh St. Germain, Aiz yur grl… Wantz 2 visitz teh Ty booteek? Iffen wii go skippety, duz it b teh saym as danscin?
ah ha, Ai cawtz U, U sneekie Pretzel! Ware U sendin mai werdz, wehn Eyez nawt lookin’
Ai thinks the werdpretzel et mai commint… 4 Song “derez a whole in mai bukket, deer Liza, deer Liza” adn Ai cuud b lubbin sum St Germain. Awlso, waz kinda hopin’ wez cud go skippety 2 teh Ty-booteek?
skippety-ing off to Tye Boo Tiik wif you, Smammie!
I belieb Ambercat iz alreddy into teh rum adn saylin teh Irish C’s
*see if she still doin dat down below*
Ho Ho (pirat kitty)! Ai seez her! orf Ai goes ta getz sum rum…. swimmie swimmie abter teh bowt
ebbery wun tu teh bowt fur teh silly brashun! Bowt haz Ty bowtik dat iz duty free. Adn a bar adn a buffay!
I has sellabraytin!!!
I gotz a 85% on mai janetix tezt!!
!! Dat meenz I gottid 6 multypolchoyz and/.or troo-falzz kweshtinz rong….
But YAY I GOTTID TEH 85%!!!!!!!
Yayz0rz!!
Yayzorz to awl uv thoze whu had teh skool! we survived foar a wile!
Happeetayle fur elfi!!
Janet will bee glad to heering tihs!
yis indede , 85% ub Janet iz nawt bad at awl. Congaratz , {{{{Elfi}}}}
Graet wurk, Elfi!!! Ai am vry vry prowd ov yew!!!
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“Yew noe whut dey call a PhD stoodent whu maed strayt Bz?”
[i] “No, whut?” [/i]
“Doctor!”
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Yess, an 50% ob awl doktorz granulated inn teh bawtm ob dere class!
Vry gud poynt!
(Statstistiks kan bii roofless.)
I felled in luv wif statistics when I was sebbenth grade an went to the nurses offise for sumtin, an onna wall wus a poster wiff Charley Brown an Snoopy an it sed “100% of All Smokers Die”. I tinks ‘das true, stoopy but true’
Elfi, good werk! But Ise nawt surprized. I fink yer one ob dem wimmens wuts always fears the werst but deserves the best. Yer on the list of peeps that I don’t rilly know, but that I’m proud to know.
Anom, Sol! Whale sed.
Snerk!!
Con cat u libashuns elfinugget! U iz a smart kitteh!
May ai inkwire as tu wat kinda sine tist u are studdyin tu be?
Ai am takin a lawt ob teh saim courses az u. Ai takez janetix dis summer, cellular/molecular biology in fall, adn biochem next winter.
Wii’s got classes en common.
Yu 2 iz syunterrifik.
ohai 3 floofiekittehs. I wanna be fizzishin’s Assiztunt.
I tryin’ foar to git my Bashlerz in teh Byolojee. I taekd Cell Byo dis turm too. Maekin’ B’s in it alzo. Ai also taekin’ teh Fizzyoligee. It ar pleh, but I is at a 79% in dat klazz… iffn’ I do OKz on teh finul I git B in klazz yay!!
Hoaping strate-B’s foar da turm, whish wud be a gud wae to finizh mai turm.
{{{{Elfie}}}} iz ebben bedder tahn teh “Nawt Sekkend” Uze go Grl!1!
Hab sum bergerz@@@@@@@@@@@@
Congrachoomashuns, Elfi!!! Datz grate!!!
Congratlolashuns, Elfi! Good fur yoo! Ai neber took janetix essept as part of buy ology, but ai specs it is nawt eezy.
Is dat yoor majer field?
YAY 4 ELFI!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!
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U so smart!!! wii r awl beeing proud uv u!!
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*Mixes ub big vat uv majikle celebratoree drinkses.
*Dey is majikle ‘cuz ebbery1 b getting wutever tehy
*b wanting. Iz diffrunt drinkz 4 diffrunt peepz.
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I’ll b habbing deh chokklit martoonee wif a sprig uv mint.
Heerz a drink 4 u Elfi.
*klinking glass wif Elfi.
Cheez!
aw elfin !!! Amayzin gud skore!! well dun yew.
sawree dat eye diddun C dis B 4 to concachewmalayt yur suck sess!!
pleez axept dis jeneticully enhanst kitteh fayz lawleepawp frum yur ebber lubbin Tybooteek – steel wif teh bitamin N richmint an teh nawt verree bleugh flavr az teh marc ov owur esteem 4 yur doon sew gud!!!
{{{elfi}}}
Der’s a hole in mai bucket, dear otter, dear otter, der’s a hole in mai bucket, dear otter, a hole.
Den fill it, dear lolcat, dear lolcat, dear lolcat. Den fill it, dear lolcat, fill it.
Wit wat shall I fill it, dear otter, dear otter, wit wat shall I fil it, dear otter, wit wat?
Wit a capshun, dear lolcat, dear lolcat, dear lolcat. Wit a capshun, dear lolcar, capshun.
Purrrfect!
*duz a liddle happee dans.
*step, step, twirl.
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Awsumz singingz!!! Way 2 go jd!!
engineer to teh rescyoo!
Conga-rats, Smammie und Zauberflote! Happy Caturday eev!
Hiya and ‘ell-o ebberywon!
(shood wii tell Leyeze ’bout teh hole inda bukkit?)
she repleyez “Wahl fixt it, deer Henry, deer Henry, deer Henry” n Aym tinkin taht Henry noes wanna here taht rite noa.
Happy Caturdai eev 2 U 2. Mai Caterdai gonna b pleh: juss gotz hoom, n teh werkz sez, ” C U atz 5a.m.” noooooooo, pleaz, nooooo
Fangz, kitkay! I spended two lawng ober at teh bday partee an dint see u till juss nao. I will hab a nise, um, well, I dunno! But gotta go nao, sry kthxbai!
O, hai, I gueess I mist the b-day partee
i ushullly onlee commenty on won pic a day, odderwyse I tend to spend teh entire day and nite hear—I’ll chekc bak a bit on teh udders—-Happy Birfday to yoo! (ebberywon!) ICHC has teh bestest parites ebber. wii rock!
Shhhh Mr Beaver, teh kidlets wil heer u!
Geegollygee professor sez diz (teh beevrz delimma) iz hao teh Badlands gotz dere naem.
Weeree travller goez up up up to top of hiiiiiighest hill he seez.
Seez nuffin but moar hillz.
Sayz ‘Damhill’, goez to top of nexd furthr hill.
Rinse, repeat.
Ohai, SMoM, we nawt yet akwaint. Iz mommeh ub da planet oar da chonklit bar?
Hi Gma! Ai haev beana fan uv yur green shooz & Ai noe yew keep en tutch wif Tidmum whu Ai mizz vry much.
Ai iz a student ov da planet, but mai IRL naem iz liek da mommeh ov dat grekko god.
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Pluz awltewgeddr it sowndz liek sumfing Robin wud sae to Battyman. Dis maeks mii smyle.
Ai am in ur streams, blockin ur waterwais
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wisht Ai thawt ob taht
juss be kare-fee yoos doan kross teh streemz! cood B badd!
Goastbusturrz ftw!!!
Tries tu ‘magin all teh lifes as u knows it stoppin inst . . . instant . . . right dis sekkun and ebry molecules in you bodis egsmsplodin at teh speeds ob light.
Tobal protonicks rebersal.
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Brilliant!
Dis gows dis wayz n dat wayz, dis wayz n dat wayz…
forwerds, bakwerds ober teh Irish seeeeeeeee,
A bokkul ob rum to fill mai tum an taht’s teh lf fore meeeeeeeeeeee!
Ai gaytcrashd aeemblee at wun ob mai skools toodai an tehy were singing tihs! Ai’s trai to fynd yootoob linkee but no joi
Dat lolrus in heep big trubble if he not return tah bukkit, huh Smammie?
Y yesh, Ai du belieb him iz. Housumebber, wiiz feelz hiz pane….
Wow, he shoor iz bizee! Liek a …
nebbermine…. :blush:
Zippy, try tihs–
u goez
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oops
:
Awl smushed together….
Ooo fankoo zauber! Dat’s wut I ment to hab!
*grin*
Stakkun wud…yer doin it rite.
awl, shucks,
, ain’t nuttin’—yoo shood gitta lode ob my fren Chuck—whut hii duz wiff wood iz sheer jeanious, I tell ya!
how much wud cud a wud chuk chuk…..
Y’s Ai feelz liek habben a habenero jest abowtz noa?
peekuld, ob courz
Hooey! yu ete doze fingz? Hawt stufz! Goze gud wif da berez. Hab tu drinkz lawt ub dem tu kewl awf da mouf.
Ai putz dis wun rite heer adn doan ennybuddy moove it.
U alreddy mooved it?
Dam it!
naught my fawlt dat it moofs—-a ribber runns frough it!!
Damit!
LOL@@@@@
A river runs thru it ref FTW
Beefer maykes a curse-ory swimm ’round teh ribber…
’seemz 2 B a re-current theem…
Wat-er u goin to do when ur a beafer but swim adn build adn curse adn Ponder re-current theems?
w0w d0c, taht’s hevvy!
Silly fing! Wuz no commintz nd ai fawt, ohohoh wut kin ai sai wut mite be ne funz at awl? Strat tu rite sumfing nd musheen gibz me popup abowt toofbrush oar sumfing. Nd naow is 5 oar eben moar commintz. Fink Ai wuz goin tu sai sumfing abowt beavery kerful abowt langwij.
Aw, gma, toofbrushez b no fun! Sorree u dint get a chance! I gibs u @@@@@ for teh hyp…hie…hpopth…comment u dint get to maek!
Fankz , yur so naice. Yu mus be berry tyrd aftur awl dat baikin awl nite nd den be up so urly fur da rais Did getz n e slepez at awl? Wel, naow iz tiem fur yur lait dai martooniez so yu just relakz.:D
O fangz gma
I dinna sleep a wink, Iz ekskawsteded, but it wuz werf ebbery sekkind!!!!!
Watchin a sillee moobie tonight wif Mr ZF an big kidlet. Mebeeh 9to5 or mebeeh Cannonball Run. Berry relaksin!
Ai jus cum bak frum end ub party. iz stil ZB’z caik nd stufz dere if n e wun iz da hongreez. Parunlee a gud tiem wuz hab bai awl.;)
oh, yeh, ai went tu se Tribble’z hawt are bloon nd got losted.
@@@@@@ fur u ennywai.
“beavery kerful”….ai lol.
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yep wuz vry gud, gram in griinshuz!
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IRL Safari just hiccuped on me, and I had to start all over again Damn is the correct word.
It’s Jack Bauer!!!
you beat me to it!
Go an warsh yer mouf owt wif sope!
yu nawtee beevr!
Awww – himz nawt nawtee! Der is no “n” at teh end ob himz “dam” werdz. Himz is gud, indoo… endu… hard-werkin beevur. Prolly stoodint at Origun Staet Yoonivursitee.
Yew ar rite, Shayde.
Muzt bii Origun Staet, cuz hii doan luuk liek an angree duck!
Wut did teh fishy sai wen hee hitted teh cawncreet wahl? DAM!! Hee hee.
Dat wud be da Grand Coulee?
pleez to leeve my cooly outta dis.
*hedwall*
OK, lets see iffen I can make Janet asplode wiff angry:
Das axually nawt a beaver dam, das a beaver lodge ware dey sleeps. Der dam raises der water levl an is usual kwite a wayse off frum der loj. Der beever loj relies on the higher water created by der dam to protect the entrance to der loj. Mr. Adirondak outdoor guy noes dis stuff.
Ai think Beevr cre8ed teh nawt sekkund village. Whar wuz wunce a streeme, wuz nao a pond… an awl teh critterz, bofe meek und feerz, settld neerbai.
Janet?
Make Janet asplode wiff angry?
I was theeinking bowt dis agin dis mornin while makin my coffee…saw it furst last nite. I was imaginin if I haddun been heer fur awile an came in an saw dat…I’d feel like chicken little in ICHC. Wutt a huge sad I’d have.
Good hevvuns, why wud ennywun wunt to make our Sweet, Luving Janet asplode wiff angry?
Butt sints I HAVE been around, and since I saw you say dat you ENJOY liting peepuls fyooses an argyooing wiff dem, it seems it wud bee so much more, Oh, mah littul brain must tink hard furr teh currekt wurd…apropos? to try to make ol SOL asplode wiff angry.
Hmm. Hows dis:
Sol, u pore littul thing. I noe u is tryin REEL hard too look smart heer wiff ur references and knowledge uff logic and uddur intellijunt stuffs, butt we has seen ur sad littul errors an jus not sed nuffin, caws we is jus so soopeereeur dat way. Yes, yes, *pats Sol on hed* we noes u is secretlee juss ub AVERUJ intellijunts, butt u trai hard, so we will ovverluck it, u pore thing.
Did dat wurk?
NO??
OK, I’ll juss bonk u on teh hed wiff my Donkee Staff den.
Juss fur GP.
*Bonks and Runns*
/Please, PLEASE bring back the cheeseburgers!!!!!
Well said. Mebbe himz is so belligerent cuz he knows himz is inadequate?
Hims shorely cannot see Byond teh end ob hims noes if he tinks A) HE can maek deer JCH4K asplode wit anger an B) maekin an attak – ennee kynd ob attak – awn JCH4K wud nawt bring teh roth ob Ceeling Cat, an teh army ob Porcelain Princesses, daon awn hims lyk a tun ob rektanglar bilding tings!
Adn just hao joo tell teh differntz wif taht pikchur? They iz awl maekt of xtix adn sutch…
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Infoarmashun – joo haz nawt enuf.
Why oh why wood u want tu do N E thing tu owr Janet? Janet is teh backbone of this syte. She is teh kyndest most grand cheezfrend NE wun could ask for. I hav seen tis before, maybe u be lyke teh scool yard bully?
Hmmmm. Aside frum teh inappropryutness ob trying 2 maak Janet asplode, ai fink taht u r mystaaken abowt teh beeber wurking awn himz lodj. Teh watur iz alredee hi, implying taht teh dam iz dun, but teh beeber iz putting a rathur larj chunk ob wud awn wuteber taht strukshur iz. Taht implyz taht teh beeber iz wurking awn teh dam, prolly reparing it, sins tehy don yuzhually add thik short chunks 2 teh lodj wuns teh watur iz hi. Tehy re-kuber it wif mud ebery fawl, but nawt yuzhually sutsh short chunks ob wud.
Haz Mr. Adirondak outdoor guy seen beeberz put sutsh thik short chunks awn a lodj?
*smaks Sol wif a fish*
u b nyce 2 owr JCH4K!
*smaks Sol wif a bigr fish*
*runz away*
Wai wud yu eben wont to anger Janet? Wai wud eneewun? Wot porpoise do yu tink wud be served bai angering ennee Cheezfren, but espeshully wun as well-lyked, luvved eben, as Janet? Ai rilly tink yu has misunnerstood teh tone and naychur ob tihs site. It is a HYUMER site – teh ideeah is Yu Laff, an maek odders laff – wy nawt trai it?
Hi Ambercat!
Ai kenz tell U wai he b taht wai. Himz wahtz noan az teh:
Super-hyphenated-hair-splitting-nitpicker !1!
Dey juss doant unnerstan taht liif iz 4 livin’ adn taht iffin u spen awl ur thyme trian 2 find waht box it fitz in2, U iz missin mos’ ob teh fun. Berry sad, awl-n-awl.
This is teh same person who rudely criticized our Salleh’s unique ritin’ style and then when frens jumped to her defense said “Oh, u guise is rong. I was just asking her nicely! Whut’s rong wif u peepls?” Looks like *someone* can’t stand it when other peepuls are genuine, sweet, loveable and genuinely loved and watched over by others because of it. How sad.
I has never steeled someone’s still-beeting hart from their chest before, but if certain peepl don’t stop picking on nice peepls who has never done a thing rong to them apart from being better peepul and better liked, I just might has to start. No matter how tiny teh target hart may be.
*wanders off, looking for teenytiny tweezers*
frankly, U cud stuf dat hart in a fleaz navel n hab ruum leff ober 4 tree karaway seads….
*ap(l)aws* (clap clap!!)
Solly, ai fink yoo juss wented tew farr heer. Ai lubbs yoo deerly—yoo meminds mee ob mah momma-in-law hoo wented ober teh brijj liddlewyle ober a yeer ago—shee hadd teh hart ob goald, butt ruff wai ob eckspressin it, an wuz frum teh Bronx. So ai kine-a geddit. Cud yoo eckspress yoorseff a liddle moar jently? Ai kno yoo duzzn’t wanna hert fokesez.
SolnEsther,
Why are you being mean to Janet?
Why do you continue with your rude and often lewd coments?
Do you think it is funny deliberately baiting people with your nasty and childish
comments?
Why on earth would a grown man even think of saying and doing such immature things just to get a reaction?.
I think that you have got some serious problems regarding insecurities.Perhaps you should seek some professional help.
This site is here for people to share happy and fun times,bits of IRL news etc.
It is NOT a site for petty bickering and deliberate vile and frequently Rude comments.
If you havent already got the message from these wonderful and caring people,Your type of nasty and rude comments are not required here.
Go and play somewhere else.
how duz u get a picture instead of a dam pattern?!
LOL!!! SolnEsther – yoo hav just prooveded taht ebreething ai sayed to yoo wuz rite.
Yoo hav NO idea waht we ar doing heer an HOO WE AR!!!! Ai gratelee feer – tho fur a wile ai had high hoeps fur yoo – taht yoo just don’t fit in. An cleelee nebber will.
So ai will continyoo tra la la -ing happilee through the day in teh companee ov awl mai amaizing an wnderful frenz – hoo DOO get it.
An this iz teh last time taht ai will EBBER reed sumthing yoo hav written. Az Stephen Colbert so amewsinglee says, “yoo ar ded to me.”
*joynz Janet in tra-la-laing*……
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oh hai ebberywun……(plz to ‘xcuse mi dotz…hee hee ) oh mi guudnesses wat a feerse an loyul gruup we can haz heer….ai iz noawt surprizeded, mi deer Janet…..kant yew see ebbereewun gavvered around yew in teh siberspase ???? wiff der litesordz an growly fases ?????
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jest yew try to hert owr Janet…..nawt gonna happun round heer…
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mi grammpa waz a Amish…an teh way dey taked kare ov sumwun hoo dint get it waz to “shun” himz. (oar herz)…..ai proposes dat we do teh saem.
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why gibz crudulities to sumwun hoo iz teh crude ????
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*joynes Janet inna a danse*
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*slllllide to teh lefff…*
*slllllide3 to teh rite….*
* twurl ina sirkul, twurl ina sirkul, twurl ina sirkul*
an …….*JAZZZ HANNNZZZ*
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an ….SnE….dont maek me stopz diz site agin…….
ah yesh, “teh power ob shun” wii haz it
wow, Janet….I puttid a note hear yesterdai and teh Burgerz eattid it. Guess day didn like whua I had to say to he-who-will-no-longer-be-named.
dam, SolnEster, yoo shure nose yer holes!
um, bin der, dun dem?
wai yoo meen?
wai yoo targut surtin cheezfrenz woo neber did n e fing to yooz?
yoo gibs me a sad. Ai finsko yoo don liek yerself muches.
jus mai too sense.
maibee free sents foar inflayshun!
It’s Dennis Messner!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47469
Misture Beavure Contrakture bilds, bilds, bilds;
Noe sub-primeses loan iynvoulved heer; jes wurks, wurks, wurks gratis foar hims menny relatibs adn relashuns;
(Hims wuz temtid tu taike a vakashun wunce, a cruise: onna dryftwuud lawg taht wuz floatyng daownstreem;
Tehn hims thot: “Noes, noes, noes; gotta wurk, wurk, wurk; itz wut Ai du!!!”)
omfg….i has moments like that…
Is that American?…….
LOL
you are so not right you stink
omg! dis iz mah favorite lolbeaver evar! moar beaver tails plz!
me likesw tis one!!
wtf i dont understand
he is bilding a dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:]
damn funny!
Ai undurstandz. Itz tu kuhl fawr yoo
Randohmlee awbfahskate yooor wurds. lawl