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Monorail kitteh bees oaver teh hump; cannawt travule ennywaire
Seem to bees hump dey for kitteh. I can haz purrpetoolal windsdey?
Or kitteh just come back from Cruise, liek me did. Happy tired!!!
welkums back, wared yo kruse to?
I wented on a Polymer Clay Learning Cruise to Progresso adn Cozumel. It were wundrefulz. I learneded, I ateded, I rockeded in the ship and, nowz, I rockeded in my houze. Cause teh boat still movin.
Was a wunderful 5 dayz, my firstez BUT not my lastez cruize. !!
Sounz laik reelloddsafun!
how meene iz yur wurk! De maked yu go onna cruz? fer lernin new sttuff?
Ju got openins?
Oh, is not fro teh job, iz for teh hobby/busnezz. IR potter but wantz to lurn abotz teh polymer clay stuff, too. IR sign tech fro city of irving, tx.
Shaungrl, u hab teh funnest stuff. I wunts too bai sumfing sumdai
wen I is not broke, LOL! (ur prices r good, too!)
Maibi monorail cat trying sideways monorail?
Pawr pawr kitteh. Hee can no getz oveh teh speed bumps. Dey iz jus’ tew hi fur hym.
Hmmmm, noebuddee seams tu be aroun; probly becuz itz Caturday, adn evereebuddee iys sleapyng iyn…..
I’m up, I just has the early mawnin slows. Nyce jawb onna nawt sekkund. kud I pleeze sit out dis dants? I still seepy. I has a pot ob kawfee steepin (I prefers steeped to drip) it’ll be reddy in 2 minnums and I kin get yuo sum.
Fanks soe muches, SolnEsther; wud liek a niece byg cuppa cawfee tu rlly waike me upses;
Doan wurry bowt danse; weez jes gunna syt heer adn taps owr foots, butt oanley iyf yu wunts tu;
Tish bees mai nawt sekond nawt sekond!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nebber ebber thot Ai wud geyt teh taup spout, becuz dere bees soe menny clevure (adn fast onna pyooter) Cheezfrends.
more speshul congrat on yur nawt sekkun nawt sekkund!!! Howz it feel? I’se nebber haddah nawt sekkund but then I dusn’t try so it kuld be awyl.
milk, – haff haff – flavored syrop – sweetnin? I lyks my kawfee lyk muh Esther Hawt Sweet and Dark.
Iys guud; rlly neaded taht; lotsa fanks!!!
Nawt sekond kynda feals liek yuu wone teh lottree oar sumfin;
Liek “Kween foar a Day”; (oar mebbe “Kween foar 5 minnits”)
We alls remembur owr furst NS…felz sew gud! Bask in dis lyme lite!
Ai shurely wil bask inna lyme lyte tudai!!!
Wen Ai jumpd up adn yelllls : “Ai’m nawt sekond, Ai’m nawt sekond!!!”,
mai husbin luuked ayt mee kynda funneh;
adn Ai knoed wut hims wuz finking: ‘Sheez bin onna innertoob tu lawng agin!!!’
Yummmm, oh yeh, kawfee. Ise sittin here inna awfis readin this weex New Yorker an Laffing lik a nut. Very funny piece about the Al Kaida nummer two guy replys to letters form the public. It is muh favorite publication inna whirrled.
Ai din’t fink teh Al Kaida nummer 2 guise ebbe caired wut teh publik thot!!
Mebbee tehy haz a neu Publik Relashuns Kommittee!!
Concatshuoolations CKK onna nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund!!!!!1!
Ohai Cheshire! Kumqatulashuns on ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund!!!!!! Iz fun, no?
Eben tho itz nawt a tye, u kan go ober to teh Tye Boo Tiik an pik up one ob Cweenmj’s majic bubblz, an float ur wai troo teh dai
Wowsers!!!! Ai’m rlly luukyng foarward tu bees duing taht!!!
Dis prototyp fer der awl new antimacatser didn’t get fru beta test.
hewoh? all goneaway. I prooly shudda tokken de shower afore sittin down at pooter. I fix dat naow.
yawn
mornin’ Sol. Iz sittin on mai bed wif mai laptop and teh kittehs seem unimpwessed dat I has nawt feeded dem yet… I suspose I ought to do somefink about dat… and I needs to feed myselfs too….
breakfast… nom nom nom
mebbe by teh time i gets back yew an some udder cheez peeps will be around and a lil more wakey wakey so dat we can awl play in cheezland
Mornin all. I hadz to get up and boil water to give to kittehs. Our local water company has issues and teh whole town has been told to boil teh water be4 drinkin. It’s been 2 days and whut a pain. I toldz de kittehs I feltz stoopy boiin water for the cat bowls, whenz they wuld drunk outta teh toilet if I letz them.
pleh…. majer pain
Doan bee silly, Solly! Weez awl juss gawt teh sloo-o-o-owz dis moarnin. (Memember Nessly Kwik mershul?) I juss wokeded up frum a weeeeerd dreem–sum gui had mayd a 18-fut gran pyanno an wuz juss goin tew opun teh dore tew teh rume—an ai woak up! Fooey! Ai wanned tew SEE taht!
I hab teh wffels, day-nishes, sweete rolls, skones, Kofey caek an udder gud tings ready fur hour brfast. er… brunch wer iz at.
“Antimacatser” — ROFL! Remines me uv a storey… (*Lolspeak off*)
The summer our oldest boy was 5, we returned to the States after 3 years in Germany. While we were staying at my parents’ house, my mom and I took said boy to see my grandmother. He was very quiet at first, but finally spoke up to ask Grandma, “Why do you have doilies on the tops of your chairs?” She replied, “They’re antimacassars, honey,” to which he said simply, “Oh.” Much later, after we got into the car, he piped up again. “Mommy, why does Grandma Strouss have animal catchers on her furniture?”
Hee hee hee! Kidlets say sum ob teh bestes fings!
Luv it (not wakie yet edder, ruff weke)
Monorail cat — u doin it rong.
Kitteh haz alwayz admyrd pillows….deesided to spend Caturdae bein wun.
Monorail cat will b bak on trak Mundane.
kitteh haz rite ideur. it way past my beddie bye time. ni-nite cheezfrends
maximum couch shedding covrij acheeved.
Adds byootee and warmf tu any couch.
Climin Mt. McCouch
Expedishun One
Naht so suksesful.
G’Mornin cheezpeeps. happy Caturday.
Teh grabbity masheen haz bin turnd on at maxmum fors. Kitteh kanot obercum it an benz lyk a sapling in a hurykayn
pweese not to sai (shhhh) hurykahn. Do not want! Do not let hurykahns noe wher we lib. Itz be fib yeers ans we still recubbering frum direct hit frum Ivan (bad boi, dat Ivan) Got some Dennis and Katrina too.
Ai hope hope hope yew get mizzed tihs seazon, Patticlan.
Mai oldest hooman kitteh road owt Charley in hiz daddeez wok-N clozet.
Nawt kall yew wanto haev “ayeh Mawm, wii iz en de clawset wayten fur hury… (oh srry) …bad wever tew pass. Iz crwded wif awl de catz, but nawt sew scaree.”
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Awl uv dem, evin kittehz wur saef. Ai wuz onna otter sied ov contree… awl wurried. (K, Ai admid it… wuz phreeeked owt.)
Dat juss shose yoo bee teh gud mawmmy!
{{{Tks, Altosinger}}}
happi caturday, frenz!
congaratz on nawt sekkund!
its snowin heer in lake woebegon. sigh.
monorail kitteh wunders whai stoopy enjineers putz speed bumps awn monorail track ennyways???
Ai sorwy. Taht’s teh rood—iz awlmoas May! Hoap it duzzn’t stik!
Snoewyng!!!!!
Wowsers, yuur wintures laste rllly loooooooong!!!!
Ai haz teh aire cundyshuner awn rite naow; itz haaaut!!!
ya, we has teh snowz heer too… but not as much as teh TOP ov dis staet. we gots a mushy frostin in teh Twin Cityz; Fergis Falz gots FIFTEEN INCHS. :O srsly.
snow iz all melteds, ai wuz borned in fergus falls! i ermember menny layt spring when ai wuz bebeh kitteh. teho, im in twin cities az well. st.paulie.
CKK r u in florinada, 2? 80′s and humid in NW florinada this past week.
Ai iz jus abuv u, en Georgie-ya. Wii ushuallee bypass spring and go strate tu summer. Hai temps adn hoomidity maiks heat index rite arownd hades level.
Ai startin tu sweat jus thinkin abowt it.
Noes; Ai bees iyn Pennsibainyah; getz veree humiditee iyn NorfEast!!!!!
MELTERD MARMYLAED! FTW!!
Teho, hao menee tymez wii sae Nawt Eacher Sammix Onna Cowch!
*sigh*
Hee hee hee!
Iz Pareeejn kitty? I seez arc de try… oomph.
good one,W.B.
@@@@@@@@@@burgers fur u
oops-this iz fur warrior rabbit up above
stoopy word press:???:
Az awlwais!
Awrm ubz dis Beeg Lawnnnng
Chayr iz purrrr~fekkt 4 Kitteh
in needz ubz a Napz!
Lawtz ubz rume 2 strrrrretch
owtz. Sydez 2 sydez iz besstest!
Nexx tryz frunt 2 bakk
Kitteh Nappzd undurr
Reedeeng Lamp andz habz melteddz
lyke Shoogurr Daddee
Wenz Kitteh waykz upz.
Leevz sum fur beehynd, but taykz
lushuss dreemz wiffz herz
Jack.
just perfect, Jack. thank you!
Anom, anom.
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Ahhh, cumfurt, cumfurt, cumfurt!
Servus wif a SNORGLE!
OHyeah!
Monorail wit speedbumps = MonoFAIL!!1!!
Ah cannot unnerstand whut peeps get owt of ecksersise ball. Dus nuffin for me.
best on seen yet love cats especially ginger moggies
Awwwwww dat is cuuutte!
D*amn! Wrong Pic!
Darn… i cursed
hillairios i love i can has a cheese burger it is so silly like lol mania but some could be a little funnier i mean just the stupid ones this one is on my favorites LOL i make lots of great pics to so yeah add me to your friends list i will be anyones friend
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dis ish mah kitteh on a monday lolzzz