why ur hed jus asplode?

why ur hed jus asplode? wuz it my cuteness? sry.
mai cyootness halps me git awt of trubble 2.
picture: HannaHR. lol caption: dinky
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why ur hed jus asplode? wuz it my cuteness? sry.
mai cyootness halps me git awt of trubble 2.
picture: HannaHR. lol caption: dinky
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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YETH It WUZ…
Sokay I nawt mad.
Happee nawt-sekund elfinugget and ambercat!
Gots to run befur my hed…. *SPLORT*
too laet…
*Holding braynez in wif bof hands on deh crown.
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!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!!!1!!!OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!1!!!!!elebentee!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!!!1!!!
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!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!!!SPLORT ALERT!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!
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DR. Tiny Cat to deh ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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*runz 2 getting deh CCC.
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Battle Stashunz!!!!!!!!!
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Eberry1 2 dere EMER GEN CEE posishunz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!elebentee!!
FTW!
hey, KTNF. gude tew cee u an welcome. ah liek ur naem.
hey fanks, princess mu!!
OMG! FIRST IM DITCHED BY A HOTSHOT THEN IM NOT GRETED TO THIS DAM PLACE?! OH MY GOD!
BLARGH! Ai are ded!!!!
dr.tinycat!!1! i will revivesu!1!
*Tossing owt deh bavving capz and CHRGz 2 ebbery1 entering
*deh ICHC land.
Luk awai frum teh kitteh!!
Not 2 b lukking a teh cyutenesses wifowt deh braynez pertekshun.
battel stashunz?
r we awn the spaseship then?
red alert?
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emer gen C?
Wares teh fyremens?
de’re teh wuns whure suppost to be takin kare uv teh mergenseees!
in dis crowd the arrybal of de fyremens causes emergencees
fyremens??? Where?!?!!1 An lil ol me nawt eben wering ne makeup or nuffink!
nawt warein nuffin must be a real time saver. Nawt subtle but effectib.
subtlety was nebber mai ting neway
no wunner we gits along, Ise abowt as subtle as a fart in church.
Yoo fink taht’s bad, ai satted neckst tew teh PASTOR wen he, um, broak winnd.
man ob God – man of the peeps.
Yoo betcha. He were a chaplin inna horspittle befoar he sined awn wif us. Heez a gud gui.
*EPIC SPLORT*
but ai likes that tipe of mergencee!
lcb hogged awl teh fyrmens last taim…
She stole dem awl away, its wut she duz. Neks time you gotta hyde yers better, mebbe cuver him up so LCB don’t see hims. Wooden be a bad idear to hyde wif him unner the cuver so if LCB do find him you can grab a holt an nawt leggo.,
maa b we cud hyd sum firmenz in de nawty barn wid de nekid guy.
excelent plan dd
fanks for de quik respons cweenmj!
yu has a gud hed in a crisis
you heard da cween! BATTLESTATIONS! BATTLESTATIONS! ALL HANS TO UR POSTS! UNTIL FERTHER NOTIZ, WE’Z ON EMERGENCY HEAD-SPLORT PROCEDURES!
but sir!
whut ar teh emergency hed-splort proseejures?
Dint yu reed da manuil??? Kuz I wuz hoaping yu knoed.
aim just makin it up as ai go!
cee is rite heer n section 21b paragraf 3 forff cetance n
awl u haff tew dew iz go tew ur spawt n rest comfortablee liek ani gude kitty. grab a couple of chrg’s and help ani wun n need.
cee, we gotz it awl unner kontroll
Plz to be advised: there is currintlee a shortidg of shawer-caps.
All personell must follow alternit head-splort proseedurs.
Dr Tinycat say: “Pfeh. Dis kitteh not as kyoot as meh. Is cyoot, don’t gets meh rong. Jes not as kyoot as meh.”
An DrTinycat is quite rite – az always!!
NObuddee can autkyoot DrTinyCat!!!
Dr. Little-Bit-Bigger-Than-Tiny Cat? please report to teh ICHC Hed-Splort Ward.
Dr. Tiny Cat has had an unexpectid splort.
i know what can… A SEXY HOT ROD! LOLZ!…no rly
mine iz teh cuteness gu*hed gets hit by a pice of splort stuff*o &*)(! THATS NASS T!
omg its queenmj!!!!
Wots gud fore cleenin brayns orf pyuters?
Um, ai uz teh alkolol wypz. Iz gud for da bits dat arnt varee big.
Naw!! Suk awn teh alkahall wypes an yoose a kleenex awn teh keebored!!
iso-proepillz Alkolol waips? TEH EWW!
I rathur suk on teh tisshoo, fanx.
Jing an tonniks soaked wypes nawt fer teh keebored den?
I r doin it wrong!
onoez!! Nawt TONNIX!!
I’s ‘lergik to teh tonnix.
jin, nao dat anuthur mattur.
jing an orinje joose is berree nice too,but makes teh wypes teh stikkee
lern tu lub de jing an tonnix. den u kan git de flazbak hi frum alkie wypes.
lik it wif ur skrachy tung
nom nom nom braynes nom
PLEH! durty thots dun taste nommable, stoopy hoomins!!!1!11!!!
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mus keep a clean mynd, lyk me! Us turtles always hab de clean thoughts an a jackass or donkee.
*snert* cleen mynd my butt!
ditto- yu tuk teh werds rite outta mai mouf Kafleen-teh-nawt-dawnkee.
I has almos nebber sed a dirty werd. I just let yawl fill inna blanks whatever which way you lyk. Yo nebber herd ob the Tirrdle club?
Yess ai did! Ai wuz juss finkin ob taht teh odder day. Less see, teh anserz wuz, Hiz hed, shaek hanz, an tawk, rite? I FINK dere wuz oianly free kweschunz.
der are axually many to chuse frum but must git fore ryte to be member..
Teh most usuall forf Turrdle Club kwestshun is: Wut dus a woman had two ob an an cow hab four ob?
LEGZ, silly! Tahts teh wun ai cuddn’t fink ob!
an kafleen nawt furthest fum last, mynding yer butt sounds like a chore I could add to muh list.
Duz Esther kno yoo tawk dis wai tew odder wimmens?
sol, yew gunna start myndin mai butt fer me? Well, fanks, I guess… Tho ai nebber reely mynded it so much myself b4.
how do yoo mynd a butt anywho? I dun fink itz going nowhere. Itz purty stuck there rite below mai back…
Esther knows dat I has a tendancy to fink about tings I caint have. I tink about boats an cars an motorcycles an planes an so forf. So I mite lyke to be a yung single guy agin but we awl noes better.
“I got dreems to remember, I got dreems to remember,
Honey I saw you der las nyte …”
*laffin @ mind a butt*
Hey kafleen does you noes abowt the turrdle club? They awl had donkees wif pleasant personalities.
So when you ask a member iffen He’s a turddle they hasta respond “yo betcha sweet ass I am” an if fer sum reason they caint provide them proper response, den they hasta buy the neks round.
Ok see…. Evree taim I bet mai ass….
I seem to dubbl-up.
*sighs.*
Hay, Kafleen! gud too seeya! How’s bayou?
I has tireds. and guiltees furr teh email reesponsibillitees.
Mebbee I need too bonk sumwun on the hed wiff mah Donkee
Magikul Cane….
*looks arown*
I had gud luk just turning teh keybored upsizedown and shaking it.
There is nothing tu get those braynes off teh flat panel LCD displays. Maybe teh kitteh carwash system frum a cupple of posts back?
Hao dyu get teh bits owt form b etween teh kees?
toofpicks….
kew-tip
that air-blowey in a can stuff
opend-owt hayrgrip?
Ohai, amber, wud hayrgrip be wut we merkinz cawl “bobby pinz”? Lubz da wai we speke Ingerlich difrently.
yep.Teh same fing.
lolspk cunfuzed me, “merkinz” is beein Americans not atcual merkin?
SPLORT!!!! at merkins wink wink nudge nudge know what i mean say NO MORE!
Oh, Lord, I hoping not akshul merkin!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plz!!!
wai dey’z kawld “bobby” pinz? duz poleesmens werz dem?
oh yes; awl teh britishpleesmens has teh haygrips, to keep teh t*t orn teihr heds!
hah, hah, wii has “bobby pins” in ‘Merika, butt poleese mins naught cauld “bobby’s”! (butt sum mite B cawlt “Bubba” here in OK!)
hahaha LOL Ambercat!!!! FTW “opend-owt hay grip. dat juss maed mi laff an laff
airhorn? I dun tink dat werk so gud…. and will def make teh kittehs angry
I removes the keys and den trows den in to soak and uses leef blower fer the rest.
when I wus wiff big broo I supported HR fer a whyle, they were fun but nawt techies. Wun guy fot it wus funneh to wryte a note onna sticky an paste it onna screen of the recipient wif the hedding ‘Lotus Note’. I wunst used muh key remover tool to remove allah alphabet keys on his keyboard an shift dem over 1 place filling in gaps wif the “/”, ” ‘ “, & “]” keys. He wuz a one finger typer and he hunted an pecked the few fings he hadda type looking at the keyboard teh hole tyme. Den he’d look at the screen and get all PO’de acause it wus all rong. We had menny laffs dat day an den I gab hims a line about how he must put sumfin down onna wyre an skrewed it up. I gave him a spare keyboard and dat wus dat.
you an ebbil geenyus!
nawt so smart, but ebil, nolo contendere
Sol, its stories like ur keybord 1 that keep me ROFLMAO.
plz keep it up- u merry prankster
Thx, I only hopes I inspyre udder junyer anarchists to mess wif the heds of thems wut needs it.
mai bruther usedta reset teh keebored settings to DVORAK… tehn even tuch-taipers liek maiself wer upsetted.
Noaw I lykes yo brudder, I has alweys lyked you.
It wer yer bebbe bebbe bloo eyz, bebbeh.
and da big earses and de innocint expurrshun on your liddel face
:SPLORT
Dont hayt meh coz ai b kyoot…
FTW!!!
Actually, it’s because we are in a Jhonen Vasquez comic. Didn’t you read Johnny The Homicidal Maniac?
uhhheerrr….SPLORT….
doant wurree, ai kleen yu up.
*pullz owt teh BVRM*
*flipz teh switch*
*clik*
*clik clik clik clik clik*
Hmmm, must be borkded. gotta do dis teh oald fashuned whey. keep kwyit, dis uses mai full atteshun…
*shuvel & dustpan- sweep sweep skoop skoop*
*sSPLORch (teh sownd uv teh brayns slidin offa teh dustpan)*
*pat pat* *skreiiiiiiiiiiiiippppp* (duck tape foar teh holdin brayns bak in)
*stik stik*
*kerrrrrrthnap* (teh sownd uv teh CHRG and baffing caps)
*stands bak to admaire teh werk*
nope, still missin sumthin…
ai noes! *rummeges in a bag*
SUNGLASSSES!
now yu is perfeckt- an ai needz sum choklit…
berry berry gud job, kitsunerina!! Kwite thorough
heer’s a choklit possum fer yew!
yay yum!
choklit possums! ai alweyz bites teh hedz off nawt sekund.
Kitsunerina, yoo dun good. I fink I has misted sumfin — wut is teh BVRM?
I is glad I has had mai 1950s (an yes, I memember dose daze) bavin cap on, koz dis wun is just TOO kyoot!
WANT…
teh Brane vakyoomer rekuvery masheen…
it suks up teh branes, sorts tehm, and putz dem bak in the hedz. saves awl dat bendin over.
nd sez itz oan naim wen turn it awn.:-)
O, fanks, bofe of yoo! How duz it noes wich branes belongz in wich hed?
Inquirin minds want to noe…
ooff…felzin much batter….i tink…
Uh-ohs Ai needz mai CHR—
SSSSSPPPPPLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTT!
Too layt.
Critter! kwik Up Heer!!
Dis b deh Class 3 mergensea!!
Oh I dint see u needen me up here…waz busy tossing choclit possums to de udder wons doan ther. What can ai do to halp noaw?
U get teh bavving cap and blankee, I’ll sweep.
*Sweepee, sweepee,
*scoopingz, scoopingz.
*lukking 2 make sure I gotted dem awl.
*tuk, tuk, tuk,
Dere, I gotted awl deh braynez bak in deh hed, u can take it
frum heer.
Fanks, cweenmj. Nao Ai needs hawt chokklit an blankee.
heersum hawt chokklit, chokklit possim, sofft floofie pink blankie- all beddah??
Awl bedder. Fank yew.
Nine comments adn we alredy got 2 splortzez. Dis be bad day for splortz. Mebbe we ishue CHRGs to ebryone upon entering ICHC. In da meentime, let me help Minnaloushe and two_kittehs wid der splortz:
sweep, sweep, sweep,
scoop, scoop, tuck, tuck, snap (CHRG be tight) tape — dere, Minnaloushe you be ok,
sweep, sweep, sweep,
scoop, scoop, tuck, tuck, snap (CHRG), tape — naow, two_kittehs, you be set too. Here’s blue blankies for each ob yu, and som hawt chawklit, yu be ok in a bit
duck taep hat FTW !!1!
p.s. SPLORT!
uh oh!
anuther down!
an anuther wun
an anuther wun
an anuther bytes teh dust!
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oh drat, eerwurm….
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PS> aill jus go taek teh BVRM to teh d’beeker labs an get Hanz to fix it…
fanks fur fixin my branes Spring!
i feel mush bedder nao!!
I fink i can drive hoem frum werks ok nao!!
happee weekend cheezfrenz, kthnxbai!!!
fanks fur dah branes and choclits and the blankees
I ar all beder nowz
See Uz all tumorrow
weponz uv mass splortation, yur doin it rite
cweenmj, u be needin halp wif teh CCC? Ai neber dun dis b4 but mebbe Ai can be passin teh tings u need reel fast? Ai bet der’s goona b a lot more splotin goin awn roun hear ober dis two kewt kittah!
PIKA PIKA!!!1
Dat mush cyootness be bery dangar mouse to hoomin heds
dangar mowse? dis is sereeus…
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ai mus be immune- kuz ai haznt splorted for wun, too, free, for, lotsa munths.
oh noes, ai musta ben borgifyed… CH- whai yu do dis to me? WEN yu do dis to me?
fourtunatali au waz prepa..porpor…ready fer dis wun. awlreddu haz teh 50’s stile baffing cap wif flowers duckie tapped own mai head..just a liddle braynzie matter leekin down teh sidz..
OOH — two more splortzez! Heer, lauren and Lyanthya, let me help.
sweep, sweep, sweep, scoop, scoop, tuck, tuck, snap (CHRG goes on tite), tape — lauren, heer’s be green blankie (we alredy out of blue), and sweep, sweep, sweep, scoop, scoop, tuck, tuck, snap, tape — Lyanthya yu be set two. How bout pnk blankie for you? And hawt chawklit for both of yu. Yu needs to recover — emergencie splortz clinic getting crowded today….
Lukz like datz deh wurst uv it. Wii can b taking a brevver noaw.
Ooh, fanks. Mutsh bedder nao.
oh hai Spring…u waz bery gud nad qwik attendin to teh not second round of splorts!
Here..ai browt a few cazez ob teh choclit possums … ok if ai jus frow dem all roun here?
Oh dats eggsellent!! gud thing u guise wuz heer 2 b helpingz.
Yawl has did X-L-N werk wiff the CCC! Taht wuz onna de werst splort outbrakes Ise seen sints I been here. I gots a case ob cold Labatts here an a 10 gallon hat fullah martoonis, names yer piezen. The sun definitely ober the yardarm ware I yam and “When I drink, Everybody drinks …”
It’s beginin to seem lyk summer is onna way here and when dat happens Esther an I switchs to Ginantonicus. Does dat happen in Cheezland or is dis martoonis all yeer round place? We goes back to martoonis (or gimlets) when we put the garden to bed in October.
Hahah, not dis time, little kitteh…foar i has impruvd pon teh CHRG and invented teh KPKH (Kyoot-Pruf Konkreet Helmit)
itz kinda hevy, tho.
BE KAREFUL Crapture! The DeB Labs sperimented wiff many helmets, concreep, titanimum, satinlesteel, cast iron and they fown dat the helmet din’t prevent the splort or contain the brain. The helmuts sumtyms asploded creatin shrapnel, or tehy wiffstud the asploshun but directed the flying branes downward so yo had branes in yer shirt and in yer shorts and in yer socks and on yer shoes. The CCC crews hated dat (specially the shorts and socks part, unless yew were a furemens) so the conventsun hes been a skull cap dat has a liddle give to allow pressure releef but nawt brane releese. Just sayin.
do teh fyrmens splort?
*suppresses commentaree abowt fyrmanz an’ hozes*
Gud idear, I wisht I had used that restraint. But then I beleeb dat peeps are borned wif a fixed amount of restraint so I tries to nawt waste mine.
LOLz! dat r a syientifick fakt. Teh Nyu Yawk Tiemz sai dat teh brayne hab limitted kapasity fer teh salf-regyulayshun. So iffn yu yuzes restraynt fur wun fingz, yu haz liddl less left fur udder fingz:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/02/opinion/02aamodt.html?ex=1364875200&en=f5df03cfd6225f41&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink
Moe – yoer making me soun lyke I noes wut Ise talking abowt. Dat give me big happy! I usually hasta rely on loud voice and self confidents to git over. Muh momma always sed dat muh motto shud be: “Seldom ryte but nebber in doubt”.
dat r grate motto. ai praktiz it maiseff, at leests teh furst part
“yoer making me soun lyke I noes wut Ise talking abowt.”
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iz nawt me maekin yu feel teh klebber, iz syientizt peepz. deyz keepztellin uz stuf we knoez awlreddy — tuu much cheezburger maeks yu fat, plastik nawt gud fur libbin fingz, dwinkeez maeks peepz luukz moar bedderer, teh daze ub gud grammer haz went, lolspeek iz teh nyu langwaj, stufs liek dat. mebbeh teh peepz ober at beeker labz haz sum esplaynin tu du
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ennywai, yu iz a smart gai!
dat was a berree interesting article, moe. I plans to use it awl teh time nao to justifies a lotta mai akshins.
teh fyremens has helmuts but is nawt important dey nebber hab tyme to splort, By the time dey even see the kitty LCB gots dem all back inna nawty barn.
Why doez LCB get awl da fyremens? Nex tyme dey show up ai’m gibben her a run fer her munnie!!
Oh baby, I jes wanna watch dis!
Weez gunna hafta geyt a papure bag adn cut holez fur eise innit;
adn tehn puttit awn kitteh; her cannawt bees sean iyn publik wiffaowt iyt.
Awl her hasta du iz tu waulk daown teh streeit adn peeps jes geyts affektid wen tehy seez her-liek fawlling oaver, kerplopp, iyn ebbery direkshun.
(Untyll kitteh groes up, her wil beez a publik menace!!!)
no…
my hed asploded cause of teh ugleh green towul
teh towls nawt so bad- is teh stryppee stuff in teh bakgrownd dat cawses me teh pleh.
pickee pickee….
Eek!! Teh tiggery stripeeness!! Teh white shirtfrunt!! Teh hyooje eies!! Teh pinkee nooooooss
*SPLORT*
Gud thing its Fridee – I dont uze mah brane musch over teh weekend ennyway.
Callin CCC fer de Crapture! Neener Nneeener Neener NNeeenner
OOOOpps
Tinkin of de Crapture new devis deh KPKH. Needinz helps fum de CCC fer deh Duffy. Nneener turn rounz heds teh de Duffy.
Hang Awn Duffy!!! CCC cuming yer way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I tink I had silent hed splort. Cudn member CCC protocal.
Brum, pik it al up pan, tapetity tape, bavin cap, ……maek it dubl wun fer mii tuz.
Iz heer Duffy. I duz de swippity sweepity sweep sweep. Pickity pik pik. Kin u hold de hed up? Deposit teh branz. Hold wif 1 han. Duckity duck tap in de mouf and pull ter it off. Stickity stick….Baving cap…pullz it on tite. Diz calz fer teh choclit possim, 2 fer each uf uz. sitting down by Duffy. Pulling floofy blanket roun. Hope u don mind sharin. Whew!!!
I dont mine sharin as long as therz enuf choklit to go around. Fanks VERY mush, Londun. Yu is a true frend.
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
*Klonk!! (hard landing)
*luks arownd at deh mess.
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Holey moley. Luk at awl deh braynez.
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*Getz owt deh bruum & dust pan.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee. Awl deh braynez in a pile noaw.
*Scoopz, scoopz, scoopz teh braynez in2 deh pan.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
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Awlla braynez bak in2 deh pore liddul hed. Ooops 1 uv dem
liddul raskillz b trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Orinj wif green turtolz.
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*fastenz chin strap.
Noaw I tukking u up in deh nise green floofee blankee.
U eeting dis nice liddul possum faced chokklit while i get the
hawt chokklit reddy.
*Firez up deh hawt chokklit musheen.
*Makingz it eggstra strong 2 counter akting deh effex uv deh
*eggstra cyootnesses.
*pourz owt 2 mugz, 1 fer Duffy, 1 fer London.
Heer ya go, I puttinged deh whippee creme and chokklit sprinkulz
on dem adn added a nip uv deh peppermint schnawppz, 2.
U bof b lukking peeked, sew resting heer a wyle.
Must rememer to git new whiskybroom, sumbody trowed away the broom a few daze ago and dranx alla whiskey. Must maintain CCC Inventery
I will be happee to rest… xcept ize in cowntdown to WEEKEND. Is 4:5iftylate here and I wants to GO HOME!
Take the rest ob the day off!
Ize even gonna take tomorrow off, so there!!
Go for, why nawt rilly push yer luck and take the after dat too. Walk onna wyld side.
cweenmj, yu iz heroic in de extreme.
Got heer too layte to help wif CCC,
but here! I haz a supply ov bicycle
helmets if da bavving caps run out.
And here, 2, geyuwine european
likker-filled chocolates! Fillz
2 porpoises at wunce!
fank gudnez u cum cweenmj. I tink I’z havin diluzionz. Liddl hep me tuz?
dilushuns uv grandyooer or horrorrrr moovee dilushuns? or chemistree dilushuns?
{{{{cweenmj}}}} fank u sew mush. Peeked iz dat wut dat wuz? I had teh gud ol peeked, silen, melt teh hed splort? Sew glad u bringed teh snawpz fer teh choclit. Psss wuld u mind ifin I getz liddl snawpz tuz sipz wif diz heer choclit possum?
Gud fing teh titull menshuns teh possumbillytee ob teh hed asplodings — ai new befoar ai luk at pikshur dat sum kind ob sturdee hed-cobbering wud be rekwird. Mai hat seemz to be keeping teh brayne moastlee wiffin mai hed.
Moastlee.
Whoaaaa Cheezpeeps— mai brudder jus mooved to teh Sea-at-ill (land of ICHC) and he tole me dat he knoes sumbuddy hoo has a full time interview wif ICHC!!! Luckee duck.
*sings* Itza small wurld after awl……
iff yuu werks for ICHC, do yuu gotz to weer CHRG ebberydai fore uneeforme?? mebbe wif bukkit on top for splortage-pruffin?
AAAAAAGGGGHHH! EEEERWURM!!!
Need duck tape over eers.
Owait, taht dusnt wurk with ICHC…an ducktape over eies doesnut sownd verree comfy.
OMG I iz uf deh finkin dat wii iz havin after fectz uv teh splortz. Mor den usual?
ouufff dats a bad earwurm to hab, sawy. Ducktape on de eyes werx good, is helpful to have a fren you trust to lead you aroun. An after you takes it off, no plucking ob eyebrows rekwyred fer munfs.
Trew, trew….yep yep yep
is dis a method yew use offen, Sol?
I fynd dat duck tape is a ver effektib meffod of dealin wif unwanted bodily hares.
Smooth moove…
sry bout teh eerwurm, Duffy… jus seemed to be teh appropriate tune for mai comment
sing songii…Crapture Ooooh Crapture
Wher Crapture gone? Thinkin to self… Nedz to see ifin he’s prepareded fer teh selling uf teh KPKH device.
/…iz aktuly werkin priti hard tudaie
I was expecting to see a Strongbad reference with this picture.
http://www.endlesstwilight.com/pictures/random/sb_head_a_splode.gif
Is dis som kind of asperiment? Ar dey testin noo lebels ov cuteniss on us?
OH NOES TEH HEAD A-SPLODE!!!!!!
Sumone call the “bambilance” pleze! I am having hed cuteness pain too!!
O MEH HEAD GONZ
awwwww, now i have to clean up mae branes from teh floor and wall. I hates claenin.
Ennybuddee eylse wu haz asplorted adn nawt bin taiken caire ov, pleez tu lien up onna syde ov teh ruum and sumwun wil bees heer shourtlee wif teh BVRM adn/oar teh CCC;
Noe neede tu be taikin enny numbres; weez knoes hoo yuu ar:
Dere’s lotsa hawt choklit, blankees, drinkses tu goes roun; awlso menny xperiensed Cheezfrends hoo haz assistid iyn dese brayne recobbery hoperashuns elebentey tiems befoar;
O, Luuk!! Heer cums Dr. Tinycat naow tu du a cursory chek ov viktims:
YUU AWL WIL BEEZ OKAI!!!!!!!!!!! Ebbereebodde kan reelaxx naow
OMG WANT!!! CUOOT OVRLOED!
*grins*
dis kitteh haz kyoot adn hii noes hao tew yoos it!
oh teh kuteness…. has mercy!!!!
the kitty is so cute!!!!!!!! Mym head would so explode over this kitty
wow i think 3 of these comments are posted in standard english and the rest are “lolcat”. I’m impressed
awwwwwwwwwwwwBOOM
i agrii
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