why no one comes to mai party 
mebbeh cuz last year, yoo maed a ceen.
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Maus, in full The Mouse King regalia, riding Petunia, his 21-hand tall pinto Clydesdale…
Poor kitteh. Ebereebuddy at teh race…
O.O Kitteh… maek meh kryz…. OMG….. teh sad!
yes…dis maek me bery sadz.
not how i wanted to strt mai day.
i wuz hoping fur a laff and got a sad eensted.
Maek me kryz too! Poor lickle kitteh!
Iz okay; we will all go to teh kitteh’s party, that will fix it! We will bring string and nip and crumpled foil balls and all teh thing kittehs like, and then kitteh (and us) won’t be sad aenymoar.
Iz Agrez
Iz agree, too
yay! we be goin to kittehs party! string, nip, an foil, o mai! i want to mak him happeh, not sad! com on evryone! no moar cryin!! yay!!!!
oh noes…. i has a friday sad!
Maeks me feel liek krying too….
I will TOTALLEE go to yur partie, kitteh!!!
Oh… dis happend too me once and wuz offu-, awf-, um, not nice. Kitteh is to kyoot to haz so much of teh sad like dis! Kitteh needz teh happy. I’ll be at teh partee kitteh. i promiss.
(I neededz teh happi today, but nao I haz teh sad.)
Me will goe two kittehz party!! Juzt still bussy cachin birfday mais 4 her!!
Bee there in a minit! DONT WANT kitteh sad!
Me got kiked out of own burfday parti once, so knows this sad. Will go to kitteh’s party with big bag of catnip, lots of string, kitteh-size frisbees, paper planes with dangling cotton thread on them, an’ a book on cat danses, an’ a book on cat painting.
onoez, JD! That is very sad!!
I had a NewYears party once where one person showed up. We’d bought snacky-food and had plenty of board-games and such…. but only one person showed, so we coudln’t play any of the really fun board-games!! We needed at least 4 people, and my kitties weren’t interested in anything but the mini-eclairs.
U n JD gimme anudder new Sadd!
JD – hau u get kikked oudda own birfday pardee? Dat sounds laike a gud storee.
Ai wasn’t enjoying it an’ looked sad, so wuz told tu go way, so I wudn’t be making othurs sad.
“Stoopee pardee!” *kik presenz! “I go fishun insted!”
Yur story sad too.
Sorri tu here yu onli had one othur purrson turn up. Is good you had kitteh tu play with, and hoep that helpped sum.
mai deep-seetid abandonmint ishooz…. let meh showz yu dem.
This is the perfect caption for the picture… and obvy the kitty is happily playing with someone… but….. the concept gives many of us ICHC-ers a sad… ’cause I finks we all has been that person. *sighs*
{{{{suntanmidori!}}}}}
Must…tear…eyes…away…from…picture….must…….
quickly….before…mood…shifts……
Fanks foar teh hugz! And ur abandonment isseuz comment made me laugh, but onlee because it’s two troo. :*
{{{{{SuntanMidori}}}}}
We can has parteh for SuntanMidori an dis kitteh at same tymes!!!
I gots bloons here somewheres. Hoo bringed teh cakes? I hopes it’s toklit!
Fanks foar teh hugz! I can bring teh caek. (It gives me teh practice for pastree chef skool!) I brings teh tarts, to. And a CHEESEcaek – made ov chokklit and espresso!
Dis happent 2 mee on munday. I wif da kitteh. Brokded hartz.
Meh hartz. It are brokded by dis poor poor kitteh.
I will comes to yous parteh, kitteh, and brings you toys mowiss.
this iz sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad
Don’t worry, Kitteh, hunny — thayr jes jealus
Well – conga ratz to yoo, deer Maus!!!! LOL!!1 Taht wuz eben funnier tahn ai thot it wud bee!! an we dint bork enething!
But mai – don’t yoo just look breftaeking up tehre awn Petunia!!! Wai dint AI think ov riding a horse. Much faster tahn awn foot!!! ROFL!!
eye fort yew wuz gonna B awn yur liddul jon traktur N E wai?
Well – nawt fur teh RACE!!!! Taht’s fur laytur today! Awltho – hmmmmm – it wudda bin kinda funnee. Ratz!!! Wai dint ai think ov it!!!???
Mauz wuz awn a Clydesdayle, ai wuz awn foot, lolnascar wuz inna car, lolcatburglar was awn a mountain.
Helloooo!!! zauberflote, Tribble an leeza-b What were you awn – or in -oar – gigglolz – waht wuz yur *snerk* motivashun!!!
Oh – soreee zauberflote. Yoo were awn teh byootimus flying carpet.
so – Just Tribble an leeza-b!!!
I freelee admit taht mai motibashun wuz to impress cheezfrenz…..;)
I wuz on foot, draggin a extra large n hevvy pyooter wif a cattitude!
Lukkily it was appeesed by an offering to teh pyooter fairy, ai givved her a bite uf cookies. Chawklit chip!
If we haz anothur race sumtime I will try sumthing different. A nooteron partikle I think. They are teh fast, and small and can skweeze between all teh horses and mowntains. Plus they dont haz cattitudes!
mebbeh yew kan ewez teh slay wif sum a dem skwirlz hoo yew bin traynin 2 b sew strawng wif wippin teh kreem??
dat wud b teh awsum syt!!
ooo that’s a gud ideeya!
the skwerrlz are teh FAST too! (ai noes, ai haz to catch them)
Maybee… teh skwirrl slay wif a nooteron afterburnur overdrive fur the win!!
altho it wud depend on teh avalabillitie of traned skwirrlz at the tiem of teh race, and also on how tired they is frum maeking teh whippy creemz.
teh trik am 2 git em traynd bai mekkin teh wipt kreem well b 4 teh rayz an keip teh kreem een teh frij.
sew awl teh skwirlz am fit n reddee 4 teh awf!
fink ahed.
yew gotta haf a plann!
Brilliant!!!
Eye wuz on a hot air balloon. Clik on my bloo Tribble name an u c!
Hey! Eye can see yu! Yu oar awn that red balloon, all teh wai tu teh left in teh basket!
Wut fun!
I IZ HERE WITH MAH RACE CAR AND GUNS! GO TO KITTEHS PARTY!! *SHOOTS MAUS’S HED OFF AND BLOOD FLYS EVRYWERE*
Happy top spot!
An Happee reel birfday to yoo – today, deer lolnascar!!
But waht happened??? Were yoo in a car? awn foot? Awn a horse? A camel? Sooo menee choices!!1 LOL. But wuzzn’t that fun??
AND THANK YOO GRATE BURGERS IN TEH SKYE!!!! AI NOE YOO DID THAT JUST FUR US!!!
i wuz in teh race car…it be borked, but im happy with teh top ten finnish
congrats awn the top of the heep Maus!!
We shud haz 3 caeks heer soon! Wif lotz of i scream and callurrie free whippy creem.
NOW- iz it coninky-dink that there is a birfdai partee kitteh in this picksure? Luks liek the cheezez picked owt out the purrfeckt kitteh for owr birfday race!
Ebberybuddy, come on daon to were I iz unfolded teh caek bakk into reyalitee, an maybe lolnascar is alreddee cuttin it after blowin owt teh candelz! There is 3 caeks, plenty fur ebbereebuddy! (Teh Oreeyentul carpet iz onlee maed it partway around teh corse,sew teh caek wud be reddy fer teh birfday girl!
dats me blowin da candles owt!
YAY!!!! Ai hoep yur wish coms troo!!!
(yoo did membur to maek a wish, rite??)
ty…but i cant tell ya whut it iz
an whut teh trewlee kyoot kitteh pik yew haz 4 yur berfdai 2!!
Nummmashewmalayshumz Lolnascar an men E gud berfdai wishiz 4 yew an awl hoo haz teh speshul dai 2 dai.
Much WIN awn teh rayz!!
Egg elle ent!
Teh Tybooteek haz awl kullurd bloonz an pawtee pawpurrs an eben a liddul shampain. *POP!!*
N joi!!!
*klink* Thankz fur teh sham pain. Ai’m so glad yoo cud com!!
An ai think ai’d liek thiz pritee grin blooon!! Vereee festiv!
Too bad yoo cudn’t bee heer at teh starting tiem – yoo cudda been awn yur motobyke in yur costyoom. Dazzling ebreebuddee!!1 LOL!!!
sawree 2 miz teh stawt – butt yew deed tel mii teh rong tiem jannit
but noe wurreez az eet wuz teh awzum rayz and teh speshul pawtee!!
moar shampain… *POP!!1 POP!1!! POP!1!1!*
Ai did?????
Oooohhh.
Sham Payne.
Just a liddle plz.
Fangz.
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(Dem b deh shampayne bubblez)
I usinged deh Character Map fingee in Windoze.
i thinnk u hab sedded u b habbing deh Mac adn I
not noeing how dat werks. But u cud copy dem
and pasting dem into yer word prossesser adn den
u wud b habbing dem at teh reddy weneber u
wanting dem.
*lookz franticklee fur “Character Map”*
Dang, ur gud! Mebeeh ai’ll find it sumday!
OMG! It are ful ob starz!
Dat iz e-zakly hao sham payne maykes me feel.
Tank you for da shampayne, gibbocat,
n tank yu, cweenmj, for showing! it.
Sqware bubbelz?
eef eye’d a bin awn mai byk – wud prolly haf bin doon s cawt dooty 4 LCB an Mt Mkinlee!!! eyem steel nawt shoor shi haz aarrybd yet??
geololgicul tiem passiz s l o w l e e e e !! 1 !…………..
verry nyss, lolnascar!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, birdies, deer, lolnascar!!!!!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
An minnie moaaaaaar!
Wen eye furs red dis eye wuz tinkin, Mickey Mowz and da Clydezdalez frum Bush Gardenz. Wii goin to a theam park fur da partay!
Oh an concats on gettin de top spot in da race!
it’s because your front page just took literally 7 minutes to load, and this sub page took 3 minutes (yeah I timed it) get a faster server guys
Awww stend. Would yoo have come to the race it hadn’t been so slow??
We’ve (i, for shur!!) hav been missing yoo.
r yu shure itz sever? cuz only took 5 sekuntz to load fur me.
Mebbe 15 secends for me.
shall giv kitteh a chezbuger…
It wasn’t working for me this morning, either.
Parteh iz NECKT caturday. Po kitteh mixt up.
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER LOLNASCAR ♫♫
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♫♫♫ And SarahD ♫ And Old Lurker ♫♫
An todai yoo ar reelee 39 fur teh rest ov yur life! ♫
♫ an we don’t know how “old” SarahD and Old Lurker ar♫♫
Younger than Springtime – they are. .
Softer than starlight, they are,
Warmer than winds of June
Gayer than laughter, they are
Sweeter than music, they are. . .
Happeh Birfdai eberywun!
Pooh kitteh don be sad
I comez to Ur parteh
fanks…looks lyk elebenty way macramay todai!!
“Only” a 7-way tie, but I think that may still be a new record. Can anyone confirm?
yesh, i beleev it’s 7! we keeps records?
sry, red that wrong…
NEways, not know who keeps da records.
Cocatulashuns to all nawt sekunds and happy burfdaiz lolnascar, sarahd and oldlurker- ai noe aim layt- eeny caek leff??
Plentee caek, LCVA! (I’m in VA too!
) U wantz whippy creme wif dat?
Yums- yesh pleze! wheer in VA?
Ports Mouth but uzta be Rich Mond.
AI think there was a five or six wunz – wich is pritty much when gibbocat established the TY Boo Teek.
But I am SURE there nebber befoar wuz a 7 way TY!!!
Wee muss b settin a record fur numbur uff commentz. Wii had bout 100 in 30 minutez!
REELEEEE????? WOW to taht too. Ai dint notiss. I’m popping up to hav a look!
WOW!! Elebenty macramay!!! What a birfday sillybrashun. Best EBBER ai think!!!
Dis wuz soooo fun!
Come daown an get sum caek! Silleebrate ur wunnerfull iydeeyah!
♫ an we don’t know how “old” SarahD and Old Lurker ar♫♫
Younger than Springtime – they are. .
JCH4K, sumdai Ai tell u about teh tyme teh scrim wuddn go up, an ol whatsisname hadda finalee cum owt in front an riff for teh awdiense….
LOL!!! Ai’d luv to heer about it. so wud Maus – hoo iz almoast moar ov a theatre purrson tahn ai am.
an ai cud tell yoo abawt the tiem wehn we were doing ‘Ten Liddle Indians” an neither teh awn staj gun nor teh off staj bak up wud fyre.. .
Oar teh tiem wehn Dracula – wehn Brett wuz coming in throo teh window an goat awl tangled up in teh bat wire an fell throo teh window awl tangled up in batz!!! LOL
Oar wehn the curtain went up befoar Drakula, hoo wuz goofin around bakstaj, wuzn’t in the cough in.
Live theatre!!! NUTINING like it!!! LOL sum MOAR!!
Live feeter is the funnest. I did lytes an sets an stagemanage at local theatre an we had some excitements there. The werst was when I wus stagemanager fer Arsenic an Old Lace and the guy dat played Dr Widdeyspoon the shrink got sick an was hospitaled. I hadden arranged an understudy for that role so I hadda do it wiff only 6 hrs to get off book an teach Asst Stage manager how to run tings. Very noive wrackin.
Long tyme ago I read a wunnerful book about stage mishaps, called “The Doorknob Came Off in My Hand”. Many funny (or scary) stories about the theater.
ummm-
Iz gottum storiz two! Iz bak stag ona elaborate shakeyshpear set, I fink it wuz 12th nite, didz seberal-hardz to -member..
anywho- main male character gui furgetz ta do himz zippa on himz pantaloonz in wun scean- bein da smallest- I gotz elected to go waaay out to da berri sid ub da set n wav frantacmily at actor- I swearz it tookz him a gud 5 minutes to see mei! Den himz wuz embarassed!
Den der wuz da tim weiz pulld da wrong fly n awl ub a sudden we waz doin a marriage sean (priest n eberyfing) in da middle ub a garden! Weiz stag hans luk atz it n sayz “well….. kinda wurks….” n weiz lefted it.
wun ub mai faborite memriz wuz nawt a mis steak- in factz lcb wud lik dis….
wuz comaide bout sum burglarz dressen az wimmin ( no, Iz will neber ferget da site of a 6′ tall guy teeterin aroun in size 11 (bigges we cud find….) wimins shoes)
sos- at halftymez weiz openz da curtainz ona empti set n me awl in stagehand blak cam creepin onta da stage n “stole” awl da props off da set! dat wuz phun!
awww, da memriez……
momcat
Hey guys…dis wuz funnnn! U are teh awesum!! Fanks for all teh birfdai wishes and cake and woopy cream, and candles. I gotta go nao, but fanks for makin my mornin LOLvely
xoxoxoxo
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY Lolnascar, OldLurker an SarahD ♫ ♫
Heer enterd in teh rase is a ginormaus Oreeyentul Carpet, awl red an golbee, itz frinj ripplin resslesslee, watin 4 teh startin bell. Teh jokky is PwnedBy2Kittehs, heer by avatar. PB2K r warin teh silkz ob silber an golb.
Awn tihs carpet are free loverlee majic bubblz. In eech bubble iz a hyoogundus chawklit caek, folded into rite anglez wif reyallitee, so it duzznt taek up too much spase.
♫ ♫ frinj ripplin, wippin arownd liek in a tornaydoe ♫ ♫
Sownd ob lawng byoogle, they’re off!
fanks zauber
So haz Mr lolnascar planned sumthing speshul
or U dosen’t knoz yet?
HAPPI BIRFDAI, I broted U sum lobely dark choclit fur Ur Birfdai.
Enjoi
I doan know yet, but he better, alreddy teh dai is not so grate akshully.
Happee Burfdai lolnascar! Whuts da mattur dat u alreddee havin a bad dai?
it will be ok…just that Wheezer kitteh decided to celebrate around 4 am…then the tossin and turnin started. One of those days where ya falls back asleep den mr.’s alarm goes off, then dis then dat…den mah brudder comes over at 6:50 am to gives me a card, lolz!! Duzznt he know aftur 39 years…i no like mornins??
iz ok, i go back to bed when i get little kitteh boy off to skool.
Doan bee two hard on yr brudder. Hee wanted u tu no dat he membered. Eye haz had yerz wen no wun eben membered mye birfdai.
Adn wen mite taht birfdai bee?
{{{{{{tribble}}}}}}}}
May 3. Izz on a Caturdai dis year.
Oooh, nawt so far away! Whut time the lolpics comz up on Caturdais??Iz heer at 3:00 am an derz no lolpic!
*turns on intercom*
NOW HEAR THIS!!!
Hey ebereebuddy, itz Tribble’s birfday on May 3! N itz a Caturday! Lots ov tyme to planning anudder silleebrashun!
OK, plz to rezoom regular ICHC actibitees.
:blush: U berri kind 4 1/2 kittehs.
Yer Burfdy is Kentucky Derby day! The sport ob Kings! An minty Juleps, the drink ob kings! I fink dat wood be race enuf fer me! The best two minutes in sport.
Ebby year Esther an I hab a liddle Kentucky Derby party an we pick our win place an show horses and put a liddle muney inna pot and hab mint juleps and liddle finner foods (water cress an kukumber sammies wif no crusts). We usta invite udders but noaw is just us, udder peeps doan unnstand to be KWYET while the horses are running so we just party wif ourselves noah. After the race we has a big Kentucky Derby meal wif burgoo stew or sumfin good from the Kentucky Derby official cookbook.
Well synce u brought upp da Kintuckey Durbee, eye wood lyke tu invyte u awl tu da Preekness balloon fest. Jus click on mye bloo Tribble name, an u getz awl da deetaylz. Izz great fun!
Dat luks lyke sew mucsh fun, Tribble.
Will yu b on 1 ob da bloons?
Eye am on de Preakness crew fur da Friendship Hot Air Balloon Company. De haz da Dream Star and the Dream Puff. But wii halps wit awl da balloonz. Dis will b mye second year halpin out. Eye haz nebber been up inna balloon dough!
I knows,,, it wuz nice of im. We have teh familee drahma goin but i knows he still cares.
Well wut wud a familee be wiffowt drama? I wudn’t noe eethur!
Hoap it will all werk out.
If u want to take ur mind off it we can ax 4.5 Diamond Kitteh abowt her date last nite…. so how was it DK?
Um, Y do u aks? *qwiklee chex to see if there are annee hickees on hers nek*
*tapping feets*
And whut are thoe marks on yr rists, there??
Wii were dansin – yah, dat’s it, dancin. N he wuz holdin mai rists.
*wispurrs* leeza, u sed teh furr handkufs wuldnt leaving annee marks!!*
well it dependz on how fast ur dansing!!
LOL !!!
Mee, tu! Adleez he memmered! Be gladda dat.
Dazsposed tu go wid commend bai Trible aboud yeers wen no une remmmer birfday. IZ wey updere!
NOOOOOOO!! It’s yur birfdai! Not so grate day, I DO NOT WANT for you!
Hoap it getz bettur… ennything we can halps wif?
Menny happee reetrnz, lolnascar!
*POP goes teh bubbl*
*unfoldz caek bak intew reyalutee*
*Fwooooosh lites candulz*
*Handz caek serber to lolnascar*
Make a wishsh, kiddo!
ohai ZF, how iz u todai, nawt too tired frum baking awl nite?
Wut kind of caek do we haz heer?
JEHKEYKAT…. are yoo owt there? We needz the icey skulpture troafees fur LCB to award prizez!
LCB, do u haz the resultz yet?
***hops upandown, hoaping this iz liek kittehgarten wehre everrywun wins sumthin!!***
Ohai leeza-b, Iz ekzhawsted, but it wuz werf it! Wii gotz jess plain chawklit caekz, it wuz prittee short notiss, so I had to goe wif whut I had….
Isey skulpshurz is teh best trofeez! Grate finkin!
Oh I see, sowry, it’s rite angeled caeks!!!
Ai’ll haz sum plz, wif whippy creem and i scream bof.
Whut a NOMMY feest!
MMMMmmmmmmm……
**I SCREAM HEDAKE1!1!**
O leeza-b, u r sew mush smarter dan mii!!!! I dinna eben see teh punny der….Dey muss hab been weirdifyed by teh tyme spent in teh rite-angled dimension, cos wen I baeked em, dey wuz chorklit!
wow – fanks so mush for inklooding me, ZF! I lubs teh silks an bubbles!! an teh caeks! Nom nom nom !!!!
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an nao dat I’z bak frum teh Infusions, I can joyn teh sillybrating!!! becuz in addishun to all teh grate wunnerous wishes fer teh birfdai peepz (Happitayl Birfdai to Lolnascar, SaradD an OldLurkr!!!), I gotz sum grate noos frum my Dr. TinyCat: mai hart (wich wuz borked purrtee gud from teh pleh kemos), iz bak to working at 66% – tehy considurs 55% nermal. So i is bery happitayl todai!
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Parteeee!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PB2K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dat is so wunnnnnnerful newzez! Hab sum chawklit rite-angel caek, wif wippy creem, an I fink derz sham payne arownd sumwere too!
Wow, u muss feel sew grate an awn tawp of teh whirld! I iz sew happytayle 4 u!
PB2K We alweys knuw yo had a gud hart, der wuz nebber N E dout.
that is grate news Pb2K, so happie fur you!
*does a littul happie dans fur Pb2K*
Haz some caek, there is PLENTIE!!
Oh PB2K – ai nebber eben noo befoar a cuppla daiz ago that yoo weren’t well!!
Butt nao this happee, happee nooz!!!
An the sun is shyning – an awl’s rite wif teh whirrled!!1
Yay! Congrachumalayshuns!, PB2K
Yay! Yay! for PB2K! If wernt silly bratin all ready, wii wud haz 2 haz a party 2 silly brait ur wellnesses, cuz wii is AWL SEW happitale fr u.
So gud tu heer that, PwnedBy2Kittehs!
It must be awl teh grate gud wishes and thots yu gives tu teh cheezfrens, and teh gud wishes and thots they gives back tu yu!
Oh, and teh kittehs, uv corss!
On ur marx, get set… GO!
I am heer, where are my frends?
i heer! see, no b sad!
eyes here.. poor kitteh! =[
I blew it
no u didn’t Lolnascar, itz a full on braided macramay (wif Maus in top spot as yoosual!!)
Happy Birfdais!
*announcer voice on*
Annnnnnd they’re coming round the back turn, Lolnascar ahead by a length, now it’s Tribble, and Lolnascar pulls ahead again, Maus coming up strong in third, now second, now first, Lolnascar pulls ahead…
Look, Mt McKinley is lumbering along in a most unorthodox manner
Annnnnd Lolnascar is hard put to keep its lead…..
dis wuz spozed to go under booklion’s “elebentieth lap” comment….
dat reminds me of the ol Spike Jones recording…Im on …
BEETLEBAUM!!
Yaaaaay Spike!
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It’s a beautiful day for the race. Stu Chan is the favourite today, Assault is in there, Dog Bisquit is three to one, Safety Pin has been scratched, and at twenty to one: Feitlebaum. Now the horses are approaching the starting gate, and eh, THERE THEY GOOOOOO!
And it’s Stu Chan going to the front, Cabbage is second on the rail, Beautiful Linda is third by a length, and Beetlebaum. Around the first turn Stu Chan is still in front, Cabbage is second by a head (Cabbage by a head!), Beautiful Linda is third and Beetlebaum. Into the back stretch, Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack, Lady Avalon is second, very close. Banana is coming up through the bunch (Banana coming up through the bunch!) and Beetlebaum. At the half Stu Chan still out in the front, Apartment House is second with plenty of room, Assault is passing Battery (Assault and Battery!), Notary’s Old Jack is fourth, and in last place by ten lengths I believe it is, yes, it is Beetlebaum. Around the turn, heading for home, it’s Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretch. Flying Sylvester is third and Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear (Oh! Oh! Oh!). And now they come down to the wire, and it’s number one and now number two and it’s very close, it’ll either be a photo finish or an oil painting, and now Louis speaks with the left, and Louis is in there, slugging, and it’s a battle, and now they are tearing hair, there’s hair all over the ring, there’s hair all over the place, I don’t know whose hair it is. It’ mine! AND THERE GOES THE WINNERRRRRRRRR! Beetlebaum.
i tried to post a link to download it…it probably show up for mah next birfday
Kin we haf sekkond race? Ai want 2 b puttin mai monees on ole Stewball.
I nevar did a link befour and cunnot fine the PP&M vershun but this ul dew.
youtube.com/watch?v=PuGt66WyO-8&feature=related
I left off the http.
Oh yes, I b remembering deh Peter Paul and Mary.
I sing a bit 4 dose sho b habbing deh slow dial upz.
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♪♫
Oh Stewbawl wus a racehorse, adn I wish he were mine.
He neber drank wadder, he awlwais drank wiyne.
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His bridle wus silber, himz mane it wus gold.
Adn teh wirth uv himz saddul haz neber ben told.
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Oh deh faregrowndz were crowded, adn Stewbawl wuz dere
But deh betting wuz hevvee on deh bay adn deh mare.
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Adn a-way up yonder, ahed uv dem awl,
Came a-prancin’ adn a-dancin’ mai nobul Stewbawl.
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I bet on the grey mare, I bet on the bay
If I’d have bet on ol’ Stewball, I’d be a free man today.
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Oh deh hoot owl, she hollers, adn teh turtol dove moans.
I’m a poor boi in trubble, I’m a long way frum home.
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Oh Stewbawl wuz a racehorse, adn I wish he were mine.
He nebber drank wadder, he awlwais drank wine.
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Maus, a masterpiece of wit, so many bad puns queezed into such a smal space. Very impressive. Ise also surprize that Beetlebaum won, I knew his father Teitlebaum, nawt much of a runner. He werked wif dat putz Roth in the drapery dept, you may be familiar wif the ads, “The Drapes of Roth”.
*groaaan*
nawt to displac ani ub Maus glori ( Iz impressed u ‘membered da hole fing!)
iz awld spike jones sketch…
naow luk whutz u maded meiz find on da utube! iz gret!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXRj9lSnJnI
momcat
I havvent heard dat since mah gramma died 17 years ago. FANK YOU foar makin me think of it (and her) and makin me smyle today!!
Does that mean Beeblebrox iz still available?
Happy birfday, lolnascar!
By da elebentief lap, yu culd pull ahead
n still win da oberall rayse, eben if not
1st out ov strt line.
Annd were off!!
Zomg-a 7-way macrame @ 3:00 am !
haz this ever bin done B4?
Congratshoelayshuns 2 MAUS, Janet, Z-flote, lcb, leeza-b, lolnascar and Tribble!
& happi birthday 2 lolnascar, sarahd and oldlurker!
Hai Tribble.
Last ov teh fur vest frum Lasts, but steel nawt sekkund! Aynt dat amayzing!!?? Teh wundurz ov syburspayz.
Seamz ebbereewun am tyd up in makramay!!??
Pawty awn dood!
Tank u gibbocat. Mye puter been refreshing slowlee. Eye canna seem tu mayke de top uff de top spots n e moar.
So THAT’S it!! Ai member wehn yoo were teh Fur vest frum Last verreee offen!!!
Mine iz getting slo, too. Purrhapz need a cleenup ov som kind!
*whispers* eye also RILLI lyke it wen sumwon new sayz “eye nebber had de top spot b 4, izz sew eggcytin”. Sew eye hazzent rilli been tryin dat hard tu figger owt how tu refresh earleer.
*wispurrs* Yeah! me too. Just wehn ai reelee wantz too – liek teh birday wishes!
Ebberybuddy iz comming, lil kitteh! Jus wait!
yew come to mai party?
must not cry….sniffle
Oh noes!!!! I comez to yur prty kitteh an we cn eet some cupkakes!
I gotz you prsent tooo….
Ai at ur partay ketteh… Ai r just late at 9:02!
fashunably late iz fashunable
Yay! Ai fashunable even wif bed-hed and coffee bref!
TMI!!!!
Luk, Cheeze an Tofu new wee wuz havin a partay, an gave us a partay picher. How nize!
Yays cheez and tofu, ur the bestest evar!!!
yeah, butz, “It’s mai partee, an Aisle crye if Ai want to” ?
well, mebbe litl sad picshure, but fink of it as a pic of teh kitteh at 2:59 aloha time..we didnt git heer yet!
It’s like a party on TV: allda guests arrive at teh same time, and all wif prezzies that is wrapped so all u has to do is take teh lid of teh box.
of corse – that’s IT!!! Kitteh iz stuck in the “then” pikchur, but if wee cud see her NOW – wif so mennee happee peeple arrbiing so quicklee to her partee – she iz shurlee awl smyols and happee an full ov glee!!!
Yeah,
I didn get it at furst 
nao I do 
Tee Hee, u sayed de “f” wurd!
oops! Wutz teh penultee?? Elebentee lashes wif a wet noodle??
R U kiddink?? U stayeded upp awl nite bakin doze cakez an puttin dem inna bubblez! Wii jus sai it wuz lak uff sleep!
I is on mah mount, Mt. McKinley, having overcomed mah feer of hites just for today. Has u ever tried to puts a saddle and harness on a mountain? Not easy, lemme tells u!
I gots spurs on that jingle-jangle and are shiny, but mah mount isn’t responding to them.
Halps! I is stuck at teh starting line!
lcb, I haz faith dat yu kn moob mountains. Jus steal it frum me, n off yu go!
(I noez yu don’t lyke steelin (snerk), but somtymez yu haz to do it.
*rrrrrRRRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE*
It’s moving! It’s moving!
Go, Mt. McKinley, go!
AAAAAAAaaAaaaaack! Landslide!! Ebbereebuddy taek cober!!!!
Be carefuls: this baby makes wide turns.
shake baby shake!!
Yu couldda choozed Mount St. Helens.
Volacanic eruption, dat’ll get yu moobing fast.
I choosed Mt. McKinley for sedimental reasons. It rocks mah memory.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/whad-you-meanz-i-lookz-like-patrick-stewart/#comment-134269
Oh, I didn’t knoe ther wuz a ICHC Commoonity Collije! I wuz just chekin owt teh skedule.
I see they has sum noo classez!
Palindromas fur fun and proffit
Bubbul floting tekneeks
Caek Decorating
Mowntain Navigation 102
Intro to Puns
Oh heers wut I want to take:
Fyr Safety 101. Corse descripshun: The fyremenz takes u through the ropes on this wun! Everrything frum furst deteckshun of spark, to hose deploiment. Also hands on labs.
SIGN ME UP!
it duzzint sai ‘hands awn abs’, leeza-b!!
Put dat fyrmun daon!!!
*hmmm*
appeerz leeza-b am nawt lissnin?
aw wheel. skool kan b kool
*shakin hed, returning to intertube frum daydreem abowt upcoming class*
uh, wut??
Oh! Labs, abs… u says tomatoe, I sez tomahtoe….
Luks liek a trip to teh nawty barn mai be imme… inim… happen soon.
YEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!!
C’mon LCB Jus keep moovin merrilii along.
U sher u habda raite dai? ebberybuddee izcummin.
Uh, oh, heartbreaken….SPLORT…….
o noes! ummm…. i never manned teh ccc b4.
ummm…
halp!!! i got the choklit but i forget wha to do!
*noms choklit*
oops!
HALP!!!
C’mon Baycon Cheezburger, kwit clownin round. Yuz got de ducky tape? De dus brum, de pik it al up pan? Wut bout de floofy blanky? Lets git tu wurk!
okaes… lessee….
swee-sweep sweep sweepsweep
pat pat pat pat pat pat
tapeytape tape tape tape
ummm….
i think i missd sumething…
heers a blankie tho, wif baloons on it for a partie!
*worries*
Dun worree BC, awl u needz nao iz teh hawt choklit an teh possum-shaped chawklit peese. U did grate! Dis wuz ur nawt-sekkind tyme on CCC? Wow, u iz a nacherul eggspert!
well i got skared wen i got nurvus an nommed teh choklit. but i feels betteh now!
Yoo did a GRATE job, Baykon Cheezburger!!! An yoo certainlee deserbed teh choklit!!1 That iz waht it iz for, afterawl!! LOL
Ein awl dis xcitment wii hav a kasiltii, left bai de waii sid. Jajeh, iz yu OK? Hang onz. Baycon Cheezburger, put hand heer. Iz pikz up deh matterz. K giv liddl ruum. Swippity swippity sweep sweep. Pik it up awl. Replas in da prawper plas. OK gotz de ducky tap? Tearz a liddl….Pressis it awn. Maks sur is secur. Putz de bavin cap tu be sur is stabl. Now fer de blanky. Fluff it upz!
Heer Jajeh tak a hold. Tukx it rown Baycon…Yuz eated de choclt possum? Ok letz mak de hot choclt. Jajeh rest enjoy. Dunt wan yu tu miz de xcitment.
Ooohz de Baycon Cheezburger, weez a gr8t teem. we wurkeed togever in compleetz harmuny.
thanx for halping london!!! u wer grate!!!! yay! nows we can has partie!
New Ruulz Nummer 24 6 38 pleez not tu eet da chocl possim unless nervus, splorted, widdl down, OK admit choclit possimz r de Nom. New Ruulz nummer 25 16 12..alwayz karee extra choclit possimz.
Tank yu, London n BaykonCheezburger! Ai feehl mush bedder nau, an deh kitteh’s frenz did arribe! Dey juz god laust – dats below. No mohr wurreez!
Ai tink mai braenz mae be a bid more scrammled den uzuahl. Ai ken nau tink tauts ai nebber taut befur! Tank u!
hai ebberone. i gots a new kitteh eye anmed pudding. shes sayz hai!
hai puddin! we lubs u! weer so glad u found a foreveh hoem!!!!
Hai pudding-kat! Hoep u habben fuhn wid ur noo hyoomin!
hai pudding!! snorgul snorgul!!
Yay fur yoo, puddingcatbritt!! Waht duz she luk liek? an hao old iz shee? an where did yoo get herz??? OK. ai’ll stop nao.
it am nawt dat yew am Noe Z, janet. juss in kwiz eetif!
moar hugz 4 {{{pudding}}}
Ai ar a kitteh. Iz kwite nachural. Just hoep it wont kill mee.
Poor, poor puddy. Mebbe they be afraid you pop there balloonz with your daggerz. Haz a kittehcure!
zOMG awwww. I’ll come to your party, kitteh!
me 2! will hav caek n i screem n cheezburgers… will has a lots of fun, don b sad!!!
Iz mai pardee an I’ll cry if I wan too
eye hrt that song
And she can cry if she wants to
Sawy lill kitteh but I tried to warn you last year dat even wen yer the birday boi its nawt polite to sniff guest qats’ butz.
Did u remember 2 invite any bebbeh goggies dis year?
LOL!
eye scare all mai frewnds away??
eye dids. =[
Sir Prize! Ever bodee waz hyden bee hind fernachore wayten 2 jump owt wehn kitteh opened ta door!
an den kittehs tayl goes all floofy!!!
O noes! Tehn teh pointee endz be showin next. Do not want!
{We iz awl hydin in teh nex room. Shhhhh, kwyet. Nao, we awl burstz into t3h room} SURPRYYYYYYYZZZZZZ !!!!!!!1!! Hornz toot, bells jingle
KITTEH, WE LUBZ YOU !!!!!!
We all hier ! Toonces wuz divin an woodn’t stop for drekshuns.
dRivin, Toonces wuz dRivin
Wooo….RELEEB! Ebbrywun heer nau fur pardee!
whai is toonces alweyz teh draiver?
he drives liek a maneeack!
gud thing ai tuuk teh bus.
So far I counts Maus, JanetCanHas4Kittehs, Zauberflote, Lolcatburglar, Leeza-b, Lolnascar, & Tribble at 3:00 A.M. A septet of x-septshunal cheezpeeps! Congrace-ulalations to all!
fankz, Sol! Haow come u didn enter teh race?
I did, lost bye a myle. By the tyme my refresh showed new photo der wus alreddy 8 commints an by the time I posted there were lots. Naow dat I has stopped chasin de wimmens Ise nawt as fast as I usta wus.
I haz to say, today mai refresh wuz way bedder tahn nermal. I gotz teh noo lolpic at 9:00. uzual it showz up abowt 9:02, sew I got lukky is awl!
How wuz ol Gui No-ar lass weekend?
Gui Noyir wus grate! He exscorted the Pope around incogneetoe, very funny.
I fink dat I won’t go to anymore live browdkasts tho, the applaws maeks it hard to hear from the middle ob the haus and frankly PHC seems moar natural if yer listenin while choppin onions.
troo dat! Arownd Crismus tyme Ai lykez 2 get owt mai PHC tayps en lissen 2 dem wyle Ai bayks cookeez en maykz eggynog (wif reel eggz, heeted just enuf 2 kil teh germz, den chilld to mayk teh perfickt nog), acuz PHC goez so wel wif cookin en baykin. Mai huzbind nevvr heerd ‘tomato butt’ until Ai gettid owt teh Summer collekshun uv Lake Wobegon storeez last yeer! Ai thot ebrywun knoed tomato butt!
I makes real eggnog too but I has a neighbor wiff hens so I get them very fresh and safe so I doesn’t hasta cook the nog at awl.
frankly PHC seems moar natural if yer listenin while choppin onions.
ROFL, how menny yrs haz wii been choppin onyons to PHC. Liek, FirtyElebuntee?
I fink it’s sints about 1981 or 82 fer me. Damn Ise an ole fart but I won’t deny dat I lykes wut I lykes.
fanks, have sum cake
Ai comz to ur partee, swee kitteh!!!
An Lolnascar too, an all da birfday kittehs!
fanks
Aww, poor kitty. I will come to your party and bring mousies and greeches and long wiggly things. I’ll bring my whole rescued litter of kitties: Sable, April, Buddy and Tiffany – it’s their birthday this month too!
Awwww!
Diz gonna be a reel-big swehl pardee!
oh, poor kitteh! plese don’ look so sads–you brakes our hearts!!! we will come an’ haff party wif you–there is nuff of us to be party all ourselfs! nels, ed, nitro, an’ xing lu
Didja see bout penguin dat lozdhiz fedders so deh peeps gibhim a wedsoot?
Iz on 1010wins.com unner “u cant maek diz up” (n prollee udder plazes)
Whadda raec! Whadda pardee! N so mannee different mounts! Der wuz lolnascar inna racecar, Maus onna hors, zauberflote onna flying karpet, JCH4K on fut, n LCB onna mountin. Hao abowt leeza-b n tribble? What were u guise racing wif?
Happee birfdai ebereebuddee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wandering arownd in a dayz. Lukking at awl deh dekorayshunz.
*Nomming deh delishuz cake. Sampling deh refreshmentz.
*Patting Mausez immense horse & gibbing himz a suger cube.
*Spillz drink on deh majikle carpet.
*Lukz arownd adn hopez nobuddy notisses. Wipez it up wif corner uv sleeve.
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It wuz truulee specticlakular!!!!!
I b amazed at it awl. Conga ratz 4 awl 7 uv deh winnerz!!!
A 7 way ty b most awesum.
Happee birfday 2 deh birfday peepz!!
Hey MJ! Conga rats to you too! Your blog has passed 2000 hits! Yaaaay!
Oh rlly? I must 2 go checking it l8r. Rite noaw I b catching up on awl uv
deh cheezpeepz. U luuked smashing on Petunia, I must say.
Espeshullee wen u randed arownd teh mountain!!
I neber sawing a Clydsedale moving so fastlee.
*gibs Petunia a caret: ^
Fanks. I’ll gives Petunia sum shugger cyoobs: □ □ □
Awwww kitteh, dontcha wurry! We all be gibin u teh biggest suprice partee ever! U B tinking “bah nobuddy lieks meh” but in a few minets yo’ll B all “yay! evrebuddee lieks meh!”. You can has a secred *whispers* I’ll bring yoo teh biggest pressie yoo has ever seen – and yoo lieks it too, I know!
Meanest capshun eva!!!!!!!!
Mopple, ti wud seem so, but there wuz akshullee a ulteryor motive– teh big Cheez an Tofu gnew wii wuz plannin a birfday partee fur 3 cheezfrenz, an sew dey posted teh pic of teh kitteh teh wun minute before all teh cheexfrenz showd up! Iz berree sad picshur, but one minnit laeter, teh behbeh kitteh is sew berree happeetayle frum all teh frenz comin at onse!
Well, thatz somewhut consolin, thx for xplain.
I crieded
now i has a sad!
Poor kitteh! I know wha it’s like 2 has a birfday durin teh summezr tew!
I party wif u, kat!
An I’z bringin de cheezburgers!
Hey everboddie! Whyle wii benn havin a partay ober heer, da goggies on IHASAHOTDOG stoleded awl da cheezburgers!!
dey did WHUT?!!!!!!
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kwik! we must storm teh kassle an get bak ower cheezburgers!
whuze wif me?!
clip clop, clip clop Wii cood getz Sir Robbin tu halp! Or da nitez who sai “NI”! Or da blak nite!
You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
OK!! Ai wont speeek – but ai WiLL LOL!!!
Weeze here, bebeh!! Dont be sad!!! We covers yu with snorgle an smoo an plays gamez an has cheezburgurs an hotgoggees an tater-salid an bakedbeens an chikky an ribs an cornontehcob an cake an cookees an isecreem an sodiepopp an —
now ize not sad, ize jus sik.
*urp*
LOL!!!
oh noes…kitteh makes meh sad.
poor litl kitteh
Non-Detail-Oriented Cat
put teh wrong dayt on teh Evite…
…
…their all comin TOMORROW nite!!!!!!!!
por kitteh, iz teh sadenez!
oh….. Iz iz soes sadz fer kitteh, I COMES TO PARTEEE ltr…
OH NOEZ!! not his widdle face.. iz too cute, poor kitteh, i go to ur partiez
CRRRAACCCCKKK…. Ai kum 2 reed bowt teh races, adn gotz mai hart borkt bai taht liddle, sad face… Ai goes bact 2 werk noa, leefin teh sad peases behine, noes hart leff 4 teh ress ob teh dai…..
I comes to ur partee bebeh kitteh. we can has lots uv cheezburger and snorgles!
poor baby has a sad face and looks like he’s about to cry.
Awww…I comes to da partee, Kitteh. Dunt be sad aneemorez.
Awwww poor baby. I’ll come to your party!
I comes to yr partee an I bringz my tree kitteh kidz wit me!
Aww, kyootee! No haz epic sadz. Ai com to yer partiez, wif lotz of cheezburgerz an ‘nip! Ai bring mai kittehs to be yer frenz too!
Pore liddle kitteh, doan bees sad!!
Ebben tho weez haz a supryze partee planneded fur yu inn coupla minnits,
dere’s a bus onna wai wif awl yur relatibs innit:
yur Mommeh; yur Antees Shurlee, Belyndah, Ellee, Weezie, Peggee, Lulu,
Queenie, adn Belle;
yur Unkles Louee, Herman, Jeree, Tom, Sylbestre, Jack, Terree, adn Sam;
yur cuzines Mikee, Petee, Dave, Jeorg, Dickee, Jonnee, Abie, Juunie, Helen, Ellen, Marfa, Jeannee, Diyann, Meg, Reenee, Tootsee, adn lottsa ovvers wooz naimes Ai doan rember.
Adn tehy eech haza prehsunt foar yuu, adn bowt elebentey caikes, lotsa ssorted gushyfuuds, 5 kynds ov catnyp, 8 tipes ov fishees, chiken, 25 galllyons ov milkes, adn lottsa uvver stuf taht dere’s noe rume tu ncluude rite heer.
Tehy bees plannin tu staiy adn partee awl weakeynd tu celeebraite yur burfdai; soe mebbee yu shud put daown taht bahlune adn taike a liddle nappee, becuz yur gunna neide awl yur strenf fur teh byg wyng-dyng!!!111!!!!1111111
clearly channeling it’s inner ‘feel sorry for me, Brooke White’ from American Idol…
Wii wihl kom tew ur partai! Wiz PREZIES GALORE!!! and snorgles!
Por kitteh! No 1′s for da purty…I iz awl sads for yoo nao
Remember, is not alwaz sad nding, can be sad middle of story wif happy nding.
Little kitteh not tell time so gud. He is reddy too soon! His gests be coming affer lunch.
iz so sayad! i wantz to hugz et n maik it not crie no moar
aww dats so sad. i wud comes to partey!
me 2! i cum 2 partee, kitteh! u leavs adrezs plz? no sads alowd
kitteh told erryone show up at six, but erryone just fachonable layte. deys gettin mo cakes!
Noo they be takin all deh joyz outz mah lief!!!
i had to stop reading my kittenbreak feed because some jerkoff came in with a horrible, horrible picture and broke my heart, making me so nervous I couldn’t even read it.
things like this are quickly making me feel the same way. i come here to LAUGH, dammit, esp. on a friday afternoon when i’ve already had a pretty crummy day…and this is double-plus uncool.
(too tired to speak in lolcat today, y’all. sorry.)
awwwwwwwwwww…….I’ll come to your party kitteh….
I comz to your party and brinz da mousee cake!
mousee cake 4 all!!!1!1!!! and we’z getz also, katnihp prezzies, an moar balloonz
oh noooes i come to ur party!
sad kitteh pictures arent allowed on fridais :[
This is so sad.
PLEASE!!! No cute but sad pics here too!!!!! Only happy funny laffing pics, please!!!!
(But ya’ll sure do know how to FIX a problem. With all the people at his party now, he’s prolly ready for us to get out!!!
)
o mai gudnez T^T i luvz u kitteh muchmuch luv
See kitteh, ervrywun comin’, alls happiez
diz is not even a lolcat. iz more lyke make vanessa sad kitteh i feal so bad for him!! he so cuuute
teh mouwsees haz beecum 2 smrt
I know how you feel little kitten, Nobody ever comes to my parties either. I gues it’s because I serve canned fish and veggies.
sob! me is comein to teh parteeiy kitti coz yu is so nays.
This absolutely rips my heart in half. =(
Is too much sad for wun LOLcat!
Tis no real, tis no real, tis no real…
Where’s you’re party little kitty? If you just invited me, I would have come…
dun worry kitteh…
ai be commin wif teh capnipz for j00! =^^=
Aw, por kitteh. Wud sum furrie mise maek yoo feel bettr. i bring sum 4 yoo
Wel, teh partee foar kittey wuz soe Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge, tehy hadda haz iyt inna fuutbawl stadium;
Soe menny peeps caime, taht partee iys stil goein awn adn luuks liek iyt wil laste awl weakeynd; Ebben teh band iys stil plaiyin……..
Dere’s soe muches fuud adn drinkees, taht kitteh haz xtendid teh inbitashun tu wun adn awl tu cum adn joyne teh funses;
(doan bryng noe presunts; kitteh gots soe menny tois adn stuf, taht dere bees enuff foar 5 birfdae kittehs)
SOE CUM TU TEH PARTEE ADN STAIY AZ LAWNG AZ YUU LIEK!!!!!!!!!!
(Adn rember; kitteh nawt bees sad enny moar!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!)
aw por littl kitteh i cum an i bringz yoo furrie mise an nip an tuna joos maek yoo hapi
Hey Evreebuddy! Not be sadz!!
Dis *BEEFOAR* peecture! Too minits layter, awl de frens berst throo teh doar yellen SUPRIIIIIZE!!!!
An kitteh wuz so happee, huggin frens and smilin beeg smilez. Laffin an sayz “yoo giez reely got me dat tiem!”
Den evreebuddy haz a laff, an dreenks a toste to kitteh on hes birfday!
O rite naow ai not has teh sad no moar.
At furst ai wuz wurreed cuz ov kitteh’s sad eckspreshun maekin me crai an he sayin no wun wuz cummin.
Bert naow ai no it wuz ownlee a joek an a supryze parteh for kitteh, an ai happee agen.
Everywun in next rume, waitng 2 suprize kitteh. Won’t he luve dat?!1!!
zomg… it med mi soooo sad =[
i feelz teh loneliez too
nawt 2 b sew sad. Hadz beeg soupreyes partea 4 liddle kitteh. Bestest ebber, reed awl ub teh abob.
O pleez! yu no everbuddy koms tu dis gorjus kitteh’s parteez.
Awww. How Sad. I’ll come.
I put on de myoozik, somwon set up de drinks, an let’s danse!!!1!1!
adn, suddenlee, awl teh kittehs cheezfrenz jump owt adn yellz “soop rice!!1!”
ai lykes teh happitayl endinz
Noes! Paw kitteh
I comez to ur partee 
;-;this almost made me cry
don’t worry kitteh i comes to yur party and i bring lots of prezsints!
I’ll come to your party! *hugs*
This is amazing! Look at the expression on that cat’s face – it’s almost human!
don wrry kitteh! ill cum 2 ur party!! awww! 2 kyute!
awwwww, cyoot kitteh is lonly, not want to lol. i cum to ur party, mak you lol. u r
2 cyoot. i mak u happy kitteh, i mak u lol. i bring frendz 2 mak u lolouder cuz u deserv 2 lol
dis wun iz sad. i dont like it.
i downt like dis wun. its sad.
dey didnt kum bcuz ur kyootness made dere heds go –SPLORT!
aw dangit, not me 2…
This just about broke my heart first time i saw it ;_;
awwwwwww
aaawwwww, dis is soo sad. Dis kitteh shuldn’t be sow sad. Looks like such a nice kitteh
im came to your party{i was late i was talking to the othe cats about ceiling cat.{so cheers up}
awww
thatz so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aww dat is soo sad poor kitteh
awwwww poor kitty. ill go to ur parte :}
Awwwww! I’ll come! *Huggles kitteh*
Awww!
awwww don wry kitteh i cum 2 ur party
it’s so sad it almost makes me cry :<<
OWWWWNNN too sad!
i wanna hold diz cat! :’(((((
AWWWWWWWWWWWW… IT’Z SO kEWT AnD SAd AT teh saym tahm
I come to your party and bring you bestest gifts evar!
I COMZ TO UR PARTEE :{
no one came to my birthday party im serious only like one kid came now he told everyone at school and everyone is making my life a living hell
{{sings}}
iz mai pawty an ai crai if ai wan tu, crai if ai wan tu…
u wud crai tew if id happenz tew u
Ooooh! This makes me so sad! Poor baby! oh no! so so sad!
Aawww!!! Ai’za com 2 ur partee!!! I bringz 10 prezentz!!!
My name is Mai!!!! Hahaha!
I love LOL Cats! Sooo cute!!!!
Por kitteh, I com 2 ur partee!
I comz 2 ur Partai Kitteh!!1!
Is okai kitteh! Ah coms 2 ur partee 2! I bwing lotz uv pwezentz an hugz!
Oh, teh poor kitteh! Iz come to urz partee!
Is okay, Kittie, your friends forgot to change their clocks for summertime.
They’ll be here in 55 minutes! x x x
Aww. U nvr tolded mez D:
This isn’t a lol, it’s just heartbreaking. Captions like this make me wanna cry. T_T
Poor kitty! hope guests come next year : (
:’( I’m really crying at the moment because of this kitty
oh noooeees!
nao i haz a sad
awww shall I make a cheezcake for yu?
Still my favorite!! The cutest thing EVER!
Me feelz liek dis kitteh today. Is mah birthday. Nobudie at ull remember =[
I cumz to ur parteh kitteh, den we not alown.
Hepy Burfdai to yuo, l0uis! (a bit laet)