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Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Run Awaaaaaaayyyyyy…………
“Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!”
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
Go change your armor!!!
hez prolly a gud fren of Elwood P. Dowd.
Look at the boooooones!
When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
I never did! All lies!
No, no, no!
**sound of coconuts clopping**
Monty Python FTW! lolz
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Wood dat bee afreekin or europeean coconutz?
No, no Trib! Yer not gonna get me twice in wun dai…
Don’t they gain the servicez of swallowz in order for them to migratez?
Being az they Coconutz haz no legz an all.
U meen Afreekin or Europeean swallowz, right? They carriez tha cocoanutz on tree barkz.
Did you know that Clay Aiken from American Idol is playing Sir Robin in Spamalot on Broadway?
(More importantly, was that whole sentence gibberish?)
(Even more importantly, does it matter if it was gibberish or not on this particular Web site?)
wutt furr u talk funnee?
brave brave brave brave sir robin!
FTW! also, dat bunneh ish too oramge. it shud be wite.
NI! i yoosd to now thee uthr wun but dat was ages ago. im just gonna kill
mahself with a herring now XD
Cunbunnylashuns Maus n leeza-b on ur tye fur nawt-sekkund!!!
May ai sugjest sum delishus n nootrishus bunneh stu furr lunch, adn a bisit to teh Ty Booteek furr a prezent ob ur choosing?
Martoonis alll rown!
bunneh stu!!
but he’s nawt ded yet!!
I will take a martoonie tho, fankx! And maybe fake bunneh fur handcuffs frum teh ty booteek. Just in case the black knite comes arownd, u knoes.
Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill…
Heez gettin bedder.
Furr handcufs!
Do tehy wurking wif firemens 2?
if they haz fyrproofing… yes, yes I think sew!
But hao will tehy deploi der hoses wif handkufs awn??
Um. Ai wuz hopin tehy’d uh, uh, uh….
Oh cheez. I has so menny replys I cud maek.. but non uv them are sootable for this time frayme!
***sending myself to teh nawty barn again***
I haz an imaj in my hed now of the lady telling the ICHC peeps she haz to block them wif her majik cable blocky thing b/d weer not appropryate viewing fur her kidlets….
Oh, goes ahed leeza. Dis thred alreddy haz wun foot inna gutter…
u axed…..
……wuz hoapin they’d let us deploi teh hoses for them!
……wuz thinking the hose cud be self-deploied?
……sum hosez cud prolly still be deployed wif teh handzcuff on, dependin on hao long they is…. wich depends on how big teh fyre is, of corse
oooh leeza-b, ai joining u in nawty barm!
**ppsstt*
don’t furget teh matchez! LOLZ
Ai fink LCB has tehm!
so, er, r u reddy fur ur date tonite??
Yup, eberyfing eggcept teh furr handkufs!
Ai bin browzing Gray’s Anatomy this morning (teh buk, nawt teh sereez), n der can being sum sugjective emails going bakn4th…
Ooo!
Well haz fun but doan’t let him keep u up too layte!
U needz to be reddy fur the race tomorroe!
Iff he had hims wai, heed keep mii up haf teh nite, I’m shur! Playin videeoh gaems, yah, dat’s it….
Heer, take teh handzcuffs then.. sownds liek u need them moar than I do!
Y fanks – aisle ty hims to teh chare so ai can win!!
On second thought, lets not go to Camelot…tis a silly place.
What… is your favorite color?
blue.
ok, of you go then.
Wat … eez ur naim?
Arthur, keeng of da Britinz
Wat … eez ur kwest?
2 seek da holee grale
Wat … eez da arespeed of un unlayden swallah?
Eye dunt unnastan … Afrikin or Yurupeeyun?
Eye dunno …. YAAAAHHhhhhhh……!
Datz amazin, Sur! Howd ya knowz dat?
Ya hafta knowz deez tings ta be King.
Take unto thee thou holy hand grenade!!
well, we can’t risk another frontal assault, that rabbits dynamite!
on noes, he furgot the holey hand grenade!!
Pie Iesu domine, *Bonk*
Dona eis requiem. *Bonk*
Pie Iesu domine, *Bonk*
dona eis requiem. *Bonk*
Ai’m nawt ded yet!
Ya will b sune … ya wuz koffin up blud dis mornin
im getting better!
no ur not, ul be stone ded in a moment
Thou shalt cownt to three.
Three shall be the number of teh cownting.
*bonk*
“Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out…”
Grate minds I guess.
“Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it”.
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Five is right out.
One twoo four
Three Sir
Three!
I luw Monteez Pithon- stop groveling!
http://www.happylolday.com
We have found a witch may we burn her?
How do you know she is a witch?
She looks like one!
Bring her forward!
I am not a witch! I am not a witch!
But you look like one!
They dressed me up like this! And this isn’t my nose it’s a false one!
Well?
Well we did do the nose.
The nose?
And the hat. But she’s a witch!
Did you dress her up like this?
No…no…yes…yes…but she has got a wart!
What makes you think she is a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.
Burn her anyway!
There are ways of telling she is a witch.
How?
What do you do with witches?
Burn them! Burn them up!
What do you burn apart from witches?
More witches!
*slap*
Wood.
Why do witches burn?
Because…they’re made of wood?
Good!
How can you tell if she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
But can’t you build bridges out of stone?
Oh, yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, it floats. It floats! Throw her into the pond!!!
What also floats in water?
Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Churches! Churches!
A DUCK!
Exactly. So logically…
If she weighs the same as a duck, then she’s made of wood.
And therefore…
A WITCH! A WITCH!
So wise in the ways of science!
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Kant…… breev…….
Laffin……..tew……….hard!!!!!!!1!!!!eleben!!!!
Ai needz tew watch dat moovee agin.
Eets a fare kop…..
Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy.
then lobbest thy holy hand grenade at thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it…
bunwayair has landed
Five!!1!
I doan git et. Bunneh?
et’s frum “monty python and the holy grail”. gud moveh. kittehs liek, mehtinks.
Kyute litl bunneh noms big hooman in tin can sute in famous movee. Other hoomans in tin cans sutes run away in terrerr.
Hero to bunnehs all over werld.
U can fynd teh Holee Grayl n teh Kassul ob Auuuugggggghhhhh…..
Purrhaps he ment teh Cuummmooorrrrrrr….
Wheres taht?
Teh France, me thinkz.
No that’s St. Iiiiiiiiiives.
i dare yew to bite MY ears…
ee’s got beeg poyntee teef!
I tried to warn you, but you didn’t believe me, did you? Oh no, you knew, didn’t you? It’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?
!!!RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!
!!!RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!
Wook at da bonz!!!!!
UM, this is totally OT, but
*dropping lolspeak*
Is anyone else kind of appalled by the ad above the ICHC mail that has the anorexic gal in the bathing suit? That’s totally sad. Cheezes are u out there? Please take that one off….
Aye tink dat’s hillory clenton.
I’m not seeing that ad, but I’d be appalled too. Good for you for speaking up (man, it’s hard to type “normal” English here!).
It’s one of those that changes every time you refresh the page. So you don’t see it every time.
Rite now I needz sum brane bleech to get rid uv teh imaje tho! Pleh! Pleh!
Maybee they tooked it off alreddy. I hoap.
Noap. Still there.
Culd be a + bodee imaj ad. Lets hoep.
looks like it’s an ad for a place that does digital picture images. it’s a pic of kiera knightley (or however you spell her name)
Right, thot I recognized her. There’s also a shopped pic of Britney Spears.
I tink dat bee teh demon bunnehs cuzzin or sumtin….. cuz it be slightly brown, see? or mebbee dat’s dried blood from all teh eatings of teh kniggits…
YEAH! That y hims brown! I wuz kinda wunderin
“Wun rabbit stoo comin’ rrrright up…
…
…Yyyyeeeaaaaauuuughhh!!!!”
I can has dijital upgrayed? deese bunneh eays is soo beeg..
http://www.happylolday.com
Rlly haurd tu beleeve tihs iys a killure rabbitt; ar yuu shure???
(Mebbee jes Peatur Rabbitt goneses badd, oar an Easter Bunneh heylper hangyng aowt wif teh rong cabbauge pattch crauwd!!)
wel, menny ub teh aminulz awn ICHC iz teh killehz. dey maekz yu wantz tu snorgl, and den sssspppppplllllloooooorrrrrrttttt. teh dedly powr iz in teh cyoot. donut be fooled! dis playse full ub killahz. keep yur CHRG/ swimmin kap awn at awl tiemz, an a choklit in yur pokkitz.
teh eester bunneh is a killure, jus luuk at himz sunglasses, ammo rownds, masheen guns, an bakup artilllerrrree. Gives me nitemares uv bein slawterd bai six to seven fut tawl pink, bloo, yeller, an whait bunnehs… *shiversss*
Boi O Boi, Moe & Kitsunerina: Fanks soe muches foar klewing me iyn;
Ai wil wautch mai bak ayt awl tiems frum naow awn; doan wanna geyt ambooshed!!!!!!
A møøse ønce bit my sister…
. . . & Ralph teh wunder llama
*playlist*
Arthur Two-sheds Jackson
http://www.happylolday.com
no reilli! she wuz karving her initials into the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by her brother-in-law, Sven, an oslo dentist and the star of mani norwegien films-”dentures of passion”, “the hot hands of an oslo dentist”, “the huge molars of horatio nordifink”…
thats a very handsome, kingly rabbit.
Nicely said, and I wholeheartedly concur.
/kafleen, lubbur ub teh bunnbunns
“Noaw you wooden be hydin Muggsy inna stove there woodja Rabbit?”
“Nah, If I wuz hyding Muggsy inna stove, wud I be turning onna gas, lyk dis?”
“That you mite rabbit, that you mite.” …
Bugs Bunneh FTW!
“Wud I frow a lyted match if mah pal Mugsy b n dere?”
“Ok wabbit u konvinsd meh him nawt n dere.”
That wun wuz grate, wuzzunt it???
Look at the bones!
Soms of them got headshot.
Eye canna beelief it. Izz 3 hourz affer diz picher popped up, an no wun sayed “NI” !!!
Hokay……”NI!!!!!1111!!!!!!!”
Maibee iz becos we no longr tha nites hoo sai “ni”
Datz bery gud poynt, Wolverine Girl.
Ai nawt gonna try to ’splain wut we sez nao tho.
Ecky ecky ecky f-kang ZOOPboimzowiesay
Akshully, dis is teh new an hylee dekoratif alternatif to cabul TV. Is cheepur tu run then dish netwurk, tu.
President Carter
Was menaced by a rabbit
On a fishing trip
April 20th
Of 1979
What a hoot that was!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
asian swallows can carry coconuts, actually.
VORPIL BUNNEH~!!!
snikker snak
*************JABBERWOCKEY****************
***********MAI FAVRIT**********
I don’t get it….
Oh no! You said “it”!
I said “it”!
I said “it” again!
No, that one’s two pictures into the future…
“1-2! 1-2! and throo an throo teh vorpal blaydez went sniker snak he lefts it ded an with its hed he went gallumfing bak. nd hast thow slan teh jaberwok? cum 2 mai arms mai beemish boi! o frabjus day caloo callay! he chrtled in hiz joy.”
iz from teh jabberwocky grate poem lewis caroll would have apreshi-apressshi- liekd teh lolspeek
Wotz ‘e do, nibble yer bum?
Tihs piksher wont lode.
It’s just a little bunny. Wot ‘arm can a bunny du?
dat ees whut dey all sai beefor de bunneh eats yer face orf….
Mus b pikshur model for larj wooden bunneh dat Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, n Sir Bedemier leap owt ob tu tayk teh French kompleetlee bai surpryz. Nawt onlee bai surpryz but totalee alawrmd.
Wen dat fail u den needz larj wooden bajur-bajur-bajur…
mushroom, mushroom
sry, cooden’t rezzist
ahhh snake ahh snake!!!!
omg i luvs both ur quotes
Dix bunneh iz emposhta! Ware b hiz sarhps pointee teefs den ef he b teh reel Keelah Bunneh?
he iz in dizgise…..dat killur bunnee iz kraftyer than we expected. ware iz dat holly han grenadez?
he iz kraftyer! he foold me evn, but dat dun tek much. happee u reveel dat. i culd haf ben hiz dinner. he kneed dos teef to choo dis tuf ol burd!
dint kno king arfur wuz anodder wun ob larry’s brudderz, hoo all haz metted teh faytful enz at teh pawz ob teh aminlols hoo duznt liek havin tehir pichurs taykn
LOL LOL LOL i jes HAA HA sprayed mai soda pops all over teh *giggle* compooter *gigglesnort*
O nites hoo say … uh … or until reesuntly sed NI, wat u wantz us 2 doo?
Wee wantz u 2 bringz us … ANUTTER SHRUBBRY! An wee wantz u 2 putz it necks 2 da furst shrubbry but onna differnt lvl sew u getz da 2 lvl effek, and wee wantz u 2 putz a paff btween um….
A paff! A paff!
Den wee wantz u 2 cutz dwn da larjess tree inna forist wiff…. UH HERRING!
MAI KING ARTHUR WHUT BIG EARZ YOU HAFF!
African our European?
Before you pass this bridge of me… answer me these questions three. What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color
What? The Rabbit?!?
You git! I soiled my armor!
i iz… confuzed…
See my earz? Come and feel their sharpness.