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Poor kitteh meets his doom…..LOL!
con catulashunz on ur not-sekund!
… iz star wurz muzik teh dans toon?
Mebe sum vader toonz…
Bum Bum Bum
BOOM BaBum BOOM BaBum!
dis tym teh ole techur haz teh vantage?
Itz anuther ty, Catsrme and Maus!
Con-grwaterats!
Thankee so much. Was jus luk I’m thinkin. But being not second IS pretty special, huh? Thankee much for the congratumalations and such.
Why thank u!! Is my not second time to do this and I feels so special to be not second! Wud luv sum Star Wars music, too!
Ai finkz mebbe it iz skwirtboddul dat meetz itz doom.
*Towne Crier Mode On*
Hear Ye Hear Ye One and all!!!
The honor and pleasure of your company is requested at Friday’s 3:00 am ICHC time lolpic. There will be a race in honor of the birthday braid. Lolnascar, SarahD, and OldLurker are teh prestigious guests. Chose your mount and jockey carefully, and may the best kitteh win!
*Towne Crier Mode Off*
I noes u haz lotz uf baeking to do ZF….
But do u think we shud haz speshul prizez as well?
Hmmmmmm. Mai majinaashun’s borked awn dat wun…..hmmmmmm. Iz habbin praktiss tyme fur cuttin/pastin fer rase entry
Beep beep beep beep Oh der goze teh timer fur anodder caek. Brb!
Nawt dun yet. Speshull pryzez, hmmmmm. Ai lieks teh ideeyah, but Iz hazzing trubble wif teh concreetizashun. Will u be in charj?
Hm. Well ai will be prettie bizzie wif the skwerrils but maybee we can find somwun to halp us.
Ennywun? Wut do u think? Shud there be speshul prizez fur teh race?
Meddals or Troffees maybee?
Yah, skwerrilz taeks mush enerjee… Enneebuddee can halp?? Plz considr taekin on responsibilitee (whew), ennywun atawl! I fink Sol wud be gud at tihs!
*Wanderz off callin “Sol! So-ol? Wer r u?”*
Hey, I still gots tons ob sno. I be willing to express ship to anyone anywear. Be Gud prize I think, erth-freindly, biodegradable and renewable.
cud u maybee maeks a eyce sculpture owt of sum of that sno?
um, maybee a troffee shayped eyce skulpture?
leeza, u willl have to visit Odd-y-wah during Winterlewd in Febrooary. Wii habbing mannee mannee fantastikal eyce skulptures!
That sownds like fun! Do u speek teh Fronsch up there?
I can parlez-vous, just enuf to be polite! I’ve alwais herd Montree-all wuz a grate plase to visit 2. Luks liek it’s rite next door!
I haz seen teh publisitee fer teh WinderLewd up in teh Oddaway - sumdai, I’z gonna git dere to see it awl. an nawt do mai usual - rememememeberink abowt 2 weaks affer it’z don
Sure, anything to get rid ob de piles an piles ob sno. BUTT I will no take responsibility fur sculpture after I sends it off. Any damage or heaven forbid, melting not to be mai fault, K? I will take picture so yu noes watt to expect wen yu opens box.
So, how abowt we sends u sum of CweenMJ’s speshul majikul bubbuls? U can flote them down clymate controlled! Ai’m sure we will haz some beeyootimous icy skulptyure troaffees, we trust U jehkeykat!!
werdlesspress is croosing fer a broosing todai!
I tried 2 reply befoar but it got eeted.
Ai alwayz wanted to see Montree-awl, luks liek Ottowa iz very close! Iz it very different or same as Montreawl? Do u needz to speek teh Fronsch there? I knoes a littul.. enuf to be polite, and orders teh restrawnt fuds!
Monreal, Ottawa, an Torana all bees berry close by each otter, inna triengle. Easy peasy to go one to t’otter. Eberywear dere is sumbody watt kin speaka de English, ot de Fronch, wateber yu prefur. Down East wear I cums frum wii speak both, at de same tyme. Iz berry confusing fur de unilingueals, is chus like a secret code. *hee, hee, ha*
I gotta go make sum trophies nao. Bai.
Oh yah, teh fronglais! R U frum Noo Brownswick, jehkeykat?
Muntreeall adn Oddawah be berree different. Muntreeal iz more sofistiCATed; Oddawah be a govmint citee. Bof gud; bof cold in winturr! Aaachhh! Teh strai kitteh just spraid mii! Dat’s teh fanks ai getting furr letting hims in n feeding hims! Gud fing hii B adorabull (in hims own wai).
K, ai bak nao, after chanjing t-shirt. Leeza, ai wud lub to sho u arownd Oddawah adn/oar Muntreeal, anneetyme!! N u’d B berree welcum to stai at mai plaec.
Wun ob dese daiz, ai mus get to teh Oddawah. I saw teh city website a while ago & it was fassinaytin! Luks liek a city I’d liek bery bery muchlee.
Gentlepersons, start ur enjun
Plz to halp me wif wut mai be a dum kweschun — but what time is Friday 3:00am for doze ob us in the Westurn part ob teh US? Ai hazn’t bin abel to figyoor owt what tiem zone ICHC uses.
Mah cunfyooshun - let me show u it.
Prolly 12 noon? Wut tiem izzit there naow?
Oops rong wai.
Prolly 6 am.
Mah cunfyooshun - let me show u it tew.
iz otae, 4.5! bai teh wae, hao awr yu? ai hoeps yur daughter iz dooin fyn?
ohai yung female sloof! Ai R purdy darn gud! N mai dodder is gud tew, speshully since her boifrend iz visiting untill Sundai. Hao R U? Hao R ur akademics going?
Las niet her played a byoooootiful Nocturne by Showpain at her hi skuul barietee sho. Ai wuz wun prowd mamakitteh!!!
ai iz dooin gud! iz awlmost teh end ov teh skool yeer, so ai get done reelly fast these daes. glad tew heer yur boff awr dooin gud.
Lubz da Showpang mewsikz. Lolcal kultral newz ub limit intrest iz San Jose Opera Co. ends season with “The Magic Flute” wif genraly gud revuz. Iz hab da printz be Japanese, gibbing opera tuna tea fur ekzotic kostyumez and staij daycor.
Uvver lolcal newz iz hatching ub 4 peregrin falcons ona rufe ub city hawl. Clara, da mama nestid dere last yeer wif difrent mait. Fink nobudyz shur wut happen tu him. Dey uzuly mait fur lief. Dey hab Falcon Cam canz ennybudy sez it. Ai fownd it rownd abowt so if yu ar intrestd yu can google. Uzual nawt mush tu se b4 babbehz startz mubing arownd.
Ai fink da 3 am iz 6am pusiffik tiem. Ai wil surtinly nawt be up bai den. anyfing is fun b4 mawning iz moar fun aftur sun cumz up.
hm, ai dont know, but ai think maybee u west coast guyz cud haz a sekkund race at teh 9 am ICHC time?
It’s just before 1:30pm PDT.
An itz tiem fur mah lunchingz.
So — ICHC is on Hawaii time? Why are they on Hawaii time if they’re based in Seattle? Aiz sew confuzzled!!!
The Cheezes usedta libs in teh Hawaii. I missed it when they moved, but now they is in teh Seattle. Mabye teh server stayed behind.
I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t tell me when they was mooving. I coulda helped them wif their valyoobuls.
ai wuz aslo cumfused but ai fink wut lcb iz saing iz wut ai hurd sum tiem alawng de wai. Doan noze wai dey nawt telz us anyfing, even wen aksez.
Mebbe deyz in teh Witnus Relolcatshun Program.
*runz awai*
Um, so.
If ur IRL time is 3 hrs later than ICHC time, 6 am wud be rite.. I think!
Deres nowai in Haydeez dat Iz gonna be awaek at 6am, muchless be on teh compyootur. Noe raycen fur meh. Iz ok - ai wuz neber bery fast at ennyfing xcept tests in skool. Ai kin wandurr to teh post-rayce fesstibitties wen ai getz to werk.
az neer az weiz can figgur- ICHC tyme beez Hawaii tyme….
momcat
Do not underestimate the power of The Wet Side…
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate…..
Haet leeds to skwirtingz & pointy endz. DO NOT WANT.
duz snippinz an clippinz hep prevent teh dark syde???
Ai doan hab enuf bandaids to try to find owt. Punkchoor woondz aer teh PLEH. Ai leebs teh kittehs’ claws aloan.
Whooo Hooo!! Yet anodder TY!!! Off to teh TY Boo Teek wif yoo boff.
catzrme - Ummm - ai don’t know hoo yoo ar, so ai dont know waht yoo purrhaps want. Butt lotz of grate stuff - teh bobblol heddded kittehz ar reel cyoot. Oar a tiara? Or a TY?
An Maus - shurlee yoo will need a noo TY! Purhaps thiz prittee bloo un wif teh small dark red Florentine - disines? It’z pyoor silk. But yoo knoe bedder tahn ai doo -
Oh - did yoo see ai gibbed yoo bak yur byootimus hankee ov linnin wif teh purtee monogram - awl washed an inrned an smelling ov lilacs????
http://www.umilta.net/ebb.html
Heer - this is teh best ai cud find fur teh Florentine desine. Fur a TY - wud bee simplified, ov course.
Did u habbing deh YNG in teh nawtee barn irn it 4 u?
Mj, fanks 4 teh bubblez! Ai iz keeping dem berree saef till tomorroe. Day sew frajul an byootimus!
yer welcum. I b habbing deh endless supplize, so yew can b
habbing moar ennytime. Mebbe I shud letting Gibbocat habbing
dem to stock in deh ty-booteek?
Gud iydeeyah! Wii must to watching teh transport thoe, maibee hirez sumbuddee berree berree caerful, but nawt a care-troll!
hai MJ, we mite needz to give Jehkeykat a few bubbuls too, shes making teh icy skulpture troaffees to giv to the winners of teh 3 am race tomorrow, k?
Dat soundz soo prittee — sparklee ice skulpchurz in deh
twinklee bubblez. Pleez 2 b taking awl u needing.
O hai, ken Ai borro teh YNG fr teh weekend? Ai has lots uv irnin 2 do. Lotsa swishy skirtz en big puffy shirtz en krisp linnin vestz en stuf fr teh sho…en we gots 2 irn dem bfor ebry prforminse! YNG ken evin hab free tikkets iffen he wants dem.
(u add teh webbystuf letterz heer) westmichigansavoyards.org/Gondoliers/gondoliers.htm
ohai teenie! I hoep eberyfing goez as it shuld tonite!
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I wants to kum see it, but I’z got do dang mush to do dis wee kend. Phooey.
Yes, I saw. But you still have another one of my hankies. Or was it one of my pankies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgPUeQVrmu0
MAUS!!! If awnlee ai cud stop laffing ai wud doo - sumthing!!! An yoo wud bee verreee sorree fur yur - impurrrrrtinance!!! Du freches Maeuslein!!! LOL!!
*ahem* Ai doo bleeve yoo gibbed it to mee as a pimento!! Az too yur - pankee - ai must denai ene knowlej ov waht EBBER it iz taht yoo cud PAWsiblee bee meening!
Hay!! Maus iz passin owt pimentoez?? Ai wantz wun too! Plz? Kthxbai