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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Charging….incomplete.
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER LOLNASCAR ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫
Congaratz awn awl levelz. ai wuz traing fur teh taupe spot, but yoo beet mee twit! But cuddn’t hav werked out bedder!!
oh noes…..if i tell ya mah birfday is tomorrow, are u gonna be mad??
And…can I still have cake NEways
SOOOOOOO…. we just sillibraytes ur birfdai EVE!
*whispur*
ai fink we just all wanted it to be Frydai.
I fink ur rite!!
But dont wie awwayz seelybrayte FURSday???? a mie haus wie dew cuz Mamma haz Fridayz off adn Friday mornin iz Mamma’s reedin tyme wif kittehs adn soft blankeez on teh chloroform-infuzed sofa. Iz happie dayz here!
YES!!! Ai shall be FURRY US!!! Becuz yoo sayed LAST week yur biruday wuz next week.
But - mite bee OK!!! IT cud be a race - tomorrow!!! Gud fur yur nayme, fur shur. We cud awl be at teh reddee at teh 3:00 am pikschure - an see hoo cud bee awt ov teh gayte teh fastest!!!! To wish yoo anudder happee birfday! LOL!!
We cud hav a 20 way TY!!!! Think ov it. Oar - we mite bork teh hole playce fur teh rest ov the day!!
An in teh meehwhile - CHEERREE PI!!!
teh 3 am picksure?
ai will conceed defeet in advanse.
OHHHH… 3 am in ICHC tyme, it ackshully is 9 am IRL fur me!
So… I will throe my sun bonnett into teh race!!
Teh ICHC spayce tyme continuum… I is alwais a littul confuzzeled wif it!
okay…i be reddy at 3 am for teh race!
Ai also froe-in mai sunbonnet into da rase. I getz up at 3 am an beetz u awl! Ai maeks so menny ♫ s dat ebbereebuddee bee cobbered in da moosik!
WHOO HOOOO!!!! THE GREAT RACE!!!
Tomorrow!!! We meet a three AM!!! (too bad it’z nawt dawn, but we’ll just hav to go wif it!
Maus!! Tribble! Zauberflote! Ebreebuddee!! Yur awl in, rite.
This will bee teh furst offishul race EBBER!!!
Eye am settin mye alarm. U meenz da picher dat says 12:00 Hawaii tyme rite?
nonononononono! The pitcher dat says 3:00 Hawaiian tyme, k? Dat’s 9:00 am eeestern tyme.
YES!!! Sorree about the confusion. 3:00 AM on yur SCREEN tiem. in odder werdz, sayme as today - onlee - tomorrow!!
I think in teenytineeHawaii it mite reely BE 3 am?
Wher duz the cheez live?
Eggsellent! Tank u fur da clareefacashun. Eye wuz hopin datz whut u ment.
WATE!!! I getz a handycapp cuz I b up awl nite baekin three cakez, k?
*wwaaaahhhh*
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I kant race wif yoo 2morro! I haz to be at teh horspistol at 7 am (1 am ICHC tyme) an wont git owt til affer 9 am. An dere’s no wireless in teh infusions, so I cant be awnlien to eben reed hao teh race unfoldeses.
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stoopy helf issoos. innerfering wif mai funs.
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I’ll has a nice piece ov pi wif lotsa whippy creem to console maiself. kthx.
Awwwww PB2K, ai soo sry u cant b heer! Infyuzhunz, I noes sumbuddee taht can haz dem subQ an duz it herslef. Wish u cud do taht.
Hao abowt, wii will push u an ur iv pole in a stroller in front ob teh caekz, K?
Meenwile, fresh peese charrii pi 4 u!
sry for da hopsital visit..tis no fun indeed.
*pat pat pat pat pat* Dunt crai, PB2K!!! Helf issoos ar important too!
an eneway - wunz we knows hao to do it, wee can hav moar races!!
(Tho teh Grate Burgeerz in teh Skye mite com an smite us if we bork sumthing!)
maybee u can designayte sumwun to race in ur place PB2K?
Kind uf liek a pinch hitter? Cept tehy wud be a pinch comminter.
Pleez haz sum cheezcaek too if u wants!
I hab no idee wut time is cheeztime fur me. Lessee, i’m writing this @ 6:40 a.m. mai time .. so we wull see wut time cheezies say it is.
I dunno if ai can rase oar nawt! But it sownds funn!!
Ok, den - cheeztime is 2 howrs behind me .. so I wud hafta be at mai cumpooter at 5:00a.m…. um .. hmm… I’ll fink abowt it.
3am burger tym is 2pm for me - Ai’ll has to taek mai lappy awn mai byk wit me and trai an fynd a unpertekted wifi….
ooh - fanks muchlee fer teh cheezcake! wuht a grate Fursdai dis is bekoming.
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an fanks, also fer all teh supportif tings peeps ar sayink.
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I doan gits teh IV pole, jes a big ol’ shot of druggies. Mai cuzin’s dottir, who haz to hab teh bery pleh kemo (bery rare cancer) haz named her IV “Harvey” - she’s onlee 3 1/2, so I doan fink it wuz affer teh mobie charaktur!
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I imagine dat wehn I gits onlien 2morrow, dat I’ll finds a big partee wif all teh racers enjoying teh mega-bifdai-caeks!!
CC bless ur cuzin’s dotter. Seh sownds liek a caracter! Warm n lobbing thots furr her recobbery.
Fanks guys..lets celebrait mai last dai being 38
see congrats down by zauberflote. Meenwile, Happy nawt-sekikind-frum-last day of beein *wisspurrz* “how old u r toodai”, tee hee giglol *runz awai giglololing*
congrats and happie birfdays lonascarkitteh!!!!!
wud you liek sum cherrie pi? Zauberflote the PPP (perfeckt partee peep) has got the pi stawl open… and I haz LOTS of whippy creem!!!!
and wud u like a danse??
Wut dans is gud fur a birfdai???
Ohai, leeza-b, I is so glad u showd upp! Tehm skwirrelz is nawt behabin 4 mii! An I is so berree berree onnerd taht u is callin me PPP
Fabg you berree mush!
well ennywun that wud go to Spane just to get teh perfeckt Spannish cawfee… (and flamingo dansers, ahem) desurves acco, echo, um, some creditz!
Leeza-b, u shud com wif mii awn mai necks trip– dem flamingoz wuz ossim, eben B4 Ai gotz dem heer, giglol…….an wif teh sangreeyah an awl….woohoo!
Kitteh is saef frum power surges….
*pouting*
Fine. Eberybuddy play wif Trib and Lolnascar. I duznt care…
*pouting*
*cutz Xtra hunorMAUS peese cherrii pi*
*plop splorp Shshshbbllobpbpb 3.14 cups wippy creem*
Maussee, com bakk an eet ur pi? PLZ purtee plz??
Ackshully,
U can has 6.28 cups whippy creem if u wants Maus! Cuz I am overstawked.
OR, since we haz to make anothur caek, do u want to rekwest a speshul flavr?
Blak Forrest?
Or maybee Cheezcaek (sinse u IS a maus!)
Cheeseycaek wud be niec, fanks. Wif blooberries filling onna top?
Comin rite up!
Blooberries is gud fur the memmories too. Unless u is in a chocklit factoree.
milk milk milk (gotta maek the cheez)
curd curd curd
mix mix mix
bake bake bake
slice
plop
floop
Heer ya go!
U DID want whippy creem on that too, rite??
No fanks. Whippy creem is FATTENING.
nawt teh skwirrl prodoosed whippy creem.
See, the skwirrls haz to put so much energees into teh whippy process that they uses all there oan calories plus wut wud’ve been in the whippy creem.
Itz called ICHC Intra Speesies Caloric Transfurr.
Um. however teh cheezcaek… may contain just a FYOO calurries.
ohai DK!
where haz u been? U almoast missed teh birfdai eve partee…
Heer, haz sum cheery pi and cheezcaek.
Tomorrow, hoap u can make the race! Shud be interrestin…..
ohai leeza-b! Ai bin *gasp* wurking. Iz becuz ai’s a twerk.
Waist ob a perfecklee byootamus dai, if yoo aks mii!
Ai wud LUB sum cheeri pi n cheezcaek. Ai can has 3.1415926535 scoops ob banilla I-screem onna pi pls? Ai nawt wanting to contribyoot to teh aminal cruultee (C B-lo
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Oh ai saw b-lo… and ai has alreddy cleered up ur misconsepshun!
U can haz whippy creem!
LOLZ
Aw, Maus — u noes nufffing iz fattening in cheezland!!
U will incur teh rath uv Janet if u persist in thinking thingz
heer r reel.
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Mary O sends u a wave.
See, dere she iz in Purroo waving @ yoo.
Adn she tolding mii to talk geek to yoo. So . . .
in honor uv deh napping kitteh, P=EI
& I=E/R just 4 gud meazure
& I posted a piktshur 4 u on my blog.
Oh Maus, I has a sad.
I roting u adn brawt u
greeting frum Mary O adn weirdpress eetinged it.
So now I haz to doing it awl ober.
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Mary O iz waving to u awl deh way frum Purrooo.
See her down dere? I think she b jumping up adn
down so u can b seeing her.
And she tolding mii to sppek geek 2 u so in oner uv teh
kittehz power nap P = EI
adn also I = E/R There4 P = E skwared I
Adn I postinged a pikchur 4 u on mai blog.
Konsider it a present frum MaryO.
Oh no, I dropped teh /R. Mai bad
The cartoon FTW! Fanks MJ. An fank MaryO. An I can just barely sees her waving too…
yer welcum.
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I can’t wait to seeing deh race 2morroe. It will
beeing @ 6am heer, so i will prolly not b up 4 it,
but I will get to seeing it wen I get up.
like teh royalteez uv old I will gibbing u mai
scarf to wear 4 luck. It b prittee pink wif deh
mj wif a crown, like mai abatar on it. ♥
I postid a linky on yer blog to a fave cartoon ov mien. Enjoy!
got it — replied on it, 2.
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chek this owt. wif deh obligatoree
h t t p stuf in frunt.
alphalpha.org/radar/poem/story.html
maus, wipe orf ur pout and eet sum pi
whut dat for?
Ol Maus juss messin wif owr minez….
MAUS!!! Whut r u tawkin bout??? Bring ur electric purrsonalatee bak heer. Wii charged up bye ur presentz among us. U put a spark in ower dai. U complete ower circuit. ( R u gettin awl dees power referenzez?)
‘S real nice of you… I had a pair a lols wehn I reeded it.
pair a lolz, WIN
der S’real goes gud wif teh pair of lols but the power pun strand meks me wanna go ohm.