Mom, dad, can I haz… OMG wut r u doin?!!
Mom, dad, can I haz… OMG wut r u doin?!!
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Mai eyes can’t open any moar!
Never mind that, just make sure they can CLOSE now!
Tha imaj is furrever burnned into my eyes! Halp!
Whut haz bin seend kannotz be un-seend.
but… but… sock was not on door!
I’m recalling that commercial for creamy yogurt…. starts with a french maid with a very french accent sitting on a man’s lap getting really sultry, feeding him yogurt….. then the door slams, the woman looks around, says to teenage girl, “you’re home early.” And the teenage daughter is like… EWWW my parents are SO WEIRD.
“mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they’re just both a little weird…”
ooh I can play dat on eezy levul on teh gitar heeroz.
i play it on expert on guitar hero 2
Mom wanted a mink coat, Ise showin her how they minks get them.
LOL!
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Mama’s got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
He’s playin’ all night
and the music’s all right.
TEH HORRIR OV IT AWL!!!
Mai thots buzackly!
Ur doin it rong!
Kitteh is scarred fur lyfe!
a four wai braid!!!1 Whoaaaaaa
so how doez we sillybrate for mamarosa, erbic, elfi, and smammie?? Song an a dancie?
Howz bout a little Manfred Mann epic for taht poor kitteh’s eyes….
Blinded by teh Light…….
mmmmm and some taystee hot-koko wif bayleez irizh kreemz ins it?
Plzkthx.
Ooooh – if derz leftobberz, ai wud be happee to halp wif dat…
Aiz a gibber.
eye iz tinkin dat eye wudz liek piney-appel wif paper umbarellie, phild wif pina colada n maibees eye juss sitz dis wun oust…bin ah looonnng dai
Good Idear, praps we should appoint sum peeps to be the Kween Pina and the King Colada!
… Or teh King Pina (kingpin) an teh Kween Colada purrhapz?
dat werx fer me as lawng as the royal budget includes fundz fer the non stawp fountain of Pinya Koladas, a wonderful summertime cooler.
Aiz totawlee kewl wif dat!
o hai Sol!! How is yew today?
Ise nawt so bad fer a middle aged overweight whyte guy, which is to say dat I anticipates a full recovery.
Ai am nawt sure I haz a response to dat. but iz happee to see yew anywayz.
Mee too!
*jumping like 4yr old human mid-sugar rush*
An mii, Sol! Ai em glad ur heer, awlsoe!
Why fanx you awl, you is making me blush a liddle, shucks.
Dere’s a reecubburree furr dat?
*snurt*
lolz
O hai, Kafleen! Always nice to see teh ovver (nawt seckund) kafleen!
duz dis b deh pearalel uniberse? Iz der beeing a
warp in deh space/time kontinumum? Iz 1 uv u deh
gud kafleen adn 1 uv u deh ebil kafleen?
Mai mind iz bogguld @ deh posibillitteez.
Kafleen
Kafleen
Wich iz witch?
dat, mai deer cweenmj, is fer us to kno and eberyone else to wonder in feet!
or feer. Whatebber.
“wonder in feet”
i don’t think i b habbing
wonderz in mai feetz.
Oh, well dat b makingz moar centz.
4 a minute oar 2 dere, I wuz thinking
I b habbing majicle feetz.
‘corse, if 1 uv u b a witch, I may b needing
majikle feetz 2 escaping ur ebil planz.
Too twoo. But from hoom will you be scaping? Hehehehe
But cweenmj, yoo awlwaiz can haz yur majikal bubblols!!
*Lukz arownd nervuslee.
Kafleenz not heer, iz she?
*twitch, twitch.
.
U b deh gud Kafleen, rite?
.
Deh ebil
Janet, if dere b ebil arownd, I’ll b taking
awl deh majiklez I can b getting.
I b habing a thot. I b thinking dat if dere
b deh ebil planz, dere can b deh gud
planz, 2. So I will b making deh gud plan.
.
In mai plan, I will . . .
(u didn’t b thinking I wud gibbing away
mai plan did u?)
Did u notis dat kafleen teh nawt furst sed
“from hoom”? Dat b deh gud grammarz.
Mebbe dat b deh hint dat she b deh
gud Kafleen. Ebil villinz don’t b using
deh gud grammarz, do dey? No, I didn’t
b thinking so.
Dere not bee no ebbil kafleens!
If u find ennee, I will hoof dem!
Did u noe dat teh name Kathleen means “pure?”
I tink teh meeneeng ub names bee interestin.
kabalarians.com
oops…dat was misleading. sry
*getz owt magafrying glass and lukz
*closelee @ the daffynishun.
.
It duzn’t b saying pure wut. Cud b
pure horsefevverz 4 awl I b noeing.
Ohhhhhh….I has looked up teh meeneeng ub cweenmj…an
it say ur name bee MUD!
Mai name BEEMud?
I dew not b surp rized. I hab awlwaiz
ben shinee adn sparklee.
Awwww…durn u….*shakes hoof* I WUZ gunna post DIS
funneh pikshur…
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Butt NOW…all I wunt to do is say AWWWW an hug u!!
{{{{teh shinee sparklee cweenmj}}}}}
Wutt teh heck. Check owt teh heelarriuss pikshur enneewai.
do I have to pull this car over and separate you two?!?!1
LOLz
She’s tuchin mee, ma!
guess not
Cheezluv <3<3
Is dat a rat’s tail in teh background?
U b noeing I lubz u 2.
{{{{{{{{Kafleen teh Dawn Key}}}}}}}}}
It b bedtime @ dis end uv deh intertuubez.
{{{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}}
foo.
nite, cweenmj an teh uddur kafleen….
Dawn Key.
!
Kafleen2! I clicked on ur link @ Twitter! U r so bootifull!
Oh, it makes mee so happee wen I can see teh picshurs ub teh
cheezfrens!!!
Aww fanks Kafleen1!!! I was jus playin round yer blog and yoo are teh bootigil as well!
Btw– one ob us is bein akused of bein teh ebil twinsie. Jus sew yew kno.
I ansurred dat alleegashun ubuv.
Yesh.
No ebbil Kafleens, so sirree!
Ise nawt noeing fer shir and nawt trine ter fynd owt but Ise guessin dat boff Kafleens gawt a liddle ebil streak that they only allows owt sumtimes. Too pure – nawt fun.
oooh Smammie, dat ar a bettar ideer!
Hey u ever uzd one ov dem magik-bullit blendery fings? Dem iz GRATE. SUCH WIN.
Teh peenakolladaz ar such teh awsum when u uze teh frozd pynappul insted of ice. O, it ar teh win of wins.
dose awl gud ideas 4 relaxin’ wif the Manfred Mann Earfs Band…..I hoeps taht kitteh can relax wif us…
den here’s a soff an kozy blankie for yew, smammie! itz bloo and has whyte floofy clowds onnit. you shuld snorgle up on teh cowch wif it and mebbe some hawt chawklit? we can add sum bayleez to it lyke elfi’s if you want
tuck tuck tuck
pour pour pour
oh…. i is teh sillee…. yew shuld keep teh blankee, but ai will majically switch ur coco wif the umbrellie dwink!
*sillee kafleen teh nawt donkee*
O hay, um, I popz in sum Kwin Da Ezkimo, k?
“ebberybody gonna jumpz 4 joy”
Grate choiz Elfi!
{{{Juzt red yur blog.}}}
*sigh*
Mebbe dis ‘hard part’ wheel bii az EZ fur yew az teh Oh Sew Impossumablee hard hoemwurk qweztshun.
{{An if yew get teh blooz, yew noe whar wii ar. ♥ᴥ♥ }}
Yiss, Elfi, so sorree 2 rede yer nooz on yer blog- I bin wondrin hao u wer doin. U take care ub u & at leest moobing will be obber and u cans be wif hubbee for teh hugs!
*taeks teh hawt chawklit wif Bailey’s innit*
See — aiz halping agin!
teehee… sew halpful tew take teh hot choco wif bailey’s offa mai hands! Yew is a gibber indeed!!!
wudz u lieks 2B oh-fishy-eel taste-tester 2 teh Qween ub Colada? cuudz b berry impor.. pretiggy.. beeg thyme job
thanx, sew muchly! eye tole mai bestest buddie 2 take long weakend wif musical frenz, eye b fien, stayz hoom, phil fud bowlz… only bin 5 hourz n eye missin’s alreddy nawt 2 groan-up atoll, speshully 4 mah age. Snorgle teh bloo blankie moar….
teh lonely is teh werst!!!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!
{{{Smammie}}}
Iz okay—wee awl goes thru dat. An sum ob us iz grone-upz foar teh LAWNG tiem!
An we’s all heer wif you Dear Smam
Fer Ceiling Cat’s sake!! Locking doorknobs do NOT cawst that much!!!!
…Or did they intend to start that awkward conversation every parent seems to dread?
dat would be teh awkward!!
I ‘member talkin to mai 2 cuzins and the one cuzin had decided that hher parents had only ever had teh secks twice– teh secks dat concieved her and her brudder. Her brudder, on teh udder hand, was confident dat he an his seester were the results of Immacoolate Konseptshun.
I shares ur dismay.
Iz 2 yung to c dat!
Wii wuz tryin to kawl yew fer 15 minnitz, but yew wuz tew bizzee texting yer frendz — sew nao weez eetin yer cheezburgerz!!!
Wut didyoo fink wii wuz dooin?
*laughing* Oh, yes, Nightshade… that’s exactly what happened….
Hao wuz teh janetix test, Elfi? Hao ar yew & KB doin todai?
Janetix test wuz gud. I problee bombd teh multypul choys but I did the Restriction Enzyme Problum PERFECTLY .
So, I got at least 17.5% on the test.
Me an’ teh Kibbls is good. We went walkies and wandered from patch-of-grass to patch-of-grass…. then came in and snuggled on the couch ’til KB looked very much like he was gonna barf and he was NOT gonna stop snuggling….
LOL
–Elfi
Bai teh way — kafleentehnawtfirst (nawt teh donkee Kafleen) haz a lolcat on teh voting pajez!!! Itz “Catserole.”
Jus thot awl teh cheezpeepz shud noe dat.
heheheh!! Fanks, nightshayde!! I din eben know dat yet! Coolies!
KAFLEEN2!! It’s allreddee gotz 354 VOTEZ! An it’s dated TODAY!
*Donkee jumps up an down wiff teh buggee eyed eggsitements!!*
OH, I hope it gets on heer! I will bee so happy!!!
O, mah Garsh. Wen I wented too vote, I saw ur name and clicked on it and saw
all ur UDDUR capshuns, too! And wun ub dem wuz wun I saw yesterday dat
I thot wuz so funnee I called mom to look at it! The Weight Watcher wun! I lub all ur stuff!
Fanks kafleen1!! Xcept, doze are mai favorites, I jus favorite some of mai lolz so I has qwik acksess to dem. Some of dem I din mean to favrit tho… Nawt sure where dey camed from. Teh weight watchers one isn’t mine, but is deffinitly teh funny. I emailed it to mai roommate/bestest frend!
I’d like to stai an play, but I need teh ZZZs. Night, awl!
Nitee-nite KTNF! Thankz fer playing!!
Ai votid!!
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eye voeted, bud it wontz lets mii du mor tehn 1 bergur, nebber 5. Wotz eye du rong?
You not do nuffink rong, smammie!!! Mus be teh weirdpress…. pruduckt of teh basement cat!!!
u iz hi-lite da 5 burgur an clik there?
yup… awl hi-lited n sayin’5, bud onlee maekin teh wun. sewz eye jus refresh n maek smore
See — itz teh stoopy werdpretzel!
*stompz foofy paws*
How u noes it only du wun burger? Izn’t teh cownt hau menny peepz haz voted, not hau muches dey voted? Nd teh averuj of der votez showz on da burger skale?
Dat’s wun moar fing dey shud telz us. ai nebbur node if 1 wuz bettur oar 5 wuz . liek “1 tu 10, 10 being teh best” oar # 1 iz # one.
Wel, sun goze daown pritty sune naow nd old man iz “warez mai supper?’
OH!1 Five!!! Awlways Five!! NEVER giv teh wun burger unless yoo reelee reelee don’t like sumthing!!!
an too dat comment, I gibs…elebbuntee millyun cheezburgas.
Iz u klickin on teh far-rite-hand-sied burger? Datz hao yew haz to do it. If yer oanlee klickin on teh lef-hand-sied burger, yer doin it rong. If yer klickin on teh 5th burger & nawt teh 1st burger, den stoopy werdpretzel is doin it rong.
I has sillee IRL kwestion… any of teh cheezpeeps be using twitter.com? is mai new toy and ai lookin for mor frends to follow!
Whut haz been seen — cannotz be UNSEEN!!!
Kitteh has PTSD:
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Knocking benefits both parties.
der makin lol kittens
Watchin anime an playin video games… momcat just beet yer highskore.
but mom! Dad! itz mai wii! ai botted it wif MAI allowenss!
This does not represent my cats’ reactions. They are indifferent to the point of hopping up on the bed and attempting to curl up for a nap. Until they get shooed away, that is.
Speshul time
Plz to stay owt
Kthxshoo
Oh no eye tink eye needs new eyes!
Shauk adn haurror: Noes, noes, can nawt be troo!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tihs bees kitteh’s reeakshun wen her finded aowt taht dere chainging her nyse gushyfud tu driey catfuud;)
Poor kitteh! Traumatized for life!
scary……….
OMG! Mai retnaz wuz burnd out! Iz traumatizd!
thats sad that poor kitten was scared to death
omg. lol