Comments on: i dont getz it

By: liamhascheezburger

liamhascheezburger — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:41:29 +0000

No i is a guy

By: Coannon

Coannon — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:24:05 +0000

I dont ether

By: mysterious

mysterious — Sun, 11 May 2008 23:41:14 +0000

O Rly? Ah well, no point in worrying about it then, eh?

By: Amdax

Amdax — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:56:41 +0000

Ahhh! Itz b so funny! I b lolzin’! Aww…it maks mah face smile. 8)

By: dj dedd

dj dedd — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:31:04 +0000

@brickmann

shuld read coments furst…

By: dj dedd

dj dedd — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:30:02 +0000

Looks lyk cover for Pet Shop Boys’ “Actually”
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UD7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

By: idans4yoo

idans4yoo — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:25:31 +0000

dun worry, mysterious n kyoot kitteh, waz nawt a funny joke.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:35:28 +0000

Kitteh Komedee Klub: Featureing Kitteh Guise Huymour !!!!!!!!

Tihs kitteh cupple bees onna dayte;

Boi kitteh, ov coarse, laffin hiz hed aowf at teh show;

Gurl kitteh boarded, boarded, boarded; (finks: “Wye cudn’t weez goe aowt tu dynner? Las tiem Ai goes aowt wif tihs gui”.!!!!!!!!!!)

By: Brickmann

Brickmann — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:52:14 +0000

Reminds me of the cover to The Pet Shop Boys’s album Actually.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:07:04 +0000

Corsica Kewl! I would luv to see Corsica an Sardinia. Too many places to see nawt enuff tyme er muney to see dem.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:14:27 +0000

yr right…I got sum Rocky & Bullwinkle VHS tapes!

(teh Muppets r also great with teh adult joaks)

By: teenie

teenie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:09:31 +0000

dis iz a verree nyce po-em, Jak. Ai fink Ai sed bfor, Ai likez haow ur po-em kittehz referz 2 dere hyoomin az “Prittee Wun”. Iz just teh kind uv sweetniss dat ken bryten up a sad-or-boring day.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:58:41 +0000

Dey wuz called “go-aheads” becuz yoo sposedly cooden go backwardz in dem or dey wood come rite off yoor feets.

Didden always happin dat way, but it maid a nice storey!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:28:48 +0000

Adn teh kyoot liddel splotches in da korner ub himz eyezez!! Lukz like himz
ben playing wif mommeez make upz. Sweet liddle baybee.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:28:15 +0000

Dat sownds teh familiar—i wuz groanupp kwite a wyle befoar ai undehstood awl teh stuff inn Rocky an Bullwinkle!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:23:50 +0000

Awl togedder, nao—STOOPY WERDPRESS!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:22:04 +0000

Yeah an mah mama called flip-flops “go-aheads”. Ai nebber did unnerstan taht wun, butt ai herd sumwun elts sai tehy memembered taht frum layte 50′s ealee 60′s.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:18:19 +0000

Are yoo singin oar wut? My memree erozhun, let me sho yoo it! Coz it seemz tew mee yoo wuz wunob teh hoard ob altosingerz wee has heer?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:05:05 +0000

Innocent Young Kitteh
no yet gets grownup jokes
snuk into kidz show

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:59:10 +0000

I rilly lubs da liddle dents kitteh. Da duh wut xpreshun of catsturnashun. Iz verree kyoot.

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:55:32 +0000

Dey wurr thongs winn I wuz growin upp too (not so verree lawng ago) owt heer in Kalifforneeya. Dey dint beekum undrwher until mebbe last 15 yeers? So I sumtyez still getz kunfyuzd wen peepl tok abowt thongs at first; I dun no witch dey tokking bowt. I haz to waitz fur kontext.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:51:17 +0000

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:51:12 +0000

Ooooh dat sownds ossim!

Ai R going to Corsica in Joon, furr a 3-week mewsik kamp. Ai canna wayt eevver!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:49:49 +0000

LOL!!! Meh Momkitteh kallz teh “flip flops” “thongs” also. It kin get confyoozulaytin.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:48:02 +0000

You are making me so hungry!!!

By: luvscatsVA

luvscatsVA — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:44:53 +0000

Snerk! ai has skeery vushual…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:36:08 +0000

Oh London – ai so agree wif yoo. NEBBER in mai leif have ai seen enething so spetakular az teh Winter Olympics.

Teh Downhill Snoboard Race, teh Ice Hockee Gayme – an teh spendiferous Kitteh Ice Dansing (soooooo prittee!!!), and then Igor awn teh skee Jump – off into Spayce!!

Purrhaps gibbocat an Phillipe will entertain us again soon wif something ekwalee spekatkular. We can awnlee hope!

An teh presentashuns ov teh “Fur Vezts frum Lazst” – ebreewun wanted wun.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:27:58 +0000

Seberal yaers bak I wus gittin drest fer teh day ob werk, twill pants, flannel shirt, & werk boots. Esther sed “yo should git some thongs” An I thinx: no I done fink so, I has spent most ob muh lyfe keepin fings outa der so I’se nawt about to change. So I say “No, honey, I don’t fink so”. She say “they are bery comfy and low maint”. I say “das OK, Ise too old to be changing orientashun at dis poynt, I yam comfortable wif wut I gots.” She say “OK, but you done know wut yer missin, I luvs myne”. I say ‘I’ll stick wif the titey whyteys” She say “HUH?” I say “Ise happy wiff muh 8 dollar a three-pack cotton breefs”
Esther say “WUT You tawking bout?” I say “I done want no Thongs! Thanx”. She say “Ise talkin about dese step-in slippers made ob rubber, you know, beach shoes”. Silly Esther calls ‘Flip Flops’ – Thongs – silly Sol finks his wyfe wants his fat butt in peekaboo undershorts. We larfed.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:13:04 +0000

Ise goin after the dipthong pryze, I’se a dip an I luks dam gud in a thong.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:10:30 +0000

Esther is takin me on a cruise of teh Ionian, Adriatic and Agean seas this fall. I canna wayt.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:07:36 +0000

absolutely roit, brus-ketta. It means grilled bread. It has very liddle to do wiff wuts on top uv de pred. De biggest differents between bruschetta and crostini is dat bruschetta is served warm and crostini is served room temp.

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:02:34 +0000

Fanks Jack!

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By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:58:56 +0000

LOLZ! @@@@@@@@@@

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:57:36 +0000

N dat wuld be “bru-sketta”, nawt “bru-shetta”, right Sol? (Oar so tehy lerned mii in Poppi, a smawl town neer Firenze.)

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:23:52 +0000

Beeg Kitteh tellz
a joak: “How mennee Hewminz
itz taykz 2 emptee

T3h Liddurr Bawkz?”… “WUN!…
Owrz Prittee Wun!” Gurl Kitteh
feenkz Prittee Wun shoodz

Fyndz a mate! Dat wayz
dayr beez 2 andz Liddurr Bawkz
empteed awffunnurr!

Jack.

By: KT

KT — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:58:41 +0000

naww, iz fun to watch heem strugl.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:27:02 +0000

So neways, Florentine snaks would inklude Arroncine, and crispelle, and assorted bruschetta, and crostini an spiedini an oh my, ise got muhseff salivating so I kant type anymoah. GUD FOOD! Fanx fer remindin me.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:22:19 +0000

we unnerstans the differments between snakes and snacks madam-oy-sell green shoes, but wut has me cornfused is the florentine, wcih usualy mean ‘wiff spinach’ Esther an I luvs the Florence (altho its crawlin wiff tourists wyle Bologna – the culinary heart of Italy- is just a short train ryde away). Yum florentine, spinach (we sautes it wiff a liddle olib oyl and wun clove of garlix, YUM) but not wun of our misc critters will had anyfing to do wiff it.

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:21:53 +0000

Oh, sillee fing. It went ober sted ub undur yur kweshun.

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:21:32 +0000

it be aloha time, hawaii.
the 3 am pic on ICHC is 9am Eastern.

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:20:27 +0000

Plz tu luk at last pikshur fredz. tymez wuz disgust in dee taylez. Oar, breefly,(nawt da wunz awlredy being wawrn) da post tiem semes tu be Hawaii tiem, so Pussifik tiem iz 3 howrz latur nd Eestren tiem iz 6 howrz latur.

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:14:48 +0000

Ennybuddy wantz tu boro 1950′s stile white laicee hat nd Irish laice glubz? oar da silkee undeez fur afturz?

By: London

London — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:13:10 +0000

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:07:31 +0000

Well, here is some award categore-y idears:

Most Spectacular Crash
Miss Congeniality
Best Dressed
Best Undressed (YNG not eligible)
Best Costume
Most Valyoobul Playah
Playa Wif teh Most Valyoobuls (see LCB for trophy)
Largest Home-Grown Vegetable, Real or Imaginary
Most Creative Use of a Dipththong Written Directly on teh Screen

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:02:56 +0000

Moastlee nobuddy getz hurt wif dis kined ub sprotz. Fur me getting up dat urly hurtz but dat’z awl. Akshulee ai hab a clas tu go so wil just hab tu ketchup wen ai cumz hoam. Spektater sprotz ar moar mai stile ennywaiz.

By: London

London — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:02:04 +0000

Silent comideez…sum getz it sum dunt.

By: Demoncat53

Demoncat53 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:58:28 +0000

wut IZ ICHC tymez? I luksat postes n deh tymestampz don mach my puterz?

By: mysterious

mysterious — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:57:32 +0000

I will has Mount Saint Helens, and teh Boxur-Briefz

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:56:25 +0000

cud be snaikz nd ai heerd dey taistz leik chikn but wuznt wut Ai akshul hab in mined. jus da crakurz oar dat kined ub fing wif taistee stuff ona tawpz. I fink mai nefyew akshul eeted da rattulsnaik nd hab da skin tu maik belt oar hatband. he huntz da wiled peegz wif bo n arowz nd eetz it. ai nawt rely liekz killing da aminalz but fink iz moar sportzmenlee dan uz gunz nd just goze shutez ennyfingz dat moovez leik sum peepz duz

By: mysterious

mysterious — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:55:21 +0000

wuld u purrrrrhaps be talking of meh?