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These kittehs always sit behine me at teh moovie theater.
Congaratz, LCB, see u at teh racez!
Iz we tu bizzy tu sillybrate lcb’s Nawt secund? Must bez abowt tiem fur chonklit martoony ware she libz. nd sum snakz ala Florentine?
Whooo hoooo an waytago LCB!!! Where doo yoo go to teh moovies??? Ai think we must be in teh same theater!!!
AND - chankilit martoonee tiem? It’s certainlee taht teim in Meeshigun - though since wee ar in teh sayme tiem zone, I’ll bet she’d laik sum too!!
Snakez??? ala Florentine??? Ummmmm - duzzit tayste laik chikken?
cud be snaikz nd ai heerd dey taistz leik chikn but wuznt wut Ai akshul hab in mined. jus da crakurz oar dat kined ub fing wif taistee stuff ona tawpz. I fink mai nefyew akshul eeted da rattulsnaik nd hab da skin tu maik belt oar hatband. he huntz da wiled peegz wif bo n arowz nd eetz it. ai nawt rely liekz killing da aminalz but fink iz moar sportzmenlee dan uz gunz nd just goze shutez ennyfingz dat moovez leik sum peepz duz
we unnerstans the differments between snakes and snacks madam-oy-sell green shoes, but wut has me cornfused is the florentine, wcih usualy mean ‘wiff spinach’ Esther an I luvs the Florence (altho its crawlin wiff tourists wyle Bologna - the culinary heart of Italy- is just a short train ryde away). Yum florentine, spinach (we sautes it wiff a liddle olib oyl and wun clove of garlix, YUM) but not wun of our misc critters will had anyfing to do wiff it.
So neways, Florentine snaks would inklude Arroncine, and crispelle, and assorted bruschetta, and crostini an spiedini an oh my, ise got muhseff salivating so I kant type anymoah. GUD FOOD! Fanx fer remindin me.
N dat wuld be “bru-sketta”, nawt “bru-shetta”, right Sol? (Oar so tehy lerned mii in Poppi, a smawl town neer Firenze.)
absolutely roit, brus-ketta. It means grilled bread. It has very liddle to do wiff wuts on top uv de pred. De biggest differents between bruschetta and crostini is dat bruschetta is served warm and crostini is served room temp.
Esther is takin me on a cruise of teh Ionian, Adriatic and Agean seas this fall. I canna wayt.
Ooooh dat sownds ossim!
Ai R going to Corsica in Joon, furr a 3-week mewsik kamp. Ai canna wayt eevver!
Are yoo singin oar wut? My memree erozhun, let me sho yoo it! Coz it seemz tew mee yoo wuz wunob teh hoard ob altosingerz wee has heer?
Corsica Kewl! I would luv to see Corsica an Sardinia. Too many places to see nawt enuff tyme er muney to see dem.
You are making me so hungry!!!
dun worry, kitteh, I don’t either.
dun worry, mysterious n kyoot kitteh, waz nawt a funny joke.
O Rly? Ah well, no point in worrying about it then, eh?
but ai smells it!
brush yr teef kitteh!
leeza, 2 caeks r dun *mopz brow*. See if maiybeh LCB will do teh speshul awardz? Or mysterious?
Whut u want awards for? Miss Congeniality and that sort of thing?
ai haz to leeve til tomorrow now, but hoap everrything will come 2gethur, ai will try to get heer earlie tomorroe to see if ennything else needz doin!
C U at the Racez!
wuld u purrrrrhaps be talking of meh?
Well, here is some award categore-y idears:
Most Spectacular Crash
Miss Congeniality
Best Dressed
Best Undressed (YNG not eligible)
Best Costume
Most Valyoobul Playah
Playa Wif teh Most Valyoobuls (see LCB for trophy)
Largest Home-Grown Vegetable, Real or Imaginary
Most Creative Use of a Dipththong Written Directly on teh Screen
Ennybuddy wantz tu boro 1950’s stile white laicee hat nd Irish laice glubz? oar da silkee undeez fur afturz?
LOLZ! @@@@@@@@@@
Ise goin after the dipthong pryze, I’se a dip an I luks dam gud in a thong.
Seberal yaers bak I wus gittin drest fer teh day ob werk, twill pants, flannel shirt, & werk boots. Esther sed “yo should git some thongs” An I thinx: no I done fink so, I has spent most ob muh lyfe keepin fings outa der so I’se nawt about to change. So I say “No, honey, I don’t fink so”. She say “they are bery comfy and low maint”. I say “das OK, Ise too old to be changing orientashun at dis poynt, I yam comfortable wif wut I gots.” She say “OK, but you done know wut yer missin, I luvs myne”. I say ‘I’ll stick wif the titey whyteys” She say “HUH?” I say “Ise happy wiff muh 8 dollar a three-pack cotton breefs”
Esther say “WUT You tawking bout?” I say “I done want no Thongs! Thanx”. She say “Ise talkin about dese step-in slippers made ob rubber, you know, beach shoes”. Silly Esther calls ‘Flip Flops’ - Thongs - silly Sol finks his wyfe wants his fat butt in peekaboo undershorts. We larfed.
Snerk! ai has skeery vushual…
LOL!!! Meh Momkitteh kallz teh “flip flops” “thongs” also. It kin get confyoozulaytin.
Dey wurr thongs winn I wuz growin upp too (not so verree lawng ago) owt heer in Kalifforneeya. Dey dint beekum undrwher until mebbe last 15 yeers? So I sumtyez still getz kunfyuzd wen peepl tok abowt thongs at first; I dun no witch dey tokking bowt. I haz to waitz fur kontext.
Yeah an mah mama called flip-flops “go-aheads”. Ai nebber did unnerstan taht wun, butt ai herd sumwun elts sai tehy memembered taht frum layte 50’s ealee 60’s.
Dey wuz called “go-aheads” becuz yoo sposedly cooden go backwardz in dem or dey wood come rite off yoor feets.
Didden always happin dat way, but it maid a nice storey!
Laddeez an gennulmunz, plz to haz ur induljens fer a anownsment:
*Towne Crier Mode On*
Hear Ye Hear Ye One and all!!!
The honor and pleasure of your company is requested at Friday’s 3:00 am ICHC time lolpic. There will be a race in honor of the birthday braid. Lolnascar, SarahD, and OldLurker are teh prestigious guests. Chose your mount and jockey carefully, and may the best kitteh win!
*Towne Crier Mode Off*
Ok. I choose Mount McKinley and briefs.
LOlz!
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MUWAHAHAHA!!! Taht’s a GUD wun, LCB!!! Ai will laff at dat awl ebbening!
ER- A sekkund nouns ment plzthx-
Fur those uv u who don’t think the thrill uv a ICHC race is wurth gettin up at 5 am for… wut’s the problem?
JK!!!! Wut I reelly want to sai is.. u west coasters can feel free to haz ur oan race at the ICHC time 9 am picksur! So if wun uf u wants to start organizzing, u can haz a race too… plus ennywun who haz, um Dr appts or wutever, an haz to miss the nawt sekkund race cud be in the sekkund race… just so no wun if left owt!
I will has Mount Saint Helens, and teh Boxur-Briefz
Plz tu luk at last pikshur fredz. tymez wuz disgust in dee taylez. Oar, breefly,(nawt da wunz awlredy being wawrn) da post tiem semes tu be Hawaii tiem, so Pussifik tiem iz 3 howrz latur nd Eestren tiem iz 6 howrz latur.
wut IZ ICHC tymez? I luksat postes n deh tymestampz don mach my puterz?
it be aloha time, hawaii.
the 3 am pic on ICHC is 9am Eastern.
Oh, sillee fing. It went ober sted ub undur yur kweshun.
Awl togedder, nao—STOOPY WERDPRESS!
Wuz tinkin uf barn stormin sum awardz fer de race but ai tink ai killed de threadz. Mebbe nawt best iders but de race iz suun…..Yez?
Ennee ideyahz iz gud! Ai haz to go, moar cake in teh oven, *sighs dramatically, mops brow daintily* kthxbai awl!
Wuz trien tuz figger xackly wut tipe is de racez? De runnin on de pawz, or de carz, mebbee acshun wif te typy puter? Pleez tuz letz mii no, k.
Weell - wehn yoo geta rite down twit its acshun wif teh typy puter. See - um - teh wun today at 3 AM fur how it gotted started.
We awl lion up at ar pyooters - an az soon az teh 3AM (ICHC tiem) pikshur is up - away we go! Shud bee quite eggsciting to see hoo can akshullee bee nawt second - an tehn teh also rans!!!
Of corse, enewun just shawting “furst” oar enething cloase to taht will be automaticallee disqualified.
Fanks fer da replai…..Iz wus lukin an tinkin wut cud cumz after de winter olympicz. Diz shud bii de bestest race ebber. De olympics wuz de cool tuz.
Moastlee nobuddy getz hurt wif dis kined ub sprotz. Fur me getting up dat urly hurtz but dat’z awl. Akshulee ai hab a clas tu go so wil just hab tu ketchup wen ai cumz hoam. Spektater sprotz ar moar mai stile ennywaiz.
Oh London - ai so agree wif yoo. NEBBER in mai leif have ai seen enething so spetakular az teh Winter Olympics.
Teh Downhill Snoboard Race, teh Ice Hockee Gayme - an teh spendiferous Kitteh Ice Dansing (soooooo prittee!!!), and then Igor awn teh skee Jump - off into Spayce!!
Purrhaps gibbocat an Phillipe will entertain us again soon wif something ekwalee spekatkular. We can awnlee hope!
An teh presentashuns ov teh “Fur Vezts frum Lazst” - ebreewun wanted wun.
I ’spose yoo had 2 bee ther??
ps..
Thank yoo cheez frenz for da fun and laffs here 2 menne moar
Happy LOL Day turns One!
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jus leik guy in mah class! alweys wit da, ‘i dun get it’
Sew du u splain et? Vareashun iz da kii heer.
naww, iz fun to watch heem strugl.
Dad.
Dad!
Kloze yer mowf! Yer embarussin meeee!!!
Dey luk to me lyk married kittehs watchin a ‘chick flick’, Hubby yawning and wyfe focused lyk a lazer.
Silent comideez…sum getz it sum dunt.