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hold on a minit, I getz the dooh
Concatulations 2kittehs and a Maus, on your dubble nawt-secund!
hmmm… celebrashun? My sad frum last post is makin my brain not haf any ideas fur yu.
I ar habing sum choclit cake that Janet offured, wud U like some
choclit helps when I has a sad..
{{{Minnaloushe}}} I hope U feelz bedderer soon
Yes, fansk! I wud luv sum chawklit caek!
But Minnaloushe – nawt bee sad. Teh kitteh WUZ a little sad – at 2:59 AM. But tehn we awl arribed wif mountainz an horses an hyooj chawklit caeks an sham pain an bloons an majicul carpets an candulz an squillee whipped creem an lotsa happeee peepl jumpin up an dawn – an bai 3:01 taht wuz wun happee liddle kitteh.
So nao yoo kin bee happee, too!!1
oh… yeah… ob course!
wii allz caem to de partie, it wuz a surprize! An kitteh wuz so happee, and we had caek and prezents, and much happinezz…
fanks fur remindin me JCH4K! I no longer haz a sad
Mai kittehz wudda tookd one luuk at dat whol sceen, an goed hied unner bed an peed.
yoo kiddin? AI wuddu tookd wun luk at dat holl seen and heid unner bed an peed. An ai nawt a kitteh!
mai kitteh (ho-kay- gascat’s kitteh) wuda hurd da door go ding dong n den he beiz hiddin in da middle ub bed unda da cover…. himz finks himz imbizibile dat wai, nawt realizen himz makin huge kitteh unda da cobers!
momcat
yoo kiddin? AI wuddu tookd wun luk at dat holl seen and heid unner bed an peed. An ai nawt a kitteh!
(comment moobed.)
Yay – two_kitthz – top ov teh taupe!!!
An Maus – cloass enuf fur anodder grate TY!!!
An teh TY Boo Teek ar open. An teh 30 foot chawklit caeks are stil there! Wif the squirrlee whippee creem!!
Lunch – enewun??/
I just finished mah lunch, so choclit cake for dessert sous gud
can I haz coffee 2?
fanks Janet, and Minna
Wai shur – *splish splash splish* *steem* Hmmm – nice hawt coffee – fur yoo.
Creem an shugar?
ai’ll hav sum too wif yoo. ai’m a bit tyred from awl the eggcitmint! Luk!! Ai’ve stil got mai grin bloon!!
Tied it to mai rist, ai did!!
Shudnt a grin bloon 2 b lukking like
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Cuppa koffee heer, 2, pls. wif deh creme & shugger.
*takes steemee cup in bof handz.
*inhalez deeplee.
AAaaaahhhh.
*sipz.
MMMMmmmmmm.
Fankz.
Wai yes!! Yoo gotted wun too, ai see.
An *sip sip sip* when we’re dun wif teh cawfee, kin wee go ride Petunia? ai han’t been awn a horse sinse ai wuz 18!!!
But ai thini itz liek riding a bicycle.
I hoping iz bedder than riding bycycle. Bycycle seet b
berry uncumfertble.
LOL!! So trooo!!! but yoo kin get teh moar comfee wuns fur sum extry munniez!!
As a perfeshunal by-sy-klit, Ai has two tings to sai to yu: jell saddul and padded nikkers (green furree wuns, if yu lyk!)
OMG Ambercat… I nawt purrfexhunil, an’ I iz varee floffy elfi, but teh jel-padid saddul an’ teh paddid zpandexy shorts iz axtreem need. Ai not a zpandex kinna gurl, but iz troo, yu has to has dem.
Oh no; Ai’s nawt a spandex-shaypd kitteh eeder – tehse R nikkers to go UNNER yur odder cloes; discreet cumfert; Ai has it!
I will haz creem and shugah both
fanks
that ar sum gud coffeh
fanks Janet!
i’s bin livin in feer of dis moment…will teh kittes be opening teh cans next? will i be kittehless? alone and abandoned? blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
teh plight of de cat ladee…
wyol der am kanowpnerz der am steel hoep!!
Doan cwy!!!
heah. Haf teh floofy blankee
an teh choklit martoonie wif sprinkulz.
eye noe wii awl libz in feer ov teh dai dat teh kittehz abandunz der slayvz.
but 4 teh momint N joi teh pheelin ov happiniz wen yew cher teh nommin tiem az teh sownd ov teh kanowpnur mex mewzik in teh kittichen.
eez teh cheezbrgr d libbree!!!
nommm nommm!
Y kitteh haz hole all way thru n we sees doar steada kitteh bak?
Oposable fumbs. I has dem…
In Soviet Russia, door opens YOU!
And with that semi-BingLol, I must bid you all “adieu”. Hittin’ the road for the weekend. TTFN!
*sadlee waving bye-bye.
*Maus gone.
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*but weekend heer!
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I think him lefting Petunia heer.
Petunia iz heer!??? Oh, cweenmj – Petunia iz beeg enuf – we cud ride dubble. where doo yoo want to go??
*gets deh mounting block.
*putz step ladder on top uv it.
*removez deh racing saddul.
*Putz deh western saddul on Petunia.
*climbz up onto Petunia.
*reaches down and gibbingz Janet a hand up.
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Wow!! Dese Clydesdalez sure am big!!
*mj & Janetz feetzez stikking out, not hanging down,
*cuz Petuniaz bak iz so wide.
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Giddyup!!
*Petunia walks sedately up deh hill so janet & mj can b
*seeing awl uv cheezland.
OooooHHH!! Lukkit taht beeg mountain ober there. We shur can see gud frum way up heer.
OH mai!! LUK!! It’s lbc -awn hur mountain. An she’s cumin ar wai. Kinda slolee tho.
an lluk – taht cyoot liddle town ober ther. I think it’z where we lib at ICHC.
I can eben see deh Nawtee Barn. Oh, deres dBeeker Lab
And teh Pi stall adn teh Ty-booteek. Teh Tea-8er shur
lukz nise. Adn ober dere iz deh reprodukshun uv
teh Albert Hawl Gibbo is billding.
*Clapz handz in glee.
Dis so fine. I wishing ebery1 cud b seeing it like wii dew.
*frum down in teh valley*
hey- HOO is taht way up tehre on that mowntain?? oh is Janet and Cweenie! U guyz luk so kyoot up there!
If you practiss, maybee u can make it to teh rodeeyo! And rodeyoo menz are almoast as win as teh fyremenz!
I wud flote up in one of Cween’s bubbuls but it’s tiem for me to go, so by-by til Mondai!
**waves wif both handz**
*Janet & mj waving!
Hab a gud weekend!!1!!
Dis b deh Lippazan trained horse, letz see wut it
can dew.
*presses bof neez in2 Petunia.
*Petunia shakingz her hed to say: OK
*Den berry graysfullee:
*Levade*
*Courbette*
*Capriole*
*Croupade*
Whooo hoooo!!!! Taht wuz Funn!!! Mai IRL self haz to go awt nao – but ai wud reelee liek it if ar ICHC selvez cud just keep awn riding like thiz. Grate fun – an so soothing fur teh spriit!!
An maybee wee can doo thoz Spanish Riding Skool mooves again!! an ai think lcb’s gotten a bit cloaser. *happee sigh*
Oh dat wuz fun!!! Do u supposing teh roadeeo
boiz wud let us dewing dat at teh roadeeo?
*wispurrz: I think teh bullriderz b eggstra cyoot.
Bye byyyeeeee!! *waves pimento hankee*
An fast yoo ar!
U still canna ohpen fud canz kitteh!
that’s what U think
I has evolved
be afraid be bery afraid
Oh hai Tribble! How beez U
Ohai two_kittehs. Concatz on ur top spot!
Eye iz phine tu dai tank u. How beez U?
Mah new shooz pinch meh, but odder than that I ar gud.
Hopes U haz a great Caturday and weekendz
This same ting ai think- mebbe wif new lectrik opener kitteh can- hooman beddah watch bak!!
I takes ober teh world nao!
well that and teh can openur.
Nah. Hoomans still useful. Make laps, Buy foodz. Good servants.
o wi hoomans perty gud 4 cleenin aout teh litter baukses … payn teh rent … admiring teh dorabl kittehs … remuvin goobs frmo ur ais … battlin teh fleasens … chagnin teh lait bulbz … did eye menshun bout teh litter baukses?
Glad ai steel haz sum usies..dun wan kittehs to leevs..
Ai uused tu wunder haow owr kittehs gawt aowt wen teh doar wuz cloased!!
Soe heer iz teh eveedince!!
Tehy duz prittee guud wifaowt posable fumbs.
(Jes hoep wen teh burguler nokks tehy doan lettum inna howse!!!11!!!)
mah kittehs are gud at opening doors,
they is always thotfully coming in to say ohai
when I ar in the bathroom
Mine tu. Tehy r laik, “ohai – what yu doin? yu need help?”
Sumtimses, i havs 3 kittehs n goggie n baffrum wif me!
Purrhapz that is deir way of saying that they lubz U
mai 1 bebe, frisco, bangs dor opn all teh way! eye no iz her 4 shurz, not udder 1s. she alwais needa wadder turny on.
minez tinks if ize theer ize got boff handz free for petz kittehs-no can shut door- much catterwalin!
iz tru! hanz r free, nottin to do but petz kittehs!
mi-mi openz door awl da wai two! ifnz I tryz ta close himz out, den banete banete bang on da door until I openz. Den himz demandez fresh wada in da goggies wadder bowl….
useually da googie cumz in behindz da kitteh- eberybuddi beri curious bout whut Iz doin….
momcat
Dis awwredy happen at mai haus. Kittehs keep me 4 amuzment perposes.
ah, but kitteh, yu kannot open awl teh dors- teh rownd nobbed wuns r still owt uv yer reech! cors, ai kant open those wuns neither…
Wun ob mai 3floofies can open teh round doorknobs! It takes herz sum tiem but she kan do it. Teh udder 2floofies kan’t do it adn prolly doant cair tu learn.
Theyz tu gud fur learnin n-e ting new unless itz new flavurs
weiz had ‘meezer kitteh, himz cud openz ani door himz wanted…. parentkittehz had to lockz da bedroom dor fur privatcy!
wuz kool to watch him atz work- wud jump up n swing hole bodi back n forth untilz da door cam open!
himz awlso openz da slidde doors bai stickin himz pawz unda da door n pullin- nawt bad fur a clawless kitteh!
momcat
Wii had a ginjurkat whut cud open teh rownd-nobbed wuns. Cud alsew taek teh kurlurs owt ob Gramma’s hair. Himz went ober teh Rainbow Brij menny yeerz ago — wii still miss him.
um so i dun added commin, an nao is gon.
i has teh feelin, tho, dat it will repeer as soon as i leev dis commint.
i gess dat’s juss hao cpyooters wurk.
Pizza’s here!
Win!
kitteh rite chek fur peeza dood?
paiz bai debbit crd.
teh lawng nommmmmbur awn teh frunt ov teh crd, nach!
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hoo ebber hurd ov teh peeza gai tekkin chex??!! srsly!!
okayyy well mebbe not.
well, teh jist ov mai dispeerd commint was
dat yoo gies shuld all wach dis if yoo has not alreddy.
is hilaryus!!!
ZOMGZ!!! Dat ar varee teh AWSUM!!!
Mah Tuxie cat used to stand by teh door an say, “OWT. ME OWT NAOW. OWT! PROWLNOW!!” Verreh gud Inglish.
My Meezer Simon akshully DOES open rownd doornobs. And bites screens thru also. Den when hes nawtily gottun owt he wants me to let him bak in!
Kitteh still need heumonz.
Kitteh no has teh key to get back in!
Sheyla? whi did u lock that doar??? Sheylan opun ze doar! i apologize for i said!!!
When they’ve figured out can openers, then we can worry.
Hay!! who shutted dis door? Ai openz it riight nao k everbody?
Still can’t use can opener, or open those big metal drums that hold dry food in them (though they can rip through a paper bag full of food lickity-split).
Ah, but thair iz stehl kan opuhnur and miil survuhr and snorgler needud
Hullo cheezfrens! A friend of mine sent me this YouTube funni abowt two engineers explaining cats. It is grate, and I wanted tu pass it along. Without the http://, the URL is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
Cheezfrens,
I tried tu post a link, but I think teh moderators dun like the protocol and the tri-dubs. This is a YouTube of two engineers explaining cats. Especially the cat yodeling is head-splortingly chucklicious!
So put the h t t p : / / and then w w w in front of this URL
youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
oops, now it is there. Oh! I bet the moderators check the links before they let the comments with links be posted.
***bumbumbumbum***omminous viola moosic…..
“candy gram”…..
“twik r tweet”…..
“jehosephat’s witlesses…”
oh, noes, yur dat clebber shark, Ai noes it…..
ZOMG!!
***bumbumbumbum…….fade to black******
Nah, anyone with a functioning brain can see that the deadbolt is thrown. That cat isn’t going anywhere.
As usual, you are all mad, MAD I tell you!
funkshunin brane? You must be inna rong place,
er maybe its de ryte place, but the rong time…
Kitteh haz ivolved thumbz…RUN~!!
h…how can you people talk like that… I have a hard time writing a couple sentences in lolspeak.. let alone full paragraphs… i’z skerred….
cute pic though
oh hai- don wuri kyttie- lolspeak iz jus sortza phometic- jus tak wurd n turnz itz inta iz phometic furm….. u writz itz da wai u sez itz helpz ta fink lik a liddle kidamao- or beez slitli offcenterz especial ed teacha lik meiz!
ps- ifnz u cantz fink ub a wai two lolz a wurd- I jus addez “z”s two it!
oh- awlso iz nawt necessamary- uz kan tawk “nermel” ifnz u wantz two!
momcat
OMG I has a frend hoos kitteh opens teh doors.
Here da vid of him: youtube.com/watch?v=CZmx_cH9tHg
Is doarbill? Guy wif peetzuh?
…U gibs twunny buks. I start eetin.
Ai doan fink kittehs wil ebber leev us, ebben iyf tehy divehlopes posable fumbs;
Tehy lieks tu muches havin us aroun fussin oaver tehm; hoo wud gibb dem snorgles, kisseees, hedbonks, tummee rubbs, adn peyttyng???;
Weez bees saife; tehy’s gunna stai adn purrmit us tu fuss oaver tehm
Not troo. Kittehs haz no use for hoomans wen dey kin uz cn opner.
i love his little chubby butt and how his tail is curled up! Precious…
(sorry, don’t know how to lolspeak yet…)
Dawrin kitteh is smartur den dog
This kitty is cute.