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ther appeers 2 b a price on mai hed
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An itz tew cheep!
G’day and Congratulayshuns for nawt-sekkond, Altosinger!
This be pikshur of the dreaded outlaw, Chiquita Desperado!
Dis ootlaw mai be in ur haus rite noaw, luk at dose carpats! Dey mebbe urs! Caerful, ees loaded wif pointee endz
Luks laik a garaj sale to mee!!!
Yay!!! altosinger – up tehre in teh lyric colortura spot!!!
Shud we hav a COME AS YOO ARE BREAKFAST (oar afternoon brayk fur the TTI ers) Partee?
Ai’ll start – if taht’s OK wif yoo.
Ai’m drisst fur a chanj!!!1 Wearing black pants and a pink blowse wif short sleeves. No shoos, tho. Ai sumtiems laik to go bearfooted in teh haus. Unless it’z too cold.
An it’s rayning an cold heer in Meeshigun, so ai’ll be starting thingz off wif an nice pot ov coffee (miilk, creem, demarara shugar oar splenda) an sum nice hole grayn buttered toast wif blakraspberry jellee!
I’m up early to be dragged off by my huzband to a seminar at hiz job about transferring to locashuns!!!!!!!!! (No wants!)
Taht wud bee teh wunnerfull—ai wuz awake—membered ai had teh dreded fankyou noet tew rite, an then—ai was AWAKE. No sleep! Sew ai checkeded inn heer,an gawt wut ai NEBBER speckted tew see–a NAWT SECOND!!! Ai wud laik teh hole-weet toest and blakberri preeserbs, if taht’s okay wif you…an den ai has tew go bak tew beddybai foar moar sleepz. Talk tew yoo when itz lite owt—{{{JCH4K}}} !!!!
mornin, JCH4K! Iz nawt yet raynink awn teh eest side ov teh state, but teh skai lukks liek it mite anee minutt.
Yay altosinger!!! Con catz awn yur insomnia-ins-pie-red nawt sekund!
I’z stil in mai jammies – shorts an a t-shirt. mai big crocs slippurs are awn mai feets. Wun ov teh kittehs iz decoratin me bai sittin awn mai chest.
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I’z stiking to teh hawt choklit (kawffee – DO NOT WANT, no madder hao gud iz supposed to be), an a couppla eggies, skrambulled.
iz having grrl scowt cookies and three cuppa coffees…so far. mai brekfast iz taystee and…erm…just taystee.
i can has a boks ov thin mints in teh fridge – ennywun wants? Coffee’s strawng an hawt…
In da Fingery Laykes, da sun iz shinin n da leebz on da treez
iz eben bigger dan dey were yestiidy! Spring iz being GIDDY.
I b waring sawft ol jenz n short sleeb fayded chambray shirt
wit embroidry. Feetx bare.
I offerz fluffy nomelette, wid onyuns, pepperz,
pine nutz, grana padana cheezy, and a dash ov
hot n spicy morrocan sauce fur garnish.
Happy noms!
gray kitteh purty- ai’ll take tew! Caramel coffee wif whippe cream for nawt sekund, altosinger?
Oooo. Nummie! Ai traied tew get bak tew slepe, butt ai laid daon an teh hed stawrted akin. Pooh. (And again she said, “Pooh!” And the small kangaroo in her pouch said, “Pooh, too!” Can you say “free association? I knew you could!)
That’s an insultingly low price for a pretty kitty like that.
dontz worrie kitteh, as soon as hitman sees joo, he will snorgle you insteadz!
unless is hitgoggie….
Now where’s mah shave and haircut?
AND tew bitz. AND tew bitz!!!
Dont worree kitteh. Curly will outbid Jud…
The days he’s in the dell,
We’ll give out a different smell
Because poor Jud is underneath the ground
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(apologeeses iffn dis gibs anee wun an eerwurm)
Noe apawlojees nesse—nece—needed! Ai wuz hoapin sumwun wood katch taht!
Butt itz “daysies.”
Yup. Daises.
He looks like he’s asleep,
It’s a shame that he won’t keep
But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice…
Pore Jud.
Pooooooorrrrrree Jud.
My Hi Skool musical memorees, let me show u them!
But dis not “High School Musical”. It’s “Oklahoma!”…
oh u noes wut I meen!
I was (sadly) the sherriff’s wyfe.
Sadly b/c… the sherriff haz 2 left feetsez, and so we didn’t get to do teh barn danse. Maybee I’ll do it nao.
OHHHHHHH…. teh farmur and teh cowboi shud be frends…!
1 man likes 2 push a plow, teh other likes 2 chase a cow,
but dats no reezun why…..
… why they cain’t be friends.
Territory folks should stick together,
Territory folks should all be pals.
Cowboys dance with farmer’s daughters,
Farmers dance with the ranchers’ gals…
MAI favrit sawng!!1 *sigh* so prittee!
Laurey
:
Out of my dreams and into your arms
I long to fly
I will come as evening comes
to woo a waiting sky
Out of my dreams and into the hush
Of fallin’ shadows
When the mist is low
And stars are breakin’ through
Then out of my dreams I’ll go
Into a dream with you…
Out of my dreams and into your arms
I long to fly
I will come as evening comes
*To woo a waiting* sky
Out of my dreams and into the hush
Of fallin’ shadows
When the mist is low
And stars are breakin’ through
Then out of my dreams I’ll go
Into a dream with you…
trivia alert!
the guy that played Curlee’s dream dancer b/c a big soap star later on…I think it was on One Life To Live. Funny how people start out one way and end up another…
we return to owr moosic nao. *ahem*
THE CORM IS AS HI AS AN ELOLPHANTS EEEEEEEYYYEEEEE….
An it luks liek itz climin kleer up tew teh skyyyyyyyy—
Oh, wut a bewtifull Moooarnin’,
Oh, wut a bewtifull dai—–
Ai gawt a bewtifull feeeeelin—
Ebbryfin’s goin mah waaaay!
His fingernails hab nevr bin so kleen!
ai fink yew gets it frum Tony teh barber
.. or u could goes to sweeny todds.. plac i herd its a hoot
I’ll tak a dollers worth !!
Ai b agreein…wehn ai seed dis kitteh, ai be sayin, “SOLD!”
Tag sale kitteh turnd owt to be wurth $50,000 but we no selz.
hitman will hug u, sweeze u n call u jorge
!
Oh Noes! It’s the ‘Two Bit Kit’ the badest qat in these here parts! Down Mexico way they call him ‘El Gato Loco’. Hyde yer wimmen an childers and fer Gawds sake don’t nobudy use a can opener.
I will lick your face fur a kwarter
[sings] Wanted…dead or alive….[/sings]
there b a reason why dey call it CATerwauling…
lolar
batterees nawt inclooded
shop
ai kan tail by teh picksels
Ai doan know—yoo can see taht teh furr bee skwished bai teh liddle taggie. An even iff it iz—hoo carez?
Wen Ai furst seed tihs pikshure Ai thot:
“Peeps taht fink tihs bees fotoshaupped, lien up tu teh left adn doan puush!!!”
Shoppin for kitteh’s … dis kitteh is worth mor den a kawter!.. i says million bucks. cuteah kitteh
I does dis 2 mah kittehs, puts liddel stickers that Uz findz on fruits
on deir headses, i tink dey luks cute, but they dose not agreez wid meh
Eye bettah watch owt or eye bee swimmin wit da fishiez instead uff nomming dem!
O hai Tribble, howz is Uz dis mornin
fanks fur yesturdayz parteh
it were a lot of fun!
Hopefully your kidlet is doing much bettah..
Ohai two_kittehs. Eye sorri eye had tu leeve ur partay yesserdai. Huzzband gotted hoam an needed puter. Kidlet izz bak at skewl tudai. Heez much bettah. Tank u fur askin.
heya i tottally agree
awwww lookit! mad earz!!! sumtimes wen mai kitteh has mad earz i sais ‘no kitteh, you can has happee earz!’ and push teh liddel earz foward. She not liek dat!
I don fink it’s rilly mad eers – I fink he’s listenin to somewun behine him. No bownty hunters gonna be sneekin up on this bebeh.
Sumtiems wen Ai wautch owr tuxie kitteh wen her be jes sittin dere, lystenyng foar sumfin, iyt luuks liek her eers ar rotatyng, kynda liek radar. Luuks funneh!!!
dat does luk funnee!
mebbe ur rite, mebbe jus lis-nin earz. mai kitteh iz veree expressiv wif her earz so i assums der prissee liek mine! ((smile))
Can y’all imagine furr a moment, anuddur wurld wiff no furry frens, juss peepuls runnin
all ovur it, an not verreh soshullee adept peepuls eedur, so dey not verreh good at makin teh frens an gettin teh hugs furr demselves, an dey cum an visit dis planet sumhow an see dat dere are ANIMULLS…frens sent down by CC to be owr unconditional
frens wiffout jujment..(well,…goggies moar dan teh smarteekats butt u catch mah drift, LOL!)
Can u imagine dere shock and deelite? Yu wud nebbur get dem off teh furreh petses…gibs mee a littul teer thinkin bowt it….
Awwwwww.
Gess weez rlly luckee tu can has awl owr animule frends; tehy cheerz us up soe veree muches adn maikes us laff adn hav funses!!!!11!!!
(||0|) (||0|) (||0|) (||0|) (||0|) <—-Five cheezburgerz 4 u Kafleen
U probyde sutsh a gud perspektib.
We shud be teh gratefulz 4 owr lolcats (n cheezfrenz, 2!)
Yay for Feelionophiliac!! Kafleen iz indeed a moast wondrous purrrson!
an yur cheezburgerz ar also a thing ov great byootee!!
Twenny-fyv centz??2?? Iz dat awl? Ai thowt ai wud eezalee beez wurth a dollur.
♫ Dun Goez to bed
wif a pries on ur hed
(dun do it!)♫
(an keep ur eye on teh sparo, so’s u can nom it laetur)
–ok, i’ve officially gone and shown my age…damn
Hmmmmm “Baretta” ABC. 1975 – 1978.
Tehy letted yoo watch this wehn yoo were nawt but a baybeee????
yep, frum aej foar to aej sicks (76-78)
ah wuz bornd when teh Trikee Niksun was runnink foar reulexshun
(we can has peachmint again, plz?)
taht last numbr am sebunty -aet )
Awwww – Teh Crapture!!! Yoo ar about teh sayme aj az mai deer niece Jennifur! To mee, yoo ar nawt but a baybee kittheh!
ohai, um, wood yu takes a dime fur it? Noes? Yu cants du enny bedder? Twenny scents? ‘k. Heer.
kthnxbai!
twenny-faiv senss? Shud bii twenny-faiv MILLYUN BILLYUN DAWLUHS foar iich kitteh!
For those who don’t get it, A price on a head means that the person who has a price on his head is a bounty.
And for those who STILL don’t get it, it means someone will pay someone if he will kill the person who has a price on his head.
Wel, ummmm, gess weez seed enuff cauwboi mooveez tu kynda geyt taht drift, Ai fink, liek Steve McQueen iyn teh anshent teevee serees:
“Wanted, Dead or Alive”; oar teh “Bounty Hunter”;
(Ai heareed bowt dese lawng-agoe showz frum soem rlly awld relahtieves!)
Ai furgawt awlsoe bowt taht “Mad Dog” guie hoo wuz inna newz recentlee;
him wuz a reel bountee hunnter az wel…
ill take that ofr