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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kitteh ponders the origins of Universe
Concatulations two-kittehs and nightshayde on yer two-who tye! Wuts will you be habbing fer the drink and dans?
Who??
I has a sujjeshun. Wen you see too (oar free, oar fore) posts all at the same nawt-sekund time before yu, y not put yur commentz as replys to the LAST wun in teh macramay. Taht way teh posts taht maek up teh macramay, oar braid, oar tye, stay togedder at teh top uv teh commentz, and evrywun kan see teh times.
Bye now, js wiv Dejameu an me, an whoever is posting at saem tiem as I is, nightshayde is awreddy pushed down so it is hard to see she wuz in a tie. An Billy is even furver down.
Let’s kiip teh macramays up at teh tawp so evvrybuddy can see.
sownz gud tu me, Abby, but du we noze haow tu du it? Fink it wud be rely gud if we hab strukshunz wen we startz heer bowt haow tu maik ingz werk, haow tu du smiliez, abatarz nd wutawl. Sum peepz semez tu awlredy noze deze but Ai bin heer 5 wekez nd stil gotz lawt tu lurn.
Wud depend on furst poster hoo notissed taht he or she wuz next after the nawt-sekund group. Uzully taht poster duz notiss, caws hims com– cmple — makes speshul conga-rat-shue-lacings to furvest-from-lasters. Hims or hers wud jus hav to ‘member to put conga-rats after last member of makramay ’stead of top wun.
Ohai abbycat an gma, I fink dis gud idya, too. Wii kan awl juss post under teh lass won, like abbycat says (like, post under “reply to this comment” only under teh bottom one of the tye/braid/etc).
But. Whut wii doo wen wii runz owta ruum?
Gma, I bib u teh list ob smiley’s dat summbuddy kinelee gibbed to me a couple weeks ago. Heer goez (first I duz teh smiley, and tehn I duz teh keystrokes wif a plus sign between em, k?):
: + ), no space between
: + D ditto
: + ( dotto
: + o dont gonna sai ditto enny moar
8 + capital letter o
: + ?
8 + )
: + x
: + P
:l : + l
; + )
: + lol + :
: + oops + :
: + cry + :
: + evil + :
: + twisted + :
: + roll + :
♫ & + # + 9 + 8 + 3 + 5 + ;
Dis gettin loooong….
Shoot, they were supposed to be in a column. Hope it makes sense!
Or the easy way… (even not in lolspeak :D)
Put your cursor over the desired smiley & a box *should* appear which tells you what to type in order to get that smiley.
At leest it werkz on mai ‘pyootur.
Werkz awn sum ub dem, fankz NS . Ai hab de smiley central nd rely leikz but it ownly werkz on de emayo.
Shur hoapz La Tidmum getz hur musheen fikz sune.
Oh hai gmawairsgreneshuz!!! What??? 5 weekz awnlee??? Seemz liek much longer - but az eeech pikchur iz - fur mee - like wun day, tehn 5 weekz wud bee - *mutterz - doin math in hed* 5 dayz x 7 dz p/wk =35 daz p/wk x 5 wks = 1755 divided bai 7 =
25 weekz in ICHC time! maybee????
Math iz nawt mai frend.
Waht ai wuz reellee saying iz - D Marie - hoo hazn’t been well laytlee, haz a lot ov infomrmashuns awn her blog site. Ai will trai to find teh link fur yoo.
Oar - enebuddee got it rite handee? Feel free to chaim in!!
Fankz so mush, Zf, Ai hab moast bai naow but rely did want teh myewzix stil. ai wil rite daown ona papur nd taip ona shlef soz ai kin se it. Enny buddeez noze hartz nd flowrz? fur send luffz? maibbez teh {{{{}}}} ar gud enuf. Ai finely fownd yestdy. rite heer oana keebord. Dortur just emayoz “haowz cheezfrenz biz? ” she gabe me linkee nd leikz but hab tu akshul werk at hur jawb. Semez liek sum ub us can du bofe at saim tiem. Ai’m so lukee Ai can jus plai awl de tiem. Tu getz owld iz pleh, but iz a fyew fingz gud leik dat. &+#+9+8+3+5+; Traiz sum myewsik heer.
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oteh, nawt werkz dis tiem tu du teh myewsikz . Wil trai sum moar.
otai, fink nawt spoze tu type de + b twenez. :blush:
*wispurrs* It’s : oops :
yis, nedez sum praktis. Ai nawt eeben no hoo iz marie d yet but if she hab da gud stuffz Ai be happy tu luk at. Fankz, Jch4
Traiz it agen. we se.
I’se sorry to be so nawt inclusive but I have stifled muhseff abowt the Nawt sekkund ties fer awyle. The top post is the nawt sekkund, the other posts that myte had the same tyme stamp but come after, are sekkund or third or forf. The only truly nawt sekkund is the tawp one, IMO. Dis myte nawt be reel lyfe but its nawt tee ball eever - the top wun is the winner - blue ribbon - udders get red or white ribbons. I spose if dat seems two draconian den we could ax the burgers to add the Seconds to the time stamp so it would have HH:MM:SS format witch wud make it pawsible to noes fur shir who camed in foist (usually the wun on tawp).
Dat sownz lojikul tu me but den we nawt hab awl the bradez nd makrameyz wich iz fun in demselfz. Uzual Ai nawt fink ub ennyfing gud tu sai n e wai.
SolnEsther!!! Nao yoo ar maeking mee reelee mad. Pleez go bak to “Frank” awn the 18th ov april. Ai left yoo a messaj tehre, but ai donut think yoo can hav seen it. Ai won’t repeet it heer.
But yoo ar maiking teh SAYME MISTAKE!!!! WE knoe taht teh akchual “nawt second” is teh wun in teh tawp spot!!! But wee hav decideded taht it iz way moar fun to hav teh TYs! Becuz wifout teh TYs, teh TY Boo Teek wud nawt bee, and we LURVES teg TY Boo Teek. It iz teh moast wundrous plaice - and maeks us awl happee!!!
PLEEZ pay moar tenshun to WAI thingz ar teh way they ar around heer!
An - az a purrsonal favor, ai wud ask yoo too leeve yur sexchual innuendoez at the doar wehn yoo com int. Taht wuz such a sweet an funnee thing running wif lolcatburlar an teh fyremen - but yoo awlmoast rooned it, cuz yoo go too far.
Sorree - but ai had to speek.
RITE!!! An nao we haz teh braidz an makrames - an teh Py Stawl. Awl kindz fun things - but wee needz teh TYs to doo it!!!
Pleez trai to beleeve taht we ar awl reelee reeleel smart - an we DOOO knoe waht we ar doing!!!
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
(i’s jus sayin)
Hai hero Nedz!!1
The troof will set yoo free!!!
Cuz taht’z NAWT innuendo!!!
or out u window
{{{{Nedz}}}} Yoo ar so full ov teh cyoot tonite!!!
Yay Janet!!! U so rite. Adn if I may –
Wii cumz heer 4 deh fun adn deh playingz.
Logic adn realitee get twisted adn played wif heer.
Wii b growing ower toyz heer. Teh ty-booteek adn teh
Pi stall r awl places 4 us 2 b playing. If u doan’t b liking dem,
u can skipping over dem and lukking at teh ozzer posts.
Dere b awl sortz uv commints 4 awl sortz ov peepz.
Tihs diskushun wuz peepz wanting ebbery1 2 b able to
seeing deh clevernesses uv ebbery1 hoo lukked at teh
“No Comments” screen adn managed 2 fiting deh braynez
freeze adn be witty. They r not concerned about about hoo
wuz furst. They wuz concerned about recognizing adn
silly brating awl teh clebernesses. It wuz a thotful adn kind
desire 2 share deh joi and happinesses.
*sigh* Beautimuslee sayed, cweenmj.
Ai liked it awl - but speshullee this:
Logic adn realitee get twisted adn played wif heer.
Wii b growing ower toyz heer. Teh ty-booteek adn teh
Pi stall r awl places 4 us 2 b playing.
This is just SOOOO waht we ar doing heer. An waht maeks it so speshul.
Fanks DejaMew!
Nighty shade why doesn’t you select the drink and danse
since we has a tie for not furst.
Sry bin gon fur sew lawng…. aiz akchully trineta get werk dun at werk.
Ai fink “Who Are You?” by “The Who” would be approa… aprop… kerrekt fer dis pikchur…. an mebbe vanilla martoonie fer me if yew wud be so kind.
Hao bowt yew, two_kittehs?
…befour nomming deh Hoo’s entyr yuniverse…
oo, I misses teh votin burgers!@@@@@
Oooooo!!! So doo ai!!! Thiz is pyoor TORCHUR!!!
HELLOOOOOOoooooooo!!!! Grate Burgerz in teh SKYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeee!!!!
Pleez to be telling us wehn we ar getting teh voating burgerz bak!!!
We’re DYING down heer!! HAAAALLLLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!
“News from cheezburger” said this about teh burgers, on April 8, 2008 at 10:25 pm:
>>>I think a fix is less than 2 weeks away. I would love to have them back if they didn’t cause peoples browsers to crash. The problem was worse than we thought. We’re working hard tho. Kittehs are keeping us awake until we fixors them. :P<<<
Its bin MOAR tahn tu weeks!
Wen will wii get sum burgrs bak???
Dis subjet an manee others cuvrd in lolcat bible. (srsly).
Iz it Sindee Loo Hoo (who’s no moar dan two)?
:D:D
an maek shur thay doo nawt bump into eech odder. Won’t werk if they ar tuching.
Irish kitty looks for four-leaf clovers.
Oh sowee, I did not realize Uz tied for the not secund place too.
Concats!
Yay, Billy!
Drinkandans?
Whooo’s there?
I can heer yu, but not see yu. Are yoo from Whoville?
Heer who?!?
a burgrz a burgr no matter how small.
And I’m gonna eet ‘em
an I sees dem too
can yoo heer dem? i tink i can. it iz da anoying squeaky noiz dat sounds liek a bajillion mice crawlin up a chalkbord. ben heerin it all day!
Horton is grate! Horton hatches teh egg is even bedder taht hears a who. Mai brudder has red it so menny times to nefew taht he duznt need buuk enny moar. jus lets nefew luuk at buuk while he starts resiting. . . .
Sighed Maisy, a lazy bird hatching an egg,
I’m tired and I’m bored and I’ve kinks in my leg,
From sitting, just sitting here day after day
My husband and I are that way about most of Sandra Boynton’s books.
Ai luuvs teh Sandra Boynton’s buuks; weez ebben hav cawfee muggs ov hers caractures (haz dem bowt 20 yeers-mai favrits)!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!
Yesh! Ai bin thinkin fer daze taht HHTE is sew mush bedderer tahn HHAW, but win u men shun taht to peepz, they awl luuk at u teh funnih.
Yesh! Ai bin thinkin fer daze taht HHTE is sew mush bedderer tahn HHAW, but win u men shun taht to peepz IRL, they awl luuk at u teh funnih.
Tehy duz teh sayme fing wen yuu tels tehm taht yuu luuvs
“Alyse iyn Wunnerlaynd”!!!!!!
(Ai tries a new emoticon; hoep tihs wurks: iyf nawt, tehn pleez tu dysregaurd)
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Sorree: dint wurk; Ai tries wun moar tiem:
8 # 9 8 3 5 8+#+9+8+3+5; 8+#+9+8+3+5
Fail
:8#9835:
I ment whut I sed
An I sed whut I meny
an ellyfant’s faithful
wun hundred persent!
Hey luk! Dere’s a Who on furst bayse!
Who’s on, um, nawt second?
no no! whutz awn sekund!
oh weyt, yu sed NAWT second. Mai bad.
If yu likes de skit, yu gotta watch Sheik’s peer’s version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaGHVWKrcpQ&feature=related
Iz a bit long butt berry punny.