Wud depend on furst poster hoo notissed taht he or she wuz next after the nawt-sekund group. Uzully taht poster duz notiss, caws hims com– cmple — makes speshul conga-rat-shue-lacings to furvest-from-lasters. Hims or hers wud jus hav to ‘member to put conga-rats after last member of makramay ’stead of top wun.

Ohai abbycat an gma, I fink dis gud idya, too. Wii kan awl juss post under teh lass won, like abbycat says (like, post under “reply to this comment” only under teh bottom one of the tye/braid/etc).

But. Whut wii doo wen wii runz owta ruum?

Gma, I bib u teh list ob smiley’s dat summbuddy kinelee gibbed to me a couple weeks ago. Heer goez (first I duz teh smiley, and tehn I duz teh keystrokes wif a plus sign between em, k?): : + ), no space between : + D ditto : + ( dotto : + o dont gonna sai ditto enny moar 8 + capital letter o : + ? 8 + ) : + x : + P

:l : + l ; + ) : + lol + : : + oops + : : + cry + : : + evil + : : + twisted + : : + roll + :

♫ & + # + 9 + 8 + 3 + 5 + ;

Dis gettin loooong….

I’se sorry to be so nawt inclusive but I have stifled muhseff abowt the Nawt sekkund ties fer awyle. The top post is the nawt sekkund, the other posts that myte had the same tyme stamp but come after, are sekkund or third or forf. The only truly nawt sekkund is the tawp one, IMO. Dis myte nawt be reel lyfe but its nawt tee ball eever - the top wun is the winner - blue ribbon - udders get red or white ribbons. I spose if dat seems two draconian den we could ax the burgers to add the Seconds to the time stamp so it would have HH:MM:SS format witch wud make it pawsible to noes fur shir who camed in foist (usually the wun on tawp).

“News from cheezburger” said this about teh burgers, on April 8, 2008 at 10:25 pm:

>>>I think a fix is less than 2 weeks away. I would love to have them back if they didn’t cause peoples browsers to crash. The problem was worse than we thought. We’re working hard tho. Kittehs are keeping us awake until we fixors them. :P<<<

Its bin MOAR tahn tu weeks!
Wen will wii get sum burgrs bak???

Fail :8#9835: