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So… we meet at last

kitteh will nivver forgit da pain.

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  1. catzrme says:

    Poor kitteh meets his doom…..LOL!

    • MrsQ says:

      con catulashunz on ur not-sekund!
      … iz star wurz muzik teh dans toon?

    • nightshayde says:

      Ai finkz mebbe it iz skwirtboddul dat meetz itz doom.

    • zauberflote says:

      *Towne Crier Mode On*

      Hear Ye Hear Ye One and all!!!

      The honor and pleasure of your company is requested at Friday’s 3:00 am ICHC time lolpic. There will be a race in honor of the birthday braid. Lolnascar, SarahD, and OldLurker are teh prestigious guests. Chose your mount and jockey carefully, and may the best kitteh win!

      *Towne Crier Mode Off*

      • leeza-b says:

        I noes u haz lotz uf baeking to do ZF….
        But do u think we shud haz speshul prizez as well?

        • zauberflote says:

          Hmmmmmm. Mai majinaashun’s borked awn dat wun…..hmmmmmm. Iz habbin praktiss tyme fur cuttin/pastin fer rase entry ;)

          Beep beep beep beep Oh der goze teh timer fur anodder caek. Brb!

          • zauberflote says:

            Nawt dun yet. Speshull pryzez, hmmmmm. Ai lieks teh ideeyah, but Iz hazzing trubble wif teh concreetizashun. Will u be in charj?

            • leeza-b says:

              Hm. Well ai will be prettie bizzie wif the skwerrils but maybee we can find somwun to halp us.
              Ennywun? Wut do u think? Shud there be speshul prizez fur teh race?
              Meddals or Troffees maybee?

              • zauberflote says:

                Yah, skwerrilz taeks mush enerjee… Enneebuddee can halp?? Plz considr taekin on responsibilitee (whew), ennywun atawl! I fink Sol wud be gud at tihs!

                *Wanderz off callin “Sol! So-ol? Wer r u?”*

                • jehkeykat says:

                  Hey, I still gots tons ob sno. I be willing to express ship to anyone anywear. Be Gud prize I think, erth-freindly, biodegradable and renewable.

                  • leeza-b says:

                    cud u maybee maeks a eyce sculpture owt of sum of that sno?

                  • leeza-b says:

                    um, maybee a troffee shayped eyce skulpture?

                    • 4½ kittehs says:

                      leeza, u willl have to visit Odd-y-wah during Winterlewd in Febrooary. Wii habbing mannee mannee fantastikal eyce skulptures!

                      • leeza-b says:

                        That sownds like fun! Do u speek teh Fronsch up there?
                        I can parlez-vous, just enuf to be polite! I’ve alwais herd Montree-all wuz a grate plase to visit 2. Luks liek it’s rite next door!

                      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

                        I haz seen teh publisitee fer teh WinderLewd up in teh Oddaway – sumdai, I’z gonna git dere to see it awl. an nawt do mai usual – rememememeberink abowt 2 weaks affer it’z don

                      • jehkeykat says:

                        Sure, anything to get rid ob de piles an piles ob sno. BUTT I will no take responsibility fur sculpture after I sends it off. Any damage or heaven forbid, melting not to be mai fault, K? I will take picture so yu noes watt to expect wen yu opens box.

                        • leeza-b says:

                          So, how abowt we sends u sum of CweenMJ’s speshul majikul bubbuls? U can flote them down clymate controlled! Ai’m sure we will haz some beeyootimous icy skulptyure troaffees, we trust U jehkeykat!!

                      • leeza-b says:

                        werdlesspress is croosing fer a broosing todai!

                        I tried 2 reply befoar but it got eeted.
                        Ai alwayz wanted to see Montree-awl, luks liek Ottowa iz very close! Iz it very different or same as Montreawl? Do u needz to speek teh Fronsch there? I knoes a littul.. enuf to be polite, and orders teh restrawnt fuds!

                        • jehkeykat says:

                          Monreal, Ottawa, an Torana all bees berry close by each otter, inna triengle. Easy peasy to go one to t’otter. Eberywear dere is sumbody watt kin speaka de English, ot de Fronch, wateber yu prefur. Down East wear I cums frum wii speak both, at de same tyme. Iz berry confusing fur de unilingueals, is chus like a secret code. *hee, hee, ha*
                          I gotta go make sum trophies nao. Bai.

                        • 4½ Kittehs says:

                          Oh yah, teh fronglais! R U frum Noo Brownswick, jehkeykat?

                          Muntreeall adn Oddawah be berree different. Muntreeal iz more sofistiCATed; Oddawah be a govmint citee. Bof gud; bof cold in winturr! Aaachhh! Teh strai kitteh just spraid mii! Dat’s teh fanks ai getting furr letting hims in n feeding hims! Gud fing hii B adorabull (in hims own wai).

                          K, ai bak nao, after chanjing t-shirt. Leeza, ai wud lub to sho u arownd Oddawah adn/oar Muntreeal, anneetyme!! N u’d B berree welcum to stai at mai plaec.

                        • nightshayde says:

                          Wun ob dese daiz, ai mus get to teh Oddawah. I saw teh city website a while ago & it was fassinaytin! Luks liek a city I’d liek bery bery muchlee.

      • lolnascar says:

        Gentlepersons, start ur enjun :-D

      • nightshayde says:

        Plz to halp me wif wut mai be a dum kweschun — but what time is Friday 3:00am for doze ob us in the Westurn part ob teh US? Ai hazn’t bin abel to figyoor owt what tiem zone ICHC uses.
        Mah cunfyooshun – let me show u it. :???: :?: :???: :?:

        • 4½ kittehs says:

          Prolly 12 noon? Wut tiem izzit there naow?

          • 4½ kittehs says:

            Oops rong wai. :oops: Prolly 6 am.

            Mah cunfyooshun – let me show u it tew.

            • Werdycnan says:

              iz otae, 4.5! bai teh wae, hao awr yu? ai hoeps yur daughter iz dooin fyn?

              • 4½ kittehs says:

                ohai yung female sloof! Ai R purdy darn gud! N mai dodder is gud tew, speshully since her boifrend iz visiting untill Sundai. Hao R U? Hao R ur akademics going?

                Las niet her played a byoooootiful Nocturne by Showpain at her hi skuul barietee sho. Ai wuz wun prowd mamakitteh!!!

                • Werdycnan says:

                  ai iz dooin gud! iz awlmost teh end ov teh skool yeer, so ai get done reelly fast these daes. glad tew heer yur boff awr dooin gud. :D

                • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                  Lubz da Showpang mewsikz. Lolcal kultral newz ub limit intrest iz San Jose Opera Co. ends season with “The Magic Flute” wif genraly gud revuz. Iz hab da printz be Japanese, gibbing opera tuna tea fur ekzotic kostyumez and staij daycor.
                  Uvver lolcal newz iz hatching ub 4 peregrin falcons ona rufe ub city hawl. Clara, da mama nestid dere last yeer wif difrent mait. Fink nobudyz shur wut happen tu him. Dey uzuly mait fur lief. Dey hab Falcon Cam canz ennybudy sez it. Ai fownd it rownd abowt so if yu ar intrestd yu can google. Uzual nawt mush tu se b4 babbehz startz mubing arownd. :)

            • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

              Ai fink da 3 am iz 6am pusiffik tiem. Ai wil surtinly nawt be up bai den. anyfing is fun b4 mawning iz moar fun aftur sun cumz up.

          • nightshayde says:

            It’s just before 1:30pm PDT.
            An itz tiem fur mah lunchingz. :D

            • nightshayde says:

              So — ICHC is on Hawaii time? Why are they on Hawaii time if they’re based in Seattle? Aiz sew confuzzled!!! :neutral:

              • The Cheezes usedta libs in teh Hawaii. I missed it when they moved, but now they is in teh Seattle. Mabye teh server stayed behind.

                I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t tell me when they was mooving. I coulda helped them wif their valyoobuls.

              • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                ai wuz aslo cumfused but ai fink wut lcb iz saing iz wut ai hurd sum tiem alawng de wai. Doan noze wai dey nawt telz us anyfing, even wen aksez. :?:

            • leeza-b says:

              Um, so.
              If ur IRL time is 3 hrs later than ICHC time, 6 am wud be rite.. I think!

              • nightshayde says:

                Deres nowai in Haydeez dat Iz gonna be awaek at 6am, muchless be on teh compyootur. Noe raycen fur meh. Iz ok – ai wuz neber bery fast at ennyfing xcept tests in skool. Ai kin wandurr to teh post-rayce fesstibitties wen ai getz to werk.

        • gascat says:

          az neer az weiz can figgur- ICHC tyme beez Hawaii tyme….

          momcat

  2. Maus says:

    Do not underestimate the power of The Wet Side…

    • leeza-b says:

      Fear leads to anger
      Anger leads to hate…..

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Whooo Hooo!! Yet anodder TY!!! Off to teh TY Boo Teek wif yoo boff.

      catzrme – Ummm – ai don’t know hoo yoo ar, so ai dont know waht yoo purrhaps want. Butt lotz of grate stuff – teh bobblol heddded kittehz ar reel cyoot. Oar a tiara? Or a TY?
      
      An Maus – shurlee yoo will need a noo TY! Purhaps thiz prittee bloo un wif teh small dark red Florentine – disines? It’z pyoor silk. But yoo knoe bedder tahn ai doo –
      Oh – did yoo see ai gibbed yoo bak yur byootimus hankee ov linnin wif teh purtee monogram – awl washed an inrned an smelling ov lilacs????

  3. salvo says:

    wat… anywy.. me first..

  4. maggsuverhoomun says:

    Kitteh plans revenge on hoomans buyz hiding skwirty buttle in bed

    • MrsQ says:

      oooooo… mah lil blak kitteh (lookx like dis one but fatter), she jus pees her wet revenge.

      I don need DAT in mah bed, tkyvm!

  5. snippet says:

    Ooooh, teh dreddid skwirtbotl. Yep, dat wun’s nown in owr hows.

    • leeza-b says:

      LOLZ
      In owrs.. itz teh watergun!
      Ackshully this kitteh luks a lot liek Thelma, but she haz teh long hairz. Rite alown wif the eye narrow. Thelma gotted so used to being skwirted.. she wud never run, just lukked at the water pistlol and narrowd her eyes, liek sayin, “go ahead.. make my dai!!”

    • Duffy says:

      Mah meezer, Simon, runs an hides wehn he sees a flie-swotter. I hav NEVUR swotted him or enny of teh other kittehs I hav shared livin spase wif. I suspec in his misteriyus yout sumbudy whakd him thus…posibly becuz teh skwirt bottul is not effectif on him xcept rite betyween his bloo eyes.

    • Minnaloushe says:

      i knoe yur spose to maek it do kitteh does not see de bottle, it spose to be invisbel anemone..

      but my kittehs knows it, and nao, wii only has to pick up de bottle, and de kittehs stop der bad activities… (at least, til wii look awai)

  6. Exlr8n says:

    Ai bin waytin to run inna yuu adn ur eebil brudder, can-o-peneez.

  7. *sputters, shakes wetness off fur*

    Hay, I axed for teh news, not teh weather!

    • leeza-b says:

      the news is at elebenty!

    • nightshayde says:

      Yew wer mist yesserdai, LCB. We wuz hopin ebberting wuz OK wif yew. Hao r yew & Esme todai?

      • Esme is teh ok. Hated collar is off and she’s leaving her butt alone so it doesn’t look all neon red like it did befoar.

        I still has a piece of pollen trying to push mah left eyeball outta mah head from behind. I got tough today and attacked it on 2 fronts wif eyedrops and extry-strength, watchout Drano inside nasal spray and so it feels a liddle better. But man, is weerd feeling like ur eyeball is bruised.

        Has I missed anything important and/or exciting here?

        • leeza-b says:

          Gud fer Esme!!

          Rite now we is all eggsited abowt teh race tomorroe. Zauberflote made a ‘offishul’ annouwnsemint up above. Hoap you can make teh race! There’s more abowt that on the 3 am thred.

          Oh yes, and we wuz considerring setting fyre to the NB fur awyle earlier, just cuz we wanted the fyremenz to visit us. But I think we threw sum cold watters on that idea, then then owrselves.

        • leeza-b says:

          grrz… dang WP! dis mai sekkund try.
          ahem.

          Gud fur Esme!

          We r awl exstied abowt the race tomorrow, There is an annownsement up above, but the sprowting uf that idea happent in the Pwer Nap thread this am.

          Oh, and we breeflee thot abowt setting fyre to the NB todai; just so teh fyrmenz wud has to come put it owt. But we threw cold watters on that idea, aftur we threw the cold watters on owrselfs.

          • Barn down teh nawty burn? Heaven forfend! I’m glad that cooler heds prevailed, even if it took splashing cold watters on teh heds to make them so.

            But u knoes… teh nawty barn has teh hay in it, rite? And teh iron teh YNG uses. So it might be a good idear if we invited teh firemans to do a safety inspeckshun and mabye give us a class on fire safety. I’m thinking teh class should meet daily for about 8 hours per day, 7 days a week for, o, I dunno… elebenty years?

            • leeza-b says:

              Dat sownds liek a verry gud idea!
              We can’t take enny chanses wif that iron.. and YNG, well he’s kyoot but he’s eesily disrackted.
              This wud be free rite? It is a publick serviss aftur all!

              But make sure the fyrmens know they HAZ to wear their uniformz… othurwise we looz teh tax riteoff.

        • nightshayde says:

          Der were duklingz steeling walletz, sew ai thot of teh LCB. Nawt bery eksite-ing, akchully. Jus were finking ob yew is awl.
          Ai hopez yer eye getz better soon. Is jennerul allerjikz wif sinus headake, or is rillee a renegade piece of pollen?
          Eever wai, duz nawt sownd liek teh fun. :sad:

        • Werdycnan says:

          glad tew heer Esme iz dooin otae. adn ai hoeps yu tryumff ovur teh eebil pollen grayn! ai misseded yu yessteedae adn am glad yur bak!

  8. DrTinyCatsApprentice says:

    Teh shoot out at teh ok korral

  9. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh sez her wil nebber ebber foargibb wature boddul sprayure fur hyoomyliashun wif las sprittzin baff;

    Her wil naow squooosh wature skwerter bye attakyng wif poyntee eynds adn chewying boddul wif her teefs untyl ded :cool: :e6:

  10. pegataur says:

    Dark Kitteh, we meet again for the first time for the last time. . .
    *look down, think about what I said* Yeah.

  11. jk says:

    I cans has chood hole innit

    • nightshayde says:

      One ob awr skwirtbodduls “mist-earee-uslee” develupped liddul fang-shayped hoels innit, thus renduring it nawt-waddur-tite. Aiz nawt shoor wich kitteh did teh deed — mai hab bin teemwerkz. Prolly nawt “Squeak” tho — himz nawt skerred ob teh waddurs. Himz yoosta walk ober & nuzzul teh skwirtboddul if we frettened him wiff it. For Squeak, trine tew use skwirtboddul as deterrunt nawt so effektiv akchully.

      • jehkeykat says:

        Mii two, I gotta Squeak hoo is no afraid of no squirt bott. Butt his archenemy is terrified so it wurks well to be estoping de fights. I lurves de big boi-kats, but dey is hi-maytenance.

        • leeza-b says:

          ai alwais haz girl kittehs.
          trust me… they r no picnic alla tyme eether!
          Drama kweens… and bof wanna rool teh house! LOL
          ai luvs my girlies.

          • jehkeykat says:

            Wii gots gurls an bois, 3 ob each, an yur rite, gurls are well aware ob being de kweens an are determined to rule witt a firm paw. Dainty 2K ladycats beat up de 10k tommies alla tyme, yu betcha.

            • nightshayde says:

              Wii haz 5 boikatz & 1 girlkat. Teh boiz iz all bery big (sum moar fluffeh dan akchully “big,” but wutebber) an teh girl is bery small (less dan 6 lbs, ai am shoor). One ob teh fluffeh (not sew big) boiz fansees himself teh Alpha male eben if teh other boiz doan awlwaiz agree. The girlkat wawkz upto him, smax him, an sez “yew mai be teh alfa mael, but AI iz teh Queen ub dis joynt.” Iz bery funnee akchully. Awl teh boikatz but one ar skerred ob deh girlkat. The udder boikat luvz to snuggl wif her an iz fien wif her beein in charj. Oar at leest he snugglz her wen heez nawt playin “Brokeback Kitteh Mountin” wif teh biggest boikat in teh house. :roll:

              • leeza-b says:

                oy! gotz a baaaad vishual now…..

                • nightshayde says:

                  Ai haz a pikchur ob dis — duz nawt luk as bad as it sowndz. Poor poor Spot (teh biggest boikat). Himz is teh lowest on teh kitteh hierarchy & the udder kittehs kinda pik on him a liddul. He ebenchully sez sumfing — an himz surrtenlee big enuf to defendz himself, but heez one ob teh sweetest kittehs eber. Hard tew diskribe, but himz haz an old soul — an extremely gentle old soul. Iz kitteh uv substance, dat one. ;)

            • 4½ Kittehs says:

              N ai thotted 4.5 kittehs wuz alot!

              • nightshayde says:

                Tekniklee, 4 are mah Momkitteh’s kittehs & 2 are mine. But Momkitteh moved in to taek caer ob teh hyoomin kitten (nao 4 yeers awld) so huzbin & ai doan hab tew pay munneez fur teh dai caer…. but yeah — six kittehs (esp wif 5 ob dem big boikatz) is a lot of kittehs. Huzbin keepz tryin to gib one or two awai wen weez nawt lookin. ;)
                (no – not REALLY – but himz wuz happee wif owr 2 kittehs)

  12. karen says:

    formurr prezident blackee taeks a lot uv flak by meeteeng wif “spraye” frum teh terrorrorrissts. juss tryeeng to nago…..negoec……talk it ovur to fynd peese.

  13. Duffy says:

    Dew not forsaik meh oh mah darlin, on dis our wettin’ day…

  14. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    no mister spritzie bottle, i espect u to die…

  15. SolnEsther says:

    After Elliot it seems dat alla der spritzers are gettin in trubba wif, um – er – Qats.

  16. Werdycnan says:

    ai willz emptee yus till yu kan no lawnger spray mee oar enny ov mai kind!

  17. London says:

    Did wii desid on ane awardz? Howz bowt de Golden Ratatouiooe. Dis iz prize posesion of de kitteh. Annotter wun culd be de silver spool wardz. Kittehz liak de spoolz tuz. En maibe de copper can of de gushi fuds. Jus sayin.

  18. London says:

    Iz der lief owt der? Wuz tinkin barn stormin on de awardz be gud.
    De PiDay wardz. De wiggle butz ward.

    • leeza-b says:

      ohai, du u meen fur tomorrow’s racez?
      we wuz talking bowt that up abov.
      We will haz sum icy skulptured troaffees, donutted by jehkeykat, but we can always yoos more awardzes!
      Expeshully if there is PI involved!

    • Duffy says:

      Teh wiggle butz award wuld be a cat-ass-trophy.

  19. D.R. says:

    I r not windo

    I no need Windex

  20. mugglemary says:

    k, so, my kitteh Zeeky figured out VEREE earlee on hoo wuz behine teh skwirty bottle, an bit me. i kant use it ennymore! hes wun smart kitteh.

  21. kafleen says:

    That’s hilarious!! I love this one! I’d love to see more funnies like this one! :lol:

  22. Awesome shots guys! Keep it rolling homies

  23. Pistach the brave says:

    Well, mai kitteh’s afrayd ov toi mais!!! Iz anibodi thinkig ov givig hur a skwurti bottel az birzdai preezent???

  24. dbuchmann says:

    That looks just like my cat Rufus…

  25. Travis says:

    Teh Battel To End ALL Battels!!

  26. chiclet says:

    basement cat meets his downfall.

  27. bluesfan473 says:

    testing… just testing

  28. bluesfan473 says:

    testing strike-over effect

  29. Supapug says:

    Nooo, basement cat! Its a trap!


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