The honor and pleasure of your company is requested at Friday’s 3:00 am ICHC time lolpic. There will be a race in honor of the birthday braid. Lolnascar, SarahD, and OldLurker are teh prestigious guests. Chose your mount and jockey carefully, and may the best kitteh win!
Hm. Well ai will be prettie bizzie wif the skwerrils but maybee we can find somwun to halp us.
Ennywun? Wut do u think? Shud there be speshul prizez fur teh race?
Meddals or Troffees maybee?
That sownds like fun! Do u speek teh Fronsch up there?
I can parlez-vous, just enuf to be polite! I’ve alwais herd Montree-all wuz a grate plase to visit 2. Luks liek it’s rite next door!
I haz seen teh publisitee fer teh WinderLewd up in teh Oddaway – sumdai, I’z gonna git dere to see it awl. an nawt do mai usual – rememememeberink abowt 2 weaks affer it’z don
Sure, anything to get rid ob de piles an piles ob sno. BUTT I will no take responsibility fur sculpture after I sends it off. Any damage or heaven forbid, melting not to be mai fault, K? I will take picture so yu noes watt to expect wen yu opens box.
So, how abowt we sends u sum of CweenMJ’s speshul majikul bubbuls? U can flote them down clymate controlled! Ai’m sure we will haz some beeyootimous icy skulptyure troaffees, we trust U jehkeykat!!
I tried 2 reply befoar but it got eeted.
Ai alwayz wanted to see Montree-awl, luks liek Ottowa iz very close! Iz it very different or same as Montreawl? Do u needz to speek teh Fronsch there? I knoes a littul.. enuf to be polite, and orders teh restrawnt fuds!
Monreal, Ottawa, an Torana all bees berry close by each otter, inna triengle. Easy peasy to go one to t’otter. Eberywear dere is sumbody watt kin speaka de English, ot de Fronch, wateber yu prefur. Down East wear I cums frum wii speak both, at de same tyme. Iz berry confusing fur de unilingueals, is chus like a secret code. *hee, hee, ha*
I gotta go make sum trophies nao. Bai.
Oh yah, teh fronglais! R U frum Noo Brownswick, jehkeykat?
Muntreeall adn Oddawah be berree different. Muntreeal iz more sofistiCATed; Oddawah be a govmint citee. Bof gud; bof cold in winturr! Aaachhh! Teh strai kitteh just spraid mii! Dat’s teh fanks ai getting furr letting hims in n feeding hims! Gud fing hii B adorabull (in hims own wai).
K, ai bak nao, after chanjing t-shirt. Leeza, ai wud lub to sho u arownd Oddawah adn/oar Muntreeal, anneetyme!! N u’d B berree welcum to stai at mai plaec.
Plz to halp me wif wut mai be a dum kweschun — but what time is Friday 3:00am for doze ob us in the Westurn part ob teh US? Ai hazn’t bin abel to figyoor owt what tiem zone ICHC uses.
Mah cunfyooshun – let me show u it.
ohai yung female sloof! Ai R purdy darn gud! N mai dodder is gud tew, speshully since her boifrend iz visiting untill Sundai. Hao R U? Hao R ur akademics going?
Las niet her played a byoooootiful Nocturne by Showpain at her hi skuul barietee sho. Ai wuz wun prowd mamakitteh!!!
Lubz da Showpang mewsikz. Lolcal kultral newz ub limit intrest iz San Jose Opera Co. ends season with “The Magic Flute” wif genraly gud revuz. Iz hab da printz be Japanese, gibbing opera tuna tea fur ekzotic kostyumez and staij daycor.
Uvver lolcal newz iz hatching ub 4 peregrin falcons ona rufe ub city hawl. Clara, da mama nestid dere last yeer wif difrent mait. Fink nobudyz shur wut happen tu him. Dey uzuly mait fur lief. Dey hab Falcon Cam canz ennybudy sez it. Ai fownd it rownd abowt so if yu ar intrestd yu can google. Uzual nawt mush tu se b4 babbehz startz mubing arownd.
Deres nowai in Haydeez dat Iz gonna be awaek at 6am, muchless be on teh compyootur. Noe raycen fur meh. Iz ok – ai wuz neber bery fast at ennyfing xcept tests in skool. Ai kin wandurr to teh post-rayce fesstibitties wen ai getz to werk.
Whooo Hooo!! Yet anodder TY!!! Off to teh TY Boo Teek wif yoo boff.
catzrme – Ummm – ai don’t know hoo yoo ar, so ai dont know waht yoo purrhaps want. Butt lotz of grate stuff – teh bobblol heddded kittehz ar reel cyoot. Oar a tiara? Or a TY?
An Maus – shurlee yoo will need a noo TY! Purhaps thiz prittee bloo un wif teh small dark red Florentine – disines? It’z pyoor silk. But yoo knoe bedder tahn ai doo –
Oh – did yoo see ai gibbed yoo bak yur byootimus hankee ov linnin wif teh purtee monogram – awl washed an inrned an smelling ov lilacs????
yer welcum. I b habbing deh endless supplize, so yew can b
habbing moar ennytime. Mebbe I shud letting Gibbocat habbing
dem to stock in deh ty-booteek?
O hai, ken Ai borro teh YNG fr teh weekend? Ai has lots uv irnin 2 do. Lotsa swishy skirtz en big puffy shirtz en krisp linnin vestz en stuf fr teh sho…en we gots 2 irn dem bfor ebry prforminse! YNG ken evin hab free tikkets iffen he wants dem.
(u add teh webbystuf letterz heer) westmichigansavoyards.org/Gondoliers/gondoliers.htm
MAUS!!! If awnlee ai cud stop laffing ai wud doo – sumthing!!! An yoo wud bee verreee sorree fur yur – impurrrrrtinance!!! Du freches Maeuslein!!! LOL!!
*ahem* Ai doo bleeve yoo gibbed it to mee as a pimento!! Az too yur – pankee – ai must denai ene knowlej ov waht EBBER it iz taht yoo cud PAWsiblee bee meening!
Salvo, wii teh cheezpeeps considerers it teh poor form to making nawt-sekkund commint meerlee furr teh sake ob habbing nawt-sekkund commint. Wii apreeshee8s teh wittee n funnee commints.
LOLZ
In owrs.. itz teh watergun!
Ackshully this kitteh luks a lot liek Thelma, but she haz teh long hairz. Rite alown wif the eye narrow. Thelma gotted so used to being skwirted.. she wud never run, just lukked at the water pistlol and narrowd her eyes, liek sayin, “go ahead.. make my dai!!”
Mah meezer, Simon, runs an hides wehn he sees a flie-swotter. I hav NEVUR swotted him or enny of teh other kittehs I hav shared livin spase wif. I suspec in his misteriyus yout sumbudy whakd him thus…posibly becuz teh skwirt bottul is not effectif on him xcept rite betyween his bloo eyes.
Esme is teh ok. Hated collar is off and she’s leaving her butt alone so it doesn’t look all neon red like it did befoar.
I still has a piece of pollen trying to push mah left eyeball outta mah head from behind. I got tough today and attacked it on 2 fronts wif eyedrops and extry-strength, watchout Drano inside nasal spray and so it feels a liddle better. But man, is weerd feeling like ur eyeball is bruised.
Has I missed anything important and/or exciting here?
Rite now we is all eggsited abowt teh race tomorroe. Zauberflote made a ‘offishul’ annouwnsemint up above. Hoap you can make teh race! There’s more abowt that on the 3 am thred.
Oh yes, and we wuz considerring setting fyre to the NB fur awyle earlier, just cuz we wanted the fyremenz to visit us. But I think we threw sum cold watters on that idea, then then owrselves.
We r awl exstied abowt the race tomorrow, There is an annownsement up above, but the sprowting uf that idea happent in the Pwer Nap thread this am.
Oh, and we breeflee thot abowt setting fyre to the NB todai; just so teh fyrmenz wud has to come put it owt. But we threw cold watters on that idea, aftur we threw the cold watters on owrselfs.
Barn down teh nawty burn? Heaven forfend! I’m glad that cooler heds prevailed, even if it took splashing cold watters on teh heds to make them so.
But u knoes… teh nawty barn has teh hay in it, rite? And teh iron teh YNG uses. So it might be a good idear if we invited teh firemans to do a safety inspeckshun and mabye give us a class on fire safety. I’m thinking teh class should meet daily for about 8 hours per day, 7 days a week for, o, I dunno… elebenty years?
Dat sownds liek a verry gud idea!
We can’t take enny chanses wif that iron.. and YNG, well he’s kyoot but he’s eesily disrackted.
This wud be free rite? It is a publick serviss aftur all!
But make sure the fyrmens know they HAZ to wear their uniformz… othurwise we looz teh tax riteoff.
Der were duklingz steeling walletz, sew ai thot of teh LCB. Nawt bery eksite-ing, akchully. Jus were finking ob yew is awl.
Ai hopez yer eye getz better soon. Is jennerul allerjikz wif sinus headake, or is rillee a renegade piece of pollen?
Eever wai, duz nawt sownd liek teh fun.
One ob awr skwirtbodduls “mist-earee-uslee” develupped liddul fang-shayped hoels innit, thus renduring it nawt-waddur-tite. Aiz nawt shoor wich kitteh did teh deed — mai hab bin teemwerkz. Prolly nawt “Squeak” tho — himz nawt skerred ob teh waddurs. Himz yoosta walk ober & nuzzul teh skwirtboddul if we frettened him wiff it. For Squeak, trine tew use skwirtboddul as deterrunt nawt so effektiv akchully.
Mii two, I gotta Squeak hoo is no afraid of no squirt bott. Butt his archenemy is terrified so it wurks well to be estoping de fights. I lurves de big boi-kats, but dey is hi-maytenance.
Wii gots gurls an bois, 3 ob each, an yur rite, gurls are well aware ob being de kweens an are determined to rule witt a firm paw. Dainty 2K ladycats beat up de 10k tommies alla tyme, yu betcha.
Wii haz 5 boikatz & 1 girlkat. Teh boiz iz all bery big (sum moar fluffeh dan akchully “big,” but wutebber) an teh girl is bery small (less dan 6 lbs, ai am shoor). One ob teh fluffeh (not sew big) boiz fansees himself teh Alpha male eben if teh other boiz doan awlwaiz agree. The girlkat wawkz upto him, smax him, an sez “yew mai be teh alfa mael, but AI iz teh Queen ub dis joynt.” Iz bery funnee akchully. Awl teh boikatz but one ar skerred ob deh girlkat. The udder boikat luvz to snuggl wif her an iz fien wif her beein in charj. Oar at leest he snugglz her wen heez nawt playin “Brokeback Kitteh Mountin” wif teh biggest boikat in teh house.
Ai haz a pikchur ob dis — duz nawt luk as bad as it sowndz. Poor poor Spot (teh biggest boikat). Himz is teh lowest on teh kitteh hierarchy & the udder kittehs kinda pik on him a liddul. He ebenchully sez sumfing — an himz surrtenlee big enuf to defendz himself, but heez one ob teh sweetest kittehs eber. Hard tew diskribe, but himz haz an old soul — an extremely gentle old soul. Iz kitteh uv substance, dat one.
Tekniklee, 4 are mah Momkitteh’s kittehs & 2 are mine. But Momkitteh moved in to taek caer ob teh hyoomin kitten (nao 4 yeers awld) so huzbin & ai doan hab tew pay munneez fur teh dai caer…. but yeah — six kittehs (esp wif 5 ob dem big boikatz) is a lot of kittehs. Huzbin keepz tryin to gib one or two awai wen weez nawt lookin.
(no – not REALLY – but himz wuz happee wif owr 2 kittehs)
formurr prezident blackee taeks a lot uv flak by meeteeng wif “spraye” frum teh terrorrorrissts. juss tryeeng to nago…..negoec……talk it ovur to fynd peese.
gud awn Esme. nd fankz fur send da Mary O pix. Ar yu emayo wif her? Tell her try dis fur get rid ub pesty spellcheck: on Tools menu, choose options. If necessary click spelling and grammar tab. In spelling area uncheck “check spelling as you type” , click OK. This is ms word 2000 but should be more or less the same in other programz. {{{{{lcb}}}}} {{{{{Mary}}}}}
Did wii desid on ane awardz? Howz bowt de Golden Ratatouiooe. Dis iz prize posesion of de kitteh. Annotter wun culd be de silver spool wardz. Kittehz liak de spoolz tuz. En maibe de copper can of de gushi fuds. Jus sayin.
ohai, du u meen fur tomorrow’s racez?
we wuz talking bowt that up abov.
We will haz sum icy skulptured troaffees, donutted by jehkeykat, but we can always yoos more awardzes!
Expeshully if there is PI involved!
Poor kitteh meets his doom…..LOL!
con catulashunz on ur not-sekund!
… iz star wurz muzik teh dans toon?
Mebe sum vader toonz…
Bum Bum Bum
BOOM BaBum BOOM BaBum!
dis tym teh ole techur haz teh vantage?
Itz anuther ty, Catsrme and Maus!
Con-grwaterats!
Thankee so much. Was jus luk I’m thinkin. But being not second IS pretty special, huh? Thankee much for the congratumalations and such.
Why thank u!! Is my not second time to do this and I feels so special to be not second! Wud luv sum Star Wars music, too!
Ai finkz mebbe it iz skwirtboddul dat meetz itz doom.
*Towne Crier Mode On*
Hear Ye Hear Ye One and all!!!
The honor and pleasure of your company is requested at Friday’s 3:00 am ICHC time lolpic. There will be a race in honor of the birthday braid. Lolnascar, SarahD, and OldLurker are teh prestigious guests. Chose your mount and jockey carefully, and may the best kitteh win!
*Towne Crier Mode Off*
I noes u haz lotz uf baeking to do ZF….
But do u think we shud haz speshul prizez as well?
Hmmmmmm. Mai majinaashun’s borked awn dat wun…..hmmmmmm. Iz habbin praktiss tyme fur cuttin/pastin fer rase entry
Beep beep beep beep Oh der goze teh timer fur anodder caek. Brb!
Nawt dun yet. Speshull pryzez, hmmmmm. Ai lieks teh ideeyah, but Iz hazzing trubble wif teh concreetizashun. Will u be in charj?
Hm. Well ai will be prettie bizzie wif the skwerrils but maybee we can find somwun to halp us.
Ennywun? Wut do u think? Shud there be speshul prizez fur teh race?
Meddals or Troffees maybee?
Yah, skwerrilz taeks mush enerjee… Enneebuddee can halp?? Plz considr taekin on responsibilitee (whew), ennywun atawl! I fink Sol wud be gud at tihs!
*Wanderz off callin “Sol! So-ol? Wer r u?”*
Hey, I still gots tons ob sno. I be willing to express ship to anyone anywear. Be Gud prize I think, erth-freindly, biodegradable and renewable.
cud u maybee maeks a eyce sculpture owt of sum of that sno?
um, maybee a troffee shayped eyce skulpture?
leeza, u willl have to visit Odd-y-wah during Winterlewd in Febrooary. Wii habbing mannee mannee fantastikal eyce skulptures!
That sownds like fun! Do u speek teh Fronsch up there?
I can parlez-vous, just enuf to be polite! I’ve alwais herd Montree-all wuz a grate plase to visit 2. Luks liek it’s rite next door!
I haz seen teh publisitee fer teh WinderLewd up in teh Oddaway – sumdai, I’z gonna git dere to see it awl. an nawt do mai usual – rememememeberink abowt 2 weaks affer it’z don
Sure, anything to get rid ob de piles an piles ob sno. BUTT I will no take responsibility fur sculpture after I sends it off. Any damage or heaven forbid, melting not to be mai fault, K? I will take picture so yu noes watt to expect wen yu opens box.
So, how abowt we sends u sum of CweenMJ’s speshul majikul bubbuls? U can flote them down clymate controlled! Ai’m sure we will haz some beeyootimous icy skulptyure troaffees, we trust U jehkeykat!!
werdlesspress is croosing fer a broosing todai!
I tried 2 reply befoar but it got eeted.
Ai alwayz wanted to see Montree-awl, luks liek Ottowa iz very close! Iz it very different or same as Montreawl? Do u needz to speek teh Fronsch there? I knoes a littul.. enuf to be polite, and orders teh restrawnt fuds!
Monreal, Ottawa, an Torana all bees berry close by each otter, inna triengle. Easy peasy to go one to t’otter. Eberywear dere is sumbody watt kin speaka de English, ot de Fronch, wateber yu prefur. Down East wear I cums frum wii speak both, at de same tyme. Iz berry confusing fur de unilingueals, is chus like a secret code. *hee, hee, ha*
I gotta go make sum trophies nao. Bai.
Oh yah, teh fronglais! R U frum Noo Brownswick, jehkeykat?
Muntreeall adn Oddawah be berree different. Muntreeal iz more sofistiCATed; Oddawah be a govmint citee. Bof gud; bof cold in winturr! Aaachhh! Teh strai kitteh just spraid mii! Dat’s teh fanks ai getting furr letting hims in n feeding hims! Gud fing hii B adorabull (in hims own wai).
K, ai bak nao, after chanjing t-shirt. Leeza, ai wud lub to sho u arownd Oddawah adn/oar Muntreeal, anneetyme!! N u’d B berree welcum to stai at mai plaec.
Wun ob dese daiz, ai mus get to teh Oddawah. I saw teh city website a while ago & it was fassinaytin! Luks liek a city I’d liek bery bery muchlee.
Gentlepersons, start ur enjun
Plz to halp me wif wut mai be a dum kweschun — but what time is Friday 3:00am for doze ob us in the Westurn part ob teh US? Ai hazn’t bin abel to figyoor owt what tiem zone ICHC uses.
Mah cunfyooshun – let me show u it.
Prolly 12 noon? Wut tiem izzit there naow?
Oops rong wai.
Prolly 6 am.
Mah cunfyooshun – let me show u it tew.
iz otae, 4.5! bai teh wae, hao awr yu? ai hoeps yur daughter iz dooin fyn?
ohai yung female sloof! Ai R purdy darn gud! N mai dodder is gud tew, speshully since her boifrend iz visiting untill Sundai. Hao R U? Hao R ur akademics going?
Las niet her played a byoooootiful Nocturne by Showpain at her hi skuul barietee sho. Ai wuz wun prowd mamakitteh!!!
ai iz dooin gud! iz awlmost teh end ov teh skool yeer, so ai get done reelly fast these daes. glad tew heer yur boff awr dooin gud.
Lubz da Showpang mewsikz. Lolcal kultral newz ub limit intrest iz San Jose Opera Co. ends season with “The Magic Flute” wif genraly gud revuz. Iz hab da printz be Japanese, gibbing opera tuna tea fur ekzotic kostyumez and staij daycor.
Uvver lolcal newz iz hatching ub 4 peregrin falcons ona rufe ub city hawl. Clara, da mama nestid dere last yeer wif difrent mait. Fink nobudyz shur wut happen tu him. Dey uzuly mait fur lief. Dey hab Falcon Cam canz ennybudy sez it. Ai fownd it rownd abowt so if yu ar intrestd yu can google. Uzual nawt mush tu se b4 babbehz startz mubing arownd.
Ai fink da 3 am iz 6am pusiffik tiem. Ai wil surtinly nawt be up bai den. anyfing is fun b4 mawning iz moar fun aftur sun cumz up.
hm, ai dont know, but ai think maybee u west coast guyz cud haz a sekkund race at teh 9 am ICHC time?
It’s just before 1:30pm PDT.
An itz tiem fur mah lunchingz.
So — ICHC is on Hawaii time? Why are they on Hawaii time if they’re based in Seattle? Aiz sew confuzzled!!!
The Cheezes usedta libs in teh Hawaii. I missed it when they moved, but now they is in teh Seattle. Mabye teh server stayed behind.
I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t tell me when they was mooving. I coulda helped them wif their valyoobuls.
ai wuz aslo cumfused but ai fink wut lcb iz saing iz wut ai hurd sum tiem alawng de wai. Doan noze wai dey nawt telz us anyfing, even wen aksez.
Mebbe deyz in teh Witnus Relolcatshun Program.
*runz awai*
Um, so.
If ur IRL time is 3 hrs later than ICHC time, 6 am wud be rite.. I think!
Deres nowai in Haydeez dat Iz gonna be awaek at 6am, muchless be on teh compyootur. Noe raycen fur meh. Iz ok – ai wuz neber bery fast at ennyfing xcept tests in skool. Ai kin wandurr to teh post-rayce fesstibitties wen ai getz to werk.
az neer az weiz can figgur- ICHC tyme beez Hawaii tyme….
momcat
Do not underestimate the power of The Wet Side…
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate…..
Haet leeds to skwirtingz & pointy endz. DO NOT WANT.
duz snippinz an clippinz hep prevent teh dark syde???
Ai doan hab enuf bandaids to try to find owt. Punkchoor woondz aer teh PLEH. Ai leebs teh kittehs’ claws aloan.
Whooo Hooo!! Yet anodder TY!!! Off to teh TY Boo Teek wif yoo boff.
catzrme – Ummm – ai don’t know hoo yoo ar, so ai dont know waht yoo purrhaps want. Butt lotz of grate stuff – teh bobblol heddded kittehz ar reel cyoot. Oar a tiara? Or a TY?
An Maus – shurlee yoo will need a noo TY! Purhaps thiz prittee bloo un wif teh small dark red Florentine – disines? It’z pyoor silk. But yoo knoe bedder tahn ai doo –
Oh – did yoo see ai gibbed yoo bak yur byootimus hankee ov linnin wif teh purtee monogram – awl washed an inrned an smelling ov lilacs????
http://www.umilta.net/ebb.html
Heer – this is teh best ai cud find fur teh Florentine desine. Fur a TY – wud bee simplified, ov course.
Did u habbing deh YNG in teh nawtee barn irn it 4 u?
Mj, fanks 4 teh bubblez! Ai iz keeping dem berree saef till tomorroe. Day sew frajul an byootimus!
yer welcum. I b habbing deh endless supplize, so yew can b
habbing moar ennytime. Mebbe I shud letting Gibbocat habbing
dem to stock in deh ty-booteek?
Gud iydeeyah! Wii must to watching teh transport thoe, maibee hirez sumbuddee berree berree caerful, but nawt a care-troll!
hai MJ, we mite needz to give Jehkeykat a few bubbuls too, shes making teh icy skulpture troaffees to giv to the winners of teh 3 am race tomorrow, k?
Dat soundz soo prittee — sparklee ice skulpchurz in deh
twinklee bubblez. Pleez 2 b taking awl u needing.
O hai, ken Ai borro teh YNG fr teh weekend? Ai has lots uv irnin 2 do. Lotsa swishy skirtz en big puffy shirtz en krisp linnin vestz en stuf fr teh sho…en we gots 2 irn dem bfor ebry prforminse! YNG ken evin hab free tikkets iffen he wants dem.
(u add teh webbystuf letterz heer) westmichigansavoyards.org/Gondoliers/gondoliers.htm
ohai teenie! I hoep eberyfing goez as it shuld tonite!
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I wants to kum see it, but I’z got do dang mush to do dis wee kend. Phooey.
Yes, I saw. But you still have another one of my hankies. Or was it one of my pankies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgPUeQVrmu0
MAUS!!! If awnlee ai cud stop laffing ai wud doo – sumthing!!! An yoo wud bee verreee sorree fur yur – impurrrrrtinance!!! Du freches Maeuslein!!! LOL!!
*ahem* Ai doo bleeve yoo gibbed it to mee as a pimento!! Az too yur – pankee – ai must denai ene knowlej ov waht EBBER it iz taht yoo cud PAWsiblee bee meening!
Hay!! Maus iz passin owt pimentoez?? Ai wantz wun too! Plz? Kthxbai
duz deh hab olives round dem? YUM!
mabe it takz awai da tast ub dis horrimible antibiotic- flagyl….. ugh….
momcat
Duz Florentine desine menez it hab spinich init?
wat… anywy.. me first..
FAIL
Yeah, no.
Salvo, wii teh cheezpeeps considerers it teh poor form to making nawt-sekkund commint meerlee furr teh sake ob habbing nawt-sekkund commint. Wii apreeshee8s teh wittee n funnee commints.
Pls stai n plai wif us!
Kthxbai
4.5, well sayed. Salvo, u com bakk an plai wif us,k? Com to teh rase tomorrow? (see abuv Towne Crier Announcement))
4.5 – yu are verreh nice… much nicer then myself wud be…
one of de manee grate tings about dis ICHC place is dat der aer not 50 posts at beginning saying “F***st!”
oh, an also de manee funnee an nice cheezfrenz, and de splort-worthy kittehs, and de funnee lols…
but i digress…
Fanks Minnaloushe, butt az u can cee, mai nawt-sekkund respawns wuznt berree nies… Butt ai trying to B nieser!
whutz u digest?……
momcat
Kitteh plans revenge on hoomans buyz hiding skwirty buttle in bed
oooooo… mah lil blak kitteh (lookx like dis one but fatter), she jus pees her wet revenge.
I don need DAT in mah bed, tkyvm!
Ooooh, teh dreddid skwirtbotl. Yep, dat wun’s nown in owr hows.
LOLZ
In owrs.. itz teh watergun!
Ackshully this kitteh luks a lot liek Thelma, but she haz teh long hairz. Rite alown wif the eye narrow. Thelma gotted so used to being skwirted.. she wud never run, just lukked at the water pistlol and narrowd her eyes, liek sayin, “go ahead.. make my dai!!”
Mah meezer, Simon, runs an hides wehn he sees a flie-swotter. I hav NEVUR swotted him or enny of teh other kittehs I hav shared livin spase wif. I suspec in his misteriyus yout sumbudy whakd him thus…posibly becuz teh skwirt bottul is not effectif on him xcept rite betyween his bloo eyes.
i knoe yur spose to maek it do kitteh does not see de bottle, it spose to be invisbel anemone..
but my kittehs knows it, and nao, wii only has to pick up de bottle, and de kittehs stop der bad activities… (at least, til wii look awai)
Ai bin waytin to run inna yuu adn ur eebil brudder, can-o-peneez.
*sputters, shakes wetness off fur*
Hay, I axed for teh news, not teh weather!
the news is at elebenty!
Yew wer mist yesserdai, LCB. We wuz hopin ebberting wuz OK wif yew. Hao r yew & Esme todai?
Esme is teh ok. Hated collar is off and she’s leaving her butt alone so it doesn’t look all neon red like it did befoar.
I still has a piece of pollen trying to push mah left eyeball outta mah head from behind. I got tough today and attacked it on 2 fronts wif eyedrops and extry-strength, watchout Drano inside nasal spray and so it feels a liddle better. But man, is weerd feeling like ur eyeball is bruised.
Has I missed anything important and/or exciting here?
Gud fer Esme!!
Rite now we is all eggsited abowt teh race tomorroe. Zauberflote made a ‘offishul’ annouwnsemint up above. Hoap you can make teh race! There’s more abowt that on the 3 am thred.
Oh yes, and we wuz considerring setting fyre to the NB fur awyle earlier, just cuz we wanted the fyremenz to visit us. But I think we threw sum cold watters on that idea, then then owrselves.
grrz… dang WP! dis mai sekkund try.
ahem.
Gud fur Esme!
We r awl exstied abowt the race tomorrow, There is an annownsement up above, but the sprowting uf that idea happent in the Pwer Nap thread this am.
Oh, and we breeflee thot abowt setting fyre to the NB todai; just so teh fyrmenz wud has to come put it owt. But we threw cold watters on that idea, aftur we threw the cold watters on owrselfs.
Barn down teh nawty burn? Heaven forfend! I’m glad that cooler heds prevailed, even if it took splashing cold watters on teh heds to make them so.
But u knoes… teh nawty barn has teh hay in it, rite? And teh iron teh YNG uses. So it might be a good idear if we invited teh firemans to do a safety inspeckshun and mabye give us a class on fire safety. I’m thinking teh class should meet daily for about 8 hours per day, 7 days a week for, o, I dunno… elebenty years?
Dat sownds liek a verry gud idea!
We can’t take enny chanses wif that iron.. and YNG, well he’s kyoot but he’s eesily disrackted.
This wud be free rite? It is a publick serviss aftur all!
But make sure the fyrmens know they HAZ to wear their uniformz… othurwise we looz teh tax riteoff.
Mebbeh teh firemenz will com to da racez, u fink? tee hee giglol *runz orf stage left*
persood bai a baer
Pursood bai a baer wut? lcb? ai wunt be sprized tu se dat. xept ware she kepez da matchez dat wai? uhoh, maibe ai nedez da nawty barn maiself.;)
Yesh, der’s alwais firemens at raeces, in case teh enjin catching on fyre!
well if we shoots off fyrewerks they will!
Der were duklingz steeling walletz, sew ai thot of teh LCB. Nawt bery eksite-ing, akchully. Jus were finking ob yew is awl.
Ai hopez yer eye getz better soon. Is jennerul allerjikz wif sinus headake, or is rillee a renegade piece of pollen?
Eever wai, duz nawt sownd liek teh fun.
glad tew heer Esme iz dooin otae. adn ai hoeps yu tryumff ovur teh eebil pollen grayn! ai misseded yu yessteedae adn am glad yur bak!
Teh shoot out at teh ok korral
AH yez. liek old skool western. Iz whut I piktured. Onlee one shariff in dis town…
Kitteh sez her wil nebber ebber foargibb wature boddul sprayure fur hyoomyliashun wif las sprittzin baff;
Her wil naow squooosh wature skwerter bye attakyng wif poyntee eynds adn chewying boddul wif her teefs untyl ded
:e6:
LOL! – n get soaked in deh prohsess
Dark Kitteh, we meet again for the first time for the last time. . .
*look down, think about what I said* Yeah.
ohey dat wuz in spaceballz!
yay! *sniff* wuz beginning to think no one got my ref!
I cans has chood hole innit
One ob awr skwirtbodduls “mist-earee-uslee” develupped liddul fang-shayped hoels innit, thus renduring it nawt-waddur-tite. Aiz nawt shoor wich kitteh did teh deed — mai hab bin teemwerkz. Prolly nawt “Squeak” tho — himz nawt skerred ob teh waddurs. Himz yoosta walk ober & nuzzul teh skwirtboddul if we frettened him wiff it. For Squeak, trine tew use skwirtboddul as deterrunt nawt so effektiv akchully.
Mii two, I gotta Squeak hoo is no afraid of no squirt bott. Butt his archenemy is terrified so it wurks well to be estoping de fights. I lurves de big boi-kats, but dey is hi-maytenance.
ai alwais haz girl kittehs.
trust me… they r no picnic alla tyme eether!
Drama kweens… and bof wanna rool teh house! LOL
ai luvs my girlies.
Wii gots gurls an bois, 3 ob each, an yur rite, gurls are well aware ob being de kweens an are determined to rule witt a firm paw. Dainty 2K ladycats beat up de 10k tommies alla tyme, yu betcha.
Wii haz 5 boikatz & 1 girlkat. Teh boiz iz all bery big (sum moar fluffeh dan akchully “big,” but wutebber) an teh girl is bery small (less dan 6 lbs, ai am shoor). One ob teh fluffeh (not sew big) boiz fansees himself teh Alpha male eben if teh other boiz doan awlwaiz agree. The girlkat wawkz upto him, smax him, an sez “yew mai be teh alfa mael, but AI iz teh Queen ub dis joynt.” Iz bery funnee akchully. Awl teh boikatz but one ar skerred ob deh girlkat. The udder boikat luvz to snuggl wif her an iz fien wif her beein in charj. Oar at leest he snugglz her wen heez nawt playin “Brokeback Kitteh Mountin” wif teh biggest boikat in teh house.
oy! gotz a baaaad vishual now…..
Ai haz a pikchur ob dis — duz nawt luk as bad as it sowndz. Poor poor Spot (teh biggest boikat). Himz is teh lowest on teh kitteh hierarchy & the udder kittehs kinda pik on him a liddul. He ebenchully sez sumfing — an himz surrtenlee big enuf to defendz himself, but heez one ob teh sweetest kittehs eber. Hard tew diskribe, but himz haz an old soul — an extremely gentle old soul. Iz kitteh uv substance, dat one.
Sownds liek mai big whyte jentl boikitteh Teddy.
N ai thotted 4.5 kittehs wuz alot!
Tekniklee, 4 are mah Momkitteh’s kittehs & 2 are mine. But Momkitteh moved in to taek caer ob teh hyoomin kitten (nao 4 yeers awld) so huzbin & ai doan hab tew pay munneez fur teh dai caer…. but yeah — six kittehs (esp wif 5 ob dem big boikatz) is a lot of kittehs. Huzbin keepz tryin to gib one or two awai wen weez nawt lookin.
(no – not REALLY – but himz wuz happee wif owr 2 kittehs)
formurr prezident blackee taeks a lot uv flak by meeteeng wif “spraye” frum teh terrorrorrissts. juss tryeeng to nago…..negoec……talk it ovur to fynd peese.
Awww – himz teh diplomatik kitteh?! Aiz sew impresst!
He had a offishul diplomat sash but he eeted it.
ohai, lcb! ai hoeps Esme iz dooin well?
O hai. Esme is no longer a conehed kitteh, yay! She is teh happy about that.
gud awn Esme. nd fankz fur send da Mary O pix. Ar yu emayo wif her? Tell her try dis fur get rid ub pesty spellcheck: on Tools menu, choose options. If necessary click spelling and grammar tab. In spelling area uncheck “check spelling as you type” , click OK. This is ms word 2000 but should be more or less the same in other programz. {{{{{lcb}}}}} {{{{{Mary}}}}}
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Yis. Gib peas a chantz!
nope. have given peas enough chances. still taste pleh.
Trai wif buddur & lemon juice & garlic salt. Yum!
If yew doan liek, ai will be happee to eet yer peas, pegataur.
tri dis pegataur-
I always eat my peas with honey;
I’ve done it all my life.
They do taste kind of funny
but It keeps them on my knife.
n member- iz a momcat iz mak u eatz ur peaz!
momcat
Dew not forsaik meh oh mah darlin, on dis our wettin’ day…
:snerkle splftz sndhch:

(Dat mii gaspingz adn chokingz)
I ok noaw.
dis bridz streem uh-vail not.
shez a widdle wet aroun deh edgez.
…. wot a dai fur a Wet Weddin!
Aiz sew glad ai dint hab tee in meh mowf wen ai red dat.
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Butt nao I gotta wurm in mai ear.
no mister spritzie bottle, i espect u to die…
After Elliot it seems dat alla der spritzers are gettin in trubba wif, um – er – Qats.
Tiem delai reaxshun – lemme show u it.
Ai jus got dat — iz teh funneh!!!
fanx fer deh response, wiffout the burgers I neber noes if neone either red it or got it.
ai willz emptee yus till yu kan no lawnger spray mee oar enny ov mai kind!
Did wii desid on ane awardz? Howz bowt de Golden Ratatouiooe. Dis iz prize posesion of de kitteh. Annotter wun culd be de silver spool wardz. Kittehz liak de spoolz tuz. En maibe de copper can of de gushi fuds. Jus sayin.
Iz der lief owt der? Wuz tinkin barn stormin on de awardz be gud.
De PiDay wardz. De wiggle butz ward.
ohai, du u meen fur tomorrow’s racez?
we wuz talking bowt that up abov.
We will haz sum icy skulptured troaffees, donutted by jehkeykat, but we can always yoos more awardzes!
Expeshully if there is PI involved!
Teh wiggle butz award wuld be a cat-ass-trophy.
cat-ass-trophy mebbee but u hasn’t sein mai kittehs runnin. Wiggle butz….buttz dey getz whar de r goin.
I r not windo
I no need Windex
k, so, my kitteh Zeeky figured out VEREE earlee on hoo wuz behine teh skwirty bottle, an bit me. i kant use it ennymore! hes wun smart kitteh.
That’s hilarious!! I love this one! I’d love to see more funnies like this one!
Awesome shots guys! Keep it rolling homies
Well, mai kitteh’s afrayd ov toi mais!!! Iz anibodi thinkig ov givig hur a skwurti bottel az birzdai preezent???
That looks just like my cat Rufus…
Teh Battel To End ALL Battels!!
basement cat meets his downfall.
testing…
justtestingtesting
strike-overeffectNooo, basement cat! Its a trap!