1 out of every 9 ducklings
1 out of every 9 ducklings Has rare ducktape gene
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Leeedul dukkees or grate big kurb?
Corn-grate-ulashums on nawt-sekkund. Do you want a Drink? Danse? But no Birdie Song, pleeze? Dat colour meens ittie bittie newly-hatched dukkees hu shud be with mamma dukk.
concashumalashumz nightshayde. yew haz teh Ty wif james.
sew let mii welkum yew bowf 2 teh Tybooteek.
2 daiz speshul gipht am teh wobblin walky duklin. juss pull awn teh tayul fevver an dem kwax an kwax!!
pik teh ty ov yur choyz an teh martoonie ov yur favrit flavr.
en joi.
.
UH GUISE-IZ STUCK.
HALP?
PLS?
all da brudders n sistrs not luking vry wurried
dis mus happen a lot
Maaaaaawm!
Drayke iz showunoff agin!!!
drayke iz speshul
iz moms favurit
an iz mos hayted brudder fur bein differnt
*ducky glare tiems 8!*
Oh, noes! Not teh ominuss DUCKY GLARE!!!
We tried to warn ya. We kept sayin’
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!
What did you think we were sayin?
meybe wuz nu song?
iz catchy! *dances duckie style*
Silence is golden
ducktape is silver
An bai teh way …. *Ka - SPLORT*
*thud*
Wii r Nippersinkers
Weer in luk
If it rainz awl week,
jus pretend ur a duk!
*kwak kwak*
*waddul waddul*
*kwak kwak*
*waddul waddul*
nightshayde, is yo self recovered from yer splort? Foist yo splorts and den yo has der fabuloust poem! Lemme know if yo needs CCC or if yo hadda CHRQ(wdoi) to prevent the splort from being messy. Wuts a nippersinker?
Aiz wearin a vizer to protekt me frum teh flooressent lites (pleh - DO NOT WANT) at werk. Ai fink mebbe teh vizer held in teh bulk ob teh braynes — but CCC is awlwaiz welkum.
Ai kin nawt taek credit fer teh poem. It wuz frum a McDonalds komershul frum wen ai wuz a yung kitteh. *shutz off lolspeak* It had a bunch of little kids who were attending a day camp — “Camp Nippersink.” It was raining, so the kids couldn’t do their normal camp activities. The counselors were taking the kids to McDonalds instead — and the kids were doing that chant as they splashed through the puddles, looking like little ducks with their yellow rain slickers & boots & hats. *turnz lolspeak bak awn*
Wuz bery kyoot komershul, akchuly. It stuk in mai hed awl dese menny yeerz.
eerwurm form poem…ai has it
Gud poen an gud memories. Muh most striking membry frum muh camp years as a kid wus being piled inta da 1950’s vintage pickup (maybe twelve ob us, some up front wiff Owen the counselor and they rest in back wif Mike the CIT) bopping down the Adirondak road goin fer IKREEM. Onna way back Mike took owt a bawx ob stryke anyware matches an sed ‘Watch dis’. He dumped the entyre bawks out over the taylgate and when the matches hit the pavement and bounced along they lit up like a liddle lite show. So Kewl My foist psychedelic experients at age 9. Dat could nevver happen naow but it wus just fyne den.
OK, cue the caer trolls - Kids inna back of a pickup - ver dangerous and lit matches onna road inna woods, can you say forrest fyre? and teachin kids to play wiff matches - how irresponsible, and blaw blaw blaw blaarghh
Ai dint hab dat much funz at camp. But wuz da “hoamsik ” wen Ai cum hoam , nawt wile wuz dere. Wut did we lurn at camp? haow tu clene da “lutreenz” Fink Ai cud hab wated fur dat.
Smokee teh Bear naow gunna wautch yuu forebber afture tihs cunfesshun;
(ebben tho iyt heppined yeerz agoe, Smokee haz a lawng memoree)
Hmmm, tihs poast bees for Sol; wut heppined??? WP
huh? I musta mist sumfin, wut hoppined to wut?
Wowsers, nightshayde, taht’s wun rlly looooooooooooong eer wurm!!
If 1 out of 9 ducklings has the gene….then its not a rare gene
I’m glad they don’t have a mean gene (or, as Ric Flair would’ve said it, “Mean.. WHOOOOO! Gene”).
Mebbe the gene was given to the duckling raw and uncooked. Besides, whoebber herd of a duckling wearing genes?
Mai fawts egg zakly!
*members ode joak frum kitteh hud*
Yew gotz zactly breff :)x
Yur breff smeels zactly lyk yur ( * ) but
if it’s 1 in nine ducklings, then that gene’s not so rare, huh?
is called duck tape after awl.
I fink dis ducky is the lookout. De udders are waitin fer hims to say “OK Coast is clear, less move owt!”
nah. Him problie sayin’ MUMMAHHHH!!! WHY YU WALK AWAY!?!?!? HALP!!
*nodding* It’s probably carried fairly commonly among the parental dukkiges, but is probably only an issue upon recombination.
Elfi yu iz get so syunterrific.
That’s cuz she bee a sine tist!!!
Theys the “underaged mutant ninja ducklings” and theys abowt to waddle sum major butt!
Their ninja skilz need werk… they walk around goin’ Peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep all dae. Pplz are on to dem.
But dey distraktz us wiff der kyootnuss — den dey steelz awr wallets wen we iz yellin “SQUEEEEEEEEEEE” at dem.
Speekin uv steelz — where is LCB?
Elfi — hao r yew doin todai? Hao is yer reskewed kitteh (sry - nawt remembering himz naem rite nao)? Ai gibbed a donayshun las week & ai hoepz it halped eben tho wuz nawt bery much…
Nightshayde - I iz doin’ okeh. I has a studee foar janetix tezt, dat wy I awl “o dukkij havz rekombinnunt janetix” an’ such.
KB is fine, he and I went for a walk outside. There are new neighbors and KB was very skeppikul about them.
Den KB eetid som grass, I fink him barf on karpit laytur wen nobudy lukin.
I haz lizt ov cheez-frenz whut donayshund teh munnyz, I has teh addrezzis, I has stams, I has pen… I has to studee Janetix.
Noe wurriez, Elfi.
Gud luk on yer janetix test!!!
Mai Janet fink itz ikz. nawt kewl atawl. but shez cpa, nawt sinetist leik hur paruntz Fink shez da myutant gene in dis famblee. Can du balance shek buk nd inkum takzez.
Yoo can haz a Janet too? yoo meen - there iz moar than wun of mee???
sine-tists rool!
gud luck awn yer test, e’nugget.
Yah! wairz mai bff, lcb tudai? maibe she wuz plai wif us tu much uvver dai nd nawt hab a jawb tudai? Iz gubmint jawb she hab? Seme laik sum daiz she plai awl dai.
is a clebber ruse, has you ebber picked one up? You be on yer back on udder side ob room afore yo noes wut hitchew. Dey only luks innosent an haplest.
… an den dey groez up an sellz teh helf inshurinss sew dey kin keep gettin yer munniez but wiffowt brakin teh lawz aginst steelin.
*nod*
*nod*
ROFLMAO NPIMP
Hole awn whilst I whips up a quick Mendelsoonn hybridisashun square! OK we got the regressive duck tape an the assertive yellow face genes are X an Y and den allows fer teh black eyestripe mootashun - noes wayt, dats a dominate trate, lyk the webbey feets, but den der is whyte wang fevvers which luks lyke anudder dominatrix and den ders, wayt, ware wus eye? um nebbemyn - fuggedabowtit.
iz okeh. Iz rekombinnunt myutaeshin enniehoo.
Wen yew finnish yur janetix studeez, Elfi — and wennever yew otterz want — iz a kewl “watch nao” movee (on teh netflix) wif a nawt sew attraktin naem:
“Death by Design” (wud nawt hab pikked it frum naem dey gaev it) about geeeeanz n cellz.
Iz whair Ai lurnt diffrenz betweenda webby ducky feet anda “noe, noe webby here,” chickie feet.
Bofe hav webs ridginally. In duck webby cell say :Yea, I’m part ov webbin!
In chickie web cell sez: Oh, riiite, chickie won’t be needing dis bit. *turns off*
Alzo hab exelmumt timelapsing slimemould. Cells turn off to become ’stem.’
{{{Am steal thinkin ob yew, Elfi, glad yew and KBalance got tew play owtsied & inspekt n00b naybrs}}}
Ha Ha! I told yoo he’d stik if we throo him aginst teh wall!
whu paynted the velkro wall?
an whu let teh dukkees in teh nawtee barn ware the velkro wall iz?
wen we wuz kidz fren fownd 3 orfun duklinz nd gib tu mai bruvver. he soled wun nd kep pare, Susie nd Silas . Dey growd up nd Susie startz laing de egz. mama fownd 1st egs nd baik a caik so susie hied moar egs sumplaiz els. Pritty sunez wuz 15 babehz. so cyutez. wud waddul, waddul awl ober da naburhud. blawkz awai peepz wud se dem. Laidee crost de strete hab goled fishee pawnd ware dey laik tu go swimmin. She hab speshul snalez tu ete algeez tu kepe watur clene. Nawt liekz dat dukkeez etez da snalez.. Nawt liek eben moar dat mai kitteh Lesalie wud ketch da fisheez nd etez dem.
(Did nawt noze abowt mewtashunz so nawt noze if dey hab.)
Donald and Daisy returned to muh pond yesstiddy but they done stay, in free weeks dey’ll move on. Too bad, we lyk dem and puts out the crack corn fer dem but dey still leeve.
Wii haz a mating pair ob dukkeez in teh fowntin ware ai werkz. Ai fink dey kums frum nearbai golf korss jus to hab der bebbehs — but ai nebber seen teh duklinz. Teh dukkeez are teh kyoot — but dey maek kwite a mess in teh fowntin & arown teh fowntin’s edges. Sum pplz doan liek teh dukkeez, but ai fink dey are teh niftee.
Dey nawt maik az much mes az da gese. Nd dey nawt his nd pekz at yu saim wai dat skarez da liddul kidletz.
(Ai iz practis.)
yu needz to upgrade to tor gaid gese- tehy r veree gud wif small childrenz.