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Charging….incomplete.
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER LOLNASCAR ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫
Congaratz awn awl levelz. ai wuz traing fur teh taupe spot, but yoo beet mee twit! But cuddn’t hav werked out bedder!!
oh noes…..if i tell ya mah birfday is tomorrow, are u gonna be mad??
And…can I still have cake NEways
SOOOOOOO…. we just sillibraytes ur birfdai EVE!
*whispur*
ai fink we just all wanted it to be Frydai.
I fink ur rite!!
But dont wie awwayz seelybrayte FURSday???? a mie haus wie dew cuz Mamma haz Fridayz off adn Friday mornin iz Mamma’s reedin tyme wif kittehs adn soft blankeez on teh chloroform-infuzed sofa. Iz happie dayz here!
YES!!! Ai shall be FURRY US!!! Becuz yoo sayed LAST week yur biruday wuz next week.
But – mite bee OK!!! IT cud be a race – tomorrow!!! Gud fur yur nayme, fur shur. We cud awl be at teh reddee at teh 3:00 am pikschure – an see hoo cud bee awt ov teh gayte teh fastest!!!! To wish yoo anudder happee birfday! LOL!!
We cud hav a 20 way TY!!!! Think ov it. Oar – we mite bork teh hole playce fur teh rest ov the day!!
An in teh meehwhile – CHEERREE PI!!!
teh 3 am picksure?
ai will conceed defeet in advanse.
OHHHH… 3 am in ICHC tyme, it ackshully is 9 am IRL fur me!
So… I will throe my sun bonnett into teh race!!
Teh ICHC spayce tyme continuum… I is alwais a littul confuzzeled wif it!
okay…i be reddy at 3 am for teh race!
Ai also froe-in mai sunbonnet into da rase. I getz up at 3 am an beetz u awl! Ai maeks so menny ♫ s dat ebbereebuddee bee cobbered in da moosik!
WHOO HOOOO!!!! THE GREAT RACE!!!
Tomorrow!!! We meet a three AM!!! (too bad it’z nawt dawn, but we’ll just hav to go wif it!
Maus!! Tribble! Zauberflote! Ebreebuddee!! Yur awl in, rite.
This will bee teh furst offishul race EBBER!!!
Eye am settin mye alarm. U meenz da picher dat says 12:00 Hawaii tyme rite?
nonononononono! The pitcher dat says 3:00 Hawaiian tyme, k? Dat’s 9:00 am eeestern tyme.
YES!!! Sorree about the confusion. 3:00 AM on yur SCREEN tiem. in odder werdz, sayme as today – onlee – tomorrow!!
I think in teenytineeHawaii it mite reely BE 3 am?
Wher duz the cheez live?
Eggsellent! Tank u fur da clareefacashun. Eye wuz hopin datz whut u ment.
WATE!!! I getz a handycapp cuz I b up awl nite baekin three cakez, k?
*wwaaaahhhh*
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I kant race wif yoo 2morro! I haz to be at teh horspistol at 7 am (1 am ICHC tyme) an wont git owt til affer 9 am. An dere’s no wireless in teh infusions, so I cant be awnlien to eben reed hao teh race unfoldeses.
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stoopy helf issoos. innerfering wif mai funs.
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I’ll has a nice piece ov pi wif lotsa whippy creem to console maiself. kthx.
Awwwww PB2K, ai soo sry u cant b heer! Infyuzhunz, I noes sumbuddee taht can haz dem subQ an duz it herslef. Wish u cud do taht.
Hao abowt, wii will push u an ur iv pole in a stroller in front ob teh caekz, K?
Meenwile, fresh peese charrii pi 4 u!
sry for da hopsital visit..tis no fun indeed.
*pat pat pat pat pat* Dunt crai, PB2K!!! Helf issoos ar important too!
an eneway – wunz we knows hao to do it, wee can hav moar races!!
(Tho teh Grate Burgeerz in teh Skye mite com an smite us if we bork sumthing!)
maybee u can designayte sumwun to race in ur place PB2K?
Kind uf liek a pinch hitter? Cept tehy wud be a pinch comminter.
Pleez haz sum cheezcaek too if u wants!
I hab no idee wut time is cheeztime fur me. Lessee, i’m writing this @ 6:40 a.m. mai time .. so we wull see wut time cheezies say it is.
I dunno if ai can rase oar nawt! But it sownds funn!!
Ok, den – cheeztime is 2 howrs behind me .. so I wud hafta be at mai cumpooter at 5:00a.m…. um .. hmm… I’ll fink abowt it.
3am burger tym is 2pm for me – Ai’ll has to taek mai lappy awn mai byk wit me and trai an fynd a unpertekted wifi….
ooh – fanks muchlee fer teh cheezcake! wuht a grate Fursdai dis is bekoming.
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an fanks, also fer all teh supportif tings peeps ar sayink.
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I doan gits teh IV pole, jes a big ol’ shot of druggies. Mai cuzin’s dottir, who haz to hab teh bery pleh kemo (bery rare cancer) haz named her IV “Harvey” – she’s onlee 3 1/2, so I doan fink it wuz affer teh mobie charaktur!
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I imagine dat wehn I gits onlien 2morrow, dat I’ll finds a big partee wif all teh racers enjoying teh mega-bifdai-caeks!!
CC bless ur cuzin’s dotter. Seh sownds liek a caracter! Warm n lobbing thots furr her recobbery.
Fanks guys..lets celebrait mai last dai being 38
see congrats down by zauberflote. Meenwile, Happy nawt-sekikind-frum-last day of beein *wisspurrz* “how old u r toodai”, tee hee giglol *runz awai giglololing*
congrats and happie birfdays lonascarkitteh!!!!!
wud you liek sum cherrie pi? Zauberflote the PPP (perfeckt partee peep) has got the pi stawl open… and I haz LOTS of whippy creem!!!!
and wud u like a danse??
Wut dans is gud fur a birfdai???
Ohai, leeza-b, I is so glad u showd upp! Tehm skwirrelz is nawt behabin 4 mii! An I is so berree berree onnerd taht u is callin me PPP
Fabg you berree mush!
well ennywun that wud go to Spane just to get teh perfeckt Spannish cawfee… (and flamingo dansers, ahem) desurves acco, echo, um, some creditz!
Leeza-b, u shud com wif mii awn mai necks trip– dem flamingoz wuz ossim, eben B4 Ai gotz dem heer, giglol…….an wif teh sangreeyah an awl….woohoo!
Kitteh is saef frum power surges….
*pouting*
Fine. Eberybuddy play wif Trib and Lolnascar. I duznt care…
*pouting*
*cutz Xtra hunorMAUS peese cherrii pi*
*plop splorp Shshshbbllobpbpb 3.14 cups wippy creem*
Maussee, com bakk an eet ur pi? PLZ purtee plz??
Ackshully,
U can has 6.28 cups whippy creem if u wants Maus! Cuz I am overstawked.
OR, since we haz to make anothur caek, do u want to rekwest a speshul flavr?
Blak Forrest?
Or maybee Cheezcaek (sinse u IS a maus!)
Cheeseycaek wud be niec, fanks. Wif blooberries filling onna top?
Comin rite up!
Blooberries is gud fur the memmories too. Unless u is in a chocklit factoree.
milk milk milk (gotta maek the cheez)
curd curd curd
mix mix mix
bake bake bake
slice
plop
floop
Heer ya go!
U DID want whippy creem on that too, rite??
No fanks. Whippy creem is FATTENING.
nawt teh skwirrl prodoosed whippy creem.
See, the skwirrls haz to put so much energees into teh whippy process that they uses all there oan calories plus wut wud’ve been in the whippy creem.
Itz called ICHC Intra Speesies Caloric Transfurr.
Um. however teh cheezcaek… may contain just a FYOO calurries.
ohai DK!
where haz u been? U almoast missed teh birfdai eve partee…
Heer, haz sum cheery pi and cheezcaek.
Tomorrow, hoap u can make the race! Shud be interrestin…..
ohai leeza-b! Ai bin *gasp* wurking. Iz becuz ai’s a twerk.
Waist ob a perfecklee byootamus dai, if yoo aks mii!
Ai wud LUB sum cheeri pi n cheezcaek. Ai can has 3.1415926535 scoops ob banilla I-screem onna pi pls? Ai nawt wanting to contribyoot to teh aminal cruultee (C B-lo
).
Oh ai saw b-lo… and ai has alreddy cleered up ur misconsepshun!
U can haz whippy creem!
LOLZ
Aw, Maus — u noes nufffing iz fattening in cheezland!!
U will incur teh rath uv Janet if u persist in thinking thingz
heer r reel.
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Mary O sends u a wave.
See, dere she iz in Purroo waving @ yoo.
Adn she tolding mii to talk geek to yoo. So . . .
in honor uv deh napping kitteh, P=EI
& I=E/R just 4 gud meazure
& I posted a piktshur 4 u on my blog.
Oh Maus, I has a sad.
I roting u adn brawt u
greeting frum Mary O adn weirdpress eetinged it.
So now I haz to doing it awl ober.
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Mary O iz waving to u awl deh way frum Purrooo.
See her down dere? I think she b jumping up adn
down so u can b seeing her.
And she tolding mii to sppek geek 2 u so in oner uv teh
kittehz power nap P = EI
adn also I = E/R There4 P = E skwared I
Adn I postinged a pikchur 4 u on mai blog.
Konsider it a present frum MaryO.
Oh no, I dropped teh /R. Mai bad
The cartoon FTW! Fanks MJ. An fank MaryO. An I can just barely sees her waving too…
yer welcum.
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I can’t wait to seeing deh race 2morroe. It will
beeing @ 6am heer, so i will prolly not b up 4 it,
but I will get to seeing it wen I get up.
like teh royalteez uv old I will gibbing u mai
scarf to wear 4 luck. It b prittee pink wif deh
mj wif a crown, like mai abatar on it. ♥
I postid a linky on yer blog to a fave cartoon ov mien. Enjoy!
got it — replied on it, 2.
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chek this owt. wif deh obligatoree
h t t p stuf in frunt.
alphalpha.org/radar/poem/story.html
maus, wipe orf ur pout and eet sum pi
whut dat for?
Ol Maus juss messin wif owr minez….
MAUS!!! Whut r u tawkin bout??? Bring ur electric purrsonalatee bak heer. Wii charged up bye ur presentz among us. U put a spark in ower dai. U complete ower circuit. ( R u gettin awl dees power referenzez?)
‘S real nice of you… I had a pair a lols wehn I reeded it.
pair a lolz, WIN
der S’real goes gud wif teh pair of lols but the power pun strand meks me wanna go ohm.
Tribble, u better stawp teh power refs or lightenin will striek us! Mai hare standin on end, let me show u it
self-recharging kitteh
Congaratelectricashuns on tawp nawt-sekkind, lolnascar! An wii haz a braid!!! Pi stawl commin up! Who wantz cherrii pi?
3.14
How wii fines teh aria ob teh cherii in cross sekshun? (Paajin Alec Tribb(ec)le!)
Izz da afreecan or europeean cherri?
uh oh. Nao I iz in ober mai depff. Ai noez tehrz a ref tehre, but ai duzznt bememeber wut….
hint:
itz the HOLY GRAYLE of comedee moviez….
What? I don’t know…
*Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……………..*
:shocK: *gasp* Iz. . . .nawt. . . .paw. .si. . .bul. . . *thud*
*rises weeklee frum teh ground*
*sinks bak again*
Janet, iz wii puttin awn a play or a konzert enneetiem suun? I bin bai teh theatre an it looks dark– skwatting, wii can haz it?
Wai zauberflote! What EBBER maid yoo think of a play??? LOL!!
Ai’m still planning hao to do it. Wun thing ai noe – it CAN be dun. Wif awl the aktors rite frum heer.
An ai’m also werking awn teh skript. We’ll start eezee -wif a short wun akt.
Gibbocat reelee did build a Byootiful theatre, dint he???
Gibbocat an hiz byootifull theatre, let us show ebbereebuddee it! Ai wuz kinda wundrin for awile nao if wii wud put awn a play 4 MaryO returnin. Sinse wii gotz teh theatre nao an awl.
*whispers*
Janet, itsa Monty Python rooteen. “I don’t know” is teh stock response to teh setup.
*whispurrs* But ai havn’t seen taht wun yet!!!! *beginz to week inconsolablee* *but rememburs to gib Maus bak hiz Byootiful linnen hankee wif teh monogram awn it, nao awl freshlee washed an irined an smelleing of lilics*
An such a prittee braid it iz!!!
Ai’m brining a big pot ov fresh cawfee (mai Indio blend frum Hochland), wif creem an shugar (demarara) an teh spenda (produkt placement – we haz it). Plentee fur ebreewun.
Hawt fresh frum teh ove cheeree pi????? Heer’s mai playte. Pleeze. But wait – shuddn’t we put sum canduls innit “furst?”
Candulls 4 birfday eve? U fink? Well, candulls is prittee ennywayz, ok!
*Cutz lrg peese pi fur leeza-b*
*splorbp, 3.14 tbsp wippee creem*
Heer u go!
Kitteh can has Grownd Fawlt Sircut Inturrupshuns?
Hon, u furgot tu plug da kitteh in lass nite! Now heez gonna sleep awl dai!
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Gud mornin zauberflote. Can wii haz wippeded creem on dat cherri pi?
Assabolootlii! Wii gotz teh skwirrells awl charjed up an reddy to wip teh creem.
*Hawls owt skwirrel*
*skwirrl frantiklii wips wif himz widddle feet*
*carefullee plopz 3.14 tbsp wippy creem on a big ginormaus peese pi*
There u go!
ohai ZF!
BTW… did u has the 30 ft choklit caek still? I nevver saw SarahD come by to sellybrate her birfdai yesturday… so I iz WAY overstawked on whippy creem!!!
O, dat caek iz loooong gawn. But tomorrow ai maeks anudder wun. Lolnascar haz to com bakk an tell me wut nubmber ai shud put awn it. Yooohooooz, lolnaaascar! Wer rrrrr uuuuu?????
put a big ol’ 39 on it.
an I shall be 39 ebbery year hereaftur!!
K, will doo. Ur caek will also hab 39 candullz. but I wuz reelee tryin to maek teh djoek? Liek, u wantz a 3, or a 8, or enneefing but a 24???
nnooo 24!
U meens, “Nnoooo, I wantz 24 cuz he so hawt”, or u meens, “Nope don wantz 24″ ??
24. Do. Not. Want.
lolz
im a jr gal
K, I putz a teenee tiynee liddle 8 in teh corner, k?
I was thinking Keifer Sutherland, and then, JR Ewing… duh.
add one moar 8…
his number is 88 dis year.
Ok, so I don folloe teh carz sinse wii duzznt lib in Rich Mond ennee moar..
my nascar geekiness, let me show u it
SarahD’s bifday wuz yesterday???? Since we ar rong – but rite – cuz nao we ar sillybrayting Lolnascar’s last day ov being 38 – purrhaps we can hav he 30 ft choklit caek tomorrow an doo BOF birdays togedder.
But wait!!! it getz bedder. Old lurker had a birfday last week too. Awn Freidegg, ai think. She, too – sayed – ai thot – taht it wuz reelee today.
So we cud hav a BRAID birfday partee. *happee sigh* it just getz BEDDER!!!
and if I’m nawt mistaken, that meens THREE CAEKS!!!!!!
K, I gotz mush prep…perpr…raperp…gettin reddee to do! Ai needz nawt wun, nawt too, but free ob Cweenmj’s bubbllz to be liftin teheez 3 caeks. Summbuddee gonna havta bloe dem bubblz pruttee big 4 a 30-ft caek! Get to werk, guise! I’z a baekin fuul heer, cant u see Iz bizzy?
No no no no no no no no!!!!!! Taht mite REELEE put teh “silly” in teh silly brayting!!!
Besidez. therez awnlee ruum fur WON 30 foot caek awn mai stone boat, an eben tehn it’s hangin over!!!
Oh – ai furgotted cweenmj’s bubblols. But ai wud think it mite taek three ov tehm just to lift WON 30 ft caek!!
Day iz majic bubblz, onlee taekz won per caek, fank gudniss!
Heer ya go ZF, heer’z 3 bubblez. Dey b
kolapsikated rite now. Awl u needing 2 dew iz
> think POOF < dere dey r. iz majicle.
leeza, i can offer sum albino squirrlols 2 help with teh creem. they lives inna park near me. they r prolly purty fast cause they have no camo colors.
that wud be teh awesome!!
Albino skwirrlz? Must make nice wyte whippy creems!!
WHAT”S RONG WIF YOO PEEPL!!! Dunt yoo no taht R aminal ABUSE? Teh pore skwirll is frantik becos iz trying to getting awai frum teh wipping creem! Daree produx is teh POYSIN furr skwirlls!!! Hims cud habbing hart attak, oar jumping rite owt ob hims skin frum teh feer adn panik!! Honestlee!!
*drops mask* Hai, dat wuz teh funn!
Wow! that wuz grate 4.5 kittehs. Bold n Caps made fur berry scary reading. And squirrlol feetz r so berry poor-us, 2. oh noes
Oh nawt to wurrie!!
Didn’t ai tell u awl we haz the speshul booties that the skwirrles putz on befoar tehy goes to werks? The skwirell union insisted on taht.
Yep. Skwirell bootie. I sed it.
Fanks Kayjoy!
“Skwirell bootie”: lolz!
lolz
teh burger rateings is gotta be back enny dai nao, rite? rite?? pleeeeeeezzzz??
thare is a hummering berd rite owtsied mai windoe 2dai. kittehs r verrree happpee…..chattering in taht funnee kitteh wai.
ooo, wer u lib, u gotz hummerz alreddee????
humming berdz r so fantastic- n put on a good show fur kittehs!
thanks fur ur lovely commint. @@@@@@@@@@burgerz
we lives in sowth looeezeeanna. it will b 85 degeez 2dai. teh hummerz r teh happee heer.
I duzznt dare put owt a hummerfeeder. Lass summer
mai kittehz cawt wun. An we spesifically duzznt feed teh burdz, so az nawt to put dem in enny danjer….
mai kitiz ar indorez, dey luffz da burdfeedur kuz it ar Realitee Kat Teebee!
Lazz nite, mai KB (hoo lookz alot liek dis kiti, onlee KB nont has wyte feetz) wuz out on walkies wif me, him sawd a big ole moff dat wuz sippingz nektur at da azaelyaz…
WHAP!!
Moff gottid awae saef, but KB had teh fun.
Can u heer me nao?
My puter seems borked.
Test test 1 2 free
ok, so it werks,
so werdpress eetin my replies
Ai juss got dawn heer, an reedin u lawd an cleer!
AI iz just spent a berree happee owr playin wif mai cheezfrenz. See u awn teh rasecorse! Wee muss ware fawncee hats, ob cours! TTFN!
see ya’s..im goin too
ok, now im reely going..been trying to reply to pwnedby2 for like 5 times now. grrrrrrrrrrr
Dis be for PwnedBy2Kittehs:
Sry to heer of the hopsital visit tomorrow, dey no fun. My daughter gets teh infooshuns ebbery 6 wks, takes all day. No funs indeed. Last week, she got 4 pokes to get teh IV
I hatez deh pokingz!!!
I b habbing deh vanez dat like 2 b playing hide adn seek.
Wen I get teh kolesterawl cheks dey pokez adn pokez.
I mading a ruel: if dey pokez 3 times adn no getz deh bludz, I cum bak
next day adn dey can try agen.
Sumtimez dey no liking mai ruel. but I insistingz.
Same thing in horsepistol: 3 strikes yer owt — getting sum1 else 2 dew
deh pokingz.
Mai bodee — mai ruelz!!!!
OOOOH I likes yer rulz. Can I burrow dem fur mai nextest testes? Mostest tymes de techs bees good but sumtymes dey needs must go bak to class. I had 1 unce yu were cousin an gots to gossip wit mai mom an furgot to watch watt she were doing. Tube filled wit blood. Blood came outta end ob tube. Blood slurted all ober. Bed got all bloody. I was staring an staring, cause was berry freaky. (An I was DRUGGED). Butt I gotta admit gossip were gud struff. Nao I no why cousins look lilike otters.
An nebber nebber let de “I’m an M.D.!” stick pins or needles inta yu. Technik dey do not hab!
absolutelee u can 2 b using mai rulez!!
Telling dem “I am not pincushun!!!!”
1 time deh nurse cud not putting deh IV in sew deh anasteziologist
didding it. Him had tew finding a vane in deh base uv deh thum!!
Him axshullee did a gud job.
dat’s mee tew, wif the hard vanes to find! Plus, ai bledez slow.
Wunce- we started in teh arm, then went to teh hand, and had to prick the finger to get one tube filled up. Pleh.
One thing that halps, fur me, is to drink a big glass uv watters befoar I go in. Dunno if that wud halp u guyz r nawt. Plus, I alwais tell them, I’m a hard stik! and givez them the evul eyez.
I goes nao to de blud doner klinik, an I used to bees de 2nd slowest bleeder dey had. One gud tech toll me to drink, drink, an drink afor cuming.
HEY! weirdpress, lemme finish!
As I were saying: Zo I diddit an it wurked. Nao I alus do an I is down to 10 min. Zo muches butter. I is a hard stik too, butt nao I says “jus follow de dots in mai elbo, an it will be invane.”
Coarse I still hasta stay away frum de doctors cuming to klinik to practise on us. I am not a pinnygig, no, no, no.
One moor bit ob advice, don makes dem laff. Dere hands shake an dey poke holes in da rong places. Wanna see mai scars?
absololooooootely! MD’s r nawt nurses, or licenssed med teks! Doktor wif needul: DO. NOT. WANT. !
awlso, iz tehr another rule abowt anastheesiolologists having to be good looking? every one i’ve ever met(from the wrong end of a needle) has been good looking. grrrl or boy…
Ob coarse, wood yu wanna sleep witt an ugly boy/girl?
yu is sooooo rite. dey is guudluukin, an ai is verree sensitiv to teh sleepiness drugs- so ai never gets a chanss to sey moar den ‘ohai! zzzzzz’
Itz so hard 2 b flirting wen awl u get 2 b saying iz
ninetea-nine, ninetea-ate, ni…..
I allus wonderd — duz deh doc say: nitee-nite??
Oh hai agin..itz mii frum lasterday. I r triin so hardz to lernz. reed dikshunary n awl. But.. what teh hek is URI? I gotta use dat fing, or no? I triz not aks too menny kweschins. I r teh cyur, curr, um.. I gist wana no, yanno?
Exlr8n. HAI!!! Nice too see yoo again. Ai dont know eggsactlee waht it iz – but – sum adivce!!! GOOGLE iz yur frend. ENEthing liek that yoo don’t know – google it. Chancez are reel gud yoo will get the answers.
Uniform Resource Identifer
URI
i went 2 wikipedia.org and i got moar info than i needed but im not sure if it will help u find how 2 get 2 the site u want.
Calling all computer geeks (with or without hat with propellor)& computer saavy peeps! lil halp?
Fanks so mush Kayjoy n JanetCan Has4Kittehs! I r googl and wiki and figer it oaut. Dint fill it oaut wen I snez teh commint and dint hurtz nuffin; so finks no needz it ennyhaow.
Lasterday wen alla youz typeed teh baccard onna mirror one; my head hurtted… I canna plai that hardz yet…. too new… but ai r terhe watching you and giiglng.
I lukked fur a long time before I posted a commints.
There is SO much infurmashuns awn teh ICHC website! Luk fur the links rite heer. U shud be able to find LOTS of infurmashuns!!
Hai Exlr8n. Ai didn’t noe wut teh URI wuz when ai came heer teh nawt-secund tiem. Ai had 2B lukkin itz up too. Ai procrat…procastin….put off teh joynin ob teh commintz- wuz afeared dat ai wud bork compyootur – not noe-in teknikal stuffz. Ai am compyootur igor….ignera…..stoopy. But ai iz here nao adn nuttin iz broken. Iz all gud!
If dis wuz mai kitteh, Sam, wii wud all B in trubble adn poor Sam wud B eelektokyooted. Babie boi kitteh noms tru cords in 1/10th ob a nanosecund. Ai beleebs he iz teh fastest nommer in teh wurld. Purrhaps, he jus eksersizin teh pointee ens in hiz mowth…practissin fur futyoor kitteh olympic nommin sport.
N-E wais, wii haz had 2 babeh pruf teh entire haus.
Oh, poor liil Sam! Youz ebber b usin da bitter apples on da kordz? Bitter Apples.. do not wants!
ai will hab to trii dat. Sam duz hab an overshun to teh strawng sents so maybii itz will wurk.
Thnx!
Must use certified adapter with Kitteh when overseas.
Ai gotz teh adapters. Ai kan go obersees nao? Ai needz vacashun.
Australia,
Belgium,
Catstantinople…
N-E-wun who hazn’t mooved on to next picshure thred…. feeline free to finish list. Ai haz to go gib speech on goggie heartworm prevention nao. It be serious speech wid care-troll voice. Ai purrsuades speech class peeps to prevent heartworms. Did u know dat kittehs can get teh heartworms too? Seems to not be as prev….prevyl….common as in goggies- but teh can getz dem.
Kthnxbai.
Denmark
Estonia
Finnland
G. . .
Germany
Holland
Ireland
Jutland (whew)
K….
Jutland????
Kansus Citee
Latvia
Mar-say (dat’s in Fronse)
Norgwey
Oman
Papua new guinness
Qatar
R
Romaynea
Sowf Affryka
Thyland
Uzbekkystan
Vietnomnomnom
Western Sahairra
X-Soviet Republix
Yemen
Zimbobwai
Whooo hooo!!1 Sum Trip!!!
Kitteh haz oaverlowded teh receptikles; sune cirkit braiker wil kik awn:
Statik lektrizitee frum kitteh’s fur wil figger inna mix, adn tehn:
FZZZZZZZTTTTT!!!!! CRAKKEL!!!!!!!!!! ZAPPP!!!!! PHSSSSSSSTTT!!! POP!!!!!!!
(AUL INNA DAURK!!!!!!!!!!!)
MRRRRRAAAAAAOOOOO????
onoes! i got shoked with da elecktrisity!!!
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