Kitteh Car Wash
Kitteh Car Wash Slo but thorho
kitteh gud at washing dishs awlso.
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Yer winder haz a flaver…
Conskratchytongue-ulashuns, Maus on tawp of tye! Wii openz teh tyeboo tiik an ebbereebuddee kan hab sum prezintz!
Maybee wii singz, “Gonna likk taht rane rite offa dat car” ? an dances all inna serkl, “Rain rane go awai, com aggen sum odder day”
Want sum chawklit chawklit chip muffinz?
cud iz hav sum tu?
Ebbereebuddee getz sum! Teh tee-trollee iz ober heer, wif dozzenz ob muffinz, hawt chawklit, coffee (Spanish and odderwiez), tee an ornj joos. Comangedit wonanawl!
tanks!
*gets chawkilt muffin*
yummer
mores muffians?
nom nom nom
nom nom
i can has anuzzer wun???
dey is delektible!!
343, eetz awl u wantz! Cyberfudz is caleree-frii!
eye boughts cheezburgers!!!!!
fur ebberones
Fankoo Britt! I’z hungree furr lunch nao!
nomnommmphmphnomnom*burp*skusemii
ur sellcome hers anoder!
ur excusi!
i also broughts milks!!!!!
Tastes liek chickn.
Mmm. Wud u liek frys wiht taht?
i woods!
Tehn we has Ben n Jerry EYES CREAM for duzzurt.
ymmahys! eye gots mah bowls.. so wheres da foods?
I’ll take muffins an koffee, plz. I still got lots of antik receipt sno eye-scream to share. An de offer of free sno is still open. Any takers?
LOL!!! This thred, it had a lurkur!!!
Butt – it also haz –
chawklit muffins AND cheezburgers – awl caloree free???
Ai’ll start wif teh chawkilt muffin – Ten Q’s to yoo, deer zauberflote! Yummee az awlwayz!
choklit muffinz iz garrenteed tu bringz owt teh lurkerz frum teh lurkin-playses
fank oo zauberflote an udder peepz fur bringin awl deez delishus fuudz!
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ai’ll hab a choklit muffn, plzkthx.
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*wif mouf full* mmmmmm iz teh yummeh!
I can see the brilliant sales pitch for this now. “first, we spray the car with a fish flavoring … “
grate bizniz model! It praktikly sells itself!
Gud tu see yur name, s.t.e.n.d. Hav nawt seen in a lawng tiem. But that mite be me. I werks too many!
May I cleen ur windoes?
will clean winders fur kwaters.
Most kittehs will cleen fur cheezburgerz.
Mai kitteh used2 lyck tub after ai got outta shower. Ai figgered skratchy tong wuz better than da Skrubbin Bubblez.
lolz
Mai tuxie duz dat nao – I fink he duz it to dry orf his sleepink spot. Doan aks me whi he lieks to sleep in teh tub…
cuz its a warm, cozy spot after sum1 iz dun with a hawt bath?
N iz nies cool plaec onna hot day!
I haz heerd ov “soft cloth” car washes. But “stratchy tongue”?
lolz! hai maus
U needz tu git da winshield wyperz fixeded on dis car. Da buggz keep hitin mee in da butt!
Ai HAET wen dat happenz! LOL!!!!1!!!
Wutsamatter wif u? Mai kittehs chaasez an eets dem buggz! Nootrishus an tastee!
Iz hard tu chaze buggz onna moovin veehicle. Gotta hold on!
O, wii haz teh speshul kitteh-harnessez taht maeks it eezee 4 dem 2 stai awn teh hood…..
Lyke kitteh hood orneemintz? Kewl!
Hm… I has seed this mask befoar sumwhere?
*Puts on CT mask*
GASP!!!!!!
U cannot put ur kitteh on a movin car!
The kittehs fur wud get awl mussed up, and plus the bugz wud fly up in it, and then u’d haz a fur tangled buggy matt kitteh! Not 2 mentshun the damajes to teh poynett ends trying to hold awn teh car, and wiffowt teh poyntee endz, kitteh is basiculllyl DEFENCE-LESS and nawt want to evun THINk abowt if teh kitteh fell off!!! He wud haz to du eggsepshunal aerobiks to avoyd gettin hit and WHERE is the arobikx instructur and vet teck,- tehy shud be alerted IMMMODERATELY!!
HORRORZ!!!!
*mask off*
Hey, that IS fun!
ohai Diamond Kitteh, how is u todai?
Ohai leeza-b! Ai R gud, fanks, even tho ai beeing a twerk. Hao R U?
P.S. Ai has a date tewmorro! (nawt wif a fyremans, tho).
OOoo! U meens ai am not the onlee single kitteh heer? LOL
Hoap u haz a fun and sparklee date!
Im a twerk too… ackshully, I duzzent haz intertubes at hoam now… so if I’m heer, Im a twerk!
leeaa-b – tehre ar LOT ov singul kittehs heer!! Ai’m nawt sure about sum ov them – but ai can haz a gud guess!!
Oh JCK4K – dew shar ur gesses!
itz very interesting to see, when the othur peepul reveels a littul, if they are totully differunt frum what you has imajinned, or totally just whut u thot! so menny diffrent types, ages, wut they do for a living, etc… itz neat that awl these diffrent peepuls getz alowng so well heer! If only it wuz the same IRL!
Nao I haz ‘Imagine’ in my hed..
Fanks!! Ai can being awn abowt 5 daets wif hims alreddee, n hims be berree sweet n fun. Hims telling mii ai R prettee.
Hims noes teh wai to a woman’s hart!
Ai recentlee gotted hi-speed at hoem, so taht’s Y ai being heer so mush sum daze. Mai adikshun, let mii sho u itt…
Did he pass teh kitteh test?
Haznt bin to mai plaec yet. He wuld habbing to pass teh 4.5 kitteh test, tew.
He wuz a liddel wurried to telling mii hims alerjic to kittehs. Butt he haznt showed annee simptims yet, n ai R ushallee cobbered in teh kitteh floof!
DIZCLAYMERZ: Da commentz mayde bout da kitteh bein on da moovin car wuz in responze tu da picher provided bye ICHC. An wuz purelee fur yur lol pleasure. Eye iz in no wai advocating puttin da kitteh on da hood uff da car whyle it iz moovin. Iff u needz tu discuzz diz further, u can cawl mye attorneez, Sylvestur, Garfield & Tom at 1-800-CHAZ-AMBULANZ (Izz toll phree)
Woah, 2 dizclaymerz in 2 daiz. Hazzent had tu due wun in a looong tyme. Eye bettah watch mye commentz!
eye finks toms out fur da day
Lukin fur Jerry?
eye finks so, he said its verry importnts
he’s with Ben.
ohs feels bad fur tom
no itz ok, they’re just makin up the next noo i scream flavur.
“Wind o’ Drops”
or
Drops o’ Wind
They’re nawt sur yet wich.
oohs eye musta trys tu
Yum! teh best flavur ever!
Maybe then there’s:
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Tummy Tub Trickles
Water Glass Tongue Stretchies
Tipped Over/Lap Up Off Floor Yummers
1 scupe of vanila rihgt heer in mah bowl plz.
Ai lubs teh Tribble Disclaymers! Ai muss do moer Caeartroll impre….ipmers…imepr…lookee-lykees!
Fun – AND well dun!!! Eggselent, leeza-b.
fanks, my first tyme trying on the CT mask!
wut a rush.. kind of liek the Jim Carree movie- but with bettur actin (she said immoderatlee).
MUCH bedderer actin tahn Jimcary! Nawt taht it’s hard – but taht wus an eggsellent bit ob caertrolling! Ai gibs yu bergerbergerbergerbergerberger!!!
Ooh, Ambercat, I is feeling so honnored!
Cuz u doez the BESTEST Caretrolling!
U furgod tu sai dat deh rainwadder iz DURTEE!
Yessss, but wot do dey WET teh car wif?……EWWWW!!1!
Skratchy tong gets windoes xtra cleen.
Fronsch kissin, ur doin it wrong
@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!
dis no taste like chokolit rain.
could it B purple rayne?
GMTA!
squeeeek
squeeek
squuueeeeeek
squeeeeek
ok mister… uz owe me 5 sents
Mayor Rudi drove the sqeegee qats off the streets but now Mayr Bloomberg has relaxed enfortsmunt and deys comin back. l
You got a Benz. I got a busket. Gimme a dollar!
Wow, there is a whole site just for monitor pets.
http://www.mymonitorpets.com/gallery_cats.php
Kitteh winder licker leanrs frm humns
BTW, I got Esther some sillycone windsheeld wipers at tirerack.com and dey are most wunnerful. Dey last longer an werk bedder, just lyk the sillycone spatchyoulas werk beddr inna kitchen. Cost is more but werf it. I rekomends dem fer all Cheezpeeps dat drive in places ware schmootz falls from sky.
Thanks! Mai squeeky waypers r drivin me nuts!
Mein too!!! Waht kin drive yoo crazier faster tahn squeekee waypers????
NUTHING!!!
INO JCH4K, a stickee spot onna kichen floar makes me priddy krazee priddy kwik. But den I don’t has so far to go from Sol normal to Sol crazy.
Stickee spot onna kichen floar iz bad – butt itz eezee to wipe up.
awn teh odder hand, you’re STUCK wif teh squeekee wayper if itz rayining!!!
Schmootz?? PLEH!! no wants!!
schmootz happins
Butt, butt – whar has taht tung bin B 4?!?
Albuquerque
Bora Bora
Cat’s nether regions
D…
dawgies ears
evergreen trees
f…
Dog butts
Ebereewear
Frans
G…
groyn (chello playun posishun)
hrbls
iliopectineal bursa
j…
Jugs ov milk
Kitteh behines
Legs (kitteh an hyoomin)
M….
wut??
er,
Joosy emptee tuna canz
Karry owt containers left untended
Likkin the paws to take baff
Pinkee pinkee toepads (prance prance caper prance)
Questing for toona jooce
Rear end
metatarsal phalangeal joints
nayles (real and imajinaree)
olecranon process
(Somebodee stop me)
OK!! Ai’ll trai.
What iz an “olcranon porcess?”
*psst, JCH4K*
do u think maybee SBC is a VET TECK??
um, ai dont remember that, but I thot LN was a wimmin! LOL
cud bee??? Wudn’t bee teh furst tiem ai wuz rong!!!
peediatrishun…but rly no diffrunce!!”)
Donut stop – ai lubs teh medicle tawk!
Just behind teh ear… ooooh yeah!
Kneecaps
London when kitteh wented to see teh qween
Menee stranj plaices
Nether rejuns ov teh kitteh
Odder rejuns ov teh kitteh
P…
Pi-splattured rejuns of kitteh
Quiet rejuns of kitteh
Rejunal rejuns of kitteh
*d’oh, rong place*
Pinkee pinkee toepads (prance prance caper prance)
Questing for toona jooce
Rear end
WIN!!1!
p—- (also known as the “hoo hoo”)
quiet-walking floofy furs bah-tween toez
ribs
Seberal udder unmenshunabl plaeces
Toona kans
Under der floofy toeses
V…
various hards to reachs places fur kitteh buddies
windows
x…
Xtra larg bags o crunchy fud
yello-fin tunah
zebra tayles
salmon
toona
uglee fishes
HALP!! Muh tung is tuck to da freezer case doah! Callah firemens! I feel lyk Ralffies fren at the fragpole.
da firemens say dey be on duh wayz.. antink i cans gets fur ya?
da firemens say dat they on der ways, cans i gets u summting?
Uh oh, tehy donut stand a chans – LCB is heer.
Did someone say firemans?
*primps, puts on new sparkly lolcatburglar mask*
Oooh, ai likes deh firemans too- nuff to share??
firemenz ushulee come on big twucks in grupes of 4 an 6….les order sebberal twucks
or, we can wayte til they haz a BBQ, then the whole skwad shud be on hand, plenny fur everywun!
and ai duzznt meen BBQ….
lolz… thts all i can says lolz!
Well, we is expecting a hole truckload of them, so probably.
Whare in VA u is? I libs there 2. Mabye we could go visiting to teh local firemans stations!
Shikago neerbai….feeld trip to fire hous be rly fun…..try on each others outfits. You know, dey say we picks our jobz by the clothesses we gets to wear.
aiz souf ub Richmond- deh bez fyremens right akross deh rode from meh offus- vewy handy! We haz to call sumtymez when vewy sik peeps in offus- nice fyremens bonus of job sumdayz..
Oh, I libs is teh N. Va, just across teh ribber from teh Warshington DC. One place whare I libbed my assigned voting place was teh local firemans station. I voted each and every week. Whut? U say there is no voting this week, Mr. Firemans? Whoopsie. Mah bad. *snicker*
Now I has to vote at a stoppy middle school. No funs a-tall.
LOL! iz ranz theer todai? ai tired of ranz an schmootz!!
Is teh sunshine a little today, but I has teh allergy eyes. Mah left eyeball feels like somewun is tryin to pushing it out of mah hed from behind.
Pollen, pleh!
Nawt sumone, is a pollin sprouting inta a plant an rooting an growing bak dere. I think I gotta tree in mai rite eye t’dai. Yup, a thorny tree.
here fyremens run amulance tew..
dats wut u getz for taking a trippul-dawg-dare!!
whos dids teh darings?
ai can’t remembur, maybee Ralfie, maybee the red hedded bullee kid?
er, haz u ever seen A Christmus Storee?
eye shur haz
fireman wut is nawt distracted buy LCB an her spangley dangles tries to affect de reskew and only minor injuries result. Kitteh’s tung is bangdaged and naow the kitteh tawks funneh, sounds lyk lolspeek. Be awl bedder an bak to likkin tings tomorrer. Many firemens gonna wunder wut happend to der watches when dey git back to fyrehaus.
ohs eye c’s nows
Im sure LCB just wanted an excyoos just to drop in at the fyrhaus… ai think they can expect to see her, just as soon as she haz her sparklee mask on gud and tite!
they mite not AWL get ther watches back tho….
LCB is a liddle kwazy fer teh fyremens but she nawt stoopy, I fink she mite rern 1 watch ebbey day fer a munth.
conveinent kitteh hlds place in mah hearts
Yr kar b dun in abowt fwee yeerz.
Yez, we r kunsidurin haiyurin moar den wun kitteh.
someone just named me dis at myspace in a messages.. saying eye funnahy and eye must likes puddings..o-O
teh shnozberryz taste like schnozberryz.
roodles kittehs tanks for da muffins and ice creams … btw dis is Britt had tu cahgne it to mui new kittens name pudding. eye iz off tu art history nows
O hai! Ai r teh new heer. I haz bin lurkingz and praktiz my lolspeek. Mebbe ai trai to come bak someteim n plai?
plz to com bak aneetiem yoo wantz! lotz ob fun an ebreewun so nise!
yur lolspeek very gud. we haz manee diffrunt aksents an dialk – diyal – wayz ob talkin teh lolspeek heer. onlee rool in lolspeek iz not to sayz teh meenie fings.
Yur LOL speek iys jes Wunnerfull; doan bees shy;
Doan hasta aks eivver tu plai-jes jump rite iyn-waddur bees jes fineses!!!
O-dis wunnerful plais! I are takin teh carez of my nees todai. She r foar ann she karriez aroun my kitteh bye teh tummeez an teh kitteh is soo jentl. Ai are prowd of teh kitteh an nees. Kitteh is neew to teh houz tihs weekz. Her namez be “Saki”
Ai r foloe rulz an nebber be teh meen!
kthxbai.
con-cat-chulayshuns on teh noo kitteh. alwayz fun havvin teh noo kitteh in teh hows! She beez gud frenz wif yur littl nees, taht mus be so kyoot!
This calico is BEAUTIFUL. I wish I could see a pic of her pretty face, un-mottled by the rain.
Notice how teh kitteh has removed only the drips beneath her face. U can’t see her all at once, she makes u wait 4 it. She is doin a driptease!
Da shnozzbawies taste wike shnozzbawies!
teh bugshplats tayst liek bugshplats!!
Kitteh wurkin hers waiy thru kollidje; wunts tu earnses byg tipp!!!
Foar smaull xtra fee, her wil tung-warsh leathur caur-seets; adn use poyntee eynds tu klean aout awl taht popcorm onna floorses inna bak seet.
the snozberries taste like snozberries!
Yay, my furst front page capshun!
concatshoolayshuns on teh grate capshun!!11!!
YAY!!!
Gud fer yous!
Yay! My furst front page capshun!
If you pays kitteh a dollr he gos away. But theys alwaes comes back. Jus wants to go buys cheezburgr an drink wisky.
Uh Oh. Elp EE! A tung, ith tuck!
I just want to let you guys know (especially the person who created THIS LOLCat) that it was published in the Toronto Globe and Mail as part of an article about icanhascheezburger.com looking to hire someone else.
YOU’RE INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS NOW!!! WOOHOO!!!!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20080428.LWLOLCAT28/TPStory/
how cute
how cute is that kitty its gorgouse