Kitteh Car Wash
Kitteh Car Wash Slo but thorho
kitteh gud at washing dishs awlso.
picture: awwpix.com. lol caption: (?)
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Yer winder haz a flaver…
Conskratchytongue-ulashuns, Maus on tawp of tye! Wii openz teh tyeboo tiik an ebbereebuddee kan hab sum prezintz!
Maybee wii singz, “Gonna likk taht rane rite offa dat car” ? an dances all inna serkl, “Rain rane go awai, com aggen sum odder day”
Want sum chawklit chawklit chip muffinz?
cud iz hav sum tu?
Ebbereebuddee getz sum! Teh tee-trollee iz ober heer, wif dozzenz ob muffinz, hawt chawklit, coffee (Spanish and odderwiez), tee an ornj joos. Comangedit wonanawl!
tanks!
*gets chawkilt muffin*
yummer
mores muffians?
nom nom nom
nom nom
i can has anuzzer wun???
dey is delektible!!
343, eetz awl u wantz! Cyberfudz is caleree-frii!
eye boughts cheezburgers!!!!!
fur ebberones
Fankoo Britt! I’z hungree furr lunch nao!
nomnommmphmphnomnom*burp*skusemii
ur sellcome hers anoder!
ur excusi!
i also broughts milks!!!!!
Tastes liek chickn.
Mmm. Wud u liek frys wiht taht?
i woods!
Tehn we has Ben n Jerry EYES CREAM for duzzurt.
ymmahys! eye gots mah bowls.. so wheres da foods?
I’ll take muffins an koffee, plz. I still got lots of antik receipt sno eye-scream to share. An de offer of free sno is still open. Any takers?
LOL!!! This thred, it had a lurkur!!!
Butt - it also haz -
chawklit muffins AND cheezburgers - awl caloree free???
Ai’ll start wif teh chawkilt muffin - Ten Q’s to yoo, deer zauberflote! Yummee az awlwayz!
choklit muffinz iz garrenteed tu bringz owt teh lurkerz frum teh lurkin-playses
fank oo zauberflote an udder peepz fur bringin awl deez delishus fuudz!
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ai’ll hab a choklit muffn, plzkthx.
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*wif mouf full* mmmmmm iz teh yummeh!
I can see the brilliant sales pitch for this now. “first, we spray the car with a fish flavoring … “
grate bizniz model! It praktikly sells itself!
Gud tu see yur name, s.t.e.n.d. Hav nawt seen in a lawng tiem. But that mite be me. I werks too many!
May I cleen ur windoes?
will clean winders fur kwaters.
Most kittehs will cleen fur cheezburgerz.
Mai kitteh used2 lyck tub after ai got outta shower. Ai figgered skratchy tong wuz better than da Skrubbin Bubblez.
lolz
Mai tuxie duz dat nao - I fink he duz it to dry orf his sleepink spot. Doan aks me whi he lieks to sleep in teh tub…
cuz its a warm, cozy spot after sum1 iz dun with a hawt bath?
N iz nies cool plaec onna hot day!
I haz heerd ov “soft cloth” car washes. But “stratchy tongue”?
lolz! hai maus
U needz tu git da winshield wyperz fixeded on dis car. Da buggz keep hitin mee in da butt!
Ai HAET wen dat happenz! LOL!!!!1!!!
Wutsamatter wif u? Mai kittehs chaasez an eets dem buggz! Nootrishus an tastee!
Iz hard tu chaze buggz onna moovin veehicle. Gotta hold on!
O, wii haz teh speshul kitteh-harnessez taht maeks it eezee 4 dem 2 stai awn teh hood…..
Lyke kitteh hood orneemintz? Kewl!
Hm… I has seed this mask befoar sumwhere?
*Puts on CT mask*
GASP!!!!!!
U cannot put ur kitteh on a movin car!
The kittehs fur wud get awl mussed up, and plus the bugz wud fly up in it, and then u’d haz a fur tangled buggy matt kitteh! Not 2 mentshun the damajes to teh poynett ends trying to hold awn teh car, and wiffowt teh poyntee endz, kitteh is basiculllyl DEFENCE-LESS and nawt want to evun THINk abowt if teh kitteh fell off!!! He wud haz to du eggsepshunal aerobiks to avoyd gettin hit and WHERE is the arobikx instructur and vet teck,- tehy shud be alerted IMMMODERATELY!!
HORRORZ!!!!
*mask off*
Hey, that IS fun!
ohai Diamond Kitteh, how is u todai?
Ohai leeza-b! Ai R gud, fanks, even tho ai beeing a twerk. Hao R U?
P.S. Ai has a date tewmorro! (nawt wif a fyremans, tho).
OOoo! U meens ai am not the onlee single kitteh heer? LOL
Hoap u haz a fun and sparklee date!
Im a twerk too… ackshully, I duzzent haz intertubes at hoam now… so if I’m heer, Im a twerk!
leeaa-b - tehre ar LOT ov singul kittehs heer!! Ai’m nawt sure about sum ov them - but ai can haz a gud guess!!
Oh JCK4K - dew shar ur gesses!
itz very interesting to see, when the othur peepul reveels a littul, if they are totully differunt frum what you has imajinned, or totally just whut u thot! so menny diffrent types, ages, wut they do for a living, etc… itz neat that awl these diffrent peepuls getz alowng so well heer! If only it wuz the same IRL!
Nao I haz ‘Imagine’ in my hed..
Fanks!! Ai can being awn abowt 5 daets wif hims alreddee, n hims be berree sweet n fun. Hims telling mii ai R prettee.
Hims noes teh wai to a woman’s hart!
Ai recentlee gotted hi-speed at hoem, so taht’s Y ai being heer so mush sum daze. Mai adikshun, let mii sho u itt…
Did he pass teh kitteh test?
Haznt bin to mai plaec yet. He wuld habbing to pass teh 4.5 kitteh test, tew.
He wuz a liddel wurried to telling mii hims alerjic to kittehs. Butt he haznt showed annee simptims yet, n ai R ushallee cobbered in teh kitteh floof!
DIZCLAYMERZ: Da commentz mayde bout da kitteh bein on da moovin car wuz in responze tu da picher provided bye ICHC. An wuz purelee fur yur lol pleasure. Eye iz in no wai advocating puttin da kitteh on da hood uff da car whyle it iz moovin. Iff u needz tu discuzz diz further, u can cawl mye attorneez, Sylvestur, Garfield & Tom at 1-800-CHAZ-AMBULANZ (Izz toll phree)
Woah, 2 dizclaymerz in 2 daiz. Hazzent had tu due wun in a looong tyme. Eye bettah watch mye commentz!
eye finks toms out fur da day
Lukin fur Jerry?
eye finks so, he said its verry importnts
he’s with Ben.
ohs feels bad fur tom
no itz ok, they’re just makin up the next noo i scream flavur.
“Wind o’ Drops”
or
Drops o’ Wind
They’re nawt sur yet wich.
oohs eye musta trys tu
Yum! teh best flavur ever!
Maybe then there’s:
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Tummy Tub Trickles
Water Glass Tongue Stretchies
Tipped Over/Lap Up Off Floor Yummers
1 scupe of vanila rihgt heer in mah bowl plz.
Ai lubs teh Tribble Disclaymers! Ai muss do moer Caeartroll impre….ipmers…imepr…lookee-lykees!
Fun - AND well dun!!! Eggselent, leeza-b.
fanks, my first tyme trying on the CT mask!
wut a rush.. kind of liek the Jim Carree movie- but with bettur actin (she said immoderatlee).
MUCH bedderer actin tahn Jimcary! Nawt taht it’s hard - but taht wus an eggsellent bit ob caertrolling! Ai gibs yu bergerbergerbergerbergerberger!!!
Ooh, Ambercat, I is feeling so honnored!
Cuz u doez the BESTEST Caretrolling!