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two_kittehs

Oh noes I tink I heard the kitteh

stephy

congrashulashions on nawt secund!

two_kittehs

fanks stephy!
I tink it ar a tie wid maus
Maus concats!

KimW

Iz dinnypeeg choking? Kqik performs de hineylick menovver!!!

4½ Kittehs

“hineylick” - lol! :lol:

 
Kato

Mai frenz dotter usta coll it teh Heineken Remover!

 
 
 
 
 
Maus

I can’t believe it’s not butter…

cweenmj

Gud morning, Maus.
wii meeting agin on deh non-cat lol!

Maus

Howdy MJ! Hao is tings?

cweenmj

Ebberyting b ok heer. Howz bai u?

Maus

Eberyting be copaset… capasit… um… reely gud. Fanks…

cweenmj

Just owt uv keeriositeez . . . wear u b?
.
Oar iz ur locashun top secret?
.
*pikchuring maus werking on deh spy computerz. Making teh
*James Bond gadgetz. Souper Cray pooterz dueing deh
*thingz no 1 tawkz about. Peepulz disapeering wen dey
*asking 2 menny kwestyunz. Eerree mewsik. Area 51 Alienz
*kidnapping peepz.
.
Nebber minding. 4git I askinged.
*lukz ober sholder.

Maus

Is not seecrit. I bees in teeny tiney DelaWhere.

cweenmj

♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Wut did Della wear boyz,
Wut did Della wear?
She wore a brand gnu Jersee,
She wore a brand gnu Jersee.

cweenmj

Ida sung moar, but dat b awl I member uv dat
particular song. Adn is noaw tyme 4 mii 2 b getting
going. Needz 2 dew deh shoppingz.
.
Heer, hab a chokklit martoonee.
U b habbing teh gud dai, mah fren. Cheez!

Maus

Fanks
*hick*
TTFN

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altosinger

Ware haz Orrie gone, boiz,
Ware haz Orrie gone?
She’z takin Okla home, boiz,
She’z takin Okla home!

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Jenniffuurr

Wut did Ida hoe, boiz…
She hoed herz Merry Land…

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stephy

hooman! put ur clotheses on.

 
SueBooCat

ecksep you firemens frum preebeeous pic

4½ Kittehs

SueBooCat!!!1! :eek:

Ai liek ur the wai ur mind wurks!

4½ Kittehs

Oops wuz suppose to be :shock:

 
SueBooCat

ohai 4.5000 K….whut kind o’ day u be havvin?

4½ Kittehs

Mitee fien, fanks! Wii habbing teh lublee wevver up heer in teh Grate Whyte, n itz LUNCH TYME!!!1!

Hao bowt U?

Wut kind ob vetr… vetter… aminal doctur U B?

SueBooCat

peediatrishun….saym as vet…non-verble pashunts…crazee parents ob pashunts…da ushuall

 
 
jehkeykat

Wear yu libing? I’m inna Grate Wite Nort, yu betcha. Got a delivery ob 60 cm ob sno dis weak. Eberyting bees berry berry wite, eh?
I’z in Edmonton, Canada)

4½ Kittehs

Ai livving neer Oddywah. Sno finelee alll melted - 60 cm ob sno DO NOT WANT!!!1!

Donut worree, sno shud be gone by August, den u habbing a few weaks ob fall B 4 sno cums again (wii has to perpetuate teh miffs abowt the Grate Whyte, eh?).

4½ Kittehs

P.S. 2 ob mai 4.5 kittehs be sighmeeze. Teh mommeh be chawklit, n teh “babbeh” be seel.

 
leeza-b

U iz a Canaydiun kitteh, eh?

jehkeykat

Wen mai firstest bebe cat dyed, I went to shelter an sayd “I wanna Maine Coonie cat, Plz.” Lady gibes mii a sealy Siamesie (I think womans stoopy). An I takes her home an fallsin lurve. Nao I has mai second sealy cross, so woman was clearly de berry genius lady, eh? Butt I still be wayting fur a Coonie to cum inta mai life.

 
 
 
jehkeykat

Miffs? Like watt? De stories all be tru, I swears (yu canna see mai fingurs I hopes).
Wii has sno 10 months ob de year. Hour parliment building bees a giant enormaus igloo. Wii dribes snomobliles an dog sleds all year. Wii kep polar bares as pets. De national byrd bees a mauskitoe. KPH stands fur Kanadien mils per hour.

 
 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

:?: :!: :?: :!:
Der wuz firemenz on previus pic :?: :?:
I must 2 b chekking dat owt :!: :!:
BRB. :idea: oar mebbe not . . . . .

SueBooCat

not be dat great tho….firemens wud not let us try out der hoses when we went on firehouse feeld trip

cweenmj

I hav ben heering dat teh firemenz hoses foldz up flat.
I wunder how dey doing dat?

 
leeza-b

R we still tawlkin abowt hoses?

cweenmj

Sum uv us r tawking. Sum uv r imaginingz.

 
 
lolcatburglar

They can also run upstares wif their hoses over their sholders!

Go, firemans, go!

lolcatburglar

Meet teh firemans of ur dreems at playwifmatches.com!

 
 
4½ Kittehs

Tehy also can habbing firemans gaems where tehy see who can deploi their hose teh fastest, mong udder fings.

luvscatsVA

ai be feelin a little faint at dis thot…(fanning self)

altosinger

Tawk abowt a hawt flash!! :-)

 
lolcatburglar

Hay, is that a firemans hose ur fanning urself off wif?

SueBooCat

jes member to wash yer paws when you be dun, OK?

SolnEsther

nawt to fergit dat firemans hose are so big an powrful dat yo mus hold wiff boff hands when dey are sprayin. Udderwyze dey myte whip aroun and konk sumbody.

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zski

Dat was mai thowt too - Pants Plz…

 
 
leeza-b

I feel a disturbanse in teh Force!

 
Maus

Maybe the cap should say “Buuurrrrrrrrrppp!!!”

 
Tribble

Gasp! Dis not quadotritacalie!! Whut u servin mee???
granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek

SueBooCat

looks lyke….

…apples
barlee
cormflayks

two_kitteh_limit

donuts
earl grey tea (capitan peecard)
flax (for teh garmishin ob teh playtes?)

altosinger

Jinjur ayl foar tummies
Kreme ob Lolefunt soop
Lubbly let-us

leeza-b

Mixed herbs
Nectarreens
Omelettes

jehkeykat

Peanutty butter
Quesadillas
Ratataoille

 
fikshunkitteh

Peas
Quackers
Raisins
S

fikshunkitteh

Silk of teh corm eers
Tastee cawwots
Ubber Stuff
V

 
nightshayde

Salteen Kwackerz
Tea caeks
Unagi Sooshee

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Whipt creem
xoreos
Yellow pound caek
ZABAGLIONE!!!