Comments on: We hav unaminously changed our decishun.

By: Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits

Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:40:58 +0000

If dey werz meinz, dey wud gao awt after 3rd aor 4th visit 2 door:
picx up bai scruff, swings, toss!!!
repeet until awl kittehs be Awt!
goes an getz towel 4 returning kittehs.
Jesh, it snoez in Laramie in April, Mai, September, odder monz. And in mawntins dere, enny dai, seemz liek. Dey R teh “Snawy” Mtns.!

By: Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits

Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:36:10 +0000

LOL! Ize glad iz nawt mein!

By: Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits

Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:32:00 +0000

Diz mayde meh laff.
(Ekshually, wuz uphill in snow, but awnly on wai hoam, 4 mih. hadd buuts, an koat, butt no tek ni kly advanzed fabrix. Jus cotton cord u Roy, wull, koton flannel. BRRRR!!!)

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:25:00 +0000

wii wantz Cookee-Pi!
wii wantz Cookee-Pi!
wii wantz Cookee-Pi!
etc.
(i can has, at least, Kooky-radius?)

By: Nedz

Nedz — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:47:02 +0000

Srsly? is gud nombination? sounz countrintoovit….comterintuvty….gross.

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:50:03 +0000

sometimes it snows in april…

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:24:12 +0000

butz nawt a beebopareebop rhubarb pi

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:22:18 +0000

but it seems to be ver poplar wiff the granny crowd. If yo go to a Caturday matinee at der opera yo needs a scot airpac fer breevin acause of the parfumes, splashed on by the quart an frequently Jean Nate.

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:14:04 +0000

An ob coarse de proti… progan… Hero ob de story were a CAT!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:05:28 +0000

Iz okay; yoo bee right. Iz instra-mental! Butt doan forget Winteh wunnerlan!

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:22:37 +0000

* big sy* jinglol bellz, frosty, let it sno, sley ryde, non uv deze iz krismus. dey iz just wintr. en sley ryde iz not sposta hav werdz. mai pikkiness, let me sho u it.

By: starling

starling — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:54:27 +0000

LUXURY!

We had to milk FLEAS. Wiv tweezurs and a magnifaying glass.

By: luvscatsVA

luvscatsVA — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:26:00 +0000

snerk!! meh kittehs do dis same thing…only to front door, garage door, den bak door…go out one sekund- PLEH! bak in- shake de wet furz- bak to nother door…

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:14:23 +0000

Bee kine tew teh owld fokeses—sumdai yoo bee wun, tew. (Victor Borge sez, “Sumdai yew bee tew, free.”)

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:51:06 +0000

blert!

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:49:33 +0000

Heinlein ref FTW!

By: starling

starling — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:20:36 +0000

An we no hab nais kooshy howse, we hab mukdonnuldz boks in t middel ob t rode!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:01:22 +0000

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:07:27 +0000

Wut! Lost ur mittenz,
U nawty kittenz!
Den u shall haz no pi.
.
oh, ok. U ken haz a cookee.

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:47:53 +0000

wii losted awr mittenz!
butt kan wii still has pi?
(r mebee, a cookie?)

By: Burnt Eyes

Burnt Eyes — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:34:44 +0000

An’ mittenz! Kitties need teh mittens!

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:26:59 +0000

Dey’ll go owt. Just a mattr ov gettin da nurv up. Lots uv tale twitchin’ furst, an’ lots uv starin’ at da snoe.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:49:32 +0000

Wen I libbinged in Minneesoda, I hadding a kitty hoo lubbed being owt in deh
snow. I had 2 putting deh hand loshun on her liddle pinkee pads 2 keeping
dem frum getting awl crakked adn owie. Her wuz a smartee pantz. She wud
waiting bai deh mailbox 4 me to cumming home; den jumping up on deh
hood uv deh car and riding up 2 deh garage.

By: chrisbg99

chrisbg99 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:20:12 +0000

That’s funny because my family’s male will go out in -20 F weather and come back in the next morning, like “It’s not cold, it’s brisk.”

He’s a tough guy that is for sure. Of course our girls are not nearly as hardy.

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:00:26 +0000

OMG!1!! Jean Nate par fumes! Tahts teh awlfultzest smellin stuff. Do nawt want!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:47:50 +0000

Wii had kitteh (emtyheded but bery sweet) who wud go to back door in teh ranestorm & ask tew go owt. He’d stick himz furree noze owt dere, deside not fur him…. den go to front door & ask tew go owt (kud nawt be ranestorm at BOAF doorz, kud it?)… furree noze owt, no fanks… wandur to back door & star awl ober agin.
Wii called him “Manny the Pooh” – kitteh ob bery liddul brane.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:43:29 +0000

Uglee coatz & hatz & haredos
Veree judjmintul
Woefully unprepared for teh 21st cenchooree

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:30:16 +0000

reli, reli oldz
smel phunny
telz awl da storiz bout whenz uz a bebe
U…..

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:24:24 +0000

3.14159268…… ha! weiz gotz da pi!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:22:34 +0000

wuz troo stori too!
Heinline wrotted it afer watchn himz kitteh goin frum door ta door.. spoose says “oh himz lukn for da door ta summer”
BING! stori ider

momcat

sry for da repeats repeats….

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:20:12 +0000

weiz lukin for da door ta sumber……..

momcat

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:19:36 +0000

Yez, we maek u open door … den we sniff and sniff de kawld air, & den look at u liek itz yur fawlt.

Den we go in & sleep by de wud stov, den we beg 4 fud, den go back 2 back door & ask 2 go owt…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:56:24 +0000

here U goes cbsb, razburriez sno cone and I sendz it wid
the handsum young man sent so kindly by cookie’s human
enjoi!

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:46:24 +0000

Maiking da ugleez
Nawt noing dey ar
Opinionz nawt wante
Pleh
Querulous owld wuman

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:40:02 +0000

Yu ar tu kined. spozed tu be spring but iz lukking berry mux leik rane prtty sune. We duz nedez it. Alla gras nd hilz ar awlredy getting brown.
Happy Erf Dai tu awl! haop we awl duz sumfing gud fur owr erf.

By: keykat

keykat — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:09:57 +0000

I gotta auld receipt fur sno eyes-cream. I makes allu yu up a batch using up alla da piles ob fresh sno wii got hear in Da Grate Wite North. Any leftober sno I kin pack up an send to anybody watt would like sum. Free.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:02:54 +0000

Ai mayke teh snow angilz1!!11!

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:01:50 +0000

Razzburriez, pleez.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:01:01 +0000

w00t

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:00:51 +0000

Doctur Phyl iz burid in mah littur box.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:59:52 +0000

lolz …………………………

teh littur box iz closed!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:59:17 +0000

Jean Nate smellin
Krummy cook (alweys burns cookies)
Lovely fragile tings in her house
M

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:56:44 +0000

Does we haz blueberries?
I will haz blueberries and lemon

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:55:26 +0000

Ummm that souns gud
I meant the chocklits,
what was Uz tinking?

By: Tribble

Tribble — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:55:24 +0000

Lukz lyke wii iz habin sno conez. Gud ting sno cone stand izz ohpen. Luk dey haz menni flavorz! Whut wood u lyke two_kittehs? Ebree wun come git ur snow conez!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:54:31 +0000

Gnarly
Hateses us kittehs
Incont… Inconn… nawt conciderate
J

By: Cookie's Human

Cookie's Human — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:53:28 +0000

Congrats, 2K on your top nawt-sekkond! Thank you for the veggee sammich; I iz sending you some hot choklate (wid whipped creme and a dash of cinamon) to you to keep you warm during the snow storm in this pikshur. I be sending handsome young man to deliver it; hope you enjoy the treat!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:52:03 +0000

doan fergit taht waling barefooted thru snow 3 mylze ta skool uphill bofe wayz dint start til after sloppin hawgs an milkin cows er goats er sheeps er qats er wuteveah

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:49:31 +0000

Kittehs sez taht tehy bees howsecats adn dere gunna doe wut howsecats duz beyst: staiy inna howse.

Awlso sez sumwun eylse hoo iz muches moar kwalifieyd tahn tehm (synce dey haz noe posable fumbs) shud goe awt inna bak yaurd adn bild teh snoe kitteh

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:47:19 +0000

grok dat