We hav unaminously changed our decishun.
We hav unaminously changed our decishun. we stay in heer tooday
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Housebound kittehs haz cabin fevah
Congrashiverashuns 2_kittehs on ur tawp nawt-sekkund spot! Wii haz a braid, too! U wantz a sno-cone, or sum homemade snowcreem? An we can sing Jingle Bellz, or Frosty the Snomann?
fanks z_f, I will haz snow cone
we haz spring here, where iz Uz?
If I sing Jingle Bells will santy pawz bring me giftses ?
i knows I’z a grintch, but i duznt lyk dat krismus carole. purrhops we sing n dans 2 jingel bell rok or wite krismas insted?
Sure why not!
Den we can makez snowman or snowcat
Congrats, 2K on your top nawt-sekkond! Thank you for the veggee sammich; I iz sending you some hot choklate (wid whipped creme and a dash of cinamon) to you to keep you warm during the snow storm in this pikshur. I be sending handsome young man to deliver it; hope you enjoy the treat!
Ummm that souns gud
I meant the chocklits,
what was Uz tinking?
* big sy* jinglol bellz, frosty, let it sno, sley ryde, non uv deze iz krismus. dey iz just wintr. en sley ryde iz not sposta hav werdz. mai pikkiness, let me sho u it.
Iz okay; yoo bee right. Iz instra-mental! Butt doan forget Winteh wunnerlan!
Congravatayshuns on ur top spot two_kittehs! Wii can haz top spot partay an beelayted birfdai partay 4 u!
Fanks Tribble, I ar honored
Lukz lyke wii iz habin sno conez. Gud ting sno cone stand izz ohpen. Luk dey haz menni flavorz! Whut wood u lyke two_kittehs? Ebree wun come git ur snow conez!
Does we haz blueberries?
I will haz blueberries and lemon
Razzburriez, pleez.
I gotta auld receipt fur sno eyes-cream. I makes allu yu up a batch using up alla da piles ob fresh sno wii got hear in Da Grate Wite North. Any leftober sno I kin pack up an send to anybody watt would like sum. Free.
Yu ar tu kined.
spozed tu be spring but iz lukking berry mux leik rane prtty sune. We duz nedez it. Alla gras nd hilz ar awlredy getting brown.
Happy Erf Dai tu awl! haop we awl duz sumfing gud fur owr erf.
here U goes cbsb, razburriez sno cone and I sendz it wid
the handsum young man sent so kindly by cookie’s human
enjoi!
Srsly? is gud nombination? sounz countrintoovit….comterintuvty….gross.
Dat snow playce…. liek hoem, but freezier.
wii’z gonna change owr minds agin in fife minoots, it’z whut wii do
an maek yoo keep openening door to check if snowz iz gone…
Yez, we maek u open door … den we sniff and sniff de kawld air, & den look at u liek itz yur fawlt.
Den we go in & sleep by de wud stov, den we beg 4 fud, den go back 2 back door & ask 2 go owt…
weiz lukin for da door ta sumber……..
momcat
Heinlein ref FTW!
SNOW DAY!!!!!
Ai mayke teh snow angilz1!!11!
Okai, hoo moobed teh door into sommer?!
Ohai Ambercat! Mehbee tish akshully teh wardrobe door, u noe, into Narnyah?
Awlwayz winter but nebber Krismis — DO NOT WANT.
Heinlan reference!
Yay! People who read Heinlein!
Ob coarse, afterall Bob had de good sense to agree wit
Twain re cats aan red-headed wimmin.
grok dat
blert!
w00t
wuz troo stori too!
Heinline wrotted it afer watchn himz kitteh goin frum door ta door.. spoose says “oh himz lukn for da door ta summer”
BING! stori ider
momcat
sry for da repeats repeats….
An ob coarse de proti… progan… Hero ob de story were a CAT!
kitteh must luvs deyr pawzis.
no frosbite, ktnxbai!
Joe - yer dandruf is owta controal.
An it is teh meltie kynd!!
Gedditawff!!! Gedditawff!!!
Dis whyte grass herts mah paws.
Wee r on ur pourch
reegrettin’ r pree vee uss deesishun.
The kittehs’ potty iz out ov order.
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/03/24/funny-dog-pictures-iz-out-ov-order/
lolz …………………………
teh littur box iz closed!
Yez granpaw wii no…in yr dai u wood have walkeded 3 milez tu skewl in snow dat deep. An it wuz up hill…bof wais! An u wuz bare foot!
LUKSHURRY!
An we no hab nais kooshy howse, we hab mukdonnuldz boks in t middel ob t rode!
doan fergit taht waling barefooted thru snow 3 mylze ta skool uphill bofe wayz dint start til after sloppin hawgs an milkin cows er goats er sheeps er qats er wuteveah
LUXURY!
We had to milk FLEAS. Wiv tweezurs and a magnifaying glass.
Mittuns?! Wot mittuns?!
U nawtee kittens
U lost ur muttenz?
Den u shall haz no pi!
But tehy were ironikly fuglee Mummah! Wy yu let Gramma gnit us teh mittuns wen yu kno she is
A) Kuller blynd
B) Carnt gnit verree well
C) Has a pritty warped cents on Humer!
Eye swear, u kittehz r sew ungrateful! In ur Granmawz dai dey coodent afford mittenz, de had tu rap newzpayper around dere handz! Wen dey had a munnie fur a newzpayper!
Denz wehn it kums to styl
Easilee distrakted
Fergits wii arn’t free yeers owd aneemoar
Gnarly
Hateses us kittehs
Incont… Inconn… nawt conciderate
J
Jean Nate smellin
Krummy cook (alweys burns cookies)
Lovely fragile tings in her house
M
OMG!1!! Jean Nate par fumes! Tahts teh awlfultzest smellin stuff. Do nawt want!
but it seems to be ver poplar wiff the granny crowd. If yo go to a Caturday matinee at der opera yo needs a scot airpac fer breevin acause of the parfumes, splashed on by the quart an frequently Jean Nate.
Maiking da ugleez
Nawt noing dey ar
Opinionz nawt wante
Pleh
Querulous owld wuman
reli, reli oldz
smel phunny
telz awl da storiz bout whenz uz a bebe
U…..
momcat
Uglee coatz & hatz & haredos
Veree judjmintul
Woefully unprepared for teh 21st cenchooree
Bee kine tew teh owld fokeses—sumdai yoo bee wun, tew. (Victor Borge sez, “Sumdai yew bee tew, free.”