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Housebound kittehs haz cabin fevah
Congrashiverashuns 2_kittehs on ur tawp nawt-sekkund spot! Wii haz a braid, too! U wantz a sno-cone, or sum homemade snowcreem? An we can sing Jingle Bellz, or Frosty the Snomann?
fanks z_f, I will haz snow cone
we haz spring here, where iz Uz?
If I sing Jingle Bells will santy pawz bring me giftses ?
i knows I’z a grintch, but i duznt lyk dat krismus carole. purrhops we sing n dans 2 jingel bell rok or wite krismas insted?
Sure why not!
Den we can makez snowman or snowcat
Congrats, 2K on your top nawt-sekkond! Thank you for the veggee sammich; I iz sending you some hot choklate (wid whipped creme and a dash of cinamon) to you to keep you warm during the snow storm in this pikshur. I be sending handsome young man to deliver it; hope you enjoy the treat!
Ummm that souns gud
I meant the chocklits,
what was Uz tinking?
* big sy* jinglol bellz, frosty, let it sno, sley ryde, non uv deze iz krismus. dey iz just wintr. en sley ryde iz not sposta hav werdz. mai pikkiness, let me sho u it.
Iz okay; yoo bee right. Iz instra-mental! Butt doan forget Winteh wunnerlan!
Congravatayshuns on ur top spot two_kittehs! Wii can haz top spot partay an beelayted birfdai partay 4 u!
Fanks Tribble, I ar honored
Lukz lyke wii iz habin sno conez. Gud ting sno cone stand izz ohpen. Luk dey haz menni flavorz! Whut wood u lyke two_kittehs? Ebree wun come git ur snow conez!
Does we haz blueberries?
I will haz blueberries and lemon
Razzburriez, pleez.
I gotta auld receipt fur sno eyes-cream. I makes allu yu up a batch using up alla da piles ob fresh sno wii got hear in Da Grate Wite North. Any leftober sno I kin pack up an send to anybody watt would like sum. Free.
Yu ar tu kined.
spozed tu be spring but iz lukking berry mux leik rane prtty sune. We duz nedez it. Alla gras nd hilz ar awlredy getting brown.
Happy Erf Dai tu awl! haop we awl duz sumfing gud fur owr erf.
here U goes cbsb, razburriez sno cone and I sendz it wid
the handsum young man sent so kindly by cookie’s human
enjoi!
Srsly? is gud nombination? sounz countrintoovit….comterintuvty….gross.
Dat snow playce…. liek hoem, but freezier.
wii’z gonna change owr minds agin in fife minoots, it’z whut wii do
an maek yoo keep openening door to check if snowz iz gone…
Yez, we maek u open door … den we sniff and sniff de kawld air, & den look at u liek itz yur fawlt.
Den we go in & sleep by de wud stov, den we beg 4 fud, den go back 2 back door & ask 2 go owt…
weiz lukin for da door ta sumber……..
momcat
Heinlein ref FTW!
SNOW DAY!!!!!
Ai mayke teh snow angilz1!!11!
Okai, hoo moobed teh door into sommer?!
Ohai Ambercat! Mehbee tish akshully teh wardrobe door, u noe, into Narnyah?
Awlwayz winter but nebber Krismis — DO NOT WANT.
Heinlan reference!
Yay! People who read Heinlein!
Ob coarse, afterall Bob had de good sense to agree wit
Twain re cats aan red-headed wimmin.
grok dat
blert!
w00t
wuz troo stori too!
Heinline wrotted it afer watchn himz kitteh goin frum door ta door.. spoose says “oh himz lukn for da door ta summer”
BING! stori ider
momcat
sry for da repeats repeats….
An ob coarse de proti… progan… Hero ob de story were a CAT!
kitteh must luvs deyr pawzis.
no frosbite, ktnxbai!
Joe – yer dandruf is owta controal.
An it is teh meltie kynd!!
Gedditawff!!! Gedditawff!!!
Dis whyte grass herts mah paws.
Wee r on ur pourch
reegrettin’ r pree vee uss deesishun.
The kittehs’ potty iz out ov order.
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/03/24/funny-dog-pictures-iz-out-ov-order/
lolz …………………………
teh littur box iz closed!
Yez granpaw wii no…in yr dai u wood have walkeded 3 milez tu skewl in snow dat deep. An it wuz up hill…bof wais! An u wuz bare foot!
LUKSHURRY!
An we no hab nais kooshy howse, we hab mukdonnuldz boks in t middel ob t rode!
Diz mayde meh laff.
(Ekshually, wuz uphill in snow, but awnly on wai hoam, 4 mih. hadd buuts, an koat, butt no tek ni kly advanzed fabrix. Jus cotton cord u Roy, wull, koton flannel. BRRRR!!!)
doan fergit taht waling barefooted thru snow 3 mylze ta skool uphill bofe wayz dint start til after sloppin hawgs an milkin cows er goats er sheeps er qats er wuteveah
LUXURY!
We had to milk FLEAS. Wiv tweezurs and a magnifaying glass.
Mittuns?! Wot mittuns?!
U nawtee kittens
U lost ur muttenz?
Den u shall haz no pi!
But tehy were ironikly fuglee Mummah! Wy yu let Gramma gnit us teh mittuns wen yu kno she is
A) Kuller blynd
B) Carnt gnit verree well
C) Has a pritty warped cents on Humer!
Eye swear, u kittehz r sew ungrateful! In ur Granmawz dai dey coodent afford mittenz, de had tu rap newzpayper around dere handz! Wen dey had a munnie fur a newzpayper!
Denz wehn it kums to styl
Easilee distrakted
Fergits wii arn’t free yeers owd aneemoar
Gnarly
Hateses us kittehs
Incont… Inconn… nawt conciderate
J
Jean Nate smellin
Krummy cook (alweys burns cookies)
Lovely fragile tings in her house
M
OMG!1!! Jean Nate par fumes! Tahts teh awlfultzest smellin stuff. Do nawt want!
but it seems to be ver poplar wiff the granny crowd. If yo go to a Caturday matinee at der opera yo needs a scot airpac fer breevin acause of the parfumes, splashed on by the quart an frequently Jean Nate.
Maiking da ugleez
Nawt noing dey ar
Opinionz nawt wante
Pleh
Querulous owld wuman
reli, reli oldz
smel phunny
telz awl da storiz bout whenz uz a bebe
U…..
momcat
Uglee coatz & hatz & haredos
Veree judjmintul
Woefully unprepared for teh 21st cenchooree
Bee kine tew teh owld fokeses—sumdai yoo bee wun, tew. (Victor Borge sez, “Sumdai yew bee tew, free.”)
3.14159268…… ha! weiz gotz da pi!
momcat
butz nawt a beebopareebop rhubarb pi
Looks like the kittehs made a snow hole!
Deesizzunz arz nawt
Kitteh’s strawng poynt wiff Hewminz
reddee 2 obayz
‘Sno’ luukz invyteeng
wenz veewd frum t3h Insyde. Nawt
so much wenz Owtsyde!
Kittehz plumgeengz up
is gud syne deyz stayz Insyde
andz dreenkz Hawt Chocklit
Jack.
Iz nawght zo funnii to mii. Dis be eggsakly de outdoors wii got dis weak! 5 outta 6 kettehs sayz “PLEH!” an go bak to beddyby. Otter (emptyheded) ketteh yells “BANZAI!” an charges aut. Her ends up making snowtunnel. Her baks up autta hole an (I swears) trys it agin! Tird tyme I catchs her an hauls her inna haus, but is she happitail to bees rescued? Oh no, her wants ta do it agin! Bebes, gotta lurves dem.
Wii had kitteh (emtyheded but bery sweet) who wud go to back door in teh ranestorm & ask tew go owt. He’d stick himz furree noze owt dere, deside not fur him…. den go to front door & ask tew go owt (kud nawt be ranestorm at BOAF doorz, kud it?)… furree noze owt, no fanks… wandur to back door & star awl ober agin.
Wii called him “Manny the Pooh” – kitteh ob bery liddul brane.
snerk!! meh kittehs do dis same thing…only to front door, garage door, den bak door…go out one sekund- PLEH! bak in- shake de wet furz- bak to nother door…
LOL! Ize glad iz nawt mein!
Kittehs sez taht tehy bees howsecats adn dere gunna doe wut howsecats duz beyst: staiy inna howse.
Awlso sez sumwun eylse hoo iz muches moar kwalifieyd tahn tehm (synce dey haz noe posable fumbs) shud goe awt inna bak yaurd adn bild teh snoe kitteh
Doctur Phyl iz burid in mah littur box.
That’s funny because my family’s male will go out in -20 F weather and come back in the next morning, like “It’s not cold, it’s brisk.”
He’s a tough guy that is for sure. Of course our girls are not nearly as hardy.
Wen I libbinged in Minneesoda, I hadding a kitty hoo lubbed being owt in deh
snow. I had 2 putting deh hand loshun on her liddle pinkee pads 2 keeping
dem frum getting awl crakked adn owie. Her wuz a smartee pantz. She wud
waiting bai deh mailbox 4 me to cumming home; den jumping up on deh
hood uv deh car and riding up 2 deh garage.
Dey’ll go owt. Just a mattr ov gettin da nurv up. Lots uv tale twitchin’ furst, an’ lots uv starin’ at da snoe.
An’ mittenz! Kitties need teh mittens!
wii losted awr mittenz!
butt kan wii still has pi?
(r mebee, a cookie?)
Wut! Lost ur mittenz,
U nawty kittenz!
Den u shall haz no pi.
.
oh, ok. U ken haz a cookee.
wii wantz Cookee-Pi!
wii wantz Cookee-Pi!
wii wantz Cookee-Pi!
etc.
(i can has, at least, Kooky-radius?)
If dey werz meinz, dey wud gao awt after 3rd aor 4th visit 2 door:
picx up bai scruff, swings, toss!!!
repeet until awl kittehs be Awt!
goes an getz towel 4 returning kittehs.
Jesh, it snoez in Laramie in April, Mai, September, odder monz. And in mawntins dere, enny dai, seemz liek. Dey R teh “Snawy” Mtns.!
sometimes it snows in april…