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By: Nonya

Nonya — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:26:49 +0000

Franken-cat……..

it is ALIVE!!!!

By: Romin

Romin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:34:42 +0000

This one is so funny

By: HvsL

HvsL — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:05:53 +0000

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA that’s the funniest I’ve seen in a long time!

By: sugarfish

sugarfish — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:09:10 +0000

hey, thats mai ex-lubber!

sokay… u can has him.

By: Ferial

Ferial — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:58:34 +0000

Unfare 2 tro kitteh dis hard 2 take piktur, ouch!
No harm kittehs jess 4 funny piktur!

By: Billy from philly

Billy from philly — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:52:51 +0000

Hey, that’s weird….
My cat is a tabby and has a dark “m” on his forehead, not really noticable unless it’s there but……
thxs fr the explanation of why that is so!!!!

By: tdot

tdot — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:46:27 +0000

kittah face reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker… not sure why…

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:09:00 +0000

fikshunkitteh: rlly beautimusful Christmas legind!!!111!!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:53:46 +0000

Wowsers, Ambercat!!!

Ai doan fink taht yuu cud ebben topp tihs wun yurseylfe!!

A Masturpeece!!!!111!!!!!

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:53:32 +0000

Ai vry much agrii.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:36:33 +0000

Yah, an I doo not bee unnurstandin why uss unemployeed rehaburrs r not a speshul prize.

R we not a speshul and yooneek snowflake?

/snurt
//not unemployeed butt wish I wurs

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:33:30 +0000

Yep, Mr. Spock wuzz teh man furr mee, too…..butt mah eers did perk up
a bitt in dat episode wen Denise Crosbee got all innuressted in Data…

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:32:10 +0000

Uhura wuz teh much bootifull, an still bee.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:31:06 +0000

Yeah, an how can u beet teh myoosic dat cums along wiff dat fite?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:29:53 +0000

Opus wud bee a good snuggullee cumpanyun.

By: kafleenthedonkey

kafleenthedonkey — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:25:02 +0000

I noe wutt he had.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:34:27 +0000

Aw LyP, that wuz terrificat! (BeuhyewteeMouse ebben!)
Ai wunce had a kitteh (did she wunce hab mii?) naemd Bastet.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:11:44 +0000

Ai tuk mai hooman kittehz tew sii “Hortn, here’s yer hu” tewdai… in wun ov teh vry nawt sekkund seenz Hortn turnz hez bigolfloppin EllaFunt eerz intew a bavin cap. Ai cud nawt haev loled harder… unlez heed maekd a CHRG(wdoi).

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:04:21 +0000

Ai saw an eelecshun macro fur Uhura… Iz juzt furr yew:
community.livejournal.com/political_macro/38252.html

Eet iz maed of win!
(Nawt awl uv doez macroz R sew gud.)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:47:24 +0000

Himz haz gud cents uv humer?!?!!?!?!?!!!!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:32:59 +0000

I recalls a TV speshul inna 80′s wif former firs lady Barbara Bush doin live Whyte Haws tour on camera wen wun ob der goggies started lappin at her anterior area on camera. Mrs Bush nonchalaun … non-chelent… casually gave le Pooch a lil boot inna behind. I fot shir care trolls wood make big noys but there was nuffin.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:20:15 +0000

Hmmmm, ’50s bavin cap as marital aid, cud werk, has potential. I’se finkin ob James Bond meeting Rooshin spy seductress wareing nuffin but rolled down stockins and bavin cap.

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:35:19 +0000

Makral Tabbeez! Oh, I luvs this! I want tu put it in a storee!

There are so minni things associated with the M:
Madonna,
Mohammad
Makeral
Magic
Magnificent
Mother (yu shud reed the Beloved of Bast storee on About.com)

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:22:29 +0000

erk, fergot tu take off maks!
~takes off caertroll maks~
Eberywun shud trie this! It’s kwite eggsyting!

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:20:37 +0000

Hokay…
~picks up dikarded caertroll maks~
Luk heer, yu peeples wu dun caer rite! Yu oar teh reesin teh turrrists oar having win!
Innyboddy wu treets cats liek yu must be unpatriots and deep haters ov teh annimles.
Wut has they eber dun tu yu! They oar teh innosint!
On purpose, tu!
*tsk tsk*~shakes hed sadly~
Sum peeples kids!

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:13:30 +0000

Truly I fink I herd sum muttered utterances, tu!

By: Indefatigable

Indefatigable — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:12:52 +0000

Sulu is teh sexeh, wif his shirt off an wavin his sword aroun. (Gitcher mind outta da gutter.)

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:12:11 +0000

I agree! It has a slite fishy smell-flavor, too!

By: LyP

LyP — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:10:35 +0000

maibee laid lyke eggs outta chickens: teh rare and beeyotifull lyme! Bees carefull: it’s a delicate fing!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:54:16 +0000

HAR!! Ambercat yo has knawked me owt! Das the bes demonstrate of care trolling (an aerobics intructorin and legal semi pro and vet technicity) dat I has ebbey seed. Muchos cudos to yew! Kin I really shoot gun into rally ob muh choice?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:48:11 +0000

gud werk on der disclaymer Tribble, Us unemployed relapsed rehabers who lib inna van down by teh ribber wus gettin awl set to rite a strongly werded letter.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:44:20 +0000

payin a dollah fer a drink ob water?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:38:22 +0000

wyle yo ladeez fyte ober which ob teh Enterpryz’ male flag ossifers yo tink is hawt, kin I has Uhura? She was hawt for moar reesuns den the (ver) obvious. In addishun to the qualities dat appeeled to the shallow supperfishul male, she wuz also cool an calm, nawt easily flustered, nawt given to hysterics, an had a seksy voyse.

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:36:15 +0000

dew yew haz teh tee-sshurt?? i wuntz =(

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:05:49 +0000

Gess its bin a sloe yeer.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:01:32 +0000

Dis is teh bess offur I’b had all yeer!!!

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:40:12 +0000

{{{Skweek & Bernie}}}

Ai allus herd “M” was fur makeral — as in tew eet, nawt “Holy Makeral, BatMann!” (liek mai naem)
Wii ebben called tehm Makral Tabbeez @ hoem.

Ai liek bofe relijuz verzunz. Maeks mai old kitteh a Holee Makral avter awl!

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:31:47 +0000

rofl

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:30:18 +0000

Kin onee tihnk of “Puff teh Majik Dragoon” but en taht storee… um… relashunship duz end. Dragoon getz outgrowd by littl boi. (Ai uzd tew tihnk “dragonz liev forebbr butnawtso liddle boiz” mint teh boy died. Mai confewshun wuz evidint.)

Purrhabz yer teechur wuz mistookN bout teh grupe an wuz tihnkin bout “Teech yer chilledwren whale.”

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:14:26 +0000

An animubbles ollies has tew kleen teh nether regions inna middel of flore wen speshul peepz obber yur haos…kyoot

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:09:37 +0000

Dat is wut Ai was finkin, wuz giglozing

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:51:40 +0000

My belubbed furst (sry, don no hao to say rite) 2 kittehs had ems teh “M” mark on theys hedz, a tabby adn a calico…Skweek & Bernie…misses dem so…lived to be 16 adn 17 resptiblee

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:47:06 +0000

Yabbut, kitteh, a fundum… fondant… funnelment… basic difference between teh peepuls and teh kittehs is that teh peepuls tend to has their baffs in privates, in a room designated for that purpose. Kittehs, OTOP, take their baffs any old where, in front of any old whom.

So whut does u expect when u takes ur baff on teh sofa in teh libbing room while ur hyoomins is hazzing all their frenz over to visit? Hmmmm?

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:47:00 +0000

article further says ~
some articles even claimed the letter ‘M’ on tabby was… tabbies were blessed by Mohammad hence the ‘M’ markings on their foreheads.
.
left owt befour…copee adn payst skills, let me shows yew

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:44:41 +0000

welcoms, mai happee to shayre

By: Webhamster

Webhamster — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:42:57 +0000

Kitteh is clearly miffed that bath time is being interrupted…and captioned.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:41:11 +0000

Fanks! Ai mebemmer teh Swim Caps, momma had wun wif teh floopy flour pedals onit. NAWT a good hari day!

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:38:54 +0000

Thanks fikshunkitteh! beautiful story:smile:

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:36:30 +0000

yes, i have heard that but i dont kno teh legend bhind it. i have also read (on this site) that teh M iz related 2 Allah’s prophet Mohmammed. i also dont kno why. my long-departed but fureber beloved grey tabby Mike had a distinct M on his forehead.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:22:13 +0000

Hee hee!