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oh, i meant 2 choose bachlor nombre 2.

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  1. Cookie's Human says:

    Now go catch that last-minute flight to China!

  2. Looks liek Bill the Cat… ackkk thbz

  3. Been there, dated that.

  4. C H yew are teh Nawt Sekkund!!!

  5. leeza-b says:

    oh… ai think this kitteh is the kyooT!!! luk at all the snorgully just washed floory fur… and teh funnie posishun kitteh is in…. gud thing ai haz my bavin’ cap on!!

  6. kittehlurve says:

    ZOMG!!1!! i went 2 hai skool wif him!

  7. Tribble says:

    Yor dreem dayte iz currentlee unemployed wit no fixed addrezz. But hizz rehab clinic sayz hezz dooing rilli well an haz onli relapzed a few tymez…in da last munth.
    Dizclaymerz: Dis lol iz in no wai ment tu insult da homelezz, da unemployed, or da peepul in rehab clinicz or da peepul dat haz reelapsed frum da rehab clinicz. Dis comments wuz purelee fur ur lol enjoiment.

  8. DestructoKitty says:

    THIS! This is the funny stuff we want represented on Jones Soda bottles!!!! Not that crap that was selected.

  9. Ask me. says:

    awww iz teh cuteness!
    I’d take bachuler home aneeday! :D

  10. Duffy says:

    Now see, dis whut happuns when yu let kittehs get in teh drier!!!

  11. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh’s eisebawls seems tu bee moveing ndeependuntlee ov eech uvver;
    adn wif hers tung hayngyng aowt, her luuks liek sheez awl dizzee bowt sumfin;

    Awlsoe luuks liek her iys syttyng awn a leatherette caur-seet;
    Ai fink hers hyoomin haz tuk kitteh awn a wylde adn crazee caur ryde.

    (Kitteh sez nex tiem her wil drieve!!)

    • Ambercat says:

      Tanks for taht grate lead-in CKK…..
      Ahem, ahem!
      *Piks up caertroll maks*
      Yu R awl terribbul peepul! hao can yu LOL at tihs CLEERLY distressd kitteh?! It has been abooooosed! As ennee fule can see! Eisebawls moobin indymapendantly ob eechudders is a sine ob BRANE TE-HUMER in teh kittehs! Tihs kitteh needs a….. *awltogevvernao*….. VET-TECH!!!!
      Oenlee teh vet-techs an teh leegul perfeshunals kno hao to luk ahfteh teh kittehs properly – an mebbee awlso teh ayrobiks instruktors.
      An hao can yu eben consider puttin teh kitteh awn to levver? Donut yu peepul kno taht levver is POYSUN to kitteh, eben if its nawt orinj, cos teihr skin is PORUS?!
      An as for lettin yur kitteh dryv…..*com awn ebbereewun, joyn in at teh korus*…yu mite as well fyr a loded gun into teh poLOLitikal rallee ob yur choys!
      Oh teh humanity!
      Oh teh porosity!
      Oh teh ayrobotiks!
      Oh teh legality!
      Oh teh vet-technicality!
      *Taeks off caertroll maks*
      Hoowee! Taht wus fun! Enneewun els wont a go?

      • patticlan says:

        rotflmfao

      • idansdansdans says:

        Can u top tihs???? I dont fink so!!!
        Bestis Care Troll evar!
        Yaaay, Ambercat!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        LOL!!! Ai wudn’t DREEM ov traing to follow such a fabulolso klass akt!! :D

        Purrrrrrrfekshun – mai deer teecher hazz eet!

      • leeza-b says:

        it’s too hawt to pick up nao Ambercat! U smoked it! :D

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        Ambercat….yu forgottid teh arobiks instrukter!!

      • altosinger says:

        Cannt bee beet!

      • SolnEsther says:

        HAR!! Ambercat yo has knawked me owt! Das the bes demonstrate of care trolling (an aerobics intructorin and legal semi pro and vet technicity) dat I has ebbey seed. Muchos cudos to yew! Kin I really shoot gun into rally ob muh choice?

      • LyP says:

        Hokay…
        ~picks up dikarded caertroll maks~
        Luk heer, yu peeples wu dun caer rite! Yu oar teh reesin teh turrrists oar having win!
        Innyboddy wu treets cats liek yu must be unpatriots and deep haters ov teh annimles.
        Wut has they eber dun tu yu! They oar teh innosint!
        On purpose, tu!
        *tsk tsk*~shakes hed sadly~
        Sum peeples kids!

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Wowsers, Ambercat!!!

        Ai doan fink taht yuu cud ebben topp tihs wun yurseylfe!!

        A Masturpeece!!!!111!!!!! :grin: :grin:

  12. JAJEH says:

    Sumtiems mai kitteh luklaik diz abter ai spin aroun on obbice cher.

  13. fikshunkitteh says:

    Oh Hai, pleez to has splayn ashun
    “An hao can yu eben consider puttin teh kitteh awn to levver? Donut yu peepul kno taht levver is POYSUN to kitteh, eben if its nawt orinj, cos teihr skin is PORUS?!”
    Wut is levver? Iz it ollies orinj?
    Olso, LeezaB sed “…bavin cap..” end ai thot/red be-hayv-n cap ;-)

    • altosinger says:

      Levver=Leather
      Bavin cap=Bathing (swimming) cap
      When many of us were young, it was customary to wear a bathing cap in the pool (the filters couldn’t handle the hair). Theoretically, it was also supposed to keep your hair dry. In a word, HAH! It didn’t, so you may have had your hari nicely done when you got to school, but after P.E., if you had swimming class, your hair was a wreck!

  14. fikshunkitteh says:

    NEbuddy eva heerd dat tabbehs wer marked wit teh “M” on der for hed by Madonna? –da holee wun, nawt teh pointy boobied wun…

    • Kayjoy says:

      yes, i have heard that but i dont kno teh legend bhind it. i have also read (on this site) that teh M iz related 2 Allah’s prophet Mohmammed. i also dont kno why. my long-departed but fureber beloved grey tabby Mike had a distinct M on his forehead.

      • fikshunkitteh says:

        article further says ~
        some articles even claimed the letter ‘M’ on tabby was… tabbies were blessed by Mohammad hence the ‘M’ markings on their foreheads.
        .
        left owt befour…copee adn payst skills, let me shows yew

      • fikshunkitteh says:

        My belubbed furst (sry, don no hao to say rite) 2 kittehs had ems teh “M” mark on theys hedz, a tabby adn a calico…Skweek & Bernie…misses dem so…lived to be 16 adn 17 resptiblee

        • {{{Skweek & Bernie}}}

          Ai allus herd “M” was fur makeral — as in tew eet, nawt “Holy Makeral, BatMann!” (liek mai naem)
          Wii ebben called tehm Makral Tabbeez @ hoem.

          Ai liek bofe relijuz verzunz. Maeks mai old kitteh a Holee Makral avter awl!

          • LyP says:

            Makral Tabbeez! Oh, I luvs this! I want tu put it in a storee!

            There are so minni things associated with the M:
            Madonna,
            Mohammad
            Makeral
            Magic
            Magnificent
            Mother (yu shud reed the Beloved of Bast storee on About.com)

  15. fikshunkitteh says:

    ooooohh, silleh me, gotz it nao, levva cums fum da nawt dun cheezbugr
    *slapz for hed, donut getzes da em awn it do*

  16. fikshunkitteh says:

    FYI~
    An Italian legend tells the story of a young cat being in the stable in Bethlehem during the Christ Child’s birth. As the child lay crying in the manger, none of the animals present could soothe Him to sleep. When the tabby jumped into the manger, snuggled close, and began to purr, the infant Child responded as if to a lullaby and soon drifted off to sleep.

    Mary gave the tabby a gentle pet on the forehead. Where her fingers had touched, the little tabby was marked with an ‘M’ as a symbol of the Madonna’s eternal gratitude…..

  17. jmuhj says:

    Hellow, babii! ;)

  18. Webhamster says:

    Kitteh is clearly miffed that bath time is being interrupted…and captioned.

    • Yabbut, kitteh, a fundum… fondant… funnelment… basic difference between teh peepuls and teh kittehs is that teh peepuls tend to has their baffs in privates, in a room designated for that purpose. Kittehs, OTOP, take their baffs any old where, in front of any old whom.

      So whut does u expect when u takes ur baff on teh sofa in teh libbing room while ur hyoomins is hazzing all their frenz over to visit? Hmmmm?

      • fikshunkitteh says:

        An animubbles ollies has tew kleen teh nether regions inna middel of flore wen speshul peepz obber yur haos…kyoot

        • SolnEsther says:

          I recalls a TV speshul inna 80’s wif former firs lady Barbara Bush doin live Whyte Haws tour on camera wen wun ob der goggies started lappin at her anterior area on camera. Mrs Bush nonchalaun … non-chelent… casually gave le Pooch a lil boot inna behind. I fot shir care trolls wood make big noys but there was nuffin.

  19. cat_butt_squirrel_butt says:

    Dis is teh bess offur I’b had all yeer!!!

  20. tdot says:

    kittah face reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker… not sure why…

  21. Ferial says:

    Unfare 2 tro kitteh dis hard 2 take piktur, ouch!
    No harm kittehs jess 4 funny piktur!

  22. sugarfish says:

    hey, thats mai ex-lubber!

    sokay… u can has him.

  23. HvsL says:

    HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA that’s the funniest I’ve seen in a long time!

  24. Romin says:

    This one is so funny :D


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