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As in, ESKAPE NOW while you still can!!!!!
Noe dowt…”Ai thinks mai momma iz callin’. k thks annewai, bai!
apparuntlee da daetingz surviss, dey haz mai bloo lethur kowch.
i think i’ll enter teh convent….
“Diz cannoe bii mai deztuneee.”
Franken-cat……..
it is ALIVE!!!!
Looks liek Bill the Cat… ackkk thbz
Hehe! He does, doesn’t he?
Ai wud rathr daet Opus… yeah, much rathr.
but how doez he schmoo w/ dat big ol shnoz?
Tilt hed tew teh lefd!!
Opus wud bee a good snuggullee cumpanyun.
I’m in PA. Today I went and wrote in Bill the Cat as my nominee for prezident.
Bill teh Cat in 2008!!!
Opus as running mate.
Been there, dated that.
o sew vry sowwy tew heer taht!
But he haz a nice personalitee?????? I hopes?????
He iz grate danzer?!?
Himz haz gud cents uv humer?!?!!?!?!?!!!!
I noe wutt he had.
Tribble howz is the kidlet? ar he feeling bettah todai?
Ohai two-kittehs, tank u fur askin. Nope, heez still hoam. Haz feever, stomach hurtz. Hee haz a sad bout missin hiz lacrozze gayme tudai. Wii watched awl da Star Trek mooviez and Encounter at Farpoint. Star Trek marathon at Tribbles howze!
Woohooo! Ai doan bemember–duz yoo liek teh Capn Kirk oar teh Spock? Ai lubbs teh Mr. Spock—but Peecard ain’t haff bad, neever! In fack—to parryfraze frum Souf Passifik—”He’z a dam saxy mann, Lootellan!” (wutsisface from DS(’s pritty kool, tew.)
Ohh.. Patrik Stewart vershun of A Christmas Carul, iz my favrite.
But Riker.. he is teh win too!
Pleeze ladies, we all know that Kirk can out-think, out-fight, out-handsome and out-charm anyone else on any of the Star Trek shows or movies.
I lubs em awl.. But Kirk is teh WIN!!! I lubs taht liddel gleem in hiz ayez…
An haow hii duzzin takes hiz self 2 serusly.. Srsly…
.
*OOOOooooo… thunk*
Yeah, an how can u beet teh myoosic dat cums along wiff dat fite?
Ewww, I neber liked Riker mutch .. he iz tew … arrogint, I finkso. Pikkard is lubly in mai opiyun.
I alwais likked the doc. Nawt his luks, jest his brayns .. and hao he wud say “dammit Jim, I’m a dokkter, not a _____”
ohia zippycat! where u ben? ben missing u. glad to c u back online agin
Noooo…. u make me hasta CHOOZE??
DO NAWT WANT.
Too menny, too diffrunt and secksee in ther own wai….
I.can.not.choooooose!!!!!!!!
Sulu is teh sexeh, wif his shirt off an wavin his sword aroun. (Gitcher mind outta da gutter.)
I’m wif u, leeza-b…I wudden mind “makin it so” wif Riker!
Chooze…chooze, eye canna chooze. Eye da sayme az Rayna da robot, eye canna chooze!
An yoo canna chaynj teh lawrs ob fizzix, eever. Bye teh bye, taht wuz spoedtsai DS9—klutzy fimmers todai, ai haz tehm.
wyle yo ladeez fyte ober which ob teh Enterpryz’ male flag ossifers yo tink is hawt, kin I has Uhura? She was hawt for moar reesuns den the (ver) obvious. In addishun to the qualities dat appeeled to the shallow supperfishul male, she wuz also cool an calm, nawt easily flustered, nawt given to hysterics, an had a seksy voyse.
Ai saw an eelecshun macro fur Uhura… Iz juzt furr yew:
community.livejournal.com/political_macro/38252.html
Eet iz maed of win!
(Nawt awl uv doez macroz R sew gud.)
Uhura wuz teh much bootifull, an still bee.
Ai vry much agrii.
Yep, Mr. Spock wuzz teh man furr mee, too…..butt mah eers did perk up
a bitt in dat episode wen Denise Crosbee got all innuressted in Data…
You too? He gets around.
Me 3. I tort he’d moobed bak to his mummeh and daddeh?
dew yew haz teh tee-sshurt?? i wuntz =(
C H yew are teh Nawt Sekkund!!!
O… iz a braid!
this iz a mega-macrame! & all grate commintz! congrat u layshuns 2 ALL
and u are innit too!
corn rats y’all!
wut kind of sealeybraceshuns do u want?
2 awls ob uze, waht haz enddurred dis (Mii 2) eyes suggest a galleon (whole ship) of Cubra Libres, n 4 teh song, “Leavin’ on a jet plane”…NOW!!! Run b4 he gtez u!!!
Iz purrrrfect song fur d’okayshun, Smammie.
I wuz talkin’ to my bottinee professur, and he wuz waxing fillisoffikal abowt life an’ childrunz an’ suchlike. I am nawt shur, whut sawng him wuz refurrin’ to when he sed, “Well, is like the song by Peter, Paul and Mary…” and proseedid to discuss byutifol happy relayshinships whut nevur ends or somefing.
I sed, “Leavin’ on a jet plaen?”
He’s liek… um….. no.
“I’m In Lubs Wif a Big Bloo Frog”?
“Ai’m Beein Swallered Bai a Boa Constrictor?”
Naw, dat’s nawt it.
Kin onee tihnk of “Puff teh Majik Dragoon” but en taht storee… um… relashunship duz end. Dragoon getz outgrowd by littl boi. (Ai uzd tew tihnk “dragonz liev forebbr butnawtso liddle boiz” mint teh boy died. Mai confewshun wuz evidint.)
Purrhabz yer teechur wuz mistookN bout teh grupe an wuz tihnkin bout “Teech yer chilledwren whale.”
Ai had tew lurk up Cubra Libre. It can has a hiztory!
{Engleash wurdz} “The Cuba Libre was reportedly created sometime during the Spanish-American war, when America was helping Cuba fight for its independence from Spain. Coca-Cola was a hot new beverage in the States, limes practically grew on trees, and Cuban rum was actually available to Americans. (Yes, this was quite some time ago.) The Cuban and American soldiers toasted the future of a free Cuba (Cuba Libre) with their new concoction, which they drank and drank.”
From: http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/2007/mixology-monday-gin/ {/Engleash wurdz}
Ai lurved “lymz… on treez”
Wai yez, it IZ erlee heer, wai yew azk?
Limes *practically* grew on trees!! ZOMGZ!!
whut will dey fink ov next?!?! Oil jus’ coms outta da grownd?? Cellfoan signulz outta thin aer!?!
rofl
payin a dollah fer a drink ob water?
maibee laid lyke eggs outta chickens: teh rare and beeyotifull lyme! Bees carefull: it’s a delicate fing!
oh… ai think this kitteh is the kyooT!!! luk at all the snorgully just washed floory fur… and teh funnie posishun kitteh is in…. gud thing ai haz my bavin’ cap on!!
ai am a sucker fur a well grumed kitteh…
and wif teh tabbie strypes…. ohhhhhhhh ***holding on baving cap***
Hym iz defninitlee kleener tahn Bill d’Kat… but steel… Ai doan think dis iz hym bezt sied.
ai’m agreein- ai thinkx hyms kyut! and so floofie! All deh kittehs lurve dis posesyshun..
ai luv to pik up mai kitteh and snorgle her when she’s slitely damp frum her grumings..
damp kitteh fur. itz addickting.
I agree! It has a slite fishy smell-flavor, too!
da publick apreshee-ates gud hygeime…espesshulee in nether rejunz
ZOMG!!1!! i went 2 hai skool wif him!
Yor dreem dayte iz currentlee unemployed wit no fixed addrezz. But hizz rehab clinic sayz hezz dooing rilli well an haz onli relapzed a few tymez…in da last munth.
Dizclaymerz: Dis lol iz in no wai ment tu insult da homelezz, da unemployed, or da peepul in rehab clinicz or da peepul dat haz reelapsed frum da rehab clinicz. Dis comments wuz purelee fur ur lol enjoiment.
*haz enjoymint*
tid lafz…
gud werk on der disclaymer Tribble, Us unemployed relapsed rehabers who lib inna van down by teh ribber wus gettin awl set to rite a strongly werded letter.
Yah, an I doo not bee unnurstandin why uss unemployeed rehaburrs r not a speshul prize.
R we not a speshul and yooneek snowflake?
/snurt
//not unemployeed butt wish I wurs
Truly I fink I herd sum muttered utterances, tu!
THIS! This is the funny stuff we want represented on Jones Soda bottles!!!! Not that crap that was selected.
Ai’d bai it! Well, tehy’d has to start sellin it in TeenyTinyIngerlan but, yu kno, in feary…
awww iz teh cuteness!
I’d take bachuler home aneeday!
Now see, dis whut happuns when yu let kittehs get in teh drier!!!
Kitteh’s eisebawls seems tu bee moveing ndeependuntlee ov eech uvver;
adn wif hers tung hayngyng aowt, her luuks liek sheez awl dizzee bowt sumfin;
Awlsoe luuks liek her iys syttyng awn a leatherette caur-seet;
Ai fink hers hyoomin haz tuk kitteh awn a wylde adn crazee caur ryde.
(Kitteh sez nex tiem her wil drieve!!)
Tanks for taht grate lead-in CKK…..
Ahem, ahem!
*Piks up caertroll maks*
Yu R awl terribbul peepul! hao can yu LOL at tihs CLEERLY distressd kitteh?! It has been abooooosed! As ennee fule can see! Eisebawls moobin indymapendantly ob eechudders is a sine ob BRANE TE-HUMER in teh kittehs! Tihs kitteh needs a….. *awltogevvernao*….. VET-TECH!!!!
Oenlee teh vet-techs an teh leegul perfeshunals kno hao to luk ahfteh teh kittehs properly – an mebbee awlso teh ayrobiks instruktors.
An hao can yu eben consider puttin teh kitteh awn to levver? Donut yu peepul kno taht levver is POYSUN to kitteh, eben if its nawt orinj, cos teihr skin is PORUS?!
An as for lettin yur kitteh dryv…..*com awn ebbereewun, joyn in at teh korus*…yu mite as well fyr a loded gun into teh poLOLitikal rallee ob yur choys!
Oh teh humanity!
Oh teh porosity!
Oh teh ayrobotiks!
Oh teh legality!
Oh teh vet-technicality!
*Taeks off caertroll maks*
Hoowee! Taht wus fun! Enneewun els wont a go?
rotflmfao
Can u top tihs???? I dont fink so!!!
Bestis Care Troll evar!
Yaaay, Ambercat!
LOL!!! Ai wudn’t DREEM ov traing to follow such a fabulolso klass akt!!
Purrrrrrrfekshun – mai deer teecher hazz eet!
it’s too hawt to pick up nao Ambercat! U smoked it!
Ambercat….yu forgottid teh arobiks instrukter!!
nope, teh ayrobiks destruktor is in tehre!
Cannt bee beet!
HAR!! Ambercat yo has knawked me owt! Das the bes demonstrate of care trolling (an aerobics intructorin and legal semi pro and vet technicity) dat I has ebbey seed. Muchos cudos to yew! Kin I really shoot gun into rally ob muh choice?
Hokay…
~picks up dikarded caertroll maks~
Luk heer, yu peeples wu dun caer rite! Yu oar teh reesin teh turrrists oar having win!
Innyboddy wu treets cats liek yu must be unpatriots and deep haters ov teh annimles.
Wut has they eber dun tu yu! They oar teh innosint!
On purpose, tu!
*tsk tsk*~shakes hed sadly~
Sum peeples kids!
erk, fergot tu take off maks!
~takes off caertroll maks~
Eberywun shud trie this! It’s kwite eggsyting!
Wowsers, Ambercat!!!
Ai doan fink taht yuu cud ebben topp tihs wun yurseylfe!!
A Masturpeece!!!!111!!!!!
Sumtiems mai kitteh luklaik diz abter ai spin aroun on obbice cher.
Wheeeeee..
Oh Hai, pleez to has splayn ashun
“An hao can yu eben consider puttin teh kitteh awn to levver? Donut yu peepul kno taht levver is POYSUN to kitteh, eben if its nawt orinj, cos teihr skin is PORUS?!”
Wut is levver? Iz it ollies orinj?
Olso, LeezaB sed “…bavin cap..” end ai thot/red be-hayv-n cap
Levver=Leather
Bavin cap=Bathing (swimming) cap
When many of us were young, it was customary to wear a bathing cap in the pool (the filters couldn’t handle the hair). Theoretically, it was also supposed to keep your hair dry. In a word, HAH! It didn’t, so you may have had your hari nicely done when you got to school, but after P.E., if you had swimming class, your hair was a wreck!
But Ai lyks be-hay-in cap – Ai taeks myn orf to go to teh Nawty Barn!
Hee hee!
Dat is wut Ai was finkin, wuz giglozing
Hmmmm, ’50s bavin cap as marital aid, cud werk, has potential. I’se finkin ob James Bond meeting Rooshin spy seductress wareing nuffin but rolled down stockins and bavin cap.
Ai tuk mai hooman kittehz tew sii “Hortn, here’s yer hu” tewdai… in wun ov teh vry nawt sekkund seenz Hortn turnz hez bigolfloppin EllaFunt eerz intew a bavin cap. Ai cud nawt haev loled harder… unlez heed maekd a CHRG(wdoi).
Fanks! Ai mebemmer teh Swim Caps, momma had wun wif teh floopy flour pedals onit. NAWT a good hari day!
NEbuddy eva heerd dat tabbehs wer marked wit teh “M” on der for hed by Madonna? –da holee wun, nawt teh pointy boobied wun…
yes, i have heard that but i dont kno teh legend bhind it. i have also read (on this site) that teh M iz related 2 Allah’s prophet Mohmammed. i also dont kno why. my long-departed but fureber beloved grey tabby Mike had a distinct M on his forehead.
article further says ~
some articles even claimed the letter ‘M’ on tabby was… tabbies were blessed by Mohammad hence the ‘M’ markings on their foreheads.
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left owt befour…copee adn payst skills, let me shows yew
My belubbed furst (sry, don no hao to say rite) 2 kittehs had ems teh “M” mark on theys hedz, a tabby adn a calico…Skweek & Bernie…misses dem so…lived to be 16 adn 17 resptiblee
{{{Skweek & Bernie}}}
Ai allus herd “M” was fur makeral — as in tew eet, nawt “Holy Makeral, BatMann!” (liek mai naem)
Wii ebben called tehm Makral Tabbeez @ hoem.
Ai liek bofe relijuz verzunz. Maeks mai old kitteh a Holee Makral avter awl!
Makral Tabbeez! Oh, I luvs this! I want tu put it in a storee!
There are so minni things associated with the M:
Madonna,
Mohammad
Makeral
Magic
Magnificent
Mother (yu shud reed the Beloved of Bast storee on About.com)
Aw LyP, that wuz terrificat! (BeuhyewteeMouse ebben!)
Ai wunce had a kitteh (did she wunce hab mii?) naemd Bastet.
ooooohh, silleh me, gotz it nao, levva cums fum da nawt dun cheezbugr
*slapz for hed, donut getzes da em awn it do*
FYI~
An Italian legend tells the story of a young cat being in the stable in Bethlehem during the Christ Child’s birth. As the child lay crying in the manger, none of the animals present could soothe Him to sleep. When the tabby jumped into the manger, snuggled close, and began to purr, the infant Child responded as if to a lullaby and soon drifted off to sleep.
Mary gave the tabby a gentle pet on the forehead. Where her fingers had touched, the little tabby was marked with an ‘M’ as a symbol of the Madonna’s eternal gratitude…..
Ohh, dat’s sew sweet! Ai lieks dis storree LAWTS.
Thanks fikshunkitteh! beautiful story:smile:
welcoms, mai happee to shayre
fikshunkitteh: rlly beautimusful Christmas legind!!!111!!!!
Hey, that’s weird….
My cat is a tabby and has a dark “m” on his forehead, not really noticable unless it’s there but……
thxs fr the explanation of why that is so!!!!
Hellow, babii!
Kitteh is clearly miffed that bath time is being interrupted…and captioned.
Yabbut, kitteh, a fundum… fondant… funnelment… basic difference between teh peepuls and teh kittehs is that teh peepuls tend to has their baffs in privates, in a room designated for that purpose. Kittehs, OTOP, take their baffs any old where, in front of any old whom.
So whut does u expect when u takes ur baff on teh sofa in teh libbing room while ur hyoomins is hazzing all their frenz over to visit? Hmmmm?
An animubbles ollies has tew kleen teh nether regions inna middel of flore wen speshul peepz obber yur haos…kyoot
I recalls a TV speshul inna 80’s wif former firs lady Barbara Bush doin live Whyte Haws tour on camera wen wun ob der goggies started lappin at her anterior area on camera. Mrs Bush nonchalaun … non-chelent… casually gave le Pooch a lil boot inna behind. I fot shir care trolls wood make big noys but there was nuffin.
Dis is teh bess offur I’b had all yeer!!!
Gess its bin a sloe yeer.
kittah face reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker… not sure why…
Unfare 2 tro kitteh dis hard 2 take piktur, ouch!
No harm kittehs jess 4 funny piktur!
hey, thats mai ex-lubber!
sokay… u can has him.
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA that’s the funniest I’ve seen in a long time!
This one is so funny