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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Now go catch that last-minute flight to China!
As in, ESKAPE NOW while you still can!!!!!
Noe dowt…”Ai thinks mai momma iz callin’. k thks annewai, bai!
apparuntlee da daetingz surviss, dey haz mai bloo lethur kowch.
i think i’ll enter teh convent….
“Diz cannoe bii mai deztuneee.”
Looks liek Bill the Cat… ackkk thbz
Hehe! He does, doesn’t he?
Ai wud rathr daet Opus… yeah, much rathr.
but how doez he schmoo w/ dat big ol shnoz?
Tilt hed tew teh lefd!!
Opus wud bee a good snuggullee cumpanyun.
I’m in PA. Today I went and wrote in Bill the Cat as my nominee for prezident.
Bill teh Cat in 2008!!!
Opus as running mate.
Been there, dated that.
o sew vry sowwy tew heer taht!
But he haz a nice personalitee?????? I hopes?????
He iz grate danzer?!?
Himz haz gud cents uv humer?!?!!?!?!?!!!!
I noe wutt he had.
Tribble howz is the kidlet? ar he feeling bettah todai?
Ohai two-kittehs, tank u fur askin. Nope, heez still hoam. Haz feever, stomach hurtz. Hee haz a sad bout missin hiz lacrozze gayme tudai. Wii watched awl da Star Trek mooviez and Encounter at Farpoint. Star Trek marathon at Tribbles howze!
Woohooo! Ai doan bemember–duz yoo liek teh Capn Kirk oar teh Spock? Ai lubbs teh Mr. Spock—but Peecard ain’t haff bad, neever! In fack—to parryfraze frum Souf Passifik—”He’z a dam saxy mann, Lootellan!” (wutsisface from DS(’s pritty kool, tew.)
Ohh.. Patrik Stewart vershun of A Christmas Carul, iz my favrite.
But Riker.. he is teh win too!
Pleeze ladies, we all know that Kirk can out-think, out-fight, out-handsome and out-charm anyone else on any of the Star Trek shows or movies.
I lubs em awl.. But Kirk is teh WIN!!! I lubs taht liddel gleem in hiz ayez…
An haow hii duzzin takes hiz self 2 serusly.. Srsly…
.
*OOOOooooo… thunk*
Yeah, an how can u beet teh myoosic dat cums along wiff dat fite?
Ewww, I neber liked Riker mutch .. he iz tew … arrogint, I finkso. Pikkard is lubly in mai opiyun.
I alwais likked the doc. Nawt his luks, jest his brayns .. and hao he wud say “dammit Jim, I’m a dokkter, not a _____”
ohia zippycat! where u ben? ben missing u. glad to c u back online agin
Noooo…. u make me hasta CHOOZE??
DO NAWT WANT.
Too menny, too diffrunt and secksee in ther own wai….
I.can.not.choooooose!!!!!!!!
Sulu is teh sexeh, wif his shirt off an wavin his sword aroun. (Gitcher mind outta da gutter.)
I’m wif u, leeza-b…I wudden mind “makin it so” wif Riker!
Chooze…chooze, eye canna chooze. Eye da sayme az Rayna da robot, eye canna chooze!
An yoo canna chaynj teh lawrs ob fizzix, eever. Bye teh bye, taht wuz spoedtsai DS9—klutzy fimmers todai, ai haz tehm.
wyle yo ladeez fyte ober which ob teh Enterpryz’ male flag ossifers yo tink is hawt, kin I has Uhura? She was hawt for moar reesuns den the (ver) obvious. In addishun to the qualities dat appeeled to the shallow supperfishul male, she wuz also cool an calm, nawt easily flustered, nawt given to hysterics, an had a seksy voyse.
Ai saw an eelecshun macro fur Uhura… Iz juzt furr yew:
community.livejournal.com/political_macro/38252.html
Eet iz maed of win!
(Nawt awl uv doez macroz R sew gud.)
Uhura wuz teh much bootifull, an still bee.
Ai vry much agrii.
Yep, Mr. Spock wuzz teh man furr mee, too…..butt mah eers did perk up
a bitt in dat episode wen Denise Crosbee got all innuressted in Data…
You too? He gets around.
Me 3. I tort he’d moobed bak to his mummeh and daddeh?
dew yew haz teh tee-sshurt?? i wuntz =(
C H yew are teh Nawt Sekkund!!!
O… iz a braid!
this iz a mega-macrame! & all grate commintz! congrat u layshuns 2 ALL
and u are innit too!
corn rats y’all!
wut kind of sealeybraceshuns do u want?
2 awls ob uze, waht haz enddurred dis (Mii 2) eyes suggest a galleon (whole ship) of Cubra Libres, n 4 teh song, “Leavin’ on a jet plane”…NOW!!! Run b4 he gtez u!!!
Iz purrrrfect song fur d’okayshun, Smammie.
I wuz talkin’ to my bottinee professur, and he wuz waxing fillisoffikal abowt life an’ childrunz an’ suchlike. I am nawt shur, whut sawng him wuz refurrin’ to when he sed, “Well, is like the song by Peter, Paul and Mary…” and proseedid to discuss byutifol happy relayshinships whut nevur ends or somefing.
I sed, “Leavin’ on a jet plaen?”
He’s liek… um….. no.
“I’m In Lubs Wif a Big Bloo Frog”?
“Ai’m Beein Swallered Bai a Boa Constrictor?”
Naw, dat’s nawt it.
Kin onee tihnk of “Puff teh Majik Dragoon” but en taht storee… um… relashunship duz end. Dragoon getz outgrowd by littl boi. (Ai uzd tew tihnk “dragonz liev forebbr butnawtso liddle boiz” mint teh boy died. Mai confewshun wuz evidint.)
Purrhabz yer teechur wuz mistookN bout teh grupe an wuz tihnkin bout “Teech yer chilledwren whale.”
Ai had tew lurk up Cubra Libre. It can has a hiztory!
{Engleash wurdz} “The Cuba Libre was reportedly created sometime during the Spanish-American war, when America was helping Cuba fight for its independence from Spain. Coca-Cola was a hot new beverage in the States, limes practically grew on trees, and Cuban rum was actually available to Americans. (Yes, this was quite some time ago.) The Cuban and American soldiers toasted the future of a free Cuba (Cuba Libre) with their new concoction, which they drank and drank.”
From: http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/2007/mixology-monday-gin/ {/Engleash wurdz}
Ai lurved “lymz… on treez”
Wai yez, it IZ erlee heer, wai yew azk?
Limes *practically* grew on trees!! ZOMGZ!!
whut will dey fink ov next?!?! Oil jus’ coms outta da grownd?? Cellfoan signulz outta thin aer!?!
rofl
payin a dollah fer a drink ob water?
maibee laid lyke eggs outta chickens: teh rare and beeyotifull lyme! Bees carefull: it’s a delicate fing!
oh… ai think this kitteh is the kyooT!!! luk at all the snorgully just washed floory fur… and teh funnie posishun kitteh is in…. gud thing ai haz my bavin’ cap on!!
ai am a sucker fur a well grumed kitteh…
and wif teh tabbie strypes…. ohhhhhhhh ***holding on baving cap***
Hym iz defninitlee kleener tahn Bill d’Kat… but steel… Ai doan think dis iz hym bezt sied.