Comments on: Nitey nite!

By: sldld,kolfpmv

sldld,kolfpmv — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:58:38 +0000

sleep tigh dont let me i mean the bedbugs bite

By: markus

markus — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:13:52 +0000

that sounds like rosco p coltrane in dukes of hazzard tv serie

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:30:56 +0000

By: Mergaloki

Mergaloki — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:21:28 +0000

Just testin da intertube

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:23:38 +0000

Maunstres adn skaree stuf, liek ohgures & wraitheses, nawt unner bedd;

(Oanley inna klauset)

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:19:26 +0000

Kan nawt unnerstaynd wye teh moahners adn groahners whine soe muches;

Wye doan tehy jes goes hoem??? DO NOT WANT CKC:
(Caunstent karpyng adn critysiysyng )

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:00:29 +0000

But I’ve ben 2 Okrahoma. . .

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:00:33 +0000

Dere’s no monsters unner ur bed. U safe nao.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:59:29 +0000

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

By: KittehlessJon

KittehlessJon — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:44:26 +0000

Well, I’ve never been to Spain….

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:03:06 +0000

Ai’s agreemints. Dis b sew sweets!!!! Meh loves!!!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:33:17 +0000

Awww…such gud frends they shaer teh bed between them.
…
Um — yu guize mind leevin a corner for yur peepuls?

By: cheshirepat

cheshirepat — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:59:51 +0000

in mai haus, teh jeans iz offen nawt foldded up rait… mai lazee, let me sho u it.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:58:31 +0000

Ai laik diz kinde ware deh jeans werent foldded up rait.

By: Ryushi

Ryushi — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:43:54 +0000

kis teh goggie be4 he ‘go sleep’

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:05:01 +0000

Aww, fer peet’s sake—ef yoo doan liek it, doan post! Jeeze, wee bin havin tew menny complayners. Weeze sposedta bee NYCE heer.

By: cheshirepat

cheshirepat — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:00:47 +0000

waow! taht is kewl…ai hadded a sly-ameez kitteh (seelpoynt/brown) hoo did JUS taht – ai wonered wai…tahnks~!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:30:29 +0000

Datz priddy mush whut sumz it up. Yep.

Da symeez kittehs karry proteenz whut ar asposd to fold proper-like, an’ they do if they do it slow an’ careful, when da temprashur isn’t so warmz…. but if iz too warm, dey do it fazzt an mess up. If awl da proteenz foldid rite, kitteh wud be brown. but in kittehz warm spots (belleh, hed, etc) proteenz rush-rush-rush an’ nawt fold rite so dey end up bein’ teh kreem kolor.

dat wy in wintur sum kittehs is darkur.

By: Elusis

Elusis — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:03:34 +0000

No LOLs. DO NOT WANT.

By: patticlan

patticlan — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:58:26 +0000

but iz 4 reel. 1994 The University of Wisconsin Eau Claire Symphony Band

Album name: Wake Up America

Label: Stomp Off Records

#16 on the list of tracks

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:37:57 +0000

Funneh haow kitteh adn goggie’s furses bees almoast teh saime culler;
adn goggie’s earses ar saime culler az kitteh’s tayle;

Hmmm, mebbee taht’s wye dere gettin alawng soe wel, adn nawt fiteing oar sniping at eech ovver; similaritees sumtiems maikes frends…….

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:45:39 +0000

Ai knoze wee nebber azk a laydie hur aij, butt hao olde iz yoo? Ai bee 51 1/2, an amayzed taht wee gawt tihs farr—when ai wuz liddle kitteh, awl teh tawk wuz teh Adam Bom, an hao we wuz goona bloe owrselfs to Kingdom Kum. Yet heer wee aer—amayzin, an fank CC :Twuz grayce taht brot uss sayf thuss farr, an grayce will leed uss hoam.

By: cheshirepat

cheshirepat — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:36:09 +0000

tew me, (justalayperson) kitteh lukked laik tabbeh sly-ameez blend

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:10:27 +0000

Izdiz a speshul kinda breed?

By: tukkz'z moma

tukkz'z moma — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:02:32 +0000

az ai rememembrs, Fredo nawt sew smert, eeder.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:51:09 +0000

ai hav alreddy layed owt traps under mai oak tree, filled wif peenuts and burdseed (b/c we awl know they can’t resist burdseed!!!) as well as sum corm on teh cob. hoapfullee I will catch enuf, but if u haz some xtra skwirells, plz bring them by tomorroe! kthx!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:50:44 +0000

lol!

By: booklion

booklion — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:41:25 +0000

do yu hab enuff skwirrles for whippy cream for 30 feet ob cake?
Prbbly yu needs 120 skwirrel feets for dat much cake!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:15:12 +0000

“Honey, why is teh dog clucking like a chikken?”

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:59:04 +0000

Mai kittehs laiked tu drink oudda akwareeyum. Sed wadder waz best frum der, most flavor, spesshlee neer deh filter, which hung on outside of tank.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:56:22 +0000

Berry preddy-preddy kitteh!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:55:06 +0000

Woo! Dis sownd lyk a graet partee!
*puts awn partee hat*

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:54:23 +0000

Sadlee, snayl kick teh buckit But, wuz its tym. Wuz verree old snayl.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:53:16 +0000

Kitteh Corleone says “Fredo, yer muh bruddah, I wud nebber do anyfin to hert yo”

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:40:28 +0000

Ai haz a kitteh likes to drink frum the fawcett 2! But i haz to ackshully PICK HUR UP and put her on teh sink too. She sitz and waitz fur me to do this… ai am just heer to do her bidding. ai knowz that.
but whut abowt teh snayle???

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:37:13 +0000

ooh ZF, u are KWYTE the partee hostess!!
let me noe if u needz sum halp. Ai can make lots of whippy creem. Gud thing we haz until tomorroe to get teh 30 feets of caek reddy!!

By: Baykon Cheezburger

Baykon Cheezburger — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:27:23 +0000

at lease ur kitteh not haz eskargo!!!

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:25:08 +0000

HAPPEE BIRFDAI SarahD!!!! Wii can haz anudder 30 feet chawklit caek to silleebrate!

By: Baykon Cheezburger

Baykon Cheezburger — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:24:37 +0000

mew-taeshin!!!!!

rolf!!!!!! Win!!!

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:22:31 +0000

Mr Z nawt gonna be happe bowt taht, uh oh!

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:20:59 +0000

Deer Britt– “Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill”" . as ai iz almost 3 tiemz ur age, u wil nebber get taht title bakk, lololol!

Zauberflote O_O forebber!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:19:26 +0000

Mai birfday is tmrw, an mai mommee bott me a card dat sez INCONCEIVABLE when u openz it!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:18:04 +0000

Yawl, I has a funneh kitteh storee I no u will lyk:

I has a akwarium wif a fish an snaylz. Cleend owt teh tank teh uthur nite, an wun of teh big snaylz lukked lyk hims wuz gonna kick it, so I puts him in a little watur bowl to watch. I go to get reddy for beds, an taek teh bowl wif me, so I puts it in teh very back kornur of teh bafroom cowntur. Snayl nawt improov, so I go to beds.

Bout a howr latur, I waek up to mah kitteh likking teh fawset for watur. He lyks to skratch his tung across teh nozzl so I will get up an turn it ahn, but I jus staed in beds. Few minnits latur, I hear *lap lap lap lap* an I fink, oh, kitteh fownd puddle in teh sink. Suddenlee I reeliz, KITTEH DRINKING SNAYL WATUR.

I shoots up owt of beds, an kitteh is stretchd to back of cowntur, happilee drinkeng snayl watur, lyk… “Whut? It has a flavr.”

Kittehs! *sigh*

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:14:40 +0000

mmmm.. ok I lukked it up… sownds gud! Cawfee, rum, and Tia Maria… I can has sum? Fanks!
Oohhh those flamingo dansers are GUD. I think the wun on the rite is flurtin wif u Zauberflote!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:11:35 +0000

Inconceevabul!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:11:02 +0000

Mai doggeh had a kitteh fren dat wuld do dis… wuz, “O hai… Ur hed smellz funneh… rite heer… an heer… an heer… an… well u jus smell funneh.”

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:10:00 +0000

Ai nebber hads a vallay…

By: Britt

Britt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:56:28 +0000

o hai zuberflote!
starring kitteh wants hers titles backs.

By: Britt

Britt — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:53:10 +0000

oh hai zuberflote!
staring kitteh wants her title backs.
britt kitteh waz wondering if hers lolz waz funnahy can u sees it fur meh?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1013236

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:46:26 +0000

U r t222 funnee, elfi! Ai noez anudder “O-no it nawt”, but iz a gui. Went to Afrika wif him an mai quintet, an we felt berry berry safe cuz he wuz there, wii dint hav to wurree bowt needin blud in a 3rd whirld countree…..he wuz nawt amuzed.