Nitey nite!
Nitey nite!
but it nawt bed tiem yet. eye want anudder storee.
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Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite….
K. An’ nont go gitting up in middul ov nite foar eetin’ mai guushyfuud laik laz tiem.
yay maus.
sekond
and nawt sekond!!
I guess I have to ask myself what drink-n-dance I want, eh?
refresh, maus, Iz on teh way,
sry…wus out getting the buffet reddy, da koffee bar set up and bringin in the Rockettes…
u like?
Yay Maus! The ol 1-2! Wut joo want fur singin danzin drinkin eetin? We cud sing The Firehouse Rag (ok, I made taht up…), an I hab sum sininammom bunz to go wif teh hawt chawklit?
Hao bout “Hold that Tiger”? Tahts a fun rag. And simnomnom buns are graet! But I wud lieks sum gud Spanish-style coffee insted of teh cocoa. Fanks!
wud u like sum shoo-fly pi to go wif those buns?
er, wut is Spanish style cawfee? U does nawt hav to race a bull for it duz u?
*goin to Spane, BRB*
um, can u pick up one uv those hawt flamingo dansers while ur there?
Just… uh.. for entertaynmint purrpusus onlee!!
wy yu goez to spane foar flamingoz? Yu kan git dem at da lawn-supply stoar! Sumtaimz dey evin has propellur whirrly-legz whut go roun’ an roun’ if da wind bloze.
Ai fink teh lawn stor flamingoz iz nawt so hawt az teh reel Spanish typez, maiself!
Ok, Iz bakk! Brot Spanissh cofffeee, and teh Aprilissimo Flamigos fur teh danzin *owtch* watch teh stompy stompy feetz der!!
mmmm.. ok I lukked it up… sownds gud! Cawfee, rum, and Tia Maria… I can has sum? Fanks!
Oohhh those flamingo dansers are GUD. I think the wun on the rite is flurtin wif u Zauberflote!!
Mr Z nawt gonna be happe bowt taht, uh oh!
Well, I’ve never been to Spain….
But I’ve ben 2 Okrahoma. . .
but iz 4 reel. 1994 The University of Wisconsin Eau Claire Symphony Band
Album name: Wake Up America
Label: Stomp Off Records
#16 on the list of tracks
that’s teh kitteh’s job!
JK… kitteh will giv u a schmoo!
that sounds like rosco p coltrane in dukes of hazzard tv serie
Don’t even THINK of moving a muscle, mister…
letz meh tellz u a secret eye dont’s like u!
Ur hed has a flavur.
ur eyebawl haz a sniffy.
Actually, we calls dis poze “Holdstill” in our house.
Kismet be givin’ herself a baff. Serenity be next to her, also givin’ herself a baff. Den dey be baffin’ each othur. Den Reni will go “holdstil” to Kismet, tryz to grab her hed foar bettur woshingz ov teh hed…..
den it davolvz into:
REERRWEROERURORORROOOO!!!!
HIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WHAK WHAK WHAK
RREREERRRRR!! *GROWL*
HISSSSS
Malfunction-kitty wif pointy-enz
Chase-kitty.
Ohai, elfi
U r a grate storeetellr, u noe dat?
How r u? Bedder yet?
I’s doin’ okeh. Still processin’. I has not yet gone thru the werzt part, apparuntlee. “you’ll know,” sed da doktur. (greaaaaat.)
So… Yah, I hangin’ in der. I taek naps todae. Mai roommaet off to werk, him taek mai kar, dat iz teh gud. Roommaet bin varee gud ‘bowt gittin’ up an’ goin’ to werkz on tym. Him an me, we had teh werdz. I iz hoapingz it halpd.
Gots skool toniet. An’ I shud problee plantz da treez todae, maebee pak sum boxiz. Somefing. We’ll see. Is a balince, if ai rezt too mush, den nuffing happinz. If I werk too hard, den is teh paynfol luze. So I do bof an’ hoap for bezt.
ohai Elfi!
did u see I posted last week sumtime… I seed u in a broadwai show, Wicked! the mane char, kar, uh, star roll was Elfi the nawt so wikkid wich! Wuz pretty nice wich ackshully! And ai thotted, wow, Elfi’s on broadwai!
hoap u gets owtside.. nawt sure where u lives, but where I am it’s very nice and nawt too hot, wud be a grate day to get sum fresh airs, and hoaping that wud maek u feel awl refresshy and gud!
Yah frezh ayrz be gud. I dint see dat pozt, but dat ar kewl! Muzz be mai evul twyn. Alzo naem Elfi.
Akshulie der wuz a figyur-zkatur frum canadia (I fink) naemd Elfi. Iz lol.
I’z in teh Okiehomar, it ar naiss owt, fild wif teh luvlee allurgeez, but dat okeh, I has ey-dropz. Yayz0rz.
Aww, sorree Elfi {e} Mai neese, let me show u her. She haz erbul tee for ebbery type ob emerjunsee, an eben wun to moob fings along. Maybee u can fynde such a fing if dezyred?
Fankoo foar teh finkingz. Mai doktur, she offurd teh surjeree an-oar teh drugz foar similur process…. I waet until I git razoltz ov nex blood tezt bak, den ai dasyd. Doktur giv’d meh rhogam shotz0r, wuz nawt owwy at awl. Maek mai fyutur behbeh be saef frum mai evul attak-blood.
Mai yunivursal donorshipz, let meh showz yu it!
Wun taim, when ai werkd at teh Bloo-Krozz in Noo Hamshur, one ov da kusstimur-serviss teemz be laik, WOO! We haz a SLOGIN!! Dey put up da big hyuj bannur, whut sed: “OWR BLOOD TYP IZ BEE-POZZITIV!!!”
I luk at da sine, I sed… um… yah. Mai blood typ iz O-NO IT NAWT.
lol
U r t222 funnee, elfi! Ai noez anudder “O-no it nawt”, but iz a gui. Went to Afrika wif him an mai quintet, an we felt berry berry safe cuz he wuz there, wii dint hav to wurree bowt needin blud in a 3rd whirld countree…..he wuz nawt amuzed.
oh hai zuberflote!
staring kitteh wants her title backs.
britt kitteh waz wondering if hers lolz waz funnahy can u sees it fur meh?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1013236
o hai zuberflote!
starring kitteh wants hers titles backs.
Deer Britt– “Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill”" . as ai iz almost 3 tiemz ur age, u wil nebber get taht title bakk, lololol!
Zauberflote O_O forebber!
Ai knoze wee nebber azk a laydie hur aij, butt hao olde iz yoo? Ai bee 51 1/2, an amayzed taht wee gawt tihs farr—when ai wuz liddle kitteh, awl teh tawk wuz teh Adam Bom, an hao we wuz goona bloe owrselfs to Kingdom Kum. Yet heer wee aer—amayzin, an fank CC :Twuz grayce taht brot uss sayf thuss farr, an grayce will leed uss hoam.
Izznt id niaice da wai dey unnerstan eech udder?
Mai doggeh had a kitteh fren dat wuld do dis… wuz, “O hai… Ur hed smellz funneh… rite heer… an heer… an heer… an… well u jus smell funneh.”
Nittee nite. Eye lub u forebber.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
A little hair of the dog that bit ya.
eye kisseh ur booboo
Awwww… lookit the cute kitteh!!!! and hiz littel spot nex to hiz littel paw! AWWWWWWW he lookz soft and squishee!!!!
Oh noes! I kant halp it!
SMOO SMOO SMOO SMOO SMOO SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE
pleh kitteh furz.
Dis kitteh has intruzting janetix.
Dis kitteh haz jeenz foar harringboen tabbeh, whyte-mazkingz, and haz tempratchur-sensytiv mew-taeshin ov kullor proeteenz. Dat ar teh varee kewl.
mew-taeshin!!!!!
rolf!!!!!! Win!!!
Berry preddy-preddy kitteh!
Izdiz a speshul kinda breed?
tew me, (justalayperson) kitteh lukked laik tabbeh sly-ameez blend
Datz priddy mush whut sumz it up. Yep.
Da symeez kittehs karry proteenz whut ar asposd to fold proper-like, an’ they do if they do it slow an’ careful, when da temprashur isn’t so warmz…. but if iz too warm, dey do it fazzt an mess up. If awl da proteenz foldid rite, kitteh wud be brown. but in kittehz warm spots (belleh, hed, etc) proteenz rush-rush-rush an’ nawt fold rite so dey end up bein’ teh kreem kolor.
dat wy in wintur sum kittehs is darkur.
waow! taht is kewl…ai hadded a sly-ameez kitteh (seelpoynt/brown) hoo did JUS taht – ai wonered wai…tahnks~!
Ai laik diz kinde ware deh jeans werent foldded up rait.
in mai haus, teh jeans iz offen nawt foldded up rait… mai lazee, let me sho u it.
Good night. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
lolz. ellos LCB
kitteh revengeh?
Kitteh is teh Dred Pirate Tiddles.
ah i c
*britt kitteh stays tenah feets away frm eviahl kitteh*
him nevar taek prizzunerz. Wunz werd goze owt dat him gottid awl SMOO, den goggehs start foar dis-obeh, den it WERK WERK WERK awl da tiem!!
…until wun dai u liv liek teh king in Padygoonya
Ai nebber hads a vallay…
Inconceevabul!
Mai birfday is tmrw, an mai mommee bott me a card dat sez INCONCEIVABLE when u openz it!
HAPPEE BIRFDAI SarahD!!!! Wii can haz anudder 30 feet chawklit caek to silleebrate!
ooh ZF, u are KWYTE the partee hostess!!
let me noe if u needz sum halp. Ai can make lots of whippy creem. Gud thing we haz until tomorroe to get teh 30 feets of caek reddy!!
Woo! Dis sownd lyk a graet partee!
*puts awn partee hat*
do yu hab enuff skwirrles for whippy cream for 30 feet ob cake?
Prbbly yu needs 120 skwirrel feets for dat much cake!
ai hav alreddy layed owt traps under mai oak tree, filled wif peenuts and burdseed (b/c we awl know they can’t resist burdseed!!!) as well as sum corm on teh cob. hoapfullee I will catch enuf, but if u haz some xtra skwirells, plz bring them by tomorroe! kthx!
Tabloid-kitteh kisses n tells simultaniously? :O
while ur sleeping, I’ll snuggle next to u to keep u warm…
ur gettings veryah sleepah, whens i counts ta tree, u will wakes upah and obehy da kitteh! one true tree!
“Honey, why is teh dog clucking like a chikken?”
lol!
[sigh]
dis jus maek me wana go riet bak hoem an curl up wif Rikki an Bownss.
(Spot alwyz staiz aloof in a pyl ov fleesy blankits)
Yawl, I has a funneh kitteh storee I no u will lyk:
I has a akwarium wif a fish an snaylz. Cleend owt teh tank teh uthur nite, an wun of teh big snaylz lukked lyk hims wuz gonna kick it, so I puts him in a little watur bowl to watch. I go to get reddy for beds, an taek teh bowl wif me, so I puts it in teh very back kornur of teh bafroom cowntur. Snayl nawt improov, so I go to beds.
Bout a howr latur, I waek up to mah kitteh likking teh fawset for watur. He lyks to skratch his tung across teh nozzl so I will get up an turn it ahn, but I jus staed in beds. Few minnits latur, I hear *lap lap lap lap* an I fink, oh, kitteh fownd puddle in teh sink. Suddenlee I reeliz, KITTEH DRINKING SNAYL WATUR.
I shoots up owt of beds, an kitteh is stretchd to back of cowntur, happilee drinkeng snayl watur, lyk… “Whut? It has a flavr.”
Kittehs! *sigh*
at lease ur kitteh not haz eskargo!!!
Ai haz a kitteh likes to drink frum the fawcett 2! But i haz to ackshully PICK HUR UP and put her on teh sink too. She sitz and waitz fur me to do this… ai am just heer to do her bidding. ai knowz that.
but whut abowt teh snayle???
Sadlee, snayl kick teh buckit
But, wuz its tym. Wuz verree old snayl.
Mai kittehs laiked tu drink oudda akwareeyum. Sed wadder waz best frum der, most flavor, spesshlee neer deh filter, which hung on outside of tank.
Kitteh Corleone says “Fredo, yer muh bruddah, I wud nebber do anyfin to hert yo”
az ai rememembrs, Fredo nawt sew smert, eeder.
Funneh haow kitteh adn goggie’s furses bees almoast teh saime culler;
adn goggie’s earses ar saime culler az kitteh’s tayle;
Hmmm, mebbee taht’s wye dere gettin alawng soe wel, adn nawt fiteing oar sniping at eech ovver; similaritees sumtiems maikes frends…….
No LOLs. DO NOT WANT.
Aww, fer peet’s sake—ef yoo doan liek it, doan post! Jeeze, wee bin havin tew menny complayners. Weeze sposedta bee NYCE heer.
Ai’s agreemints. Dis b sew sweets!!!! Meh loves!!!
Kan nawt unnerstaynd wye teh moahners adn groahners whine soe muches;
Wye doan tehy jes goes hoem??? DO NOT WANT CKC:
(Caunstent karpyng adn critysiysyng )
kis teh goggie be4 he ‘go sleep’
Awww…such gud frends they shaer teh bed between them.
…
Um — yu guize mind leevin a corner for yur peepuls?
Dere’s no monsters unner ur bed. U safe nao.
Maunstres adn skaree stuf, liek ohgures & wraitheses, nawt unner bedd;
(Oanley inna klauset)
Just testin da intertube
sleep tigh dont let me i mean the bedbugs bite