Emo kid will jump,
Emo kid will jump, just for the attention.
yoo shud maeks sum emo fwends.
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And den he’ll take a sad myspace pic.
An’ act lyk he dusn’t haf ani fwiends (eben doe der are a kajilion in hiz “mai fwiends” seckshon)…
*skoffs*
Congratumalations on your nawt seccond!!!!! We sailabrait?
How teh heck did he getting up der??
in Morraco there are boys who carri dem up into the trees to attract turists wiff cameras (an muney).
Um…no. The gaots climb up to get the left ova Argan Nuts. Nawt liek Jasun enna Argan Nuts y’unnerstan. Dese wuns r nummy treets fur gaots and gaots jess lub to climb! Multipple win all roun. Foto luks liek it was taken near Agadir.
The nuts are a treat fer the goats but it mus be summa boff because we watched boyz heftin goats up into the trees. The argan oil is most tastee but much less expensive at the market den from the locals. An yes we were near Agadir at the tyme, afore movin on to Fez. Wunnerful contry, wunnerful food.
I think yu musta bin lukin at a dum gaot. Cos all the wuns ai saw wuz climbin wif abandon!
Cos he’s a goat! Goats is gud at dis.
Yep!
teh nawt sekkund tiem i seed goats inna trees wuz at mai oncles farm. i wuz walkin inna pastyer adn cummupon 4 goats @ eyelevull r moar hi tehn dat!!!
neerlee dropted a saccer-aw-blew.
Hi, BamaHern.
hai kafleen.
It’s a goat tree. They grow like that. This one is nearly ripe.
*ROFL*
CP Ai haznt seed yew sinze teh looooooong bored meetN.
(but den Ai haz to skip soem phreds, coz RL getz innawai.)
I haven’t posted a lot lately. I’ve been busy (although not so many bored meetings…) and haven’t been on ICHC much.
I also really miss the voting burgers, so I don’t spend as much time reading comments as I used to, since I can’t give feedback.
What the…? I didn’t put any smilies in my post!?!
I b thinking u assidentlee puttinged deh semicolonik in frunt
uv deh clozing pearen thesis.
I’m pretty sure I didn’t put a semicolon anywhere.
Hmm…let’s try something.
),
Nope, that wasn’t it. Odd.
S’ok, iz gud tew sii yew aneehoo!
Taht RL rly kutz intuh mai loltime.
Oh – good morning!! cweenmj AND mj. since mai mind iz still in such a panik, can yoo plees tell mee hao yoo do teh pleasantlee smiling guy? Ai can has BEEG smile
and the medium smile 
but nawt teh just pleasant wun.
An mj!!1 LOL! Ai DID go tehre – an ai am so discombobulamated at this poynt taht ai cudn’t eben remember hoo ai am!!!
so ai just came heeer instead!
It’s SOOO nice to know hoo ai am heer. LOL som moar!!!
An oh mai!!! Ai dint eben see thiz wuz yesterday. Maybee ai’d better just go bak to bed – get up tomorrow an start mai lief awl ober again!
ROFL!!
He flew obviously….
Don try to goat heem into it!
:groan:
emo KID!!! hahahaa hilarious!
wut kaind of parnts he hav to let heem do dees??? so eeresponsibal!
*Runs bak to “u have selected” page adn gitz care troll mask frum LyP.
Thankz LyP!!
*Puttingz mask on.
oooo. dat tikklez mai noze.
*readjustz mask.
Datz bedder.
.
Goat pearintz!!! Not 2 b letting ur kidz cliymbing on deh treez!!
Dis iz beeing deh ear reesponsibullz!! !!
Doan u unnerstanding teh reeper cushunz?!?!?!?!?!?
Deh tree will 2 b sufferingz deh huge injooreez. Goat footprintz awl ober
itz tender limbes!! Teh ripped barkz! teh torn leefz! Deh bended twigz!!
How will it eber recubberingz!?!!? Not to menshun teh emoshunal
damijez. It will taking deh yeerz & yeerz uv teh tree therapeez 2 b
obercumingz deh giant sadz!!!
Rememberingz — Treez r not sidewokz!!!
.
*Mask fawlz off.
LOL!! Yet anudder grate “care troll” impurrsonashun!!! We shud bee collekting these sumwhere.
OH! Rite! Taht’s wat ai do!! LOL an
!! Ai’m on it!
hez geveng shaed too teh itty bitty gotez
Himz a gibbur!
Hey, y’all – look at me!!! Up heeeer, loooook, looka meeeee!!! Up in teh treeeee!
Aw, skrew it……
*jumps*
*Waaaaaaaaa* Ai twistud mai ankul. Waddaya meen yu dint get teh pikchur? Nao ai haz to klime bak up & do it rite.
*sigh*
suicide goat lacks planning skills
@@@@@@@@@
eye lubs dat!
An hai – The Crapture!
We awl so admired yur spirit an – genural funniness awn taht – waht wud yoo call it- gnormous basement cat vs ceiling cat pikshur.
Eneway – ai hav awlreddee loast a few peepl from heer taht ai likeed veree much. Wich gibs me a jiant sad. Wai did they go? Ar tehy ebber coming bak? Ar they sik? We just don’t know. BUTT – had tehy been ober awn the cheezfrenz – we wud bee abul to get in tuch wif them – if we wanted to.
So pleez com an joyne. It’s verreee frendlee – just us – an lots ov frenlee chit-chat. But fur mee – moast important – you will nawt be loast.
See waht a rote fur woozled down below, pleez. An ai doo hope yoo will doo it.
ai shal synes in and duz it frum mah kmpyutor at hoem… netwurk ppl heer at teh ofiss liek to keep us owt of soem parts of teh intarwebs eben if tehre am not anything partikrlrly nawty tehre, altho ICHC am neber blawked (thankfully)
thats skill
walking on the edge
just looking for attention
don’t jump emo kid….
hay eberbudi! luk atz mei! Iz ina tree bein a monkee!
momcat
Hai momcat!! I saw yer note. Wii b going 2 deh Prineville Reservoir Resort.
Duz u noeing it?
An hai to yoo, cweenmj!!! Heer ai am again – layte at nite. Fur mee, eneway!!
Ai hoep yoo will bee abul to meet up wif ar deer momcat. ai am also sooo luking forwerd to sumday meeting menee of teh cheezpeeps!
Ar yoo awl settled in fur teh nite???
Yah, wii b all snug and fed.
I wuz just updatinged deh blogg.
Iz it awlmost updayted???? Ai will com ober laytur and see it! Ai laik yur blog a lot!!
an ai think ai need to copee out the parayde. Hao much fun waz taht!! ??
An let’s heer it fur Kafleen, teh Dawn Key – hoo started it!!
Hip hip hooray!!!!
*Jumpz up adn down.
Yay 4 Kafleen!!! She b sooo sweet!!!
Teh parade wuz awsum!! Adn sew much funz.
I hope she joyingz us 2nite.
.
2dayz update iz dun.
OH HAI ebreebuddee. If yoo hazn’t seen teh parayde awn cweenmj’s blog – yoo shud go an see it. ‘Twas to silly brayte her 1000th – um – being klicked awn!!
An if yoo just klickz awn hur nayme – yoo can see it in awl it’z gloree!!
cweenmj – doo tehy need to doo sumting speshul to see it – since it’s nao furhter bakd??
(oh – an thank yoo fur the tuk in. Ai slept veree well!
Uuummm. Lessee.
If u scrollz down and lukking on deh rite side
find deh post named W00t!!!
Oar go to teh calendar thingie and clikking
on deh April 5 shud b getting u to deh parade.
(it’s in teh commints).
Teh Parade Dat Keeps On Gibbin.
♥
*wisspurrs to MJ* U noe, I came too ur site wiff a present fur you
in mah hart;
I juss diddun hab
no occashun too gib it fur. Den I saw 1,000 visitors and I had an
explosion
of happy and an excuse!!
If I’d noan itt wud turn owt so durnned good, I’d hab been shakin so bad
I wudd hardlee hab been able too type.
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Ain’t CC wunnerful? Hee gibbs uss giffs an letz uss gibb tehm tew odders—and wen we kno itz teh rite, it juss gibbs uss teh shakez! (Uh-oh, mah smart-alecky mine sez, “Wut flavur shakes?”
!!) Ennywai—-keep trustin CC, an He bees wif yoo rite froo awl dis, um, furtalizer. Hoap tew here taht awl iz well wif yoo, deer fren!
cween, yew jess at teh layk we gottoo ebry sumr, fort ob Jool eye. Ar hole fambly bwings der moter hoams (and everything else, cuz there is nuthin but sand and alkalai water) adn woter tois. Wes unplugs fur a weak
*
Jumping up adn down wif joi!!!!
Wii seeing u den!!! Wii b dere awl summer!!!
The goats climbing the argan trees are a big draw for tourists in Morocco. The goats climb the trees and chew the nuts and the locals collect the goat droppings and collect the argan pits from them. They press the pits to get the oil that they sell. Argan oil is supposed to be great for salads.
Just so you know.
Hmm. dis duz not sownd tasti OR nootrishus!
Emo kid is eco-friendly nut roaster.
youzes less lectrisity than udder modelz.
Hay, I’m goin 2 jump!
Hay, I’m goin 2 jump!
I sed, “HAY, I’M GOIN 2 JUMP!”
Nebbermind
Delooshunal gote
Finks heez a burd.
Snoopee gote
playz vulchur.
Oh hai, woozled. Ai wuz wondering if yoo wud bee interested in joyning teh cheezfrenz. Ai expekt yoo know what taht iz?
Ai am going round purrsonallee inviting peeple becuz it seems to werk best. Eben Maus dint com, despite menee jeneral invitashun to joyne, until ai asked him to. (an iz nawt necessaary to bee invited – enewun hoo iz heer awn ICHC can joyne – teh awnlee rool, liek heer – iz to be nice and fun.
Mai purrpose iz to maek sure teh peeple ai laik ar there – where they cannawt be lost.
WP duzzn’t like it – so ai will put it in a liddle disguize!
First –
http://www.groups
an then.yahoo.com/
an finalee
group/cheezfrenz
Ai had to try twice to sine up – butt yoo shud be able to doo it eesilee!1
Git down from there and go cry, emo kid!
Wart!! Get daon frum dat tree!! (Naem dis mewsicle! Prize iz argan oyl…)
teh sword in teh stone?????
Klose—I gibs yoo a hint. Itt rimes wif Spamalot.
Lets see; Hamalot, Jamalot, Lambalot?
i haz 2 push teh Pramalot?
O I C, Camelot!
(thanks for teh hint- i needed it)
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kid!!! like teh behbeh goat!!!
i lolled twice at this
This beez mah cuzzin, lolgoatburglar.
Uuuummmm. Just wut duz he b burglaringz? iz deh tree sumbuddeez haus?
Um, it’s not only larceny that runs in teh fambly. There is a little bit of acrophobia, too. See, for example, Teh Thrilling Reskew:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/01/fail-3/#comment-137544
But if he b skeerd uv deh hitez, Y he b cliymbing a tree? Wudden him
b staying on deh grownd? Mai momma b deh akrofobeeya type adn u
cudnt b getting her up in a tree 4 luv oar munnee.
*slow, sad, hed shake*
Oh, cween. If we only knewed what made us fraidyhites climb trees and libarry shelves and theater lolcatwalks and suchlike, we woulds all win a Nobel prize.
That’s teh one whare teh Prize Patrol van comes to ur house wif a ginormous-sized check and a buncha bloons, rite?
I taut dat wuz wen dey camed and tookinged awl ur bellz away.
No, that beez teh lolcatbellglar branch of mah fambly. Yes, copper, they cop copper clappers in Cleveland.
uhhhh…do they purposely make your comments in lolspeak?
dey hoo?
Oar, hoo day?
How in heck do you get your lol’s on the site — i submit, I upload I comment- nothing appears!
I onlee commint. But I b noeing dey b habbing deh inderstrukshunz on
deh LOL builder. Adn I b heering dat dey hab deh touzandz adn
touzandz uv deh pikchurz. Nawt awl uv dem make it 2 deh voting
pages, adn fewer still b making it 2 deh frunt page.
thankee muchly — that explains it!
Is teh strangest phenomenom. We copies and pastes our commints directly from our doctoral dissertayshuns on “teh decline of sense of humor and love of wordplay in teh modern whirled, especially among teh self-impoartant dooshes” and somehow — POOF! — they ends up like this. Muy misteryous.
naow, naow. Doo not taunt teh noolee beefuddulled.
can we tawnt the bewitched, bemused, or bemildred?
Noe, but hao bowt Bewitched, Bovvered, an Bewildrd?
Is a grate song. I wus finking ob the three bats from Pogo who kin only tel themself apart by the pants they wares.
Noe, wee has tew doo itt owrselves—not sew eezy, akshully.
hasta be knowin how to splelz it riet befor yoo kan do gud job ob splellin it rong. odderwize miet aksidletnly spell it riet wifout knowin it.
oops
aksidnently spleled “spell” riet/rong 
lolspeek not az eezee az it luks.
hey Emo goat, jump around, jump around
jump up jump up and get down!
yes yes cabra?
thats kinda outta order dont you think emo kids dont crave attention so sort it i know its ment to be funny but still not right
Awryte! Who leff the caertrol mask out? After playin wif it yo hasta remember to puts it away udderwyse sumbody nawt fum hear myte fine it an put it awn. Pleese cheezpeeps to excersyz care wiff the power toys an lock em up wehn finished fer the safety of awl.
Powr tois!? Hee hee hee!
hehehehe i like da goat.
no emo kid nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NAWT PHUNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Ai knoe dey sed goatses cliemb teh treez awl by demsylfes;
Butt haow duz tehy du tihs??? Du goatses haz sukshun cupps awn bauddum ov dere foots? Du tehy flies up dere? Use eleevayturs? Eskylaturs? Laddures?
Hoistid up bye roep? Bukkit truk?
(Ai aksed tehm maiseylfe; tehy wud nawt tel: sez iyts a seekrit)
agriesz. dat bransh lux 2 beeg 4 teh kiddie.
whooopsies! I meenz teh kiddie lux 2 beeg 4 bransh.
dat b sad. i b hopen he not jump. <:’-(
hey, lol
Photoshop = cheating. Stop it. And this cheat has been done before, too.