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don’t retread on me!!!
Don’t tires me, bro! (I no, iz bad, but itz whut I thot when I red ur comment.)
Dey’s monitoring hao much I iz tired. Yeth. (Iz modul VS-190i)
No worries!!! Ai lykeded joor comment!!! Im sowwy i started the pun-agedis mornin’
I iz hear axle-dentlee
Iz dreaming of tire-lessly catching zee mouses
I’z been meowed down
2 moar ob deeze, n I’ll b a jaguar…
Last year was vary bad. Now I is sure to has a Goodyear.
Don’t quote me.
Happy Earf Dai Ebbry1
ooo! It ar Erf Dae? OOH!
I fink KB an’ me will go foar walkiez owtsyd, den maebee KB eetz sum grazz. Den, in onnur ov Erf Dae, KB kan has barf teh grazz on teh karpit! Fun!
–Elfi
{{{{{Elfie}}}}}
Splendid plan!1! eyes gib U much onnurz. tel KB 2 barf wun 4 mii 2. Mii, gotz 2 leafs 4 werks (rymes wif jerks…)
I haz sum treez whut needz plantin’ enniewae. I shud has doing ov dat.
Rait avtur mai nap.
Heer Elfie, heers a pillo, anna blankie, anna nite nite eye maks wif starz onnit 2 help u relax… Now putz ur feets up.. Atta gurl… La la laa – la la laa- la la- LA LA LA LA LA….
i alreddy has mai shert pikked owt dat i’m gunna ware.
it sais “hug a tree” on it!!!
i lurvs it sew mush…
i was gunna go wif my frend and help cleen up a park, but i has teh stoopy collij.
mebbeh i’ll pik up sum garbij dat ai see lyin on teh sied ov teh rode.
i haits teh garbij.
it gibs meh a sad.
I unnurstanz yur collij ishooz. I haz dem too.
Todae, tho, I haz nawt SO mush kollij. I has labz0rz in teh eevnyng, I haz to turnz in mai lab-buk whizh I rillee nawt has don yet. Um… Has to rite somefing abowt teh ELISA somefing. Dunnoz.
i plan 2 go 4 a walk on teh hike-bike trail in my county. i will walk further n pick up Xtra litter in honor of Earf day n ur cool shirt, 343.
Litter iz teh pleh; esp. recyclbubles- which shud b recyclded!
Todai inna grate wite north wii gots de snowing an blowing an drifting. Fur Erthdai I’m gonna not-drive a car ( roads not plowed), not go shopping fur stuff I dont knead (cant get to mall), an I am gonna conserve energy (spend dai inna bed nursing mai cold).
Ai’m sowry yoo doan feelz gud—maybee yoo can haz chikn soop? Eben cand iz bedder tahn nuffin.
Ise got dat run down feelin
aaaaghhhhh!1!
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“I’ze so tired – tired ob waytin – tyred ob waytin fer youuuuuu”
Ai can haz Teh Kinks version? Ai haz lotza Green Dai, but dis song bezt from Teh Kinks.
*rolls eyes* Maybe iz time to reinvent the wheel and roll past dees tired clishays.
Yoo is vary rite! Rumember, teh skweeky wheel gets teh grees.
Oar teh shaft!
Axle-lee, cud be both…
Maybe U gotz teh Rubber Soul?
These are fur mah new car, we can goez for spin later K?
First I has to nap..
Kthx
zzzzz
becoz I iz tired
Mebe U gotz teh Rubber Soul?
Beatles ref, FTW!
I’s so tired…
…. I wunner, shud Ai git up, an fix maiself a drynk?
no, no, no…..
Patrick: When i furst seez ur teeny tiny pichur my hart skeept beat…i thot u might b an ole belurved fren from colij in qweens, nyc, BUT, when i red dat you was in kinergarten in da ’90’s i new it couldnt be…i hab my 58th birdday on caturday, old enuf to be ur gramma. But your reezemblance to my best buddeh Patrick iz earrie. Twinzies, let me sho you, YOU! l lurve ICHC for da serendipitydoodah!
I was in Kittehgarden n teh preokupyd yeer ob 1985. Ai menshund dem gibin teh hoamwurks tu Kittehgardeners n teh 90s becoz ai had a lolfrend hoo had a lil siskitteh n teh Kittehgarden n teh 90s n her had teh hoamwurks. I has had manee hoomins tol meh ai luk liek sumwun els dey noes.
Kitteh wants to beh a big wheel.
I tink dis thread will go flat. :p
Ai knoe hao kitteh feelz. Ai nawt wanna get up dis morning, ether.
ditto on tht one
Trakshun…ai has it.
Fings b a lil flat at teh momint…
Mom awlwaiz tol meh nawt tu furget mah rubburz.
Preshur…ai has it.
lolz
I can has rest of car nao?
Dis iz awl da car ai can afford. Gas pryses 2 hy. Inshurins 2 hy. Paymints 2 hy.
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Mai borked wallit, let mi show u it.
aspekshulie as I nawt varee proffitabul wif mai ded-mowz-o-gram-on-ur-pillo bizniss. Nawt unnerstan wy derz no markkit foar ded-mowz-o-gramz. U’d fink peepulz be liekin’ teh hotel treetmint, yu kno, wif da snak-on-pillo, but nooooooo noebuddeh laik ded-mowz-o-gram.
Mebbe tehy’d ravver has teh live mows-ograms? Naww, teht wuddn wurk—live mowsies wud runned awai. Tehy’re liek taht.
Ahm so tired
Tired ov beingk admired
Tired ov luv un-inspyred…
Blazing Saddles ref ftw!
Oh, a wose.
How womantic.
Can’t you zee she’s pooped?!?!?
How appeh… appro… fittin dat between too rubbas an a bocks iz a pu… kitteh.
Whoda thunk there’d be so many tired jokes.
(giggul)
Yood fink they’d be tired of um…
Hoosier to sai we’d git tired ov em?
prhps _they_ be tired uv us!
then we can all retire!
Tehy cawnfyscaited kitteh’s cawr becuz her bees suches a badd drivure;
Butt her gawt ebben; (Her tuuk teh tyres!!!!)
That kitty looks just like my kitty!
I has found his twin!
‘I fink yer OK but yer fren, he’s uniroyal pain inna a$$’
Dat buk, bhind dah kitteh, da red-white-n-blue one, it’s Executive Orders by Tom Clancy! idk whos pic dis is, but dats one very gud buk.
Kitteh planns tu reed buk aftur hers nappee.
Here at Bob’s Tire Shop, our kittehs install while you wait!
wheel wheel, what do we haf heer?
oh god
…spare me teh puns
*spare*
*snerk*
it’s a dingcat!!
[hehe, so meny of teh funny lolcaters on dis wun. lols to awl]
jacked up on koffee in teh morning, flat liek a pancake in teh afternoon.
Onlee flat on wun side, tho. Just turn over foar a tyreful experience.
Better maybe:
jacked up on koffee in teh morning
completely retired in teh afternoon
still needs sumthing…
Dis Pun…. I has it. Tho, I wish I didnt. Why so meny bad puns?!?!!1!
The kitteh in this picture looks EXACTLY like the cat we had when I grew up. It’s just eerie. I was actually looking at close to see if it was taken in our house. He’s passed on now, and I miss him.
OMG! DAT IZ SOH FUNNE. U CUMZ ↑ WIT DA FUNNEST TINGS!
Geet up an du sumteen!
lol it took me a bit to figure it out! xD