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I be looking for Nemo.
I think he be tasting good.
delishus and nootrishus!
Concats O human of Cookie
I bring you double chocolit chip cookiez for earning the coveted spot!
What else would you like?
Tuna fish sammich be nice, but IRL am still fasting for Lent (Orthodox Easter be this Sunday).
Ai taut fish ok during Lent? Just no mauses or burds. (septin Sundayz)
I be in Coptic Orthodox Church; the fast for Lent means no meat, poultry, seafood or dairy. This be for 55 days (I thinks its 55 days: I just starts fasting when the priest says its time to start, and I ends the fast after the Easter service). And becuz I iz part kitteh and kould not give up da milk, my priest told me I could haz milk during the fast. So I kan fast happy.
That soundz liek a veree enlighteneded priest!
Wehn will Eester be heer fur yoo?
An – wuz ene ov teh mewsik sootible fur waht yoo wanted. An, if so, did yoo
liek it? I meen – iz it prittee and intersting?
):
ZOMG
That soundz liek a veree enlighteneded priest!
Wehn will Eester be heer fur yoo?
An – wuz ene ov teh mewsik sootible fur waht yoo wanted. An, if so, did yoo
liek it? I meen – iz it prittee and intersting?
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Can U haz choclit?
My ignorance of religus matters, let meh show U it
I dunno 2 kittehs.. u knows choclit… and fur sum of us.. that is a reeligyus experiense awl its oan.
Teknikally, we iz not supposed to haz choklate wid milk in it. However, since I be drinking milk anyhow……(my huzband only eats dark choklate during Lent, the type that haz no milk in it….cocoa butter iz in it, but that not be akshual butter; iz more like the oil from the cocoa bean.)
I maded sum veggie sammidges fur Uz wid mushrooms and onions
roasted red peppahs and pesto.
I hopez you likez it.
It be eksellent! Thank you! Your thotfulness iz one of the blessings of Lent!
Peek-a-Boo! I see yooooo…
Folkz, wii haz a braid fer nawt sekkund, an a braid fer sekkind! Dis sum kinda special! Contabkulashuns tew awl!!
I haz heer a v.fat kitteh dat cud uv bin teh model fer teh lolpic. Hez in mai lap, makin mai typin impossibobbel.
I shall maek som braded chawklit bread to go wif 2_K’s dubble chawklit chip cookiiz, k?
If ai rote “contankulashunz” it wud hab beb rite. Cf. Fat kitteh on lap….
mausy lukin fur fiddies? hmmmmm…
momcat
Whare? U gots no pokkets, kitteh.
Kitteh needz no pockits for the fisheh himz has
bedder planz for where to keep the fishees
This beez whut I is fraid of.
Um, yezzzz, if Ai letz u keepz mah fishees dere, me finks Ai nebber sees mah
fishees agin.
Oh I yam shure yu’ll see dem in the end.
Ai promz to gib dem bak. Mos uv um
Awl dyjested n cubberd in fur frum tummee?? No fank u!! Wan mai fishees back hole!
noes, onlee half dyjessted!
Well, some of tehm at leest.
Boo, that was sposed 2 be unnerneef dd’s kommint!
Oh, nao it is …
Grrr.
OK, mebbe 1 or 2.
Lesse. I’ll haz wun of deeze, an two of doze, an sum wasabi pleez…
Irasshaimase!
Domo!
Maus! Yu frytens me wiv yur smartness!
Frum wut I knoe, yu speek:
English
Lolcat
German
Klingon
and now Japanese
Is there no end tu yur brillyanss?
An dont fergit teh French fer MaryO…
*Looks around*
Shhhh… I will tells you a not-so-secrit. Yoo don’t needs to knows all uv taht stuff. Yoo jus needs to know wehre to finds it. Google bees yer frend…
See, elebenty times eleben clevvur! Gud use uv resorces!
Halpful cat iz….
nawt so…….
momcat
I dont mind. Dey look delicious I means beutaful!! Dats it.
Yes, tehey hab berry newtrishus, I means purdy, kolors.
Hai! Dis werks wiff mah laytest see fud dyet! Mmmm-mmm.
Conga rat u ate shuns CH!
Yoo so quik wit teh capshuns, ai wuz puttin in mai too sents on da pikshur b4, wunnerin wy nobuddy has a comintz bak… I’z a widdle slooo ona uptayk
kthxbai
Kitteh iz vairy helpfool. But helpfool kitteh wils hav algee awl ober hiz orinj an wite furr if tryes tu kleen tank.
Teh fishies wills nawt bee fooled bai green kitteh!
Iz nawt e z bean green
aboid teh green wunz – dere nawt ripe yet.
“A Fish Called Wanda” ref for teh fin!
Ai wuz gonna kwote dat – butchoo beeted meh to it!
oh – dere ar moar fishie kwotes from AFCW! Go ahed an kwote sum moar stuffs! Teh moar teh meerierererer!
Teh Lunnon unnergrown is NAWT a poLOLitikal moobment!
YU no watt Kneetchee sayd ahbout animules; “Dey was God’s not-furst misteak.”
Kitteh bringz partner to hep wif teh big kleening project
We has a resippee fur da survin ob teh fishies?
Albacore
Berrakuda
Cod
D…
damsel fishy
eelblenny
flounder
Tank will be verreh, verreh cleen when kitteh iz done helping.
Stay cleen, too.
Domino
Eel
Flounder
G…
Guppy, 4 anudder, plus
Halibut, az in “jus 4 teh …”, az well az
Ichthyoid creature of wuteber type…
J…
Jiant Krab
Krab, less Jiant
Lutefisk!
K…
did u meen M?
Monkfishies
Needulfish
Orca
firse tiem playin’ an ai gewf up!
/blushez
no problum CheshirePat. Ai tot AI mexed up…messed…missed….mucked
ai jus teezin u cheshirepat!
nuthin to worry abowt!
ai guufed not reedin the hole thred I guesses.. b/c luks liek somewun alreddy did the MNO ennyway! LOLZ
tehre’s mennee moar fishez in teh see…rite?
dat be me nawt nowing hao to reply…lernin…….ssssllllllooooowwwwwlllllyyyyy
yesh, mai inknorance, let me show u it
Pufferfish (kerful – is poysunt!!)
Queen Loach
Remora
S…
kuddlefish
lampray
mahi-mahi
tunafishy
up-side-down kettehfish
viperfish
The seeweed is ollies greener
In sumbuddy else’s layk
You dweem bowt goin up der
But dat is a big misstayk
Jess look at teh werld rownd yoo
Wite heer on teh oshun flore
Such wunnnerful tings sir ownd yoo
Wut moar is yoo lookin’ fur?
Unner da see, unner da see, la,la ,la,la….
Grooper
Halibut
Itteh bitteh fisheh
Gurnurd
Hallybutt
Icelandik cod
J….
Jelly Fish (with peenee budder)
Knife Fishies
Lung Fishes
M…
c’mon heer peepz
man o war
neptune sosietee
octopus
Mackerel
New England Chowda (sorta)
Oreos (rly!)
P…
Pesce del mare
qalugruaq
red snapper
.
(sry I’z nawt bin heer eerlier to plai – I’z at teh werks, an can haz peeps in mai coob all affernune)
Iz hold you fu- I meen feshies for you in mai mouf.
Puffer Fishies
Quik-get dose fishies
Rainbowfishies
S…
Sharks
Tuna
U…??
Unnerwater fishies?
Uncooked sashimi
Very colorfull angelfish
Water, ob corse
Whales
Xtra large whales
Yellowfin
ZEBRAFISH!
uncooked sashimi
.
*snerk* – yoo neerlee gottid me to snort watter up mai nose, zauberflote!! Dat wuz a close wun!!
I’z sowwy to, im pate shuns, Ai has em
I’s intweeged by teh coot black kitteh hidin’ in teh pictuh…
I can has long john slivers?
Upsydedown Kat
Vishy Swa
Whale
X…
Wethur iz to warm heer fo teh long johns
Yay!! WTG zauberflote. A kompleat menew. NOm nom nOM
Fanks Felion & CheshirePat, good noms
Dis iz jus lyek da seefud restrant da hoomins go 2. U pikz ur own fudz outta tank.
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YUM! Dey AWL luk gud!
Ummm…sumting smelz fishee…kitteh’s mouf iz waterin.
Fish heds
Fish heds
rolee-polee
Fish heds
eet tehm up, NOM!
sarry, but ai has to…
“What is Eminem’s Daughters Name?”
Bebeh Ruth…
*hangs hed in shaym for puny pun*
U bettur HOEP dat’s a Bebbeh Ruth in da watur!
PLEH, nawt want!
Caddieshak ref ftw!
ok new kittehs:
this is a ICHC PUBLICK SERVISS ANNOWNSMINT.
Please to put your alphabatronical contribushions into wun nice neat thred.
kthxverimuchbai. u may nao return to ur regurlarlee skeduled commints.
Or irregular, as teh case may bee.
Dis kitteh remindz mi of a kitteh a good frend of myne had. Him was a sweet kitteh but dumb as a rock. Ai used 2 chayse him fru her howse, yelling “Run Forrest Run!” LOL
kthx, LB. Weel nao replay to DIS commintz inna nu freds.
sry agin, put up wear sposed ta bee
sry, dis nawt werkin
doan worrie, u will get the hang uf it!
soon, u will be cursing the wurdpress just like the rest uf us…
fish heds
fish heds
eat em up, YUM!1 erm NOM!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGqtaAVA1L4&feature=related
kthx, LB. Weel nao replay to DIS commintz inna nu freds.
Hay, here is something I has noticed now that I has a orange tabby and has seen in teh orange stripey kitteh pics here: teh closer teh stripes is to teh end of teh tail, teh darker they is. Is that related to teh warm/cold thingy Elfi was talkin’ bout a couple of pics ago? I think mah Liam’s face stripes is darker than his midsection stripes too, come to think of it.
Ai haz tukittehs. Wen dey yunger kittehs, wun laik to plaiye Mitey Hunner – but he no laik deh wadder. So he bang aquarium frum outside. Udder don maind gettin paus n arms wed -an he tink wadder inchessin stuff. SO he paws it to maek ripples and retreevs anee floting plaztick greens fur play-wid – an ignores de fishees.
dats butter dan katch n relees (or nom):-l
Kitteh sez hims wil helpses tu kleen taynk;
jes lyft hims iynsyde adn gibb hims a liddle sponge
Tehn hims will kleen awl teh insyde glass ov teh taynk;
(Butt hims wil geyt teh fishees awt ov teh way furst: foar kleanyng purpoises, ov coarse
oh soor, kitteh, go rite ahed – HAY WAIT!
Kitteh lurnz abowtz
howz Fisheez libbz. Wantz 2 akxx
Fisheez owtz 2 lunch!
How Fisheez libbz in
cold Wet? Iz nawt fayrz! Kitteh
wantz sum annsurrz NOW!
Taykz Fisheez owtz ubz
cold Wet? Oarz goez in affturr
Fisheez?… Mebbee waytz?
Jack.
is nowt a cheesburger its a(drumrole)FISHBUREGER!
fishykitty
Ai will holdz teh fishehs foar u…in mah belleh!11!
I swear to got that is the cat who adopted me two eyars ago. It is the spitting image…
Me lik samon. Samon soud liv in tank. =(