I waz told there wud be fingerpainting!
I waz told there wud be fingerpainting!
no moar fingerpaintin after wut happend last tiem.
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an sum cookies
and milks
and cheezburgers.
iz wants cheezburger, nd ellos again
I love kittens in this phase!!
The ears-too-big-for-head stage… it looks like their ears grow exponentially faster than the rest of them…. then they have to catch up to their ears and grow back into them…. SOOOO DAMN CUTE!!!!
Agwee! Puppees havva grow intu paws…kittehs into EERS!
i wuz gonna sai HOLY EERS!!! taht iz gonna b wun big kitteh ifn it grows into its eers!
Yup! Bigeers on bebbeh=big grownup kitteh.
I dunno mang, my kitteh has always had huge ears. She’s a year old now and has yet to grow into them. I think it’s her breed or something.
conga rat shoelacins Lolnascar!
animul crackerz n liddul cartons of milk 2 sillibrate?
Purrfect snacktime! ty
i fawt i wuz pryor to sekund to comgretshoolait.
lol kayjoy, grate minds do fink aliek!!!
congomaratshoelaces on gettin pryor to sekund!!!
::pats lolnascar on teh bak::
yoo wil want dans? or dreenk?
i needs teh caffeen todai. stayed up too lates, gotta werk
oh heer, lolnascar
i maked loooots of moka capuhcheeno makkyato au lait haf caf haf decaf hoal melk
wif an xtra shot ov spresso an shugger free carml saus.
(i work at cawffee shawp. yoo can tell, no?)
ooohh 343, what a delishus job! May i have a capuhcheeno (with skim milk) plz?
::steem melk::
::maik lotsa frothy foamee goodness::
::maik spresso::
::poooooor intu kup::
heerya go kayjoy!! ‘njoy!
Thank u! u made my day much happier- n energized!
i haz much lawn n gardenz werk 2 do today
343, u is gud barreesta (barreesto?). Ken ai plz hab, um, medium (kan u tell ai *dont* go 2 coffeee shoppez) decaf mokka soy melk whippy creme awn top hold teh shprinkklz. an sumwer arownd heer tehrz sum skwirrelz wii uzes to wip teh creem, ai lieks dat kind. kplzthx?
well, ai wuld liek to fink i am.
i can maik teh bestest frothy foamee goodness arownd!
::dekaf mokka soi::
oops ai so sowy!
we fresh owtta skwirril creem!
is reglar okai?
::holds spreenkls::
ooo, and shugger free too!
ur the best!!
duz yr companee use teh almond serrrrrrryp? 4 sum reason Star$$$ quit probiding dat and it be mai favrit
yesh we do!
we has teh regler almun an teh amaretto sirrup.
mebbeh *$$$ stoppd becuz peeps has a ‘llergic reakshun to teh almun?
i’m not shur abowt dat wun.
mebbeh i can google it…
4 danzing we will hab”teh Birginya Reel”, sootable fur liddle kiddlez, an fur singin wii duz praktiss for skool play: Eensii Weensii Spider, Farmr in teh Delll, an Barney Song .
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Barney = EERWUUUURM!! ;p
Of corse ai guess that applies to awl uv the pre-kay sawngs!
Hao bowt Teh Sawng Taht Nebber Enz?
im orff to werk, have gud dai ebberywon!!
roodles nascar
*wavez bai-bai*
Hab gud day lolnascar! Snorgle aminalz 4 me!
EXCUSE ME, I BELIEVE YOU HAS MY STA-PA-LAR !!!
Nooooooo teech, dont callz on meeee….
Y, uz not prepaired for class??
Ai din know ther was a lot to prepare for preskeewl….. I know I nebber studdied mai colors or number or anyfink after I left for teh day…. tho I might hab worked on mai speeking points fer when I was gunna lobby for a third snackytime in teh day. Mai skills of purrswashun, let me show you dem.
fings have changed…dey gotta know teh gettsyburg addy by teh nawt sekond grade nows!!
U nawt kiddin! Wen *I* were a kitten, kiddygarten wuz nawt eben mnd…dmna..tamdato…well, enneewayz, u didn eben havta goe!
Ai noez. Ai wuz n teh Fif Grayd n awlreddy dey wuz gibben teh hoamwurk tu teh Kittengardeners. Ai nebber had hoamwurkz until teh fird grayd. Dey awlredy lurnin teh mayjur mafs n syuns…stuf ai no lurn until fird oar forf grayd. Wen ai wuz n the Kittengarden we onlee had tu lurn ar colorz n letturz n nomburs n baysik maffs n spalins. We moslee had teh fun. I can has tym masheen n go bak tu kittengarden? We didnt has teh naps…went hoam erlee enuff tu tayk nap at hoam. Ai hayted teh naptymz. Ai wish ai hads dem nao! ZZZZzzzzz………..
Ai wuz n teh Fif Grayd bak n teh erlee 90s…n teh daze ob Hammertime n NKOTB. DO NOT WANT!!!!!
ooohh. yewz guize makez mii feel sooo oooooolllllddddd.
When I wuz a liddle kittee-katkinz, teh skool didn’t eben
HAB a kindergardin!!
My school didn’t have kindergarten either. We had a big sand box in the classroom in first grade, but I don’t ever remember being allowed to play in it.
Wee hadz teh kittehgarten, butt wuz moasly glorifyed bebbehsittin surbiss. We had teh paintin an playin wif teh modelin klay an teh bildin wif teh blox an fimmerpayntin an lissenin tew teh storeez an NAPtiem—gawt inaa trubble coz ai wuz tryin tew gett unner teh blankee widout makin any rinkelz. Wee hadda plai-kitchen, tew! Lawtsa funn! Hadda lern hao tew spell owr naemzez, an kno owr nummers tew 10, but nuffin seryus. Fokeses tew harrd awn teh liddle kittehs theez dais.
hehe Patrick. I wuz nawt in da fif grade wif j00, but wuz clohse. I ‘memberz Hammertime an da Moonwalk b4 MJ went crayzee… mah 90’s pop culchur, let me show youz it.
Is it lunch tiem yets?
What do U mean-nap tyme?
Behbeh princiPAL kitteh practises wearing teh soot an tye look
“and wut brings u heer todai miss creantkittteh?
did u shred ur homewerks agin?? or wuz u hissing at teh othur kittehs?”
Us gonna loose at dis game, I iz staring contest winnah
@@@@@@@@@@ Britt!
*staring kitteh challenges u ta a duel*
U don noe who u iz challinjin
* kitteh startts stare* O_o
*Wize, ekzperryensed kitteh stairz bakk*
O_O
0_*
O_+
@_@ (oooh, dat wun look liek Lucy frum Charlee Braon!)
I keepz strate faise 4 az looooooooooong az u starrez, ha ha
()_o * ii think ii lost meh eyez*
O-O * founds tem*
}=0 < cowwie
()-()
*still nawt laffin*
No fare, uzin hornz to intimidaat ur opponunt!
*starring kitteh stares*
()_()
*elven yrs laterz*
()_()
teecher teecher Britt wet teh chare!!
O_O *freebazilliontee yearz laterz*
u laffin yet? I nawt, so der! @_@
*starring kitteh has benn deffted*
lolz at chairs wetting
Okay kitnergardenerz, first we singz teh goodmorning sawng, den we haz alfabet tyme, den we duz fingerpayntin, den we kleenz up en singz teh wash ur handz sawng, den iz recess, den iz nap tyme, den iz snak tyme, den iz numbrz tyme, den iz tyme 2 go howm fr lunch. Iz a verree bizzee day 2day!
Can we just skip to teh nap time?
Teacher, Jimmys eatin teh fingerpaint agin!
Ai sumtymz watch teh HBO Fambly sho Kindergarden n dey can has teh bizzee dai. Maded me tyurd wachin it. Ai no rem…rim…reecawl Kittehgarden bein dat bizzee.
Speekin ob teh sawngs:
Sunday Munday Toozday
Wensday Fursday Fryday
Caturday, wuts tuday?
OK gib mee awl da CHRG’s, an eye put authentic kitteh drawing on dem!
Ohai Tribble! How is Uz dis morning?
Ohai two_kittehs, eye izz fine tank u, but one uff my kidlets izz haom sik. How R u?
I ar gud fanks, Iz hadz mah birfday on Caturday and hadz sum fun,
gotted sum gifts, had a nice dinnah, hung out wid mah frenz and
went on a boat ride, weather was great and I were happeh.
I iz sowee about the kidlet, hope he gets bettah soon!
Mah kittehs himz (or it herz?) head butts too.