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Thx, kitteh! Now go put food on teh cleen dishes.
conga rat shoelaces on your nawt seckond! How shall we silly brate wif you?
Since we has a noo dryer machine, why doesn’t we takes teh old clothesline and do teh limbo?
hay, taht sowndz phun! ai stink at teh limbo, tho.
but, hay, it beets being in limbo!
But, but, don’t takes awai my closeline! I lubs my sunshieny fresh dryed close, an no elec — liectr — duzent cost enny monies.
Datz wut Ai usetur sai but den it wuz rane oar sum uvver exkuse nd pritty sune
clozelionz wuz gon nd dint mis dem. Da fresh duz smelz gud but nawt felez az softee. Rashunuliez.
Bless you abbycat, clothline is gud fer everybody, and it makes yer bed linens so nyce an crips an fresh. Line dry is nawt so gud fer muh $100 baff towels tho, they comes owt soft and fluffy in the dryer (OK muh $10 baff towels fum Tarjay).
Sum GD developer bilded a cul du sak neks to muh house seberal years ago and put in sebben McMansions. I’se ver unhappy, dat means 14 SUVs piloted by 14 yuppies going bak and forf next to muh property. One ob dem had temerity to ax me nawt to hang owt sheets, it made the area luk tacky. Imagine muh thrill!
you shoulda tole em it were a solar clothes-dryer!
Der are seberal cheezpeeps who doan wanna hear wut I tole dem but much of it wus anatomically impossible.
gud fur yoo!!!!
how ‘bowt – “Ai carz fur de virment, an yoo iz beeg fakur. Naw
goe du teh an-atum-iklee im-pus-ible awn ur ovurlee
manukured lahn.”
grrr. Dis wuz suppost tu bee up at tawp, replieez to SolnEsther
Joo cuud drai tehm partswayz awn teh cloabzlyne, tehn torss tehm intoo teh dryer foar a bit 2 maek tehm soff adn floofee…. wuud sayve sum egnerjee adn gib joo teh soff floofeez..
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$1oo baf towlz, holee katz! Myne awl sai ‘Hoetell leh Sleezee’… (tahtz teh French, rite?)
Sekkund fawt… unlezz joo wer tawkin ’bout $100 Zimbabwean dawllerz… in witch cayse joo are tawkin ‘baowt a singull peace of terlit payper….
I wus axually referrin back to a thred in ‘07 abowt $100 towels. I axually am quite happy wif muh green stripe Holiday Inn towels but Esther says that they, lyk me, are tacky. (hard to beeleeb dat a woman married to me would have such a stunted sents ob humer).
Hey Sol…. Ai haz a funee foar joo taht joo can uze…
pleh!
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Ai haz teh PROOFE that Ai am smartur than teh luvlee Missuz Woozled – adn see can NAWT argew wif it!!!!
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Reddy?
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Ai marriaged her… luuk whut ai got!!
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Shee marriaged meh… luuk whut ai got!!
DANG!! Ai meened
pleh!
Shee marriaged meh… luuk whut SHEH got!!
yer roit, you caint argue wif dat lojik
I haz monagrammmed towlz! I just has to chanj mai naem to “Hyatt”!
Lolcatburglar shoze me $100 towlz cumz frum 11-28-07 HNPH picshur fred. iz berry funny.
happi nawt sekkund, LCB! adn glad tew heer Esme iz still getting bedder!
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Waiz ai cowntz it yu hab 3 nawt furstz tudai. Iz maibe a rekurd? Conga ratz 3x. Naow wut yu duz fur oncor wunst yu getz hoam tu teh lubblee Esme? bsidez help hur warsh, ub corse.
Ur Snuggle bear had a flavor.
Cyute kitteh, but the horrorses of the dryer is terrible for kittehs. a student at one of our elementary schools lost his kitteh when he climbed into dryer and peeps did not know and turned dryer on. I do dryers aversion wit my kitthes wit door open, and make spinny go round. Kittehs jump out and say Do Not Want Ride.
Ai had frend in collij who had to put a “Check Dryer for Tigger” sine abuv teh dryer sew nobuddy wud axidentlee try to dry teh kitteh. Tigger lieked to nap in teh dryer. Ai still doan noe y dey did nawt jus close teh dryer wen dey were dun wif it.
We losted a kitteh that way when I was liddle. And my mother always made a point of checking before each load. But kittehs be sneaky…
Iz alwayz keep mi drier dor clozed, but 1 tiem mi kitteh Hyla (long gon over dat bridge) managed 2 get in. I spent 1/2 dai lukkin for her!! Finallii herd a lettle “meiu”, opened de door & found her.
De amount ob laundree I do, mi kittehz wud STARVE before get baked.
still, we must be kareful about de kittehz — dey do get into things & we need to chek carfully before we start driers or carz.
Dis skarz me sooooooo much!!!!
I has varee VERY much skard foar kitteh-in-dryur. I karry on an’ skrreem an’ bang on teh dryr if a kitteh sniek in when I juz tryin’ to remov teh londree. Moztlee I keep teh door klozd but sumtaimz yu kant kloz door an’ hold londree an’ awl dat stuf… so den kitteh git in (uzulee Sarenitee) An I go NO BAD BAD DRYER IS BAD BAD *BANGBANGBANG* Kitteh laik HOLYKRAP ur RITE!! yeek!
–Elfi
Tehre wuz wun thyme ai wuz dooin sum hoam improobmit werk for frends
ob myne wehn ai wuz owt of a jawb, adn ai wuz stayin at tehyr hauz in teh finished basemunt foar a week, soez ai took mai Luna kitteh wif meh… Wun afturnoom ai cuud nawt fynd her, adn ai luuked adn cawled adn luuked adn cawled, and subdemlee ai heerd teh littul kwiet crinkul ov teh plahstik… ai luukt ober 2 mai rite adn at ai lebbel tehre wuz a haol in teh paneling abowt 4 ninchez wyde… wif sheet plahstik beehynd it.
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A grabded mai torch adn peekded daown teh hoal and sawr 2 littel yello aizes luuking up at meh.
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Lawng stoaree shoart, Ai hadz 2 tayke teh wahl apart to reckscue mai Luna kitteh.
yeek!!!
Dat ar varee skary!!
We drove to Tennessee, stayed the night mid-way (in Memphis – teh pleh) … “we” were Elfinugget, Husbin, Room-maet, an’ Bastien. Bastien had been drugged for the trip but his drugs wore off and he was pretty much sick of being in the car (as we all were.) Upon getting to the hotel, he snif-snif’d around the beds (which didn’t have “under”, they were on a pedestal) and then promptly disappeared.
Completely. GONE.
Husbin’ freakin’ out, Roommaet and I were liek, no srsly, whar him goez? We looked EVERYWHERE, finally lifting up the mattress of the one bed….
He’d found a hole in the fabric of the box-spring and had crawled into it, and was inside the pedestal that the bed was on. After Husbin an’ Roommaet settled down for sleepings (and I was in teh showwar) … Bastien came into the bathroom, poked his head in, “mrrah?”
Tehtz teh kitteh foar joo…. awlwaiz ehsploarin… Luna awlsoe lyked to ehsploar teh wawk-up attik adn baysmint if wee wur cayrliss adn feeved teh doar open.
But when it ayme thyme to warsh teh durtydurty pawz aftur, shee wuz awl ‘Do Not Want!”
insied teh beddpoast? weerd kittehkat but kyoot lol
Mai auntie has a top-loader, and she washed teh kitteh.
LOL LCB!
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@@@@@? wutz wiff dat i dun gettit
Tha shnuggli bear haz no flavour ani moor? ****SpLoRt**** I’ze bin splorted bi tha nuws
OhNoez!!
*grabz teh CCC adn runz to catherine the cats lawyer’s syde (JD=juris dokker)*
doo nawt wurry CTCJD, ai will fiz joo up…
*sweepscrapesweepscrapeskoooooop*
*plorp!*
*tukkatukkapattapattapat*
*foald teh skullyscalpybitz bak 2gevver*
*applie CHRG*
*applie dux taype*
Heer iz a big pazayslee floofee blakee foar joo….
Adn a chawklit weezil…. duz joo neez a taystee beberidge? Gotz teh tee, adn menny cawfees, adn joosiz, adn a phullee stawkt bar heer awn teh CCC…
Catherine?
Catherine!?!?
ZOMG!!
Catherine teh kitteh lawyur iz nawn-responsiv!!
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HALP!!!!!
HALP!!!!!
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Duz teh CCC haz teh debrif…. feedribfyoola… peeskizulater…. car battree adn jumper cablez?!?!?!?
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*RUMMIDGERUMMIDGERUMMIDGE”
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HALP!!!!!
HALP!!!!!
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Fur kryin aowt laowd tehre’z noebuddy araownd 2 Halp!
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ummmm…
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ummmm…
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OH! Ai noez!
*grabz a fevver frum teh CCC*
*Tikkuls CTCJD’s footzeez wif teh fevver*
*CTCJD snerkx, giggolz, tehn jumps up adn ruz awai.*
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Whew!
iz nise&wurm in heer!
speeking ov wich, ai gotta go warsh moar ov mai clothse!
And I has to go buy some grosheries on teh way home from teh works. I is teh hongry, so I expect to have lots to carry!
Dis kitteh is nyoo kind of fabrik soffener wut givez yur cloze teh “nachural” look and feelz. Ai can has different colorz, plz?
“Hay, dawggie, u lied 2 me! There’s no surprise party 4 me in here. Hay, why u close do–”
ROFL!!!!!
One of my favorite Far Side cartoons: Kitteh looking into open door of dryer. Signs all over, with arrows pointing to dryer, say “Kat Fud.” Doggeh pressed with his back against the wall just out of sight, thinking “Oh please oh please oh please…”
o hai snorgler…. jus wanna say I likey ur name…. very snorgly
FYI– the link you have w/ your name isn’t complete
Tank yew, Kafleen! I din’t make no linkie for mah name, dun’t kno why itz bloo…
I rememers dat cartoon, an the membering gave me a big larf, fer witch I tank you snorgler. @@@@@@@. BTW I usta ski at a place in New Hampshyre called Snorglers Notch (er sumtin).
dats in vurmunt, nawt noo hamster.
ai fink.
yer ryte, Snorglers Notch is in Vt. I guess eben dem Green Mountins look Whyte inna winter so dat must esplain muh cornfuse. We also lyk skiin at Stowe, we swap tymeshre for Trapp fambly loj. Ver nyce place.
I uzd to liv in teh Noo Hamshur. Much sad abowt teh Old Man, yeth.
Haha!!! 2nd vote kitteh (mee) gawt teh 2nd vote!!!
Whut a helpful bebbeh! Theyre all liek taht deep insied, yu no: tehy even colur cowordinaet wehn yu has more then wun: lite colurs on yr dark cloes, dark on yr lite cloes!!
Ai juss has jinjer hares awn AWL mai clobes!
oh ambercat……. ai heerd tell yew is wun ob teh cheezfrenz subject matter experts….. is teh linkie i put at teh bottom ob dis page teh wun for teh chatroom tat is bein debeloped?
Ohai Jamamakitty, the chat rume is up an runnin awn teh Cheezpeeps site (clik awn “links” and it’s teh last wun) but it’s nawt much yused – mostly we chat awn teh messages paij. HOWEVER – tehre R plans afut to gis teh Cheezfrenz site a maekober, com awn ober an put in yur toopennerth!
mai gray kitteh and my dark stripey kitteh are happy to shed on my clothsies… Duct Tape’s furr shows up on awl but mai gray sweaters and Narby’s shows up on eberything– he has lite AND dark furr…. drat those stripes dat make him such a handsum kitteh!!
boaf mai kittehkats liek te leev hare on efrytin… frum cloes to unoppend kottej
cheez………
Sykles on kat washur: No and Uh-uh.
Nao dat ai furred teh clothes, ai will go wash yer dishes.
Aiz bery halpfull kitteh.
Dis iz wun tiem teh doggiez duz bettur jawb. Gotz teh biggur tungz and aslo warshez teh florz. Aslo iz nawt az pikky bowt teh flavurz ona dishes. Enny kined ub peeple fudz awl gud.
We hab kittehs wif diffrunt spehulteez in mah howse. One kitteh (Timmy) is bery good at warshing mah brekfist dish (aftur ai eetz eggz) & warshing teh frying pan. Anudder kitteh (Squeak) is bery good at exfoleeatun mai Mom’s face — iz cheeper dan goin to teh durmatawlajist an Mom can pay in smoos an snorgles an gushyfuds. We yoosta hab a kitteh (Jennyanydots – went ober rainbow brij mennee mennee yeers ago) who wud taek teh foam curlerz outta Gramma’s hair.
Jennyanydots was such a helpyful kitteh!!
Mah kitteh Narby used to use a similer teckneek to be an alrm clok. He wud stand on mai pillow an pull mai hair…. I didn’t apprec… apreesh… I din like dat too much. Happilee, hez mooved on to noo teckneeks dat dont hurt so much!
Jennyanydots was a wunnerful kitteh!!!
He actually saved my Grandpa’s life once. Gramps bent over to pick something up & gashed his head open on the corner of the TV. He was on blood-thinning medications, so anytime he started bleeding it took a long time for it to stop & became dangerous. When he started bleeding, Jenny went into Grandma’s room, jumped on her bed, and woke her by licking her face. She tried to shoo him away, but he was persistent. She realized that Jenny was trying to tell her something — so she got out of bed, found Dada, and called 911 to get the paramedics to come.
Jenny wuz berry berry much full ov teh awsumness. Ai still missez him so much. He wuz mah nawt-sekkund ginger cat — definitely NAWT poizon!!!
Ai wuz in Petsmahrt wun dai adn ai heerd a gay wif a kitteh awn hiz shoaldurr sai taht nuffin wuz 2 guud foar hiz kitteh… ‘parentlee teh guy droav a tacksee, adn wun nyte hee wuz werkin adn took teh kitteh wif hims.
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Soez hee wuz stawpt at a lite in teh nawt-bestest-part ob teh citee, adn teh kitteh stuud up, put hiz 4pawz awn teh guyz shoaldurr adn luukt VERRY INTENTLY owt teh opin widnoe.
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Teh tacksee guy luuked, adn tehre wuz 2-3 guyz comin twardz hiz car luukin Nawt Frendlee At All. Teh tacksee guy pulld hiz lycinst pitstul aowt, held it kazhualee wehre tehy cuud see it but nawt poynting at tehm adn sed ‘Can ai beez hepping joo?’
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Teh guyz sed ‘!!!! o….uh…noez…uh…bye.’ adn leevded verryverry fast.
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Teh tacksee guy figgerded teh kitteh prollee saybded hiz lyf taht nite, so nuffin wuz 2 guud foar teh kitteh.
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OOPS! FURST LYNE NAWT RITE!!
Nawt “a gay wif a kitteh”, ai meend “a GUY wif a kitteh”
Wii gnuing wut u ment. Wii sew used 2 deh lolspeak dat
wii can automajikkally fix deh typos.
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Dat wuz a gud storree. Kitteh so smart!
Nawt dat ders annyfing rong wid dat.
Troo dat but it iz nawt whut ai meend.
Sum peepz myte tayk a fence wif a ‘wai did joo havz 2 poynt owt himz oreeintayshun?’ kind ob attitood. Nawt ment, nawt want.
Ah put moar Kewt on all ur stuf.
to NIP an innywun else….. i’m preddy shur dis is teh linky to teh noo chatroom on teh cheezfrenz…………. yew needs to registr an stuffs
http://www.cheezfre nz.com/forum/
don’t know where that stoopy space came from
http://www.cheezfrenz.com/forum/
well, lyk yooshooal, ai haz tew ask mai dad, furst. he’ll prolly agree, tho, since he agreed tew teh yahoo 1
who nooooo wud be sew complicashuned? is yr dad teh one homeskuls yew? or dew tey boff? jus wondrin…….. no need to ansr
mai dadz teh “prisipal” mai momz teh “teecher,” but mostlee ai duz it maiself. mai dad just wuntz tew see if itz sayf, furst, yu noes? he duzzn’t lyk mee just doin tingz awn mai own. he iz protective, wich yu kan prolly unnerstan, grammajamama!
yesh ai can!! ai kin tell hims is teh gud papa!!
N1ip, wy duz haom skul? Wuz reding abowt Calif. rekwiring parents tu hab teching credenshulz tu du dis. Awl kinez argumintz ub corse but nabur boi heer duz wun yeer nd nebbur catch up wif class, ai fink stil going tu jr. colif(iz abowt 28 yeerz owld) Sins yur generashun’z edicashun maikz a big duffrence tu de fuchur ub awl. maibe iz gud idih? Aslo mai sis-in -law’z neece wuz “teeching ” hurz wen she nd huzbum neever had a brane btwene them. Den ub corse iz teh kweshun ub soshul lief. Purrsnly ai awlwaiz fawt it wuz gud fur awl fur kidletz tu goze tu skul. maibe happy tu cum haom and maibe parentz happy fur dem tu cum hoam aftur b awai fur a wile.
plz, dunt! thish iz wut mai frend adn ai were argyooing abowt yesterdae!
Mai parents awr gud teechurs. I am REKWIUREDED tew mayk staight A’s, adn ai haz a bedder soshal lyf becuz ai’m nawt being shut owt ov teh “clicks” that awr awl ovah teh skoolz these daes. Plus, if ai went tew public skool, ai wud be preshureded in ways that ai wud mush radder avoyd, fank yoo verri mush!
Buttinsky gma just wantz wutz best fur yu. If yu fink so iz fien. Yu sownd leik yur duin otae. Litterut az ennee budy heer.
o hai N1iP! Um, ai wuz teh hoamzkoold foar 2 yeerz, wuz when ai shudda bin in teh 6 an 7 graedz. Um, so den when ai wuz doen, I skipt 8th graed, moovd into teh hy-skool (which ar nawt so grate, akshuly… teh skip wuz fain, teh hy-zkool sux).
I grow’d up in teh Ohyo, so der wuz no reel pressudint foar hoam-skool at dat tym (wuz nawt so long agoz, onlee abowt 20 yeerz – ok navurmain, dat wuz lawng tym ago)… mai momzilla, she wuz maek me do lotz of stuf, wae moar den teh skool rakwyrd, but wuz gud kuz ai needid teh extra input. Teh skool systim, it ar geerd to maek kidz awl churnz owt teh saem, I fink, iz nawt sush grate foar teh kidz whut has extra brane-celz.
Teh klikz, dey iz fayl, but i fink it wuz gud foar me to axpyrins dem furzt-hand, gaevd meh sum skilz wif rekkignyzing surtin kinz ov behayvur an’ halpin’ me chooz gud frenz in teh laetur.
Ai wuz also in teh gymnaztix klass, teh swimmyng klazz, dat kinna stuf, so I stil had sum axpozyur to teh othur kidz, an’ dey wuz frum othur skoolz mostlee… so I dint rilly fink I wuz missin’ mush.
Fingz I glad I missd: Teh hoam-koming gaemz, teh dans angzt, teh prawm angzt, teh stoopy kidz whut smokd owtsyd… an’ I wuz glad I haetid teh hy-skool so mush, it gottid meh into teh kollij dat mush kwikr bakuz hy-skool wuz teh PLEH an’ FAYL an’ SUK an awl dat. Pluz, I lernd hao to beez teh invizzibul, whish iz gud trik.
Iffin’ yu want foar chat-moar, u can linkz to mai blog… I iz a grow’d-up wif mai own lil’ problimz in dis werld. Oar ur mom’n'dadcats can sae hai.
….are awl teh cheezfriends invited?
oh yesh……… hao cud dems not be?
ai lukz at dis nd naw kwite unnerstanz teh point. iz wun? oar just moar funz?
aim having teh saim difficulty. ai dew believ it am in teh debelopment faze an ebbenshully will hab teh real time chat room…….
dats mai unnerstandin, but it am new to me tew
Dis iz furst tiem ai did enny chat fing. Semez leik wud be naice if wuz sum gidelionz haow tu du fingz. maibe dere iz but Ai dint se dem. De wetpaint site haz sum gudz but semez cant get tu ware yu wantz eezly. iz cunfoozing. du yu hab purfiel dere? Iz gud tu no sum moar fingz abowt us. ai’m just genruly nozy ennywaiz.;-)
cheezfrenz.com is “werk in progress” – at teh moment its juss som ideeahs ob wot we’d lyk awn teh site. Teh wun we’re yusing is still teh yahoo group wun.
Wye duz kitteh liek soe muches tu sleap awn hyoomin’s cloathes wether iyn teh dryure (liek heer), oar iyn cloathesbaskitt, oar inna drawerr, oar ennyplaise at awl
or onna bed, or piled inna corner, or stuffed inna closet or stacked onna dryer… mai lack ob organnizashu, let me shows yew it!!
Ai resemblez taht remark! An harder coz wee bee libbin wif frenz. We hab teh wun rume—gud fing, coz wee needed a playse—but itz tuff tew keep itt oregon-eyesd.
wif mah Tonya and Shadow kittehs shedding teh wai tehy am kurintly shedding, i sweepz up, pikz up and brushiz owt enuf hayrz ebery dai to knit togedur a herd of kittehs — if that was hao to maek moar kittehs …and if i gnu hao to knit. i gievs tanks to CeilingCat foar teh lint trap in mah drahyur to de-fur mah cloze when ahm dun washin.
We ustur hab goldun retreebur hoo shed enuf tu crochey hole new puppy. Da doggy hayrz moar eesiur tu werk wif dan da kitteh but nawt smelz az gud. liek pleh. stinky ownlee 3 daiz aftur baf.
mah bruver haz a half retriever/half chow mix. giev taht dog a baff and he gets teh stank back on him priti quik too… and in teh sprinktiem he is a walking clowd of hayrz
I tink muh kats sekretly do dis!
duz nywun tink dere is sumting rong with deh kittehs eers?
teh better too heer yew wif, mai deer
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