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  1. Servings per package: elebenty.

    • Teho says:

      lolcat wayt loss: ur doin it rong

    • Cookie's Human says:

      Kute and beautie come in all sizes.

      Congrats, LCB, on yur top nawt-sekond!
      And more importantly, how iz little Esme doing?

      • Yesterday I took of her collar for a little while. First, she snuggled up to me and purred then she was all like, “Hay wait! I can warsh now!” So she had a baff right next to me on teh couch. She did not go for her butt teh first thing, so I was encouraged. But when she got to it, it started bleeding after just a few licks. So I prevented her from warshing that area by covering it with mah hand and she moved on to other parts of her. Then I put teh collar back on, to both of our disappointment. Then I warshed mah hands elebenty-gazillion times.

        Teh sore spot is much moar better, though. She lets me put antibiotic ointment on it. She’s separated from Liam today so she can rest and so he doesn’t lick the ointment off of her. She does seem like a feel-betterer girl than she did last week.

        It also occurred to me that since the collar has ridges on the outside of it she might be abrading her butt with them when she assumes teh butt-warshing position. I’ll see how she is tonight, mabye give her another break for a few minutes so she can has a baff, but teh collar might have to stay on a few moar days until she can wash without making herself bleed.

        • Cookie's Human says:

          I be glad there iz good progress on the healing of the incision, and the respites from the collar. What does the dr think about further treatment, and long-range prognosis? I thinks I remember you saying the dr thought they got everything, but wuz still konsidering chemo. I still likes to think that whether with or without chemo, Esme will have many, many years of happy good health before any more problems come along.

          • I have to meet with the oncologist to see what chemo will involve, especially from Esme’s point of view. I’ll consider it if it seems the right thing to do. Otherwise, we’ll just be vigilant about checking for re-growth. I’ll make an appointment for sometime this week or next.

            Esme is 16 and diabetic but she is NOT ready to go yet. I don’t just mean I’m not ready to let her go, she has lots of life and fight still left in her.

            • elfinugget says:

              ***hugs to LCB and Esme***

              Ointment on her butt… oh, I’d bet ANYTHING that Liam was licking it off!! Kittehs love vasoline-type ointments. I don’t know why… but the best way to get the cutest kitteh kisses is to put vasoline on your face / mouth. kittehs will try foar frawnch-kizzis then!!

              {{{ESME!!!}}}

              • I so want to party wif u, Elfi.

                Actually, both mah kittehs is kissy on their own, no props needed. But I would drawr teh line at French kissing. Pleh! Pleh!

                • CrazyOldLady says:

                  LCB…I mist it! When did yu get the results? Just tell me the pic an Ill go ther an reed abowt it….I gotta spend more time here, and less at wurk! Pleh!

                  • I got teh results late last week. I don’t remember the pic, so I can recap. The mass was cancerous: sebaceous gland carcinoma. They think they got all of it, but there was one edge that was really close. I haven’t talked to the oncologist yet, but the surgeon things the chemo would help ensure that if the marginal bit was tainted that the mass wouldn’t grow back.

                    • CrazyOldLady says:

                      Thanks for updating me…I feel bad when I miss important updates like that! Give sweet Esma a big old hug from me and tell Liam to be sweet to his big sister….little brothers are such pests!

                      • Thanks, I will do that. I’ve been telling Esme about all teh hugs she’s getting and she does that cat-kiss slow blinky-eyes in reply.

                        Liam is a pest to her sometimes, but he is vry sweet. I put him in teh bedroom for an hour or so teh other night to give her a brake and when he came back out he clinged to me for about 5 hole minnits! “Mama, why u puts me in there all by mahself? Wif only mah toy mouses, teh window by teh birdfeeder and teh bed to bounce on? Why?”

                        • moe says:

                          lcb, ai bin missin moast ub teh kawments fur menny daiz. sowwy tu heer bowt esme. ai hoap she get bedderer suun. menny hugz tu her an yu. yu’z gud kitteh-mom.

                        • sparkysmom says:

                          {{{{lcb+esma+liam}}}} !!
                          lcb: heres awl da gud wishes n hopezez fur awl yu huize!
                          btw; mai goggie (sparky-da-dog-frm-hell) iz alurghick to fleeza
                          2 summerz ahgo himz losted hiz hairz cos of da alurgeez. da doc
                          gived himz da meds, but siad him (da doc) didnt naow if dey (da hairz) would grow back. we gotz da inflatable collar fur himz. worked bery gud no ribbing u can getz fur esme ? is moar comfy den da e-collar
                          n u no what? ALL DA HAIRZ DONE GROWED BAC! NAOW HIM
                          Z BAC 2 b n awl furry him iz teeny tiny goggie, only 5 lbs

        • cSmall says:

          {{{{LCB}}}}
          {{{{Esme}}}}

        • two_kittehs says:

          {{{LCB + Esme}}}
          the kittehs sends U and Esme head bonks and kitteh kisses

    • lolmastiff says:

      erm, eets bein lolpossum nawt lolcat

  2. Maus says:

    Noooooo! Not to be eeting mauses!

    • Maus says:

      Dispite ov all yoo has heerded, we is not tastee or deelishus or newtrishus. We is much PLEH!

    • abbycat says:

      So kyuut, much bettr keep fr frend.
      Wuns in collij, I wuz in lab wher local native snakes an lizzards wuz in glas tanks. White maus waz it wun for fud, but snaik wuznt hungry, so tech put mausie in anudder, then anudder. Snaiks awl nawt hungry. I that 3 wuz enuf, so I pikked out maus and took it home to dorm. Wud run over my hand, nibble fingers, play with me. Until I got it a caj with a wheel. Then it ran on wheel, squeek, squeek, squeek (wheel needed oil) awl nite long, an didnt play with me enny more.

  3. leeza-b says:

    but itz very hi in kyoot

  4. 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

    Ur nawt reellee gonna feed me to teh snaek, R U?

  5. JAJEH says:

    Oh, dat esspreshun! Tuu sweet tu eet.

  6. Domino says:

    I’m sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
    (Yes, to compete the program.)

  7. Moert says:

    I prefurh cheezburger..

  8. smacky says:

    look at himz sweet leeul kurlie tayl an’ dose leeul aiez an toze! i muss look awai as i iz not prepahrd wif de CHRG or nuffin!

    • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

      N hims kyoot liddel pinkee tozese! Heer, smacky, taek dis 50’s baving cap wif liddel babbeh mowsees onnit!

  9. SolnEsther says:

    Conga (lill tiny) ratz on yer braided nawt sekkund: Lolcatburgler, Maus and 4.5! It is just past noon ware I yam so the choys ob beverij is wyde open, as fer dants, pleez do wut yo want, muh legs is too sore from trompin allah heck all ober the city on Caturday to move much. Der are free ob yo so praps in honur of the lil eentsy teensy rodent yo would cormcider the minnum waltz?

    • leeza-b says:

      duzzn’t ai get to be in teh macramay?
      *feeling a littul invisibul todai*

      • Kayjoy says:

        C’mon leeza-b, join teh 4-way tie-up with lcb,maus n 4.5!

      • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

        leeza-b!! Cum dans wif mii!

        N wii culd singing “Hickory Dickory Dock”, in keeping wif da kindergarden theem of teh prebeeus pic?

        • leeza-b says:

          ohai DK!
          oh no, moar eerwurms???
          well ok!!
          and maybee wif a follow-up chorus of mowsie went a-callin?

          and how abowt sum chawklit ‘mouse’ fur dessurts?

          • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

            Sowwee bout teh eerwurm!

            Ai noes “A Frawggie Wud Awooin Go” butt nawt teh mowsie wun. Howzit go?

            Chawklit mouse much bedderer tahn mai grain-olah bar! Wii can haz teh wippy creme onnit?

            DK

            • leeza-b says:

              hm… mayhap I mixted up my nursey-rime animilols.
              did teh froggie court teh mowsie maybee??

              yes, lets git the whippy creem too!
              Dat will be eesy enuf.. b/c I think ai can has skwirrills in my attick. SOMETHING’s up there… it was making itself at hoam at 3 am ovur my baffroom…. caffeen.. ai needz it!!

              • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

                Yes! Miss Mowsie:

                http://www.mamalisa.com/house/froggy.html

                2 yeers ago ai keeping BIG bag ov peenuts inna shel in bak rum. Nex fing ai new, sweet lil racoon faes peering down at mii frum hoel inna seeling. Hers had fowding hoel in clabber n maded nother hoel fru insal… innsl… um, pinkee stuff adn vaypur barryer. Kyoot, but nawt sew grate akshully.

              • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

                Mmmmm – kafene. Ai go getting sum naow! Ai be a twerk doing a pleh-ee, boaring, teedeeus job.

                O fur a big joocee badlee roted manyooscrip fur mii 2 edit!

                • leeza-b says:

                  U is an editur 4.5 karats? That sownds sooo inturesting!
                  Hao’d u get into that?
                  Hm. Nao I haz 2 bee reeeeeelleee gud wif mai werds to maek sur ai duzzn’t appawl teh editur kitteh…

                  • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

                    yash, maek shur u doing teh lolspeek reely gud!

                    Ai luckked into mai nawt sekkund editing job, at a medical ass-oseeashun. Well, maybee ai had a liddel talent in teh editing aireeuh. :oops: Jus took off frum there!

                    Ai lubs playing wif wurds, so ICHC iz so mushes fun furr mii!

    • SolnEsther says:

      Whoa, an leeza-b alzo spract at 6:01 – we has forway tie, a 4 strand plait? Or a macrame? Ise cornfused. Sawy I din’t notice yer post on time leeza-b, conga ratz two yew too!

      • altosinger says:

        Eben iff yoor legz be soar, didjoo hab a gud tiem?

        • SolnEsther says:

          The best! I noes dat the peeps who doan live near enuff to Noo Yawk to visit regular myte nawt noes, but Noo Yawk is the Culchural center of the werld, maybe the galaxy. I been goin into ‘The City’ seberal tymes a year fer ober 35 years an I still gotta a lot to lern about Noo Yawk. Wut a resource! Three tymes Big Brew sent muh job to Norf Carolina and tole me that I could keep the jawb if I moved there. Three times I sed no, I’d rather be unemployed than be outside of reach of a major cultural center.
          Last December Esther dragged me into Brooks Brudders to buy Chrismus socks fer her brudder an I ended up talkin wid a fat black guy about hats. I tole him dat he should try Werth an Werth on 6th fer gud hats. Esther tole me later dat I wus talkin to Al Roker. OK, wutever

  10. Dani says:

    Diat fuds mey be tastee, but r nawt nootrishus….

  11. D.R. says:

    Awwww, sweet

  12. Romeow says:

    Liddle mowsie tayl seems to convey teh same message as dis puffer fish.

    http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/04/funny-pictures-i-this-means-i-not-happy/#comments

  13. bryan007 says:

    teh mouse iz tiny.

  14. Duffy says:

    Big eies that say “pleeeeeze dont eet me – I is not choklit possum!” — kyootee pinkee nose – sof eers – littul toews – wiksers — curlup tayle — argh! I has withstood teh kyootness as long as I cud but –
    *splort*
    *sigh*
    Ennywun got sum anti-marsupilol epoxy?

  15. rhsb says:

    Snak duzzint luk lyk much 2 eet. Prolly b lyk hoomin eetin 1 tater chip.

  16. lolmenao says:

    Is that a cat? Or a mowses? I can’t tell…. **head explodes into candy**

  17. leeza-b says:

    green onyun
    hartz uf paw
    indive and herb (ai know ai cheeted)

  18. two_kittehs says:

    I ar not a squeezy toi

  19. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Jes taike a luuk at teh eise awn taht liddle preshus kyuootie!!!!!

    Haow cud ennywun hurts hims wen hims haz suches a sweeet doarable lil xpreshun awn hims fayce???

    Fotos liek tihs jes cunfurms teh fakt taht Ceiling Cat haz maided soe menny
    wunnerfull adn beautimusfull creetures iyn tihs wurld besydes hyoomin beeans!!!!!

    YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!1111!!!!! CEILING CAT!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GUUD JAUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

      N sentient n preshus.

      Anom, CKK!

    • Duffy says:

      I, um, finks he can heers yu without yu having to showt?
      But I agreez hole-hartedly.
      All littul lifes are wundurful!

    • altosinger says:

      Itt haz bin sed: “Ceelin Cat’s nawt teh def.” Butt Hee’z nawt teh nerbus, neever! Sew iz okay tew cheer foar Himz liek yew cheer att teh futbawl oar teh bassetbawl gaem. Wee no needz tew bee ashaymed ob owr lubb foar teh CC!

      • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

        YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!1111!!!!! ALTOSINGER N DUFFY!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!

        GUUD JAUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Fanks, altosinger, wut yu sed wuz xackly wut Ai had iyn mynde iyn mai poast;
        dint inteynd tuu imply Ceiling Cat iys deaf;

        Ai meant iyt az a praise, nawt yelling; taht’s wye Ai sed: YAAAAAAY!!!!

        {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ALTOSINGER}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

        • altosinger says:

          *teary eyes an lump in froat* Fanksyoo, CheshireKittehKat…

        • Duffy says:

          Sorry if I seemd to be a stuffy duffy — I dint meen to be disparajing yr happie. I wuz jus reactin awtomaticaloly to teh menny eckspaklamashun markz. I danses and sings lowd prayse to teh ceeling cat wif joy! A-NOM!! (But not at wurk so much.)

          • altosinger says:

            yeah, teh bess wai tew sho hao wee lubbs teh CC tew teh fokeses at werx iz tew doo teh bestes werk. AND bee abailable foar teh fokeses wut haz teh borked harts.

    • salleh says:

      izzinit teh saem adornabul ‘xpreshun dat teh liddle wet oranj kitteh haz awn itz liddle face wen it waz in teh sink gettin wet ???? dose liddle eeyz ….luuking up at teh HUGE huumin…..

      *splort…. * ai iz teh tir-red todai, jest finushed teh 2nd week at teh noo job….nowt useded tyo standin awn my feets awl day….but iz beryy nise job, framin peepulz picctures, an helpin dem decidez wat dey wantz to do…..but kan onli manaj a liddle splort……awl teh enugyb ai gotz leff in mee

      • eubie says:

        Ooh!Ooh!Ooh! Ai useter werk n a fraim shop, n wuz mini funz. Sew mini nise peeplz n sew mini bootiful pixturz n needlewerx (n sum giglols wundrin Y peeplz putz sum things on tehr wawlz).

  20. Daphne Moss says:

    Adorable teensy behbees…in danger from cats in Aussie land…wish peeps would keep kittehs at home, so no eats dees sweet kyooties…

  21. whalegottail says:

    but eye iz tew kewt tew beh eeten! =O

  22. RobbnTerri says:

    ohai!

    we iz da noobies too teh lolspeek. we is haz to maek teh com mntz on teh funniez lolcats. Dis one gotz teh menny menny cheezburgers frum us!

    we is da hoomins for Penelope (P-nelly-P iz hur rapz namez) and MeToo. MeToo gotz hiz naem frum wen we wuz to pik up PnellyP an he sed taek Me Too!

  23. RobbnTerri says:

    ohai!

    we is noobies.. tryde too post but not see result.. :(

    i tri agin

    kthxbai

    • cweenmj says:

      Oh, hai, RobbnTerri!!! wen u makingz ur first postee deh grate cheez in deh sky haz 2 b chekking u owt. Making shur ur post not b spamz. But wunst u get on deh list uv okee-dokee peepz ur postingz showz up kwikker.
      Welkum to cheezland. let mii see wut i can b finding 4 deh wilkum gift.
      .
      **rummij, rummij
      **crash, tinkle.
      Oooopz!!
      *to sef: ooh, dis lukz nise. Adn dat shud dew.
      .
      Heer. Hab a cuppla pritty 1950z baving capz. Robb u get deh green 1 wif deh
      pengwinz on it. Terri, u kin hab deh jello 1 wif deh see anenomeez.
      letz hab sum chokklit martooneez 2 silleebrate ur arrival.
      *clinkkee
      Cheez!!

      • RobbnTerri says:

        tan kew vrry mennys fore da gretngz!!

        I beez wareng da green pengwinz now! An MeToo beez chaysing dem all over mai hed too!

        Terri and I are beein the drink of teh chokklit martooneez happy!

        *clinkee!

  24. fiendishrabbit says:

    Ur so kyoot i vish ai cud eet u! An ai CAN! NOMNOMNOM!

    Alternate captishun:

    Atkins cat can’t eet it, wurned to stay awai from sweet tings.

  25. friendasuperseniortoday says:

    I haz hedake, Advils is ma frend

  26. Ozzie Mandius says:

    I fink maybe dis is a baybee sugar glider, not a mowsie. Wher is teh zoologist or teh vet tek or other eggspert when u needz dem?

  27. mememe says:

    ummm scuse me… but whatsit that thingy?
    tail no lookit like a mowsie, ears no lookit like a mowsie, so confused!

  28. mememe says:

    i likes it. is good i can tell.

  29. Tabitha Twitchit says:

    Eeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeheeeheeehee! *splort* I want one.

  30. eubie says:

    Sumbuddy tell us wut iz? Plzktnx. Gottagititgottagititgottagitit. WANT! But don’t noes wut iz tu want!

  31. mememe says:

    i fink its opossum

  32. Turtlelover3333333333333333333333 says:

    That picture is ssssssoooooooo cute!What is it?

  33. Chiisana says:

    Absolute cuteness! >w<

  34. silversong says:

    dat meen 2 leetul mousie!

  35. Katy says:

    what is that animal?

  36. Rene says:

    so cute!!!!!!!

  37. awww it’s so cute :) .


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