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Lolcat 100 Calorie pak

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Teho

lolcat wayt loss: ur doin it rong

lolcatburglar

Whut u mean? I eets 5 hole boxes of 100 calorie packs a day! I should start being teh skinny any day now.

Teho

wel, dat’s dedicayshun, fr srsly ;)

lolcatburglar

Darn skippy. (Mmmmm…. Skippy… ;)

Now ’scuse me. I has a case of diet sodas to drink. kthxburp

 
Teho

dang it.
trus me, it wuz funneh… :(

lolcatburglar

Ok, if u sez so.

I is laffing hartily. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Teho

payst dis into browsar…
images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/21/megivzflavur128532683021250000.jpg

lolcatburglar

Is that whut u think I looks like? That is so unflattering.

I would ware a diffrent colored bridle, for one.

JAJEH

Ai wud be heppee eff ai lukked diz preddee!

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Cookie's Human

Kute and beautie come in all sizes.

Congrats, LCB, on yur top nawt-sekond!
And more importantly, how iz little Esme doing?

lolcatburglar

Yesterday I took of her collar for a little while. First, she snuggled up to me and purred then she was all like, “Hay wait! I can warsh now!” So she had a baff right next to me on teh couch. She did not go for her butt teh first thing, so I was encouraged. But when she got to it, it started bleeding after just a few licks. So I prevented her from warshing that area by covering it with mah hand and she moved on to other parts of her. Then I put teh collar back on, to both of our disappointment. Then I warshed mah hands elebenty-gazillion times.

Teh sore spot is much moar better, though. She lets me put antibiotic ointment on it. She’s separated from Liam today so she can rest and so he doesn’t lick the ointment off of her. She does seem like a feel-betterer girl than she did last week.

It also occurred to me that since the collar has ridges on the outside of it she might be abrading her butt with them when she assumes teh butt-warshing position. I’ll see how she is tonight, mabye give her another break for a few minutes so she can has a baff, but teh collar might have to stay on a few moar days until she can wash without making herself bleed.

Cookie's Human

I be glad there iz good progress on the healing of the incision, and the respites from the collar. What does the dr think about further treatment, and long-range prognosis? I thinks I remember you saying the dr thought they got everything, but wuz still konsidering chemo. I still likes to think that whether with or without chemo, Esme will have many, many years of happy good health before any more problems come along.

lolcatburglar

I have to meet with the oncologist to see what chemo will involve, especially from Esme’s point of view. I’ll consider it if it seems the right thing to do. Otherwise, we’ll just be vigilant about checking for re-growth. I’ll make an appointment for sometime this week or next.

Esme is 16 and diabetic but she is NOT ready to go yet. I don’t just mean I’m not ready to let her go, she has lots of life and fight still left in her.

elfinugget

***hugs to LCB and Esme***

Ointment on her butt… oh, I’d bet ANYTHING that Liam was licking it off!! Kittehs love vasoline-type ointments. I don’t know why… but the best way to get the cutest kitteh kisses is to put vasoline on your face / mouth. kittehs will try foar frawnch-kizzis then!!

{{{ESME!!!}}}

lolcatburglar

I so want to party wif u, Elfi.

Actually, both mah kittehs is kissy on their own, no props needed. But I would drawr teh line at French kissing. Pleh! Pleh!

CrazyOldLady

LCB…I mist it! When did yu get the results? Just tell me the pic an Ill go ther an reed abowt it….I gotta spend more time here, and less at wurk! Pleh!

lolcatburglar

I got teh results late last week. I don’t remember the pic, so I can recap. The mass was cancerous: sebaceous gland carcinoma. They think they got all of it, but there was one edge that was really close. I haven’t talked to the oncologist yet, but the surgeon things the chemo would help ensure that if the marginal bit was tainted that the mass wouldn’t grow back.

CrazyOldLady

Thanks for updating me…I feel bad when I miss important updates like that! Give sweet Esma a big old hug from me and tell Liam to be sweet to his big sister….little brothers are such pests!

lolcatburglar

Thanks, I will do that. I’ve been telling Esme about all teh hugs she’s getting and she does that cat-kiss slow blinky-eyes in reply.

Liam is a pest to her sometimes, but he is vry sweet. I put him in teh bedroom for an hour or so teh other night to give her a brake and when he came back out he clinged to me for about 5 hole minnits! “Mama, why u puts me in there all by mahself? Wif only mah toy mouses, teh window by teh birdfeeder and teh bed to bounce on? Why?”

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moe

lcb, ai bin missin moast ub teh kawments fur menny daiz. sowwy tu heer bowt esme. ai hoap she get bedderer suun. menny hugz tu her an yu. yu’z gud kitteh-mom.

 
sparkysmom

{{{{lcb+esma+liam}}}} !!
lcb: heres awl da gud wishes n hopezez fur awl yu huize!
btw; mai goggie (sparky-da-dog-frm-hell) iz alurghick to fleeza
2 summerz ahgo himz losted hiz hairz cos of da alurgeez. da doc
gived himz da meds, but siad him (da doc) didnt naow if dey (da hairz) would grow back. we gotz da inflatable collar fur himz. worked bery gud no ribbing u can getz fur esme ? is moar comfy den da e-collar
n u no what? ALL DA HAIRZ DONE GROWED BAC! NAOW HIM
Z BAC 2 b n awl furry him iz teeny tiny goggie, only 5 lbs

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

{{{LCB + Esme}}}
the kittehs sends U and Esme head bonks and kitteh kisses

 
 
 
lolmastiff

erm, eets bein lolpossum nawt lolcat

 
 
Maus

Noooooo! Not to be eeting mauses!

Maus

Dispite ov all yoo has heerded, we is not tastee or deelishus or newtrishus. We is much PLEH!

SolnEsther

Eat? Nawt even haff a moufful - snort mebe.

leeza-b

but don’t they say:
A mausie a day keeps teh vet tech awai?

cweenmj

*Leapz into scene wif sword drawn adn reddy!
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Doan wurree, Maus! I will defending u frum deh vorashus heevinz!
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*Pikz Maus up adn puttingz him saiflee inside pokkit-proteckter
*(next to deh 6-inch slide ruel adn mekanikle pensil)
* in deh shirt pokkit.
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Dere, u b saif noaw. heer, habbing sum cheez.

starling

’s OK, is possum, nawt mausie.

Kayjoy

a possum!?!?! iz that why its teeny tayle iz curled up like that? a pre-prehensile tayle! its so kyoot n tiny
thanks fur teh info, starling

elfinugget

and it ar a possum, not teh opossum!! :D

 
abbycat

A possum? mus be Oztralia-type possum. Vairy kyuut.
Here is baby southUSA-type possum, and my nephew watching it
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/10/871458/babyinbucket.jpg
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/10/871458/Tomwatchingpossum.jpg

4½ Kittehs

Kyoot!!!1!

Um, ur nefyoo habbing pink barett in hims hare?

Indefatigable

Boys dat age kno nuffing bout sexual stereotyping. Lettem have dere fun. ^^

abbycat

I agreee. But akshully I think it is edge of pink toi on bench behind hums.

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4½ Kittehs

Ai agree tew! Mai neffyew usta liek to trai on hims mommeh’s cloths. Wii had teh fun!

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Indefatigable

Liddle boys dat small kno nuffin bout stereotypin dere clothes. Leddem have dere fun. ^^

 
 
Indefatigable

Member, dey iz marsoopials. Baybee in pictcher cud be younger den baybee wf ur nephew.

Or could jus be a differen kind o’possum. But I fink Oz possums are bigger den Merkin ones.

 
lil'un

-aaaall- possims bout mai place b kyute. We haff make sure not to be etings endangered ones tho, that be berry berry -bad- uf kittys.

Is maybe look like pygmy possum. Is berry rare. Only found south west uf west australias. I knows. My kitty catches all times and not happi wen I takes uff her

JAJEH

Iz durn kyoot whaddebber id iz.

 
falco

Ai tinks possum mebbe teh feathertail possum?
Ai saw dem wunce at teh Healeville Sanctuary.
Dey r so smawl dey kan stik tu teh glass! laik gekkk-os.

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

here at d’Beaker Laboratories we is very fond of teh possums. We has a whole box of the baby north ‘murikan opossums. tehy promised me taht they wud help to impress teh gurls.
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ai is also curious about what kind of possum is in teh picture. and very impressed by the opossum wif abbycat’s nefeuw.

cweenmj

oh hai Pd’B!!!
I b thinking deh baby possumz r deh cyooot.
Deh big possumz - not sew much.
Wii used 2 b habbing teh grumpee possum
cumming 2 deh back Patty O’Door adn lukking
in at us in deh ebeningz. Deh kittehz going
2 deh door adn hissingz at deh possum.

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SolnEsther

Watchout Starling! You can git yerass yelled at big time by a whirrled renouned sumtin er udder fer correcting the common knowledge! If the cheezpeeps tink it’s a mouse, den do nawt try to cornfuse dem wiff the facts! Yew myte be subject of a two page reproach. I’d hate to see yew fall victym to that kinda beatin

 
Antoinette

Still is too kyoot to nom!

 
 
Maus

Fanks!
*NomNomNomNomNomNom*
Hey. You haz a cercyuler slyde ruel? Kewl!
An I lerves teh mekanakanakanikel pensils.
*NomNomNomNomNomNom*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………….

cweenmj

*Pats Maus gentlee on himz liddle hed.
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lolcatburglar

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PwnedBy2Kittehs

Gesneezeheit!

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lolcatburglar

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Maus

A crummy commercial? Son of a ovgpu!

 
salleh

woodnt letz me replies to Maus….but …..”Teh Chrissymas Stori” FTW !!1!!!

 
 
 
abbycat

Pleeeeeze — wehr can ai find owt how to decode tiht geekspeak???

altosinger

Yeah, wut SHEE sed!!

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PwnedBy2Kittehs

heer’s a hint: google fer binary translator.
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(sorry lcb & maus, I gess I’s feelink jenerus todai)