i haz sumthin 2 tell u
i haz sumthin 2 tell u iz not my 1st time
yoo haf bin usin ur lines on awl da ladeez, huh?
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Ai has been LOLcat Bfore
Ai wus yung an broek an needed teh munnies tp pai fore collij.
Good Morning, teenytinyEngland, and teenierIreland and tinierScotland! Is 6:40 in the morning here on U.S. east coast; wish I could go back to bed and curl up with a nice, warm purring kitteh (or 2 or 3 or4), but today is Palm Sunday in the Orthodox Churches, and we haz to go to church even EARLIER today.
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Congratrachulashons, Ambercat, on your nawt-sekond!
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And Happy Passover to all our Jewish cheezefrends!
An Happee Palm Sundai too yoooo, CH!!!
Ai will sing fur yoo.
TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
*echo* tra la la la la la la la la
Ai wus awl aloen erlyer, after Abbycat went bak to bed – is berree straynj! Ai got spookd owt and did mai hauswerk (well, som ob it!)
Concatz Amber!! Fyne nawt sekkund commint 2!!
Tres ameowsant!!
Eben if ai iz not Jooish, mai ai still wish u a happee passovur? <3
-_- stop patronizing us please
cona rat shoe vacations! iz heel hairyus – Whut sorts of lolmewsic an dans to sillibrate?
Hao bowt tihs? Waysis – Sundai mornin cawl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zichvcYZQqs
Oar mebbee Debbee Harree?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obwanhb6kww
tho yu carnt beet a bit ob Lou Reed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquBzrZlImY
Hoo’d hav thunk tehre wer so mennee “Sundai” sawngs?!
?????? well – taht wuz jollee!!! LOL!
Got ene odder cheeree wunz??? ROFL !!
*peeks awt – seez no wun* ???? Wehre IZ ebreebuddee?????
And Ai didunt eben inclood Billie Holliday, Gloomy Sundai!
Let’s nawt has teh Yew Tew wun. Nawt so cheery. Ohai eberybuddy, ai is heer an so is mai hangober. The hangober is bery well, me, nawt so much.
Ai has gibbed yu my hangober form yesterdai! It is mai gift to yu, yu donut has to tank me – yur welkom to it!
Fank u Ambercat, bery kind ob u. I knew it could nawt be MY fawlt dat ai has teh hedaik. Ai swiftly applied a larj greesy brekfast dis mornin, an ai fink ai mite live.
Mai hangober wusnt mai fawlt eeder – Ai has no ideeah wher teh emptee wyn bokkles has com form! A Fryup is well-knone cyur for teh hangobers – shud be avaylubul awn teh EnAychEss
Prefrubly delibered to ur bedside bai Dr Jorjj Clooney!! Oh Dokter, ai is so sick, pls to stay by mai side an luk deep into mai eyes. An if it’s too hawt in heer, ur cud awlways take yr shirt awf.
*claspz hanz togedder under chin in utter delite*
Ohhhhh!!!
SJ an Ambercat – togedder again. It haz been WAAAY too long!
Tidmum is arown too – Ai sor her ober awn Cheezfrenz – its teh Furree Green Nikkers brigayd!
Marching prowdlee thru teh streetz, clad in teh Furee Green Nikkers!! An ai am so honored taht mai deer frenz frum teh TTI hav invited mee into this veree eggskoosive groop ov GN Warerez.
If dis treetmint comez wif TTI EnAychEss, I am applyeeng for veeza immee.. veery fast!!
“creek, creek” (squeky wheelz ub Kawfee Kart), ‘mawnin’ 2 u, SJ. I hab brungd mai K.K. 2 b halpin’ wif teh hangober. Beeg pot ob frsh grund seville oreng flaver kaefee, teh creem, n Sabra (chonklit-oreng) , sum oreng zest, whippity creem ( skwirls wuz lazee, brungd can) n lotsa beeg mugs. hare-ub-goggie treatment, wif oreng 4 vitamum C.
passes ober stemin’ mug 2 SJ
Fank u Smammie for yr kindness. An ur kawfee. Ai will juss sit heer qwitelee wiv mai sunglasses awn, moanin a bit. An swearin dat ai will neber drink again. Again.
I knows dat line! It goes gud wif the line ‘I’se nebber gonna drink anymore! I prolly won’t drink any less eever.’
Oh Smammie!! How verree nice! ai luvs teh idea ov teh KK!!!
an mai ai hav sum ov taht coffee??? Smells teh yum!!1 (gigglols – AI dunt have a hangober!!) *sip sip sip sip sip* mmmmmmm – is teh yum.
Yoo know – wehn we furst putted the CCC togedder, we naymed it the KYoot Krash KART – but then – wehn we shorteened – to KKK
we saw taht it cud nawt bee – so we changed to to start wif teh C’s. Wich are just fine!!!
thankums! (nephew’s all purpose word) I udderstan purrfextlee. Witch iz y I lieks dis site sew much. I m bye noe meens PC, butz wuddn’t ebber wants 2 hutz enny1s feelin’ axidentally.. iz hear 4 teh phun.
obberwise… I no haz the hangober eidder (2dai), but most mawnin’ a gjillion cupz ub tea oar kawfee iz gud ideer. n I wudz liek 2 thanx teh hoomin whoo envented hot-running-water. House thay hab teh industy-reale rebbalutshun wifoutz it?
or: ai haz bin bedlump bafoar.
(We playz bedlump when makin’ teh bed, S’reni particularly likes that game)
Hi Elfi!
How r u this sonday?
My Joe Cat usta luv to sneak under teh sheetz when i wuz puttin on fresh ones.
sumtimes i hadda to crawl in dere 2 evict him(nicely, of course)
Oh yez! De ‘Halp hooman maek bed’ plann. Mi Daisy play dat ALL de tiem. Layer bi layer der a lump in de bed.
Funee how sum kittehz plai dat game & otherz dont kare!
HAH!!1 Bedlump!!! Waht a gud nayme.
Awlwaiz wehn maeiking the bed. HOW doo they noe!!!!??
Oh yes. Ai noes how teh kitteh feels….
Plees to kertins – is Sunnydai; Ai can has lie-in
CLOES – Plees to CLOES kertins! Ai swaers Ai typd it – rassenfassen WeirdPress!
i figuurd owt what yu mint.
Awww- sweeet weekind naps
Berry, berry comfies.
Ai’ll has teh toonah awl-dai brekfast. Kthxbai
tuna, rite. Mus go talk to 6way monarali wrek kittehs. 2 uv tehm wuz sed to be tuna fishin.. An some crab juus coktales?
Hav a naise relaxed happi Sunnidai. Ai woak up erly but I iz going bak to sleep naow. iz 5 am heer.
Wair iz evrybuddy else in teenytinyIngerland? Iz 11 there, rite? Mus be a verry pretti Sunnidai, Awl owt havin tea on teh lawn. bai.
prolly eever still in bed or woshin teh car
Iz in tinier Ireland here… dunt knoe wat wevvers liek owtsied… Mesa in bed wachin Da Simpsons
Mebbe dats wat kitteh wnts “Chaeng TeeVee tew Simpsons! Kaithxbai!”
Kermette!!! *jumps up an down!!!! * {{{ Kermette!!!}}} Where hav yoo BEENN!!! It haz been munths since we saw yoo!
an yoo were ar wun an awnlee (taht ai knew ov) purrson frum Tinier Ireland taht wuz heer. But – there is another!!
Klolzz – just 21 – a stoodent – speekz the Irish – an (surprize) VERREEE charming!!
SOOOO nice to see yoo!!!!
an Kermettte – befoar yoo go away agan. . .
Pleez com an joyne teh cheezfrenz. It’s a GRATE groop – just us frum heer at ICHC. “tis troo – ai can has trubble uzing it – but moast peepl ar sukceeeding – an tehy awl tell mee how berree fun it iz ober dere.
But AI want ebreewun there bcuz tehn yoo will nawt be losst. We cud find yoo if we waned too – eben if yur nawt heer!!
WP sumtiems won’t post the link – go heer an do waht ai told half beast please. If yoo want to, of corse!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/19/funny-pictures-ahhhh-canada-r-attacking/#comment-300066
Aw fankoo JCH4K!
xx
Mesa dunt maeks meny comentts butts I lurkz evree dai. Id noe idear enneey wun evar notissed mee!
Me luffs awl da chzfrendz… maeks mesa feeels awl wawrm n fuzzeey!!
Yay!!!
stoopy wordpress putted dis in wrong plaece!!
Oh… It diddunt!
Stoopy meeee!! /headdesk :p
No, yoo wuz rite teh nawt-seccond tyme!
Ebree day???? an yoo dint know yoo were mist??!!! There!!! Ai NOO it. Ai am rite to be calling out fur teh missing wuns! Perhaps menee, liek yoo – were must luking an dont eben know that we are notissing taht they ar nawt heer!!!
Soemtiems ders too meny kyoot kittehs tew see an I dussnt get tew reed awl da commints. Me diddunt noe I wus mist!!
Ai wills maek effurrt tew sai HAI moer offtun.
Awl chzfrens rawk! *huggles an smoos*
Ai know – ai know!!! Sumtiems ai miss hole daiz – wich seems liek a WEEK. An it’z hard to ketch up. an then awl kindz of thingz hav happened!!!
But – it will be nize to see/hear/read yoo frum time to tiem. An when yoo see klolzz, do speek to him. He thinks he is heer awl alone frum the TI.
lolspeak break. Take that lolcat fanboys!
Aw, that’s cute. When its chilly, my kitty likes to snuggle under the covers with a nice warm human.
mai kitteh dusnt unnerstan wy she’s allowd under teh blankee wen Ai’m awn teh sofah, wotchin TeeVee, fullee dressd, but isnt allowd unner teh blankees awn mai bed wen Ai’m goin sleepy-bys an am ekspoesin much baer skin to her poynty ends!
kitteh sez : “alright yoo kids tihs is mum and dads speshul prive-it time, go watch kartoonies ”
I’ve never had a kitteh hoo liked bein under teh blankkits, but had teh pet ferrett hoo lurved it, and he gots sat on moor tahn wunse!
Awwww
I can has bedtime storee?
Wot, anodder wun?! Yu’s had elebenty awlreddy!
I wuvs de storeez
Wunst upon deh tymez dere wuz a big floofee kitteh. Teh big floofee kitteh’z name wuz Angel-Pye. Angel-Pye lubbed to hiding under deh cuvverz.
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Wun morning wen deh momma mading deh bed, her wuz not seeing deh bedlump. She wuz thinking uv deh taxez. Ennyway, she just tukked all deh cuvvers in tite adn piled deh pilloes up hie adn trapped deh Angel-Pye insiding uv deh cuvverz.
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Pour Angel-Pye. Her misted herz brekfust. She heerd deh can uv gushifudz opun. Adn she wuz heering deh momma kall her wen deh gushifudz wuz opund. But she wuz beeing trapped in deh bed adn cudn’t getting owt.
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Den ebbery1 lefting 4 deh day, awl teh kidletz wenting to skool, adn teh momma adn daddee wenting 2 werk. Deh Angel-Pye wuz awl aloan.
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Wen deh momma came home she wundered Y did Angel-Pye not eeting enny gushifudz awl day long? So she kalled and kalled 4 deh Angel-Pye. Angel-Pye heeringed her andsed MEEEEOOOOOW az loud az he cud.
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Momma heeringed him adn foundinged him in deh bed. She laffed adn laffed az she helped teh pour bedlump finding himz way out uv deh cuvverz. Den she kerried himz 2 deh fud dish. Himz purred adn purred awl deh way. Den himz ating awl deh gushifudz and likkinged himz fais.
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Teh Endingz.
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!!111!!!!
*SPLORT*
*dragz in teh CCC.
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
Aww cweenmj, dat wus a beyuootimus storee.
Y, fank yew, SJ.
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Mai proofreeder wuzn’t paying attenshun and der poar kitteh turned fum a gil to a boi wen i wuzn’t lukking. Musting 2 b deh majicle cat.
RASENFRANZ!!! GRSCKINIBBLEZ Prufreeder!!!!
dat shud be a “girl” not a “gil”!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!
If was majicle, then was edited by a POOF!reader.
Hai LCB!!!
I must 2 b remembering POOF!reeder.
How iz Esme today? {{esmekitteh}} & a liddle belleh rub.
Hai, cween! Esme is doing ok. Her bum is much less sore it seems, and — don’t tell teh vet — I’m thinking of taking off her collar later today instead of tomorrow or teh day after. It appeared that Liam had been licking her butt wif his ruff tung, although I hadn’t seen him do it. I kept them apart Friday and most of yesterday but I realized that I had been using teh same vitamin E oil on her raw sore butt that I used on a scratch on mah leg and Liam kept tryin to lick mah leg after. He must’ve likked her butt because of teh oil! Mah detective skills, let ms show u them. So I switched to some Diaperene for her butt — not so good-tasting.
I still has to talk to teh oncologist to see if it is worth doing teh chemo as a preventive measure or if we just have her checked every few months and decide whut to do if teh cancer comes back.
Poor Liam–him wuz trying to helping!! give him a snorgle 4 mii.
{{Esme}} {{Liam}}
adn {{lcb}} (just don’t telling no1)
Noaw gibbing mii bak mai rings!!!
Ok, ok. Here. I was just admiring them. Shiny!
O noes, lcb, Esme is sick? Sowwy ai has missed much by been awai. Ai am sending snorgles and getwellsoon vibes and a beeg hug for lcb.
She had a mass removed from near an anal gland. Turned out to be cancerous – sebaceous gland carcinoma. They think they got it all but you know how these things are. She’s on day 12 in her e-collar and hating it.
Here she is a few days ago:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=988137
ohai, lcb! inkweeree abowt Esme. hao is shee doin?
O hai, bakward teen detective! See a bit higher up for teh latest.
Dat storee so much win!!!1! Plus awsum!
U ask & u shall receeve.
rlly kyoot storee: wuz truu, rite??
Uv corse. No 1 makez up stuf on ICHC!
Yup is nawt mai first time – ai has pooped in ur bed befoar.
OT we had frendz stayin last nite and ai wus givin tehr 5 yr old kidlet his tee – chikken nuggits, chips an bakedbeensowtatehtin. Is compulsory to feed children tihs in teenytiny Ingerland. NEwai, becaws teh beenz is in teh tomarto soss, an can be runny an scooped over teh side of teh plate, ai put his tee in a shallow bowl. He took wun luk at it and demanded to know why he was gettin his tee in a cat bowl!
Ai promiss, ai wudn’t do dat. Wuz nawt cat bowl. Honnest.
(as if kitteh wud share bowl with kidlet!!)
i can just see his indignation! LOL!
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I left won hole haff of teh bed for u. arnt i nice?
o kan u turn offf teh lite? kthxbai
I hidded anodder mowiss unnder teh cobbers. Did u finds it yet?
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euuuuwweee, pleh.
Prittee Wun iz atz
Werkz. Duz nawt needz Bed.
Kitteh borrowz it!
Prittee Wun’s Bed
iz nyss! Sawfft sheetz andz blankitz
maydz 4 tunnilleeng
Mebbee Kitteh willz
tesst ryde 4 awyle? Prittee
Wun willz nebburr knoez!
Jack.
Wonderful poem Jack!
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Deafeenatlee nawt kitteh’s furst tyme ov messyng up beyd-cubbers, tunnelyng under kwiltses, leevyng teenee tinee kitteh paw-printses awl oaver sheetz, adn leeving deep depreshun marks frum dere tummehs onna pilloes;
Yup, kitteh haz muches xperyence wif bedd-cloathyng!!!!!
yu’ve met mai kitteh then?!
is supposed to be havin you know……”fun”
dat wat mie kity doo.
alz teh tiam on mie momz bed.