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i haz sumthin 2 tell u iz not my 1st time

yoo haf bin usin ur lines on awl da ladeez, huh?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Ambercat

Ai has been LOLcat Bfore

Ambercat

Ai wus yung an broek an needed teh munnies tp pai fore collij.

Cookie's Human

Good Morning, teenytinyEngland, and teenierIreland and tinierScotland! Is 6:40 in the morning here on U.S. east coast; wish I could go back to bed and curl up with a nice, warm purring kitteh (or 2 or 3 or4), but today is Palm Sunday in the Orthodox Churches, and we haz to go to church even EARLIER today.


Congratrachulashons, Ambercat, on your nawt-sekond!

….
And Happy Passover to all our Jewish cheezefrends!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An Happee Palm Sundai too yoooo, CH!!!

Ai will sing fur yoo.

TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

*echo* tra la la la la la la la la

:shock: There hazn’t been enewun heer but mee fur moar the tin minnitz. Spookeee!!!

Ambercat

Ai wus awl aloen erlyer, after Abbycat went bak to bed - is berree straynj! Ai got spookd owt and did mai hauswerk (well, som ob it!)

gibbocat

Concatz Amber!! Fyne nawt sekkund commint 2!!
Tres ameowsant!! ;)

 
 
 
Noel

Eben if ai iz not Jooish, mai ai still wish u a happee passovur? <3

 
hmm

-_- stop patronizing us please

 
 
 
abbycat

cona rat shoe vacations! iz heel hairyus - Whut sorts of lolmewsic an dans to sillibrate?

Ambercat

tho yu carnt beet a bit ob Lou Reed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquBzrZlImY

Hoo’d hav thunk tehre wer so mennee “Sundai” sawngs?!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

?????? well - taht wuz jollee!!! LOL! :D Got ene odder cheeree wunz??? ROFL !!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*peeks awt - seez no wun* ???? Wehre IZ ebreebuddee?????

 
Ambercat

And Ai didunt eben inclood Billie Holliday, Gloomy Sundai!

SJ

Let’s nawt has teh Yew Tew wun. Nawt so cheery. Ohai eberybuddy, ai is heer an so is mai hangober. The hangober is bery well, me, nawt so much.

Ambercat

Ai has gibbed yu my hangober form yesterdai! It is mai gift to yu, yu donut has to tank me - yur welkom to it!

SJ

Fank u Ambercat, bery kind ob u. I knew it could nawt be MY fawlt dat ai has teh hedaik. Ai swiftly applied a larj greesy brekfast dis mornin, an ai fink ai mite live.

Ambercat

Mai hangober wusnt mai fawlt eeder - Ai has no ideeah wher teh emptee wyn bokkles has com form! A Fryup is well-knone cyur for teh hangobers - shud be avaylubul awn teh EnAychEss

SJ

Prefrubly delibered to ur bedside bai Dr Jorjj Clooney!! Oh Dokter, ai is so sick, pls to stay by mai side an luk deep into mai eyes. An if it’s too hawt in heer, ur cud awlways take yr shirt awf.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*claspz hanz togedder under chin in utter delite*

Ohhhhh!!! :D SJ an Ambercat - togedder again. It haz been WAAAY too long!

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Ambercat

Tidmum is arown too - Ai sor her ober awn Cheezfrenz - its teh Furree Green Nikkers brigayd!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Marching prowdlee thru teh streetz, clad in teh Furee Green Nikkers!! An ai am so honored taht mai deer frenz frum teh TTI hav invited mee into this veree eggskoosive groop ov GN Warerez. :D

 
 
luvscatsVA

If dis treetmint comez wif TTI EnAychEss, I am applyeeng for veeza immee.. veery fast!!

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Smammie

“creek, creek” (squeky wheelz ub Kawfee Kart), ‘mawnin’ 2 u, SJ. I hab brungd mai K.K. 2 b halpin’ wif teh hangober. Beeg pot ob frsh grund seville oreng flaver kaefee, teh creem, n Sabra (chonklit-oreng) , sum oreng zest, whippity creem ( skwirls wuz lazee, brungd can) n lotsa beeg mugs. hare-ub-goggie treatment, wif oreng 4 vitamum C.

passes ober stemin’ mug 2 SJ

SJ

Fank u Smammie for yr kindness. An ur kawfee. Ai will juss sit heer qwitelee wiv mai sunglasses awn, moanin a bit. An swearin dat ai will neber drink again. Again.

SolnEsther

I knows dat line! It goes gud wif the line ‘I’se nebber gonna drink anymore! I prolly won’t drink any less eever.’

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh Smammie!! How verree nice! ai luvs teh idea ov teh KK!!!

an mai ai hav sum ov taht coffee??? Smells teh yum!!1 (gigglols - AI dunt have a hangober!!) *sip sip sip sip sip* mmmmmmm - is teh yum.

Yoo know - wehn we furst putted the CCC togedder, we naymed it the KYoot Krash KART - but then - wehn we shorteened - to KKK :oops: we saw taht it cud nawt bee - so we changed to to start wif teh C’s. Wich are just fine!!!

Smammie

thankums! (nephew’s all purpose word) I udderstan purrfextlee. Witch iz y I lieks dis site sew much. I m bye noe meens PC, butz wuddn’t ebber wants 2 hutz enny1s feelin’ axidentally.. iz hear 4 teh phun.

obberwise… I no haz the hangober eidder (2dai), but most mawnin’ a gjillion cupz ub tea oar kawfee iz gud ideer. n I wudz liek 2 thanx teh hoomin whoo envented hot-running-water. House thay hab teh industy-reale rebbalutshun wifoutz it?

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elfinugget

or: ai haz bin bedlump bafoar.

(We playz bedlump when makin’ teh bed, S’reni particularly likes that game)

Kayjoy

Hi Elfi!
How r u this sonday?
My Joe Cat usta luv to sneak under teh sheetz when i wuz puttin on fresh ones.
sumtimes i hadda to crawl in dere 2 evict him(nicely, of course)

Hyla's Brook

Oh yez! De ‘Halp hooman maek bed’ plann. Mi Daisy play dat ALL de tiem. Layer bi layer der a lump in de bed.

Funee how sum kittehz plai dat game & otherz dont kare!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

HAH!!1 Bedlump!!! Waht a gud nayme. :D Awlwaiz wehn maeiking the bed. HOW doo they noe!!!!??

 
 
Luna Cullen

Oh yes. Ai noes how teh kitteh feels….

 
 
Ambercat

Plees to kertins - is Sunnydai; Ai can has lie-in

Ambercat

CLOES - Plees to CLOES kertins! Ai swaers Ai typd it - rassenfassen WeirdPress!

abbycat

i figuurd owt what yu mint.

 
 
D.R.

Awww- sweeet weekind naps

Berry, berry comfies. :D

 
 
Ambercat

Ai’ll has teh toonah awl-dai brekfast. Kthxbai

abbycat

tuna, rite. Mus go talk to 6way monarali wrek kittehs. 2 uv tehm wuz sed to be tuna fishin.. An some crab juus coktales?

 
 
abbycat

Hav a naise relaxed happi Sunnidai. Ai woak up erly but I iz going bak to sleep naow. iz 5 am heer.

abbycat

Wair iz evrybuddy else in teenytinyIngerland? Iz 11 there, rite? Mus be a verry pretti Sunnidai, Awl owt havin tea on teh lawn. bai.

Ambercat

prolly eever still in bed or woshin teh car

 
Kermette (IRL)

Iz in tinier Ireland here… dunt knoe wat wevvers liek owtsied… Mesa in bed wachin Da Simpsons :D

Mebbe dats wat kitteh wnts “Chaeng TeeVee tew Simpsons! Kaithxbai!”

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Kermette!!! *jumps up an down!!!! * {{{ Kermette!!!}}} Where hav yoo BEENN!!! It haz been munths since we saw yoo!

an yoo were ar wun an awnlee (taht ai knew ov) purrson frum Tinier Ireland taht wuz heer. But - there is another!!

Klolzz - just 21 - a stoodent - speekz the Irish - an (surprize) VERREEE charming!!

SOOOO nice to see yoo!!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

an Kermettte - befoar yoo go away agan. . .

Pleez com an joyne teh cheezfrenz. It’s a GRATE groop - just us frum heer at ICHC. “tis troo - ai can has trubble uzing it - but moast peepl ar sukceeeding - an tehy awl tell mee how berree fun it iz ober dere.

But AI want ebreewun there bcuz tehn yoo will nawt be losst. We cud find yoo if we waned too - eben if yur nawt heer!!

WP sumtiems won’t post the link - go heer an do waht ai told half beast please. If yoo want to, of corse! :D

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/19/funny-pictures-ahhhh-canada-r-attacking/#comment-300066

 
Kermette (IRL)

Aw fankoo JCH4K!
Mesa dunt maeks meny comentts butts I lurkz evree dai. Id noe idear enneey wun evar notissed mee!
Me luffs awl da chzfrendz… maeks mesa feeels awl wawrm n fuzzeey!!
Yay!!! :D xx

Kermette (IRL)

stoopy wordpress putted dis in wrong plaece!!

Kermette (IRL)

Oh… It diddunt!

Stoopy meeee!! /headdesk :p

altosinger

No, yoo wuz rite teh nawt-seccond tyme!

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ebree day???? an yoo dint know yoo were mist??!!! There!!! Ai NOO it. Ai am rite to be calling out fur teh missing wuns! Perhaps menee, liek yoo - were must luking an dont eben know that we are notissing taht they ar nawt heer!!!

Kermette (IRL)

Soemtiems ders too meny kyoot kittehs tew see an I dussnt get tew reed awl da commints. Me diddunt noe I wus mist!!
Ai wills maek effurrt tew sai HAI moer offtun.
Awl chzfrens rawk! *huggles an smoos*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai know - ai know!!! Sumtiems ai miss hole daiz - wich seems liek a WEEK. An it’z hard to ketch up. an then awl kindz of thingz hav happened!!!

But - it will be nize to see/hear/read yoo frum time to tiem. An when yoo see klolzz, do speek to him. He thinks he is heer awl alone frum the TI. :D

 
 
 
 
 
 
hah.

lolspeak break. Take that lolcat fanboys!

 
 
 
Beppo

Aw, that’s cute. When its chilly, my kitty likes to snuggle under the covers with a nice warm human.

Ambercat

mai kitteh dusnt unnerstan wy she’s allowd under teh blankee wen Ai’m awn teh sofah, wotchin TeeVee, fullee dressd, but isnt allowd unner teh blankees awn mai bed wen Ai’m goin sleepy-bys an am ekspoesin much baer skin to her poynty ends!

 
 
mugglemary

kitteh sez : “alright yoo kids tihs is mum and dads speshul prive-it time, go watch kartoonies ”
I’ve never had a kitteh hoo liked bein under teh blankkits, but had teh pet ferrett hoo lurved it, and he gots sat on moor tahn wunse!