Hitman monkey
Hitman monkey finds no joy in his job.
mebbeh yoo wud b happeer wurkin in congress?
picture: j hubie 2. lol caption: Satie
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
but at leest he’s getting ahed in lyf…
Ah, congrajoomalashuns on first! *gives you hitman monkey replica*
would u like a nawt sekund danse, ambercat?
It has to be tihs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdrcDDqRHk&feature=related
OMG DA JUNDLE BOOK!!one!!!oneone!!111!!
oopsies, i made a boo-boo.
i ment 2 say jungle book
k, lemme start off:
twirls round and round in da templ
taunts Mougly
twirls arms sum more, and den sum more agen
starts singing nonsenical babbling
plays da imaginairy trumpet
piks ear
now i is vuree tired, and must rest.
i hope u likeded my danse!!one!
I am wid yo cuckoocat! DiZ duz Jazz! Yazzz! Dat moovy wus muh foist xposure to der jazz moosic, oh how an udderwise fyne yung mynd wus formed (twisted?) inta what yo see before you.
WOOOOOOWWWWW
wuts dat roap arond his nek? hitman munke hav hooman on a leesh?
I fink we hab moar oberlords den ‘riginally fot.
Plz to get rid of ebil hoomans Ktkx.
Gitcher hands awf me, yew damm dertee ayp!
bwahahashahaaha…….
Sounds like some hitman’s got a case of the mooondaays
Hoomin juss can’t get teh munkee off hims bak.
i hopes hitman monkeh has drownded him for putting on a leesh
No hoomin, I ’spect u to die.
Teh life and death ov an organ grinder.
Affer yeers ov Tarzan getting top billing,
Cheeta gets revenge.
Oh do u kno teh munkee man,
teh munkee man, teh munkee man,
Oh do u kno teh munkee man,
dat libs in Drury Lane.
Did he nom awl teh muffffins?!
kongrats on deh nawt sekund komment, i hands you a selebretory dizzurt wif candles and sings a widdle song…
Romeow is onna rampage!! Sumbody stop him afore I larf agin!!
Taek dis Darwin - naow who evobled fum whom? Answer muh!
i showed my husband this site and he signed up for his own account!
(sets out tasty nom nom dessert buffet what is free for all da cheezpeeps)
Naow dat’z da kined ub husbum we leikz tu heer abowt. Nawt tu b taikin up ur cumpyewter spais.
On deh buffet I seez:
.
A chokklit cake
Big chokklit cake
Chokklit chokklit cake
Dreemee chokklit cake
Eggsellent chokklit cake
Fresh chokklit cake
Ginormus chokklit cake
Huge chokklit cake
I. . .
Incredibble edible choklit caek
Juicey moyst choklit caek
LARGE choklit caek
More choklit caek
nuvver choklit caek
O….
One awr choklit caek
Prittee choklit caeks
a Quadrillion choklit caeks
R…
Rum butter frosting on chokklit cake
Seriuslee chokklit choklit cake
T…
Toona flavrd chokklit caek (fer kitteh)
Unuthr chokkilt caek
Veere larrg chokklit caek
W…
Wide an high chokklit cake
X-cellent chokklit cake
Y not chokklit cake
Z…
Zebra-striped chokklit cake
Hmm. Ai finks ai seez a feem bildin heer…
let mi welcum ewe 2 our abc chokkilt caek bffet…. i am nu heer an all duh udder ‘peeps have bin sew niec 2 mi. plz 2 b injoiing deh buffet…..
Lightchild - yu has been nomming teh choklit buffay for TOO DAIS nao! Yu will maek yursef poorlysik - com on ober to teh mausie pic an has a cheezie!
Kawngruss nawt badd enuf. Mus bii Primatident.
The monkey has such a sad expression on his face!!!
eye noes! heez such a wunderfull man! veree suhportiv an uh hard wurker 2.
lub…wii haz it….thnx 4 commin 2 duh nom buffet.it wuz uh huge sucksess.
ewe gize r gr8!!!!!!!!
iz bekause he is nawt happy wif job. nawt enuf cash. adn he doesn’t liek wurkin wif hoomans. too rude, nawt liek kittehs, dey r nice. so nice.
Lux liek monky frum teh pyrates of teh car…caryb…caryby- err, teh movie whair jonee dep iz a pyrate.
DIs picshur remines mee ub teh book I wuz juss reedin today by Dean Koontz, “The Darkest Evening of the Year” and I just stopped at the part where Billy the bad man is having a crisis in his badness…very apropos….
If u lub goggies, speshullee Golden Retreevurs, u shud checka dis book…
Foist the shampoo and den we zusssh in der product lyk dis …
Doan furget to rinse an repeet teh smampoo part.
loop ref ftw
he did not like this guy
Holy Crap. This is pretty much the BEST ICHC I have ever seen. Also, I just have to say that I, as a sane human being, have never before commented before because all of you people who type in lolspeak just seem like demented freaks to us. I’m probably speaking for lots of other people in saying that this just scares us away. It’s….not really that funny, just really freaking hard to read. OK, I said my stuff. *runs away*
r u sayin taht teh res ob us is NOT sayne??!!
Ummm, demented freaks is kind of a large statement to make, sorta all-inclusive;
Anyhoooooooooow, why do you come on this website, anyway;
(Ai knoes, iyts tu revel iyn awr dimentyd freekyness;
iyf taht bees wye, den yuu haz a praublum, muches moar tahn Cheezfrens duz!!!)
eyes agrees wit Cheshire respect da kitteh
Hey, if you don’t like the way we speak, you don’t have to speak that way. The Lolspeak is like a 2nd language; especially for those of us who were raised with proper spelling and grammar, it is a tremendous effort and takes a great deal of thought to use Lolspeak. It’s a great deal of fun; i’m sorry you can’t see it. And calling names inclines me to think you are VERY young. Most of us have outgrown that, since we know how much it can hurt. You might want to re-think your snap judgement.
uhm, i dun mean to be a troll, but diz picshur kinda scary to me?
monkey is onna leash, and they bof luk liek tehy r drownign? do not want?
does anyone know if this is some sort of ritual thing maybe? or something like that?
He thinkz itz bad now, wait til he getz losted in tha Pine Barrens.
Ai rlly feels sorree fur teh monkee, becuz heez difinitelee nawt habben a guud tyme, wif hys collaur awn, adn hims muches unhappee xpreshun.
(Hyoomin luuks liek heez habbyng lottsa funses, at xpense ov teh pore monkee;
Sumwun shud lyberayte lil guiy adn taike hims bak tu mebbee jungul oar a monkee-frendlee zoo.)
Tihs kine ob monkee juss nachurally haz teh melon-collie eckspreshun. Himz nawt teh reely sad.
Him awlso libs in tihs habitat—iz in Japan, an teh munkees lieks teh hawtspringz tew stai warmly in teh winter. Ai haz seen tihs awn teh Nashunal Jeeograffik.
Holy cow - that’s Abe Vigoda!
This is possibly my favorite of them all, how wonderfully clever…the caption matches the pic absolutely perfectly. WTG!!!(sorry lolspeak de-activated)
hilarious!
nawt a tym 2 luz yer hed.
im bored and have nuthin to do so i went here LOL>:)ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!