Olympic Diver Kitteh
Olympic Diver Kitteh Dreamz of Perfect Pike
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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An its a ten poynt LOL form teh ICHC judj!
cungradulashuns on nawt sekund
and eet was funneh too!
Corm rat shoo nashuns Ambercat, u is furvest from last! Shud we have teh ohai tea? Ai is sorry dat ai missed teh wun u held last week, teh werk was interferin wiv teh life. To make up for it, ai has teh scones an jam an clotted creem an eben - as a speshull treet - teh fondunt fansees.
Teh wuns wit teh neon pink ycin an so mennee Eeeek nummers yu run rown teh haus for teh nekst 3 howrs?! Nomnomnomnomnom!
Ai’ll bring teh battenberg caek, wate wyl Ai put mai big hat an wyt glubs awn!
Those are teh wuns!! No nootrishunul valyew watsoever. Ai has gone for teh pink hat todai, wiv teh wite glubs ob corse. Wud u like a cewcumba sanwidj?
Ohhh - an at last - ai ar heer.
BRB fur to fetch mai hat an whyte glubs!!!
Can I cum? I haz a red hat and lacy red fingerless glubs!!
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I hab neber had and ohai tea. It sounds delishus. I’ll take a liddle uv ebberythin.
Mmmm. oh, mai, dis is wndermus.
*floatz up on a liddle cloud uv exkwisit enjoymentz.
Ai’ll pass awn teh cowcummer sarnees an go strate for teh farty-egon cress wuns insted. An a cold sossij
by cewreyuss coimsidenss ai has six cold sossijjis in teh fridj rite now!!
R tehy leftober form yur hangober-cyur BigFrydBrekfast? Or did tehy juss eveolv in teh frij? Ai fyn taht happens somtyms - fud appeers taht Ai neber put tehre. An disapeers wivowt me eeting it!
*cue Tales on teh Unekspekted moosik*
Tehy is teh leftowvers. But ai am a bit worried abowt teh cheez, it has teh lettiss cornered and is making threttening noizis.
dat poor lettiss!
fri up is teh bestest for teh hangovurs
mennee lolz, Ambercat!
Yew am awn teh rowl 2 dai! too nawt sekkundz in teh roe!!!
an bowf sew mewzing!
Yew mussa bin tekkin yur bitaminz 2 dai. oar mebbeh it wuz teh bitamin enricht lawleepawps frum teh Tybooteek..?
Teh stawk duz seam 2 misteereeusslee chainj juss liek yur frij!
Kitteh dreams of a pike….but wud be happy wiv a trout, sammun, toona…..
Tihs wud be a grate pla(i)ce for a list but Ai cOdnt tink ob ennee fisheseseses beginnin wit “A”. Or “B”, for taht matter.
Ennee taekers?
*hint*
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fish_common_names
ai wud like to point owt taht ai posted my post before JCH4K posted hers, so ai did NAWT cheet!!!
SJ - it iz troo - cleelee yoo did nawt cheet!!! But
shirley yoo dont think ENEbuddee heer wud thiing YOO wud cheet?????
Werl, a certin Ms M O’Spickn (name changed to protect teh giltee) has been nown to make allegayshuns. But as she is in Sowf Amerrycar at teh momint, ai fink ai is prolly safe.
Oh, and don’t call me Shirley!!
Shirley? Hoo’s Shirley?? Is taht wot teh “S” in “SJ” stans for? Or can taht not be reveeled, for leegul raisins?
don’t make me cawl a legull professhunul!!!!!
mebbe her b in deh witless pertekshun program?
Ai juss sploffled cawfee ober the lappytop!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=midrADL_kHI
Ur wish, mai command.
anjel fish
blennies
cod…..
Devil ray
Eel
Flounder
Grouper
Haiibut (just for the)
Isle of Skye fish (as wuz dersprit - maed it up_
J…
Grate big jinormus fishy! (taht got awai, ob corse)
Halibut
Ichthyosor
J…
(ichthyosor….teehee)
Jungle fishies
Kulerful fishies
Lubberlee fishies
M. . .
Neon tetra
Octopus
PIRANHA!!!!
We mist owt “M”
Makro makrel
Nao we’re bak awn trak
tehr r no more fishies - teh PIRANHA et em awl…
nommm nommm
Not pike deh fish, pike deh dive:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841672_dive150.jpg
And actually, that’s more a tuck than a pike ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LfEbcUH4R0
Youtube says otherwise
Conga Ratz1!1 2 u Ambercat, 4 teh Nawt First. C waht be’n awaek urly duz 4 teh kwikness?
duh, C waht sleepnz late duz 4 muh brane/ Nawt Sekund i meens
sumfing liek dis?
http://www.seagrant.wisc.edu/greatlakesfish/northernpike.html
Yikes! Taht is wun skerry fishy! Ai tink taht muss be Soviet Rushin fish cos it wud shorly has kitteh!
thare u go……in soviet russia pike says, “i can has kitteh?”
guud hed tuck, kitteh. doan wanna end up liek greg louganis.
Owchie!!!
good morning.
Werl is 3:15 pm heer, but good morning to u in ur time zone.
well wher i am its 7:25P.M. i in
U.S.
am? skratch hed….
*Psst, karen I think he ment AM — he b a liddle feller, but he’s a pritty gud kid.
Gud morning shadow.
How ya doing today?
good morning, ware r u? wassup?
9:20 hear, sun shyneeng, berd cherpeeng, flowrs blumeeng…..warm, toastee….
Hey if you give me your email i can send you a picture.
sumfing in teh nued?
shadow, iffn yew learn how to make a lolcat, you can put your picture on that and share it. have you tried? it’s at the top of the page under lol builder. you can upload any picture and put a caption on it……… then you can save it for yourself……it will give you a url so you can share it.
Shadow, here is a pikshur of mai mamakitty. is nawt hard to make the lols to share yr pikshur.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1002413
shes gonna feel dat tomarrow.
Gud Mawning cheeze peeps. Prairie Home Kumpanyun wiff Garrison wus grate las night! An enormoid assortmunt of fans, sum old hippies, sum salt ob de erf midwest typs, som yung hippies, sum kids dragged by folks. Feater seats wer pleh, lyk flyin coach, too smal, too tight, nawt room fer knees. Nawt designed fer maowgwas. Gud show, they had sum fun wif der papal visit, had a rilly gud Swedish jaz band. Nawt so gud as listening onna radio tho, the appause drowned out sum stuff I wooda been able to heer onna radio. Fun to watch the process tho.
We saw cheery blossom days fest at botanical garden, and den went to midtown to see end of Pope Parade, dint see Hisseff but I did see a guy selling commemorative Pope soap - Pope onna rope. Ver irreveerunt, I lyked it. Korean restaurant were fun we did bbq yer own at the table. Good time was had by awl.
glad you n’Esther had fun in “Mad”hatten..
In teh high skool… I lubbed going to the swimmin and divin meets. I has many friends on teh team… but Ai is liek teh kittehs…. water– DO NOT WANT!!!
Ornjj Kitteh proovz dat
no matturrz wut syze, Kitteh
canz fitz enneewayrz
Coodz beez tawllz Speekur
Bawkz oarz deepz clay planteeng pawtz.
Kitteh fillz it upz
Kitteh: A furree
sawllidz, dat wen reelakkzeeng
beehayvz lyke likkwid
Jack.
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