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I wants the kyootest, in a venti size!
Yay! Cinsez!! U b deh furvest frum last!! Wud u b liking deh silleebratory cup uv koffee?
*grabs megafone
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Splort alert!!! Awl Cheezpeepz 2 b putting on deh CHRG!!!!
*strap* ai haz mai ‘50 bravving kap awn!
Tanks cweenmj. Gud publik serviss anownsment
i wantz cream kthxbye
iz so sowwy Cweenmj… me had ta go shour-tea-ly awftr I left mize comet
Iz really liked it much that I got kitteh snorgles and kisseh`s, specuially frum meh own kitteh awftr shes ceed these babee’s ina cup.
U’s the besstus fer gibbbing meh conguaduashiuns!
Black, with a little sugar
kthnks bye
Don need shuger, dey be nachurly sweet!
Wat wif all da babeh kittehs latelee? Dey be keelin me, 2 much flailings!
Can I haz both plz?
Probublee oenlee sitchewayshun wen u wud ordur wun uv eech.
meh to- I takes boff- keeps dem forever- for snorgles and smoos!
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yor the creem in mah coffeeh!
can i haz haf n haf??
Haf n haf iz a black n whyte kitteh. Iz verra kewt.
me tinks der gunna bee much splortage soonz.
The white kitty has a look on its face saying “Why?”
“Y u do dis to meh, I iz not Kittea”
OK.
*SPLORT*
Oh, noe!! sparklypoof! u bin sitten heer 4 owerz!!! and wii awl misted yer splort!! How can dat bee??
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
ebbrywun wuz tew preeockyoopied wif trying tew keep owr own heds frum splorting. sowwy, sparklyproof!
i can haz bof an also a RHCG(wdoi) pls??
an get teh CCC reddy….
is gunna be wun o dose daiz…
oh deer. i din misspellded it.
i ment a CHRG(wdoi).
oooopsie…
iz otae, it happenz tew teh bestest ov us!
{{{{{343GuiltySpark}}}}}
RHCG cudz b a rooster-hedded clingy glub! Itz awl gud!
zoommffgg
dis ar troo!
ha ha it works eeder wai.
i no can mispll it nao!
ohai, kiwican, yu maded me laff so hard my stumak hurtz.
O, I glad, Booklion, lubz 2 maek peelpl laff!
wif cream furst, black on da sekond round. sugar wif bof. thanx.
no needs sugar. iz sweet enuf alreddy!
Ai taikes dem bof, az iys; dey bees suches kyuoot bebbehs;
Luuks liek dere stuffd iyntu dose cupses; haow dey geyt iyn dere???
(Tihs muste bees teh ansur tu ‘tee-cup goggies’.)
Double snuggle to go!
soh kyoot! gud ting ai’m wareing mai ’50s bc, (wdoi)!
I’ll taek mine decatfeinated.
hao am dat paws ibbul?? yew wud edn up wiffowt teh kyoot kittehz an too kupz M T!!
Eye lubz mai catfeline in teh bigg beeg kup!!
Eye tex mai bitamin Bee laytur 2 kompensayt!
Teh catfeend can keeps u ups at nite.
Maeks u fink ur heering a herd of elolephants runnings down teh hallway an round teh bed.
I fink awl liddle kittehs hab a bit ov teh catfeend in them.
whooo puts kittehs in a cupp?
photoshopp?
lolol i can has a rhyme
awmoezt teh rime, butt teh meetur sux!
yew neadz:
we putz kittez een teh kup.
fowtoe shawp - werk eet awp!
we putz kittehz een teh kup
all teh doo dah dai!
fowtoe shawp awl nyt
fowtoe shawp awl day.
wex up wif teh bleeree eyez
anuvvur splortin dai!!
oar teh reebyzd bershun..?
hoo putz kittez een teh kup?
fowtoe shawp - werk eet awp!
we putz kittehz een teh kup
all teh doo dah dai!
fowtoe shawp awl nyt
fowtoe shawp awl day.
wex up wif teh bleeree eyez
splortin awl teh wai!!11!!
duk taep 2 teh ryt
duk taep 2 teh leff
runneen wif teh CCC
leefz yew aot uv brefff!
wun moar tiem wif pheelin….
Bravo!!
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Adn Bravo agin!!
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Mai earwurm, let me sho u it.
*humz
duk taep 2 teh ryt
duk taep 2 teh leff
runneen wif teh CCC
leefz yew aot uv brefff!
eye haz teh oarful eerwurm frum mai nawt sekkund bizit 2 Bexhill awn C, wer der wuz teh krowd ov teh neerlee ded ( witch dat taon am faymus 4 ) been enturtaynd bai teh orgun mewzik. an teh chappee awn teh orgin annownziz “An nao, a medlee frum teh kollo-knees!!” an perseedz 2 pali dat toon!!
sew eye imajinz it nao wif teh compnymint ov teh grand pyp orgun frum teh Alburt hawl. but az ms Mary O’ am awf in Pru wii wheel haf 2 weights teel she gitz bak.
an az teh surp ryze 4 hur, eye haf Mr (wherez teh fyur ) Last an hiz croo bildin teh cardbord replika ov teh alburt hawl, kompleet wif pyp awgun, frum teh planz in teh goonshow arkyvz, reddee fur hur reeturn.
eye juss hoepz dat shee noes ‘Lui Lui’ as dat am awl it kan plai ebber sinz Frank Zappa gawt 2 it!!
Oh Gibbo!!! U pore thing, wif teh giant earwurm!!!
I’m sure mis maryO wil b lubbing teh cardbord replika uv alburt Hawl wif deh pipe oargun.
Hav u seen her pictures dat LCB put up? oar r u on her mailing list? I sowndz like she b habbing a wundermus time.
I wuz in Lundun wunst, menny yrs ago. wuz just 1 day on mai wai 2 Scotlund, home uv mai ancesterz. I wuz not seeing deh alburt hawl. I did b going 2 deh tower uv lundun and Trafalger skware and riding eh red buses adn seeing deh Big Ben. *sigh*
I haz beens 2 Promenade konsert at teh Albert Hawl- my unkul tooks mee der wen I a teenajer bisiting teh TTI & teh Yurope
trabeling b sew much teh fun.
how long wuz u in TTI & yurope?
Hay Gibbocat, dyd yuu ebber fine aowt wut teh leeriks to ‘Lui Lui’ ar;
Ai cud nebber ebber unnerstaynd wut dey wuz syngyng, noe mattre haow hard Ai lystened.
Duz yu knoe????? Iys laaaaarge misteree!!!!!!!!!!
I luv this picture! So sweet…
Ai iz puurtectificated frum teh splortz… Ai haz awn teh CHRG, teh bavin’ cap (thoe it doo luuk sillee), a lair ov teh duck taype, anuvver bavin’ cap (still luuks sillee), anuvver lair ov teh duck taype, adn a WW1 D’OH!boy helmit seekyourd wif, ob corse anuvver lair ov teh duck taype.
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Ai haz taked tehse xtreem steppes becuz Ai just hadz 2 rush in to mai haus adn doo it befoar teh splorts happen owtszyde.
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Ai wuz rakin’ teh leefages up frum arownd teh fowndashun, just’ rakin’ alawng, myndin mai own bidness, adn subdenglee ai heerd ’squeeksqueek’.
Ai luuked daown adn at furst ai fawt tehy wuz maiscez, adn ai did nawt have mai moose-stompin boots awn, butt tehn ai sawr tehy wuz baybyeh bunnyehs!!!!
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Tehse wuz teh tynee baybyeh bunnyehs, 2-3″ lawng (50-75cm for cheezfrends in Canananadada adn TTI). Still pretee hepliss for anuvver fyoo weeksez. (Wee had bunyehs wehn ai wuz growin up soe ai ‘m’membner sum stuf - moastlee cleenin teh hutches, butt ovver stufff 2).
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Ai had nawked wun owt iv teh nest (teh laowdmouf) and tehre wuz free or moar-tahn-free moar still in teh nest. Fyting bak teh Splort frum teh kyootness, Ai puts mai gluvvies awn adn berry berry karefulee returns teh laowdmouf2 hims bruvverz adn sisturrs, adn then puts teh top ov teh nest bak adn put back sum ov teh leefages araownd it. Ai hopez mizzuz bunyeh will forgrove meh foar teh booboo.
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Tehn ai gotz teh luvlee Mrs woozled adn shoed hur wehre it wz soe she wood nawt letz our goggie (border collee) neer them. Tehn ai donned teh protektive geer deeskibded abuv, cuz anuvver atom of teh elemint kyootium adn joo wood hav bin able 2 heer teh splort in Buffaloe. Tehn Ai wuz able 2 come heer & tellz teh cheezpeepz haow Ai survrivzed a cloas splort call.
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Guud fing ad did, to… tohse hittes iz loaded wif the kyootiums!
> tohse hittes…
Ai meened ‘tohse Kittehs’ ob coarse!
(boi it lukee ai didunt mizspel it wif anuvver cloas-bye letur)
Yay Wooz! Wadda dae fer yew….we hast bardur cawlee goggie tew…look owt fer bunneh hurding in fews weeks….(cawlee hedd down, cawlee seer-iess eyes). Yew’ll hab deh bunneh rawnd up…yee-haw!
Oh ai iz BERRY famliliyur wif taht look. Wee getz it awl teh thyme wehn wee froe teh frizzbeez oar teh bawlz. Hur kin stack adn bring bak 4 frizzbeez at wunce!
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Hur turnz 10 next mumph!
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bunnyeh raownd-up - taht wood b a LOL!
aww, taht sowndz soh kyoot!
Gud storree, phunnee almose typoh! Weerd dat der kan be teh typoz wif lolspeek, idnt it? weerd butt troo
Aaawwwww. so cyoot. U b describing it so well, I can seeing it awl deh way frew teh intertuubez!!! {{{woozled}}}
Ohai, Cweenmj.
I must tellz yu hao gud u hab been
wif splortages. Yestidday I splorted so
xtremly ober the cyutages, I cud not
eben type da message to say so.
So I sat calmly n thot “Cweenmj
iz uzing da ccc.” N I imagined u in yur bublle
(Luking a liddle like Glinda da gud, if truf be told)
scoopim my braynes back in,
gibbing me CHRG(wdoi) n possum choklits
n dem I rested n wuz okay again.
So I just wantz to let yu know dat EBEN In
Imaginamayshun, yu r just a good at splortages
az y r in real lyfe.
Aaaaawww. ♥
Fankz joo cweenee! Das a guud trik, seein fru teh intertoobz! (Mai guudnuss ai hoapz joo can nawt see mee sittin hear in mah p’jamjamz… that wuud be d’barassing…. nawt 2 menshun payneful wehn joo klawd yer eyezlpeepers out wif teh poyntee edns…
*putz on deh speshul glasses.
*peekingz trew teh intertuubez.
*trowz glasses away!!!
Gud Greefez!!
I wuzn’t noeing dey maded jameez like that!!!!
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*stumblez off krying owt:
Mai eyez!! mai eyez!!