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I wants the kyootest, in a venti size!
Yay! Cinsez!! U b deh furvest frum last!! Wud u b liking deh silleebratory cup uv koffee?
*grabs megafone
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Splort alert!!! Awl Cheezpeepz 2 b putting on deh CHRG!!!!
*strap* ai haz mai ‘50 bravving kap awn!
Tanks cweenmj. Gud publik serviss anownsment
i wantz cream kthxbye
iz so sowwy Cweenmj… me had ta go shour-tea-ly awftr I left mize comet
Iz really liked it much that I got kitteh snorgles and kisseh`s, specuially frum meh own kitteh awftr shes ceed these babee’s ina cup.
U’s the besstus fer gibbbing meh conguaduashiuns!
Black, with a little sugar
kthnks bye
Don need shuger, dey be nachurly sweet!
Wat wif all da babeh kittehs latelee? Dey be keelin me, 2 much flailings!
Can I haz both plz?
Probublee oenlee sitchewayshun wen u wud ordur wun uv eech.
meh to- I takes boff- keeps dem forever- for snorgles and smoos!
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yor the creem in mah coffeeh!
can i haz haf n haf??
Haf n haf iz a black n whyte kitteh. Iz verra kewt.
me tinks der gunna bee much splortage soonz.
The white kitty has a look on its face saying “Why?”
“Y u do dis to meh, I iz not Kittea”
OK.
*SPLORT*
Oh, noe!! sparklypoof! u bin sitten heer 4 owerz!!! and wii awl misted yer splort!! How can dat bee??
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
ebbrywun wuz tew preeockyoopied wif trying tew keep owr own heds frum splorting. sowwy, sparklyproof!
i can haz bof an also a RHCG(wdoi) pls??
an get teh CCC reddy….
is gunna be wun o dose daiz…
oh deer. i din misspellded it.
i ment a CHRG(wdoi).
oooopsie…
iz otae, it happenz tew teh bestest ov us!
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RHCG cudz b a rooster-hedded clingy glub! Itz awl gud!
zoommffgg
dis ar troo!
ha ha it works eeder wai.
i no can mispll it nao!
ohai, kiwican, yu maded me laff so hard my stumak hurtz.
O, I glad, Booklion, lubz 2 maek peelpl laff!
wif cream furst, black on da sekond round. sugar wif bof. thanx.
no needs sugar. iz sweet enuf alreddy!
Ai taikes dem bof, az iys; dey bees suches kyuoot bebbehs;
Luuks liek dere stuffd iyntu dose cupses; haow dey geyt iyn dere???
(Tihs muste bees teh ansur tu ‘tee-cup goggies’.)
Double snuggle to go!
soh kyoot! gud ting ai’m wareing mai ’50s bc, (wdoi)!
I’ll taek mine decatfeinated.
hao am dat paws ibbul?? yew wud edn up wiffowt teh kyoot kittehz an too kupz M T!!
Eye lubz mai catfeline in teh bigg beeg kup!!
Eye tex mai bitamin Bee laytur 2 kompensayt!
Teh catfeend can keeps u ups at nite.
Maeks u fink ur heering a herd of elolephants runnings down teh hallway an round teh bed.
I fink awl liddle kittehs hab a bit ov teh catfeend in them.
whooo puts kittehs in a cupp?
photoshopp?
lolol i can has a rhyme
awmoezt teh rime, butt teh meetur sux!
yew neadz:
we putz kittez een teh kup.
fowtoe shawp – werk eet awp!
we putz kittehz een teh kup
all teh doo dah dai!
fowtoe shawp awl nyt
fowtoe shawp awl day.
wex up wif teh bleeree eyez
anuvvur splortin dai!!
oar teh reebyzd bershun..?
hoo putz kittez een teh kup?
fowtoe shawp – werk eet awp!
we putz kittehz een teh kup
all teh doo dah dai!
fowtoe shawp awl nyt
fowtoe shawp awl day.
wex up wif teh bleeree eyez
splortin awl teh wai!!11!!
duk taep 2 teh ryt
duk taep 2 teh leff
runneen wif teh CCC
leefz yew aot uv brefff!
wun moar tiem wif pheelin….
Bravo!!
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Adn Bravo agin!!
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Mai earwurm, let me sho u it.
*humz
duk taep 2 teh ryt
duk taep 2 teh leff
runneen wif teh CCC
leefz yew aot uv brefff!
eye haz teh oarful eerwurm frum mai nawt sekkund bizit 2 Bexhill awn C, wer der wuz teh krowd ov teh neerlee ded ( witch dat taon am faymus 4 ) been enturtaynd bai teh orgun mewzik. an teh chappee awn teh orgin annownziz “An nao, a medlee frum teh kollo-knees!!” an perseedz 2 pali dat toon!!
sew eye imajinz it nao wif teh compnymint ov teh grand pyp orgun frum teh Alburt hawl. but az ms Mary O’ am awf in Pru wii wheel haf 2 weights teel she gitz bak.
an az teh surp ryze 4 hur, eye haf Mr (wherez teh fyur ) Last an hiz croo bildin teh cardbord replika ov teh alburt hawl, kompleet wif pyp awgun, frum teh planz in teh goonshow arkyvz, reddee fur hur reeturn.
eye juss hoepz dat shee noes ‘Lui Lui’ as dat am awl it kan plai ebber sinz Frank Zappa gawt 2 it!!
Oh Gibbo!!! U pore thing, wif teh giant earwurm!!!
I’m sure mis maryO wil b lubbing teh cardbord replika uv alburt Hawl wif deh pipe oargun.
Hav u seen her pictures dat LCB put up? oar r u on her mailing list? I sowndz like she b habbing a wundermus time.
I wuz in Lundun wunst, menny yrs ago. wuz just 1 day on mai wai 2 Scotlund, home uv mai ancesterz. I wuz not seeing deh alburt hawl. I did b going 2 deh tower uv lundun and Trafalger skware and riding eh red buses adn seeing deh Big Ben. *sigh*
I haz beens 2 Promenade konsert at teh Albert Hawl- my unkul tooks mee der wen I a teenajer bisiting teh TTI & teh Yurope
trabeling b sew much teh fun.
how long wuz u in TTI & yurope?
Hay Gibbocat, dyd yuu ebber fine aowt wut teh leeriks to ‘Lui Lui’ ar;
Ai cud nebber ebber unnerstaynd wut dey wuz syngyng, noe mattre haow hard Ai lystened.
Duz yu knoe????? Iys laaaaarge misteree!!!!!!!!!!
I luv this picture! So sweet…
Ai iz puurtectificated frum teh splortz… Ai haz awn teh CHRG, teh bavin’ cap (thoe it doo luuk sillee), a lair ov teh duck taype, anuvver bavin’ cap (still luuks sillee), anuvver lair ov teh duck taype, adn a WW1 D’OH!boy helmit seekyourd wif, ob corse anuvver lair ov teh duck taype.
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Ai haz taked tehse xtreem steppes becuz Ai just hadz 2 rush in to mai haus adn doo it befoar teh splorts happen owtszyde.
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Ai wuz rakin’ teh leefages up frum arownd teh fowndashun, just’ rakin’ alawng, myndin mai own bidness, adn subdenglee ai heerd ’squeeksqueek’.
Ai luuked daown adn at furst ai fawt tehy wuz maiscez, adn ai did nawt have mai moose-stompin boots awn, butt tehn ai sawr tehy wuz baybyeh bunnyehs!!!!
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Tehse wuz teh tynee baybyeh bunnyehs, 2-3″ lawng (50-75cm for cheezfrends in Canananadada adn TTI). Still pretee hepliss for anuvver fyoo weeksez. (Wee had bunyehs wehn ai wuz growin up soe ai ‘m’membner sum stuf – moastlee cleenin teh hutches, butt ovver stufff 2).
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Ai had nawked wun owt iv teh nest (teh laowdmouf) and tehre wuz free or moar-tahn-free moar still in teh nest. Fyting bak teh Splort frum teh kyootness, Ai puts mai gluvvies awn adn berry berry karefulee returns teh laowdmouf2 hims bruvverz adn sisturrs, adn then puts teh top ov teh nest bak adn put back sum ov teh leefages araownd it. Ai hopez mizzuz bunyeh will forgrove meh foar teh booboo.
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Tehn ai gotz teh luvlee Mrs woozled adn shoed hur wehre it wz soe she wood nawt letz our goggie (border collee) neer them. Tehn ai donned teh protektive geer deeskibded abuv, cuz anuvver atom of teh elemint kyootium adn joo wood hav bin able 2 heer teh splort in Buffaloe. Tehn Ai wuz able 2 come heer & tellz teh cheezpeepz haow Ai survrivzed a cloas splort call.
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Guud fing ad did, to… tohse hittes iz loaded wif the kyootiums!
> tohse hittes…
Ai meened ‘tohse Kittehs’ ob coarse!
(boi it lukee ai didunt mizspel it wif anuvver cloas-bye letur)
Yay Wooz! Wadda dae fer yew….we hast bardur cawlee goggie tew…look owt fer bunneh hurding in fews weeks….(cawlee hedd down, cawlee seer-iess eyes). Yew’ll hab deh bunneh rawnd up…yee-haw!
Oh ai iz BERRY famliliyur wif taht look. Wee getz it awl teh thyme wehn wee froe teh frizzbeez oar teh bawlz. Hur kin stack adn bring bak 4 frizzbeez at wunce!
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Hur turnz 10 next mumph!
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bunnyeh raownd-up – taht wood b a LOL!
aww, taht sowndz soh kyoot!
Gud storree, phunnee almose typoh! Weerd dat der kan be teh typoz wif lolspeek, idnt it? weerd butt troo
Aaawwwww. so cyoot. U b describing it so well, I can seeing it awl deh way frew teh intertuubez!!! {{{woozled}}}
Ohai, Cweenmj.
I must tellz yu hao gud u hab been
wif splortages. Yestidday I splorted so
xtremly ober the cyutages, I cud not
eben type da message to say so.
So I sat calmly n thot “Cweenmj
iz uzing da ccc.” N I imagined u in yur bublle
(Luking a liddle like Glinda da gud, if truf be told)
scoopim my braynes back in,
gibbing me CHRG(wdoi) n possum choklits
n dem I rested n wuz okay again.
So I just wantz to let yu know dat EBEN In
Imaginamayshun, yu r just a good at splortages
az y r in real lyfe.
Aaaaawww. ♥
Fankz joo cweenee! Das a guud trik, seein fru teh intertoobz! (Mai guudnuss ai hoapz joo can nawt see mee sittin hear in mah p’jamjamz… that wuud be d’barassing…. nawt 2 menshun payneful wehn joo klawd yer eyezlpeepers out wif teh poyntee edns…
*putz on deh speshul glasses.
*peekingz trew teh intertuubez.
*trowz glasses away!!!
Gud Greefez!!
I wuzn’t noeing dey maded jameez like that!!!!
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*stumblez off krying owt:
Mai eyez!! mai eyez!!
Woozled, u wazn’t reely gonna stomp on dem iffs dey waz mowsies…waz u?
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Teh wild bebeh bunnehs r teh kyootest! We raised lots ov dem as kidlets and tehn returned tehm bak into teh woods. Waz hard fur us kids to see tehm hop awai to freedom, but we noo it was best fur tehm.
Bunnages, sigh…
U can post piksher as lol? Pweez?
Ai did nawt take a pikchur becuz it wuz a little cool todai for tynee baybyeh bunnyehs out ov teh nest, adn ai wanted 2 get tehm tuckt bak in as suun as possybul. Did nawt want 2 taek teh thyme 2 run upandown 2 sekkund floar 4 camnera.
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DO NAWT WANT moosesiz by teh haus becuz tehy gets in. Whuteber nessessahrah. Tehy b’longz in teh medoe, tehre ai gotz noe prollem wif tehm. Ai haz eben skolded a frend for stompin wun wehn wee wuz aowt huntin, 4 stompin teh hawkz brekfuss.
Mebee u cud relocate teh liddle mowsies to teh meadow?
All teh fings round mah howse dat I doan want around, I juss capture and taek away frum awl teh howses.
Ai haz dun taht 2*, but relokayting teh baybyeh amnimulz is uzhully a deaf sentese… why proelawng it?
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* Menny yeerz ago mai (layte) Luna kitteh katchted a moos in r hauz adn kept it ‘lyve 2 soopryze teh luvlee Missuz woozled wehn see woakt up – on Muvvers Dai – 2 yeerz in a roe!! Tohse moosez gawt reeleesed adn we singd ‘Boarn Freeh’
O, woozled, iz gud storee.
Hopes yu tells us as bunnehs grow.
Nd hao yu keep broder collie frum
trying to herd dem?
Dunno. Shoart leesh. Hur iz a BERRY sweet goggie, but hur haz hur instinks.
kittehs n cups…luvs them!
this will bee mai last attempt tew get Chocolate where he kan bee seen
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=460814
YAY! it wurkeded!
KUN SEE MAI CHOCOLATE KITTEH, EBBRYWUN!
Nais jawb, yung gurl detektiv, ai nawt noze haow tu du dat yet nd nawt hab n e gud pikshurz ne waiz.
Happy Sunnydai tu awl.
tew mayk an lolpic, hit teh lol builder button awn tawp, selekt a pikshur, put capshunz awn it, then eethur clik “Save” oar “Save&Submit.” ai dunt noes hao tew put yur own pix awn dere, tho. taht wuz mai dad’s wurk, az wuz teh picshur
hai werdy eye dun boatid fur chawklitt 4 yew.
him luks teh seeree yuz kitteh!
just verri parynoid!
oh. teh polaroyd kitteh pikchewer tekkin wif teh paranoyd kamra??
Himz beeyootifull!!
awlso see kafleentehdonkey’s response pikshur tew it
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=995209
gud job NIP!! ai has wun on teh previous LOLCAT……….ob teh Mamakitty
aim proud ob yew!! {{{NIP}}}
an heeeeeeeeeeer tis
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1002413
fanx, gramma jamama!
um, guys? Would you pray for me? I’m having a really hard time with one of my friends at the moment. it’s too complicated to explain, but she and I both just really need prayer. Thanks, everyone.
Strengths an courages beemin ur wai!
prayer for {{{{NIP & friend}}}}}
i’ll pray for you,Nancy Drew, and all teens, too.
Keeping gud fots fur u an ur fren.
{{{{{Werdycnan}}}}}
Yur in mai prayers and thorts Werdycnan – if yur alloud, mebbee yu’d lyk to com ober to teh cheezfrenz site? Yu don’t need to tell us enneefing yu dont wont to, teh cheezfrenz will hold yu in teh lite regardless. Ai has to ryt it in disgys
*puts awn growcho marx fals noes an glaseses*
http://
and tehn
groups.yahoo.
and tehn
com/group/
and fynully
cheezfrenz
Father, i lift up Werdycnan and her firen to You—Father, please hold them close in Your arms and give them both peace Give Nan wisdom and grace to live thru this and protect both of them, in the Name of Jesus. Amen. (or even, because CC has teh grate sens ob hoomor—Anom!)
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Werdy, Ai’ll keap yuu iyn mai prayers ebbery dai.
Weez needz awl teh helpses we can geyt, awl ov us;
(Sew weez helps eech udder alawng teh way;)
Take caire ov yurseylfe, bof yuu adn yur frend
WOWSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai hav noe ideea haow taht smilee-fayse gotted awn mai poast……..
SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fanks, CKK! ai joyneded teh Yahoo groop adn iz waytin foar sumwun tew cum talk tew mee in teh chatroom
I lub him eyez.
Hmm,,,dis kitteh tryz to play inncoent,
but iz hiding sumfin….
Catcups
sweet…
Usually blak, but in this case I take both, kay? ktkx
i likes my kittehs black
like mah coffee
anywun has dekittehnated? its to kyewt to drinc!
Introdooseeng new
trannsportayshun sistem 4
noo Behbee Kittehz
Behbee Kittehz 2
yungz 2 moov arowndz, but habz
cool Speshshull Playsez
Demmee Toss Kittehz
will growz up beeg andz gorjuss.
Reddee 2 braykz hartz
Jack.
Awwwww…Demmee Toss Kittehs?
Purrfect description. Anudder wunnerful one, Jack.
- snerk -
(demme toss kittehz)
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SERYUS awwwwwww! Yoo nebber sease tew amayze me, Jack!
ut oh hewe it comings!!!! SPPPPPPPPPPLOOOOOOOORT
aw amy
yew neads teh sweip sweip
skupe skupe
tuk tuk tuk tuk
and teh dellycayt rappin wif serranrap b 4 wii puts awn the 50’s bayvin kap an a liddul duk taep.
juss sit kwyut wif dis possum heddid choklit an die martoonie wif sprinkuls.
yew liekz teh sawft poipul blankee. Gud.
snuggul daon an n joi teh kewtniss nao yew am purrtektid.
Call de ambalanse, I fink I need stay obernyte at de Merjensee Rume
quinch am drybin teh imballance. sew letz hoep yew mex it der sayflee!!
tink joo gibbo am feeling much betta nows but girlyfriend needs da cold medicines. her very sicks wif da flus.
Ai tellz Dr. Jeebus—Himz teh bestes cyure.
cute but i would leiks cream
Sew wud tehy!
cream. want.
ADDING 2 CUPS OF KITTEH IS NAWT HAOW JOO MAEK CATSOUP!! KETCHUP!! WHATEVER!!!
I can has dubble dubble plz, Timmah Ho’s?
Black please:) that pic is too much, lol.
me haz black kitteh stuck in throat
i’ll have one with creamz, small, and 1 chzbrgr plz. kthnxbai.
Uhm, hai! Me wants meedeeyum creems wif a cinnamun rollz. Have it too meh haouse in therteh minuts or die! kthxbai.
awww!! kittehs n coffee n cream. what a way to start the day!