wait…

wait… wuz taht a can opner?
kittehs around da wurld herded da can opner.
picture: unknown. lol caption: Binks
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wait… wuz taht a can opner?
kittehs around da wurld herded da can opner.
picture: unknown. lol caption: Binks
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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A cheezburger wud be nice.
Could someone bring ME dinner for a change?
Congel-nations, Tidmum! Beeg kitteh lykes hymns burger rare! Extra Rare!!!
PS, git teh door, Cheezfrens B bringin’ yoos a moofable feest—-A-Z
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HAPPY CATERDAY, cheezfrenz!
hey wanna be friend?
Woohoo! Tidmum’s nawt sekund! We can has elebenses to celerybrayt?
Ooooh Yeth! Lebenses
We can haz:
Appul pie
Baykon sammidges
Crispy Caeks
D…
Drinx - tee, cawfee, hawt choklit
Eggs, ennee wai yu lyk
Froot
G….
Golden syrup Oats so simpul
Hard boyled eggs
Icekreem
J..
jigglee jello
kitteh treets (do teh kittehs get elebeneses?)
lubbery cookies
marshmelloo skwares
nuts
olives
p. . .
muffinz, all kinds
nutella on sammidges
orange caek
popkorn ballz
qwaekur life Cereal
roastid chikkin
solted peenuts
tohstid cheez sanwidges
undrids and thousans on faery caeks
vanilla bean cheezcaek (NOM NOM NOM)
watermellen
xanthan gum (iz in ebryfing!)
y…
Yello cake wif strawberry ising an nana filling
Zebra cakes!
from a longstressfulSaturdayatthebutchershop Amethyst
genetikal diversitee would be even nicer. my homozygositee, let me sho u it.
Dat ar troo….. teh jenetix, dey ar sumwhut limitaeshind.
howevar, I muzz sae, I luffs da punk mohawkz on teh kitns.
kitns can haz Rhodey-shun Ridge-bak daddeh?
Hi Elfi!
I wuz kinda lyke wazzup wif dat furr mieself! Den Ie thot, kidz nowwadayz wif teh stoopid harecutz.
Reminez mii uv kuntree westrn sawng mai mama yusta sing win ai wuz teh kidlet cawled Aim Mae Oan Grampa.
Hau dis get heer? Wuz addrest 2 SAMS. Mai stupee—–let mii showz u it.
Oh, Tidmum - how nice too see yoo - an in such a lufferlee plaice!!!
Conga ratz to yoo, to say teh verree leest!
Is dey opening a can of Springbok? Do Want!
Dis is howz mai kitteh loooks when he hears da krinkle of da treetz baggie.
w0w! the lddle kitts gitts dare hackles up for canned ‘lope! dat B sum punk-adelic d00ds!
:snerk: @ deh canned ‘lope!!!
hao can WP fail to have a picture for :snerk: ?
Tehy has let us daon.
i hate you.
I lurves this one! Gorgeouz mama kitteh makes me LOL and bebe kittehs r waaaaay too cyoot.
So glad cheezfrends voted this to topz!
* You pikked a fine time to leave me Mr C*
*Four hungry children*
*and no Fud in teh feeld*…
* You pikked a fine time to leave me Mr C*
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..Heer endeth teh Caturday mornin eerwurm!!!!
Gotta go nao..

Had tew relinkwish mah hold awn sissys pyuter.Wahhhh!!!
See yah soon.
HAPPYCATURDAY to awl mah frenz
Have fun
waah! I jes gettis heer!
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but I can’t stay, eidder. I gots a classes an needs to gets going.
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Happy caturday, ebberyboddee!!!!
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Hoep yur pyuter gits unborked soon, Tidmum!!!
*crosses paws fer Tidmum’s pyooter*
Lucille! Ware are you?
J - joose of the ornj
K - Kitteh Krunchies made with reel krustayshins
L - Lucazaid (I has a cold)
M -?
Marmalaid onne crusty toast
Nother cuppa coffee
Orinj juice
P
P pannycakes wich treacle
Q quints jelly on ingerlish muffins
R rashers ob bacon, seberal please
S
Pringles
Quails (kitteh’s likes teh burdies?)
Rashrs of bacns!
S…
Some cheezburgrs
Treats galoor
Unuther drinkee
V….
brekkfuss 4 teh big kittehs…..
Wildebeeest
Yackk
Z-bra
ooops, i for got teh
X-tra dentul floss
gotta floss aftur teh wildebeest:smile:
’struth! Nothing is so embarrassing as getting up in front of elebenty-gazillion peepul to makes a speech and then later finding out u hads a big piece of wildebeest stuck in ur front teef teh hole time.
Um, not that I has expeerienced this expeerience in mah personal expeerience.
Meh needur, ai hab ownlee hurd abowt it.
In fak, ai jus hurd abowt it a momentz ago…
In fak, it wuz frum U!!
Jinge - yu has Lucozaid? Is yu a Brit cheexpeep? Ai is loosin tak ob us…
Those four puppers really look like badass punks.
dey are sportin the unconventional hare-do.
*Sol moves wallet to front pocket ob trousers.*
Kids deez daez!
Yeh, but mom seemz 2 b kewl.
nex thing u noe, tehy b gittin deh body piercingz adn dying dere hairz purple adn orinj adn bloo.
TTFN Cheesfrens, Esther and I is gonna hop a trane ter Manhattan wiff sum frens to see Prairie Home Companion Live from Town Hall. Woot Woot! You go Garrison! First Brooklyn botanical gardens fer the Cherry trees, den lunch from a street cart, den PHC, followed by a Korean Resterunt, finally maybe a cuppycaek from Magnolia bakery inna Village! Livin Large! Ver excited, cain’t wait, les go les go les go!
Has fun in der Beeg Appel!!! I can has jelluss.
Whut a grate weigh 2 spen a CATURDAY.
Tell us all bout it whin u gets bak.
Woot Woot!!
Meh? It now mah bed tyme. It almoss 5am in ell ay. Kittehs want 2 b cuddlin. Nightee nite.
wow, CBSB! welcum bak! hoep yoo recannize sum of teh naems heer. Stik around, ok?
enjoy phc! im from lake woebegon!
in tiny Mist County, MN
Wear deh wimmenz r strong, deh menz r gud lukking, adn awl teh chilrunz r abuv avrij.
tis troo. also kittehs abuv avverije.
…….and where the children are above average. I’m full of the jellus too. Have a good time!
Jinx!!! Wii b thinkingz alike dis morningz, greasycat.
Iz frum MN ‘riginally, tew!
We can has Toona Noodle Hotdish fur dinner?
UBetcha!
oh, yah, fer shure!
has yer fambly tried ‘em Powdirt Melk?
Ore doo yoo preefurr Raw Bitz? (lots o’ fyber in dose ote hullz an wheet shaffs!)
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(Vintaj PHC FTW)
PS, habba lode ob fun Sol and Ester! Wii awl B berry jellass, so tell us whut wii mist wen joo gitz bak!
getcher pepto furball at bertha’s kitty boutique…
yoo mus be abuv averaj