wait…
wait… wuz taht a can opner?
kittehs around da wurld herded da can opner.
picture: unknown. lol caption: Binks
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Cheezburger Network Blog
A cheezburger wud be nice.
Could someone bring ME dinner for a change?
Congel-nations, Tidmum! Beeg kitteh lykes hymns burger rare! Extra Rare!!!
PS, git teh door, Cheezfrens B bringin’ yoos a moofable feest—-A-Z
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HAPPY CATERDAY, cheezfrenz!
hey wanna be friend?
Woohoo! Tidmum’s nawt sekund! We can has elebenses to celerybrayt?
Ooooh Yeth! Lebenses
We can haz:
Appul pie
Baykon sammidges
Crispy Caeks
D…
Drinx – tee, cawfee, hawt choklit
Eggs, ennee wai yu lyk
Froot
G….
Golden syrup Oats so simpul
Hard boyled eggs
Icekreem
J..
jigglee jello
kitteh treets (do teh kittehs get elebeneses?)
lubbery cookies
marshmelloo skwares
nuts
olives
p. . .
muffinz, all kinds
nutella on sammidges
orange caek
popkorn ballz
qwaekur life Cereal
roastid chikkin
solted peenuts
tohstid cheez sanwidges
undrids and thousans on faery caeks
vanilla bean cheezcaek (NOM NOM NOM)
watermellen
xanthan gum (iz in ebryfing!)
y…
Yello cake wif strawberry ising an nana filling
Zebra cakes!
from a longstressfulSaturdayatthebutchershop Amethyst
genetikal diversitee would be even nicer. my homozygositee, let me sho u it.
Dat ar troo….. teh jenetix, dey ar sumwhut limitaeshind.
howevar, I muzz sae, I luffs da punk mohawkz on teh kitns.
kitns can haz Rhodey-shun Ridge-bak daddeh?
Hi Elfi!
I wuz kinda lyke wazzup wif dat furr mieself! Den Ie thot, kidz nowwadayz wif teh stoopid harecutz.
Reminez mii uv kuntree westrn sawng mai mama yusta sing win ai wuz teh kidlet cawled Aim Mae Oan Grampa.
Hau dis get heer? Wuz addrest 2 SAMS. Mai stupee—–let mii showz u it.
Oh, Tidmum – how nice too see yoo – an in such a lufferlee plaice!!!
Conga ratz to yoo, to say teh verree leest!
Is dey opening a can of Springbok? Do Want!
Dis is howz mai kitteh loooks when he hears da krinkle of da treetz baggie.
w0w! the lddle kitts gitts dare hackles up for canned ‘lope! dat B sum punk-adelic d00ds!
:snerk: @ deh canned ‘lope!!!
hao can WP fail to have a picture for :snerk: ?
Tehy has let us daon.
i hate you.
I lurves this one! Gorgeouz mama kitteh makes me LOL and bebe kittehs r waaaaay too cyoot.
So glad cheezfrends voted this to topz!
* You pikked a fine time to leave me Mr C*
*Four hungry children*
*and no Fud in teh feeld*…
* You pikked a fine time to leave me Mr C*
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..Heer endeth teh Caturday mornin eerwurm!!!!
Gotta go nao..
Had tew relinkwish mah hold awn sissys pyuter.Wahhhh!!!
See yah soon.
HAPPYCATURDAY to awl mah frenz
Have fun
waah! I jes gettis heer!
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but I can’t stay, eidder. I gots a classes an needs to gets going.
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Happy caturday, ebberyboddee!!!!
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Hoep yur pyuter gits unborked soon, Tidmum!!!
*crosses paws fer Tidmum’s pyooter*
Lucille! Ware are you?
J – joose of the ornj
K – Kitteh Krunchies made with reel krustayshins
L – Lucazaid (I has a cold)
M -?
Marmalaid onne crusty toast
Nother cuppa coffee
Orinj juice
P
P pannycakes wich treacle
Q quints jelly on ingerlish muffins
R rashers ob bacon, seberal please
S
Pringles
Quails (kitteh’s likes teh burdies?)
Rashrs of bacns!
S…
Some cheezburgrs
Treats galoor
Unuther drinkee
V….
brekkfuss 4 teh big kittehs…..
Wildebeeest
Yackk
Z-bra
ooops, i for got teh
X-tra dentul floss
gotta floss aftur teh wildebeest:smile:
’struth! Nothing is so embarrassing as getting up in front of elebenty-gazillion peepul to makes a speech and then later finding out u hads a big piece of wildebeest stuck in ur front teef teh hole time.
Um, not that I has expeerienced this expeerience in mah personal expeerience.
Meh needur, ai hab ownlee hurd abowt it.
In fak, ai jus hurd abowt it a momentz ago…
In fak, it wuz frum U!!
Jinge – yu has Lucozaid? Is yu a Brit cheexpeep? Ai is loosin tak ob us…
Those four puppers really look like badass punks.
dey are sportin the unconventional hare-do.
*Sol moves wallet to front pocket ob trousers.*
Kids deez daez!
Yeh, but mom seemz 2 b kewl.
nex thing u noe, tehy b gittin deh body piercingz adn dying dere hairz purple adn orinj adn bloo.
TTFN Cheesfrens, Esther and I is gonna hop a trane ter Manhattan wiff sum frens to see Prairie Home Companion Live from Town Hall. Woot Woot! You go Garrison! First Brooklyn botanical gardens fer the Cherry trees, den lunch from a street cart, den PHC, followed by a Korean Resterunt, finally maybe a cuppycaek from Magnolia bakery inna Village! Livin Large! Ver excited, cain’t wait, les go les go les go!
Has fun in der Beeg Appel!!! I can has jelluss.
Whut a grate weigh 2 spen a CATURDAY.
Tell us all bout it whin u gets bak.
Woot Woot!!
Meh? It now mah bed tyme. It almoss 5am in ell ay. Kittehs want 2 b cuddlin. Nightee nite.
wow, CBSB! welcum bak! hoep yoo recannize sum of teh naems heer. Stik around, ok?
enjoy phc! im from lake woebegon!
in tiny Mist County, MN
Wear deh wimmenz r strong, deh menz r gud lukking, adn awl teh chilrunz r abuv avrij.
tis troo. also kittehs abuv avverije.
…….and where the children are above average. I’m full of the jellus too. Have a good time!
Jinx!!! Wii b thinkingz alike dis morningz, greasycat.
Iz frum MN ‘riginally, tew!
We can has Toona Noodle Hotdish fur dinner?
UBetcha!
oh, yah, fer shure!
has yer fambly tried ‘em Powdirt Melk?
Ore doo yoo preefurr Raw Bitz? (lots o’ fyber in dose ote hullz an wheet shaffs!)
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(Vintaj PHC FTW)
PS, habba lode ob fun Sol and Ester! Wii awl B berry jellass, so tell us whut wii mist wen joo gitz bak!
getcher pepto furball at bertha’s kitty boutique…
yoo mus be abuv averaj
Babeh cheetahs r much fuzzee. Hee.
ai lurves tehm all butt teh bebeh on teh left ob pichurr peekin awt from behine teh tree jest slayes mii !
LOL!! Deyz all kittehs- think dey like snorgles??
o yes i tink dey likes de snorgles. wether u lieks da results of da snorgles…? (poytnty endz arriev urly and efectiv wit cheaters)
Beeg kttehz can hab talk-sick saliva, 2?
day elebenteen-thurty……..still no cheezburger ratings…….sad getting biggr……wut 2 do???
Awn Ayprul 8th Cheez ‘n’ Tofu rote awn teh “News” payj taht a fix for teh votin bergers wus “less tahn two weeks awai” – so taht’s ennee tym nao, rite?
I hopez so, I b missing deh votingz burgerz big tyme.
tanks fur teh gud noos! I mis teh burgrs tu.
Tis makin me hongri.
I liek how teh babee loldotcats has teh mohonk hairdo.
Mommeh Cheetah heerz
summ feeng wayz fawrr awff. Mebbee
habz beeg meel 2nyte!
Behbee Cheetahz willz
lurnz payshunss atz Mommeh’z syde
wylez hoaneeng dayr skillz
Clymeeng iz verreh
impoartent. So iz hydeeng.
Lessunz 2 beez lurnd
Jack.
awssum poem!!
So wiled kittehs her teh kan opnr to. Ebin the littel mowhawk cheetiz.
One ob mai kittehs is named Mohawk because of her orange stripey down de middle ob her head and face, but she’s got nottin on babeeh cheeta! So full ob de fluff!
BTW, for cheezfriens who aren’t offended by political kittehs, mai 2 gurl kittehs can both be seen at this site:
http://www.catsforobama.com They are Kepone and Mohawk.
LOL YETH!
I might just weigh in a little.
greasycat, u haz mostist butissimus bebbehs. Many snorgles.
Pretty Pretty Bebehs, Greasycat!!!
I hab a pic I’m gonna send to them.
I maeded it last week – and I didn’t eat it!
Here’s a link to mah pikshure of TJ (El Tigre Jefe).
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=959043
Romeow, pic made me lol at the shy TJ
Maybe a Land Rover with Human tourists packed like sardeenz! I lufz it!
WANT!
How I open rovercan wiffout ‘possabull fumbs?
*sigh*
Does anyone else get the Hitchhiker’s Guide reference?
I forget what exactly was being stared at by whom, but the phrase was “stared at it like a cheetah who can’t decide whether or not he’s just seen a half-empty can of cat food half a mile across a dusty savannah” or something very much like it.
I lol’d more about that than about the picture =P
It’s funny how animals start to recognize food noises. You should see how excited my hamster gets when he hears the sound of rustling bags. Oh, he knows it’s the sound of subsequent feeding.
Wen I was a kidlet, my pinny gig used to squeek when teh fridge door opened, because she thought it waz lettuce.
Wen I waz kidlet we hadda pinny gig inna grate big crate inna basement, an hims squeeked eberytyme wii opuned de door, cause ob coarse wii bees cuming to feed hims. Wun dai de meter-reeder man opuns de door, an piggie squeeks. Man slams door an runs awai. Akz mai mama “WTF?” She explains bout piggie, but eberafter mai little an crippled mama hadda go down de stairs to pertekt de big tough mans frum de piggie. Much hilaritie. Wii waz not-sekond fambly to get outdoors meters. Curioser, eh?
He musta fot dat a pinny gig waz teh saem as a wild boar! LOL
Mommeh Cheetah luuks liek her iys a wel-oyled, sleek runnin machyne tu be abul tu hunt daown fuud;
Rlly haurd tu beleev taht her foozy bebbehs wil groe up tu luuk jes liek her, becuz tehy luuk jes liek oaver-grone howse-kittehs.
(Wunder iyf awl taht fooziness awn de heds adn baks ar liek kamoflawge, sew taht tehy remayne cunceeled inna wyldurness frum preduhters; SRSLY.)
Ai finkso. Alladat fuzz lookz lyke it matchiz teh gras. Behbeh cheetahz lye daown en b kwiet, nobuddy seez dem!
Makes me sad that only 1 or 2 of them will make it to adult hood.
Wow, Ai nebber knoed dat teh odds wer dat low. Wutta shayme.
Gess dose ov us hear in urban Merika jes doan reeahliz teh danjermuses ov teh wyle fur babbehs.
Mamma Cheeter … Ai gots ur can oprnr … Ai gots ur can oprnr rite hear.
Bebehs: Deys gotz da case o da back fuzz…
Only kyoot on behbe cheet-ohz..not so much on hooman boyzes
luvin teh mohoks on teh babies….didn’t know they wuz punks…..
wt…………………(what the)
i hearz can opener…..in cleveland ^OwO^
I’ll gladly pay tomarrow, for a hamburger today.