Comments on: If I givz u mai heart willz u promiz not to brak it?

By: fortehwin

fortehwin — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:42:28 +0000

d’awwwwwwwwwwwwww

By: silversong

silversong — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:56:29 +0000

u is coot leetul kiteh!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:38:42 +0000

gud job, 3cttls!! berry welcoming an cum4ting!

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:01:05 +0000

Welkum SillyKittehIsSilly. Ai is newbie here 2. Yu kin find lotz o halp by clicking on teh link at teh top uf teh paige for lolspeak wiki. It will tell u bout teh CHRG (chikken hed rubber gluv) which sumtimes has drawings on it (WDOI). Itz teh fun. Yu shud wach the box on teh side of teh page to see “Who be talkin” and go tu whar the peeps is playin an join in teh funz so we kin welkum yu properlee. Sry we missed yu when u posted. Teh peeps waz prolly busee onna nother lol pic.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:57:09 +0000

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i love this sooooo cute

By: SillyKittehIsSilly

SillyKittehIsSilly — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:57:24 +0000

Oh Hai! Iz first post in ICHCB. Scoose me, i can haz espalanation? i unnerstan’ all teh splodin’ & splortin’, but can someone tellz me what iz “CHRG”? I’s lookin at it backwurdz n forwordz an i can not figger it out. Plz be gentle, i iz first tiems lolspeaker. is like, thurd langwage.

By: Lauryl

Lauryl — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:16:13 +0000

Hey, that’s Barley, an abandoned kitten found by a photographer. Hence the cute pictures.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/71914645@N00/tags/barley/

By: camile

camile — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:34:08 +0000

ur pic is sooooooooooo kute

By: Katzi

Katzi — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:12:57 +0000

Ai wuld NEBER brake dat lil kitteh’s hart!He’s too CYUTE!!!

By: idans4yoo

idans4yoo — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:24:28 +0000

oh! tanks for da chokklit! *nom nom* it waz veree good. but ai now hav a hankerin 4 a burger. wif cheez, of cours. ai b shur to plai nice. tanks for da showin me ropes, 2. i cant espress how gr8ful ai am 4 da CHRG. ai do nawt want teh hed splort! (da blankee waz also appreiciated)

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:08:12 +0000

Ohai idans4yoo! Welcum!! Yoo is alreddee doing fien. Der be no rules heer, onlee custums. Well, maybee wun ruel: plai nies.
Heer iz a CHRG(wdoi) to prebenting dah splortez an a softee blankee wif bebbeh horsees onnit fur yoo. Heer, hab sum chawklit tew. Njoi!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:02:07 +0000

Oh, hai id4y! Welcum to teh majic cheezland. Dere rn’t enny rulz. Wii b frenlee, 4 deh most part, sumtymez wii tease a liddle. Just joining in adn habbing deh funz. Ifn u needing help oar splaining, just 2 b asking.
.
*Runz 2 deh Ty-bboteek for deh welkumming suppliyz.
Heerz a CHRG (wdoi) fer ya. dis 1 b habbing deh orinj robotz on it.
*aside: Hoo deh hek haz been doin teh drawingz on dese, ennyway?
Adn a roll uv deh duk tayp. U kin check out deh wiki (up der at the top uv deh page) to splaining deh CHRG.
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*Handz id4y a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!

By: idans4yoo

idans4yoo — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:43:38 +0000

o hai. uh, i iz new at ICHC. cna some one sho me da ropes, plz?

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:19:34 +0000

Aww…. How cud himz rezizt????

By: Milla Valkeasuo

Milla Valkeasuo — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:48:28 +0000

So aewsoem cta!

By: 343GuiltySpark

343GuiltySpark — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:25:25 +0000

{{{{jack}}}}

mai had has splorted sew mennee tiems ’s hard too beleev dat dere’s ennee brains leff to braynee vac up!!!

but i dew fank yew for teh halp!
sew mennee splorts goen around dese dais…
must be tat spreeng ayr…

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:04:57 +0000

Tihs goregeeuus lil preshus wun wil alwaise hav a forebber hoem;
becuz her beez so beautimusfull, her can has wuttebber her wunts!!!!!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:01:22 +0000

Iyf Ai fell iyn luuv wif yuuuuuuuu!!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:59:38 +0000

Yuu ar rite awn teh monee, az usuooal, Jack!!!

By: 343GuiltySpark

343GuiltySpark — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:38:03 +0000

oh yay!!
dat sownds teh looovely!!
i alreddy joinded teh groop.
i so excited!!

By: idans4yoo

idans4yoo — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:35:16 +0000

fur u kitteh, any fing!

By: 343GuiltySpark

343GuiltySpark — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:29:18 +0000

wheeew…
fank yew sew mush flieeonphillcalion!!
yor naim is a bit diffcult to get teh hang ov…

mai hed is on teh mend nao, but teh lateist post maid it splode ‘gain.
oh deer.

By: Meg

Meg — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:46:02 +0000

U alredy broked mah hart kitteh cuz I cant has u

By: mysterious

mysterious — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:08:51 +0000

oddly enuff, my soul hurts too.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:32:40 +0000

Sigh.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:29:12 +0000

in ‘87 I wus 21!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:21:34 +0000

Ai red ‘furry overbord’ in it steel mayk da since

By: dd

dd — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:48:17 +0000

fank u jamama. him lil syster Bonnie (small calico frum saem lidder) b greeben zo. brak mi hart win she runs tu doar eber tym it oben spektin hem tu b dere.
Clyde zuch a sweeet boi, maB sumones faut him losted an tuk em in hauz zo cud look fir ohner. maB.

By: rose

rose — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:57:15 +0000

I will luv and hug pretteh kitteh for evver and evver. I will give her cheesburgers and cookees and let her sit on the window sill and watch the berdees. she will be the happiest pretteh kitteh in all of kittehville.

By: Caroline

Caroline — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:03:52 +0000

*considerz sendin dis pic 2 bf* =)

By: Ana Pires

Ana Pires — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:57:40 +0000

Promiss. I keeps it forevers and evers and evers :3

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:16:44 +0000

Ai liekd teh wunz fer reedin an cookin. I are reedin nao, sew I fink tohse ar OK.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:44:01 +0000

{{{{dd}}}} ai has mai paws crossed dat he cums home……… is teh worst worry ebber!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:28:48 +0000

Oh, i b thanking yew 4 enny help yew can givving.
Just jump right in and dew wut seemz right.
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The CCC is fully stocked wif CHRG (wdoi) to holding deh braynez in and duk tape to help holding deh CHRGs on. lotz uv chokklit possumz and drinks uv evveree sort. not too menshun deh floofy blankeez in menney kulerz. Wii also b habbing deh 1950s bavving capz from Gibbocat (he’s berry genrus).
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Wii had a Braynez Recubbery Vakkumm Masheen, but I think I ober repaired it last week. I wudn’t b trusting it if I were u.
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Sum peepz seemed conserned they may hab gotten sum uzzer peepz braynes, but don’t wurry, braynez is braynez.

By: dd

dd — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:10:16 +0000

Hour boi Clyde luked jus lyk dis win he a bebbeh. Gib me a sad on akount Clyde wen aut tu pla in de spring tyme friday mournen an it b caturday nyte an he neber kam home. Him ate years olt an nebber missed a meel b4 mush less staid aut obernite. AI du sines all ober knaborhut bud no knews. Ai b sooo wurried.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:53:52 +0000

Cweenmj, does yu need sum help wif the CCC? I has never werked it befoar, but I is glad to be of assis… assits… help if I can.

I fink we will need lawts of helpers on standbai wif dis kyoot littel bebbeh!

(WANT!)

By: smacky

smacky — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:51:13 +0000

If it /wuz/ de cauz, we wuz all dreemin of de kittehs an’ splortin’ in our sleeps at 4:30 an’ 5:30 in teh mornin’. Akshuly, i sleept rite throo de urfkwake. :}

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:41:50 +0000

Msg to half beast is awn next pikshur – “AHHHHH”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:38:54 +0000

Oh – an Jack Deth!! Wif lotz of suppliez!!1 {{{{{Jack Deth}}}}

*ahem* maybee wee cud entice yoo to joyn teh cheezfrenz too????

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:36:57 +0000

Oh 343GuiltySpark – ai ar so sorreee ai wuznt heer when yoo needed me! But luk – waht gud luk! Teh marvelous Feelionophiliac wuz standing bai. an you ar saife!!!

Butt – to maek yoo eben MOAR saife – pleez com an joyne the cheezfrenz. Just luk below at the messaj ai left fur half beast.

It wud maek mee RELLEEE happee to see you there!!! Ai hav a TERRIBUL feer ov loozing mai veree deer frenz – an if yoo ar there, it cudn’t happen!

an ebreewun there tellz mee it is just wunnerful. an fun. ai’m still werkin awn how it werks, but Salleh haz gibben mee sum gud tips, an Ambercat also sayed she wud walk mee thru it.

an if yoo hav trubble – just ask enewun, ai think!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:27:14 +0000

Well, I don’t makez no promises. I did deh bestest I cud. Wuz dere 1 brayne cell in particular u wuz fond uv?

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:23:55 +0000

Guise. Mai boi Georgie luks lyke dis. Meeh an’ da momma splort ebbery dai.

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:16:20 +0000

Fank u, cweenmj. Ai hopes yew dident mix mai braynz wif Critter’s.

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:57:32 +0000

so ai hope that u
will see
I luv 2 luv u
and that she
will cry
wen she lerns we r tooo

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:56:13 +0000

an ai, would be sad if owr noo luv

wuz in vane

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:38:43 +0000

moar dan hurr
coz ai cuudn stan teh payne

By: ethen

ethen — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:27:51 +0000

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

By: mysterious

mysterious — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:22:21 +0000

thankee cween…… my mysterious branez hurt…… oooooh! the blankee is downy soft and dryer fresh!

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:12:22 +0000

Ohai, 343:

I habz ‘Braynee~Vac’.
Lawtza CHRGz andz
roallz ubz wyde Dukkt Tayp

Awllso habz ‘Noo Andz
Improovd Antee Sploartz Deevyss’.
Kevlarr Brayn Bukkitt

Will nawtz stawp ‘Sploart!’z, butz
willz cutz daown awn messez. Maykz
cleenz-upz eezee~urr

Jack.

By: lauren

lauren — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:06:07 +0000

pinkz me faboright culor. bankee berry warm. tanks fur da chokklit…lyck lyck lyck…