If I givz u mai heart willz u promiz not to brak it?
If I givz u mai heart willz u promiz not to brak it?
eye jus steel ur heart insted.
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Ok, an yu prawmiss nawt to maek mai hed go *SPLORT*?
*SPLORT*
To layt. But Ai still wont braek yur hart, pritteh kitteh
Ambercat, wud yoo liek dans to Achy Breakky Heart? Waz big country muzik hit in USA, but I dunno if it waz hit in Teeny Tiny Ingerland.
Sadly AykeeBraykeeHart did maek it across to TTII! But we’re singing RikAstley “Neber Gonna Giv Yu Up” lower daon teh fred - mai 80’s yooth, let me sho yu it!
In 1987, I waz libbing in Japan, ware RikAstley had to compeet wif Asian superstarz, not sure if it did dat well der. Wear were u in 87? In skool?
in ‘87 I wus 21!
Not a chance!!!! Ebbery1 will b sp….
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Oh, Noez!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSppppppppppllllllllllllllooooooooooooorrrrrrrtttttttt!!!!!!!
Oh noez dere will b braynezez ebberywear and no 1 to helping us!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iss ok ambercat. wii just lay heer adn lukk at deh lubberlee babeh kitty-catkinz wif himz prittee bloo eyezez adn sweet liddle fais adn softee tum-tum….
oh,noe, not a dubble
SSSSSSSSSppppppppppppplllllllloooooooorrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
ai nu at tis but heres teh CCC..
hands out teh chrg (wdoi)..
sweep, sweep,
tuk,tuk,
duk tape 4 ebberyon
and blankies and chokklits for all
thx n2mk, u did betur den me. i treid to kleen and tend to the splorts, but i forgot some things…
*smiles weeklee - still feeling faynt, but slowlee recuperating.
I neber had a double splort b4. And it took 2 helperz 2
taking keer uv it.
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dat is a berry dangerus kittee!!
and he wuz arribing at teh nawt normal time.
he catching ebbery1 unawarez.
Thank yew so muches n2mk & smacky! ♥
at tis point, ai tink ebbery little bit wil help..
That is the biggest sport ever….
Guise. Mai boi Georgie luks lyke dis. Meeh an’ da momma splort ebbery dai.
Hour boi Clyde luked jus lyk dis win he a bebbeh. Gib me a sad on akount Clyde wen aut tu pla in de spring tyme friday mournen an it b caturday nyte an he neber kam home. Him ate years olt an nebber missed a meel b4 mush less staid aut obernite. AI du sines all ober knaborhut bud no knews. Ai b sooo wurried.
{{{{dd}}}} ai has mai paws crossed dat he cums home……… is teh worst worry ebber!!
fank u jamama. him lil syster Bonnie (small calico frum saem lidder) b greeben zo. brak mi hart win she runs tu doar eber tym it oben spektin hem tu b dere.
Clyde zuch a sweeet boi, maB sumones faut him losted an tuk em in hauz zo cud look fir ohner. maB.
too cyoot…WANT!!!
oh noes…
**SPLODE SPLAT SPLORT**
Der, der 343GS, ai don c n e wun else arownd, so lemme halp…
*skraaaap, skraap*
*skoooop, skoop*
ahh!, tehre’s a handee tool kit inna CCC
*poorz braynez bak in2 343GS’s kranial kabity*
*pat, pat*
*tuk, tuk*
*slips CHRG obur tawp of head, wrapz wif duct tape*
DER! Nao lemme wrap u up wif a nyse sof blankee, we gottem in pink n baby blu, n probyde u wif sum hawt choklit n sum choklit possumz (tehy halpz taak yur mynde offn teh oberlee kyoot kitteh)
Wud u liek sumfing halpfulz in yur hawt choklit?
Sush qwik an tendar tweetmint… ai’m en aww. ^.^
wheeew…
fank yew sew mush flieeonphillcalion!!
yor naim is a bit diffcult to get teh hang ov…
mai hed is on teh mend nao, but teh lateist post maid it splode ‘gain.
oh deer.
oh adn congrats ambercat on teh nawt sekund
JCH4K!! whar ar yew!!!
i needz asistuns wif teh CCC!!
i can nt hardlee moov wif mai hed all sploded.
Ohai, 343:
I habz ‘Braynee~Vac’.
Lawtza CHRGz andz
roallz ubz wyde Dukkt Tayp
Awllso habz ‘Noo Andz
Improovd Antee Sploartz Deevyss’.
Kevlarr Brayn Bukkitt
Will nawtz stawp ‘Sploart!’z, butz
willz cutz daown awn messez. Maykz
cleenz-upz eezee~urr
Jack.
{{{{jack}}}}
mai had has splorted sew mennee tiems ’s hard too beleev dat dere’s ennee brains leff to braynee vac up!!!
but i dew fank yew for teh halp!
sew mennee splorts goen around dese dais…
must be tat spreeng ayr…
Oh 343GuiltySpark - ai ar so sorreee ai wuznt heer when yoo needed me! But luk - waht gud luk! Teh marvelous Feelionophiliac wuz standing bai. an you ar saife!!!
Butt - to maek yoo eben MOAR saife - pleez com an joyne the cheezfrenz. Just luk below at the messaj ai left fur half beast.
It wud maek mee RELLEEE happee to see you there!!! Ai hav a TERRIBUL feer ov loozing mai veree deer frenz - an if yoo ar there, it cudn’t happen!
an ebreewun there tellz mee it is just wunnerful. an fun. ai’m still werkin awn how it werks, but Salleh haz gibben mee sum gud tips, an Ambercat also sayed she wud walk mee thru it.
an if yoo hav trubble - just ask enewun, ai think!!!
Oh - an Jack Deth!! Wif lotz of suppliez!!1 {{{{{Jack Deth}}}}
*ahem* maybee wee cud entice yoo to joyn teh cheezfrenz too????
oh yay!!
dat sownds teh looovely!!
i alreddy joinded teh groop.
i so excited!!
Awwwww! Teh kyootness iz too mush!
Yu can absoeluutlee gibb me yur hart kitteh, becuz Ai wil nebber, ebber brak iyt, becuz yu ar suches a sweetee pye;
Dey doan cum muches kyooter den yuu; hears a snorgle adn a kissee fur yu!!!
May I offur bankies an’ hawt chonklits all ’round? an’ helmuts and i forgit wwut els. I will mopz up de meses an’ providz wut mimm…mun..small nawt-seknd aid I noz how todo for de splort viktms…
I neber dun dis b4, so i hop eit helpz…
Oh fank yew, smacky. ♥
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u dun gud. I starting tew feel a liddle bedder. But i’ll just resting sum moar.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Doktur Taineekat!! Stok up teh CCC! GHRGs fer evereewun!!
::spolrt!::
N-klewdin me!
I hab recubbered frum mai splort. I heer to helping noaw.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
*dives down teh fred to deh next splort.
lil’ kitteh axe’s: eef yoo ware a helmut, doze brayenz poor owt ob yoor noez?!
Rick Astley cat is never gonna give you up.
Neber gonna let yu daon
Neber gonna run arown
And deezer yu…..
What iz de sound ob a 1000 heds splortin simul… simultan… at deh saem tiem???????????
Iz dis whut cauzed de erthquake in deh midwest last weak?????????
If it /wuz/ de cauz, we wuz all dreemin of de kittehs an’ splortin’ in our sleeps at 4:30 an’ 5:30 in teh mornin’. Akshuly, i sleept rite throo de urfkwake. :}
SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!
Uh-ohs…. braynz ebberyware.
Dis be cereasly dangerous bebbe kittah. Ai be’z fallin in lub and spoorting all ober the plase awl at wonst! Eben mai 50’s tipe baffing kap didn’t halp bery much!
So menny splortz.
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
Oh man! 2 at wunst!!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hedz noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh spring crocusez for u critter
*4 Lyanthya 1 wif bunnehz.
*Rapping dem wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankeez.
heer b deh chokklit possumz, & a chokklit martooniez.
*jumpz on slidee pole to deh next splort.
Fank u, cweenmj. Ai hopes yew dident mix mai braynz wif Critter’s.
Well, I don’t makez no promises. I did deh bestest I cud. Wuz dere 1 brayne cell in particular u wuz fond uv?
Ai liekd teh wunz fer reedin an cookin. I are reedin nao, sew I fink tohse ar OK.
ZOM*SPLRRRRT*
So menny splortz.
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh spring crocusez
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
thankee cween…… my mysterious branez hurt…… oooooh! the blankee is downy soft and dryer fresh!
oddly enuff, my soul hurts too.
I can only promise not to *die of the Kyoot*
Dis sillee kwestshun.
Kitteh choozes Hewmin. Nawt
utthurr way arowndz!
Kewt Liddill Kitteh
habz t3h Wurlld awnz a streeng. Can
haz plump Cheezburgr!
Liddill Kitteh coodz
beez furree Oburrloard. Andz
prawbibblee willz beez
Jack.
furree oburrloard…WIN!
Ai red ‘furry overbord’ in it steel mayk da since
Yuu ar rite awn teh monee, az usuooal, Jack!!!
*SPLORT*
Such gorjus eyez, tu.
IZ PRESHUSS! *snugglez*
Not unuzzer 1!!!!! Wii gotz to do sumfing about dis kittee.
I never seen sew menny splortz!!!
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*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Moar sweepee, scoopee,
*Tuk, tuk.
*rummage in deh CCC.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Bloo wif fisheez
*fastenz chin strap.
Tuk u up in deh floofee bloo blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum fer ya, & a chokklit martoonie.
Rest up. U’ll b bedder soon.
I cud nevah, nevah