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cute bebeeh
I haz a butt, purrhapz yu wud laik to pat it? Lissin to its myuzik?
at mai hous, this partickular posishun be called “Raise da flag”
Knot seelint … berry dedlee.
Okay- I patz it- no myuzik doh- kthnx!
Dese mageecall beenz … dey helps meh mayk teh moosics.
We hab John Felipe Soosa myuzik for de selibrayshuns?
da da DA
da da da da da DA
da da da da da da da da da da da CCHHIISSHH! (simbal crash)
*Wavez kunductor baton
Hey, Zauberflaute, pay tenshun!!
Adn, u wif deh tuba, watch witch way u pointing dat ting!!
Ebberybuddy!!! Straten up!! Dis iz seriuz biznesses!!!
*under bref 2 sef: boi, dis iz like herding catz.
*at last ebberyone is sorted out.
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Band starts marching. Big drums pounding out deh beat.
Color gard in front waving deh flags.
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♪♫ The grate Stars & Stripes Forever:
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Hurrah for the flag of the free.
May it wave as our standard forever
The gem of the land and the sea,
The banner of the right.
Let despots remember the day
When our fathers with mighty endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray,
That by their might and by their right
It waves forever. ♪♫ Big flourish at end.
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Band passes arownd corner.
r yu krazie? soousa is meeen to teh frenchd horns. awl his musick is dedlee foar teh fronsch horns to pley!
Oh my yessh. Soousa beats up teh French Horns by maekng us paly teh dedly after-beats… arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
ehh mai frnch horn moosic betr dan ur toots
(p.s. french horn OWNS)
orinj wuns less brassy
but more poysin!
Yay Sam an SueBoo foar yuur nawt-sekund tie. After the big elevenses feast foar Tidmun, yu has any more ruum for nommies? Mabye sum ginger cookies to ade teh dijestshun?
Mabye not. Ade to dijestshun meens less mewsic.
Alwayz more ruum at ICHC! Dey also haz moar RUM too! So after our rum, shall we all pull on our white marchin band boots (I onlee haz GoGo boots but they be jus fine) and we gets our batons and liddle flippy skirts and join in Washeentun Post March!!
Well if we haz a moar chin band, tehn we has to hav a PARADE! A Caturday Sillibrashun Everywhere parade. Wiv at lees 26 floats:
Animuls of Africa
Big Bands
Cat Show, traveling
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Doggiez (in cagez)
Efulumpz
Firemenz (keeping ur pawz offa dem LCB)
Gyraffez
H…
horses (wif the dumpling bags unner der tails so no wun in moar chin band steps in sumfin wif der white gogo boots)
infants (an der egrets)
jugglers
k…
drum majerz
euphoniumz (bebe marcn tuba)
fancifloofy marchn hatz (gascat wud killz meiz ifnz I sed flutz….)
gyrations ub da flag drillz peepz
H….
momcat (yeah! I finallimali didz sumfin uder den x,y, z!)
Ohai Momcat, did yu see teh partay we had for Gascat’s burfdai awn teh “Frank!” pikchur?
yez-
himz wuz reli, reli, happi…. himz nawt kwit nao whutz ta sei, butz u gibz him gret beeeg smil afore himz wen nite- nite…..
fank you, wuz a hard burfdai- dads in Orygun, disorganmized mom didn getz presen in tyme….. n furgot himz burdai card……
himz sweet boi, himz seez awl ok n no mindz gettn presen nex week (I ordereded it awn himz burfdai- duz dat count?)
u gaiz awl sos gud two uz….
momcat
{{{{an yew R graet Momma, dew nawt dowt thiz!!!}}}}
ho -kai, iz slo iz go awn
hi stepn danc team
joiful marchn bandz studements
kut tym music
lutez (marchn lutz?!- dat’ll gib da gascat fitz!)
momcat
Llamas
Munkees
Nuuts
Oh rang u tangs
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(flyin’
Penguinni’s on da trapeas
Quite lubberly lionesses
Rynosteriches ( hybreds?)
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okay, pause here: how’d the smiley show up? What’s I do?
Whut wuz after “flyin” in teh pair in teh sis? Ai tink taht iz teh winkie smiley you get if you have a ; and a ) rite next to ee chudder.
Less try it
Yup, tahts it.
Tanx! Eyez firmlee b leeb dat sumdau Eye wil cauze teh hole inner-tube 2 collapse. ‘puter iz user frenlee, butz maeks mii ‘puter hostile… sew bery sad.
Pore Smammie—ai finks wen teh pyooterz figgerz owt hao too repor—rpeo—maek noo wuns wifout hoomin halp, wee bee dunfoar! Butt bee payshunt wif yoorseff an taek it sloe, an yoo will doo okay. I’m pyooter-stoopy mahself, an doan doo tew baddly!
parrots
quick steppin h skool band
rockin an rollin Ferris Bueller flote wif kyoot jerman gurl
Pandimonium everywhere
Qickly tilting tubas
Running the flotes
Save our Saxaphone!
T. . .
tap dancers
unikorms
ventrillokwists
sawrry to hog butt I caanot resist:
“When Jonny Comes Marching Home Again” played by big militaree band
cuz Soljer Son name Jonny comes home nex week!!!!!
X-tra happinees of SBC
Yippees and cheers!!!
Yay!!! Yay!!! Wha Hooo!!! 4 U!
Zoots!! zat’s gud nuus!
{{{{Sue & Jonny-safe@heom!!}}}}
Wheee… * frows cornfeti in teh air*
Wut a wunnerful dai it wil bee!!!
*Hoorah*
you betcha! (dis be only R&R…he goez back to finish but he will be done Jan’09)
I am so happy for you!!!!! I remember how I felt when my Marine son, Chris, came home from Desert Storm. Jonny, Thank you for your service to keep us all free. God Bless you both.
Harpists (onna flote, not marchin of corse)
Iiny teeny clown car wif bigger clowns running in sirkles around it
Jack, passing out haikus
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hee hee “jack passing out haikus”
He has a hoal bag ov tehm ritten owt on liddel origami papers and scatter tehm to teh crowd
Oar mabye teh origami papers is folded into cranes, and teh haiku ritten on tehr wingz. Yoz, tahts bedder!
Jack, might wii commishun parayd hi-coo on r-gammy wingz?
Ohai, SueBooCat:
Foaldedz paypur wiff
sebbenteenz sillibillz awn
oarigawmee weengz
Sayll n2z t3h crowdz.
Beeg footedz clownnz danzz awayz
wiff grayt ellegenss
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
halpz shynee French Hoarn 2 maykz
bewtifullz mewzikkz
Jack.
!!!!! FTW !!!!! Yaaayyy, Jack!
Contentyd sye…
Wur fantabulmoose az awlwaiz, Haikoo Jack!
Jack da best aint he
to play hi-coo game wif us
an mayk us laffs hard
milk comes out ar nose
and kitteh wonders why wii
wasted such good milk
There’z no wun in teh whrilled can compear to ar Jack!!!!
oops, I mean K kums nex after Jack, mai mispellingz, let me show yu it
let me show u mai Sousa
akshully “POSTERIOR Sousa” be propper medicalogical term
If yu new Sousa lyke I new Sousa…. ♩
Ooops.. ♫ ♫
Ratz!!!
Yuck! S-cat-ologgical humour
he,he….@@@@@burgers!
Better…and moar smellie!
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