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Happiness is. . . Human slaves

dont git da zombie slaves. dey nawt sew gud.

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cweenmj

Wii await ur command, O grate kitteh!!!!

dogbotherer

congrats on being prior to secund.
we danzin or drinkin?

cweenmj

How about bof? Ice creme flotez 4 ebbery1!!
Dunno wut dans goes wif it, tho.
U pik sumfing gud.

cweenmj

My faborite flote:
chokklit ice cremez (lots), jugger uv kahlua, fill glass wif perrier, top wif whipped creme, chokklit syrip, adn a chairree.
I’ll 2 b making a gazillyun uv dem 4 awl deh cheezpeepz.
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cweenmj

Ooops!!!! :-D shudda ben jigger uv kahlua, but since I made sew menny, I b guessing a jugger will just about b enuff.

idansdansdans

We cud dans to Stagger Lee? :smile:

cweenmj

wii b staggerin’ if wii haz enuff uv deh flotez datz fer shure. ;-)
I gibbing u a nice tall 1. Kool & refreshing on a warm Caturday afternoon.

 
 
 
 
housdetektiv

Sownz much bettur dan de beer flote maid wif de rokeerode eiscreme. nebbur did dat agen! Colij kidz ar so stoopee. Happy caturday ebbree wun. :-)

housdetektiv

Ooops. sumhaow Ai akwired nu nami yestdy. Wil hab tu fikz. :blush:

altosinger

Sew, housdetektiv—hoo wuz yoo be4 yoo wuz HD?

 
 
 
343GuiltySpark

nom nom nom.

mmm delishus, cweenmj!
i can haz anuzzer?

343GuiltySpark

oops.
stoopy compyooter put dis in rong spot.
spossed to be reply to cweenmj…

 
343GuiltySpark

oh. an nao is bak to whar is sposed to be!!
arrrggg….

altosinger

Stoopy werdpress—-az uzhual!

 
 
cweenmj

sertenlee, az u can see, I mading plentee. Hope I didn’t pour teh hole jugger in yerz. ;-)

 
 
idansdansdans

Mmmmm.. What a wunnerful flote. Bery inventful, adn delish!!

343GuiltySpark

::hic::

why yes i did put all of the jugger in my drink…

::hic:::

i’m so drunk i think i’m starting to talk funny….

343GuiltySpark

(oops dang it. sposed to be in reply to cweenmj.
this tiem it wuz mai falt.)

 
 
 
 
 
maggie drake

dah gween abble trot!!!

 
 
abbycat

dogbotherer, I like taht. “Prire to sekund.” Taht has CLASS.

dogbotherer

tis nawt myne.
wuz sed menny tymes ago.
and i am furgettin by who. i iz brayn ded todai.

sumone who haz bin hear a whyle plz remynd mi.

 
 
 
altosinger

Happi nawt seccund, oh cween! Wut shall bee yoor drink an dans?

cweenmj

Heer ya go altosinger!
Hab a chokklit/kaluha flote.

altosinger

Ooo, nummy! Fankoo berry mushly!

 
 
 
 
abbycat

Kyuuti duzint rilly luk so happi — luks lyke him sayin PLEH

cweenmj

Mebbe himz sleepee after noming deh icecreme. :-)

 
Feelionophiliac

Tehn agin, maabee himz jus a liddul irritaateded taht teh ice kreem getz awl ober himz fur, n he haz 2 stop teh nomnomnom awf teh spoon n start 2 lick, snarf n slurp it awf himz fas, oar els himz fas getz awl teh stickei.

 
 
patticlan

mabez himz froat frozed

KittehlessJon

Himz can haz isecreem brayne-freez?

 
KittehlessJon

Doh! Jack Deth awreddy sed ‘brayne-freez’. Sowwy, Jack! Fanks fr de pome - iz grate, ackshully!

 
 
 
cweenmj

SPLORT ALERT!!!!
Awl Cheezpeepz 2 b putting onz deh CHRG!!!!!

Jessarakitty

Tulate…Ai iz splorted awl ober, liek teh icekreem on kitteh’s fays.

cweenmj

Oh, deer.
*rowndz up CCC.
*werking kwicklee in case uf moar splortingz.
Heer, i scooping up deh baynez, tuk dem in, pull on a CHRG (wdoi), tape it on, tukking u up in a bright green blankee, gibbing u chocklit possum, adn a nice chokklit/kahlua flote.
Ta!!

Jessarakitty

Oooohhh….fankyou, cweenmj! Iz so worth goin splort to hab tihs coddlingz. Ai will keep mai CHRG handy frum naow onz, eskept wen Ai needz chocklit possumzez.

 
 
 
 
abbycat

Cngrats on nawt-sekund, cweenmj. Iz overlord kitteh havin yogurt? You want some? I espeshully likes plain whol milk yogurt wiv imported lemon curd mixd in. Good if you sellibrated tu much on earlyer Caturday parties.

cweenmj

Cud I interest u in chokklit/kaluha flote? I givving u xtra chairree. :-)

 
woodchuck

Grate idea!
I has sum xtra lemon curd.
Nao I noes wut to du wif it!

 
 
teenie

hee hee…kitteh nommin teh iyskreem off teh wiskerz…wil go bak 2 nommin off teh spoon in a minnit!

cweenmj

♥ I luv yer flamingo abatar, teenie. ♥

teenie

Y fankyu cweenmj! Iz wun uv mai speshul flamingoez dats in mai bakyard. teh pikshur iz uv teh flamingo in mai momz bakyard, bfor Ai havd mai own bakyard. Ai lykes teh flamingoez, dey is sillee but pritty en alwyz mayk me grin.

 
 
 
nvr2manykittehs

one uv mai kittehs luvs teh sherbert….lime flavr..doan care fur ice creem

altosinger

Ebbry kitteh iz teh diffrint—”yoo-nikeww”, az wun teecher putted it! An dey bee teh delitefull, phunny, lubby fings, tew. Ai’m sew glad ai’m nawt teh alurjik!

 
 
Jack Deth

Banilla Iess Creem
bettah tahn Cheezburgr awn
wawrm bryte Ayprill day!

Liddill Kitteh habz
t3h floof andz Caturday smyle.
It’z gud 2 beez Kween!

Liddill Kitteh mytez
getz ‘Brayn Freez’ Iess Creem besstest
wen sayvurrd sllllllllllllowlee! :-)

Jack.

CheshireKittehKat

Jack, whatta poet yu ar;

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FUR JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
cweenmj

Hi shadow!!
I make u a speshull flote, haz extree chokklit ice cremez, fizzee perriey waterz to tikkul yur nose, sum chokklit syrip, lotz uv duh whipped creme and 3 chaireez on top!! :-)

shadow

Cooooooooooooool say cheez-burger.

 
 
 
 
DejaMew

oooOOOOoooohh…splortz!! Whut jus happind tu me? I’z so dizzee adn mai eyez can’t focuz. oooOOOOooooh.

cweenmj

Hang on Deja Mew!!!! I will go get teh CCC adn b rite dere!!!

cweenmj

*Huffing adn puffing az she pullz up wif teh CCC.
*rummage, rummage, rummage.
*soundz uv thingz being pushinged heer adn tossinged dere.
*pullz owt deh bruum & dust pan.
*wipez off dust pan.
Wut they ben using dis 4? It got awl kindz uv krud on it. ok, itz kleen now. wudn’t want to be getting ur braynez awl nastee.
*sweep,sweep, sweep. Tukz deh braynezez bak into deh hed wear dey blong.
*moar rummaging. pullz owt CHRG (wdoi) & duk taype.
Dis 1 b habbing deh frolicking lamz on it.
*Pullz it on snugglee. tug, tug, tug. getz teh taype. BRRRIIIIIPPPP!!!
*Tapee, tapee.
Ok, dats better. heerz a chokklit possum 4 ya. And a chokklit/kahlua flote. And lets tuk u up in a pritty soft bloo blankee wif deh lambses on it.
Noaw u resting a while. ♥

DejaMew

oh tank yew, cweenmj! I bee ebber so graytful..speshully after da big sad I bee havin. Mai step-faddur haz goned awai to hebben adn we be bery bery sad here. Ai be feelun bery much bedderz naow afder yur tinder lubbin kare. tank yew so so much!

nvr2manykittehs

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DejaMew

tank you…dis be a bery hard timez for my fambly…we lost my brudder in Dec, adn my momcat losstid herz bery best friend 3 wks ago. We hab much sad, but i be sharin the luv from the cheezfrnds adn de SOMC peepz wif all my fambly. Tank yew awl fur bein so kind adn caringz. It reely duz meen a lot tew me.

Cassidy

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Awwww {{{{DejaMew}}}} Ai ar so sorree. Awlmost more tahn yoo can bare.
Glad yoo can bee heer. Ai hoep it reelee halps. Iz gud to bee among frenz.

 
 
 
cweenmj

{{{{dejaMew}}}}
Aaawww. it’s ok 2 have deh big sad. It b meening u wuz lubbing him, adn hum wuz lubbing u. U b noeing dat awl deh cheezpeepz havving deh sympafeez 4 u. Cumming to ICHC 2 b habbing a laff iz a gud thing 2 b doing. Laffing helpz heal deh borked hart.
Schmooo. ♥ {{{{dejaMew}}}}

DejaMew

yesh…lookin at kyoot kittiez and chattin wif de cheezfrnds be bery thera…tera…goodd. {{{{{chzfrndz}}}}}

 
altosinger

Ai cuddn’t sai itt enny beteerer—yoo fokeses haz shure halped mee lawtz lately! Mai hart goze owt too yoo—lubbs, prayerz, an menny hugz. CC bless yoo an bee wiff yoo in a bigg wai! {{{{{{{{{{DejaMew}}}}}}}}}}