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Happiness is. . . Human slaves
dont git da zombie slaves. dey nawt sew gud.
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Wii await ur command, O grate kitteh!!!!
congrats on being prior to secund.
we danzin or drinkin?
How about bof? Ice creme flotez 4 ebbery1!!
Dunno wut dans goes wif it, tho.
U pik sumfing gud.
My faborite flote:
chokklit ice cremez (lots), jugger uv kahlua, fill glass wif perrier, top wif whipped creme, chokklit syrip, adn a chairree.
I’ll 2 b making a gazillyun uv dem 4 awl deh cheezpeepz.
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Ooops!!!!
shudda ben jigger uv kahlua, but since I made sew menny, I b guessing a jugger will just about b enuff.
We cud dans to Stagger Lee?
wii b staggerin’ if wii haz enuff uv deh flotez datz fer shure.
I gibbing u a nice tall 1. Kool & refreshing on a warm Caturday afternoon.
Oar Jimmy Stagger?
Sownz much bettur dan de beer flote maid wif de rokeerode eiscreme. nebbur did dat agen! Colij kidz ar so stoopee. Happy caturday ebbree wun.:-)
Ooops. sumhaow Ai akwired nu nami yestdy. Wil hab tu fikz. :blush:
Sew, housdetektiv—hoo wuz yoo be4 yoo wuz HD?
nom nom nom.
mmm delishus, cweenmj!
i can haz anuzzer?
oops.
stoopy compyooter put dis in rong spot.
spossed to be reply to cweenmj…
oh. an nao is bak to whar is sposed to be!!
arrrggg….
Stoopy werdpress—-az uzhual!
sertenlee, az u can see, I mading plentee. Hope I didn’t pour teh hole jugger in yerz.
Mmmmm.. What a wunnerful flote. Bery inventful, adn delish!!
::hic::
why yes i did put all of the jugger in my drink…
::hic:::
i’m so drunk i think i’m starting to talk funny….
(oops dang it. sposed to be in reply to cweenmj.
this tiem it wuz mai falt.)
2 much kalua 4 u fer shur!!!!
dah gween abble trot!!!
dogbotherer, I like taht. “Prire to sekund.” Taht has CLASS.
tis nawt myne.
wuz sed menny tymes ago.
and i am furgettin by who. i iz brayn ded todai.
sumone who haz bin hear a whyle plz remynd mi.
Happi nawt seccund, oh cween! Wut shall bee yoor drink an dans?
Heer ya go altosinger!
Hab a chokklit/kaluha flote.
Ooo, nummy! Fankoo berry mushly!
Kyuuti duzint rilly luk so happi — luks lyke him sayin PLEH
Mebbe himz sleepee after noming deh icecreme.
Tehn agin, maabee himz jus a liddul irritaateded taht teh ice kreem getz awl ober himz fur, n he haz 2 stop teh nomnomnom awf teh spoon n start 2 lick, snarf n slurp it awf himz fas, oar els himz fas getz awl teh stickei.
*laffin at Feeli*
Dis kitteh’s face cracks mee up!
mabez himz froat frozed
Himz can haz isecreem brayne-freez?
Doh! Jack Deth awreddy sed ‘brayne-freez’. Sowwy, Jack! Fanks fr de pome – iz grate, ackshully!
SPLORT ALERT!!!!
Awl Cheezpeepz 2 b putting onz deh CHRG!!!!!
Tulate…Ai iz splorted awl ober, liek teh icekreem on kitteh’s fays.
Oh, deer.
*rowndz up CCC.
*werking kwicklee in case uf moar splortingz.
Heer, i scooping up deh baynez, tuk dem in, pull on a CHRG (wdoi), tape it on, tukking u up in a bright green blankee, gibbing u chocklit possum, adn a nice chokklit/kahlua flote.
Ta!!
Oooohhh….fankyou, cweenmj! Iz so worth goin splort to hab tihs coddlingz. Ai will keep mai CHRG handy frum naow onz, eskept wen Ai needz chocklit possumzez.
Cngrats on nawt-sekund, cweenmj. Iz overlord kitteh havin yogurt? You want some? I espeshully likes plain whol milk yogurt wiv imported lemon curd mixd in. Good if you sellibrated tu much on earlyer Caturday parties.
Cud I interest u in chokklit/kaluha flote? I givving u xtra chairree.
Grate idea!
I has sum xtra lemon curd.
Nao I noes wut to du wif it!
hee hee…kitteh nommin teh iyskreem off teh wiskerz…wil go bak 2 nommin off teh spoon in a minnit!
♥ I luv yer flamingo abatar, teenie. ♥
Y fankyu cweenmj! Iz wun uv mai speshul flamingoez dats in mai bakyard. teh pikshur iz uv teh flamingo in mai momz bakyard, bfor Ai havd mai own bakyard. Ai lykes teh flamingoez, dey is sillee but pritty en alwyz mayk me grin.
one uv mai kittehs luvs teh sherbert….lime flavr..doan care fur ice creem
Ebbry kitteh iz teh diffrint—”yoo-nikeww”, az wun teecher putted it! An dey bee teh delitefull, phunny, lubby fings, tew. Ai’m sew glad ai’m nawt teh alurjik!
Banilla Iess Creem
bettah tahn Cheezburgr awn
wawrm bryte Ayprill day!
Liddill Kitteh habz
t3h floof andz Caturday smyle.
It’z gud 2 beez Kween!
Liddill Kitteh mytez
getz ‘Brayn Freez’ Iess Creem besstest
wen sayvurrd sllllllllllllowlee!
Jack.
Jack, whatta poet yu ar;
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FUR JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good afternoon.
Hi shadow!!
I make u a speshull flote, haz extree chokklit ice cremez, fizzee perriey waterz to tikkul yur nose, sum chokklit syrip, lotz uv duh whipped creme and 3 chaireez on top!!
Cooooooooooooool say cheez-burger.
Is u b havving a gud Caturday?
oooOOOOoooohh…splortz!! Whut jus happind tu me? I’z so dizzee adn mai eyez can’t focuz. oooOOOOooooh.
Hang on Deja Mew!!!! I will go get teh CCC adn b rite dere!!!
*Huffing adn puffing az she pullz up wif teh CCC.
*rummage, rummage, rummage.
*soundz uv thingz being pushinged heer adn tossinged dere.
*pullz owt deh bruum & dust pan.
*wipez off dust pan.
Wut they ben using dis 4? It got awl kindz uv krud on it. ok, itz kleen now. wudn’t want to be getting ur braynez awl nastee.
*sweep,sweep, sweep. Tukz deh braynezez bak into deh hed wear dey blong.
*moar rummaging. pullz owt CHRG (wdoi) & duk taype.
Dis 1 b habbing deh frolicking lamz on it.
*Pullz it on snugglee. tug, tug, tug. getz teh taype. BRRRIIIIIPPPP!!!
*Tapee, tapee.
Ok, dats better. heerz a chokklit possum 4 ya. And a chokklit/kahlua flote. And lets tuk u up in a pritty soft bloo blankee wif deh lambses on it.
Noaw u resting a while. ♥
oh tank yew, cweenmj! I bee ebber so graytful..speshully after da big sad I bee havin. Mai step-faddur haz goned awai to hebben adn we be bery bery sad here. Ai be feelun bery much bedderz naow afder yur tinder lubbin kare. tank yew so so much!
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tank you…dis be a bery hard timez for my fambly…we lost my brudder in Dec, adn my momcat losstid herz bery best friend 3 wks ago. We hab much sad, but i be sharin the luv from the cheezfrnds adn de SOMC peepz wif all my fambly. Tank yew awl fur bein so kind adn caringz. It reely duz meen a lot tew me.
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Awwww {{{{DejaMew}}}} Ai ar so sorree. Awlmost more tahn yoo can bare.
Glad yoo can bee heer. Ai hoep it reelee halps. Iz gud to bee among frenz.
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Aaawww. it’s ok 2 have deh big sad. It b meening u wuz lubbing him, adn hum wuz lubbing u. U b noeing dat awl deh cheezpeepz havving deh sympafeez 4 u. Cumming to ICHC 2 b habbing a laff iz a gud thing 2 b doing. Laffing helpz heal deh borked hart.
Schmooo. ♥ {{{{dejaMew}}}}
yesh…lookin at kyoot kittiez and chattin wif de cheezfrnds be bery thera…tera…goodd. {{{{{chzfrndz}}}}}
Ai cuddn’t sai itt enny beteerer—yoo fokeses haz shure halped mee lawtz lately! Mai hart goze owt too yoo—lubbs, prayerz, an menny hugz. CC bless yoo an bee wiff yoo in a bigg wai! {{{{{{{{{{DejaMew}}}}}}}}}}
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oh…i fogotted to menshun dat de matchingk frolikzing lammiez on de CHRG (wdoi) and de softee blu blankie be so bery soothing. Tank yew againz.
Owr thots bees wif yu adn yur famblee, DejaMew;
Pleez taike cair ov yurseylfe adn yur luuved wuns.
Fank you awl! cheezfrends are da bestet {{{chzfrnds}}}
ohh, btw, Dr Tinycat stoppd bye an naow we arr awl a lidl bit beddur. Dr Tinycat werks wunders.
I so sowy to heer bout ur sads. Seems liek u nawt hab tiem to heal frum one sad before u gets anudder.
I b keeping good fots fur u an ur fambly.
Mah kittehs send hedbonks and purrs.
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I’m put in mind of Bill Bailey – Hoomin slayfes, uv a LOLcat nayshun.
Ohai Tony, R yu stayin to plai?
Ai alwaez in teh mud 2 plae wiv u, Ambuhkitteh – wot shal we plae? Poo-stiks?
*snerk*
hao bowt tiddliwinx?
Tiddliwinx iz gud, but ai shud worn yew taht iz prittee gud at tiddling, knotsomush teh winking.
Hoa doo yew feel bout kerplunk?
Ai fink Mowstrap wud be most approwpreeyut.
*snerks at tiddling*
Ai can do plonk, in a bun dance! Plunk, not so much!
How bowt Scrabble? Ai has xzwvjx awn a trippul werd score – elebenty billyun points! Ai win!!!
Importunt notice – SJ is terrifyingly competitive and MUST WIN teh games. Is bery important to remember tihs. SJ is NAWT a good loser an eberybuddy will suffer.
Ai wuns beeted mai sis at teh scramble wen Ai put “phallus” awn teh tribble werdscor – an got teh ekstra 50 poyts for yusing awl mai ledders – Mai lyf wus nawt werf livin til Ai had lost teh nekst elebenty billyun gaems to he!
Pleez tell me u were nawt 9 yeers old at teh time.
moer lyk 29! Tuk me til tehn to get teh rite letters at teh rite tym but, oh it wus werf it!
It can be very difficult to get one of those at teh rite time.
But awlso depressingly eezy to get wun at teh rong time.
lyk teh wittee retorts
No lolspeak kapshuns?? dum hoomans.. dey dont undirstehnd kitteh tawk.
he look like just waked up
o i gess i just waked up
Kitteh luuks liek her shud hav a bibb awn adn bees sittyng inna hi-chayre.
Iyt almoast seems taht her shud hav lil pynk ribbins awn her hed iyn her kyoot bebbeh furs.
Insted ov hers sayin: “MRAAAAAOOOOO”, yuu wud fink her wud sez:
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
Dat kitteh look lyk her goona splode frum eetin too muches iscreems.
“No fanks. I culdn eet nuvver byte.”
But it wafur theeen?
Yes, it are wafer fin.
Kitteh tryin to eet an naps at same time
Teh warm meelk mayk kitteh vrey sleeeeepeh. Mayk meh sleeepeh 2.
Dis b purrfect Caturday. Eet + naps, all in won.
This cat looks oddly human.
Oar,
r hyuuminz bekuming oddly cat-like?
iz evolushun?
DAT’S IT!!
WIE CAYME FRUM TEH KITTEHS!!! KNOT FRUM TEH MUNKEEYS!!!
No, no – teh kittehs came from us. Tehy is teh sooperiyur life form. Becaws tehy dus nawt has teh opposuble fumbs eberybuddy finks tehy is nawt so evolved, but is nawt troo. Tehy duz nawt has teh opposubule fumbs becaws tehy has trained teh hyoomins to open teh tins for dem. No need for opposublul fumbs.
SJ!
I hassunt seen u furrebbur?! Has I a stoopee or has u juss been gone long
time?
Or…sob…are u a diffrunt SJ an I now has made an @$$ of myself?
S’ok Kafleen – its “owr” SJ awlrite! She got stolen by aleyuns/shiprekd wit teh chippendaels/lost teh yus ob her pooter skills/ an old fren caem into toun/ran owt ob petrol/got stuk daon teh bak ob teh sofah. BUT she’s bak wit us nao and we’s havin Ohai tee awn teh nekst pikchur
No ai is teh orrijjinul SJ! Ai wus away for awhile and has been werking bery hard and bery lawng hours (awl say BOOOOO to SJ’s werk plz) and den teh werk chanjed teh IT rools and ICHC is banned for innappropreeyut cormtint (awl say BOOOOO HISSSSSS to SJ’s werk plz) so ai can only play at teh weekends now butt teh weekendz has been bery bizzy too! NEwai ai is heer now and is good to see u too Kafleen!
Well duh, I ish nuthin liek a munkey, I ISH MOR LIEK A KITTEH!
lol…. a blak colord jabba de hutt
teddy kennedy? dat u?!