Comments on: Kitteh meets

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:14:02 +0000

lovely poem, such pretti images!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:10:26 +0000

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:06:23 +0000

Mah Hazel luvs teh Science diet-unforchewnitlee it lubs her expandin waistline tew mush.
Diet fud-Hazel can has it!!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:04:16 +0000

*Bravo Bravo*
*clapping floffy paws fyuriusslee!!!!*
Teh beyootiful poem cweenmj.
I haz a Happitayl

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:25:47 +0000

Maybee wut’s in teh bowl isnt fud…looks liek anodder kitteh or sum kine aminal.

By: super girl

super girl — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:35:44 +0000

YAAA!
LOL
not much else 2 sai.

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:20:46 +0000

Iffen Esme’s bottom bees chafed, maybees she’s scooting onna carpet?
Anyhoos, warm green healing thought fur iz going out dru de ether fur her. Hope herz alrite an tite soonest. God bless.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:24:58 +0000

Mai kibble-food-bag eating kitteh wuz named Sandy. She wuz teh cween of going in & out. She speshullee liked 2 beeing let in teh back door so she cud walk trew teh kichun adn libbing ruum adn b habbing mii 2 letting her owt deh frunt door. Hence teh following poem:
.
Sandy
.
The cat goes in and out
Singing her Springtime song
Of rolling in the new grass
And following a beetle
Walking through our garden.
.
The cat goes in and out
Singing her Summer song
Of sleeping in the peaceful shade
And leaping at the butterflies
Who’ve come to see our garden.
.
The cat goes in and out
Singing her Autumn song
Of disassembling leaf piles
And stalking all the field mice
Living in our corn.
.
The cat goes in and out
Singing her Winter song
Of racing through the snow
And sleeping in a patch of sun
Shining in our window.
.
The cat goes in and out.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:51:25 +0000

Saiunss Die-it iz a sin awl rait!!!

By: emyp

emyp — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:49:08 +0000

why duhz kitteh dive into bag even tho thers a bowl o food rite nekst 2 it?

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:28:52 +0000

Who wantz to push teh kitteh teh rest of teh wae into teh fud? Dat wud be lolz!!1!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:10:43 +0000

Yup.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:22:10 +0000

Is a lidder bocks, I gots a tuppy noze so id sounz funny.

By: cat_butt_squirrel_butt

cat_butt_squirrel_butt — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:14:55 +0000

Hey COL!!

How u bean?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:47:50 +0000

Dat wud be unplezzunt, ai finks.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:27:13 +0000

Yeth, she sed: It makes me teh so very angry that I can’t keep them in order! But I is proud to say that I takes my mind off it by having teh secks. I want moar!

Den she sed dat Esme needz hur cwnd! laempshaed kollur on foar 3 moar daez. Da ordur ov mai replaiz, howevar, maekd it sownd muchly rong.

kthxbai.

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:24:08 +0000

Ai cud undurstud dat altho sumtimez da elfie ritez wif da high elvish aksent wich iz hardur tu unnurstan. iz lcb gib tmi awn purrsnal lief?

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:17:45 +0000

Is bag of goggie-fud — I finks kitteh is jeering at goggee whu has fallen in.
Kitteh: “Yuu-re innn trub-bul! Iiim get-ting maawwm-mee! Nyaah nyah-nyah NYAH nyah!”
Goggie: *whimpur* “But yu sed ther wus bakun in here…”

By: GenEX the Hareoic

GenEX the Hareoic — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:14:00 +0000

…This is a reference to gluttony, right?

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:59:07 +0000

KB stop short of fesh teh leesh foar walkeez. Problee bakuz I hangs it up whaer I can has find it. Iffn’ I git down teh leesh an’ showz it to him, tho, him coms runnin’ and myowin’ foar walkies and mumma-time.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:56:49 +0000

um
Ok to be clear: I was LOL-ing at LCB’s first comment, and then showing sad for her next comment.

The two are not related, nor should they be construed as such by my reply.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:55:52 +0000

ROTFL “teh secks” LOLZ

{{{LCB}}} poor Esme. {{{Esme}}}

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:49:28 +0000

o, yeth, mai kismet… she luffz her bred. Not stayle. Muz be fresh in bag. Den she eetz bag. An’ noms bred.

She particularly likes the low-carb whole-wheat Mission tortillas. The regular flour ones go untouched, but a $5 bag of whole-wheat ones will have kittynoms all over it.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:49:12 +0000

wut she sed!
{{{{{{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: hamd20's cat

hamd20's cat — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:48:07 +0000

COOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:47:38 +0000

*Nearly snarfs a handful of reese’s pieces*

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:46:44 +0000

glottuneh kitteh zkipz a step

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:45:54 +0000

Poor lil Esme….teh kollar iz teh pleh fur shur…onlee free mor daiz, bebbeh…an yu will be all bettur,kai?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:45:19 +0000

Rlly funnee haow kitteh iys ignoreing byg bowl ov fuud adn clymbeing iyntu fuud bagg iynsted.

(Gess taht awld adage bowt ‘grass bein greaner awn teh udder syde ov teh fense’ ahplies sumwher hear).

Onna cloaser luuk ayt teh bagg, der seams tu be a goggie onnit; teh kibbel luuks tu byg tu bees kitteh fuud az wel; luuks liek Scieynce Diet weez feeds teh lellow Lolbradoar….

Sew kitteh iys eeting goggie-fuud!!!!!!;

Hoep her duznawt wynd up barkin & fetchin teh leesh tu goes fur a walkee-walkee!!!!

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:39:08 +0000

wun dai yul unerstan, kit.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:36:46 +0000

Yes, we got back a little while ago. Good news is that her incision is healing well. Bad news is that her bum is very chafed.

They look at me wif skwinty eyes and say “R u *SHURE* you hassn’t tooked off her collar?”

I say “I sware on a stack of lolpics I hassn’t.”

“Well, it looks like someone has been licking there but she no can reech teh area wif teh collar on.”

“Well, don’t look at me! Mabye her kitteh fren Liam did it, although I hasn’t seen him do it.”

“Well, u’ll has to keep them separated for a few days to make shure. Oh, and she’ll has to keep teh collar on 3 moar days.”

Esme says “Why you no put collar on LIAM?”

By: jd

jd — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:36:10 +0000

Giant Sloths luk bit lik biiiiig mowsies. Is important kitteh chek bags for giant sloths.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:33:18 +0000

Fow mi I kip it to onli furzt seben dais ov wiik dat hab a ‘Y’ in it. Mor wud bi gridi.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:30:44 +0000

lcb! did yu tayk Esme tew teh vet, yet?

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:29:37 +0000

Wrath!

By: jd

jd — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:28:02 +0000

It is! It is! Every kitteh knows that the food at the bottom of the bag is stale. That’s why smart cats chew the top corner of the bag.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:26:22 +0000

Wait, does that meen there is a sloth in teh bag?

Whut? Sloth is not number 7, u say? I envy those whut knoes teh sebben dedly sins by number. It makes me teh so very angry that I can’t keep them in order! But I is proud to say that I takes my mind off it by having teh secks. I want moar!

By: jd

jd — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:26:17 +0000

Science has proven kitteh fanz shud have diet of cheezburgers. Derefore a true Science Diet is cheezburger cookies.

By: eubie

eubie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:18:46 +0000

SnE, if yu beez habbin uh litter bog, u shud be com sitter n cleenin it.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:13:28 +0000

Mebbe da kitteh iz eetin da crunchees on da bottom, sew dey wont get stael!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:07:51 +0000

By: nvr2manykittehs

nvr2manykittehs — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:07:47 +0000

aint taht ta truf

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:07:45 +0000

Itz da ol’ sayin — “Ceiling cat helpz dose dat help demselfz!”

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:05:57 +0000

Yes!!!!!!

Next pickshur shud B food bag, no kitteh, & de capshun “Burp!!”

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:05:50 +0000

Kibble cat spit and floof, a winnin combinashun to keep yer cycle two googie healthy and shiney! This’ll teach dat moron nawt to snak outta muh litter bog.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:02:50 +0000

Elebenty million chzburgrz 4 u!

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By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:01:48 +0000

*snert*

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:01:31 +0000

Me too. And wen Ai has a gud dai. And wen dai has a “Y” innit….

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:00:39 +0000

I fink dats teh goggies fud and the kitteh is jest spittin in it. Have this stoppy goggie wah-thuu.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:59:56 +0000

Kitteh iz lyek mi. When ai has a bad dai, ai drown mai sorrowz in fud.