Kitteh meets
Kitteh meets seventh deadly sin
picture: Toidy. lol caption: Amy
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
U wait heer Muffee, I’m goin in!!
Yu need a snorkle…
Iz dere a prize inside?
glottuneh kitteh zkipz a step
Congratumalayshuns on yur top nawt-sekkond!
So you thinks maybe this be an Army Ranger kitteh, about to lead a daynjurus raid on the enemee suplies?
Tank yew CH! I axshullee had kitteh hoo prefered her kibbles fresh outta da bag like dis.
Dis b mai sekkund nawt sekkund. Chokklit martooneez 4 ebbery1.
Den u kin b sillbrating wifowt mii.
I b habing deh chorezez 2 b doing noaw.
otae, yu haz a phun dooin yur chorezez!
wii’ll bee waytin heer foar yu tew doo teh danse
Mai kibble-food-bag eating kitteh wuz named Sandy. She wuz teh cween of going in & out. She speshullee liked 2 beeing let in teh back door so she cud walk trew teh kichun adn libbing ruum adn b habbing mii 2 letting her owt deh frunt door. Hence teh following poem:
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Sandy
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The cat goes in and out
Singing her Springtime song
Of rolling in the new grass
And following a beetle
Walking through our garden.
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The cat goes in and out
Singing her Summer song
Of sleeping in the peaceful shade
And leaping at the butterflies
Who’ve come to see our garden.
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The cat goes in and out
Singing her Autumn song
Of disassembling leaf piles
And stalking all the field mice
Living in our corn.
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The cat goes in and out
Singing her Winter song
Of racing through the snow
And sleeping in a patch of sun
Shining in our window.
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The cat goes in and out.
*Bravo Bravo*
*clapping floffy paws fyuriusslee!!!!*
Teh beyootiful poem cweenmj.
I haz a Happitayl
lovely poem, such pretti images!
Cowngrats on nowt-seccnd. Leyts sillybrate bie copying kitteh an’ diving intew huge bag of cookies.
Ummm . . . Science Diet flavurd cukies . . . PLEH
Science has proven kitteh fanz shud have diet of cheezburgers. Derefore a true Science Diet is cheezburger cookies.
Mah Hazel luvs teh Science diet-unforchewnitlee it lubs her expandin waistline tew mush.
Diet fud-Hazel can has it!!
COOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Brave kitteh boldlee goez…
R U divin fur Muffee? lol
*snert*
*Nearly snarfs a handful of reese’s pieces*
Dat wud be unplezzunt, ai finks.
wun dai yul unerstan, kit.
Try to stop kitteh, and kitteh will try to kommit another deadly sin - against YOU!
Wrath!
Vampire kitteh climing into hims caeb.
My cat just chews out the bottom corner of the bag…now that is a sin!!
yep, mien tu..cept he will chew hole into eny bag he can get 2…luvs tater chips specilly
mai kitteh will eet Dureetoes offa teh floar
Mai kitteh stalks an hunts daon stayul bred put owt for teh burfd!
o, yeth, mai kismet… she luffz her bred. Not stayle. Muz be fresh in bag. Den she eetz bag. An’ noms bred.
She particularly likes the low-carb whole-wheat Mission tortillas. The regular flour ones go untouched, but a $5 bag of whole-wheat ones will have kittynoms all over it.
It is! It is! Every kitteh knows that the food at the bottom of the bag is stale. That’s why smart cats chew the top corner of the bag.
Neo kitteh… goes strait to teh sorce.
pozeton 9tenz da law! I gotz, you louz!!!
In Soviet Russia, foodbag eats kitteh!
Yes!!!!!!
Next pickshur shud B food bag, no kitteh, & de capshun “Burp!!”
hoo iz eeting hoo? teh bag eets teh kitteh? kitteh eets teh bag? tehy boff eeting eechovver? hoo will win? fynd owt next tym awn ICHC!
cant wat fur taht epysod….teh suspense…
Luk ey at te sibe of dis bowls, when kitty discovers his sin ain’t nuthin compaired to what is about to get hem. Don’t dive in kitteh, don’t!!!
Da crunchee fuds must tayst bettur from da bag dan from da bole.
Hey, eye jus chazin a mowsie dat ran in dere. Yeah, dats it…a mowsie!
poor kitteh - but the time they get to the end of that bag it will be stale - put that crunch in an airtight container - don’t u humuns no that?
Mebbe da kitteh iz eetin da crunchees on da bottom, sew dey wont get stael!
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…. wate … iz all gone now…
Kitteh iz lyek mi. When ai has a bad dai, ai drown mai sorrowz in fud.
Me too. And wen Ai has a gud dai. And wen dai has a “Y” innit….
aint taht ta truf
Fow mi I kip it to onli furzt seben dais ov wiik dat hab a ‘Y’ in it. Mor wud bi gridi.
I fink dats teh goggies fud and the kitteh is jest spittin in it. Have this stoppy goggie wah-thuu.
Elebenty million chzburgrz 4 u!
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Kibble cat spit and floof, a winnin combinashun to keep yer cycle two googie healthy and shiney! This’ll teach dat moron nawt to snak outta muh litter bog.
SnE, if yu beez habbin uh litter bog, u shud be com sitter n cleenin it.
Is a lidder bocks, I gots a tuppy noze so id sounz funny.
Itz da ol’ sayin — “Ceiling cat helpz dose dat help demselfz!”
Wait, does that meen there is a sloth in teh bag?
Whut? Sloth is not number 7, u say? I envy those whut knoes teh sebben dedly sins by number. It makes me teh so very angry that I can’t keep them in order! But I is proud to say that I takes my mind off it by having teh secks. I want moar!
lcb! did yu tayk Esme tew teh vet, yet?
Yes, we got back a little while ago. Good news is that her incision is healing well. Bad news is that her bum is very chafed.
They look at me wif skwinty eyes and say “R u *SHURE* you hassn’t tooked off her collar?”
I say “I sware on a stack of lolpics I hassn’t.”
“Well, it looks like someone has been licking there but she no can reech teh area wif teh collar on.”
“Well, don’t look at me! Mabye her kitteh fren Liam did it, although I hasn’t seen him do it.”
“Well, u’ll has to keep them separated for a few days to make shure. Oh, and she’ll has to keep teh collar on 3 moar days.”
Esme says “Why you no put collar on LIAM?”
Poor lil Esme….teh kollar iz teh pleh fur shur…onlee free mor daiz, bebbeh…an yu will be all bettur,kai?
wut she sed!
{{{{{{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}}}}}}
Hey COL!!
How u bean?
Iffen Esme’s bottom bees chafed, maybees she’s scooting onna carpet?
Anyhoos, warm green healing thought fur iz going out dru de ether fur her. Hope herz alrite an tite soonest. God bless.
Giant Sloths luk bit lik biiiiig mowsies. Is important kitteh chek bags for giant sloths.
ROTFL “teh secks” LOLZ
{{{LCB}}} poor Esme. {{{Esme}}}
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Ok to be clear: I was LOL-ing at LCB’s first comment, and then showing sad for her next comment.
The two are not related, nor should they be co