Ai will stand at yur rite hand and keep teh (troll) brij wit yu.

Enneewun for teh left syd?

We are just teh comminters. We are nawt responsibul fur teh capshun oar teh pikshur.

So we must just taek teh pikshur an teh cap fur what they ar. We cannawt maek up sumthing else. In this instance, eben thoough it’s cleerlee egretz, tehy are called storks – becuz IT ISN’T FUNNEE IF WE DON’T CALL THEM STORKS!!! Cloase is quite gud enuf fer heer.

Egretz dropping babies izzn’t funnee. Storks ar. End of storee.

Yoo seem to bee assuming taht we awl has teh stoppees – an fur teh most part, it seems to mee taht it iz becuz yoo dont yet kwite unnerstand teh kind of hyoomer we are plaing wif heer.

Yoo ar in the companee heer ov sum of teh brightest an funniest peeple awn the fayce ov the urth. Many ar veree famous in their own feelds. Ai maiself can akshulle claim to be “internashunallee acklaimed” in mai field. Nawt that taht meens much, cuz there ar verree few peeple in it!! EEZEE to bee teh best!

But – teh point iz – yoo ar correkting an critisizing peeple fur teh verree things taht maek them funnee – an deer to us.

But yoo CUD fit it, if yoo reelee wanted to. Yoo hav ebreething needed. Yoo ar smart, yoo haz lots ov knowledge (as do menee ov us), yoo can bee kwite funnee.

But ai think yoo shud pay a bit moar attenshun to what iz ackshullee going awn here. Remember – we haz no rools but wun. An that iz to be nice.

What we doo heere iz play ar games an hav fun wif peepl – an trai to maek ebreewun else HAPPEEE!!!! That is waht we awl want – to be happee an maek ar deer frenz happee.

Ov corse wun may tease . . .but awnlee in a kindlee way. Critizing sumwun else is just NAWT DUN!!! Becuz ebreewun heer bringz hiz or her own style to teh tabul – an we liek this happy mix verree much.

I thnk taht enewun hoo likes opera an Thurber an so menee things ai liek cannawt be bad – but yoo sumtiems seem to mee to be a liddle blind. Fur exampul, we ar thowing a partee heer fur a 19 yeer old – taht his 13 year old sister will certainlee see as well. An yoo HAS to talk about yur wrinkled spot???? Duzzn’t fit in.

An – wun last favor ai wud ask of yoo. Pleez – no moar “STFU.” Ai dint know waht it ment, so ai had to google it. And it iz nawt pleasant fur mee to see this. Putz ulgee soundz in mai hed where awl ai want ar sweet an nice wuns.

Menee peepl heer liek yoo a lot – but – ai think yoo reelee has to observe moar an trai harder. Yoo hav – because yoo doo nawt yet know with whom yoo ar deeling heer, inadvertenlee hurt sum feelings. Ai’m shur yoo dint meen to. Just – think sumtiems, befoar yoo speek.

2-dai b also teh 4-rf birfday ov mai kibby cat, Maxi!!

Hippo birdy, Max Factor! U share teh dai wiff Gascat!

MAXI + GASCAT!!
ICE CREEM 4 EBBREY WON!

an – gascat is just 19 today. Kitsunerina iz veree yung too.

Teh thing is – yoo musst nawt bee afrayd to ask teh quesschuns. Becuz – menee ov us ar much older – an we haz had WAAAAYY moar tiem to lern lots ov things.

but we luvs the kittehlets – keeps us yung, too!

–Elfi

Tho I knowed wuz nawt storx, dem haz biggur beeks.

Congrats to JCH4K on nawt-sekkund!

Happy b-day to gascat!

An a gudbye frum meh, fur a liddel whyle. I will be away frum keybord neggst week. Will miss mah cheez-frenz. See yoo awl when I getz bak.

{{cheezfrenz, I’ll miss yoo}}

luv, Gremlin

Zambonis rock. I collectify them. I has to go take kitteh to vet now, but mabye I post mah Zamboni pics later.

gremlin
November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am

Berry happy to halp!

Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin 8 on which tiype yoo gotz.

Lessee. Dere’s
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll. 8 8 )Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
9) Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm “sumthing” wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing’ else” troll.
10) Da “wun burger” troll

Which wun yoo gotz?

Yellow submarine
Zamboni