FRANK!!!!!
FRANK!!!!! i DROPPED THE BABY!!!!
yep. yoo had a babee. nawt anymoar.
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HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER GASCAT ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
AN may yoo hav menee, menneee moar.!!
Ebreebudee – itz partee teim fur ar own deer gascat!!!
Adding singingz: ♫ ♫ ♫ Happy Birfday!! ♫
zauberfalute – doo yoo bai happee happenstance happen to hav wun ov yur fabuloloso chawklit caekz handee – an purrhaps sum candulz???
Ai think – itz 19ov tehm we wud bee needing.
Juss ben owt in teh kitchun maekin a chawklit caek. Made a HYOOOOOJ moyst sheet caek, u noe Peg Brakkenz I hate to cook cake, sooooo yurmmy. An haff ob it wif banilla frostin and udder haff wif chawklit. I haz carefullee plased teh 19 candlz along teh lenth ob it– it are 30 feet loooong! Mebbeh wii needz moar candlz…. OK, 3 setz ob 19 candlz, k?
Needz halp haulin tihs caek owt, plz! Summbuddee gotz a tractor?
Awl grang around der Gravely wiff der flatbed
wared yo fine an oben beeg enuff fer a 30 foot caek? You musta put two 15 footers nose ter nose dintcha?
(loftily) Ai nawt tellin, Sol! A cook nebber rebeelz her best sekretz!
An ya now wut? Mai Daddy uzeta sell dos Gravelys! Him uzeta mow owr yard wif “teh mankiller”, ai fergit teh number ob it.
Ise embareassed to admit I has four Gravelys. I nebber ment to become collector but sumhow wiffowt trine I did become one.
Gravely is wut yo buy when want sumtin dats werf the muney and will last, udderwyse John Deere will do.
I worked at the Gravely plant in North Carolina one summer before I started college. I was in the tractor testing department. I got to drive all the tractors with the development parts the engineers came up with. What I really was was a glorified lawn- maintenance guy. But it was a cool job.
*putt putt putt putt putt*
*pullz up Deere John wif wodden stone boat attached*
Heer ai am – thiz shud doo it!!!
*helps zauberflote carrey out hewj gigantik caek – wich neerlee fills up teh stone boat.
*putt putt putt putt puttt* An away we go to teh partee ruum at teh beautiumus Ty Boo Teek!!!
*gigglolz* Thsi is Janet in hur disguize az a simpul farm gurl!!!
u r teh cyoot dat way! U muss be a ttNewEnglander, to have a stone boat!
*traiz to luk reel cyoot* Thankz, zauberflote – butt it iz a Meeshigun wun, Mai Dad maid it hisself – maybee 50 yearz ago!!!
Oooo, ai noe! Cweenmj, can wii uze ur bubbel to lift teh caek?
*bubbel softlee carriis caek to partee table*
Oh, goodee! 8)Tribble8)’s plaetz an stuff iz alreddy heer!
Gasscatt, u wanna cut teh caek? U haz to maek a wish an bloe owt teh candlz furs..oops, nawt-sekkund!
just curious- when i was 19, i cood legally buy a bottle of birtday shampagne.
iz there anyplace in teh U.S. that u can still do this?
Nope, dey chaynged teh lawz; Itt wuz liek teh 55-MPH fing. Iff yew wonted teh Phederul munniez, yoo maded yoor lawz aggree wif teh Phed guy-dlienz. Nao hole USA iz 21 to drinky.
Thank u, dear altosinger,
still many years 2 go bfore i can share shampagne with my kiddos
But only 18 to die in Iraq!
wil trayd trakter 4 peece of ur cake
But in this cayse, momcat CAWT teh babee gascat!!!
Happeee Ending agan!
happi bifday Gascat!!!! an happi nawt sekond deer Janet!
* reaches down intew folds ov long flowy cape*
* prensents Gas cat wiff magic evrlasting gold coin*
dis will keep u prospurrus fur da rest ov ur days, Gascat!
Oh, boyz! Here I is, reddy to party. I is warin’ mah birfday soot.
No, is not THAT birfday soot. Sheesh. Whut kine of person u thinks I is? This birfday soot be havening bloons all over and sparkly things and a had made outta birfday cake.
muh birfady soot doan fit so good anymore.
ysta wus wrinkley only in one spot but now wrinkley ebberywares.
can the ironin guyz in teh nawty barn get wrinkuls owt?
Sew deh rinkulz arownd teh eyez hab spred to ozzer partz?
Lets call these “laff lines”–iffen thats not too PeeCee
Axual the orijinal buncha wrinkles wusn’t round the eyes but I got dem dere now too.
An pleeze to keep yung nekkid ironin guy away. Less leeb himm inna nawty barn
I tells you I yam berry pleesed dat wrinkles don’t hurt
omgz, dat sownds like sumthin i wud cum up wif….iz u a mad fashyun deziner 2 by enny chanze??
Birthday Hugs{{{{{GC}}}}}
an moqr kitteh kisseez: /////// (lik liks)
SueBooCat – OOOOOhhhh!!! kitteh kisseez!!! Ai nebber saw tehm befoar!
These cud bee reelee useful!
*flotesez softlee into deh ruum in a shiny irreedescent bubble.
*landez gracefullee adn deh bubble burstez wif a liddle > pop! <
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Greetingz adn salubriashunz on dis awspishus okayshun deer gascat!!
May dis day b bringing u menny uv deh happeenesses!!!!
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oh, yeah, Happpeee birfday, 2.
OOOH hao did u do that cweenmj?
ai had vishuns of Glinda teh Gud Wich…. all sparklee and pretteh in teh bubbul. *sigh*
Can ennywun has a bubbul? Hao can I getz wun? It wud be berry nice to haz a alternative transport ashun. Gas is so high nao!
Erm- teh bubbul duzznt run on gas duz it?
oh yeah, and HAPPY BIRFDAY, 3!
enny1 can b habbing teh bubble 2 travel in. Un4un8lee, it onlee
werkz heer. teh bubble not run on gas, runz on maginashunz.
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teh 3heathens gabbing mii teh idea teh ozzer day. she be saying
taht in her head seh herd teh voice uv Glynda teh Gud Wich 4 mai
voice wen she reeding mai posts.
Dat so NOT wut I sounding like.
well then u r doing it rite!!
cuz Glinda wuz what ai saw!
An, Glinda teh Good Wich iz whut ai herd, tu!
Ai seez yu inna lubbly gown, awl sparkly an pink, wif a lubbly wand tu help awl dere dreemsz cum tru!
An, yur lubbly irri…. earid.. bubbl wif the pritty culurs on it: > pop! <
Ai lyk dat!!
*curtseez tu teh cweenmj*
*curtseez bak to 3heathenz
Gud morning, tree heevinz!
Wud u care to joining mii in deh bubble? Adn u, 2 Leeza-b?
*Wavez hand adn bubble encirklez awl tree uv dem
*adn flotez up into deh air.
*dey lukking down on awl teh cheezpeepz sellebrating
*gascatz birfday.
O hai up tehre!!! an hao prittee yoo luk. Wehn yoo com bak down, cud yoo take gascat an fishycat up fur a ride?? Ai think they mite liek it a lot!!!
an bee shur to take sum photoz. Ai’d liek to see the byootimus hyooj giant
caek – wif awl teh candulz ablazing so brite it lukz like a sunrize frum afar!
> POOF <
*Janet joins us in deh bubble.
Dere, now u can b deeing 4 yersef.
oooo wut a spectacle-tabbyculare view!
ai can almoast see teh oshun from up heer!
wow that is sum big cake they haz! This is gud.. b/c we can haz a nice long ride, and nawt worry abowt missing teh cake.
Um, do u haz a baffroom in this bubbul??
Uuuummmmm.
*Lukz arownd.
*Bubble POPz!!!!
Oh, noez!!!! wiiz fallingz!!! Halp!!!!
*Sploooooch!!!!!
*Dey awl landing in deh giant birfday cake!
Sorry bout dat, Gascat!
Mmmmm. choklit!
fanks for teh ride and the nice sawft landing cweenie!
**nomnomnomnomnomnom**
um. o yes.
*wipes off caek and heds off lukking fur the litturbocks*
teh bubble iz b teh carbon nootral
gasssscat…oh GASSScat? wher u be?
♫♫ Gaaaascat, tell usss
awl moderne cheezpeeps ar jellus ♪
♫ wich ov yur magickul wands
got yoo . . .to this veree happee day. (Ebreebuddee knows ai dont hav a mews!!)
But heer – thiz grate beeg bookay ov fresh daffydills tath ai just ran awt an pikked fur yoo!!
Teh lubbliesst peep in cheezland
Wuz Gascat, teh smrtess as well
Wunce yoo picked him up on yur antennae
Yoo’d nebber be free ov hiz spell
oh, btw! I almost fergettid!
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(using big owtdoor voys)
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Happy BirfDai, GasCat!!!
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*hans GasCat sum sparlee grape jooc fer to sillybrate wif*
Tom Lehrer FTW!!!!!
wut a wunderfull ideea! i haz daffy dills 2!!! ai shal go pik sum 4 awl of us now, and i haz sum toolips and whyte flowers and purrple fwowers on bushez also…i wil bring tem all 2 r party!!
Oh, Lola. Yur flours ar SOOOOO prittee – an so MENEEE! Maekz it luk VEREE festive indeed. An – teh parfewm – *inhalez deeplee* it goez rite to mai hed!!!
fanks 4 lieking my flowers….i shall bring mor as teh sumer progr…pragree…goes on
i lurves flowers
Happi Birfdai Gascat!! Mai u haz a happi dai tudai and menni moar happi burfdai’s!
I haz brought burfdai hatz an partee hornz. Payper playtes an cupz wit birfdai kittehz on dem. An kitteh partee favorz.
Happy Birdday do u!!
Itz mah birdday next friday
Whooo hooo – let teh gud tiems rolll!! An teh caek bakerz get teh suppliez reddee.
Ummmmm an hao awld will yoo bee – nex Friedegg???
I will be 39 *gasp*…foar reals! And 39 foar ebbery year hereaftur!!
lolz
Awwwww {{{{{lolnascar}}}}}} yoo ar still nawt but a kitten!!
Feline-isatashuns in advanse fur yr birfday Lolnascar!
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Lots of April bebbehs heer! Mine wuz Apr 4.
Age is just a stayte of mind! (If u has any mind-alturring tekniks, plz to share!
fanks!
an happee belaited birdday to u!
a birfday party??
OK !!
guess wut? if you goes to teh yew-tubes to find a happy birthday song, you finds all kindza strange things. me, i likeded this wun:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeypOvsY91Q
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happy birthday to gascat, and happy nawt-birthday to eberybuddy who is having a nawt-birthday tuday
a birfday party??
OK !!
guess wut? if you goes to teh yew-tubes to find a happy birthday song, you finds all kindza strange things. me, i likeded this wun:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeypOvsY91Q
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happy birthday to gascat, and happy nawt-birthday to eberybuddy who is having a nawt-birthday tuday
{{{{Phillipe}}}}} That iz so CYOOT!!! an just waht we needed!!!
Enneebuddy rememember “A Very Happy (or maybe “Merry”) Un-Birthday” frum a BBC-ish recording ob “Alice in Wunderland” frum teh laet 50’s/early 60’s?
ok, werdskwash iz eeted mai link, wich I wuz careful to “unlink”….I finks it were frum teh moobee, tho. “A Very Merry Unbirthday”, sung bai the mad hatter and teh march hare.
Iyt startz aowt: “A Very Merry Unbirthday, to you, to you;
A Very Merry Unbirthday, to you!”……
Ai doan rember ennymoar; az Ai recawls, iyts frum:
“The Mad Hatter’s Tea Party”, frum “Alice in Wonderland’.
(Wun ov my XXXXXXXXtra Speshul Favrites!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!)
(Iyf Ai bees mystaiken, pleez tu advyse;
Jes doan seynd lotsa lettres)
Is Disneee song frum Disnee Aliss movie. Is eerwurm!
I nawt mai birfday 2day. so I be thanking yew 4 deh nswt-birfday greetingz adn i b returning teh nawt-birfday wishes 2 u Pd’B.
Fank yoo, PdB, fer teh charmink bideo, an teh grate nawt-birfdae wishes! I send gud wishes to yoo, an hoeps yoo haz a grate nawt birfdae day, too!
Oh, my gudness! Gascat’ eyeballs gunna pop owt wen hee see all dis! Wutt a wunnurfull use of a furst comment opportunitee Janet! U make my hart soar!
Happee Birfday, indeed, Gascat, an menneh happee cheezburgas!
Luv frum Donkee
Oh hai, kafleen. Ai ar so happee to see yoo heer.
*wispurrs* ai wuz lurkin – wif mai birfdai card alreddee ritten an reddee to post!!!
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
I’m so glad sumboddee diddun’t beet u too it. Wutt a waste dat wudda bin.
HAppee Birthdey!
Dis munth is such a speshull wun,
iz birfdaey taim foar yu.
weed rilly laik to sillybrayt dis happee day wif yu!
soooooo,
zippeeedeeay an hide-dee-hole
deres sumthin we kin do-
weel seeng a sawng dat we doant noe,
happee brithday to yu!
*confetti showers*
HAPPY BIRFFDAY, GASCAT!!
2-dai b also teh 4-rf birfday ov mai kibby cat, Maxi!!
Hippo birdy, Max Factor! U share teh dai wiff Gascat!
MAXI + GASCAT!!
ICE CREEM 4 EBBREY WON!
Wayt….wee r egrets, nawt storx….. wheew! Srree, bad trip, man…
no wurries… babies bounce right?
Is it a Bumble?
Tihs fawg iz az fick az p-nut buttear!
Nom!
Dern trainees!!
Must 2 b gibbing him teh instrukshun manual 2 b reeding agin. Pointing owt paragraf 3.2.2 — Safetee issuez: tawking wyle delibering uv teh behbehz iz not allowed under enny sirkumstancez!!!! Teh beek must 2 b remayning klosed @ awl tymez.
Myte b a gud idear tu go ober da alkeholic drinkin an de smokin policee tu!
Oh, hai,
Tribble 
I b thinkning wii b sending deh trainee 2 deh ISO9000 seminar, 2.
Adn mebbe deh refresher corse on teh Mishun Staytment.
well, traynee iz a krane, nawt stork… deez owtsorsd werkers no unnerstanz teh kwolitee staetmintz ov teh kompinee.
um, sry, is eegrit, SnE alreddy sed is eegrit. I nawt orny..orrna…orin….. um… burd-knowy pursin.
–Elfi
No worries, Lolrus iz holdin up his bukket.
No wrries Sam its lik Kitteh it lands on all fors
Frank n Sam, FTW
Sam teh birdie rocks
Baybee will fawl in craydle on tree top frum rock a bye baybee song.
I alwayz wundered how da babbeh got up der.
… and thus was teh Snugli invented.
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Ai fink dat happend 2 mai brudder. It wud ’splain alot abowt him.
Dis my brudder—He’s speshul…
but he aint heaveeeeee…… ♫
…. but I dropped him. ♫
he wuz slipperreeee…. ♫
an kwite hee-eeee-bbeeeee. . . .♫
haow bout wigglee?
Ai’d say he wuz wigglee. Himz had da ADHD b4 it wuz ebber dyagnozed.
Stork(tm) is not responsible for any damage that occurs during shipping.
tis funnay, i iz srta new tu dis. so ello frm britt kitteh
Welkum, Britt kitteh! Wii iz awl frenz heer.
tanks, lolcat rocksss muh sockss
welcum britt!!! Iz u in TTI? (Teeny Tiny Ingerlund)
Heer, I b gibbing u a CHRG (wdoi) 4 protecting ur braynez. Dis 1 b habbing deh baybeh woolly mammuthz on it. I not b noeing hoo did teh drawingz.
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{{{{britt}}}}
ii kno of no tti but ii am a artisty kitteh
yae!!! i b artisty 2…we shuld bkum frenz mebbe. im lola btw. wel ges u knoo that.
TTI bee abrev—obbre—short foar TeenyTinyIngerland. In hoomin-speek, England.
Hewwwoooo, Britt!
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Welkum tu teh ICHC!
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I hoeps yoo has a gud tiem wif us – iz a grate bunch ov peeps!
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Heer, has sum welkum hawt choklit an sum poosum-shaped choklit peeces. If yoo need sumfing, jes askses us. Teh CCC (Cyoot Crash Cart) is arownd sumplaec, an has blankees and odder usefull tings, shuld yoo need tehm.
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(ohai peeps! wehre’d teh CCC git to?)
tanks mucha, and elllos. chokilt muh fav. i iz huppy kitteh nowz. ~.^
*wispurrs to PBwK* Ai think ai see it ober dere in teh korner bai teh peepl catchee thing, teh trampoleen an teh tiem masheen. Its getting a bit crowded ober dere!!
O hai, Britt. so nice too meet yoo! an, mite ai ask – whut kind ov artisty iz it taht yoo ar???
ii iz a painters and drawings kitteh
why is ebbeybody calling them storks? Theys fairly obviously snowy egrets. Annuder case where a misleadin capshun misleads.
note they distinctive yellow feets
Enny buddy got teh troll listez? I droppinged mine. Adn I ferget wich number dis iz adn I wudn’t want 2 b calling Sol bai himz rong nomber. But dere must b a number 4 deh “this isn’t wut teh capshun sayz it iz.”
Ennyway, wii thanking yew 4 teh biology lesson, Sol. Wii b sending u ower egretz, but wii doan’t kare.
Heer yoo go!!!
gremlin
November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Berry happy to halp!
Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin 8 on which tiype yoo gotz.
Lessee. Dere’s
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll. 8 8 )Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
9) Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm “sumthing” wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing’ else” troll.
10) Da “wun burger” troll
Which wun yoo gotz?
Note to self:
1) cheezpeeps doan no ware bebies comes from
2) cheezpeeps finks storks deliber bebies
3) cheezpeeps finks egrets is storks
4) cheezpeeps git cranky if yo sujest dey mite be mistook
5) der are 8 kindsa troll werse den me. Git to werk!
Sol, yoo sumfin elts. Iff wee ebber figyur owt wut, wee’ll letjoo kno!
{{{{{{{{{SolnEsther}}}}}}}}}} !!!
Sol – ai feel ai must explain sumthing heer.
We are just teh comminters. We are nawt responsibul fur teh capshun oar teh pikshur.
So we must just taek teh pikshur an teh cap fur what they ar. We cannawt maek up sumthing else. In this instance, eben thoough it’s cleerlee egretz, tehy are called storks – becuz IT ISN’T FUNNEE IF WE DON’T CALL THEM STORKS!!! Cloase is quite gud enuf fer heer.
Egretz dropping babies izzn’t funnee. Storks ar. End of storee.
Yoo seem to bee assuming taht we awl has teh stoppees – an fur teh most part, it seems to mee taht it iz becuz yoo dont yet kwite unnerstand teh kind of hyoomer we are plaing wif heer.
Yoo ar in the companee heer ov sum of teh brightest an funniest peeple awn the fayce ov the urth. Many ar veree famous in their own feelds. Ai maiself can akshulle claim to be “internashunallee acklaimed” in mai field. Nawt that taht meens much, cuz there ar verree few peeple in it!! EEZEE to bee teh best!
But – teh point iz – yoo ar correkting an critisizing peeple fur teh verree things taht maek them funnee – an deer to us.
But yoo CUD fit it, if yoo reelee wanted to. Yoo hav ebreething needed. Yoo ar smart, yoo haz lots ov knowledge (as do menee ov us), yoo can bee kwite funnee.
But ai think yoo shud pay a bit moar attenshun to what iz ackshullee going awn here. Remember – we haz no rools but wun. An that iz to be nice.
What we doo heere iz play ar games an hav fun wif peepl – an trai to maek ebreewun else HAPPEEE!!!! That is waht we awl want – to be happee an maek ar deer frenz happee.
Ov corse wun may tease . . .but awnlee in a kindlee way. Critizing sumwun else is just NAWT DUN!!! Becuz ebreewun heer bringz hiz or her own style to teh tabul – an we liek this happy mix verree much.
I thnk taht enewun hoo likes opera an Thurber an so menee things ai liek cannawt be bad – but yoo sumtiems seem to mee to be a liddle blind. Fur exampul, we ar thowing a partee heer fur a 19 yeer old – taht his 13 year old sister will certainlee see as well. An yoo HAS to talk about yur wrinkled spot???? Duzzn’t fit in.
An – wun last favor ai wud ask of yoo. Pleez – no moar “STFU.” Ai dint know waht it ment, so ai had to google it. And it iz nawt pleasant fur mee to see this. Putz ulgee soundz in mai hed where awl ai want ar sweet an nice wuns.
Menee peepl heer liek yoo a lot – but – ai think yoo reelee has to observe moar an trai harder. Yoo hav – because yoo doo nawt yet know with whom yoo ar deeling heer, inadvertenlee hurt sum feelings. Ai’m shur yoo dint meen to. Just – think sumtiems, befoar yoo speek.
Janet ,
Ai will stand at yur rite hand and keep teh (troll) brij wit yu.
Enneewun for teh left syd?
Tank yew Janet.
Noaw I noez.
Sol, u b a Nomber 9 troll.
I axually fot I was doin a gid ting, after 3 hrs I for the stork fred was goin dry so I fot it was time to point out dat dey egrets an meybe sumbody would see an opportunity for new life, like “He drap the baby but ha snowregrets” or praps sumtin amuzing. Din’t intend to steps on large delicate yellow feets. Don’t mean Ise nawt a trol, the paff to troldom is paved wif ideas wut seemed gud at the time.
♪♪♪♪ Egrets, I’ve had a few,
But den agin, 2 few 2 menshun. ♪♪♪♪♪
uhohz. See, I wuz dum, I sed kranez. Dum’ elfi.
Tho I knowed wuz nawt storx, dem haz biggur beeks.
Ohai! Itz gud to see teh taxonomy uv trolls list is growing!
Congrats to JCH4K on nawt-sekkund!
Happy b-day to gascat!
An a gudbye frum meh, fur a liddel whyle. I will be away frum keybord neggst week. Will miss mah cheez-frenz. See yoo awl when I getz bak.
{{cheezfrenz, I’ll miss yoo}}
luv, Gremlin
{{{{gremlin}}}} Vacashun???? We’ll miss yoo too. A week seems laik a hole munf heer.!
Dang! Better check that tracking number.
Chyldhood obeesity startin earlier an earlier!
LOL!!!!
Now teh misturry uff mah stoopee is solved!
(Mah dad’s name is Frank…LOL!)
I think I’m gonna email this pic to mom…heehee
enny uther artisty kittehs heere?
i iz, stills in college for itz tu
wel i’z not even der yet, soooo iz ok
itz no fun, ii has art history soon tu
o manz….i feelz ur payne
wowser, dere are a lawt uv collej cheezpeeps…
lots of hi skool and werking 1nz 2. i b sumwere in btween al thoz
ii thoughts ii was teh youngests here, ii gots scared
i tink i maight b
but idk
ii sees tiz all gud
ii see tiz all gud
Oh Hai, guise (gurls) just so yoo know – klolzz iz a reelee cyoot Irishman – an he’s just 21!!1 an ai think he’s in collej.
an – gascat is just 19 today. Kitsunerina iz veree yung too.
Teh thing is – yoo musst nawt bee afrayd to ask teh quesschuns. Becuz – menee ov us ar much older – an we haz had WAAAAYY moar tiem to lern lots ov things.
but we luvs the kittehlets – keeps us yung, too!
Janet! Com kwik – EBBERREEWUN’S com bak! Medicated_Maiden an COL an cat-butt-squiggle-butt and, and, and we’s havina reyunyun ober awm M.C.Escher…
Frank ii thinks itz timez for another way tu transport teh babies
Like mabye:
Airplanes
Bubblewrap
Carry them in ur purse
D…
ii lik teh bubblewrap one, put them in a box marked fragile
Delibbery van
Egg kartonz
Flying Donkeez (Hai kafleen)
G…
Gently lay them down
hot air ballonsss
ice traysss
j…
Jumper seat
Kangaroo carry-sak
Lift them lovinglee
M…
Marshmelloez – giant sized
Nifty boxes wif wheelz
O..
One big tube sock
pillow cases
Q…
Quilted tollet paper rolls
Rilly rilly quiet hovercraft
Strategically placed trampoleens
T…
Teenee Tiny bubbles, bazillyunz uv
Upside down umberellaz
V….
Very soft blankeez.
Warm blankeez
Xtree soft, warm blankeez
Y…
I postified Y and Z but wordpriss eeted it.
Yellow submarine
Zamboni
wii’ll b lukking 4 it sumtym dis afternoon, tehn. U wud delibbery babehz wif a Zamboni?!?!?
how cool!!
Well, sure itz cool. It’s on ice!
Zambonis rock. I collectify them. I has to go take kitteh to vet now, but mabye I post mah Zamboni pics later.
Gud luk at teh vets 4 teh sweet Esme.
{{{Esme}}}
Yeah, letz uss kno hao fings wented.
Frageelay? Hay, this bebbeh is Italian!
lol
Drop them in teh mail
Edsel
Floo powder
roodles kittehs, iim off ta art history… time for napp!
mebbe at leest get a kar seet or sumthin
Kar seet n krash helmut– u r berry wise,Lola
teh helmut iz a vary gud idea
and nao i has 2 go bcuz we r going 2 get lunch.
byeas!
roodles lola
i has the baby with me see heez waiving at you britt.
ohs hii babeee, *sits and stares at babee*
i tink babee is scared of muh, tiz crying
come here lola and see da babee and can you bring some warm milk?
Wel, Ai’m wundring iyf iyt wuz teh storkxx bebbeh;
Iyf yess, den mite bee OK; speshully iyf bebbeh haz sum feffthers-
den purrhaps hims cud flies;
(doan wanna sea enny bebbeh, ebben iyf storkxx bebbeh, fawl daown
adn goe BOOOOOM!!!!)
well i cauhgt her and her sister in a glove. there siamese twins.
u r an angel,shadow, & a good sport! (baseball,I guess)
I tole yu an tole yu, nevur talk wif yur mouth full!!!
butz i cant help itz
oh noes. wher da bebbeh gow?
ROFL!
Donuld Trump stork sez: yur fyureded!
Qucik! I don’t get dis wun. Wuts the story beehind it?
Zero populashun kontroal. An EGGSELLINT idiia. Foar humunz (espeshullii thoas frum teh most-consoomingk, most-pollutink groups and nashuns!), nawt foar storkz oar iigrits.
Behbee birdee will lernz to fly reel fast!!11!
Is Egregret2, nots Storc.
A lowd of paperwerkz. Dis will be it.
anyone managed to ignore the light at the end of the tunnel?
iz 2 mux
haha… one of the best ever..
itz ok baybeh was gonna grow up to be republikin
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