FRANK!!!!!
FRANK!!!!! i DROPPED THE BABY!!!!
yep. yoo had a babee. nawt anymoar.
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HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER GASCAT ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
AN may yoo hav menee, menneee moar.!!
Ebreebudee - itz partee teim fur ar own deer gascat!!!
Adding singingz: ♫ ♫ ♫ Happy Birfday!! ♫
zauberfalute - doo yoo bai happee happenstance happen to hav wun ov yur fabuloloso chawklit caekz handee - an purrhaps sum candulz???
Ai think - itz 19ov tehm we wud bee needing.
Juss ben owt in teh kitchun maekin a chawklit caek. Made a HYOOOOOJ moyst sheet caek, u noe Peg Brakkenz I hate to cook cake, sooooo yurmmy. An haff ob it wif banilla frostin and udder haff wif chawklit. I haz carefullee plased teh 19 candlz along teh lenth ob it– it are 30 feet loooong! Mebbeh wii needz moar candlz…. OK, 3 setz ob 19 candlz, k?
Needz halp haulin tihs caek owt, plz! Summbuddee gotz a tractor?
Awl grang around der Gravely wiff der flatbed
wared yo fine an oben beeg enuff fer a 30 foot caek? You musta put two 15 footers nose ter nose dintcha?
(loftily) Ai nawt tellin, Sol! A cook nebber rebeelz her best sekretz!
An ya now wut? Mai Daddy uzeta sell dos Gravelys! Him uzeta mow owr yard wif “teh mankiller”, ai fergit teh number ob it.
Ise embareassed to admit I has four Gravelys. I nebber ment to become collector but sumhow wiffowt trine I did become one.
Gravely is wut yo buy when want sumtin dats werf the muney and will last, udderwyse John Deere will do.
I worked at the Gravely plant in North Carolina one summer before I started college. I was in the tractor testing department. I got to drive all the tractors with the development parts the engineers came up with. What I really was was a glorified lawn- maintenance guy. But it was a cool job.
*putt putt putt putt putt*
*pullz up Deere John wif wodden stone boat attached*
Heer ai am - thiz shud doo it!!!
*helps zauberflote carrey out hewj gigantik caek - wich neerlee fills up teh stone boat.
*putt putt putt putt puttt* An away we go to teh partee ruum at teh beautiumus Ty Boo Teek!!!
*gigglolz* Thsi is Janet in hur disguize az a simpul farm gurl!!!
u r teh cyoot dat way! U muss be a ttNewEnglander, to have a stone boat!
*traiz to luk reel cyoot* Thankz, zauberflote - butt it iz a Meeshigun wun, Mai Dad maid it hisself - maybee 50 yearz ago!!!
Oooo, ai noe! Cweenmj, can wii uze ur bubbel to lift teh caek?
*bubbel softlee carriis caek to partee table*
Oh, goodee! 8)Tribble8)’s plaetz an stuff iz alreddy heer!
Gasscatt, u wanna cut teh caek? U haz to maek a wish an bloe owt teh candlz furs..oops, nawt-sekkund!
just curious- when i was 19, i cood legally buy a bottle of birtday shampagne.
iz there anyplace in teh U.S. that u can still do this?
Nope, dey chaynged teh lawz; Itt wuz liek teh 55-MPH fing. Iff yew wonted teh Phederul munniez, yoo maded yoor lawz aggree wif teh Phed guy-dlienz. Nao hole USA iz 21 to drinky.
Thank u, dear altosinger,
still many years 2 go bfore i can share shampagne with my kiddos
But only 18 to die in Iraq!
wil trayd trakter 4 peece of ur cake
But in this cayse, momcat CAWT teh babee gascat!!!
Happeee Ending agan!
happi bifday Gascat!!!! an happi nawt sekond deer Janet!
* reaches down intew folds ov long flowy cape*
* prensents Gas cat wiff magic evrlasting gold coin*
dis will keep u prospurrus fur da rest ov ur days, Gascat!
Oh, boyz! Here I is, reddy to party. I is warin’ mah birfday soot.
No, is not THAT birfday soot. Sheesh. Whut kine of person u thinks I is? This birfday soot be havening bloons all over and sparkly things and a had made outta birfday cake.
muh birfady soot doan fit so good anymore.
ysta wus wrinkley only in one spot but now wrinkley ebberywares.
can the ironin guyz in teh nawty barn get wrinkuls owt?
Sew deh rinkulz arownd teh eyez hab spred to ozzer partz?
Lets call these “laff lines”–iffen thats not too PeeCee
Axual the orijinal buncha wrinkles wusn’t round the eyes but I got dem dere now too.
An pleeze to keep yung nekkid ironin guy away. Less leeb himm inna nawty barn
I tells you I yam berry pleesed dat wrinkles don’t hurt
omgz, dat sownds like sumthin i wud cum up wif….iz u a mad fashyun deziner 2 by enny chanze??
Birthday Hugs{{{{{GC}}}}}
an moqr kitteh kisseez: /////// (lik liks)
SueBooCat - OOOOOhhhh!!! kitteh kisseez!!! Ai nebber saw tehm befoar!
These cud bee reelee useful!
*flotesez softlee into deh ruum in a shiny irreedescent bubble.
*landez gracefullee adn deh bubble burstez wif a liddle > pop! <
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Greetingz adn salubriashunz on dis awspishus okayshun deer gascat!!
May dis day b bringing u menny uv deh happeenesses!!!!
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oh, yeah, Happpeee birfday, 2.
OOOH hao did u do that cweenmj?
ai had vishuns of Glinda teh Gud Wich…. all sparklee and pretteh in teh bubbul. *sigh*
Can ennywun has a bubbul? Hao can I getz wun? It wud be berry nice to haz a alternative transport ashun. Gas is so high nao!
Erm- teh bubbul duzznt run on gas duz it?
oh yeah, and HAPPY BIRFDAY, 3!
enny1 can b habbing teh bubble 2 travel in. Un4un8lee, it onlee
werkz heer. teh bubble not run on gas, runz on maginashunz.
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teh 3heathens gabbing mii teh idea teh ozzer day. she be saying
taht in her head seh herd teh voice uv Glynda teh Gud Wich 4 mai
voice wen she reeding mai posts.
Dat so NOT wut I sounding like.
well then u r doing it rite!!
cuz Glinda wuz what ai saw!
An, Glinda teh Good Wich iz whut ai herd, tu!
Ai seez yu inna lubbly gown, awl sparkly an pink, wif a lubbly wand tu help awl dere dreemsz cum tru!
An, yur lubbly irri…. earid.. bubbl wif the pritty culurs on it: > pop! <
Ai lyk dat!!
*curtseez tu teh cweenmj*
*curtseez bak to 3heathenz
Gud morning, tree heevinz!
Wud u care to joining mii in deh bubble? Adn u, 2 Leeza-b?
*Wavez hand adn bubble encirklez awl tree uv dem
*adn flotez up into deh air.
*dey lukking down on awl teh cheezpeepz sellebrating
*gascatz birfday.
O hai up tehre!!! an hao prittee yoo luk. Wehn yoo com bak down, cud yoo take gascat an fishycat up fur a ride?? Ai think they mite liek it a lot!!!
an bee shur to take sum photoz. Ai’d liek to see the byootimus hyooj giant
caek - wif awl teh candulz ablazing so brite it lukz like a sunrize frum afar!
> POOF <
*Janet joins us in deh bubble.
Dere, now u can b deeing 4 yersef.
oooo wut a spectacle-tabbyculare view!
ai can almoast see teh oshun from up heer!
wow that is sum big cake they haz! This is gud.. b/c we can haz a nice long ride, and nawt worry abowt missing teh cake.
Um, do u haz a baffroom in this bubbul??
Uuuummmmm.
*Lukz arownd.
*Bubble POPz!!!!
Oh, noez!!!! wiiz fallingz!!! Halp!!!!
*Sploooooch!!!!!
*Dey awl landing in deh giant birfday cake!
Sorry bout dat, Gascat!
Mmmmm. choklit!
fanks for teh ride and the nice sawft landing cweenie!
**nomnomnomnomnomnom**
um. o yes.
*wipes off caek and heds off lukking fur the litturbocks*
teh bubble iz b teh carbon nootral
gasssscat…oh GASSScat? wher u be?
♫♫ Gaaaascat, tell usss
awl moderne cheezpeeps ar jellus ♪
♫ wich ov yur magickul wands
got yoo . . .to this veree happee day. (Ebreebuddee knows ai dont hav a mews!!)
But heer - thiz grate beeg bookay ov fresh daffydills tath ai just ran awt an pikked fur yoo!!
Teh lubbliesst peep in cheezland
Wuz Gascat, teh smrtess as well
Wunce yoo picked him up on yur antennae
Yoo’d nebber be free ov hiz spell
oh, btw! I almost fergettid!
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(using big owtdoor voys)
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Happy BirfDai, GasCat!!!
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*hans GasCat sum sparlee grape jooc fer to sillybrate wif*
Tom Lehrer FTW!!!!!
wut a wunderfull ideea! i haz daffy dills 2!!! ai shal go pik sum 4 awl of us now, and i haz sum toolips and whyte flowers and purrple fwowers on bushez also…i wil bring tem all 2 r party!!
Oh, Lola. Yur flours ar SOOOOO prittee - an so MENEEE! Maekz it luk VEREE festive indeed. An - teh parfewm - *inhalez deeplee* it goez rite to mai hed!!!
fanks 4 lieking my flowers….i shall bring mor as teh sumer progr…pragree…goes on
i lurves flowers
Happi Birfdai Gascat!! Mai u haz a happi dai tudai and menni moar happi burfdai’s!
I haz brought burfdai hatz an partee hornz. Payper playtes an cupz wit birfdai kittehz on dem. An kitteh partee favorz.
Happy Birdday do u!!
Itz mah birdday next friday