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FRANK!!!!! i DROPPED THE BABY!!!!

yep. yoo had a babee. nawt anymoar.

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  1. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
    HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER GASCAT ♪
    ♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      AN may yoo hav menee, menneee moar.!!

      Ebreebudee – itz partee teim fur ar own deer gascat!!!

      • zauberflote says:

        Adding singingz: ♫ ♫ ♫ Happy Birfday!! ♫

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          zauberfalute – doo yoo bai happee happenstance happen to hav wun ov yur fabuloloso chawklit caekz handee – an purrhaps sum candulz???

          Ai think – itz 19ov tehm we wud bee needing.

          • zauberflote says:

            Juss ben owt in teh kitchun maekin a chawklit caek. Made a HYOOOOOJ moyst sheet caek, u noe Peg Brakkenz I hate to cook cake, sooooo yurmmy. An haff ob it wif banilla frostin and udder haff wif chawklit. I haz carefullee plased teh 19 candlz along teh lenth ob it– it are 30 feet loooong! Mebbeh wii needz moar candlz…. OK, 3 setz ob 19 candlz, k?

            Needz halp haulin tihs caek owt, plz! Summbuddee gotz a tractor?

            • SolnEsther says:

              Awl grang around der Gravely wiff der flatbed

              • SolnEsther says:

                wared yo fine an oben beeg enuff fer a 30 foot caek? You musta put two 15 footers nose ter nose dintcha?

                • zauberflote says:

                  (loftily) Ai nawt tellin, Sol! A cook nebber rebeelz her best sekretz!

                  An ya now wut? Mai Daddy uzeta sell dos Gravelys! Him uzeta mow owr yard wif “teh mankiller”, ai fergit teh number ob it.

                  • SolnEsther says:

                    Ise embareassed to admit I has four Gravelys. I nebber ment to become collector but sumhow wiffowt trine I did become one.

                    • SolnEsther says:

                      Gravely is wut yo buy when want sumtin dats werf the muney and will last, udderwyse John Deere will do.

                      • KittehlessJon says:

                        I worked at the Gravely plant in North Carolina one summer before I started college. I was in the tractor testing department. I got to drive all the tractors with the development parts the engineers came up with. What I really was was a glorified lawn- maintenance guy. But it was a cool job.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              *putt putt putt putt putt*

              *pullz up Deere John wif wodden stone boat attached*

              Heer ai am – thiz shud doo it!!!

              *helps zauberflote carrey out hewj gigantik caek – wich neerlee fills up teh stone boat.

              *putt putt putt putt puttt* An away we go to teh partee ruum at teh beautiumus Ty Boo Teek!!!

            • zauberflote says:

              Oooo, ai noe! Cweenmj, can wii uze ur bubbel to lift teh caek?

              *bubbel softlee carriis caek to partee table*

              Oh, goodee! 8)Tribble8)’s plaetz an stuff iz alreddy heer!

              Gasscatt, u wanna cut teh caek? U haz to maek a wish an bloe owt teh candlz furs..oops, nawt-sekkund!

            • Kayjoy says:

              just curious- when i was 19, i cood legally buy a bottle of birtday shampagne.
              iz there anyplace in teh U.S. that u can still do this?

            • Lola says:

              wil trayd trakter 4 peece of ur cake

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        But in this cayse, momcat CAWT teh babee gascat!!!

        Happeee Ending agan!

        • Princess Mu says:

          happi bifday Gascat!!!! an happi nawt sekond deer Janet!

          * reaches down intew folds ov long flowy cape*
          * prensents Gas cat wiff magic evrlasting gold coin*

          dis will keep u prospurrus fur da rest ov ur days, Gascat!

      • Oh, boyz! Here I is, reddy to party. I is warin’ mah birfday soot.

        No, is not THAT birfday soot. Sheesh. Whut kine of person u thinks I is? This birfday soot be havening bloons all over and sparkly things and a had made outta birfday cake.

      • Kayjoy says:

        Birthday Hugs{{{{{GC}}}}}

      • cweenmj says:

        *flotesez softlee into deh ruum in a shiny irreedescent bubble.
        *landez gracefullee adn deh bubble burstez wif a liddle > pop! <
        .
        Greetingz adn salubriashunz on dis awspishus okayshun deer gascat!!
        May dis day b bringing u menny uv deh happeenesses!!!!
        .
        oh, yeah, Happpeee birfday, 2.

        • leeza-b says:

          OOOH hao did u do that cweenmj?
          ai had vishuns of Glinda teh Gud Wich…. all sparklee and pretteh in teh bubbul. *sigh*
          Can ennywun has a bubbul? Hao can I getz wun? It wud be berry nice to haz a alternative transport ashun. Gas is so high nao!
          Erm- teh bubbul duzznt run on gas duz it?

          oh yeah, and HAPPY BIRFDAY, 3!

          • cweenmj says:

            enny1 can b habbing teh bubble 2 travel in. Un4un8lee, it onlee
            werkz heer. teh bubble not run on gas, runz on maginashunz.
            .
            teh 3heathens gabbing mii teh idea teh ozzer day. she be saying
            taht in her head seh herd teh voice uv Glynda teh Gud Wich 4 mai
            voice wen she reeding mai posts.
            :lol:
            Dat so NOT wut I sounding like.

            • leeza-b says:

              well then u r doing it rite!!
              cuz Glinda wuz what ai saw!
              :D

            • 3heathens says:

              An, Glinda teh Good Wich iz whut ai herd, tu!

              Ai seez yu inna lubbly gown, awl sparkly an pink, wif a lubbly wand tu help awl dere dreemsz cum tru!

              An, yur lubbly irri…. earid.. bubbl wif the pritty culurs on it: > pop! <

              Ai lyk dat!! :)

              *curtseez tu teh cweenmj*

              • cweenmj says:

                *curtseez bak to 3heathenz
                Gud morning, tree heevinz!
                Wud u care to joining mii in deh bubble? Adn u, 2 Leeza-b?
                *Wavez hand adn bubble encirklez awl tree uv dem
                *adn flotez up into deh air.
                *dey lukking down on awl teh cheezpeepz sellebrating
                *gascatz birfday.

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  O hai up tehre!!! an hao prittee yoo luk. Wehn yoo com bak down, cud yoo take gascat an fishycat up fur a ride?? Ai think they mite liek it a lot!!!

                  an bee shur to take sum photoz. Ai’d liek to see the byootimus hyooj giant
                  caek – wif awl teh candulz ablazing so brite it lukz like a sunrize frum afar!

                  • cweenmj says:

                    > POOF <
                    *Janet joins us in deh bubble.
                    Dere, now u can b deeing 4 yersef.

                    • leeza-b says:

                      oooo wut a spectacle-tabbyculare view!
                      ai can almoast see teh oshun from up heer!

                      wow that is sum big cake they haz! This is gud.. b/c we can haz a nice long ride, and nawt worry abowt missing teh cake.
                      Um, do u haz a baffroom in this bubbul??

          • Lola says:

            teh bubble iz b teh carbon nootral

      • SueBooCat says:

        gasssscat…oh GASSScat? wher u be?

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          ♫♫ Gaaaascat, tell usss
          awl moderne cheezpeeps ar jellus ♪

          ♫ wich ov yur magickul wands

          got yoo . . .to this veree happee day. (Ebreebuddee knows ai dont hav a mews!!)

          But heer – thiz grate beeg bookay ov fresh daffydills tath ai just ran awt an pikked fur yoo!!

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            Teh lubbliesst peep in cheezland
            Wuz Gascat, teh smrtess as well
            Wunce yoo picked him up on yur antennae
            Yoo’d nebber be free ov hiz spell

          • Lola says:

            wut a wunderfull ideea! i haz daffy dills 2!!! ai shal go pik sum 4 awl of us now, and i haz sum toolips and whyte flowers and purrple fwowers on bushez also…i wil bring tem all 2 r party!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Oh, Lola. Yur flours ar SOOOOO prittee – an so MENEEE! Maekz it luk VEREE festive indeed. An – teh parfewm – *inhalez deeplee* it goez rite to mai hed!!! ;-)

      • Tribble says:

        Happi Birfdai Gascat!! Mai u haz a happi dai tudai and menni moar happi burfdai’s!
        I haz brought burfdai hatz an partee hornz. Payper playtes an cupz wit birfdai kittehz on dem. An kitteh partee favorz.

    • lolnascar says:

      Happy Birdday do u!!

    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

      a birfday party??
      OK !!
      guess wut? if you goes to teh yew-tubes to find a happy birthday song, you finds all kindza strange things. me, i likeded this wun:
      .
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeypOvsY91Q
      .
      happy birthday to gascat, and happy nawt-birthday to eberybuddy who is having a nawt-birthday tuday

    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

      a birfday party??
      OK !!
      guess wut? if you goes to teh yew-tubes to find a happy birthday song, you finds all kindza strange things. me, i likeded this wun:
      .
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeypOvsY91Q
      .
      happy birthday to gascat, and happy nawt-birthday to eberybuddy who is having a nawt-birthday tuday

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        {{{{Phillipe}}}}} That iz so CYOOT!!! an just waht we needed!!! :D

      • zauberflote says:

        Enneebuddy rememember “A Very Happy (or maybe “Merry”) Un-Birthday” frum a BBC-ish recording ob “Alice in Wunderland” frum teh laet 50’s/early 60’s?

        • zauberflote says:

          ok, werdskwash iz eeted mai link, wich I wuz careful to “unlink”….I finks it were frum teh moobee, tho. “A Very Merry Unbirthday”, sung bai the mad hatter and teh march hare.

          • CheshireKittehKat says:

            Iyt startz aowt: “A Very Merry Unbirthday, to you, to you;
            A Very Merry Unbirthday, to you!”……

            Ai doan rember ennymoar; az Ai recawls, iyts frum:

            “The Mad Hatter’s Tea Party”, frum “Alice in Wonderland’.

            (Wun ov my XXXXXXXXtra Speshul Favrites!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!)

            (Iyf Ai bees mystaiken, pleez tu advyse;
            Jes doan seynd lotsa lettres)

        • Duffy says:

          Is Disneee song frum Disnee Aliss movie. Is eerwurm!

      • cweenmj says:

        I nawt mai birfday 2day. so I be thanking yew 4 deh nswt-birfday greetingz adn i b returning teh nawt-birfday wishes 2 u Pd’B.

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        Fank yoo, PdB, fer teh charmink bideo, an teh grate nawt-birfdae wishes! I send gud wishes to yoo, an hoeps yoo haz a grate nawt birfdae day, too!

    • kafleen says:

      Oh, my gudness! Gascat’ eyeballs gunna pop owt wen hee see all dis! Wutt a wunnurfull use of a furst comment opportunitee Janet! U make my hart soar!

      Happee Birfday, indeed, Gascat, an menneh happee cheezburgas!

      Luv frum Donkee

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh hai, kafleen. Ai ar so happee to see yoo heer. :D

        *wispurrs* ai wuz lurkin – wif mai birfdai card alreddee ritten an reddee to post!!!

    • kitsunerina says:

      HAppee Birthdey!

      Dis munth is such a speshull wun,
      iz birfdaey taim foar yu.
      weed rilly laik to sillybrayt dis happee day wif yu!
      soooooo,
      zippeeedeeay an hide-dee-hole
      deres sumthin we kin do-
      weel seeng a sawng dat we doant noe,
      happee brithday to yu!

      *confetti showers*

    • cat_butt_squirrel_butt says:

      HAPPY BIRFFDAY, GASCAT!!

      2-dai b also teh 4-rf birfday ov mai kibby cat, Maxi!!

      Hippo birdy, Max Factor! U share teh dai wiff Gascat!

      MAXI + GASCAT!!
      ICE CREEM 4 EBBREY WON!

    • Lee says:

      Wayt….wee r egrets, nawt storx….. wheew! Srree, bad trip, man…

  2. no wurries… babies bounce right?

  3. lolnascar says:

    Dern trainees!!

  4. Kayjoy says:

    No worries, Lolrus iz holdin up his bukket.

  5. Britt says:

    No wrries Sam its lik Kitteh it lands on all fors

  6. Tribble says:

    Baybee will fawl in craydle on tree top frum rock a bye baybee song.

  7. … and thus was teh Snugli invented.

  8. rhsb says:

    Ai fink dat happend 2 mai brudder. It wud ’splain alot abowt him. ;-)

  9. mysterious says:

    Stork(tm) is not responsible for any damage that occurs during shipping.

    • Britt says:

      tis funnay, i iz srta new tu dis. so ello frm britt kitteh

      • rhsb says:

        Welkum, Britt kitteh! Wii iz awl frenz heer.

      • cweenmj says:

        welcum britt!!! Iz u in TTI? (Teeny Tiny Ingerlund)
        Heer, I b gibbing u a CHRG (wdoi) 4 protecting ur braynez. Dis 1 b habbing deh baybeh woolly mammuthz on it. I not b noeing hoo did teh drawingz.
        .
        {{{{britt}}}}

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        Hewwwoooo, Britt!
        .
        Welkum tu teh ICHC!
        .
        I hoeps yoo has a gud tiem wif us – iz a grate bunch ov peeps!
        .
        Heer, has sum welkum hawt choklit an sum poosum-shaped choklit peeces. If yoo need sumfing, jes askses us. Teh CCC (Cyoot Crash Cart) is arownd sumplaec, an has blankees and odder usefull tings, shuld yoo need tehm.
        .
        (ohai peeps! wehre’d teh CCC git to?)

        • Britt says:

          tanks mucha, and elllos. chokilt muh fav. i iz huppy kitteh nowz. ~.^

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          *wispurrs to PBwK* Ai think ai see it ober dere in teh korner bai teh peepl catchee thing, teh trampoleen an teh tiem masheen. Its getting a bit crowded ober dere!!

          O hai, Britt. so nice too meet yoo! an, mite ai ask – whut kind ov artisty iz it taht yoo ar???

    • SolnEsther says:

      why is ebbeybody calling them storks? Theys fairly obviously snowy egrets. Annuder case where a misleadin capshun misleads.

      • SolnEsther says:

        note they distinctive yellow feets

        • cweenmj says:

          Enny buddy got teh troll listez? I droppinged mine. Adn I ferget wich number dis iz adn I wudn’t want 2 b calling Sol bai himz rong nomber. But dere must b a number 4 deh “this isn’t wut teh capshun sayz it iz.”
          Ennyway, wii thanking yew 4 teh biology lesson, Sol. Wii b sending u ower egretz, but wii doan’t kare. ;-)

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Heer yoo go!!!

            gremlin
            November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am

            Berry happy to halp!

            Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin 8 on which tiype yoo gotz.

            Lessee. Dere’s
            1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
            2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
            3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
            4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
            5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
            6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
            7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll. 8 8 )Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
            9) Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm “sumthing” wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing’ else” troll.
            10) Da “wun burger” troll

            Which wun yoo gotz?

            • SolnEsther says:

              Note to self:
              1) cheezpeeps doan no ware bebies comes from
              2) cheezpeeps finks storks deliber bebies
              3) cheezpeeps finks egrets is storks
              4) cheezpeeps git cranky if yo sujest dey mite be mistook
              5) der are 8 kindsa troll werse den me. Git to werk!

              • altosinger says:

                Sol, yoo sumfin elts. Iff wee ebber figyur owt wut, wee’ll letjoo kno!
                {{{{{{{{{SolnEsther}}}}}}}}}} !!!

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Sol – ai feel ai must explain sumthing heer.

                We are just teh comminters. We are nawt responsibul fur teh capshun oar teh pikshur.

                So we must just taek teh pikshur an teh cap fur what they ar. We cannawt maek up sumthing else. In this instance, eben thoough it’s cleerlee egretz, tehy are called storks – becuz IT ISN’T FUNNEE IF WE DON’T CALL THEM STORKS!!! Cloase is quite gud enuf fer heer.

                Egretz dropping babies izzn’t funnee. Storks ar. End of storee.

                Yoo seem to bee assuming taht we awl has teh stoppees – an fur teh most part, it seems to mee taht it iz becuz yoo dont yet kwite unnerstand teh kind of hyoomer we are plaing wif heer.

                Yoo ar in the companee heer ov sum of teh brightest an funniest peeple awn the fayce ov the urth. Many ar veree famous in their own feelds. Ai maiself can akshulle claim to be “internashunallee acklaimed” in mai field. Nawt that taht meens much, cuz there ar verree few peeple in it!! EEZEE to bee teh best!

                But – teh point iz – yoo ar correkting an critisizing peeple fur teh verree things taht maek them funnee – an deer to us.

                But yoo CUD fit it, if yoo reelee wanted to. Yoo hav ebreething needed. Yoo ar smart, yoo haz lots ov knowledge (as do menee ov us), yoo can bee kwite funnee.

                But ai think yoo shud pay a bit moar attenshun to what iz ackshullee going awn here. Remember – we haz no rools but wun. An that iz to be nice.

                What we doo heere iz play ar games an hav fun wif peepl – an trai to maek ebreewun else HAPPEEE!!!! That is waht we awl want – to be happee an maek ar deer frenz happee.

                Ov corse wun may tease . . .but awnlee in a kindlee way. Critizing sumwun else is just NAWT DUN!!! Becuz ebreewun heer bringz hiz or her own style to teh tabul – an we liek this happy mix verree much.

                I thnk taht enewun hoo likes opera an Thurber an so menee things ai liek cannawt be bad – but yoo sumtiems seem to mee to be a liddle blind. Fur exampul, we ar thowing a partee heer fur a 19 yeer old – taht his 13 year old sister will certainlee see as well. An yoo HAS to talk about yur wrinkled spot???? Duzzn’t fit in.

                An – wun last favor ai wud ask of yoo. Pleez – no moar “STFU.” Ai dint know waht it ment, so ai had to google it. And it iz nawt pleasant fur mee to see this. Putz ulgee soundz in mai hed where awl ai want ar sweet an nice wuns.

                Menee peepl heer liek yoo a lot – but – ai think yoo reelee has to observe moar an trai harder. Yoo hav – because yoo doo nawt yet know with whom yoo ar deeling heer, inadvertenlee hurt sum feelings. Ai’m shur yoo dint meen to. Just – think sumtiems, befoar yoo speek.

            • cweenmj says:

              Tank yew Janet.
              Noaw I noez.
              Sol, u b a Nomber 9 troll.

              • SolnEsther says:

                I axually fot I was doin a gid ting, after 3 hrs I for the stork fred was goin dry so I fot it was time to point out dat dey egrets an meybe sumbody would see an opportunity for new life, like “He drap the baby but ha snowregrets” or praps sumtin amuzing. Din’t intend to steps on large delicate yellow feets. Don’t mean Ise nawt a trol, the paff to troldom is paved wif ideas wut seemed gud at the time.

            • gremlin says:

              Ohai! Itz gud to see teh taxonomy uv trolls list is growing!

              Congrats to JCH4K on nawt-sekkund!

              Happy b-day to gascat!

              An a gudbye frum meh, fur a liddel whyle. I will be away frum keybord neggst week. Will miss mah cheez-frenz. See yoo awl when I getz bak.

              {{cheezfrenz, I’ll miss yoo}}

              luv, Gremlin

    • Deodand says:

      Dang! Better check that tracking number.

  10. Tribble says:

    Chyldhood obeesity startin earlier an earlier!

  11. kafleen says:

    Now teh misturry uff mah stoopee is solved! :lol:

    (Mah dad’s name is Frank…LOL!)

  12. Lola says:

    enny uther artisty kittehs heere?

  13. Britt says:

    Frank ii thinks itz timez for another way tu transport teh babies

  14. Lola says:

    mebbe at leest get a kar seet or sumthin :-)

  15. shadow says:

    i has the baby with me see heez waiving at you britt.

  16. shadow says:

    come here lola and see da babee and can you bring some warm milk?

  17. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Wel, Ai’m wundring iyf iyt wuz teh storkxx bebbeh;

    Iyf yess, den mite bee OK; speshully iyf bebbeh haz sum feffthers-
    den purrhaps hims cud flies;

    (doan wanna sea enny bebbeh, ebben iyf storkxx bebbeh, fawl daown
    adn goe BOOOOOM!!!!)

  18. Duffy says:

    I tole yu an tole yu, nevur talk wif yur mouth full!!!

  19. iluvmaidawg says:

    oh noes. wher da bebbeh gow?

  20. Neek says:

    ROFL!

  21. no 1 in particular says:

    Donuld Trump stork sez: yur fyureded!

  22. Huh says:

    Qucik! I don’t get dis wun. Wuts the story beehind it?

  23. jmuhj says:

    Zero populashun kontroal. An EGGSELLINT idiia. Foar humunz (espeshullii thoas frum teh most-consoomingk, most-pollutink groups and nashuns!), nawt foar storkz oar iigrits.

  24. Eric says:

    Behbee birdee will lernz to fly reel fast!!11!

  25. Pellmelody says:

    Is Egregret2, nots Storc.

  26. Burnt Eyes says:

    A lowd of paperwerkz. Dis will be it.

  27. marleyinoc says:

    anyone managed to ignore the light at the end of the tunnel?

  28. marleyinoc says:

    iz 2 mux

  29. munim says:

    haha… one of the best ever..

  30. shelby says:

    itz ok baybeh was gonna grow up to be republikin

  31. Meg says:

    You need to properly credit this image if you’re going to post it online. It’s from a Nature’s Best Magazine and a Smithsonian Institution exhibition. Please credit the artist… since they are the ones who did the hard work on this image.


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