Comments on: laydeez room

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:13:19 +0000

Ai fink dat wuz Fyumi;

BTW, Ai wuz taikeing a waulk teh udder dai roun teh moat adn Ai runned iyntu Fyumi.

Her wuz waring suneglaysses, laungyng onna beech chayre inna sune, adn njoying a fraustee mynt julyp wif a fishee sammidge & a syde ordre uv frieses.

Ai aksed haow she beez speyndyng her free tyme, naow taht sheez owt uv a jawb, synce trollz nawt cumin roun afture teh bergers.

Her sez sheez nawt gunna staynd iyn noe unimploimint lion;
Pogo adn Alburt can iyf dey wunt tu, butt nawt her.

Ai wyshed her wel; adn she sez: KTHXBAI!!!

By: iluvmaidawg

iluvmaidawg — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:15:19 +0000

ai wantz a kis too.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:25:02 +0000

“Hey, Karuhmelo, meetin b uhjernt. Y u stil heer?”

“I SED i hasta pupe! Littel praivusee plz?”

“O. Sawree.”

“Kthxbai.”

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:51:49 +0000

Argh!

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:42:07 +0000

I’z so happitayle yu gottit H2Os. Sins Esme objex tu wipies an dere were know H2Os, de nextest step wood ob coarse to do watt de mommacats do fur dere wee little bebe kettehs hoo don no howe to use de literboxes yet. Yu no watt I means, dont cha?:???:

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:36:18 +0000

OH, LUK, CP!!! up dere ^^ See? ur commint appeerd. Finallee.
Word pretzel wuz just messing wif u.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:26:55 +0000

twas teh first splort, bak afore igor an teh BRVM wen awl teh braynes gotted micksed up. ai gots dirtee thots and yu gots addickted to Lolspeek.

nawt to menshun dat sumbuddy spended lawts uv taim sprayin everything wif ‘a sens uv hyoomer.’

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:20:42 +0000

I noez thingz. I’m sycadelic!!
Mmmm. chokklit martoonee.
Not just 4 brekfust ennymoar.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:12:07 +0000

Mebbe teh wordpretzel b eeting dem. It duz dat sumtymz

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:10:09 +0000

Hello? Why aren’t any of my posts showing up here anymore?

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:08:15 +0000

This photo reminds me of an old Herman comic strip. Two couples are sitting at a restaurant table, and the ladies excuse themselves to go visit the facilities. When they’ve gone, one of the guys says to the other, “Men are like sharks, always hungry, always circling. Women are like sardines…they’re always in the can.”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:08:07 +0000

Oh, hai, Kafleen. Gud 2 see deh happee dawnkee heer.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:05:44 +0000

Hi, MJ.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:04:57 +0000

OK, catlover. I feel your pain. Seriously. I remember it was not that long ago
I had a personal ad and one of my turnoffs was “babytalk.” I absolutely thought
it was gross. Also I had a site on which I complained bitterly about dumb crap
that didn’t matter a hill of beans, and one of my pet peeves was “LOL.”

I juss done know wutt happunned too me, LOL! Cans enneewun figgur it owt?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:36:04 +0000

:snerk:

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:32:58 +0000

nobody likes it except for us 3 or 4 posters.

By: catlover

catlover — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:50:32 +0000

ADORABLE PICTURES ON THIS SITE! But why the ridiculous baby talk? Total turnoff…

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:43:18 +0000

best fing abowt puss iz wen donkee sez “I sorree, teh posishun uv annoyin aminul sydekik iz alreddee taykin!”

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:35:48 +0000

Yay hooray luvshak! Sum day Ai wantz 2 get 2gedder wif mai sistr en mai hubzbind, en we ken al sing karry…karo…at teh bar 2 luvshak. Mai sistr ken sing teh hy notez, en Ai ken sing teh not-so-hy notez, en mai hubz ken sing/speek teh FredShnydr bitz. It wil b fun.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:50:12 +0000

lolcb, do I soun lyk “sploosh!” ???

You knows ob korse dat dey make a fing for the gurls what like funnel so you goils can yooz teh bois rum wifout fallin in teh yernals.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:39:43 +0000

uv corse! whu noes whut fowl kreechures lay in wate insyde jus waytin foar a herdless wummen to go in?

By: KimW

KimW — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:32:47 +0000

yeah girlz
you needs enny help in there?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:31:22 +0000

but taktyl: DO NOT WANT!

By: KimW

KimW — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:30:17 +0000

Mildy unfresh-snerk-blows tea out noze. Prayers that Esme will pass her exam wit flyink colors.

BTW along wit tea mi momiter is covered wit branesplort from de cyutte. CCC plez
kthxbai

The flamie point kitten-WANT!!! Looks like Bridge Kitteh Pinky

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:30:02 +0000

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By: Billy

Billy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:20:49 +0000

Hot tub kitties wonder where the bubbles are.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:10:04 +0000

awl teh gurlz in teh litter box talkin ‘bowt hoo tew invite tew teh Sadee Hawkinz!
ai luvs teh Reliant K!

By: DemonCat53

DemonCat53 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:49:36 +0000

spousal unit wud be corect. (He notsabad fer a micheegun boi)

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:47:17 +0000

Teh audio is kwite interesting as well.

By: DeeDeeQ5724

DeeDeeQ5724 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:45:56 +0000

oh yes you must to b seein de senor puss in bootz. he is teh BOMB!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:37:45 +0000

Ai gotz a meetin in teh laydeez room.
Ai’ll be bak reel soon.
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:14:04 +0000

Yay! Kthxisecreemhedache

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:13:47 +0000

thx, COL… but just fur the record, I did figgur it owt.

aftur 10 minnits.

my lack uv caffene… let me show u it!
ai wuz up late b/c I went to see ‘Wikkid’ last nite. Best show evvur! Speekin of wich, the mane cha, kar, um, the leed role person was ‘Elfi’. I didn’t no Elfi was starrin in a broadwai show!! WOW!!

By: DemonCat53

DemonCat53 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:13:04 +0000

how you knowd I lub daffy-dyles?

*rayz glassesz

*cheerz! herez to gnu cheezefrenz!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:08:05 +0000

Sumtymes weird press eetz ur commintz (eben wen u not nubee) and keep dem hiding. Den, wen u gibs up on dem adn riting dem all ober agen, it b horking dem up. It b a game weird press plaiz wif ebbery1 wunst in wyle just 2 seeing how stoopee it can make u luk.

By: SuntanMidori

SuntanMidori — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:07:23 +0000

Diffrunt kinds of pile! Dis haz me LOLing!

By: SuntanMidori

SuntanMidori — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:05:55 +0000

Diffrunt kinds of pile! Dat haz me LOLing!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:05:16 +0000

meetin playz is nawt too small
meetins is too lawng das all!
Moshun to ajern!
Sekunded!
awl in favor?
Is unnamerous, mtg ajernt KTHXBAI

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:04:27 +0000

Thx, COL! U gets me.

Um, not as a prize. U unnerstands me. Good 4 me, skary 4 u.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:04:09 +0000

LOLZ!!
Wait a minnit.
Um, iz that gud or bad?

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:01:15 +0000

I fink she meens she wants bofe of dem.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:00:46 +0000

I’m a talking fool!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:00:14 +0000

Hi, Kafleen.

Dis wuz mah intrunts call.

I watched Shrek last night fur furst time in a lawwwwng time.

I cuddunt beeleeve wutt a good choice ub avatar I picked. Dang, I shur doo identify wiff dat donkey!

I lub dat donkey!

I needs too rent teh udder movees…nebbur seen dem, can u beeleev it! Nebbur seen dat Puss in Boots.

Sheesh. Wutt a dummee.

By: nismo

nismo — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:00:06 +0000

It’s easier for us guys to go to the bathroom. We have stalls + urinals. We don’t have to worry about wiping the seat. We generally don’t have to do as much, so we finish faster. Unfortunately, some guys like to get out as fast as possible, and skip the most important part: washing their hands. Remember: always the door handle with a paper towel!

Sometimes when walk into the men’s room, I see a line for the ladies’ room. And when I walk out, I see same people still standing in line!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:36 +0000

OH!!! of CORSE u can has both!! Duh!

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:57:55 +0000

ohai, leeza-b.
I tawt yu wuld like to know dat I wuz in kawfee shop
yestiddy, n when day asked if I wanted whippy
cream, I taught “dey kan’t make whippy cream
cuz dere’s no skwirrls in here.”
Lukily, I didn say it.
Yu had changded da way i tinks bout whippy cream forebber.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:55:20 +0000

S.U.? Signyficat Udderv? Spousal Unit? Someone Unkown? Soused Unkle? Unkle Sol? nunamy bidness? My older sisters offsprings ( Neese and Neph) are known to Esther and me as Demon Spawn (rotten, spoiled, undisciplined childers)

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:53:27 +0000

Ebry tyme u go ta baisball stadeeyum, dis happenz…

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:52:33 +0000

Hey, ai gotta poop!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:51:15 +0000

Iz nap tyme yet?