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cleaning out is constant job.
congrats on nawt-seckund! CH alwayz delivurz!
yes, corn grats CH! A cleer nawt sekkund this time! Wut wud u liek?
Sumthin happie I hoap! We can sing Luv Shak?? That’s a gud groop sawng.
if yoo c a fayded sine bi da seyd ov da rowd dat says five-teem myles too da LUV SHAK!
Luv Shak be good - iz happy song! I red sum of previous pikshur’s posts (stood-up kitteh), and sum people - espeshally JKH4K - be weeping over the sadness of it all. So let this sillibrayshun put everyone back into Party Gear: Luv Shak and any other upbeat songs; happy drinks and happy food (for me that be a Pepsi and a piece of choklate cake).
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And after the party, lets all go cleen out the litter boxes so these lovely ladies remain evermore huggable.
This mite be good place to give u guise a update on mah Esme and my H2Omeless sityooashun yestiddy. Watter main borked on mah street and borked reel good. No watters from wakey-up time until around half-past elebenty last night. They had to remoove 2 trees in teh fixing-up process.
I was mildly unfresh all day — and of coarse every elevator I gotted on yestiddy was teh crowded. Esme is in a e-collar from her recent surgeries and I had been rinsing her off wif teh sprayer attachment in teh sink. Needless to say, she was even unfresher than me until I was able to hose her off before I went to beds. She screams when I use wipes or tissues.
I hads a nice hot shower this morning — wif soaps AND watters! — and of coarse every elevator I has been on today has been teh empty. Mabye teh word went out yestidday that there was a stinky woman in teh bilding and so evrywun should avoid teh elevators?
But cross ur fingers for Esme, she goes to teh surgeon-vet tomorrow for her follow-up and if teh vet says so, teh e-collar can come off! Everybuddy in mah household will be teh happy.
iz glad to heer u and ur kitteh r refreshed now LCB! Itz annoiying when u cant refresh.
*hey awl u peepul in LCB land… u can getz bak on teh ellyvators now!*
um, I know nuthing purrsonally abowt why ennywun wud nawt be on ur elevaytors….
aaawww… teh poor babee, gib esme som lov kisses from meh n we here in mai hous will keep esme in r thawts (I glad us iz fwesh too but we all noes haow we are: we worries moar bout teh kittehs somtimez)
haaay!!??? dis was posed to be in reply to LCB way up deres bout her Esme. Wats goin on here??
okay feel teh stoopids naow…nebermind
Noe! Donut feline stoopid - iz stoopee WurdCrush!
Mildy unfresh-snerk-blows tea out noze. Prayers that Esme will pass her exam wit flyink colors.
BTW along wit tea mi momiter is covered wit branesplort from de cyutte. CCC plez
kthxbai
The flamie point kitten-WANT!!! Looks like Bridge Kitteh Pinky
I’z so happitayle yu gottit H2Os. Sins Esme objex tu wipies an dere were know H2Os, de nextest step wood ob coarse to do watt de mommacats do fur dere wee little bebe kettehs hoo don no howe to use de literboxes yet. Yu no watt I means, dont cha?
ys! u reeded my mind CH… ai think we all need a happy aftur that last thred!
Pepsi and chawkit cake fur u.
I’ll haz a Cheerwine flote! Maybe make sum pi! How abowt… peach? B/c awl the kittehs haz sawfy peech-like fuzzies?
yay, CH an leeza-b! I tink a partee is jes wuht DrTinyCat ordered affer dat las pic.
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I’z gonna wate ober heer in a kwiet korner an watch teh kyoot an sillie kitties wile teh pi finishes baking. When it’z reddy, i can haz a peece wif fanilla eiskreem? kthx.
everribodies moovin, everribodies groovin!
DING!
the peech pi is dun! who wantz som hawt? plz to spessify wif vanilla i scream or wif whippy creem.
“Or”?
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wut?
I fink she meens she wants bofe of dem.
Thx, COL! U gets me.
Um, not as a prize. U unnerstands me. Good 4 me, skary 4 u.
thx, COL… but just fur the record, I did figgur it owt.
aftur 10 minnits.
my lack uv caffene… let me show u it!
ai wuz up late b/c I went to see ‘Wikkid’ last nite. Best show evvur! Speekin of wich, the mane cha, kar, um, the leed role person was ‘Elfi’. I didn’t no Elfi was starrin in a broadwai show!! WOW!!
OH!!! of CORSE u can has both!! Duh!
Yay! Kthxisecreemhedache
ohai, leeza-b.
I tawt yu wuld like to know dat I wuz in kawfee shop
yestiddy, n when day asked if I wanted whippy
cream, I taught “dey kan’t make whippy cream
cuz dere’s no skwirrls in here.”
Lukily, I didn say it.
Yu had changded da way i tinks bout whippy cream forebber.
LOLZ!!
Wait a minnit.
Um, iz that gud or bad?
10 r00f… rsted!
Yay hooray luvshak! Sum day Ai wantz 2 get 2gedder wif mai sistr en mai hubzbind, en we ken al sing karry…karo…at teh bar 2 luvshak. Mai sistr ken sing teh hy notez, en Ai ken sing teh not-so-hy notez, en mai hubz ken sing/speek teh FredShnydr bitz. It wil b fun.
Haaaay ladies…looking snuggly soft!
Ucky buoy. DO NAWT WANT!
Yah, wii donut need noe stinkee bois!
bois has dere own fort to go plai in. so go ober dere alreddy!
yeah girlz
you needs enny help in there?
An tehre’s NEBBER a lien fur the men’s room…
dis remynd me ub a dokyumentery ai wunz seen, kawld “queue to pee” (bowt menz an wimminz publik restruumz in india).
It’s easier for us guys to go to the bathroom. We have stalls + urinals. We don’t have to worry about wiping the seat. We generally don’t have to do as much, so we finish faster. Unfortunately, some guys like to get out as fast as possible, and skip the most important part: washing their hands. Remember: always the door handle with a paper towel!
Sometimes when walk into the men’s room, I see a line for the ladies’ room. And when I walk out, I see same people still standing in line!
U noes, us ladiez can nevvur to to the baffroom alone!
uv corse! whu noes whut fowl kreechures lay in wate insyde jus waytin foar a herdless wummen to go in?
I’ve heard of a clown car, but a clown litter box?
Us no b claonz! Us iz veree seereeyus. Myoo.
Furget dis, I iz uzing da menz room.
Bin tehre, dun taht!
[wispur]me too[/wispur]
I’d be afraid of fallin’ off teh yoorinal.
Ai axshully LOLed…. WIN!!
dats qwite teh vishual
Teh audio is kwite interesting as well.
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but taktyl: DO NOT WANT!
lolcb, do I soun lyk “sploosh!” ???
You knows ob korse dat dey make a fing for the gurls what like funnel so you goils can yooz teh bois rum wifout fallin in teh yernals.
Rub-a-dub-dub six kittehz gonna need a tub!
Can u spare a skware?
Elaine on Jerry Seinfeld FTW!
No? Cain’t spare a square? OK, Kin yo break a five?
“Dis meetin uv teh itteh bitteh kitteh komitteh wil nao kum tu ordur. Furzt aitum awn teh uhjenda: a riport awn ar noo meeting plays, wich Marbulz wil nao reed.”
“Fank u, Miztur Kuddulfays. Eh-hem. ‘Riport awn Noo Meetin Plays. Noo meetin plays is sumwut less krowdid dn dee armz we wuz yoozin b-foar, but iz stil tu smawl. Iz alsew veree sandee an smelz sumtaiymz.”
“Fank u, Marbulz. Voet awn weddur we steyz at noo meetin plays wil be held at nekst meetin. Nao Tihggur wil begin hiz prezentayshun awn string an itz mehnee yoosez.”
Tiggur: ahem. Teh menny yoozez ub stwing iz az folloez:
attakin
battin
catz kwaydl makin
danglin
e
eatin? pleh! DO NOT WANT (just a PSA for teh kittehs)
for makin teh hoomins go *splort*
gettin teh hoomins attenshun at dinner tyme, snorgle time, etc.
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hidin it in sockee drawr
injesting it part way then horkin it
jauntily waering on head
k
Hidin under the bed - espeshully teh strings with soks attachd
Imeedyut pounsing on
Jiggling
Katchin in yer klawz
Leepin upawn
Makin pritee dekorayshunz arownd teh rume
Noming litelee b-foar disaidin it no tayst gud
o
offen helping hoomins wif dere coordinashun
playing!!!!!
quietly sneeking it into inneresting places wehre teh hoomin wil find an be confuzzled bai
r…
runnin after
sneeking up on
tieing self into notts wif
Reedin — distraktin huumin from
Splorts — cawsin of in hoomins
Tanglin
U…
untanglin?.. well maybe nawt so much.
victory dans ovur
wiggly butt befoar powncing on