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cleaning out is constant job.
congrats on nawt-seckund! CH alwayz delivurz!
yes, corn grats CH! A cleer nawt sekkund this time! Wut wud u liek?
Sumthin happie I hoap! We can sing Luv Shak?? That’s a gud groop sawng.
if yoo c a fayded sine bi da seyd ov da rowd dat says five-teem myles too da LUV SHAK!
Luv Shak be good – iz happy song! I red sum of previous pikshur’s posts (stood-up kitteh), and sum people – espeshally JKH4K – be weeping over the sadness of it all. So let this sillibrayshun put everyone back into Party Gear: Luv Shak and any other upbeat songs; happy drinks and happy food (for me that be a Pepsi and a piece of choklate cake).
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And after the party, lets all go cleen out the litter boxes so these lovely ladies remain evermore huggable.
This mite be good place to give u guise a update on mah Esme and my H2Omeless sityooashun yestiddy. Watter main borked on mah street and borked reel good. No watters from wakey-up time until around half-past elebenty last night. They had to remoove 2 trees in teh fixing-up process.
I was mildly unfresh all day — and of coarse every elevator I gotted on yestiddy was teh crowded. Esme is in a e-collar from her recent surgeries and I had been rinsing her off wif teh sprayer attachment in teh sink. Needless to say, she was even unfresher than me until I was able to hose her off before I went to beds. She screams when I use wipes or tissues.
I hads a nice hot shower this morning — wif soaps AND watters! — and of coarse every elevator I has been on today has been teh empty. Mabye teh word went out yestidday that there was a stinky woman in teh bilding and so evrywun should avoid teh elevators?
But cross ur fingers for Esme, she goes to teh surgeon-vet tomorrow for her follow-up and if teh vet says so, teh e-collar can come off! Everybuddy in mah household will be teh happy.
iz glad to heer u and ur kitteh r refreshed now LCB! Itz annoiying when u cant refresh.
*hey awl u peepul in LCB land… u can getz bak on teh ellyvators now!*
um, I know nuthing purrsonally abowt why ennywun wud nawt be on ur elevaytors….
aaawww… teh poor babee, gib esme som lov kisses from meh n we here in mai hous will keep esme in r thawts (I glad us iz fwesh too but we all noes haow we are: we worries moar bout teh kittehs somtimez)
haaay!!??? dis was posed to be in reply to LCB way up deres bout her Esme. Wats goin on here??
okay feel teh stoopids naow…nebermind
Noe! Donut feline stoopid – iz stoopee WurdCrush!
Mildy unfresh-snerk-blows tea out noze. Prayers that Esme will pass her exam wit flyink colors.
BTW along wit tea mi momiter is covered wit branesplort from de cyutte. CCC plez
kthxbai
The flamie point kitten-WANT!!! Looks like Bridge Kitteh Pinky
I’z so happitayle yu gottit H2Os. Sins Esme objex tu wipies an dere were know H2Os, de nextest step wood ob coarse to do watt de mommacats do fur dere wee little bebe kettehs hoo don no howe to use de literboxes yet. Yu no watt I means, dont cha?:???:
ys! u reeded my mind CH… ai think we all need a happy aftur that last thred!
Pepsi and chawkit cake fur u.
I’ll haz a Cheerwine flote! Maybe make sum pi! How abowt… peach? B/c awl the kittehs haz sawfy peech-like fuzzies?
yay, CH an leeza-b! I tink a partee is jes wuht DrTinyCat ordered affer dat las pic.
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I’z gonna wate ober heer in a kwiet korner an watch teh kyoot an sillie kitties wile teh pi finishes baking. When it’z reddy, i can haz a peece wif fanilla eiskreem? kthx.
everribodies moovin, everribodies groovin!
DING!
the peech pi is dun! who wantz som hawt? plz to spessify wif vanilla i scream or wif whippy creem.
“Or”?
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wut?
I fink she meens she wants bofe of dem.
Thx, COL! U gets me.
Um, not as a prize. U unnerstands me. Good 4 me, skary 4 u.
thx, COL… but just fur the record, I did figgur it owt.
aftur 10 minnits.
my lack uv caffene… let me show u it!
ai wuz up late b/c I went to see ‘Wikkid’ last nite. Best show evvur! Speekin of wich, the mane cha, kar, um, the leed role person was ‘Elfi’. I didn’t no Elfi was starrin in a broadwai show!! WOW!!
OH!!! of CORSE u can has both!! Duh!
Yay! Kthxisecreemhedache
ohai, leeza-b.
I tawt yu wuld like to know dat I wuz in kawfee shop
yestiddy, n when day asked if I wanted whippy
cream, I taught “dey kan’t make whippy cream
cuz dere’s no skwirrls in here.”
Lukily, I didn say it.
Yu had changded da way i tinks bout whippy cream forebber.
LOLZ!!
Wait a minnit.
Um, iz that gud or bad?
10 r00f… rsted!
Yay hooray luvshak! Sum day Ai wantz 2 get 2gedder wif mai sistr en mai hubzbind, en we ken al sing karry…karo…at teh bar 2 luvshak. Mai sistr ken sing teh hy notez, en Ai ken sing teh not-so-hy notez, en mai hubz ken sing/speek teh FredShnydr bitz. It wil b fun.
Haaaay ladies…looking snuggly soft!
Ucky buoy. DO NAWT WANT!
Yah, wii donut need noe stinkee bois!
bois has dere own fort to go plai in. so go ober dere alreddy!
yeah girlz
you needs enny help in there?
An tehre’s NEBBER a lien fur the men’s room…
dis remynd me ub a dokyumentery ai wunz seen, kawld “queue to pee” (bowt menz an wimminz publik restruumz in india).
It’s easier for us guys to go to the bathroom. We have stalls + urinals. We don’t have to worry about wiping the seat. We generally don’t have to do as much, so we finish faster. Unfortunately, some guys like to get out as fast as possible, and skip the most important part: washing their hands. Remember: always the door handle with a paper towel!
Sometimes when walk into the men’s room, I see a line for the ladies’ room. And when I walk out, I see same people still standing in line!
U noes, us ladiez can nevvur to to the baffroom alone!
uv corse! whu noes whut fowl kreechures lay in wate insyde jus waytin foar a herdless wummen to go in?
I’ve heard of a clown car, but a clown litter box?
Us no b claonz! Us iz veree seereeyus. Myoo.
Furget dis, I iz uzing da menz room.
Bin tehre, dun taht!
[wispur]me too[/wispur]
I’d be afraid of fallin’ off teh yoorinal.
Ai axshully LOLed…. WIN!!
dats qwite teh vishual
Teh audio is kwite interesting as well.
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but taktyl: DO NOT WANT!
lolcb, do I soun lyk “sploosh!” ???
You knows ob korse dat dey make a fing for the gurls what like funnel so you goils can yooz teh bois rum wifout fallin in teh yernals.
Rub-a-dub-dub six kittehz gonna need a tub!
Can u spare a skware?
Elaine on Jerry Seinfeld FTW!
No? Cain’t spare a square? OK, Kin yo break a five?
“Dis meetin uv teh itteh bitteh kitteh komitteh wil nao kum tu ordur. Furzt aitum awn teh uhjenda: a riport awn ar noo meeting plays, wich Marbulz wil nao reed.”
“Fank u, Miztur Kuddulfays. Eh-hem. ‘Riport awn Noo Meetin Plays. Noo meetin plays is sumwut less krowdid dn dee armz we wuz yoozin b-foar, but iz stil tu smawl. Iz alsew veree sandee an smelz sumtaiymz.”
“Fank u, Marbulz. Voet awn weddur we steyz at noo meetin plays wil be held at nekst meetin. Nao Tihggur wil begin hiz prezentayshun awn string an itz mehnee yoosez.”
Tiggur: ahem. Teh menny yoozez ub stwing iz az folloez:
attakin
battin
catz kwaydl makin
danglin
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eatin? pleh! DO NOT WANT (just a PSA for teh kittehs)
for makin teh hoomins go *splort*
gettin teh hoomins attenshun at dinner tyme, snorgle time, etc.
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hidin it in sockee drawr
injesting it part way then horkin it
jauntily waering on head
k
Hidin under the bed – espeshully teh strings with soks attachd
Imeedyut pounsing on
Jiggling
Katchin in yer klawz
Leepin upawn
Makin pritee dekorayshunz arownd teh rume
Noming litelee b-foar disaidin it no tayst gud
o
offen helping hoomins wif dere coordinashun
playing!!!!!
quietly sneeking it into inneresting places wehre teh hoomin wil find an be confuzzled bai
r…
runnin after
sneeking up on
tieing self into notts wif
Reedin — distraktin huumin from
Splorts — cawsin of in hoomins
Tanglin
U…
untanglin?.. well maybe nawt so much.
victory dans ovur
wiggly butt befoar powncing on
xtracting from disgracefully tidy balls into properly tangled mess
yarncraft…. if teh kittehs had teh possable thumss
zoomin round teh house wif
This koncludes mai report on teh uses of teh stringsies. Nao Boots will give his report on the care and keeping of hoomins. Boots?
Er … teh cair an keepin of huumins … er, ahem …
Tehy open more gushiefud if you sit kwietly an stair up pitifully, wiv maybee a leetle teeny mew, oar if yu mak biskits gently on tehr stomikses. Tehy get too much eksited if yu jump in teh middel of teh tabel wiv all teh china an kristal — itz no gud for tehm….
I sowwy, iz not weally weddy to givs my report.
I kud do betr if my litl orinj self wuz not gettin skwushded by teh white floofy kitteh on top of meh.
Dat’s jus fine, Boots. Hoomins are kwite simple anywayz.
Snowball, plz stop skwishing Boots. Is not berry nice.
…wich bringz us bak tu teh meetin plays saiz ishoo.
Hims started it!
Iz nap tyme yet?
Hey, ai gotta poop!
meetin playz is nawt too small
meetins is too lawng das all!
Moshun to ajern!
Sekunded!
awl in favor?
Is unnamerous, mtg ajernt KTHXBAI
“Hey, Karuhmelo, meetin b uhjernt. Y u stil heer?”
“I SED i hasta pupe! Littel praivusee plz?”
“O. Sawree.”
“Kthxbai.”
hhmmmm…..remmuh-nissint of 6 car monorail pile-up—jus diffrunt kinds of pile
Diffrunt kinds of pile! Dat haz me LOLing!
Diffrunt kinds of pile! Dis haz me LOLing!
wii hassa boks.
an teh boks hass us.
(lilter-alley)
In Soviet Russia…
Tihs mus hav bin wut dey mehnt wen dey sed:
“Teh mommeh cat had a litter ov kittehs”.
(Kittehs sez synce dey bees a litter, dere gunna stai inna litter baux foar sayfe-keapyng).
Litter ov kittehs, FTW, CKK!
Literal hew-more
iz literal.
YAY! This is my picture! The cat with the upside down head is my Kitten!!!! ^_^
yoo b ay verry lucky hooman 4 haz sush a cyoot kitteh!
*ebil laff*
Naught now, huemin—Awl yer kittehz R belong 2 us!!
(well, vir-chew-alley awl!)
yews got teh sillee won!!! I always lyke teh silly onez
Hi, Kafleen.
Dis wuz mah intrunts call.
I watched Shrek last night fur furst time in a lawwwwng time.
I cuddunt beeleeve wutt a good choice ub avatar I picked. Dang, I shur doo identify wiff dat donkey!
I lub dat donkey!
I needs too rent teh udder movees…nebbur seen dem, can u beeleev it! Nebbur seen dat Puss in Boots.
Sheesh. Wutt a dummee.
I’m a talking fool!
oh yes you must to b seein de senor puss in bootz. he is teh BOMB!
best fing abowt puss iz wen donkee sez “I sorree, teh posishun uv annoyin aminul sydekik iz alreddee taykin!”
Does u has speshul problems feedin ur upside-down-hedded kitteh? Does u has to nail her fud dish to teh underside of a table or something? I imagine that u would has to beez teh extry careful when she is outside and it rains.
But u is good person for takin teh speshul-needs kitteh!
*snerk*
Robin – Conga-ratz on ur pikshur.
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Ur bebbeh iz adorabul. Ai lurves da caliko kittehz. If u ebber chayng ur mind an wanna send hur 2 sumbodee elss, let mi gibz u mai address.
Anuther ladees’ room desined by a man. Hmpgh.
ya fot fer equal – ya got equal. Noaw yo want special?
omg wich wun do i wantz? i want all…but i tink i will tayk dee upsyd down cwayzee fayss front kornur lefft…n maybee also lefft korner reer
or akshully :splort:
Oh noes!!!! Somewon get teh CCC, stat!!!!!
(BTW, that upsie downsie kitteh is Robin’s…. look a few posts up)
I seez dat now. I tink she postd wile I wuz typin.
Darn. She tuk myn.
I fink evereewun lieks teh marblee-tortee-uppysidedowncake one. Luks liek a mischiff!
Pore orinje kitteh in deh corhner be gittinng skwishyed! howz dey gonnah kepses all floofie if dey be gittinng skwisheyed? Sowry to be inturupting butz I be noos.
Yews is new too teh ICHC???? Wilcom wilcom wilcom!!!!! Ise purrty new myselfs!!!! Only just started playing wif teh cheezpeeps on Monday!!!
Hoo’s got teh welkum wagin??
Wii awl gibz teh welcumz rownd heer. Can b hard 2 keeping trak uv hoo b gnu wif sew menny folkes running arownd. If u b needing hep 2 bunnerstandingz teh wiki haz lots uv inneresting stuffz. Adn, uv corse u ken awlwayz asking. But u must b pashent 4 deh answerz.
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But 4 now, heer b a CHRG(wdoi) 4 u, DemonCat53. (wdoi = wif drawingz on it) The drawingz r just 4 teh decorashun, dey don’t b habbing ennee deesplortifikashun powerz. Dis 1 b habbing deh daffydillz. Did u getting 1, KafleenTehNawtFirst? if not, I gibbing u dis 1 wif deh liddle frogz on it.
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*pours 3 chokklit martoonees into the speshul krystal.
Doant wurry, if u b deh teetoallerz — no reel alkehaul on majikul ICHC!!
*Handingz 1 2 DC53 & 1 2 KTNF.
*awl rayz dere glassez.
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Cheez!!
ooo… fwoggies!! how kyoot! Cheez, mah frends!
how you knowd I lub daffy-dyles?
*rayz glassesz
*cheerz! herez to gnu cheezefrenz!
I noez thingz. I’m sycadelic!!
Mmmm. chokklit martoonee.
Not just 4 brekfust ennymoar.
howz dey ginna staiz floofie if dey iz all skwiskyed lyke deh orinje un in de corrnerz? Sowry to be dup…. dipl… sekkund but Iz nooh herez ands nawt sekkund gotz eated…. iz derez a sekrit to comm… talkiez?
I haz a sadz… I twies to commmentz tree tymes nowz… and no lucs (they gots eated I thinks) … butz I holdez outz for hopees since I be newb an not noes my wayz awound yetz. Can ennyboddie helps? pweeze? I tyred of lurk… beeing qwiets.
if dis yer nawt sekkund tyme postin it takes sum tyme fer the big burgers to check yer name against the terrorists watch list. Oncet yer cleared yer posted. See?
Tanks! I wuz ginnin to thinkz dat no ones wanteds meh to playz….. ands i just putted in my eerfones and gess whatz? Luv Shak was playinz on MP3! nawt sekkund song!
BTW WELCOME!!! I an allah udder cheezpeeps are happy yer here! If youse rilly new ders a lolspeek wiki dat you mite fyne hepful. Ebbeyboyhere is rilly nyce so done werry bowt mistakes, just nawt to be swearin an trine be nawt mean. Syde fum dat no real rools, lots tradishuns, new wuns ebbey week it seems. Heres welcome wagon wif complimetary floofy blankey (dat color matchs yer eyes beautimus) and chocklits, and free CHRG(wdoi) for splort protections. Oh an wach owt fer Sol, he kinda a cranky ole coot.
I ment ebbeyBODY nawt ebbey boy. Or prpas I meant ebbeyboy and gurl. I am never certain muhseff. Keybroading Stills lemme sohws yup den!
oh Sol…. yews not so bad!!! In fackt, I think yer awful nice!!
Here’s teh welcome waggin ai was talkin bout a few posts up…. teh lolspeak wiki is helpful wif tings like “CHRG(wdoi)” and if yew can’t find it in teh wiki, jus ax!!
For eggsample: I knowd what teh CHRG is, but why does is has doi??? Anybody??
werx better wif Drawing On It (DOI)
An how am I gonna sell this cranky ole coot personna if you keep undercuttin me? I already yells stuff like “Hey Yo Kittehs, offa muh lawn!” An eyes leering an lecherous and sumtimes lewd and lascivious (I ranned outta L werds).
tanks. I ben lur… watc… err… lisnin fur mont… awylez now. I doesnmynd kranky… wherez u thinkz “DC” camez froms?
the S.U. tinks dat I has pointyenz out after werks sometymez… so hez callz me hys “demoncat”
PS: thanks for the warm welcome
S.U.? Signyficat Udderv? Spousal Unit? Someone Unkown? Soused Unkle? Unkle Sol? nunamy bidness? My older sisters offsprings ( Neese and Neph) are known to Esther and me as Demon Spawn (rotten, spoiled, undisciplined childers)
spousal unit wud be corect. (He notsabad fer a micheegun boi)
Sumtymes weird press eetz ur commintz (eben wen u not nubee) and keep dem hiding. Den, wen u gibs up on dem adn riting dem all ober agen, it b horking dem up. It b a game weird press plaiz wif ebbery1 wunst in wyle just 2 seeing how stoopee it can make u luk.
Okeh, whuse feets are theese? Snowbal? Gingur? Bootsee? Ennybudy?
Uh-oh.
I’ll just nom on it an see wu yelps.
We’re gonna need a bigger bockz if everbodee gonna go potty at da saem tyem.
Ebry tyme u go ta baisball stadeeyum, dis happenz…
Ai gotz a meetin in teh laydeez room.
Ai’ll be bak reel soon.
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh.
awl teh gurlz in teh litter box talkin ‘bowt hoo tew invite tew teh Sadee Hawkinz!
ai luvs teh Reliant K!
Hot tub kitties wonder where the bubbles are.
ADORABLE PICTURES ON THIS SITE! But why the ridiculous baby talk? Total turnoff…
nobody likes it except for us 3 or 4 posters.
:snerk:
Hi, MJ.
Oh, hai, Kafleen. Gud 2 see deh happee dawnkee heer.
OK, catlover. I feel your pain. Seriously. I remember it was not that long ago
I had a personal ad and one of my turnoffs was “babytalk.” I absolutely thought
it was gross. Also I had a site on which I complained bitterly about dumb crap
that didn’t matter a hill of beans, and one of my pet peeves was “LOL.”
I juss done know wutt happunned too me, LOL! Cans enneewun figgur it owt?
twas teh first splort, bak afore igor an teh BRVM wen awl teh braynes gotted micksed up. ai gots dirtee thots and yu gots addickted to Lolspeek.
nawt to menshun dat sumbuddy spended lawts uv taim sprayin everything wif ‘a sens uv hyoomer.’
Ai fink dat wuz Fyumi;
BTW, Ai wuz taikeing a waulk teh udder dai roun teh moat adn Ai runned iyntu Fyumi.
Her wuz waring suneglaysses, laungyng onna beech chayre inna sune, adn njoying a fraustee mynt julyp wif a fishee sammidge & a syde ordre uv frieses.
Ai aksed haow she beez speyndyng her free tyme, naow taht sheez owt uv a jawb, synce trollz nawt cumin roun afture teh bergers.
Her sez sheez nawt gunna staynd iyn noe unimploimint lion;
Pogo adn Alburt can iyf dey wunt tu, butt nawt her.
Ai wyshed her wel; adn she sez: KTHXBAI!!!
This photo reminds me of an old Herman comic strip. Two couples are sitting at a restaurant table, and the ladies excuse themselves to go visit the facilities. When they’ve gone, one of the guys says to the other, “Men are like sharks, always hungry, always circling. Women are like sardines…they’re always in the can.”
Hello? Why aren’t any of my posts showing up here anymore?
Mebbe teh wordpretzel b eeting dem. It duz dat sumtymz
OH, LUK, CP!!! up dere ^^ See? ur commint appeerd. Finallee.
Word pretzel wuz just messing wif u.
Argh!
ai wantz a kis too.