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How Sweet…
***SPLORT***
Well COL, it’s luks liek its just us, an our braynes all ovver teh floor…
Ok, Maus an COL, ur branes is bak wer dey beelong. Congratz on tye! Want anyfing frum Tyeboo Tiik? I go runz errandz nao!
Noe..it wuzzint a tie…Maus was teh nawt sekkond by a mile….I haz nevur had a nawt sekkond…mebbe one dai!
Nope, I is heer too!
*donkee putts on filmy dress an big floppy garden hat, sits on swing, and sings,
“Kiss Me”, dat byootimuss song…..*
sigh. today teh back yard is byootifulll….
Kafleen….fank gudness…we been missin yu. Here, yu can share my choklit!
Psst! *wisspurrz* I beeen wonderin if “Kafleen tehnawtfirst” is Kafleen in deskiyz?
LOL! Naw. I wudd nawt bee doin dat.
I doo like too bee crockygatur and buttpain troll and computerbrain troll
in deskiyz, doe!
*noms choklit…tanks, COL!!*
tee hee… nope… Kafleen is Kafleen and ai is me! Anudder Kafleen has joyned teh cheezpeeps!! (dats me)
Hab a peece ub Robert Redford dessert.
I’m going too.
Sum uv u call dat dessert, “Beddur dan s@x”
Wut iz dis dezert u speek ob? Muss hab a whole lotta chawklit in it?
Bottom layur: flour, butta, peecans
Next: mixed softee creem cheese, granulated sugar, and whip
creem
Next: chocklitt puddin
Next: Vanilla puddin
Top wiff more whippy creem and choclutt sprinkulls. Teh ordur
ub teh 3 layurs not mattur, and teh crust is bettur wen baked a
littul, wee fink in dis howse.
…an den we put teh Robert Redfurd on it?????
soundz nice n all… but better than teh sexors? impossabibell!
Dat wud depend on teh sexors, ai finkz.
Hai, Kathleen. Taht sounds reellee gud. Ai’m coyping it an putting in in mai ICHC cukbuk.
OH!! Waht a grate idea!! We cud hav a cuk book. Wai nawt??
We alreddee haz had so menee reelee wunderful recipes. Just liek the Church ladies!!! LOL!!1 Ai wud bai it inna hartbeet!!1
Oh, well den I will send you teh full recipe with the
measurements!
U gabe me teh moast wunnderfull vishun in mah mind ub a Cookbook
(teh kind u buy in teh store) written and collected by Cheez
and Tofu! I can invision dat ICHC cat on front and pickshur
ub cheezburger, and ebbreewun’s recipes and pickshurs ub
teh submitturs ub teh recipes wiff dere pet an littul witticisms
an things. Wuddun dat bee byootifull? An funny pickshurs ub
kittehs eyeing teh products an uddur stuff. It cud bee moast
byootimuss.
U has a brillyunt ideer thar, Janet. U shud suggest it too dem.
Grate idea! I think it reely wud sell! I’ll take tu!
And heer is my recipie foar mai favrite hawt choklit:
Tu oucess uv haf-n-haf
Siz ouncess uv milk
Heet in mikrowav foat win minnit or tu
Tu pkts uv Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa: No Sugar Added
Poar drai choklit awn tawp uv hot milk
Dip spoon in milk and let teh chawklit stick tu it
Eat it liek melted choklit
~nomnomnom~
In abowt foar or five bites, stir in awl remaining powdah.
Nommy drink it awl up!
Pass out wif happiness!!!
Kafleen!!! Wez can reely meet at last!!!! Welkum back!
COOL!!! PROOF!! We bofe posted at same time?! How cool is DAT!!!
*dawnkee duz backflips*
chases tayl in circles… gets dizzeee….. fawls over… can sombuddy plz maek teh flor sit still?? sheesh
I wuzz sayin on annuddur post, I juss watched Shrek last nite …its
been a long time….and realized all obbur agin wutt a purrfect avatar
hee is furr me.
/talkin fool
ai lurves teh shrek!! an teh {{{Kafleen}}} ob cors!!!
Yew nawt bee teh fool. Ai doan’t lett ennybuddy cawl mah frenz naemz
too cool! Nise to hab 2 ob teh Kafleenz!
it’s kinda gleeful and funnee, huh?
Cept furr teh haturrs…and dats REELEE funneh. Karmuh! LOL
teh haturrs? I stoopy todai, whatz iz haturrs?
HOO are teh haturrs?? I didn’t kno der wuz any… or mebbe Iz mistr.. miztr… reedin it wrong.
we run teh haters owt ub heer wiff a kwikness if dey nervee
enuff too poast….butt choo noe dere bee teh lurkin haters dat doan
like dis or dat or whomever and just doan say nuffin. Goody furr
dat.
purrhappies we run teh haters owt uv heer wiff kindness. They juss kant handell teh kindness!
In fakt, dere oar probly few haters own this page:
Tu much teh sweet!
Awwwww
*pikz up magafone.
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Splort Alert!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!
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Awlla cheezpeepz 2 b putting onz deh CHRG (W/doi)
or deh 50s Bavving Cap!
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STAT!!!!!!
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Please 2 b uzing teh extra duktaype and/oar sekuring deh chin strapz
extra firmlee!!!!!!
Good werk, Cweenmj! Hey, I saw u lass nite ober bai teh d’BeakerLabs, an I wanted to stai an plai, but I wuz runnin to ketch teh lass monorail to mai howse. Sorree!
*cummingz bak frum grocery store.
We’ll play sum uzzer time. 
*seez nice note frum cheezfren
Don’t wurry Zauberflote.
It wuz fun beeing in deh uniberse uv teh gynormus kittehz.
Such grand snorglulz — Iz hevvin just 2 b rememberingz. *sigh*
psst! cweenmj!
*wisspurrz*
did joo get yu teeawra bak frum teh cween ov teh jiant kittehz?
Yes, she wuz saying dat she awlreddy b habbing 1 uv her own, adn she onlee b habbing teh 1 hed, so I cud keeping mine. She wuz verry grashus. Adn eggstra snorgullee.
Ai putted duck taep ober mai chin strap, juss to be extra shure. Kyooooot!
Gud grate ideea Cassidy! Teh duk taep is very handee! And this is an eggsellent use uv it!
And… wait for it…
SPLLOORRRT!
*klunck*
Maus, dat wun cowt me off gard….I nevur hadda chanse.
Awwwww, SPLLOOOORRRRT!!!! Halp, I crawlz to teh CCC wif no brainz. Rushes ober (I really need to learn how to separate my lines of text) wif 50’sBC for me an CHRG w/doi for Maus.
Sumbuddee halp me skoop plz….branez tricklin all ober teh flor!
Nuvver 50’s BC for COL, stat!
Ok, I hz teh hang uv tihs brainless opperaashuns goin good here.
Scoop scoop skoop, all mixed up branes
Splob into COL hed, splob into Maus hed, Splorb teh rest into own hed.
Pat pat pat pat pat.
On wif da hed protektorz.
Nao I can see, mush bedder. Havz balnkeez an possum shaped chawklits for all. Wii will rest quietly, ok?
Fank yu so muches….it wuz jus too muches to be kontained in mai teenitinee brain…I em feelin mush better naow…mmmm, choklit!
I em so prowd of yu, zauberflote….I kuddint evin lift mai hed…oh, the cyootness, oh de sweetness, oh de huge-manatee!!!
Well fanks! I haz teh praktis, mai kidz dun stole mai branez long tiem ago!
Yeah, teh dokotrs tried to tell me it wuz a plasenta…but I knowed it wuz reelee mai brain dat falled owt when dey wuz born!!
Yu maed splorted awn yurself!
…
Dat is moast tricksie, and kant be much funnie!
uh oh - I’z can hep wif teh CCC.
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OK, ebberreeboddee, jes sit kwiet-liek awn teh big floofy cowch, I’z gonna kleen up teh braynes and gib ‘em all bak to yoo.
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*sweep sweep sweepity sweep*
hmm - wehre iz dat bukkit?
*mop mop mop*
*sendz teh big bukkit ov branez ober to d’Beaker labs fer teh sepparating*
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hang awn folkz, teh braynes be komming bak soonish. until tehn, heer’s sum hawkt choklit, a nice sawftee blankee wif kitteh faces awn it fer eech ovv yoo and lots an lots ov possum-shaped choklit peeces
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*taeks teh boxes of sorted braynes frum teh hunkee deliberee guy from dBlabs*
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heer Maus, heer ar yur braynes.
*tuk tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat*
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an COL, yurs ar rite heer in dis box
*tuk pat tuk pat tuk pat*
*smoothing tehm owt*
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an ZF - ohmigudness! yur braynes certainlee got good an splorteded!
*tuk tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat*
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dere, eberrybodee jes sit quietliek an recober — yoo’ll be fine in a liddel bit
Ohai PB2K! Fank u soooo mush! Iz prolly bedder wen branez blongs to rite person. I feelz bedderer alreddee!
Uryc! Fbzrguvat vf jebat jvgu gur oenvaf lbh yrag zr!
uh oh! I’z so so sowwee Maus! I’ll go to d’Beaker Labs an see if I kin find yur akshul braynes. Rental braynes - nawt so grate akshully.
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*runs ober to teh Labs*
Excuuse me, gud lab-peeps! Kan I haz teh reel braynes fer Herr Maus?
Grote Dank!
*runs bak to Maus*
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*pant gasp pant gasp*
heer, Maus - tri dese braynes. Dese shuld be bedder!!
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Fanks PB2K. Taht wuz close!
whew.
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glad it werked!
An der I fot Maus wuz talkin code ob sum sort! Silleh me!
yah, he wuz. sumtiems, I can unnerstand teh geek-speek. (habing translators heps, too…but doan tell Maus dat I use tose fings)
Teh borryed braynes wuz doin a “core dump” cuz dey wuznt compatibul. . Verrrry scarrry…
I wuz afrayd we’d end up wif yoo in /dev/null!!!
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dat wuld haz gibben me teh sad!