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Don’t pull a gift kitteh in teh tail.
Congrachoomashuns on yer nawt sekund, LCB!
Drink&dans?
For teh pulling, we could mabye has some draught beers? And for teh danse mabye “Shake a Tail Feadther”?
*runz daon to teh pub*
*runz bakk wif a bukket ob draught mild and a bukket ob bitter*
slosh slosh slosh, oh haff ob it is on teh graown nao….oh well, cheez!
got enny choklit stowt in there? *drool*
*puff puff pant pant ,, runz down to pub agin*
*puff puff pant pant anudder bukkit, chawklit stowt fer leeza-b!*
oooh fanx ZF!
ai just haz time for wun before ai has to leeve fur the dai.
cheers all!!
zauberflote, yu didnut haz tew go awl teh wae tew teh pub! wii sellz teh alkahall, nao, membur? adn wii haz plentee ov choklit stowt!
just remembur teh tew-dwink limut, gais!
Iz dat a minnie-mum or a maxi-mum?
maxi. ai dunt wunt enny drunk kittehs dryvin awn teh rode tewnite! adn ai prephurabbully dunt wuntden wen tehy get hoem, eethur!
Ohhh…eye lib dat song!
Congratchutailshun, LCB! We can haz White Rooshuns fer drinkies? An mebbe we shakes our bootiez fer danzin?
or she will present u wif her poyntee ends.
congrats LCB!
what us want to sell a brate?
a game uf blind manz bluff?
No blind man’s bluff! Last time I played I got whacked hard wif a white cane.
did u forgets to put the blindfold on teh blind man?
D’oh! I put it on me. Doin it rong: let me show u my doing of it.
cud hav been worse… cud have been Pin teh Tayle on the Donkee.
(not Kafleen tho!)
wiff mah butt, noe wun cud lose.
ding dong
who’s there
the blind man………..
(goes tew door wit no cloves on……)
dat remines mee ub a funneh storeh.
Mah grate gramma Pearl wuz @ home an I gess sum pesky sales
man had been buggin her. Sum wun started nockin at teh door
agin, and she yelled out in exasspurrashun, “Peck peck peck till ur
—–er gets _____!”
Kwiklee she had teh feelin she bettur look. She opunned teh door
an dere stood teh preechur.
OOoohhh deer!
Y wud a blind man need a blindfold?
*wandurrs awai, scratchin hed*
Accordionly 2 teh Marquess of Bleensberry rools, a blind is rekwired 4 all players of blind mans bluff who is playin teh blind mans.
Whut — u wants us to get throwed outta teh league? Is that whut u wants?
Mebbe we shud start our own league wif our own roolz… an if teh blind man is rilly blind, he doan hafta wear blindfold unless he wantzta.
Nao – what if iz blind woman? Oar blind kitteh? Oar blind donkey or blind goggie?
Dint heer nuffin bowt de fyrmanz tudai. Lcb must hab wore dem awl owt yesdy.
Eever dat, or herz keepin dem to herselfz.
Whut? Who? Whare? There’s no firemans heer hiding under mah couch.
D’oh! What a giveaway.
Dat mus be a big couch!
Muss be awful skinnee if can hidez unner de cowch. maibe b hined? oar ina brume closit? Brume
Hied & Go Seek
Ur doin it rong.
Hide & Go Seek: Inside Version (Now with cats)
An yu wil get a SURPRIZE!!
pullit zerprise?
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LOL!!!
Gotz tu rite sumfing abowt chikkunz fur dat.
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pull it serpryz!!
eye liek eet!!
As do ai!!! An ai dint see it until yoo pulleded it apart.
Lawng ago, Jules gibbed us teh “Pulllet Surprise” – but taht wuz an award fur teh poettree! So taht’s where mai hed wuz.
Nao TAHT wud be heelhairy us; pull awn kitteh tayul an kitteh waerin Chikin Hed Rubbah Glub (wit drorin awn) appeers! Cabberry creemegg to furst persun hoo can fyn teh pullit serpryz fotomagraff…..
oooh. i libs nere de cabberry factorhee! in bournville .. teh hoam of chokklit!!
Woohoo! We can has Cheezpeep cowchtrip to Brummingham and teh Cabberry faktry!
yass yasa! tho, ai’z be meetin joo dere, i onlee libs a 15 minoot walky away =D
Ewwww, Cabbery is no choklit, is much pleh.
(bai teh wai, were be teh crossis & minusis gawn taht fold an unfoald threds?)
Ai has to disamagree! Caberry’s is teh yummy but Hershee is teh Pleh! Dunno wher teh + an – has gorn; mebbee wit teh burgers?
Hershee is eben more teh pleh tahn Cabbery’s, taht’s troo.
lurker kitteh is lurkin.
Oh, I give up! ROFLLLLLLL
it wuz liek majik!!! i wuz lookin at the sad lamp kitteh and came bak tu main paeg and ther wuz a new won!
majik. lolcats haz it.
3 is a braid and 4 is a makramay, but what is 5? wee has 5-tye for sekund after LCBs nawt-secknd.
i fink itz still a macramay.
OR, a 5 way pi. UR choyce!
Me, I like pi!
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
Yep, leeza-b is rite. Ennyfing moar dan 3 iz a makramay, an also a x-way pi. Iz teh pi-stawl owt today?
OMCC, leeza-b, ai loled!!!!
Cud putz ekstra liddul bubbul ina macramey? Dekrashun liek.
you could call it a plait. Braids go to 3 or 4 strands but beyond that theys referesd to as plaits and there are flat plaits up to 12 strands. Solid braids are called sinnets and tehy frum 4 strands up over 100 strands including a 164 strand star shape. More meaningless marlinspike seamanship from salty Unca Sol.
Yu constintlee amaize!
Sol, TEW CEWL!
Ai liekz dis kine ob knowin stuff. Nawt taht I will rememebeber it ob corse….
Wuz gon sai ai new sumfing abowt teh nawtingz ,habbing dun sum menny macramayz but Sol iz a mastur heer.
oh green shews, I dont need dat kinda a pressure, Ise maybe a talented amatture
nawt hab tu du ennyfing fur preshurring. Jus sitz dere an lukz waiz.
ok daz eezy, wuts waiz? Lyke luk data waize, or duz yo speck me to luk wyze? Wuttsa matter wif just looking fat dumban happy? Muh default countenants? e?
Dat’s “a”, or “eh”!
but yoo mite – yoo nebber know!!!
BTW, macrame is Arbic word for sumfin Sailors been doin for centuries and callin it ‘Square Knotting’.
I wus big time sailor as a yout an I axually made some big muney as a teen doin fancy roapwork fer rich folks on der yachts. Coachwhipping, flemish coils, baggeywrinkles, fancy turksheads, splices, etc. Technically der is only one roap on a boat. The bell rope. Every other line has a specific name and would never be referred to as a rope. End of bloviation.
seemz laik yew must be lebbenty bzilllion years old……….awl teh stuffs yew has dun!!
aim not werthy
mebbe Sol iz vampire??? Haz he ben finding deh blud @ d’Beeker Labs & drinking it?
I has nawt enuff childers to keep muh busy so I goota fill dem empty hours sumhows. It wus eever TV or sumtin werfwyle.
Gud fer yoo! An ai lubs tew lern noo fings!
Sol, yu wud probly laike tihs site http://www.golden-knots.com Is a fren of mine hoo laiks knots an ties tehm in gold an silver wire for juulery. Iz very buutiful. He noes al abowt sinnets an prolong nots (mak gud silver bracelets) an leads an bights an tings. I took workshop from him and can do it a liddle bit.
Dat is nyce tanks. I was pleased wiff seff when I opened site and immediate recognize the 5 strand eleven byte turks head. And then I move curser over it and up pop winder that say ‘5 strand eleven byte turks head’, oh well at least we agree.
Wud dat be a 5-way tye for nawd thurd?
Er… maek dat “nawt” thurd.
Typin too fast – let me show u it.
Yur surprize will hav POINTY ENZ!
I stil tryin to post picshurs of my liddel ex-feerul bebbehs, WP eats mi posts. I finali did last LOL, but I thnk only SolnEsther saw dem. I try agin. If yu se Tidmun, tell her tehy are heer, she wuz askin
Tehy r 2-1/2 wks old naow
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/10/871458/kitties.Apr16.zip
U all noe dat tidmum gotz teh majorlee borked cumpyooter, an is usin a “monolith” so shell be bakk wen she can get teh gud on fiksded….
o noes! I mist dat.
I shure hope seh gets it fiksed soon. No compyooter = PLEH
Ha! fink ai wuz rite wen gessed da zauberflote wuz wun ub de peepz gotz emayo frum Tidmum. Fink aslo JKH4 nd ambercat. Nawt bin redin mistry bukz fur nuffin yu noze.
gma, u iz berry berry clebber! Tidmum an I haz kid-types in common!
Yis. ai did no dat. ai saw bowt it 2 oar 3 wekes abowt it. Doan no hoaw wun wud coap wif such a fing. Ai imajun yur myewsik wud be a respite taip fing. Ai luffz de myewsik but taluntz lai in lissuning. Nd ai wundurz if she nedez moar dan jus plai wif us fur help hur. du bleev in da karma kined ub fing? Ai fink maibe she wuz sumbunny Ai new b4. Jus a stranj a finnitee.
kid types in common? Husband sharing arrangemnt? Esther? Huney I unnerstand they have timeshares fer husbands. Kin I play? O.K., no, I nawt krazy, no more den usual at lease, nemme mind, kthxbye.
Sol, yu noze dat kiend fing iz nawty. Da childurz iz gotz “challengez” finkz it’z Peecee tu sai. mai hart goze owt. Iz hard enuf tu raze da reglur kidz.
oh , gotz tu go getz sum chonklit.
naow greneshuz yo noes I wus makin pun offen the werds an nawt trine to kawse any offents. I’se realy truley sorry iffen you took offents at my lame pun I wus wus aiming fer amuzin and praps a liddle nawty but never hurtfull.
Ai saw dem. Iz doorablul. Luff da mommahwif hur pinkie tung owt. La Tidmum hab borked pyewter so wil be bak wen can. Sum moar majik: ai lukked at da Mary’O pikshurz nd de majik Picasa gibz me mai own ona gmayo.
ai spekted de mary’o tu hab drak hare. dunno wy.
Ai gonna maek taht wun into a lol. My tenant jus told me when she kaem over. Seh sed — Maek taht wun “Ifn Mama aint happy, aint NOBODY happy!” Is gud idea. Ai will.
Iz fur shur if dis mama izn’t happy nubudy iz.
Ai mayde it. mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=987371
But iz mezd up cawse ICHC strip at boddum coverz up liddel kittehs nose. Nex taim mus member tu liiv spays for taht strip.
Bah! I gess tihs link needz teh http://, ivin tho mosly WP dusent laik it
abbycat – wehn yoo want to post a link – heer iz waht ai do.
Copy an paste it heer.
Tehn REMOVE teh http:// and
ADD www.
then it should come up rite away.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!ELEBENTY!!!!!!!*
Hao kin sumfing be dat kyoot wif so liddul tiem to praktiss?
those pictures are the cutest things —– need to make some lols…….. sew cyoot……… fanks 4 sharing!!!
Sum wun izz pullin ur leg wit dat staytement!
I dunno, fink ob old-fashunned pull-chane terlets……
zomg. sunds like ‘pul mah fingr’ jokke mah dad does.
it is always to laff when sumbody say pull finner. I kint hep but remember sumone sayin dat der is, sumware inna SanFrancisco area a child wif serious guilt issues because among the millions of peeps living near der was prolly one guy who just a second before the big erfquake years ago who sed to a child “Hey Kid, pull muh finner”
joke, it wus a joke no1, but its a distinct possibility dat the condition occurred.
*pats N1IP gentlee on teh hed & comfortz her*
Itz ok – we awl haz teh “branecramp” momentz ebberynaoanden.
*gives N1IP a cookie*
fanks foar teh cooky, nightshayde! it mayks ebbryfing bedder
nuffin dumb bout yew……….. jus wait till yew bin around as long as sum of us old (pull my finner) farts!!
hope yew gotz sum milk wit dat cookie
{{{{{NIP}}}}}
Wich erfkwaik? ai traiz tu fink if wuz wun ub mai kidz. Wel, Loma Prieta wuz 1989. Yungist wuz 25. probly nawt. Mai bruvver’z chimbly borked dat tiem.
Cheeses, Ise battin a thousand tonite, I’se sittin owt the rest cause muh nex fowl tip myte really hurt sumbuddy.
Iz okay, Solly. Yoo kno wee lubbs yew!!
I shutter at the thought.
Doez are blinds – nawt shutters.
Sheesh.
You tink dey are tuff, you doan wanna mess wiff the Venetian Deaf.
ROFL!!!!
*klappin of foofy paws*
Elebentygazillion cheezburgers for you!!!
Ai akchully had to call my MomCat an tell her abowt dat commint. We haz a running joke in teh fambly abowt gibbing to teh Venetian Blind.
Irreverence. Let us show u it.
foar an angree kitteh hoo will hayt yu forebbr, pull heer
or at leest til dinneh tiem!
tehn dey will lubz yu agin…until dey awr fed! lol
hokey dokey….. Iz bein qywat, butz naow gotz ta tail mai stori-
wuz in da tim b4 mai parentalkittehz hadz mei- deh hadz beeeeg blak kat nomed “midnight”, I meen himz reli beeg- lik 25 pond ub kat!
aniwho- mai parentalkitehz knownd fur habben phunni fingz in hous (kafleen wud lik da woulden donki- pullz string earz goez up, tung goez owt…)…. sos deh hab a parti wun nit n wun ub der frens hab a tad bitz two much ta drink- himz goez ta pee in da bafrooom (duh!) seez looong blak rope hangin frum da winda- sos himz PULLZ it! Himz getz 25 pondz ub MAD kat inhiz face! Guess deh neber seenz sumbudi runz frum da bafroom sos fast! wuz bein chaseded by MAD kitteh!
-Midnight, mai furst kitteh, himz mai kitteh parent……
momcat
an
frum mee too.
An hai, cweenmj – ai followed yoo heer to see waht yoo were doing – an as usual, yoo arr awn a gud spot!!
Hewwo mai fren.
I b watching deh Survivor and hanging wif mai peepz.
Dey b getting reddy 2 vote — doan tell mii hoo getz trown out.
Ai dont know – so ai cant tell!!!
Heer in Mishigun it’s almoast 1 am – an ai ar about to go to bed!!1
Nuthing awn but noos an awld mooviees, akchshullee!!
Gud nite – ai’m reeding yur blog – yoo DOO get around! Moat interestng, ai mus say.
Dere b a song 4 u on “I haz mai 1st kiss” Itz near teh end uv teh fred.
Gud nite
{{{{janet}}}}
PS chek out deh “travel archives” it haz a whole yrs werf uv wanderingz.
havn’t dun taht!! Thankz fur teh tip!!!
When did yoo start?
Oh – thankz cweenmj. Ai dint knoe taht. ai will go now – and TEHN gud nite!!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}
Dat wuz heelarius!
……heelarius wuz da middl nom ob mai own furs kitteh- wuz Darius da heelarius- da kitteh wif no brane……
Darius (wuz gurl kitteh akshumali…) wud sitz inf frent ub dryer meowezn fur fud fur hours! fur sum reason shez fout dat fud kum frum dryer….
I lubz da kitteh shez wuz gud frien n gret pillow…….
momcat
Hannsum Wyte TawmCat
habbeeng pryvitt tyme. Lykez 2
flirtz wiff gurl Kittehz
Hannsum Tawm iz juss
getteeng wawrmdz upz. Luukz lyke lawwwwwnng
marathawnz sesshshun
Kitteh koarteeng canz
beez noyzee lowd affayr keptz
awayz frum Hewminz
Hannsum Tawm’z tayl
beetrayz himz feeleengz abowtz
kewt nayburr Kitteh
Flikkeeng tayl andz howlz
shoodz tellz cayreeng Hewminz 2
stayz away… Oarz elss!
Jack.
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foar sum reesun, mai burgers dunt sho up!
yu haz billyunz ov burgerz, Jack, teh wunnurfull awsumness!
grr…argh! stik mai commint ware it beelawngz!
stoopy weerd press. ennywae, gud job, Jack!
Veree Funneh, Jack; yu bees sew guud!!!!
U knoe whoos tail I want to pull? Does u? Hmmmm?
Teh stoopy person who thunk up teh stoopy tv commershul for teh car whare teh stoppy peepuls move toward teh car in teh showroom and teh car alarum goes off. They step back and teh alarum stops. They step forward and teh alarum goes off again. Then we see that teh alarum is beein activated by remoat controls by a stoopy guy who just buyed teh car.
O my ceiling cat, teh noise is SO annoying! I either hits teh mute button or changes teh channel when it comes on, but sometimes I is only half paying attenshuns to teh tv and don’t realize teh stoopy commershul is on until I hear teh stoopy BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!s.
Something must be done about this. Teh commershul is on all channels every 5 minnits. Who’s wif me? Let’s go pull tails and take names.
*waves foofy paw*
Ai will halp. No likey teh BEEP BEEP BEEP noyzez.
dere awr ovver stoopy kumershallz, tew. lyk teh alltell kumershallz wif teh foar teenz wif teh ovver kumpaneez adn dere stoopy van. oar teh kumershall foar Vonage. awl tehse kumershulz dey sho overadnovuradnovuradnovur
True enuff, but teh BEEPBEEPBEEP commershul is unpossible to ignore. That was probably teh idear, but every time I heers it, it makes a vein pop out in mah teef.
Vane pop owt in teef iz berry bad. shpeshly if hare hurtz tu. oar sumtiemz teef just itch. Iz unplezunt.
dat soundz liek it hertz…
Alamo reason to complain about it.
But veree Enterprize-ing ov yoo to menshun it!
u haz vain teef?……
intermerestin…… veli, veli intermerestin…..
momcat
I is wif yu too. Dat commershul is teh pleh.
Yeah, I pull dose stoopy tayls.
Well. I just writed a strongly-worded note to teh tv station I was watching just now that played teh pleh ad 3 times in a half hour. I used their online “feedback” form. I would rite to teh car company 2 but I has teh feeling that they would just go “Yes! They is noticing our product!”
I is now watching a moovie on a commershul-free channel. Whew.
Iz awl beddur dan teh stoopee politickul adz weez gonna be inundayted wif agin in jus a fyoo munths. We wuz gettin 3 or 4 Indeeyun Gaming commershuls per commershul brake befoar teh February 4th Prezidenshul Primarree. Bery bery muchlee teh PLEH – DO NOT WANT. Ai fink politikul commershuls shud go bery far awai.
Yew ain’t juss wisseling dicksie!
Pullin tayles n takin names! i luv it! as grate as kickin A** n takin names butt moar genteel.
Thanx, LCB
ps , i mute teh TV, loud obnoxious noise r teh pleh.
Oh, ai fawt it wuz wun ub salezmen jus play joak. De teebee iz prittee stoopee awlatiem. Fink Ai getz rid wen huzbum goze tu ranebo brij. Sabe lawtz ub moniez tu wifowt it.
How big is ur tv? Mabye u coulds burry hubsand innit? Save moneys on teh coughin.
Somehow I suspect that…
It’s a trap!
U noe it!
Tihs cat…
is trying not to be seen.
Dey no can see me, if ai no can see dem, rite?
Hilarious – I’m sure that makes for a neat surprise
hope that kitteh tears u up.
Wunder wut wuud heppin iyf Ai pulls floofee wite tayle daown adn teh blindses up ayt teh sayme tyme???
(Gess weez cud wayger, rite bowt naow, haow lawng iyt wuud taike fur me tu geyt pryyed offa teh ceelin bye 3 strawng menses).
that pix is awesome but not as awesome as the king of awesome