Comments on: CWNED!!1!

By: thebruisedreed

thebruisedreed — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:20:47 +0000

funi hoomins

get hbo

lulz…..ya

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:04:45 +0000

O CheshireKK! Yewr pore goggie!
(N pore yew… Ai noe goggie dint cleen teh E. coli orf teh E-Collur)

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:50:55 +0000

{{{{altosinger}}}}

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:49:29 +0000

Thaza goodwun!
I liek “Reunite Gondwanaland!”

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:45:29 +0000

AHA… tolled yew Ai liekd Esther!
I wun’t hurt yew… jest git yore attenshun zall.
{{{Sol}}}

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:43:26 +0000

I yewzd tew torchur a co-workr hooz dodders allwaiz sang that theeem song by walkN pazt… just hummminit kwietliek.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:40:09 +0000

Sing grammatically correct tunes… in harmony!

By: lisa

lisa — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:38:42 +0000

kitteh may not b abel to bite hoomin… but kitteh can still peez on everything.

By: peep

peep — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:25:23 +0000

yea it brooze da gyn An deh kitteh…

durty,plz, 2 olibbs..nom

By: peep

peep — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:23:14 +0000

LOL…
O GAWD…
Solnesther mayed mi pee…

HA HA HA
WIN

(U saiyd “TURD…” …rolling AN Peein’)

By: peep

peep — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:18:08 +0000

Kitteh iz on kitteh Morphine, an iz stonzd…fel noe payne…

Kitteh iz hoomileatd bout kone…Kone ob SHAAMME.

“Those could have been guests at her wedding!”

“They were CONES!”

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:37:00 +0000

Ariseebow kitteh needs funding fur cheeseburgrrs!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:20:08 +0000

Yoo sed it!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:54:34 +0000

:snerk:

By: laughoutloud

laughoutloud — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:36:18 +0000

ROFL!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:31:53 +0000

Myne yewsed too sing “Tihs iz teh Sawng Taht Nebber Etil ai ftrettend tew maek hur skrub teh toytee.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:25:51 +0000

in Soviet Russia political correctness IS correct.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:23:49 +0000

I once saw a bumper sticker you miteah lyked;
“Stop the Tektonic Movement”

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:27:25 +0000

It was actually started in the USSR—if you expressed thoughts that didn’t agree with the (then)current political doctrine, you were sent to be “re-educated” until you would agree with the (then)current nonsense. At the risk of sounding likde a caretroll myself, i’m appalled that we have so bought into this idea. It IS supposed to be the USA, after all. As my hubby says, “I don’t agree with you, but i’ll defend to the death your right to say it!”

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:21:28 +0000

Ai’m lubbin dis!
Ai’m a po-it
an ai doan kno-it
but mah feetz sho-it—–
dere Laaaaawngfellows!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:17:37 +0000

Ai hadn knotissed! Hee hee!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:13:24 +0000

Weez gotz uss a hurd ob proofreedin altoz…nao, wut duz wee doo wif dem?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:09:20 +0000

Iz “Lolspeak”—taeks gud branes tew reed, rite, an translayt, butt itz mush phun! Tehre iz wun hazzrd—aftr w wyle, yoo start finkin in lolspeek at teh rong tymes. An tehn, wen yoo goe tew rite a reel emayl, itz teh tuff tew spell rite.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:52:25 +0000

I has a gud fren whos dyslexic and he is smart smart smart but nobody every knew so they treated him lyk he was stoppy which made him act up so the put him in private school but they thot he wa stoopy so he acted up so they put him in military school where they thot he was a disiplin problem cause he acted up so he ended up in a reform school. Smart guy but they thot he wooden lern to read when in fact he coodn’t lern to read well. He an I are frens because we share an enormus disrespect fer authority.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:42:58 +0000

Pore Kitteh!! Ai can rlly simpethize wif her….

Mai lellow Lolbradoar Retreever haz a collur liek awn hims rite naow!!!

BUMMMER!!!!!!! PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEH!!!!!!!!!!

Hims haz suches a sad taht E-Collur iys awn. Ai haz a byg sad az wel,
becuz hims keaps bumpyng me wif iyt ebbery 2 minnits.

Vet preeskribed antybyautik adn antyhysimeen fur hims tu taike 21 daes;
(hims haz rlly soar bak fuut adn a gettyng soar frunt fuut-iys awl ALLERGY!!!!)

Ai din’t knoe taht petz can geyt allurgeez jes liek peeps.

Tudae hims weynt aowt bak adn gawt E-Collur inna poop!! GAAAAAAARGH!!!!

By: Tucatsu

Tucatsu — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:55:45 +0000

Avengers ref FTW.
(Emma Peel also xcellent nayme!)

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:07:07 +0000

Ai larnd teht ruhl in skool 2, Sol. Ai haz teh dislicksea an tweren’t jus teh vowels taht was walking aroond on teh paig. Tehy didn’t kno bout teh dislicksea bak tehn an jus thot ai was teh stoopy.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:29:48 +0000

really?

*hoofs twitch*

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:31:38 +0000

FZ FTW BBQ !!!
.
ps — the trick to posting teh linkys is to remove the “h t t p” frum teh URL. Stoopy wurdprzz puts it back. Fer sum reezon, it takes a long time to post wif teh h t t p but posts immed… idemmia… mediat … rite away wifout it.

By: Britt

Britt — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:42:36 +0000

What u looking at? the ladies luv dis style!!!

By: 343GuiltySpark

343GuiltySpark — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:35:16 +0000

ha ha yew nawt alwais has to say sumfing meeninful!
i fink about 85 purrsent ov stuff dats sed on heer arnt meeninful!
but dats wut keeps it fun.
ov corss, meeninful fings also maik yew look smart…
herm….
…
:::trys to fink ov sumfing smart to sai:::
…
oh luk, sumfin shinee!!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:58:29 +0000

“Political correctness” is a
doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition
that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the
clean end.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:52:09 +0000

Dang you gotz sum sharp elbows! You an Esther mus shawp inna same Elbow booteak. I’d almos ruther get bonked by Kafleen’s majic donkee wand.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:26:43 +0000

dats in Frants

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:23:31 +0000

jest a spellin cwerk das awl, I asures you!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:17:50 +0000

oh noes! Wut I say hasta has sum meaning? I’ll shaddap fer a while noaw

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:12:51 +0000

muh nawt Esther wyfe usta yell at me because I never boddered wid spellin. Stoopy chyldish rools lyk “When two vowels go walking the first one does the tawkin” or “I afore E ecept afta C except in Neighbor and weigh”. She usta say “Yer smart and smart peeple kin spell” I told her I hadda sectretary and a computer and both could spell, I got better things to think about. She claimed dat she could spell every werd she knew. I claimed that she only knew 5,000 werds, I knew 15,000 and could spel at least 5,000 kerwrekly. It escalated fron der until we went out and got der Scrabble board. I whupped her inna first game using the werd ‘Explaterate’ in a triple werd box. I beat her inna sekkund game usin only real werds but she wun the third by challengin me on muh use of ‘edjucate’.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:14:15 +0000

Careful where you point the Blunderpuss

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:24:26 +0000

*giggle*

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:22:50 +0000

I followed, Jamama!
Sayme heer, Kafleen!
Heir lurves tew reed, Mittle, tew…
Liddle not sew much… wud rathr maek musik or draw…
thas OK, but I wisht she wuz vorashus, liek sibz.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:19:16 +0000

{{{{rascal & bofe Mammas}}}}

Awl wii haev iz guppeaz n snailz…

By: jaspah

jaspah — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:00:05 +0000

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:27:17 +0000

Dis bee an edumacashunull site…u just tell ur teechur dat.

An den show dem. Dey will git hooked, too.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:25:57 +0000

Yesh.

I gots kwite teh reedur on mah hands.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:03:59 +0000

ai hopes yew followed wut ai ment………. mobie nebber as gud……blah blah meofffffffffft

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:02:34 +0000

berry berry gud……… iz nebber as gud. ai onleee duz dat if ai’m lazzzeee…… (an dats fairy offen)

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:55:21 +0000

Skimbleshanks – whadda grate naem!!

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:53:31 +0000

“Coitin sakrifices” – interesting imaj, Sol!

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:43:32 +0000

Ohai nightshayde, ai R anudder prufreedin alto!

By: Joyceefufu

Joyceefufu — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:41:27 +0000

Ohhhhs Noooooo!!! U’s gots teh Happy Helmet!!!!