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CWNED!!1!

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  1. Billy says:

    I wonder if I can pick up HBO with this thing…

    • SweetMotherOfMars says:

      yew R Nawt Sekkond!!! Grate lien tew!

      • Billy says:

        Thanks! This is the… uh, not-second time I’ve been not-second, or even this close to not-second. I guess the four leaf clover I found today is working after all.

        • zauberflote says:

          Berry mush comcatululashunz, Billy! SMOM rite, grate lion! Whautchu want fur danzin and drinkin an singin? An, PS, I uzeta liv in W(bai CC) VA, in Green Bank, u noe it?

          • Billy says:

            I think I’ve heard of it. They have a really big observatory there, don’t they?

            By the way, I’m from Paden City. It’s at the base of the northern panhandle, right along the Ohio River.

          • Billy says:

            Oh, crap! I got to interested in looking up where Green Bank was that I forgot about the dancin’ and singin’! As a tribute to this cat, I think this would be appro… uh, fitting.

            As for drinks, you can have what you want. I think I’ll stick with Cherry Coke.

          • Billy says:

            I almost forgot about the singin’ and dancin’! There’s a video of a Frank Zappa song called “Conehead” on YouTube that I tried to post, but the link didn’t show up. My confusion, let me show you it. I hope someone else can find it and post it.

            As for drinks, y’all can have what you want. I’ll stick with Cherry Coke.

            • Billy says:

              Hey, it showed up after all! My confusion, let me show you more of it…

              • altosinger says:

                It’s teh stoopy WordPress…a mayjr prob heer. Maibee jackdeth can rite us an sawng? Tew a well-known toon iff yew cud, pleez—mah pyooter haz no sownd. Go figure.

                • nightshayde says:

                  …an ai kant see teh youtube at werk (stoopee ppl blockin fun sites).
                  Doan werry, Billy — teh werdpretzel haz weerd hiccupz nao & den… espeshullee if yew aer postin a link.
                  Iz nawt yer fault.

                  • Billy says:

                    I know. I tried posting a link way back when ever was a picture of a tacocat on here. It didn’t work at all. Now I know to expect a few hiccups now and then.

              • jamamakitty says:

                fyi, ai wuz habbin trubbel posting linkies tew……..wud taik 4ebber to show up. nao ai post teh linkie and delete the http: before ai post. it still shows up with it but is rite away……… my struggles let me share them

              • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                FZ FTW BBQ !!!
                .
                ps — the trick to posting teh linkys is to remove the “h t t p” frum teh URL. Stoopy wurdprzz puts it back. Fer sum reezon, it takes a long time to post wif teh h t t p but posts immed… idemmia… mediat … rite away wifout it.

        • AarFur says:

          I guess it pays to seriously misssspell to ge featured… Hmmmm. lol

          • altosinger says:

            Iz “Lolspeak”—taeks gud branes tew reed, rite, an translayt, butt itz mush phun! Tehre iz wun hazzrd—aftr w wyle, yoo start finkin in lolspeek at teh rong tymes. An tehn, wen yoo goe tew rite a reel emayl, itz teh tuff tew spell rite.

    • jd says:

      Da kitteh dat pwns me wonts to no how to tuna dish. (Hur name is Cathrine Gale. Doze hu rekognize da name from the 60s tv show will understand wy wen I sai she is super intelligent, likes leather and can beat me up.)

  2. Brit says:

    That is mean!

    • SweetMotherOfMars says:

      um, usually the vet is the one that puts the cone on a cat, so… probably not so mean. (Usually to keep them from licking a wound.)

      • sanafabich says:

        The cone it’s OK. Making fun of kitteh because of this is wrong

        • SweetMotherOfMars says:

          *rolls eyez*
          Und yew R heer fur sereeus dizcushunz, riiiite.

        • Sharon says:

          Poor kitteh, I agre to make fun is wrng. She is obviusly herting!!!!

          • SweetMotherOfMars says:

            She iz hurtn from teh bandaged paw and shayved sied….
            Teh cone iz rly onlee hurtn hur pryde (kitty pryde?)

            Doan worry, 1) az loooong az teh submishun prosess iz, dis kitteh iz lieklee fyne nao, and 2) Esme haz a snappy retort submitted fur awl kittehz in thiz predictamint. See Lolcatburgler’s link below.

          • peep says:

            Kitteh iz on kitteh Morphine, an iz stonzd…fel noe payne…

            Kitteh iz hoomileatd bout kone…Kone ob SHAAMME.

            “Those could have been guests at her wedding!”

            “They were CONES!”

        • jd says:

          Makin fun of kitteh or hert is ronk, but makin fun of kone can bee ok, I thynk.

        • jamamakitty says:

          wair hav yew been? i’ve been missin yr smartaleck commints!! :roll:

    • meg says:

      um? no. it was mean when i was five and put the cone back on my cat AFTER the huge sore on her neck that she wouldn’t stop scratching open healed, but..as the kitty’s back half is shaved……kitty is probably just not supposed to lick/bite/scratch itself

      • nightshayde says:

        LOL – ai kin sew see mah hyoomin kitten doin dat to wun ob our kittehs. Ai fink ai woan show her one of teh cones until shez older (she’s 4).

      • SweetMotherOfMars says:

        Ai liek hao wii bofe preffusd hour anzwers wif “Um” — kutural traneing (moslee for femailz), wii haev shoen hourz.
        *quotes from Big Book of How to be a Nice Girl*
        Ahem. “Doan maek peepz feel yew R cawllin dem kluelez, sofen blow wif nongressvnez den esplayne wai dey R offbaze.)
        .
        .

        Eether dat oar wii R bofe slytely sarkatstick. ;)

  3. Andrey says:

    I wonder what “CWNED” means…

    • SweetMotherOfMars says:

      A reference to the Elizabethan Collar (Cone) on the kitteh, I bet.

    • nightshayde says:

      CWNED = Coned (since teh kitteh iz werin a cone on himz hed). It’s a play on “PWNED” which is a common typo (and now an intentional one) for “OWNED.”

    • Maus says:

      It’s teh new Ben an’ Jerryseses flaver: Chubby Tabby
       
      Ohai, ICHC “Nite Shift”. Hao teh heck are yoose guize? I is just passin thru…

      • nightshayde says:

        Oh Hai Maus!

      • SolnEsther says:

        Nyte shiff? Holy sh** It’s dark, I gots to git home kthxbai!

      • no 1 in particular says:

        nyte? nyte? iz nawt nyte1 iz just ebbning!

      • nightshayde says:

        Itz nawt eben startin to get dark heer in SoCal. Ai still haz 2 moar howrs of werk (wich meens an howr of doin “real” werk & an howr of ICHC :evil: ).

        • no 1 in particular says:

          reel wurk? wut iz tihs reel wurk yu speek ov? slo deth bai meetin? sitting at kumpootur dooin tihs wurk yu keep talkin aobwt? (lol)

          • SweetMotherOfMars says:

            O hai N1IP!!

            • no 1 in particular says:

              SweetMotherOfMars, ohai! duz yu noes wut tihs “reel wurk” iz taht nightshayde iz speekin ov?

              • nightshayde says:

                *dropping lolspeak for a moment*
                I’m proofreading an upcoming brochure for a travel-related company. I actually have to get the spelling and grammar right on it, along with checking the facts about the places… ICHC is really much more fun though.

                • altosinger says:

                  Ohh, MANNNN—doing proper grammar and spelling after ICHC has GOT to be the pits! Ai N-joi prufreedin az a jeneul rool, butt itt wud bee teh tuff tew goe bak-n-forf! Mah simpafees!

                  • nightshayde says:

                    Ai singz alto too, bai teh way. :D
                    Ai lieks teh proofreedin, an itz gettin eezier to go bak & forth. For sum reezin, itz harder to type an e-mail in propurr Engwish dan it iz to jus proofreed.

        • SweetMotherOfMars says:

          Ai R N Puhsiffycat tiem, tew, Shayde! Wuz thinkn, mai hooman kittehz R stille owt, beddr nawt b nyte!
          Wunce, yrs ago (pre-HideyhoePandandle) ai lievd in Illynoiz an mai swytehart wuz up neer Corps duh’Layne. He said hiz girlkittehs weer playn owtside.
          “OWTsyde? Iz allredee nyte heer!”

          • nightshayde says:

            Ai awlwayz getz hoem aftur dark. Mah Momcat & mah Huzbin aer at hoem wif mah hyoomin kitteh… and teh six furree kittehs. Dere is probablee much napz goin on rite nao. Aiz enbeeyus. I wantz a nap.

          • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

            o hai, ai bin to corpz delayne. Mama runned owt ub gas just b 4 getz tu town, Natib merkun hu iz drink hiz brekfust frum papur bag stawpz tu help. Den town wuz just rownd neks bend. Wuz Sunnydai nd semed ebbrewunz went tu brekfust at saim plaize. Iz beyutimus plaice. ai lib in Calif. tu so iz stil lite owtsied naow. but nedez tu hit kitchen sune b 4 huzbum cumz lukking fur nomz.

  4. PhrozenFear says:

    Yoo taek teh wurd PWNED (POWNED), den maekz it CWNED (COWNED). Not diffikult.

    Conspankulashunz on nawt-sekkond.

    (Man, LoLSpeak is hard when you’re not used to it… hehehe.)

    NEW KAPSHUN:
    Try Da New LoLCat Reseever – HBO 4 Shure.

    • SweetMotherOfMars says:

      Yew did rly grate PF!!

    • Billy says:

      I’m sure I’ll get lolspeak one of these days, but I’m happy with normal English for now.

      • SolnEsther says:

        HAR!! We’re nawt – knawk it orf! Itz makin us nerbis! ;) Talk lyk a normbil kitteh.

      • SolnEsther says:

        Ise shir you ment to say “Ise shir awl git lolspeek wunna dese deys, but Ise hippy wif nornile Ingerlish fer naow.

        • SolnEsther says:

          Billy I’m sorry I picked on you but I’m not actually able to resist some of the low hanging froot. Please don’t be put off, and do hang around, the cheezpeeps are wunderfulls and yer welcome here eben iffen yo talks funneh. Check the wiki dats behind the Learn LOLSPEAK banner up tawp, it’ll help you lots. And just think how much fun you can have when the rules of spelling and grammer are revoked.

          • SweetMotherOfMars says:

            “low hanging froot” hmph. *elbows Sol*

            @ Billy – Really, Sol’s a good guy. Hilarious, to be truthful.

          • altosinger says:

            And that’s “grammar”.

            • nightshayde says:

              *snerk*
              Ai manijed to nawt sai dat… but ai thot it!

              • SweetMotherOfMars says:

                8)

                • SolnEsther says:

                  muh nawt Esther wyfe usta yell at me because I never boddered wid spellin. Stoopy chyldish rools lyk “When two vowels go walking the first one does the tawkin” or “I afore E ecept afta C except in Neighbor and weigh”. She usta say “Yer smart and smart peeple kin spell” I told her I hadda sectretary and a computer and both could spell, I got better things to think about. She claimed dat she could spell every werd she knew. I claimed that she only knew 5,000 werds, I knew 15,000 and could spel at least 5,000 kerwrekly. It escalated fron der until we went out and got der Scrabble board. I whupped her inna first game using the werd ‘Explaterate’ in a triple werd box. I beat her inna sekkund game usin only real werds but she wun the third by challengin me on muh use of ‘edjucate’.

                  • 3 Cattails says:

                    Ai larnd teht ruhl in skool 2, Sol. Ai haz teh dislicksea an tweren’t jus teh vowels taht was walking aroond on teh paig. Tehy didn’t kno bout teh dislicksea bak tehn an jus thot ai was teh stoopy.

                    • SolnEsther says:

                      I has a gud fren whos dyslexic and he is smart smart smart but nobody every knew so they treated him lyk he was stoppy which made him act up so the put him in private school but they thot he wa stoopy so he acted up so they put him in military school where they thot he was a disiplin problem cause he acted up so he ended up in a reform school. Smart guy but they thot he wooden lern to read when in fact he coodn’t lern to read well. He an I are frens because we share an enormus disrespect fer authority.

      • nightshayde says:

        Eez ok, Billy. Yew kin talk liek dat if yew wantz tew. Teh niec fing abowt lolspeak is yew doan hab tew werry abowt spellin stuff rong.
        *drops teh lolspeak for a momint*
        I actually proofread stuff for a living – so it’s sometimes challenging to go back and forth between proper English & lolspeak. Poor spelling and grammar drive me nuts IRL, but they don’t bother me here. :D
        *back to lolspeak*
        Welkum to ICHC, Billy!

      • 343GuiltySpark says:

        lolspeek duz taik a bit uv gettin yoosd to.
        ekspeshully for to reed it.
        furtunitly, der is a lolspeek dikshunary availuhbl to noo cheezfrens
        (such as yrself!)

        wez alwais happeh to welcum noo cheezfrend!! :-)

        • Billy says:

          Thanks, guys (and girls)! I’ve been a fan of this place for a while, but I just started posting recently. I don’t mind being kidded about talking funny (or not talking funny, depending on how you look at it). I think what matters is if you have something important to say.

          • SweetMotherOfMars says:

            N deed!

          • nightshayde says:

            Sumtiemz teh nawt-important stuff is werth sayin tew. ;)

          • SolnEsther says:

            oh noes! Wut I say hasta has sum meaning? I’ll shaddap fer a while noaw ;)

          • 343GuiltySpark says:

            ha ha yew nawt alwais has to say sumfing meeninful!
            i fink about 85 purrsent ov stuff dats sed on heer arnt meeninful!
            but dats wut keeps it fun.
            ov corss, meeninful fings also maik yew look smart…
            herm….

            :::trys to fink ov sumfing smart to sai:::

            oh luk, sumfin shinee!!

    • patticlan says:

      Can we stretch it to CROWNED?

  5. SweetMotherOfMars says:

    Wow, it’s warm enough where you are to lay in the grass and look for 4-leaf clovers?

  6. Kayjoy says:

    Cownan, not so Barbarian axshully

  7. Xaviar says:

    simple enough, that’s a cone on the cat. :P he got “cwned” ;p

  8. lolkitteh says:

    onoes, haz dis gy bin ifesterd wif flees?

  9. nightshayde says:

    Tunnul vishun.
    I haz it – along wif a sad.

    • SolnEsther says:

      I’m guessin the kitteh myte have a sad too, but ulitmately it’s for the good of awl, if teh kitteh has been frew wut I spect he or she has been frew.

      • nightshayde says:

        *wuz playin teh part of teh kitteh… but datz ok*
        Hoepfullee, teh kitteh haz recu…recovv… gottun beddur & haz grown himz fur back & iz relying on teh televishun for HBO agin.

        • SolnEsther says:

          Ise sorry nyteshade, I keeps fergittin that the referentz poynt in cheezland is very mobile and peeps go from observers to participants wifout warning. I’se nawt agile enuf to jump bak an forf as fast as I need to sumtymes. I stoopily fot dat you wer onna verge ob becomin a caertroll.

          • SolnEsther says:

            Caertrolls bother hell outta me. It’s stoopy political kerwrekedness gone overboard. Sorry I fot you might become one.

            • johnson442 says:

              Political Correct = Cognitively Challenged

              • altosinger says:

                Sometimes (in English—too hard to Lolspeak for this) that’s so, but often, it’s a well-intentioned effort to keep from hurting folks gone wrong. I know i earned a lot of the names i was called as a child, but they still hurt just as much. (Maybe more, because i was clueless.) I see what they’re trying to do, but it winds up being a control and manipulation thing.

              • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                Yu menez wez nawt spozed tu be PeeCee? Awl mai lief Ai fawt Ai wuz duin it rong.

                • SolnEsther says:

                  “Political correctness” is a
                  doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical
                  minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
                  mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition
                  that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the
                  clean end.

                  • altosinger says:

                    It was actually started in the USSR—if you expressed thoughts that didn’t agree with the (then)current political doctrine, you were sent to be “re-educated” until you would agree with the (then)current nonsense. At the risk of sounding likde a caretroll myself, i’m appalled that we have so bought into this idea. It IS supposed to be the USA, after all. As my hubby says, “I don’t agree with you, but i’ll defend to the death your right to say it!”

                  • peep says:

                    LOL…
                    O GAWD…
                    Solnesther mayed mi pee…

                    HA HA HA
                    WIN

                    (U saiyd “TURD…” …rolling AN Peein’)

          • nightshayde says:

            :shock:
            Ai doan fink ai wud maek a bery gud caertroll. In udder forumz, mebbe. Heer, nawt sew much.
            Yew sumtiemz haz to be kwik arownd heer, jumpin frum purrsunalitee to purrsunalitee. Ai finks yew do fien. ;) Plus yew hab gud sensuv hyoomer an yew haz intrestin fings to say.

  10. lolkitteh says:

    dis kitteh has sad…lets give him cheezburger and lol!

  11. Missy says:

    Kitteh in martooni glas waitun fer olliv

  12. halfbeast says:

    hey kitteh, dun luk ap, wehn eet reyns! or else yoo draun! :(

  13. This is teh weerd: I is looking strate ahed of me at teh laptop and seeing conehed kitteh. Rite behine me on teh couch is … a conehed kitteh. She say picshur not so dam funny, kthxlemmeoutofthisthing

  14. Catalogical Humor says:

    Cwnhead Cat
    is frm sistr planet of Remulac

  15. no 1 in particular says:

    ai keep reeding tihs “cweened.” maebee ai iz finkin abowt cweenmj

  16. johnson442 says:

    Can’t believe noboddy did the “Spice Must Flow” routine….

  17. Lokibird says:

    Funny!

  18. Rhyyyys says:

    Haha!1 I actually LOLed in class!!!!1 The teacherz lyke whut are you doing Rhys?

    Og Im looking up pronz I mean cats. I mean my project Ive been doing

    Lol :) funy cat likes FPS

  19. mysterious says:

    CWNZ0R’D N00B, LAWLZ

  20. Joyceefufu says:

    Ohhhhs Noooooo!!! U’s gots teh Happy Helmet!!!!

  21. jaspah says:

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny

  22. rodney dill says:

    Careful where you point the Blunderpuss

  23. Britt says:

    What u looking at? the ladies luv dis style!!!

  24. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Pore Kitteh!! Ai can rlly simpethize wif her….

    Mai lellow Lolbradoar Retreever haz a collur liek awn hims rite naow!!!

    BUMMMER!!!!!!! PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEH!!!!!!!!!!

    Hims haz suches a sad taht E-Collur iys awn. Ai haz a byg sad az wel,
    becuz hims keaps bumpyng me wif iyt ebbery 2 minnits.

    Vet preeskribed antybyautik adn antyhysimeen fur hims tu taike 21 daes;
    (hims haz rlly soar bak fuut adn a gettyng soar frunt fuut-iys awl ALLERGY!!!!)

    Ai din’t knoe taht petz can geyt allurgeez jes liek peeps.

    Tudae hims weynt aowt bak adn gawt E-Collur inna poop!! GAAAAAAARGH!!!!

    • SweetMotherOfMars says:

      O CheshireKK! Yewr pore goggie!
      (N pore yew… Ai noe goggie dint cleen teh E. coli orf teh E-Collur)

  25. laughoutloud says:

    ROFL!

  26. lisa says:

    kitteh may not b abel to bite hoomin… but kitteh can still peez on everything.

  27. thebruisedreed says:

    funi hoomins

    get hbo

    lulz…..ya


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