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I wonder if I can pick up HBO with this thing…
yew R Nawt Sekkond!!! Grate lien tew!
Thanks! This is the… uh, not-second time I’ve been not-second, or even this close to not-second. I guess the four leaf clover I found today is working after all.
Berry mush comcatululashunz, Billy! SMOM rite, grate lion! Whautchu want fur danzin and drinkin an singin? An, PS, I uzeta liv in W(bai CC) VA, in Green Bank, u noe it?
I think I’ve heard of it. They have a really big observatory there, don’t they?
By the way, I’m from Paden City. It’s at the base of the northern panhandle, right along the Ohio River.
Ariseebow kitteh needs funding fur cheeseburgrrs!
Oh, crap! I got to interested in looking up where Green Bank was that I forgot about the dancin’ and singin’! As a tribute to this cat, I think this would be appro… uh, fitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdFO9aMKrEc
As for drinks, you can have what you want. I think I’ll stick with Cherry Coke.
Purrrfekt song,
Poor Frank….
I almost forgot about the singin’ and dancin’! There’s a video of a Frank Zappa song called “Conehead” on YouTube that I tried to post, but the link didn’t show up. My confusion, let me show you it. I hope someone else can find it and post it.
As for drinks, y’all can have what you want. I’ll stick with Cherry Coke.
Hey, it showed up after all! My confusion, let me show you more of it…
It’s teh stoopy WordPress…a mayjr prob heer. Maibee jackdeth can rite us an sawng? Tew a well-known toon iff yew cud, pleez—mah pyooter haz no sownd. Go figure.
…an ai kant see teh youtube at werk (stoopee ppl blockin fun sites).
Doan werry, Billy — teh werdpretzel haz weerd hiccupz nao & den… espeshullee if yew aer postin a link.
Iz nawt yer fault.
I know. I tried posting a link way back when ever was a picture of a tacocat on here. It didn’t work at all. Now I know to expect a few hiccups now and then.
fyi, ai wuz habbin trubbel posting linkies tew……..wud taik 4ebber to show up. nao ai post teh linkie and delete the http: before ai post. it still shows up with it but is rite away……… my struggles let me share them
FZ FTW BBQ !!!
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ps — the trick to posting teh linkys is to remove the “h t t p” frum teh URL. Stoopy wurdprzz puts it back. Fer sum reezon, it takes a long time to post wif teh h t t p but posts immed… idemmia… mediat … rite away wifout it.
I guess it pays to seriously misssspell to ge featured… Hmmmm. lol
Iz “Lolspeak”—taeks gud branes tew reed, rite, an translayt, butt itz mush phun! Tehre iz wun hazzrd—aftr w wyle, yoo start finkin in lolspeek at teh rong tymes. An tehn, wen yoo goe tew rite a reel emayl, itz teh tuff tew spell rite.
Da kitteh dat pwns me wonts to no how to tuna dish. (Hur name is Cathrine Gale. Doze hu rekognize da name from the 60s tv show will understand wy wen I sai she is super intelligent, likes leather and can beat me up.)
Avengers ref FTW.
(Emma Peel also xcellent nayme!)
That is mean!
um, usually the vet is the one that puts the cone on a cat, so… probably not so mean. (Usually to keep them from licking a wound.)
The cone it’s OK. Making fun of kitteh because of this is wrong
*rolls eyez*
Und yew R heer fur sereeus dizcushunz, riiiite.
Poor kitteh, I agre to make fun is wrng. She is obviusly herting!!!!
She iz hurtn from teh bandaged paw and shayved sied….
Teh cone iz rly onlee hurtn hur pryde (kitty pryde?)
Doan worry, 1) az loooong az teh submishun prosess iz, dis kitteh iz lieklee fyne nao, and 2) Esme haz a snappy retort submitted fur awl kittehz in thiz predictamint. See Lolcatburgler’s link below.
Kitteh iz on kitteh Morphine, an iz stonzd…fel noe payne…
Kitteh iz hoomileatd bout kone…Kone ob SHAAMME.
“Those could have been guests at her wedding!”
“They were CONES!”
Makin fun of kitteh or hert is ronk, but makin fun of kone can bee ok, I thynk.
wair hav yew been? i’ve been missin yr smartaleck commints!!
sry dis commint 4 sanafabich
um? no. it was mean when i was five and put the cone back on my cat AFTER the huge sore on her neck that she wouldn’t stop scratching open healed, but..as the kitty’s back half is shaved……kitty is probably just not supposed to lick/bite/scratch itself
LOL – ai kin sew see mah hyoomin kitten doin dat to wun ob our kittehs. Ai fink ai woan show her one of teh cones until shez older (she’s 4).
Ai liek hao wii bofe preffusd hour anzwers wif “Um” — kutural traneing (moslee for femailz), wii haev shoen hourz.
*quotes from Big Book of How to be a Nice Girl*
Ahem. “Doan maek peepz feel yew R cawllin dem kluelez, sofen blow wif nongressvnez den esplayne wai dey R offbaze.)
.
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Eether dat oar wii R bofe slytely sarkatstick.
I wonder what “CWNED” means…
A reference to the Elizabethan Collar (Cone) on the kitteh, I bet.
CWNED = Coned (since teh kitteh iz werin a cone on himz hed). It’s a play on “PWNED” which is a common typo (and now an intentional one) for “OWNED.”
sry, tihs just mayks mee laff!
It’s teh new Ben an’ Jerryseses flaver: Chubby Tabby
Ohai, ICHC “Nite Shift”. Hao teh heck are yoose guize? I is just passin thru…
Oh Hai Maus!
Nyte shiff? Holy sh** It’s dark, I gots to git home kthxbai!
nyte? nyte? iz nawt nyte1 iz just ebbning!
Itz nawt eben startin to get dark heer in SoCal. Ai still haz 2 moar howrs of werk (wich meens an howr of doin “real” werk & an howr of ICHC
).
reel wurk? wut iz tihs reel wurk yu speek ov? slo deth bai meetin? sitting at kumpootur dooin tihs wurk yu keep talkin aobwt? (lol)
O hai N1IP!!
SweetMotherOfMars, ohai! duz yu noes wut tihs “reel wurk” iz taht nightshayde iz speekin ov?
*dropping lolspeak for a moment*
I’m proofreading an upcoming brochure for a travel-related company. I actually have to get the spelling and grammar right on it, along with checking the facts about the places… ICHC is really much more fun though.
Ohh, MANNNN—doing proper grammar and spelling after ICHC has GOT to be the pits! Ai N-joi prufreedin az a jeneul rool, butt itt wud bee teh tuff tew goe bak-n-forf! Mah simpafees!
Ai singz alto too, bai teh way.
Ai lieks teh proofreedin, an itz gettin eezier to go bak & forth. For sum reezin, itz harder to type an e-mail in propurr Engwish dan it iz to jus proofreed.
Ai just *klapped foofy pawz* at a frend in an e-mail. Den I tole her “multipul purrsonaliteez – let me show u dem.” She lol’d. Iz gud to hab frends hoo unnerstan crayzee lolspeak out of context.
Mai neerlee groed kitteh lurves teh macroz… hii unnerstans.
Ohai nightshayde, ai R anudder prufreedin alto!
Weez gotz uss a hurd ob proofreedin altoz…nao, wut duz wee doo wif dem?
Sing grammatically correct tunes… in harmony!
Ai R N Puhsiffycat tiem, tew, Shayde! Wuz thinkn, mai hooman kittehz R stille owt, beddr nawt b nyte!
Wunce, yrs ago (pre-HideyhoePandandle) ai lievd in Illynoiz an mai swytehart wuz up neer Corps duh’Layne. He said hiz girlkittehs weer playn owtside.
“OWTsyde? Iz allredee nyte heer!”
Ai awlwayz getz hoem aftur dark. Mah Momcat & mah Huzbin aer at hoem wif mah hyoomin kitteh… and teh six furree kittehs. Dere is probablee much napz goin on rite nao. Aiz enbeeyus. I wantz a nap.
{{{{Sleepy NightShayde}}}}
o hai, ai bin to corpz delayne. Mama runned owt ub gas just b 4 getz tu town, Natib merkun hu iz drink hiz brekfust frum papur bag stawpz tu help. Den town wuz just rownd neks bend. Wuz Sunnydai nd semed ebbrewunz went tu brekfust at saim plaize. Iz beyutimus plaice. ai lib in Calif. tu so iz stil lite owtsied naow. but nedez tu hit kitchen sune b 4 huzbum cumz lukking fur nomz.
Haev good nomz GramGreenShuz!
Iz a beautimouse plaze, curd’olayin. Ai doan goe tehre F10, nao.
Yoo taek teh wurd PWNED (POWNED), den maekz it CWNED (COWNED). Not diffikult.
Conspankulashunz on nawt-sekkond.
(Man, LoLSpeak is hard when you’re not used to it… hehehe.)
NEW KAPSHUN:
Try Da New LoLCat Reseever – HBO 4 Shure.
Yew did rly grate PF!!
I’m sure I’ll get lolspeak one of these days, but I’m happy with normal English for now.
HAR!! We’re nawt – knawk it orf! Itz makin us nerbis!
Talk lyk a normbil kitteh.
He iz habbin nuf tribble… uh
Tribble 
reedin it, Sol! Dis pidgin iz a smidgen ruff aun doze hoo nebber had tew reed it preveeuslee.
(O noe, I haz earwurm of Bert “Doing the *coo coo* Pidgeon”)
Sesame Street refrunz FTW!
Mai Liddle wuz torturin her sibz wif a repeeded rendishun jest a fyew weaks uhgoe….
Hao old iz teh liddul one?
Liddle = 9
Mittle = 11
Heir ~ 18
Ai onlee haz teh one hyoomin kitteh — but she haz a furree sister, a furree brudder, an 4 furree unkuls (my Mom’s kittehs) in teh howse.
O dat iz syblingz enuf…
Ai wuz onlee kitteh, din’t hurt mii nun.
Myne yewsed too sing “Tihs iz teh Sawng Taht Nebber Etil ai ftrettend tew maek hur skrub teh toytee.
I yewzd tew torchur a co-workr hooz dodders allwaiz sang that theeem song by walkN pazt… just hummminit kwietliek.
Ise shir you ment to say “Ise shir awl git lolspeek wunna dese deys, but Ise hippy wif nornile Ingerlish fer naow.
Billy I’m sorry I picked on you but I’m not actually able to resist some of the low hanging froot. Please don’t be put off, and do hang around, the cheezpeeps are wunderfulls and yer welcome here eben iffen yo talks funneh. Check the wiki dats behind the Learn LOLSPEAK banner up tawp, it’ll help you lots. And just think how much fun you can have when the rules of spelling and grammer are revoked.
“low hanging froot” hmph. *elbows Sol*
@ Billy – Really, Sol’s a good guy. Hilarious, to be truthful.
Dang you gotz sum sharp elbows! You an Esther mus shawp inna same Elbow booteak. I’d almos ruther get bonked by Kafleen’s majic donkee wand.
really?
*hoofs twitch*
AHA… tolled yew Ai liekd Esther!
I wun’t hurt yew… jest git yore attenshun zall.
{{{Sol}}}
And that’s “grammar”.
*snerk*
Ai manijed to nawt sai dat… but ai thot it!
muh nawt Esther wyfe usta yell at me because I never boddered wid spellin. Stoopy chyldish rools lyk “When two vowels go walking the first one does the tawkin” or “I afore E ecept afta C except in Neighbor and weigh”. She usta say “Yer smart and smart peeple kin spell” I told her I hadda sectretary and a computer and both could spell, I got better things to think about. She claimed dat she could spell every werd she knew. I claimed that she only knew 5,000 werds, I knew 15,000 and could spel at least 5,000 kerwrekly. It escalated fron der until we went out and got der Scrabble board. I whupped her inna first game using the werd ‘Explaterate’ in a triple werd box. I beat her inna sekkund game usin only real werds but she wun the third by challengin me on muh use of ‘edjucate’.
Ai larnd teht ruhl in skool 2, Sol. Ai haz teh dislicksea an tweren’t jus teh vowels taht was walking aroond on teh paig. Tehy didn’t kno bout teh dislicksea bak tehn an jus thot ai was teh stoopy.
I has a gud fren whos dyslexic and he is smart smart smart but nobody every knew so they treated him lyk he was stoppy which made him act up so the put him in private school but they thot he wa stoopy so he acted up so they put him in military school where they thot he was a disiplin problem cause he acted up so he ended up in a reform school. Smart guy but they thot he wooden lern to read when in fact he coodn’t lern to read well. He an I are frens because we share an enormus disrespect fer authority.
Ai hadn knotissed! Hee hee!
Eez ok, Billy. Yew kin talk liek dat if yew wantz tew. Teh niec fing abowt lolspeak is yew doan hab tew werry abowt spellin stuff rong.
*drops teh lolspeak for a momint*
I actually proofread stuff for a living – so it’s sometimes challenging to go back and forth between proper English & lolspeak. Poor spelling and grammar drive me nuts IRL, but they don’t bother me here.
*back to lolspeak*
Welkum to ICHC, Billy!
Nuthing unusual about that. Lotsa people fluent in too langwedges!
Oooooh – ai wundur if ai kin git ekstra munnies fer bein bailingwul….
Cawlz dem” Polly glawtz”
Geegollygist Ai am… Ai thot yew wroat Landwedges.
*looks around* Playte tektonics?! Whar?
“fluent in too landwedges” I b vizulyeyezing teh floooing wigglee pie shaped bitz ufdeh land noaw. tehy b lukking like teh live akshun Salvador Dali werkz.
Meltn heer & smooshin up liek da himawlyuns dere.
Yup! Mai maginashun, let mee show u it.
I once saw a bumper sticker you miteah lyked;
“Stop the Tektonic Movement”
I liek “Reunite Gondwanaland!”
lolspeek duz taik a bit uv gettin yoosd to.
ekspeshully for to reed it.
furtunitly, der is a lolspeek dikshunary availuhbl to noo cheezfrens
(such as yrself!)
wez alwais happeh to welcum noo cheezfrend!!
Thanks, guys (and girls)! I’ve been a fan of this place for a while, but I just started posting recently. I don’t mind being kidded about talking funny (or not talking funny, depending on how you look at it). I think what matters is if you have something important to say.
N deed!
Sumtiemz teh nawt-important stuff is werth sayin tew.
oh noes! Wut I say hasta has sum meaning? I’ll shaddap fer a while noaw
ha ha yew nawt alwais has to say sumfing meeninful!
i fink about 85 purrsent ov stuff dats sed on heer arnt meeninful!
but dats wut keeps it fun.
ov corss, meeninful fings also maik yew look smart…
herm….
…
:::trys to fink ov sumfing smart to sai:::
…
oh luk, sumfin shinee!!
Can we stretch it to CROWNED?
Teh crown yoozully nawt goez arownd teh neck…
Nope, just collarz, conez… noooses & ties (much the sayme thing)
Yeah, azk enny gui stuk inna tye foar a weddin!
Yew haev maekins of a song AltoSinger!
Azk ♫ enny gui ♫♪♫♪
stuk ♫ inna tye ♫♪♫♪
♪♪ foar a weddin! ♫♪♫♪
Wud her felinez be hurt
over open-nekked Shirt
@ dere weddin….
Ai’m lubbin dis!
Ai’m a po-it
an ai doan kno-it
but mah feetz sho-it—–
dere Laaaaawngfellows!
{{{{altosinger}}}}
Wow, it’s warm enough where you are to lay in the grass and look for 4-leaf clovers?
It is pretty warm here in WV, but I didn’t lay in the grass. I was just walking around my local park and almost stepped on it.
WV sounds like a gorgeous place (have a friend here Out West who grew up there.) Congrats on the top spot!
How far west? I know a few peeps that have moved in that general direction.
Panhandle of Idaho… or HideyHoe az wun of mai dodderz waz sayin when we moved here.
Mekka lekka hi, mekka HideyHoe!
FTW!!!!
Cownan, not so Barbarian axshully
o hai KJ and Shayde
Hai SMOM! Ai hoeps yer dai iz goin well! Ai keepz bownsin back & forth between ICHC & doin teh werk Aiz spozed to do.
Yeah, Ai haz to goe, boy iz wayting fur a ride hoem.
Sii yew inna funnie papurrs!
Ai’m hoem!
Nao that Ai noe whut yew dew, Ai am imprezd yew kan goe frum wun lagooage tew da otter.
Ai haev a worree that bitz ov mai disheertashun (reed: mai Dfenz) will axidentlee be in lolspeak.
hi n goodby SweetMOM,
i haz 2 halps with teh homewerks!
Taht’ll b mii innafew mynewts.
simple enough, that’s a cone on the cat.
he got “cwned” ;p
onoes, haz dis gy bin ifesterd wif flees?
Looks liek hez ben shayved. Sii?
Tunnul vishun.
I haz it – along wif a sad.
I’m guessin the kitteh myte have a sad too, but ulitmately it’s for the good of awl, if teh kitteh has been frew wut I spect he or she has been frew.
*wuz playin teh part of teh kitteh… but datz ok*
Hoepfullee, teh kitteh haz recu…recovv… gottun beddur & haz grown himz fur back & iz relying on teh televishun for HBO agin.
Ise sorry nyteshade, I keeps fergittin that the referentz poynt in cheezland is very mobile and peeps go from observers to participants wifout warning. I’se nawt agile enuf to jump bak an forf as fast as I need to sumtymes. I stoopily fot dat you wer onna verge ob becomin a caertroll.
Caertrolls bother hell outta me. It’s stoopy political kerwrekedness gone overboard. Sorry I fot you might become one.
Political Correct = Cognitively Challenged
Sometimes (in English—too hard to Lolspeak for this) that’s so, but often, it’s a well-intentioned effort to keep from hurting folks gone wrong. I know i earned a lot of the names i was called as a child, but they still hurt just as much. (Maybe more, because i was clueless.) I see what they’re trying to do, but it winds up being a control and manipulation thing.
Awl thinz en moderayt rationz… ebben PCnez & moderaterayshun
Yu menez wez nawt spozed tu be PeeCee? Awl mai lief Ai fawt Ai wuz duin it rong.
“Political correctness” is a
doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition
that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the
clean end.
It was actually started in the USSR—if you expressed thoughts that didn’t agree with the (then)current political doctrine, you were sent to be “re-educated” until you would agree with the (then)current nonsense. At the risk of sounding likde a caretroll myself, i’m appalled that we have so bought into this idea. It IS supposed to be the USA, after all. As my hubby says, “I don’t agree with you, but i’ll defend to the death your right to say it!”
in Soviet Russia political correctness IS correct.
Yoo sed it!
LOL…
O GAWD…
Solnesther mayed mi pee…
HA HA HA
WIN
(U saiyd “TURD…” …rolling AN Peein’)
Ai doan fink ai wud maek a bery gud caertroll. In udder forumz, mebbe. Heer, nawt sew much.
Yew sumtiemz haz to be kwik arownd heer, jumpin frum purrsunalitee to purrsunalitee. Ai finks yew do fien.
dis kitteh has sad…lets give him cheezburger and lol!
kan he eetz hiz cheezbuger? ai fink it wud bee kindov hard…poar kitteh
jus needz hyumon slave to hodl it to himz mouf. watch yor fingers on teh last biet, though.
Kitteh in martooni glas waitun fer olliv
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!! Waitin fur cheezburgr, akshully?
cheezburger wud get soggy in teh martuna.
@@@@@ Gud one but I wud guess kitteh is axually waytin fer the gin and could live wiffout the olive.
I find that in trubbad tymes lyk dese dat coitin sakrifices mus be made and I usually start wiff cuttin back from two to one olive in der martoonis. Den I make the painful switch from Plymouth Gin to vodka. Its all down hill after that.
OMG Solo…such sakkrifiss awn yer part….mebbe kitteh tinks olliv stuffd wit toonuh?
“Coitin sakrifices” – interesting imaj, Sol!
jest a spellin cwerk das awl, I asures you!
One of mai kittehs wud akchully luv teh olive. He lieks himz veggies — he will ignore meet produx (eksept fur shrimp or fish), but ai haz to keep an eye on teh mushrooms (himz favrit) an teh zookeeny an teh spinich. He awlso lieks Andersen’s Split Pea Soup & Bloody Mary Mix.
He iz a weerd kitteh, but heez mah orinj (nawt poizin) furry son.
Ai fink Skimble lieks olives tew — ai shud try it to see. Ai fink he lieks froot salad awlso.
*startz to sing*
Skimbleshanks, the Veggie Cat
The Cat of the Produce Aisle…
*stopz singin befoar werk ppl figyer owt Aiz nawt doin much werk*
Budai lieked it!
me teww……….. moar plz!!! (tuna gilolgins island?)
Ai thot wuz Davee Croakit
… kign ov whyld frontear.
hey, yew cud be rite!! ai finx eider wun werks……….. till we heer odderwize…
news at eleben
Wuz shoppin 4 teh gushifuds
Himz had tew walk a mile!!!
Skimbleshanks – whadda grate naem!!
Please don’t shake or stir the kitty martini.
Billy of deh nawt sekkund….we wuud nevvr shak awr stur kitteh martooni…mebbeh snorgle and rap in blankee
Kitteh martoonis are gently swirled – no ice
Yu’r gud! Haev yew capshunned anee yet? (Ai’m steel waytn fur mien tew maek teh cut.
)
Thot Ai wuz on Fazebuk fur a minnut. Ai got a:
“You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”
message.
haow can be so fast? bai tiem Ai get sumfing rote nd clik 3 oar 4 uvvurs ar up dat wurnt be4.
Ai jest saw I forgotted teh clozin pairNthisC, an added it kwick-liek.
Den WierdPrez had an angry.
Ai copied teh angry, und refreshd. Got da “POST DATA” msg, gaev mai purplemisshun und saw my ‘fast post’.
Den I paystd teh angry in mai repli.
I think I’ve captioned one, but that was the last I saw of it. Maybe I’ll try again later.
Do keep trying, you have a great sense of humor.
(Awl yew knead nao iz teh pashunce ob Job….)
yea it brooze da gyn An deh kitteh…
durty,plz, 2 olibbs..nom
hey kitteh, dun luk ap, wehn eet reyns! or else yoo draun!
This is teh weerd: I is looking strate ahed of me at teh laptop and seeing conehed kitteh. Rite behine me on teh couch is … a conehed kitteh. She say picshur not so dam funny, kthxlemmeoutofthisthing
ai habbent akshoolee heerd wut happened tew yur kitteh. did she hab surjuree oar sumfing?
Esme hads a mass near one of her anal glands. Needle biopsy didn’t look good. Mass was removified last week and so she has a shaved and sore bum and a e-collar. It’s been a stinky and spot-cleany week around here.
But she’s still a luv, purring and kissing mah nose. Unless I’m wiping her sore bum, then she’s implying that mah parents was never teh married.
aw, poar kitteh! ai lukkeded at teh pikshur ov her yu left. she lukks incrediblee kyoot!
Poar kitteh. Plz to tell her weez laffin neer teh kitteh an nawt AT teh kitteh. Or weez laffin at teh capshun but nawt at teh kitteh.
Too late:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=988137
Awwww! Esme is byootiful!!! Hao lawng she haz to wear dat fing?
She has a apperntment tomorrow wif teh vet. If her bum is heeled enuff, she can lose teh collar. Cross ur fingers, toes, eyes, whatever for her, ‘k?
Shoor! Shee shure iz a beautimus kitteh! Ai’ll tawk tew CC foar her.
what a byootiful kitteh, ai hav mai fingers and toes crossed everthin goes good for you and her.
Ai gaev hurrr a {{{squeeeze}}}.
And 5 @@@@@….
Haow yu du dat? indede iz byutimus.
it never dawned on me that we can share pix that way!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=425529
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=425529
Fun!!!
R those ur kittehs on that trane?
yesh, teh mamakitty an teh rascal (who is no longer wiff us……… boff her mamas miss her……. the mamakitty IRL and meeeee tew) ai fink it is mamakitty exiting the trane, will luk agin
sew we kin jus make a lols wit our pix and shares dem……. ai like it!!
{{{{rascal & bofe Mammas}}}}
Awl wii haev iz guppeaz n snailz…
Cwnhead Cat
is frm sistr planet of Remulac
“Trick or Treat”
Here r your fried avian embryos- Happy Halloween!
(its ok , theyre frum France)
@@@@@ fur eech uv yew!
Astronauts to the Moon? Hahahahahahahaha!!!
dats in Frants
ai keep reeding tihs “cweened.” maebee ai iz finkin abowt cweenmj
Berry interestingz. But dis not mai kind uv akksessoareez.
But it’s named after a cween: Elizamabeth I. My vet calls it a “e-collar” but you no can gets teh wi-fy on it.
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Can’t believe noboddy did the “Spice Must Flow” routine….
Thoez eyz R bloo!
did teh bloo aize a fyew daiz ago. Nd dune yu furget it.
Mah 18 yo son wuz talkin teh uddur day bowt how much he lubs “that book Dune.”
I casuallee menshunned teh moovie.
“Dere’s a moovie?”
Wee has owr fun cut owt furr us, mee an mah boy!
is uzuloly teh odder wai around, idnit? ai fink is a gud sine!!
Ohai Kafleen
Ai agree! Yew noe… my ~18 boyKitteh boycotted Eragon… moovee dint fallow buk, he said Pleh Do not want.
Wii R razing jennerashun uv buk snobz. (Iz gud, yez?)
berry berry gud……… iz nebber as gud. ai onleee duz dat if ai’m lazzzeee…… (an dats fairy offen)
ai hopes yew followed wut ai ment………. mobie nebber as gud……blah blah meofffffffffft
Yesh.
I gots kwite teh reedur on mah hands.
I followed, Jamama!
Sayme heer, Kafleen!
Heir lurves tew reed, Mittle, tew…
Liddle not sew much… wud rathr maek musik or draw…
thas OK, but I wisht she wuz vorashus, liek sibz.
Funny!
Haha!1 I actually LOLed in class!!!!1 The teacherz lyke whut are you doing Rhys?
Og Im looking up pronz I mean cats. I mean my project Ive been doing
Lol
funy cat likes FPS
Dis bee an edumacashunull site…u just tell ur teechur dat.
An den show dem. Dey will git hooked, too.
CWNZ0R’D N00B, LAWLZ
Ohhhhs Noooooo!!! U’s gots teh Happy Helmet!!!!
*giggle*
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny
Careful where you point the Blunderpuss
:snerk:
What u looking at? the ladies luv dis style!!!
Pore Kitteh!! Ai can rlly simpethize wif her….
Mai lellow Lolbradoar Retreever haz a collur liek awn hims rite naow!!!
BUMMMER!!!!!!! PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEH!!!!!!!!!!
Hims haz suches a sad taht E-Collur iys awn. Ai haz a byg sad az wel,
becuz hims keaps bumpyng me wif iyt ebbery 2 minnits.
Vet preeskribed antybyautik adn antyhysimeen fur hims tu taike 21 daes;
(hims haz rlly soar bak fuut adn a gettyng soar frunt fuut-iys awl ALLERGY!!!!)
Ai din’t knoe taht petz can geyt allurgeez jes liek peeps.
Tudae hims weynt aowt bak adn gawt E-Collur inna poop!! GAAAAAAARGH!!!!
O CheshireKK! Yewr pore goggie!
(N pore yew… Ai noe goggie dint cleen teh E. coli orf teh E-Collur)
ROFL!
kitteh may not b abel to bite hoomin… but kitteh can still peez on everything.
funi hoomins
get hbo
lulz…..ya