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Conga rats, LCB, on yur top nawt-sekkond! Looks like today’s baking haz ground to a meowing halt.
O lolcatburglar. Ai ar so happee taht yoo ar the WUN to occupy this spot – becuz a am going to maek a Publik Servicss annaouncement an a know yoo won’t mind!!
ATTENSHUN EBREEE WUN PLEEEZ!!!
Amongst us today – she shop awn both teh erlier threds today – iz ar own deer Elfnugget. Menee of yoo may know taht she iz a genuine Heroine!!! An she needz yur help.
Befoar Chrismuss, awn a dark nite – she saw a “sumthing” lying injured bai the rode.
She stopped – an it was – a KITTEH. Terriblee injured – eben SHOT!!!!
She pikked him up – took him hoam – took him to the vet – and saived his life. He iz now hur awn deer Karmic Balance – an – tho his tail is gone (borked), he has teh happytail in his hart.
The Vet bill were over $2000!!!!!!!! an she did it willinglee and happilee – eben tho she is FAR frum rich.
So – ai ask – ene 0f you hoo can – to extend a halping hand to her.
Just clikc awn her nayme – find “Karmic Balance” and there yoo will see how to gib her sum munnies. Ai hav dun it, as hav mennee odders heer. But lots ov munniee is still owed. Ebree liddle bit will halp.
An ai thank yoo fur yur time – an this space.
*bows* *exits stage rite*
Of corse I don’t mind, J4K!
Heer is moar direct link to Elfi’s KB site:
http://www.elfination.com/?cat=10
I gived some monnies in memory of mah Jethro kitteh and I getted a nice kthx card wif drawrings on it from teh Elfi in teh snail mails! Win-win!
(an ai think maybee it uzed to bee mein!!! Can ai luk moar cloaslee, pleez???)
How can I has ur hart of gold when u alreddy has one?
ha! i luvs ur comment! lol!
I gived a liddle to KB…he is such a pretty baby…an has been thru so muches. I never evin new dat Elfi wud no it came frum me…an den I got teh kindist note frum her sayin, “Ohai…and fanks!” I put it in mai treshur box four safe keepin!
I also gived sum munnies, and I got teh most swell thank yu care! Elfnugget is truly a heero!
um. thank yu card, uv coarse!
oh hai JCH4000k
umm, sowwy to ask, but I am not clear, and we needs clarity if this mission is to succeedz; where do we go to clik on Elfi’s name? Liddle confoozed. Iz it jus clik on her name in teh commintz, or sumwhere speshull?
Thxbai!
I just posted a direct link. Heer it is again:
http://www.elfination.com/?cat=10
ohai LCB…ai just maded a donashun, (an did NAWT eated it!) KB’s storee is hartwarmins…ai theenk KB is gibbon us awl a showt at balunsin ar kar-muh…no?
Yay, u! Yay, KB! Yay, Elfi!
fanx 4 teh linkee LCB.
awl dun
Yay, u! Yay, u! Yay, u!
*cabbage patch danse*
Janet – Tanks for aware-ing us. I had no clew and it mayd mai day to help owt in mai tiny weh. Dat’s wat we’re abowt here, rite? {{{{elfnugget}}}} {{{{janeth4k}}}} {{{{kb}}}}
I poztid a fankoo, but wierdprezz eetid it.
it showz up soon, I hoap.
*extremely shy* Chzfrenz, you have done amazing things today.
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If you click my name, I posted a kind of global thank-you on my blog… I’m so astounded at everyone’s kindness and generosity… (I will properly thank everyone, I promise… I just had to post something to show my utter astonishment!!)
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in TWELVE HOURS, I got enough money from chzfrenz to make more than my usual monthly payment for NEXT MONTH… I usually send them $225 a month…. you’ve all donated over $350!!
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The technical “monthly payment” is only a little bit (I think it’s like $40 or something) but the Care Credit card gave me a 12-months-no-interest promotion since the bill was more than $1,000…. (it was actually $2100) … so I figure if I pay them $225 a month I’ll have it easily paid off before the 12th month so I never pay interest…
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You guys have not only made this MORE than possible, but it’s helping me in countless other ways… I’m about to move, and I need to fix up the house, and now… I don’t have such a worry about KB’s bill, I can worry about the price of landscaping and re-doing the floors…. And $350 is the difference between the bargain-basement discontinued flooring and the nice tongue-in-groove no-glue 10-year-warranty stuff. You guys are utterly, completely, truly awesome.
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I asked my roommate to help me with a special treat for my chzfrenz… It’ll be a little while because I’m finishing my school term and I don’t have a lot of time to spend, but I have ideas, and when it’s done, I’ll be sure to let you all know.
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Thank you all again and again. I set up KB’s account and the paypal donate button because I thought maybe my mother-in-law or my cousin would send a couple of dollars…. I never in a million years thought that over half the bill would be covered by the generosity of people all over the world.
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*weeping*
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=^_^= !!!
Elfi
{{{{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}}}}}}} Us cheezfrens stik tagedder….
Instant! Juss add waddur!
I no can adds watters! We hads a watter main brake today. Whut I can adds insted?
Apple Joose
Bacardi
Creem soda
doktor pepper
elegant tees
froth frum whippy creem
Dakree
Egg nogg
Froot jooze
Diet Mountain Dew
Egg Cream
Fizzies
… a fiery three-comment collision. Call the emergency squad! …
*perks up* OOh! There will be firemans?
Proly. But leave the truck alone when they arrive!
sure fing, I can do dat – teh truk nawt neerly as inneresting as teh firemans
Hi LCB — I has a passhun for firemans. Mah cowurkers teese me abowt it. Do yu likes them tu, or is it just yr attrakshun for shinee thingees?
(I lieks them becuz: 1 theyre buff 2 theyre ginerallee nice gize 3 they has saiv my lief three tiems.) (Not nesesesesesarily in taht ordur.)
I likes them for teh same reesuns. Well, I hasn’t had to has mah life saved (knock on woods) but wif mah reputayshun for needing reskew, u never knoes.
mmmm… shiny firemans…
I has teh azmas verree bad and scaree, an now I lives rite across teh street from a fireman stashun and I alwaes tink, “well, if I has a bad spaz attak, teh firemans can be heer quik.”
Las summer tehy putted a noo roof on teh fireman-stashun and tehy were all on teh roof workin in nuthin but shorts an shoos. I neerly gotted owt a lawn chair an binoc– byenocu– close-up-seein-thingees to watsch. Woo-hoo! Shiny firemans indeedy!!
Ferget bernoculars, u coulda sets up a webcam and shared!
Re: Firemen….When I wuz 10 years old, my Dad and I be in bad kar aksident. My Dad be too injured to get out of kar, so I klimbed up hill by myself to da road. Firetruck had just arrived, and there be a couple cars that be stopped by side of road. A fireman saw me, a little gurl who had just klimbed a hill from a wrekked kar, and he swooped me up in hiz arms and karried me to a kar (it wuz cold that day). He chekked me ober qwiklee (I had a big bump on head from knocking out da windsheeld), then ran off to help get my Dad outta da kar. Ambulance soon arrived, everything eventshually turned out okay. My biggest, best memory of dat whole affair wuz thinking – even as a little kitty – “wow, I being karried by handsum fireman!” I luvs the hero-types.
Being rescued = the win!1!!!11!
Hansum fyremenz = the win!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!!
Being rescued by hansum fyremenz = THE WIN!!1!elebenty!!!
Yu wantz firemanz? cum tu mai safeway stoar amlost ennedai wil fined sum shawping fur dere fudz. mai nunkul wuz fireman. Sum daiz when dad wuz taik kare ub me wud taik me tu firehaus tu plai pool wile menz plaiz poker.
Evrybuddy, I has a portant announcement.
I has a noo bestest fren! Meet mah BFF, (*checks name*) gmawairsgreneshuz!
Oh, Fankz lcb. datz de lubblee.
Ur welcome, um, gmawairsgreneshuz.
Ai’m so glad ai cum tu plai insted ub go owt tu cut off de ded flowrz. Uzual nawt plai til after munch.
So we can goes to teh Safeways now? Canwehuh, canwehuh?
*Tugs, um, gmawairsgreneshuz’s arm*
(runz tu put awn de shuz nd lipstik, grabz keyz nd drakglases, oh, nad munniez) Less goze! iz alredy 11;37 . DEy shur tu be dere naow.
*Puts lipstix on toes, shoes on eyes and darkglasses on mouf.*
I is reddy! Letsgoletsgoletsgo!
Wait! Ize comin tu!!! Jus gotta maik shur I gots mah inhayler!
… On secund thot, mebbe Ile jus run an get owta breth, an need mowf to mowf.
Ai haz a frend who callz fier enjuns “Rolling Red Buffets.”
Gooey Grape Gunk
Hawaiian Honey
Incredible Invisible Ink
Joosey juises
Kitteh kaluha
Lemon lime libashun
Martoonies
Nee-Hi of the grape
orenge joose
punch
quince jooz
strabry milkshayke
mai alfabet is borked! I haz no RRRRRz
onlee Arrrrghz
Ai wuz jus awfur Rosewater nd musheen eet it. Luffly raoma.
Sum yu noze owr lubblee Tidmum hab borked pyewtur todai so wil nawt be plaing wif us. ai’m gessing iz JCH4, Zuberflote, Ambercat. rite?
razberee jooce?
PJ (aka partie punch)
Quince joos?
Red winez
Strawbry milkshaykes
Tee (url grey)
Udder tings
Vunilla Soda
watur
xotic fruut jooz
Yoohoo
Zumfindel
mylk cumz frum udderz!
Iz troo!
and udder tings
First add the sweetener to the mix.
kittehs iz sweet enuf!
Crows go in da pie, not kittehs. U not read nursree rimes?
well, technically, black birds. Apparently I didn’t read them well enough!
Iz awl gud… kwof Hugin da Ravyn “jest nawt Ai!!!”
moar precisely:
foreign twenny blackboards baked untill they cry…
izzen dat a Danish ditch to set before the Cwing
Soemting iz rotted….
O hai, I is ur new naybor. I can borrows cup of kitteh, plz?
I can has GMTA? Kthxbai…
omg- we haz a 5-way macramay!!
Congrats awl- how r u wanting to sellabraid?
I just got back from the neighbors. I had to borrow a cup of Kitty…
Jinx. Buy me a coke. And a big-screen TV. And a Brand New Car. And…
I happen to have those with me. Oh… and.. um… here’s the keys to your house. I
tookfound them on the sidewalk.As if. Just hoo does u think u is deeling wif heer? I didn’t just steel teh turnip truck this mornin’ u knoes.
Yoo can has turnips!!! Ai’m makeing a vegetabul soop eben as ai rite!!!
Um… I was steeling teh turnips to gets rid of them. I can has lobster bisk insted?
And how about a nice game of chess pie?
Ah… but I learned at the hand of The Master
*Bows to LCB*
*Kisses her ring*
HAY! Spit that ring back out rite now, mister!
Mrffplt?
*Holds how paw*
Come on. Out wif it. And don’t even think about swallowing. That’s teh one wif teh secret compartmint wif teh poisons innit/
*Opens mouth*
See? Nuthin in there. Sry.
*Turns and walks away, whistling casually*
♫♫♫ ♫♫♫
Oh, well. It will all come out in teh end.
Hmm… nice watch. I wonder how much money is in this wallet?
*Announcer voice* We’ve seekritly replaced LCB’s wallet and ristwatch wif plastic replick… repla… fake ones AND added asploding dye packets. Will Maus notis teh diffrence? Let’s find out.
*Opens wallet*
*BANG!*
Nope. No money in here. I… owwww…
*Klunk*
Oh daer. Poor Maus. He’s gotten himself into quite the pickle. Professor, give a hand with him, will you?
Certainly.
*They pick him up*
Off to The Maus Hole we go…
Ooooh ooooh ooooh haow did getz myewsik z? Wantz!
iz dis fer teh chess pi?
or maybee pie fur Chessie teh sleepin kitteh o teh Chesapeak & Baltlolmore?
KJ!!!! *dances around*
Yew gayve mii a happy!!
Mai GreatGP and Grandpaw (an sum unkles, tew) awl were rayleroad menfolk.
Ai mebmber da C&O & B&O and awl thoze Chessie Kittehs paynted onna traynez.
*squeeeee*
mi grate-grampa werked fer teh “Atchesun, Towpeeka, an Santa Fey” ralerode, but day nowt hav teh cyute kitteh awn der tranes……
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*cheerz up* but dey did haz a guud sawng….singed bi Judy Garlan, ai beleeve….
Central Calfurnee burshun iz “Watsonville, Salinas and Monterey.”
Oh mai?
Ai tribed twiyst tew leeb yew linkages tew song lyricals (yes, wuz Judy!) anna pik ov de Chessie System Kitteh, but Ai guess dat Weird Prez nawt happee wif linkages. Ebben tuuk da Ht Tp offa da front endz.
Thot wii cud shayre song n kitteh. WP syz “N-O-E spellz noe!”
wut’s wif awl teh splortayshus pics laitlee??? teh kyutness is oberwellming!!
Eye mayded u a kitteh, but eye snorgled it!
OOOhhhhhhh…
Were’s mai CHRG?!?! Annebodee seen it?
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Ai needz it QWIK!
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“Danger. Splorting imminent.”
SSSSPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai noed dat wuz gonna happen.
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Halp?
o noes RHSB, whut r u doing all splorty-like?
here,i helps with teh grey matter
pat-pat-pat
snap on a CHRG (drawings of crocuses on it )
Feel beddar?
have sum nice dark choklite & rest fur a bit, ok?
Whoop Whoop Whoop!
*skreechus arownd teh cornur in teh CCC*
*luks arownd at teh splortashun mess*
Nao hao long haz dis bin heer? *sigh*
*putz on CHRG (wdoi – watebbur dat is) AND teh bavving cap wif purrpul fwowez jus tew maek shur*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*scoopa scoopa scoopa*
*tucka tucka tucka*
*taypa taypa taypa*
*Tuks rhsb in unner niec softee huntur green floofee blankee, gibs cuppa tea & chocklit otter*
U feelz bedder, rhsb?
Recipe for a lolkitteh
Ingredients
1 or more cute kittehs
1 digital camera
1 human to take dah pictoor and make a caption
Take a picture of kitteh/s in doing something particularly cute
Upload the pic to the computer and then to the ICHC website
Now think of something funny or cute and make a caption
Congrats U have maded Urself a lol kitteh
Submit to ICHC and if the ceiling cat is happy with you
Your pic will make it to the voting pages and may be the front page!
This mus be what coms owt of teh tap from taht pikshur yestidday!!
UR DOIN IT RONG!!
Srsly, no haz chikn or livr. Onlee meow.
Hau kitteh fit? Iz klapsibull kitteh or inflaetabull kitteh that haz lost sum aire?
It’s kitteh phyzzics. They fits anywhares. Just about anyway.
Kitteh sayz, ‘Stepp 2, jess addz milk.’
Den droolz.
I can has tuna?
I can has liver?
1. put kitteh into meshurin’ cup
2. snorgle kitteh ’til it r feelin’ comfortble
3. add capshun
reslut: meow-mix wich maeks yu esplode ‘coz ov teh cute
oh noes… iz to laet 4 lolcat recipe. dere is awlredy one
There r usually many very-ashuns 2 a gud recipe, creativ license, u kno.:smile:
Lolcat resipeez r like meetloafz: ebbery1 b habbing a diffrunt resipee, adn awl r gud.
O NOES!!1! Not Meet Loaf again!
… now stir until a uniform gray in color, could take several strokes.
maek sure to yoos a nice sawfty brush.
I Kno Eetz Kat. Dis dogg pulls hugh mungus whorse
wats ths/tht?
Hey Chrisseykitteh are you owt there? I has wut I hope is a simple and praps stoppy kwestshun. I say dat trivia is either a singular or a plural word and muh fren says no stoopy triva are plural and trivium is singular (like data and datum). Bean the mature adult I is I say No your stoopy trivium is differment werd wif different meanin. I’d look it up but I left muh OED (2vol compact edition wif magnifyin glass) in muh other suit, can you, as a latin teachur, hep? (I noes, the rite answer is wer’e boff stoppy fer habbin dis argue)
Sol: the online Merriam Webster confirms what you say: trivia is a “noun plural but singular or plural in construction”. HTH.
“Trivium” is a whole nuther werd:
Etymology: Medieval Latin, from Latin, meeting of three ways, crossroads
A group of studies consisting of grammar, rhetoric, and logic and forming the lower division of the seven liberal arts in medieval universities
You da man! er, a, um, You da Maus! So what is yo a man er a maus? Fanx either way. One of muh favorite trivia is the meaning of trivia – at the meetings of three roads (tri via) posts were erected upon which to display news, hents Post No Bills. Now when smuh marteepantz fren kerwects muh and say dats a trivium I can point out Hims Doin it Rong. I needs to put a dictionar closer to the pooter, or find on online that I likes.
Dude: Use Google and in the search bar type “Definition: whatever“. the Webster or the Brittanica (and sometime Wikipedia) are usually the first (or among the first) hits.
Oh Noes!!!! I sed teh “Furvest Frum Lastest Werd”
I gonna gets a whippin’…
Oh… I am a man AND a Maus. But that is a story for another day. TTFN.
u didn’t axe me but I think the anser is trivial.
Y U purrtisapayt in floccinaucinihilipilification?
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(taht is a reel wurd, nawt lolspeekt at awl)
is one ob muh favs but nawt offen called fer. Means nawt lyking sumtin fer no reason.
The trivium usedta be teh three main branches of basic lurning: grammur, dialectic, and retoric. So any trivia IS something basic or furst-grade levul. Is Greek, not Latine, and you can say trivia ARE unimportant — or, on teh other hand, trivia IS teh most important part of lerning. Is parsable as either singulur or plural. Hoap this wins yu a gud prize.
Sorry – didun get it rite abowt it beein Greek. Is Latin. Liek quadrivium, the next set of lernin.
Oh, an Trivium is also a rock band from Orlando.
An Trillium iz a prittee whyte flour wif three pedals found in teh urlee sping in teh woods!!
ooh! I lieks teh trilliums lotses! I wunner if dey’s eber gonna sho up in meeshigun.
Does yu has teh “ill-scented” trillium up dere? I noes it groze in WV. Iss well naymed, liek teh skunk cabbage.
Pleh, or atteh berry leest, “P.U.”
Fanx fer yer hep Duffy, the only prize is bein ryte and bean able to tell muh smarteepantzazzol fren “Nanny Nanny pooh pooh”
Thanks ebbeybody, I fowt I needed a latin teacher but awls I needed was a kupple of lolcats – dis is a wunnerful source ob awl kinda edumacated peeps.
just add wadder adn yur kitteh will kum tew lyf!
LOLbaking (^_^)
Add cheezburger
Repeat
Haow dyd kitteh geyt iynto teh bouhl iyn teh furst plaise?
Dyd sumwun hafta stuf hers iynto iyt, oar dyd her clymb iynto iyt awl by hersseylfe?
Iyf kitteh finks her iys hydeing herseylfe, sumwun shud teyll hers taht weez can sea her rite thru teh bouhl, becuz iyt bees glas, adn iyt bees badd kamoflauge!!!
(Bebbeh kittehs sumtiems can nawt fink liek a growed-up kitteh;
dey bees stil ni-eeve adn gullibleses.)
Will it blend?
>:)
lol!cat mix
pour urself a cup of cute today